{"video_id":"fp_Ttj8TbWihi","title":"FP Exclusive: More Random Clips & Bloopers","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-04-11T20:32:00.031Z","duration_s":158,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":5.0,"text":"Matt, gaming isn't stupid, uh, take with me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.0,"end_s":11.0,"text":"My only real ca- Ow! Oh, I hit myself in the thumb with it real good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.0,"end_s":15.0,"text":"It's just, it's kinda, it kinda goes, you know?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":15.0,"end_s":18.0,"text":"Ugh, why am I so burpy right now?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.0,"end_s":22.0,"text":"Is it a booster side effect? Burps? 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Okay, Jesus, he scared the shit out of me, Colton.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":139.0,"end_s":141.0,"text":"It's like, I gotta fucking do the whole thing over here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":142.0,"end_s":147.0,"text":"That uphill battle begins with an accessory package that is more interesting than it at first appears to be,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":147.0,"end_s":149.0,"text":"starting with the remote.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":152.0,"end_s":153.0,"text":"Ah!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Matt, gaming isn't stupid, uh, take with me. My only real ca- Ow! Oh, I hit myself in the thumb with it real good. It's just, it's kinda, it kinda goes, you know? Ugh, why am I so burpy right now? Is it a booster side effect? Burps? It's Vilgate swimming in your bloodstream. I think it's just a Chipotle side effect. And come with everything that Zen 3 implies. Hire Clorcox. Do you think we should put the nano-leaves up? What I think we should do is find these two screws. It came with two screws? Apparently. Are you sure? Sarah, this is the, this is definitely the manual. Oh yeah, it comes with two screws. Well, where did they go? I don't know. Do you think they're still inside here? Oh, look at, oh right up there. I don't see them. Nope, I don't see anything. I mean, it's probably not going anywhere this second. You can borrow something from the workshop or something. Yeah. But please do make sure you do that. Yes. This is not seismically stable for sure. No. Okay. Man, the fact that I was able to hit your mic at all with the kind of levels I was seeing is pretty impressive. God, I'm a loud talker. Is that a Seintel episode? Oh, right. Okay, so. This is like post-intro. We kind of just want to figure out what we're doing. Yeah. I love it. Boont has getting a water-cooled emin- Yeah, he's going to scare you with his monstrous drift. Yeah. Wait, what? Never mind. Oh. All right. 95% coverage of the DCI-P3 color splay- splayse? This camera won't- They're recording though? Everything's recording where? Everything. Okay, Jesus, he scared the shit out of me, Colton. It's like, I gotta fucking do the whole thing over here. That uphill battle begins with an accessory package that is more interesting than it at first appears to be, starting with the remote. Ah!"}