1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 On the surface, I understand the appeal. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 That's way better. Perfect. What an asshole. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Can someone do up my camera for me? That's content. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 That's content. Here's the content. No! 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 I'm gonna make me look totally out of touch. 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Look, if I bend over, this seam comes apart. 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I actually cannot. And the one at the back of this too. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 I'm, like, barely, barely contained by this suit. 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Did you take his mic? I mean, I can go get the mic if you need a mic. 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 It's for the second part that I need the mic. Yeah. 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,000 For, like, that dual A-roll. Oh. Yeah, so we'll go inside. 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Okay. If you all put on your... Oh, here. 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Oh! Okay. This is what every chute's like. 14 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 This is every chute. O-Train. 15 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,000 I don't know if it's every chute. It's a lot of them, though. 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Ow! Oh, damn. Test hair. 17 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Oh! Got it. Okay. 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Whoo! Yes. What? 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 You walk around the Escalade and say... 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Why does this not have cable management stuff on it? 21 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Okay. Who keeps removing the cable ties from these? 22 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Every time I get one of these mics, I put a Velcro tie on it so that it can all be tied 23 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 up nicely so it doesn't get caught on style. 24 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Okay, I swear I'm listening this time. 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Okay, so I guess the packs have to go in my underwear, though. 26 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Yeah. I'm going to load them in the front. 27 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 We're going to do the shot of the thingy sending. 28 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Do you want to go back a little bit so we can just get, like, one shot of, like, the 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 cat-on-lack, like, rolling up in it? Sure. 30 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Okay. Just, like, a b-roll? 31 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Yeah. Sure. We good? 32 00:01:53,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Yeah. Yeah. So when you open the door, bring up your quick, quick plate, and the sill will pop out. 33 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Okay. Let me know when you're ready. 34 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Ready. Let's do it one more time. 35 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Okay. Oh, yeah. This car is unnecessary. 36 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 You have to lock it. Oh, God. I hate it. 37 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 You good? Yep. Yep. 38 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Rolling. Okay. So we good? 39 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 We good? Yeah. Okay. 40 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Going out the door, you've only got to sell three a day and boom. 41 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 You're a million-dollar company. Sounds easy, right? Yep. 42 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Sure. Okay. Rolling? 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 All right. Oh, I wanted to do one. Oh, yeah. 44 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 That's fine. Just the timing. Okay. 45 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Okay. Okay. Okay. 46 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Okay. Rolling. Rolling. 47 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Rolling. Rolling. Okay. 48 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:56,000 System building looks pretty good. With thousand-dollar boxes going out the door, you've only got to sell three a day and boom. 49 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 You're a million-dollar company. Okay. 50 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Sounds easy, right? Sounds easy, right? Yeah. 51 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Okay. Rolling. System building. 52 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I understand the appeal. System building looks pretty easy, right? Yeah. 53 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 System building looks pretty easy. Yeah. A thousand-dollar box is going out the door. 54 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Okay. System building looks pretty easy. 55 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 With thousand-dollar boxes going out the door. 56 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Timing. Piece of shit. 57 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Piece of shit. Piece of shit escalate. 58 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Okay. Okay. We ready? 59 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yep. Okay. I understand the appeal. 60 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 System building looks pretty easy, don't it? 61 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 With thousand-dollar box. 62 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Excuse-me-walk? You know what? I wonder if I'm walking into a sensor or something. 63 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Oh. Hit it again with me not standing here. 64 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Are you sitting in the driver's seat with him in the bottom? It worked so perfectly on the test run. 65 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 I know. I should have just stoned. 66 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Well, that's my bad. 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,000 There we go. All right. Try that again. 68 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 System building looks like a pretty easy hustle. 69 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000 With thousand-dollar- Oh, shit. 70 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Why is it so bad? 71 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 It's because the car is only $135,000. 72 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 How much is this thing? $134,000. Okay. 73 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Sure. Yep. System building looks like a pretty easy hustle. 74 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 With thousand-dollar boxes going up. 75 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Why? Why? 76 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Calm your ass down. Because of that. 77 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 I want to just do it on the front seat. 78 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 System building looks like a pretty easy hustle. 79 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 With thousand-dollar-boxes going out the door, 80 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,000 all you got to do is sell three a day. You're a million-dollar company. 81 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Not bad. I think I can act more. 82 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Sure. Let me do it one more time. Okay. 83 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 And if we don't get it, we don't do it again. 84 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 System building looks like a pretty easy gig. 85 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 At a thousand-dollar-box of pop, all you got to do is sell three a day 86 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 and you're a million-dollar company. 87 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Not bad. I like the acting better, but the timing was off. 88 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Okay, maybe it's worth it doing it one more time. Do it one more time. 89 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. System building looks 90 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,000 like a pretty easy gig. At a thousand-box of pop, 91 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:42,000 all you got to do is sell three of these a day and you're a million-dollar company. 92 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Easy, right? Nice. 93 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,000 That was so much better. Okay, that feel good? Like the finger lick and the... 94 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Okay, yeah. Got this. 95 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 When he says that, you need to already be taking my money away. 96 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Yeah, I got you. Except for a couple small problems. 97 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,000 The margins are piss poor. Shipping damage is basically a constant 98 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,000 and no offense, but the customers are impossible to deal with. 99 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Like... So at that point, right now, I'm pretty tight. 100 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Is that these things sell better? On the... 101 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 On the rip? Go for the head. Because I got to be like this. 102 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Okay, I got you. And you got to hit me way harder. 103 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Like that was terrible. There's stuff in this box. 104 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 No, it's fine. It's empty. 105 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Yeah, it's fine. Okay. 106 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Except for a couple small problems. The margins are piss poor. 107 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Shipping damage is basically a constant. 108 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 And no offense, but the customers are a nightmare. 109 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Blaming you for everything from slow Windows updates to game crashes. 110 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 There's nothing I can do about any of that. 111 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Okay, that's a lot of good sh... Okay. 112 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 You got to throw that thing, Arthur. Let's go! 113 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Alright, alright. Don't make me think you changed spots with Serge. 114 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Serge could throw it at me. 115 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Make sure you get the pants first, because that'll give me more time to get low, 116 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 which will give you more time to pull off the top. 117 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,000 I'm coming down with them, because I have to get them off your arms. 118 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,000 So if you can stay... Oh, so I'll stay tall until I'm naked then. 119 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Sure. Is Matt in the right spot? 120 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 There's a prompter on there. Am I supposed to be reading off of it, or should we just take it off? 121 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Because I'm memorizing the lines anyway. It's too late. Let's just shoot it. 122 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Okay. Okay. One car will be about to move into my path. 123 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Grab, put, and then go. 124 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Because you want to be in and out of the frame quickly. That's the key. 125 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 This is a good intro. I like this. It's happy. 126 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Let's do that. Are they going? Are they going? 127 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Okay. Artie practice. Throw it like you f***ing mean it. 128 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,000 What was that? Okay, okay. Put some muscle behind it. 129 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Let's go, let's go, let's go. Do it, you wimp. 130 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,000 That was pretty good, no? Where's my head? 131 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Where's my head? Go full-spart about it. Full-spart. 132 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Go on the flat side, though. Yeah, throw it. Is that it? 133 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 No, it'll hurt him no matter how hard you throw. Okay, okay. 134 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Let's go, let's go. Oh, better. That's pretty good. 135 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 All right. Throw it like you mean it. All right, I got it, I got it. 136 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Let's pretend you have a lot of pints of frustration. Yeah. 137 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 There you go. You're 10. All right, you got good lighting. 138 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Let's go. Ready? Yeah. 139 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Okay. Is this a real one, Alex? Yeah. 140 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Okay. Hold on, hold on. If something goes wrong, I'm going to yell stop. 141 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 So you guys know where to close out. Okay. 142 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Except for a few small problems. The margins are piss poor. 143 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:51,000 The chances of shipping damage are extremely high and no offense, but the customers are 144 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 a nightmare. 145 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,000 They'll blame you for everything from game crashes to slow Windows updates. 146 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:03,000 There's nothing that I can do about any of that. 147 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Oh, I wasn't filming. 148 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,000 That was awesome. That was really good. Okay. 149 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Were you able to track me? Yeah, it was perfect. I don't think we'll get a better than that. 150 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 That zoom? Yeah. You nailed the timing. 151 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 That was perfect. Couldn't have been better. No. 152 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 On the surface, I understand the appeal. 153 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 System building looks like a pretty easy gig. 154 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:40,000 At a thousand bucks a pop, all you got to do is sell three of these a day and they're 155 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 a million dollar company. Easy, right? 156 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Except for a few small problems. The margins are piss poor. 157 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:54,000 The chances of shipping damage are extremely high and no offense, but the customers are 158 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 a nightmare. 159 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:02,000 They'll blame you for everything from game crashes to slow Windows updates. 160 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,000 There's nothing that I can do about any of that.