{"video_id":"fp_Tur5UIvg0k","title":"Reddit crashed, GTA Online paywalls cars, Amazon locks out user + more!","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2023-06-15T01:28:00.028Z","duration_s":480,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":5.68,"text":"Reddit crashed for three hours on Monday after nearly 8,000 subreddits went dark,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.68,"end_s":10.44,"text":"switching to private or read-only mode in protest of the platform's new API fees.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.44,"end_s":14.6,"text":"Because what do you get when you cause your users' favorite third-party apps to shut down?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.6,"end_s":17.12,"text":"You get exactly what you frickin' deserve.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.44,"end_s":21.68,"text":"I'm James, and this is Tech LinkedIn. This is what Reddit looked like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.68,"end_s":25.44,"text":"to a lot of people who were just trying to ask strangers whether or not they're the f**k.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.44,"end_s":29.6,"text":"But Reddit CEO, but Reddit CEO Steve Huffman","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.64,"end_s":33.86,"text":"wasn't worried. He sent out a company-wide memo downplaying the user protests,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.86,"end_s":37.28,"text":"which was immediately leaked to the media and also the users.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.28,"end_s":40.92,"text":"Not a great show of internal confidence. Huffman claimed that the blackout","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":40.92,"end_s":45.14,"text":"hasn't had significant revenue impact and that he anticipates that many subreddits","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":45.14,"end_s":48.88,"text":"will return by Wednesday. It is currently well into Wednesday","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":48.88,"end_s":52.16,"text":"and around 6,000 subreddits are still private or locked","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":52.16,"end_s":55.2,"text":"with many users pushing to continue indefinitely.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":55.2,"end_s":58.96,"text":"So if you're trying to find out information on parenting, PC gaming, or photography,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.0,"end_s":63.08,"text":"we try to do a literation, but the last one is kind of F-sounding. You might be SOL.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":63.08,"end_s":67.04,"text":"Am I the a** that is understandably up and running though, because I think it qualifies","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":67.04,"end_s":70.08,"text":"as a public service at this point. The CEO's memo continued,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":70.08,"end_s":73.6,"text":"there's a lot of noise with this one amongst the noisiest we've seen.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.6,"end_s":76.64,"text":"And like all blow-ups on Reddit, this one will pass as well.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":76.64,"end_s":81.0,"text":"Huffman then warned employees to be mindful of wearing Reddit gear in public,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":81.0,"end_s":84.44,"text":"apparently for fear that they might be harassed or attacked by angry users.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.44,"end_s":87.8,"text":"Because that's what people assume when they see somebody wearing the logo","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":87.8,"end_s":92.84,"text":"of the world's most popular forum. Wow, that's definitely one of Reddit's 2,000 employees","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":92.84,"end_s":97.6,"text":"and definitely not one of their 430 million active users.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":97.6,"end_s":101.28,"text":"It's their fault. Time for some incredibly specific revenge.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":101.28,"end_s":104.64,"text":"Don't worry guys, our bottom line is fine, but somebody, be assault you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.64,"end_s":108.68,"text":"Rockstar has removed 189 vehicles from Grand Theft Auto Online,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":108.68,"end_s":113.28,"text":"a nearly 10 year old game, in a spectacular case of nominative determinism.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":113.28,"end_s":116.76,"text":"I mean, a crime simulator that steals cars. It makes sense.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":116.76,"end_s":122.32,"text":"Like the fact that William Headline is a real journalist. And like how Rich Fairbanks is the CEO of Capital One.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":122.32,"end_s":127.56,"text":"Here is the CEO. The change was part of GT's San Andres mercenaries update,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":127.56,"end_s":132.48,"text":"which made the admirably mercenary decision to actively remove features from the game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":132.48,"end_s":136.72,"text":"When Rockstar announced that it was removing lesser used vehicles in order to streamline","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":136.72,"end_s":140.68,"text":"the browsing experience for the in-game shop, there was very little protest.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":140.68,"end_s":144.68,"text":"Probably because that's a remarkably casual way to say that you're removing over a quarter","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":144.68,"end_s":148.24,"text":"of the game's vehicle selection, including some very popular cars","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":148.24,"end_s":151.48,"text":"and putting it behind a paywall. Pupupupaywall.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":151.48,"end_s":156.04,"text":"Yeah, that's right, the vehicles aren't gone. They're part of a brand new perk for players","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":156.04,"end_s":160.56,"text":"with a GTA plus subscription, which is only available for your PS5","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":160.56,"end_s":163.96,"text":"and Xbox Series X and S, not PC or legacy consoles.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":163.96,"end_s":167.36,"text":"Although if you already bought one of the cars, you can keep it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":167.36,"end_s":171.0,"text":"According to Rockstar, players can also spin the game's lucky wheel","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":171.0,"end_s":174.32,"text":"once every 24 hours for a chance to win the paywalled cars","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.36,"end_s":178.28,"text":"as a reward for enabling companies to make never-ending live service games","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":178.28,"end_s":183.04,"text":"instead of Titanfall 3. We're streamlining your wallet by removing the money.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":183.04,"end_s":187.08,"text":"Good job. And an Amazon customer claims to have been locked","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":187.08,"end_s":193.12,"text":"out of his smart home for a week after a delivery driver accused his doorbell of racism.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":193.12,"end_s":194.44,"text":"This is 2023 sentence.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.44,"end_s":199.64,"text":"The customer Brandon Jackson said he received no notification","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":199.64,"end_s":203.8,"text":"and initially assumed that he had been hacked. His smart home simply shot off the lights","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":203.8,"end_s":209.2,"text":"and all his devices stopped working. 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Footage from the customer security system shared with Louis Rossman seems to show","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":232.36,"end_s":236.68,"text":"that no one was home at the time of the incident. The Eufy doorbell, the Eufy again.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":236.68,"end_s":239.68,"text":"The Eufy doorbell apparently gave an automated response.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":239.68,"end_s":244.76,"text":"Excuse me, can I help you? As the driver who was wearing headphones was walking away.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":244.76,"end_s":251.24,"text":"I, however, would like to forward an alternate theory that the doorbell is alive, it's sentient and it's racist.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":251.24,"end_s":254.4,"text":"We know you can't Google TLDR tech news Reddit anymore","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":254.4,"end_s":259.88,"text":"so please enjoy these five quick bits. Comcast has complained to the FCC about new regulations","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":259.88,"end_s":266.54,"text":"that will require them to clearly disclose their prices and monthly fees on broadband fax labels","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":266.54,"end_s":270.98,"text":"that are strikingly similar to nutritional information panels on the back of packaged food.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":270.98,"end_s":276.02,"text":"Apparently, the government has a limited number of fonts. Personally, I'm thinking of switching to satellite internet.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":276.02,"end_s":279.42,"text":"Cable just has too many refined carbs. According to Comcast,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":279.42,"end_s":283.62,"text":"displaying all their monthly fees will impose significant administrative burdens","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":283.62,"end_s":287.9,"text":"and unnecessary complexity, which is a funny way of saying we are fully aware","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":287.9,"end_s":291.5,"text":"that our payment structure is confusing and disguises the true cost of the product","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":291.54,"end_s":295.46,"text":"because that is on purpose. That's why we did it. There's cocaine in this soda.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":295.46,"end_s":300.9,"text":"Google Shopping is rolling out a virtual try-on tool powered by AI trained on a set of real models","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":300.9,"end_s":306.1,"text":"of various sizes striking different poses. It will attempt to predict how different garments","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":306.1,"end_s":308.46,"text":"will drape, fold, cling, stretch and twirl.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":309.46,"end_s":314.14,"text":"Starting today, US shoppers can see how women's tops from brands like H&M and Anthropology","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":314.14,"end_s":318.9,"text":"will look on body types between XXS and Quadruple XL,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":318.9,"end_s":324.22,"text":"just in time for Father's Day. Get your dad the blouse of his dreams, but remember that sometimes his dream blouse","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":324.22,"end_s":328.1,"text":"is wearing no blouse at all. Put your tits away, dad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":328.1,"end_s":331.58,"text":"Real-life trucking company Schneider National is putting up virtual billboards","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":331.58,"end_s":337.46,"text":"in the game American Truck Simulator to try and recruit new employees amid a driver shortage.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":337.46,"end_s":341.18,"text":"Gaming, it's leading to a real job. Transferable skills.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":341.18,"end_s":346.46,"text":"Because who hasn't dreamed of turning their escape from the stresses of work into the source of those stresses?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":346.46,"end_s":350.02,"text":"As it turns out, a certain segment of the Truck Simulator fan base","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":350.02,"end_s":353.14,"text":"approves of the ads as they like the immersion","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.14,"end_s":356.94,"text":"the real ads bring into the game. This is getting very meta. They're a specific breed.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":356.94,"end_s":360.3,"text":"Any fans looking for a career change should keep in mind that American Truck Simulator","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":360.3,"end_s":364.1,"text":"allows you to pause at any time to use the bathroom.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":364.1,"end_s":368.42,"text":"And one thing the game can't simulate is how a truck cab smells.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":368.42,"end_s":371.58,"text":"Nothing sits in the nostrils like diesel and steel farts.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":371.58,"end_s":374.78,"text":"Although I like my brand. A Turkish government website has been hacked,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":374.78,"end_s":379.02,"text":"exposing the private information of nearly 85 million Turkish citizens,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":379.02,"end_s":382.06,"text":"which is based on a quick Google search here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":382.06,"end_s":387.26,"text":"All of them. The data apparently includes names, phone numbers, addresses, and deeds, banking details,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":387.26,"end_s":391.06,"text":"and national identification numbers. Recent colonoscopy results.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":391.06,"end_s":394.54,"text":"The identification numbers are unique and used to access services like banking,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":394.54,"end_s":397.62,"text":"education, healthcare, social security, taxes, and voting.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":397.62,"end_s":401.74,"text":"It's the worst thing imaginable. It's like your social security number, except somehow worse.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":401.74,"end_s":406.3,"text":"Experts are describing this current incident as the biggest data leak in Turkish history,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":406.3,"end_s":410.06,"text":"which isn't hard because again, it's every single man, woman, and child","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":410.06,"end_s":414.78,"text":"currently living in Turkey, including the president, a strikingly similar breach in 2016,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":414.78,"end_s":419.82,"text":"resulting in the leak of 50 million Turkish citizens' private data, not even two-thirds of the country.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":419.82,"end_s":423.5,"text":"Rookie numbers, this is big. And finally, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":423.5,"end_s":428.62,"text":"has returned, sort of. More accurately, there's an AI-generated Jesus on Twitch,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":428.62,"end_s":433.22,"text":"and he is distractingly Caucasian. He's also answering questions and taking requests","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":433.22,"end_s":437.9,"text":"from his new Twitch chat disciples. Questions like, is called duty of sin.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":437.9,"end_s":441.62,"text":"And Jesus, why do we hide eggs on Easter? Are we hiding them from you?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":441.62,"end_s":446.94,"text":"This isn't the only case of an online AI chatbot being used as a preacher, but others have stopped short","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":446.94,"end_s":451.62,"text":"of creating an actual artificial Jesus, probably because it's heresy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":451.62,"end_s":456.06,"text":"Robot Messiahs are specifically forbidden in 2nd Thessalonians' AI Jesus voice,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":456.06,"end_s":462.1,"text":"is appropriately echoey and ethereal, but the animation of his mouth can be best described as,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":462.1,"end_s":466.22,"text":"unholy, disturbing, or quite possibly blasphemy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":466.22,"end_s":470.3,"text":"Definitely blasphemy. And it will be even more blasphemous for you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":470.3,"end_s":474.54,"text":"to not come back on Friday for more tech link. Jeff, I swear to all of that is holy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":474.54,"end_s":478.22,"text":"If you don't come back, you, Jeff with the J,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":478.22,"end_s":480.86,"text":"I'll tell your mom, and she will be very disappointed in you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Reddit crashed for three hours on Monday after nearly 8,000 subreddits went dark, switching to private or read-only mode in protest of the platform's new API fees. Because what do you get when you cause your users' favorite third-party apps to shut down? You get exactly what you frickin' deserve. I'm James, and this is Tech LinkedIn. This is what Reddit looked like to a lot of people who were just trying to ask strangers whether or not they're the f**k. But Reddit CEO, but Reddit CEO Steve Huffman wasn't worried. He sent out a company-wide memo downplaying the user protests, which was immediately leaked to the media and also the users. Not a great show of internal confidence. Huffman claimed that the blackout hasn't had significant revenue impact and that he anticipates that many subreddits will return by Wednesday. It is currently well into Wednesday and around 6,000 subreddits are still private or locked with many users pushing to continue indefinitely. So if you're trying to find out information on parenting, PC gaming, or photography, we try to do a literation, but the last one is kind of F-sounding. You might be SOL. Am I the a** that is understandably up and running though, because I think it qualifies as a public service at this point. The CEO's memo continued, there's a lot of noise with this one amongst the noisiest we've seen. And like all blow-ups on Reddit, this one will pass as well. Huffman then warned employees to be mindful of wearing Reddit gear in public, apparently for fear that they might be harassed or attacked by angry users. Because that's what people assume when they see somebody wearing the logo of the world's most popular forum. Wow, that's definitely one of Reddit's 2,000 employees and definitely not one of their 430 million active users. It's their fault. Time for some incredibly specific revenge. Don't worry guys, our bottom line is fine, but somebody, be assault you. Rockstar has removed 189 vehicles from Grand Theft Auto Online, a nearly 10 year old game, in a spectacular case of nominative determinism. I mean, a crime simulator that steals cars. It makes sense. Like the fact that William Headline is a real journalist. And like how Rich Fairbanks is the CEO of Capital One. Here is the CEO. The change was part of GT's San Andres mercenaries update, which made the admirably mercenary decision to actively remove features from the game. When Rockstar announced that it was removing lesser used vehicles in order to streamline the browsing experience for the in-game shop, there was very little protest. Probably because that's a remarkably casual way to say that you're removing over a quarter of the game's vehicle selection, including some very popular cars and putting it behind a paywall. Pupupupaywall. Yeah, that's right, the vehicles aren't gone. They're part of a brand new perk for players with a GTA plus subscription, which is only available for your PS5 and Xbox Series X and S, not PC or legacy consoles. Although if you already bought one of the cars, you can keep it. According to Rockstar, players can also spin the game's lucky wheel once every 24 hours for a chance to win the paywalled cars as a reward for enabling companies to make never-ending live service games instead of Titanfall 3. We're streamlining your wallet by removing the money. Good job. And an Amazon customer claims to have been locked out of his smart home for a week after a delivery driver accused his doorbell of racism. This is 2023 sentence. The customer Brandon Jackson said he received no notification and initially assumed that he had been hacked. His smart home simply shot off the lights and all his devices stopped working. Amazon apparently froze his account-pending investigation rendering all his connected systems inoperable. For a week! It's just like that Ray Bradbury short story with the stereotypical 1950s nuclear family living in an automated house where the children used their VR nursery to train digital lions to eat their parents. Except instead of artificial lions, the danger here is a delivery driver thinking you said a no-no word. Poof! Footage from the customer security system shared with Louis Rossman seems to show that no one was home at the time of the incident. The Eufy doorbell, the Eufy again. The Eufy doorbell apparently gave an automated response. Excuse me, can I help you? As the driver who was wearing headphones was walking away. I, however, would like to forward an alternate theory that the doorbell is alive, it's sentient and it's racist. We know you can't Google TLDR tech news Reddit anymore so please enjoy these five quick bits. Comcast has complained to the FCC about new regulations that will require them to clearly disclose their prices and monthly fees on broadband fax labels that are strikingly similar to nutritional information panels on the back of packaged food. Apparently, the government has a limited number of fonts. Personally, I'm thinking of switching to satellite internet. Cable just has too many refined carbs. According to Comcast, displaying all their monthly fees will impose significant administrative burdens and unnecessary complexity, which is a funny way of saying we are fully aware that our payment structure is confusing and disguises the true cost of the product because that is on purpose. That's why we did it. There's cocaine in this soda. Google Shopping is rolling out a virtual try-on tool powered by AI trained on a set of real models of various sizes striking different poses. It will attempt to predict how different garments will drape, fold, cling, stretch and twirl. Starting today, US shoppers can see how women's tops from brands like H&M and Anthropology will look on body types between XXS and Quadruple XL, just in time for Father's Day. Get your dad the blouse of his dreams, but remember that sometimes his dream blouse is wearing no blouse at all. Put your tits away, dad. Real-life trucking company Schneider National is putting up virtual billboards in the game American Truck Simulator to try and recruit new employees amid a driver shortage. Gaming, it's leading to a real job. Transferable skills. Because who hasn't dreamed of turning their escape from the stresses of work into the source of those stresses? As it turns out, a certain segment of the Truck Simulator fan base approves of the ads as they like the immersion the real ads bring into the game. This is getting very meta. They're a specific breed. Any fans looking for a career change should keep in mind that American Truck Simulator allows you to pause at any time to use the bathroom. And one thing the game can't simulate is how a truck cab smells. Nothing sits in the nostrils like diesel and steel farts. Although I like my brand. A Turkish government website has been hacked, exposing the private information of nearly 85 million Turkish citizens, which is based on a quick Google search here. All of them. The data apparently includes names, phone numbers, addresses, and deeds, banking details, and national identification numbers. Recent colonoscopy results. The identification numbers are unique and used to access services like banking, education, healthcare, social security, taxes, and voting. It's the worst thing imaginable. It's like your social security number, except somehow worse. Experts are describing this current incident as the biggest data leak in Turkish history, which isn't hard because again, it's every single man, woman, and child currently living in Turkey, including the president, a strikingly similar breach in 2016, resulting in the leak of 50 million Turkish citizens' private data, not even two-thirds of the country. Rookie numbers, this is big. And finally, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has returned, sort of. More accurately, there's an AI-generated Jesus on Twitch, and he is distractingly Caucasian. He's also answering questions and taking requests from his new Twitch chat disciples. Questions like, is called duty of sin. And Jesus, why do we hide eggs on Easter? Are we hiding them from you? This isn't the only case of an online AI chatbot being used as a preacher, but others have stopped short of creating an actual artificial Jesus, probably because it's heresy. Robot Messiahs are specifically forbidden in 2nd Thessalonians' AI Jesus voice, is appropriately echoey and ethereal, but the animation of his mouth can be best described as, unholy, disturbing, or quite possibly blasphemy. Definitely blasphemy. And it will be even more blasphemous for you to not come back on Friday for more tech link. Jeff, I swear to all of that is holy. If you don't come back, you, Jeff with the J, I'll tell your mom, and she will be very disappointed in you."}