WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.640 Wait, have you talked to Luke about any of this yet? No. I don't care, I'm down. 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:08.080 Good. He's not the one who's going to have the worst costume. No, no, no, no, no, everyone just shut up. 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:13.560 Okay. We'll have to do a thing where Luke kind of like holds his mark. 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:18.560 We'll mark my twirl spot. We'll get the twirl with the other one. 00:00:18.560 --> 00:00:24.400 And then we'll have him like close his eyes so he doesn't see the actual change. 00:00:24.400 --> 00:00:28.320 So that way we get a nice genuine reaction. Okay. 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:34.360 And then we'll go from there. So you'll start out of frame and then I'll introduce my wonderful helper. 00:00:34.360 --> 00:00:37.680 Do you mind doing the dip? Yes. 00:00:37.680 --> 00:00:42.120 Oh, that's way too far out of frame. Just like, yeah, just like right there. 00:00:42.120 --> 00:00:45.760 It's perfect. Okay. 00:00:45.760 --> 00:00:48.800 Hey, where's our bin of cleaning products? I'm going to need that. 00:00:48.800 --> 00:00:54.760 I've got a bunch here. I'm going to feed you a certain order or anything or you're going to dig through yourself. 00:00:54.760 --> 00:00:58.000 I can give you information about them. 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:02.600 No, maybe later. But for now, I just want the thing. 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:06.360 Yep. Okay, how long has it been? 00:01:06.360 --> 00:01:10.400 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:15.720 Okay. How long has it been since you've cleaned the dust on? 10 hour pull up if you can. 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:21.560 So you'll go there. Right now? 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:25.400 Yeah, right there. And then this will be slightly out of frame. 00:01:25.400 --> 00:01:28.920 And then basically I'm gonna say I need three things. 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:33.800 Can you go a tiny bit more that way? Just so I can see. No, no, no, sorry, not your loop, I'm honest. 00:01:33.800 --> 00:01:39.880 Okay, so I'll need three things. This bin of all the, what is it? 00:01:39.880 --> 00:01:44.240 Most popular cleaning products on Amazon or like what am I looking at? This is tech cleaning products. 00:01:44.240 --> 00:01:45.680 Okay, cool. 00:01:48.880 --> 00:01:52.160 And then the second thing I'm gonna need is a lovely assistant. 00:01:52.160 --> 00:01:57.120 So I'll pull in loop. You'll pull in loop. So I'll pull in loop to about there. 00:01:57.120 --> 00:01:59.480 And to set the mood. 00:02:01.720 --> 00:02:04.920 With an outfit. And then I'll do my twirl. 00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:08.480 And then you'll close your eyes while I change. 00:02:08.480 --> 00:02:12.880 And then I'll do the twirl again. And you'll open your eyes and look over. 00:02:12.880 --> 00:02:15.320 And we will get started and it will be something. 00:02:19.280 --> 00:02:22.880 I haven't seen my outfit yet. You need to be way closer so I can like grab it off. 00:02:22.880 --> 00:02:27.800 Okay. One question on the costume first. No, no, no, no, no. 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:32.440 No. My kids, which is why. 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:40.960 Which is why I finally had enough. 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:43.320 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wrong. 00:02:46.720 --> 00:02:51.400 How long has it been since you cleaned out your tower or your keyboard or your controllers? 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:56.240 I mean, no judgment here. There's dust in this keyboard. It's probably older than my kids. 00:02:56.240 --> 00:03:01.560 But I say enough is enough. So today I need three things. 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:06.120 This bin of random cleaning supplies from Amazon and AliExpress. 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:11.600 I help full assistant. Hi, Luke. And a costume change to set the mood. 00:03:13.880 --> 00:03:18.000 Okay. Okay, so Luke stays there. Close your eyes, Luke. And I need a thing. 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:22.120 Okay, I'm just changing here. So if anyone doesn't like it, please leave. 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:24.360 So this is Luke's. 00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:29.600 It doesn't take up a lot of space in the bag, 00:03:29.600 --> 00:03:32.720 which is good, I guess. I brought you these if you want to put them under. 00:03:32.720 --> 00:03:36.400 I have things. And then you have to have these. 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:39.840 Yeah. Wow. That's, 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:45.880 okay. I guess this is for the Floatplane extras. 00:03:45.880 --> 00:03:50.680 Floatplane.com. Okay, so I've got my mic, let's see. 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:55.240 I guess, wow. Things are about to get very something rated. 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:56.920 Okay. Yeah. 00:03:59.200 --> 00:04:05.560 Oh man, this is, I gotta say, this is not quite what I expected. 00:04:07.480 --> 00:04:10.820 When I, hmm, okay. Wow. 00:04:13.640 --> 00:04:17.240 Wow. Okay. Sorry, Luke. 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:20.280 You're really missing something here. Yeah, I really feel like I am. 00:04:20.280 --> 00:04:22.400 What you're missing is not, 00:04:23.520 --> 00:04:25.840 which way does it go? 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:30.040 Is that right? Okay. Wow, this is, 00:04:33.200 --> 00:04:34.040 all right. 00:04:45.280 --> 00:04:49.840 This is what happens when you, when other people use, 00:04:50.960 --> 00:04:54.360 yeah. Yeah, okay. 00:04:55.480 --> 00:04:59.160 Well, that can just go in there. Yeah, I mean, it's not really, 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:02.960 clipping the mic is a, is an exercise. 00:05:06.960 --> 00:05:09.440 Okay. I guess this, this is, 00:05:10.520 --> 00:05:13.600 okay. Yeah. You mind? 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:15.260 You know what? Yeah, sure. 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:17.760 Okay. 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:25.480 Am I gonna fit into whatever mine is? Don't, don't, no, don't even worry. 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:27.480 It's not a problem. Okay. 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:35.120 Other way. Oh, really? Yeah. 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:38.480 Yeah, yeah. It goes like that. Okay. Okay. 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:42.040 And what is this? Oh my God. These gold. I mean, is that the line? 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:47.440 Is this too much? I don't know. Well, I didn't know that we were doing this on Bill's corner. 00:05:47.440 --> 00:05:51.160 So I'm wondering if these are, hey, maybe it doesn't get used. 00:05:53.160 --> 00:05:58.480 Okay. Yep. I mean, that's something. 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:00.800 Just get my sandal. 00:06:02.880 --> 00:06:06.600 How am I going to finish my twirl without the sandal? Hmm. 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:08.040 I apparently need to get thicker. 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:13.840 Is there like an orientation for this? 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:20.520 Maybe the seam to the side a little bit? I think it's supposed to be at the back. 00:06:20.520 --> 00:06:22.280 I doubt anyone's gonna judge me. 00:06:26.080 --> 00:06:29.240 I mean, yeah. It might be funnier if they do, 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:32.320 like if you're too incompetent to put whatever it is on. 00:06:33.760 --> 00:06:34.600 Yeah. 00:06:37.400 --> 00:06:38.240 Okay. 00:06:40.440 --> 00:06:44.320 Okay. Yeah, that's something. Okay. Well, hold on a second. 00:06:44.320 --> 00:06:49.560 Why does this one, what is happening here? I'm very confused right now. 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:52.160 Maybe. Okay. One sec. All right. 00:06:53.440 --> 00:06:56.480 The more I hear the less accurate the picture in my head gets, I think. 00:06:57.720 --> 00:07:02.880 You do not want the visual in your head to be accurate. Are you surrendering about leaks thinking? 00:07:02.880 --> 00:07:07.080 It is not. It is not necessary. 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:08.760 Oh. 00:07:11.320 --> 00:07:14.800 How long have you been with this company, Colin? Two months. 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:15.640 Okay. 00:07:21.640 --> 00:07:25.200 I'm just curious. Did you pick the costume for him? 00:07:26.200 --> 00:07:29.640 Yes, Colin picked the costume. To be fair, I did go to a party city 00:07:29.640 --> 00:07:33.560 and there's talk on the site with the correct answers 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:40.040 and happy things, so I just went. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's just, let's just do the... 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:42.600 Oh, wait. Do I have any hand accessories? 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:47.960 Oh, no. We have one of them in this title. 00:07:47.960 --> 00:07:48.800 Yeah. 00:07:53.080 --> 00:07:56.920 It's gotta be a maid, right? Just, if I were you, 00:07:56.920 --> 00:08:01.160 what I would do is not worry about it. One hour later. 00:08:01.160 --> 00:08:04.200 Just anything, guys. Yeah. 00:08:04.200 --> 00:08:06.080 That's perfect. Yep. You're good. 00:08:08.280 --> 00:08:11.880 Sure. Okay. Okay. We ready? 00:08:12.960 --> 00:08:16.480 Yeah. Okay. And... Hang on, hang on. 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:18.120 Do I open my eyes when you do this? 00:08:21.840 --> 00:08:24.400 You can open your eyes in three, two. 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:29.640 Oh, beautiful. Perfect. Yeah. Definitely. 00:08:29.640 --> 00:08:33.600 Oh, amazing. Oh, the fishnets. Okay. We got an outfit for you too. 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:38.800 Oh, great. This is going to be fun. Fun, just like this message from our sponsor. 00:08:40.280 --> 00:08:44.040 Okay. Oh, my eyes, like, couldn't see. Is there a closed for so long? 00:08:44.040 --> 00:08:46.200 Having the light coming is just white out. 00:08:48.640 --> 00:08:51.760 All right. Are you doing the sponsor now? No, no, it's a cut away. 00:08:53.120 --> 00:08:56.480 Oh, okay. Yeah. I get easy mode. You get easy mode. 00:08:56.480 --> 00:09:00.320 No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everything is content. 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:05.040 Look, the video's about cleaning supplies. Everything is content. 00:09:05.040 --> 00:09:10.240 Savor the content. It's really designed for a shorter torso. 00:09:12.240 --> 00:09:14.920 I feel like I'm, like, trying to get people to work from home again. 00:09:17.400 --> 00:09:21.200 Do you know exactly what a dairy cow looks like? Yeah. Oh, did you get this keyboard? 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:24.560 Yes. I can hold it. Sure. Would it be better if I held it? 00:09:24.560 --> 00:09:27.720 Yeah, sure. There we go. Okay, and there's that laptop. 00:09:27.720 --> 00:09:33.000 Yeah, that thing's not early. It was literally at the bottom of my truck. I wasn't even sure if it was in there. 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:36.040 Oh, God. No, I do have to go to the supply closet. 00:09:36.040 --> 00:09:41.200 People never bring me. I ordered a master card of small-sized gloves, 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:44.320 like, five years ago, and I can still never find them. 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:45.920 I'm pretty sure they're in there. 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:49.000 Nice to meet you, bud. 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:53.560 You know what? 00:10:01.160 --> 00:10:02.640 I'm sorry about it. 00:10:10.560 --> 00:10:12.320 No gloves, but I did find these knee pads. 00:10:17.920 --> 00:10:19.680 It looks like it came off of my keyboard. 00:10:23.520 --> 00:10:27.920 And where did it start? We've got a few options here. 00:10:27.920 --> 00:10:28.320 Nose. 00:10:31.160 --> 00:10:32.160 Stop there. 00:10:34.160 --> 00:10:38.160 Okay. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do to you. 00:10:40.160 --> 00:10:47.160 What are you even doing over there? I'm rotating between using wet wipes 00:10:47.160 --> 00:10:50.160 and to soak everything a little bit 00:10:50.160 --> 00:10:53.160 and using various scrubbing implements 00:10:53.160 --> 00:10:58.160 once they've been adequately hydrated. What's your preferred scrubbing implements over there? 00:10:58.160 --> 00:11:04.160 I don't know, to be honest. They're both kind of not great. I would not spend $25, whatever it was, on this all-it-so thing. 00:11:04.160 --> 00:11:07.160 I would just buy a generic brush. 00:11:07.160 --> 00:11:10.160 Yeah, that's the dollars for a great good thing. 00:11:10.160 --> 00:11:13.160 Hey, hey, hey. It, like, happens to be on the rig. 00:11:13.160 --> 00:11:15.160 I think you're saying you're, like, coming. 00:11:21.160 --> 00:11:23.160 Why don't my mouth open? Actually, we got an idea. 00:11:24.160 --> 00:11:27.160 Done! That shit piece is terrible, isn't it? I'm ready for judging. 00:11:29.160 --> 00:11:32.160 Which side would you eat off of? 00:11:32.160 --> 00:11:35.160 What? Do I have to answer our side? 00:11:39.160 --> 00:11:43.160 How's it still? I would use a key. I would take the other side. 00:11:43.160 --> 00:11:46.160 Oh! These arrow keys are still disgusting. 00:11:53.160 --> 00:11:55.160 It makes fart noises. 00:11:58.160 --> 00:12:01.160 Oh, you're really getting it in there. Oh, my. 00:12:04.160 --> 00:12:05.160 Great combo. 00:12:07.160 --> 00:12:08.160 Okay. 00:12:12.160 --> 00:12:15.160 All right. What's our next challenge? 00:12:15.160 --> 00:12:18.160 Why don't we do a screen? Okay. 00:12:18.160 --> 00:12:20.160 I think it's time for our judge. 00:12:21.160 --> 00:12:25.160 This is my side, this is his side. This one, I think, you gotta get some angles on it. 00:12:25.160 --> 00:12:28.160 Because, like, there's a lot of reflections going on. 00:12:28.160 --> 00:12:30.160 I mean, the keyboard's pretty good for both of you. 00:12:33.160 --> 00:12:34.160 This side's a little... 00:12:37.160 --> 00:12:40.160 Not bad, right? That's pretty dang good. I mean... 00:12:41.160 --> 00:12:42.160 I wouldn't know. 00:12:44.160 --> 00:12:48.160 Someone said, yeah, this thing was covered in shmoo ten minutes ago. 00:12:48.160 --> 00:12:51.160 I wouldn't know. This would feel like, you know, they're like, oh, you can't come over. 00:12:51.160 --> 00:12:54.160 My house is so gross, and then you come over in the house. 00:12:54.160 --> 00:12:57.160 It looks like a maculet. That's this Xbox. Yeah.