Wait, have you talked to Luke about any of this yet? No. I don't care, I'm down.
Good. He's not the one who's going to have the worst costume. No, no, no, no, no, everyone just shut up.
Okay. We'll have to do a thing where Luke kind of like holds his mark.
We'll mark my twirl spot. We'll get the twirl with the other one.
And then we'll have him like close his eyes so he doesn't see the actual change.
So that way we get a nice genuine reaction. Okay.
And then we'll go from there. So you'll start out of frame and then I'll introduce my wonderful helper.
Do you mind doing the dip? Yes.
Oh, that's way too far out of frame. Just like, yeah, just like right there.
It's perfect. Okay.
Hey, where's our bin of cleaning products? I'm going to need that.
I've got a bunch here. I'm going to feed you a certain order or anything or you're going to dig through yourself.
I can give you information about them.
No, maybe later. But for now, I just want the thing.
Yep. Okay, how long has it been?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.
Okay. How long has it been since you've cleaned the dust on? 10 hour pull up if you can.
So you'll go there. Right now?
Yeah, right there. And then this will be slightly out of frame.
And then basically I'm gonna say I need three things.
Can you go a tiny bit more that way? Just so I can see. No, no, no, sorry, not your loop, I'm honest.
Okay, so I'll need three things. This bin of all the, what is it?
Most popular cleaning products on Amazon or like what am I looking at? This is tech cleaning products.
Okay, cool.
And then the second thing I'm gonna need is a lovely assistant.
So I'll pull in loop. You'll pull in loop. So I'll pull in loop to about there.
And to set the mood.
With an outfit. And then I'll do my twirl.
And then you'll close your eyes while I change.
And then I'll do the twirl again. And you'll open your eyes and look over.
And we will get started and it will be something.
I haven't seen my outfit yet. You need to be way closer so I can like grab it off.
Okay. One question on the costume first. No, no, no, no, no.
No. My kids, which is why.
Which is why I finally had enough.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wrong.
How long has it been since you cleaned out your tower or your keyboard or your controllers?
I mean, no judgment here. There's dust in this keyboard. It's probably older than my kids.
But I say enough is enough. So today I need three things.
This bin of random cleaning supplies from Amazon and AliExpress.
I help full assistant. Hi, Luke. And a costume change to set the mood.
Okay. Okay, so Luke stays there. Close your eyes, Luke. And I need a thing.
Okay, I'm just changing here. So if anyone doesn't like it, please leave.
So this is Luke's.
It doesn't take up a lot of space in the bag,
which is good, I guess. I brought you these if you want to put them under.
I have things. And then you have to have these.
Yeah. Wow. That's,
okay. I guess this is for the Floatplane extras.
Floatplane.com. Okay, so I've got my mic, let's see.
I guess, wow. Things are about to get very something rated.
Okay. Yeah.
Oh man, this is, I gotta say, this is not quite what I expected.
When I, hmm, okay. Wow.
Wow. Okay. Sorry, Luke.
You're really missing something here. Yeah, I really feel like I am.
What you're missing is not,
which way does it go?
Is that right? Okay. Wow, this is,
all right.
This is what happens when you, when other people use,
yeah. Yeah, okay.
Well, that can just go in there. Yeah, I mean, it's not really,
clipping the mic is a, is an exercise.
Okay. I guess this, this is,
okay. Yeah. You mind?
You know what? Yeah, sure.
Okay.
Am I gonna fit into whatever mine is? Don't, don't, no, don't even worry.
It's not a problem. Okay.
Other way. Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. It goes like that. Okay. Okay.
And what is this? Oh my God. These gold. I mean, is that the line?
Is this too much? I don't know. Well, I didn't know that we were doing this on Bill's corner.
So I'm wondering if these are, hey, maybe it doesn't get used.
Okay. Yep. I mean, that's something.
Just get my sandal.
How am I going to finish my twirl without the sandal? Hmm.
I apparently need to get thicker.
Is there like an orientation for this?
Maybe the seam to the side a little bit? I think it's supposed to be at the back.
I doubt anyone's gonna judge me.
I mean, yeah. It might be funnier if they do,
like if you're too incompetent to put whatever it is on.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay. Yeah, that's something. Okay. Well, hold on a second.
Why does this one, what is happening here? I'm very confused right now.
Maybe. Okay. One sec. All right.
The more I hear the less accurate the picture in my head gets, I think.
You do not want the visual in your head to be accurate. Are you surrendering about leaks thinking?
It is not. It is not necessary.
Oh.
How long have you been with this company, Colin? Two months.
Okay.
I'm just curious. Did you pick the costume for him?
Yes, Colin picked the costume. To be fair, I did go to a party city
and there's talk on the site with the correct answers
and happy things, so I just went. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's just, let's just do the...
Oh, wait. Do I have any hand accessories?
Oh, no. We have one of them in this title.
Yeah.
It's gotta be a maid, right? Just, if I were you,
what I would do is not worry about it. One hour later.
Just anything, guys. Yeah.
That's perfect. Yep. You're good.
Sure. Okay. Okay. We ready?
Yeah. Okay. And... Hang on, hang on.
Do I open my eyes when you do this?
You can open your eyes in three, two.
Oh, beautiful. Perfect. Yeah. Definitely.
Oh, amazing. Oh, the fishnets. Okay. We got an outfit for you too.
Oh, great. This is going to be fun. Fun, just like this message from our sponsor.
Okay. Oh, my eyes, like, couldn't see. Is there a closed for so long?
Having the light coming is just white out.
All right. Are you doing the sponsor now? No, no, it's a cut away.
Oh, okay. Yeah. I get easy mode. You get easy mode.
No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everything is content.
Look, the video's about cleaning supplies. Everything is content.
Savor the content. It's really designed for a shorter torso.
I feel like I'm, like, trying to get people to work from home again.
Do you know exactly what a dairy cow looks like? Yeah. Oh, did you get this keyboard?
Yes. I can hold it. Sure. Would it be better if I held it?
Yeah, sure. There we go. Okay, and there's that laptop.
Yeah, that thing's not early. It was literally at the bottom of my truck. I wasn't even sure if it was in there.
Oh, God. No, I do have to go to the supply closet.
People never bring me. I ordered a master card of small-sized gloves,
like, five years ago, and I can still never find them.
I'm pretty sure they're in there.
Nice to meet you, bud.
You know what?
I'm sorry about it.
No gloves, but I did find these knee pads.
It looks like it came off of my keyboard.
And where did it start? We've got a few options here.
Nose.
Stop there.
Okay. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do to you.
What are you even doing over there? I'm rotating between using wet wipes
and to soak everything a little bit
and using various scrubbing implements
once they've been adequately hydrated. What's your preferred scrubbing implements over there?
I don't know, to be honest. They're both kind of not great. I would not spend $25, whatever it was, on this all-it-so thing.
I would just buy a generic brush.
Yeah, that's the dollars for a great good thing.
Hey, hey, hey. It, like, happens to be on the rig.
I think you're saying you're, like, coming.
Why don't my mouth open? Actually, we got an idea.
Done! That shit piece is terrible, isn't it? I'm ready for judging.
Which side would you eat off of?
What? Do I have to answer our side?
How's it still? I would use a key. I would take the other side.
Oh! These arrow keys are still disgusting.
It makes fart noises.
Oh, you're really getting it in there. Oh, my.
Great combo.
Okay.
All right. What's our next challenge?
Why don't we do a screen? Okay.
I think it's time for our judge.
This is my side, this is his side. This one, I think, you gotta get some angles on it.
Because, like, there's a lot of reflections going on.
I mean, the keyboard's pretty good for both of you.
This side's a little...
Not bad, right? That's pretty dang good. I mean...
I wouldn't know.
Someone said, yeah, this thing was covered in shmoo ten minutes ago.
I wouldn't know. This would feel like, you know, they're like, oh, you can't come over.
My house is so gross, and then you come over in the house.
It looks like a maculet. That's this Xbox. Yeah.