On the surface, I understand the appeal.
That's way better. Perfect. What an asshole.
Can someone do up my camera for me? That's content.
That's content. Here's the content. No!
I'm gonna make me look totally out of touch.
Look, if I bend over, this seam comes apart.
I actually cannot. And the one at the back of this too.
I'm, like, barely, barely contained by this suit.
Did you take his mic? I mean, I can go get the mic if you need a mic.
It's for the second part that I need the mic. Yeah.
For, like, that dual A-roll. Oh. Yeah, so we'll go inside.
Okay. If you all put on your... Oh, here.
Oh! Okay. This is what every chute's like.
This is every chute. O-Train.
I don't know if it's every chute. It's a lot of them, though.
Ow! Oh, damn. Test hair.
Oh! Got it. Okay.
Whoo! Yes. What?
You walk around the Escalade and say...
Why does this not have cable management stuff on it?
Okay. Who keeps removing the cable ties from these?
Every time I get one of these mics, I put a Velcro tie on it so that it can all be tied
up nicely so it doesn't get caught on style.
Okay, I swear I'm listening this time.
Okay, so I guess the packs have to go in my underwear, though.
Yeah. I'm going to load them in the front.
We're going to do the shot of the thingy sending.
Do you want to go back a little bit so we can just get, like, one shot of, like, the
cat-on-lack, like, rolling up in it? Sure.
Okay. Just, like, a b-roll?
Yeah. Sure. We good?
Yeah. Yeah. So when you open the door, bring up your quick, quick plate, and the sill will pop out.
Okay. Let me know when you're ready.
Ready. Let's do it one more time.
Okay. Oh, yeah. This car is unnecessary.
You have to lock it. Oh, God. I hate it.
You good? Yep. Yep.
Rolling. Okay. So we good?
We good? Yeah. Okay.
Going out the door, you've only got to sell three a day and boom.
You're a million-dollar company. Sounds easy, right? Yep.
Sure. Okay. Rolling?
All right. Oh, I wanted to do one. Oh, yeah.
That's fine. Just the timing. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Rolling. Rolling.
Rolling. Rolling. Okay.
System building looks pretty good. With thousand-dollar boxes going out the door, you've only got to sell three a day and boom.
You're a million-dollar company. Okay.
Sounds easy, right? Sounds easy, right? Yeah.
Okay. Rolling. System building.
I understand the appeal. System building looks pretty easy, right? Yeah.
System building looks pretty easy. Yeah. A thousand-dollar box is going out the door.
Okay. System building looks pretty easy.
With thousand-dollar boxes going out the door.
Timing. Piece of shit.
Piece of shit. Piece of shit escalate.
Okay. Okay. We ready?
Yep. Okay. I understand the appeal.
System building looks pretty easy, don't it?
With thousand-dollar box.
Excuse-me-walk? You know what? I wonder if I'm walking into a sensor or something.
Oh. Hit it again with me not standing here.
Are you sitting in the driver's seat with him in the bottom? It worked so perfectly on the test run.
I know. I should have just stoned.
Well, that's my bad.
There we go. All right. Try that again.
System building looks like a pretty easy hustle.
With thousand-dollar- Oh, shit.
Why is it so bad?
It's because the car is only $135,000.
How much is this thing? $134,000. Okay.
Sure. Yep. System building looks like a pretty easy hustle.
With thousand-dollar boxes going up.
Why? Why?
Calm your ass down. Because of that.
I want to just do it on the front seat.
System building looks like a pretty easy hustle.
With thousand-dollar-boxes going out the door,
all you got to do is sell three a day. You're a million-dollar company.
Not bad. I think I can act more.
Sure. Let me do it one more time. Okay.
And if we don't get it, we don't do it again.
System building looks like a pretty easy gig.
At a thousand-dollar-box of pop, all you got to do is sell three a day
and you're a million-dollar company.
Not bad. I like the acting better, but the timing was off.
Okay, maybe it's worth it doing it one more time. Do it one more time.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. System building looks
like a pretty easy gig. At a thousand-box of pop,
all you got to do is sell three of these a day and you're a million-dollar company.
Easy, right? Nice.
That was so much better. Okay, that feel good? Like the finger lick and the...
Okay, yeah. Got this.
When he says that, you need to already be taking my money away.
Yeah, I got you. Except for a couple small problems.
The margins are piss poor. Shipping damage is basically a constant
and no offense, but the customers are impossible to deal with.
Like... So at that point, right now, I'm pretty tight.
Is that these things sell better? On the...
On the rip? Go for the head. Because I got to be like this.
Okay, I got you. And you got to hit me way harder.
Like that was terrible. There's stuff in this box.
No, it's fine. It's empty.
Yeah, it's fine. Okay.
Except for a couple small problems. The margins are piss poor.
Shipping damage is basically a constant.
And no offense, but the customers are a nightmare.
Blaming you for everything from slow Windows updates to game crashes.
There's nothing I can do about any of that.
Okay, that's a lot of good sh... Okay.
You got to throw that thing, Arthur. Let's go!
Alright, alright. Don't make me think you changed spots with Serge.
Serge could throw it at me.
Make sure you get the pants first, because that'll give me more time to get low,
which will give you more time to pull off the top.
I'm coming down with them, because I have to get them off your arms.
So if you can stay... Oh, so I'll stay tall until I'm naked then.
Sure. Is Matt in the right spot?
There's a prompter on there. Am I supposed to be reading off of it, or should we just take it off?
Because I'm memorizing the lines anyway. It's too late. Let's just shoot it.
Okay. Okay. One car will be about to move into my path.
Grab, put, and then go.
Because you want to be in and out of the frame quickly. That's the key.
This is a good intro. I like this. It's happy.
Let's do that. Are they going? Are they going?
Okay. Artie practice. Throw it like you f***ing mean it.
What was that? Okay, okay. Put some muscle behind it.
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Do it, you wimp.
That was pretty good, no? Where's my head?
Where's my head? Go full-spart about it. Full-spart.
Go on the flat side, though. Yeah, throw it. Is that it?
No, it'll hurt him no matter how hard you throw. Okay, okay.
Let's go, let's go. Oh, better. That's pretty good.
All right. Throw it like you mean it. All right, I got it, I got it.
Let's pretend you have a lot of pints of frustration. Yeah.
There you go. You're 10. All right, you got good lighting.
Let's go. Ready? Yeah.
Okay. Is this a real one, Alex? Yeah.
Okay. Hold on, hold on. If something goes wrong, I'm going to yell stop.
So you guys know where to close out. Okay.
Except for a few small problems. The margins are piss poor.
The chances of shipping damage are extremely high and no offense, but the customers are
a nightmare.
They'll blame you for everything from game crashes to slow Windows updates.
There's nothing that I can do about any of that.
Oh, I wasn't filming.
That was awesome. That was really good. Okay.
Were you able to track me? Yeah, it was perfect. I don't think we'll get a better than that.
That zoom? Yeah. You nailed the timing.
That was perfect. Couldn't have been better. No.
On the surface, I understand the appeal.
System building looks like a pretty easy gig.
At a thousand bucks a pop, all you got to do is sell three of these a day and they're
a million dollar company. Easy, right?
Except for a few small problems. The margins are piss poor.
The chances of shipping damage are extremely high and no offense, but the customers are
a nightmare.
They'll blame you for everything from game crashes to slow Windows updates.
There's nothing that I can do about any of that.