Hey, what's up?
It's speed saver stream time. Hi Twitch chat.
Well, I'll do this better. Hello.
Let's see if my avatar is working today. Oh, look at that.
It works pretty good. If I bump the sensor behind me, it kind of, you know, but other than that, pretty good.
Hey, look at that. Some people just tuned in.
Whoa, I can point it right at the camera.
Whoo. How y'all doing tonight?
All right, warm-up song.
Let's go.
Go bed it late. You go bed. Get late, you.
That is not a warm-up song.
Let's find something that's more warm-up-y.
Sure. All right, let's do this.
We'll kick it off.
I'm back on in bank. So let's see if my streaming is working properly.
Updated OBS. Elijah said that might have been the problem last time.
She also thinks I need a better CPU though.
My left channel audio is actually a little weird. I don't really need that for tonight, but hey, something to fix for later.
Let's go personal best time. Here we go.
Let's go full combo.
Oh, man, all the pressure on.
That's the first map of the night.
Another minute.
I can do it.
Okay, here we go.
Come on, here we go.
No. Are you kidding me? Oh, no.
I'm dead. I'm so close.
I'm so close, you guys.
No. No. Man, I just want to range quit right now after the first song.
That was terrible. All right.
All right. What's that good for? Okay.
I'm top 500 though. I can take some.
Yeah. Okay. You see lion is playing counter strike or whatever in a video testing a PC or something and
forget he's actually a pretty competent gamer.
If it's a game he plays, that's exactly it.
Yeah, that's right.
Not amazing, but competent for sure. All right.
What else we got? Oh, good Lord.
Well, there's no way I'm going to beat that. Why don't we try this one?
Star door.
Oh, shoot.
Well, we're not PBing this one.
Oh, shoot.
Whoops.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, that sucked. Okay. That's okay.
Man. You know what?
No, we're trying that one more time. Oh, wait.
I'll fix the audio issue later.
Oh, no.
I think there's a connection loose in my left earphone.
The little kids were one of my daughters having a sleepover tonight.
So they were playing take links house party, which just got a new map.
I kind of want to try it, but I was busy tonight.
Also, I'm sure they don't want dad coming up their style.
Shoot. Oh, nice about that.
Let's go.
Shoot, shoot, shoot. It seems spot. No.
Okay. Hold on.
Yeah, weird. My left side is not working.
It's super weird.
Oh well, I'll have to deal with it another time. Oh yeah, man, take links at Whelan would be friggin' awesome.
Catching up to you late while upgrading ISP with channelized fabric.
Well that sounds cool. Oh dude, we've got a cool video coming soon.
We went out to see Equinix.
One of their Toronto area data centers.
They opened up kind of like get to know your presentation with like
We're the biggest tech company that no one's ever heard of which is frankly speaking a pitch that I've heard a lot of times
But by the time we were done, I was like, okay. I get it.
What?
Garbage!
Am I supposed to be getting tired already? Man, I had my first like real like badminton training session in a while last night
Doing like fast feet and stuff. I'm dead.
Fortunately, I didn't do much in the way of armed stuff last night, so I can move these.
I just figure if I'm gonna own my own center, I can't be embarrassing myself out on the court there.
Not that it's really been a problem so far. Like with the groups that I play with, I often feel like such a scrub.
But then I get out there and I just like play with pubs and I'm like, I am right.
It's like when you play with nothing but like your clan mates and like scrimmages and stuff or whatever.
You're like, oh man, I'm the worst on the team.
Then you just like join a random lobby and you're like, oh okay, I'm actually a god at this.
To be clear, I'm not that good. I'm saying it's like when you have that experience.
Like one of my groups in Taiwan that I play with, some guy showed up who was like U19 national champion there or something like that.
And he's a lot older now, but he was just playing with me like a cat plays with a mouse. Like I'm okay, but I'm not that good.
Heck yeah, Salomar 4, that's the trick. You just gotta get them to put up with you. That's the key.
Boom, boom.
Well that one almost got me.
We're full combo in this one, boys.
We're full combo in this one, boys. We're full combo in this one, boys.
We're full combo in this one, boys. We're full combo in this stack.
We're full combo in this stack. We're full combo
in this one, boys. We're full combo in this stack.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
We're full combo. We're full combo in this stack.
We're full combo in this stack. I
92.8, let's go You
High score full combo. Okay, where are we at? What?
1700 what the crap? Oh
My god, who could do 98.6% cut accuracy on this
Good Lord Whatever, I'm happy with it
Jeez, I don't know when the new precision cases are coming
Are you not a fan of maps with lots of mines? I don't know I haven't really come up with many that I've enjoyed that have a lot of mines. This one has mines
Play a banger. Sure. All right. Here's a banger
Here we go. Oh, man. I kind of want to fix this speaker though. No, whatever. I'm over it. Okay
Here we go. Here we go Whoo
Good luck Fleur
Oh
It's always so scary when the real-time view
Damn it says you missed but then the after the fact
Um catches it. I suspect the real-time view is like based on the accelerometers
Damn it
Not fast enough for this one tonight, okay, let's get that final combo though
What now I hit that one you guys saw it
Does he have weights on what do you mean do I have weights on am I moving that slow please?
Sorry Tom Scott was talking about the spin serve and badminton. Why was he talking about that?
Do I think it should be banned? I
Yes, actually, I I agree. I think badminton has a
serious problem with
Not being entertaining enough to watch
and I think that a nonsense
serve like that so for those of you missing the context
Basically, it was like a special way of contacting the shuttle on the serve so that it would it would fall feathers down on the other side instead of
Cork down so it was very difficult to return with any type of quality
So it was basically just like free points if you could execute it and it's not a lot of fun to watch people want rallies
Yes, it's excellent badminton training for
No, I switched back over to n-bank and I updated OBS and it's been better tonight, but I've had like other issues
Allegedly, you know my current boss because your wife worked with them years ago
I mean, it's possible. She's worked with people
Anything's possible Have you played it in arcade? No, I've never played at an arcade
No, I don't play any other racquet sports. I've tried pickleball. It's super fun. I've tried tennis a couple of times
It's super fun. I just badminton is the one that all my friends play, right?
So it's kind of like oh, are you PlayStation or Xbox like I don't know
It's whatever whatever has the games I want to play whatever my friends play
Bum bum bum bum bum
The brains fascinating but the hands are slow
Oh
I thought I had that one
That one too shoot
I
Shoot I'm already slowing down quite a bit tonight. Okay focus
I
Still at least as
Yes It's not good lands over there
Yeah, it's pretty tiring magpie, but
Hey, I gotta prove the haters wrong that it's actually exercise. Oh, he was that one that I said. Oh, yeah, that's not a warm-up song
I don't think it was this oh
Is it this one no this one
Oh boy All right, I'll try
Why do you stand legs so far apart? I don't know stability
You know like It was like this, I don't know it feels like it's harder to reach, you know
I know it's wrong like my you know my arms reach just as far
But like it's easier to lean the body back and forth when you can push, you know
All right
All right, let's try and make it through this max rank a means I probably barely passed
maximum combo of a hundred and seventeen out of eight hundred eighty-two notes, so not stringing together too many big
Combos all right
Heck yeah, Barrington
But you're waiting on a steam deck to launch so a new steam deck coming. Do you know something? I don't know
Yeah, I have to tell me after I'm starting the next song. Okay. Here we go. Oh
No, my arms are so slow. Hmm. Okay, I do my best
How long is this song? Oh, it's only two and a half minutes. Okay. I got this
What nonsense nonsense, okay, that's okay. I'm alive. There's one miss
Whoa, no, I totally got that one I thought
Okay, let's go
This is just a warm-up combo. Oh, no. Oh, no
I
Just went a lot harder than it looks
I'm missing so many I
I'm gonna live though. I got this what another minute no problem
Accurate slices here we go
This
Big sweeping strokes they have to be so fast to hit them
I
Know I'm gonna live I'm gonna live my kids did a daddy. Okay. Good enough
Oh All this team check is launching in Australia. Oh boy. All right. Enjoy that Barrington. Welcome to
welcome I'm gonna come out 2022. Oh, dude
Oh man, okay
Yeah, I know man. I'm sorry. I don't mean to rub it in
Uh, no current plans for another garage sale I'm not saying no. I'm just not saying now
Oh, okay, sure. Can I survive? Okay, we're going for survival here, right?
Nonsense
We're just going for survival on this one. Okay boys. I have no illusions about full combo or a double s or any of that
This is uh six notes per second, I think on average. Oh shoot. No, we're still alive. Let's go
Oh
Okay, here we go here we go here we go
Oh
No, oh do we nail this combo? Let's go
Oh
And this guy you're this guy
Hey new PB. Let's go
Hey, I'm number 4400
whoa I do not like inside out tracking. No, I do not
Sam I am
Oh, yeah, you have to kind of remember the song a little bit It's less about remembering the particular song in a lot of cases though and it's more about remembering
the patterns
Some of the newer songs they kind of uh, they forced you to do it. Uh, there's one that I have here
Um
Is it this one I'll show it to you if I can but they put these little like
This isn't it. Ah, it's kind of a banger though. Let's go
Oh
Oh sloppy
So one of the keys is keeping the saber in a position that's going to be ready for the next shot
Good maps are usually designed to flow
So if you watch when the notes stop I'm gonna freeze and you could see both hands are still in position to strike
So in a lot of ways like yeah, obviously you have to make on the fly adjustments
But you just kind of go the opposite direction you went last time
And then you know the rhythm of the song and all that
Can we get double s we're getting close
I can't miss anything else though
Oh shoot well that was it we're cooked
It's too late to make it up
Oh, no, it isn't actually I still got a minute. Oh, we could do it
Yeah
What's an accurate slice as I can get it
And also full comboing the rest oh shoot. Oh, I got it. I got it
That was a hard combo just all in really tight coming coming real fast. Yeah, get it. Oh my god. I got it. Let's go
Whoo Kuchin yearly things. Oh, I don't know. I feel like there's lots of good maps out there. Oh, did beat saber just crash the uh, the new
the new moddable Version of beat saber. I've had a lot of issues with random crashes. It's been pretty frustrating
It's hard to tell if it's my computer though, which has also kind of had problems lately. So
I'm like, I don't know for all. I know it could be could be live. I'm like, yeah, I don't know
That's a reborn as well depending on which Costco you work at it might happen someday
Oh I'm using I'm back to the index Korty
Uh, I just don't like the hassle of having to put in earphones when I play
Honestly, it's the biggest part of the reason. Maybe that's shallow
Sort by uh download it right. I was gonna show you guys
um Hmm
This one I haven't beat but it seems really well mapped. It looks like a lot of fun. Let's see how far we can get into it
Oh, wait Hold on. Is my avatar? Oh, yeah, it's working. Oh jeez
It's tripping me out my chats on my right because it follows where I glance and I looked over my right shoulder before I started
Okay, here we go Dang it that activated the interpupillary distance thing. So now it's sitting in my field of view
Sometimes if you whip your head too hard, it moves it a little bit and then brings up the uh interface
This song seems cool though and this map seems cool. So I really want to be able to beat it
But I am not even close right now
So
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Shoot Shoot shoot this is the farthest I've made I think
I
Shoot shoot shoot shoot So I gotta do like another minute and 50 seconds of that
Uh, I'll get it though. I'll get it. I can do that one. It's doable. It's just hard
Uh I think I have a couple hundred hours to 250 hours in this game
Um a few hours
Um, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna get that one. I'm gonna get that one
Oh, I think this is the one that has the annoying things so I turned them off in the UI
Uh, or in the um, like UI settings in the game. I haven't seen if there's any mods to like for sure force them off
Um Like there's a handful of maps that don't respect my color overrides. This is one of them
Uh, it's supposed to be blue for right. Yeah, see these things. I friggin hate them, but
Maybe for new players. It's helpful to kind of show you the path the sabers supposed to follow
But realistically They don't tell you like there's no um advantage
To staying on that path. It doesn't it doesn't matter. It's just showing you where to
Do it
If I could find a way to turn it off, um, I'd like that map. It's a really fun map, but you can see, um
Graphics, I think it's in here. No, where is it?
Others no player options
Uh Wait jump duration. No
Oh, no, no, where is it? Yeah arc. Wait
Oh Okay, I wonder if one of my kids turned it back on then. Okay, let's see. Let's see. Here we go. Let's see if it's off
I just find them super distracting
Oh, I think we're good. All right, let's go
I just don't need more like Random effects in my field of view when I'm trying to concentrate
Diamonds one
I'm missing a lot in here. What's happening? Oh, I wonder if my other saber was getting in the way interesting
Oh
I think we can pee beads. Oh shoot. I was looking chat
Oh shoot shoot shoot. Well forget it. Oh my goodness terrible
Okay, I want to I'm not going to push that hard for the rest of this since it's already not a personal best
Okay, I do need to figure out what the hell is going on in here
Okay Next chorus I'm figuring that out
Or next verse I'm figuring that out um
But other than that, I'm gonna go easy on this one because I want to do a zelda run after this
Gotta save my strength. I had a really good zelda run the other night
Oh
Okay, it's our way to rewatch rewatch your old runs in slow mode. I put the vods on Floatplane, but I don't leave them anywhere else
Honestly, you don't need to watch me in slow mo like I'm pretty okay at beat saver, but okay
What am I missing Is there a note I can't see
That is annoying. Okay zelda good night dg
Oh, can you watch them back? Oh, yeah, I don't know you can play them in slow mo
So honestly, that's fine standard alpha asks what percentile player are you top 1%? No, I don't think so
I have no idea. I don't even know how to gauge that There's no way I'm top 1% though
Okay
Okay, here we go pb run just kidding. I think I'm uh top 20 for this one and that was like a crazy run
Like already this percentage is not enough and I haven't even done anything hard yet
Oh
No, so early
Now I don't get kids these days
My son had some friends over and I was like, oh you guys should watch the dark night none of them had ever seen it
And I come back in like 25 minutes later and they're watching like dr. Strange and I was like
You guys are not watching the dark night. They're like, no, it was boring
I don't even get it. I'm officially old now, man
I
To be clear I'm not down on the first dr. Strange. I enjoy the film. It's just
Now I'm gonna full combo this not tonight, but soon
I peaked on this one like three and a half years ago and I've never come close again
But between that last one I did and tonight It's looking attainable, you know
Like I'm missing a block here and there, but it's not like I'm way off like I was for a while
Got the speed back for those jumps
I
Endurance plays into this one as well, too Not because it's the longest map or anything, but because it just asks for such a constant
Fast level of movement Yeah, wait, I only missed two notes
792 whatever yeah, you see that was a crazy run though. So what am I on this one? Oh, sorry top 40
Is this one of the hardest, huh? Ha ha absolutely not I'll show you something hard
I
That's hard
And that one is uh, how long is that uh, there's the bloody length oh three and a half minutes long of 10 beats per second
So I find
Um
I find even stuff with like
Six to seven very hard
If it's in the five five and a half range, I might be able to full combo it
This is weird this uh this sorting doesn't seem to be working properly, huh
I'm good back to rock band. Yeah, exactly
Oh, man, I'm getting close to being done here. Let's do like
Let's do some meme stuff
This is a terrible map
Oh, well I tried And the game crashed okay, I guess that's it
Well, thank you guys very much for tuning in
I will see y'all around good night