WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.000 On the surface, I understand the appeal. 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:09.000 That's way better. Perfect. What an asshole. 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:12.000 Can someone do up my camera for me? That's content. 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:15.000 That's content. Here's the content. No! 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:19.000 I'm gonna make me look totally out of touch. 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:22.000 Look, if I bend over, this seam comes apart. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:26.000 I actually cannot. And the one at the back of this too. 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:30.000 I'm, like, barely, barely contained by this suit. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:34.000 Did you take his mic? I mean, I can go get the mic if you need a mic. 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:37.000 It's for the second part that I need the mic. Yeah. 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:40.000 For, like, that dual A-roll. Oh. Yeah, so we'll go inside. 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:43.000 Okay. If you all put on your... Oh, here. 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:48.000 Oh! Okay. This is what every chute's like. 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.000 This is every chute. O-Train. 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:54.000 I don't know if it's every chute. It's a lot of them, though. 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:57.000 Ow! Oh, damn. Test hair. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:01:00.000 Oh! Got it. Okay. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.000 Whoo! Yes. What? 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.000 You walk around the Escalade and say... 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:09.000 Why does this not have cable management stuff on it? 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:12.000 Okay. Who keeps removing the cable ties from these? 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:16.000 Every time I get one of these mics, I put a Velcro tie on it so that it can all be tied 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:19.000 up nicely so it doesn't get caught on style. 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:24.000 Okay, I swear I'm listening this time. 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:33.000 Okay, so I guess the packs have to go in my underwear, though. 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:36.000 Yeah. I'm going to load them in the front. 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:39.000 We're going to do the shot of the thingy sending. 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:44.000 Do you want to go back a little bit so we can just get, like, one shot of, like, the 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:47.000 cat-on-lack, like, rolling up in it? Sure. 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:50.000 Okay. Just, like, a b-roll? 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:53.000 Yeah. Sure. We good? 00:01:53.000 --> 00:02:00.000 Yeah. Yeah. So when you open the door, bring up your quick, quick plate, and the sill will pop out. 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:04.000 Okay. Let me know when you're ready. 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:08.000 Ready. Let's do it one more time. 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:11.000 Okay. Oh, yeah. This car is unnecessary. 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:14.000 You have to lock it. Oh, God. I hate it. 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:17.000 You good? Yep. Yep. 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:20.000 Rolling. Okay. So we good? 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:23.000 We good? Yeah. Okay. 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:26.000 Going out the door, you've only got to sell three a day and boom. 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:29.000 You're a million-dollar company. Sounds easy, right? Yep. 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:32.000 Sure. Okay. Rolling? 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:35.000 All right. Oh, I wanted to do one. Oh, yeah. 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:38.000 That's fine. Just the timing. Okay. 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:41.000 Okay. Okay. Okay. 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:44.000 Okay. Rolling. Rolling. 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:48.000 Rolling. Rolling. Okay. 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:56.000 System building looks pretty good. With thousand-dollar boxes going out the door, you've only got to sell three a day and boom. 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:59.000 You're a million-dollar company. Okay. 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:02.000 Sounds easy, right? Sounds easy, right? Yeah. 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:05.000 Okay. Rolling. System building. 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:08.000 I understand the appeal. System building looks pretty easy, right? Yeah. 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:11.000 System building looks pretty easy. Yeah. A thousand-dollar box is going out the door. 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:17.000 Okay. System building looks pretty easy. 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:20.000 With thousand-dollar boxes going out the door. 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:23.000 Timing. Piece of shit. 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:26.000 Piece of shit. Piece of shit escalate. 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:29.000 Okay. Okay. We ready? 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:34.000 Yep. Okay. I understand the appeal. 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:37.000 System building looks pretty easy, don't it? 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:41.000 With thousand-dollar box. 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:45.000 Excuse-me-walk? You know what? I wonder if I'm walking into a sensor or something. 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:48.000 Oh. Hit it again with me not standing here. 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:59.000 Are you sitting in the driver's seat with him in the bottom? It worked so perfectly on the test run. 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:02.000 I know. I should have just stoned. 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:04.000 Well, that's my bad. 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:10.000 There we go. All right. Try that again. 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:14.000 System building looks like a pretty easy hustle. 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:18.000 With thousand-dollar- Oh, shit. 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:22.000 Why is it so bad? 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:26.000 It's because the car is only $135,000. 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:29.000 How much is this thing? $134,000. Okay. 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:37.000 Sure. Yep. System building looks like a pretty easy hustle. 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.000 With thousand-dollar boxes going up. 00:04:41.000 --> 00:04:43.000 Why? Why? 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:47.000 Calm your ass down. Because of that. 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:49.000 I want to just do it on the front seat. 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:54.000 System building looks like a pretty easy hustle. 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:57.000 With thousand-dollar-boxes going out the door, 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:01.000 all you got to do is sell three a day. You're a million-dollar company. 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:05.000 Not bad. I think I can act more. 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:08.000 Sure. Let me do it one more time. Okay. 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:10.000 And if we don't get it, we don't do it again. 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:14.000 System building looks like a pretty easy gig. 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:20.000 At a thousand-dollar-box of pop, all you got to do is sell three a day 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:22.000 and you're a million-dollar company. 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:27.000 Not bad. I like the acting better, but the timing was off. 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.000 Okay, maybe it's worth it doing it one more time. Do it one more time. 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:34.000 Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. System building looks 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:38.000 like a pretty easy gig. At a thousand-box of pop, 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:42.000 all you got to do is sell three of these a day and you're a million-dollar company. 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:46.000 Easy, right? Nice. 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:49.000 That was so much better. Okay, that feel good? Like the finger lick and the... 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:52.000 Okay, yeah. Got this. 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:55.000 When he says that, you need to already be taking my money away. 00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:58.000 Yeah, I got you. Except for a couple small problems. 00:05:58.000 --> 00:06:02.000 The margins are piss poor. Shipping damage is basically a constant 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:07.000 and no offense, but the customers are impossible to deal with. 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:11.000 Like... So at that point, right now, I'm pretty tight. 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:14.000 Is that these things sell better? On the... 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:18.000 On the rip? Go for the head. Because I got to be like this. 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:21.000 Okay, I got you. And you got to hit me way harder. 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:25.000 Like that was terrible. There's stuff in this box. 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.000 No, it's fine. It's empty. 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:31.000 Yeah, it's fine. Okay. 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:35.000 Except for a couple small problems. The margins are piss poor. 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:38.000 Shipping damage is basically a constant. 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:44.000 And no offense, but the customers are a nightmare. 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:49.000 Blaming you for everything from slow Windows updates to game crashes. 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:53.000 There's nothing I can do about any of that. 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:56.000 Okay, that's a lot of good sh... Okay. 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:59.000 You got to throw that thing, Arthur. Let's go! 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:05.000 Alright, alright. Don't make me think you changed spots with Serge. 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:07.000 Serge could throw it at me. 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:12.000 Make sure you get the pants first, because that'll give me more time to get low, 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:15.000 which will give you more time to pull off the top. 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:19.000 I'm coming down with them, because I have to get them off your arms. 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:23.000 So if you can stay... Oh, so I'll stay tall until I'm naked then. 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:26.000 Sure. Is Matt in the right spot? 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:29.000 There's a prompter on there. Am I supposed to be reading off of it, or should we just take it off? 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:32.000 Because I'm memorizing the lines anyway. It's too late. Let's just shoot it. 00:07:32.000 --> 00:07:36.000 Okay. Okay. One car will be about to move into my path. 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:40.000 Grab, put, and then go. 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:43.000 Because you want to be in and out of the frame quickly. That's the key. 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:47.000 This is a good intro. I like this. It's happy. 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:50.000 Let's do that. Are they going? Are they going? 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:54.000 Okay. Artie practice. Throw it like you f***ing mean it. 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:58.000 What was that? Okay, okay. Put some muscle behind it. 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:01.000 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Do it, you wimp. 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:04.000 That was pretty good, no? Where's my head? 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:07.000 Where's my head? Go full-spart about it. Full-spart. 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:10.000 Go on the flat side, though. Yeah, throw it. Is that it? 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:13.000 No, it'll hurt him no matter how hard you throw. Okay, okay. 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:16.000 Let's go, let's go. Oh, better. That's pretty good. 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:19.000 All right. Throw it like you mean it. All right, I got it, I got it. 00:08:19.000 --> 00:08:22.000 Let's pretend you have a lot of pints of frustration. Yeah. 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:25.000 There you go. You're 10. All right, you got good lighting. 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:28.000 Let's go. Ready? Yeah. 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:31.000 Okay. Is this a real one, Alex? Yeah. 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:34.000 Okay. Hold on, hold on. If something goes wrong, I'm going to yell stop. 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:36.000 So you guys know where to close out. Okay. 00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:44.000 Except for a few small problems. The margins are piss poor. 00:08:44.000 --> 00:08:51.000 The chances of shipping damage are extremely high and no offense, but the customers are 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:53.000 a nightmare. 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:59.000 They'll blame you for everything from game crashes to slow Windows updates. 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:03.000 There's nothing that I can do about any of that. 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:07.000 Oh, I wasn't filming. 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:14.000 That was awesome. That was really good. Okay. 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:18.000 Were you able to track me? Yeah, it was perfect. I don't think we'll get a better than that. 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:22.000 That zoom? Yeah. You nailed the timing. 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:25.000 That was perfect. Couldn't have been better. No. 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:31.000 On the surface, I understand the appeal. 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:34.000 System building looks like a pretty easy gig. 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:40.000 At a thousand bucks a pop, all you got to do is sell three of these a day and they're 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:43.000 a million dollar company. Easy, right? 00:09:43.000 --> 00:09:47.000 Except for a few small problems. The margins are piss poor. 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:54.000 The chances of shipping damage are extremely high and no offense, but the customers are 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:55.000 a nightmare. 00:09:57.000 --> 00:10:02.000 They'll blame you for everything from game crashes to slow Windows updates. 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:06.000 There's nothing that I can do about any of that.