{"video_id":"fp_TixBB6HlVk","title":"How Well Do You Know Your Boss? (Business and Logistics) S1 E1","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-09-15T22:12:00.017Z","duration_s":1586,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.7,"text":"Alex gets the big chair. Oh, I get the big chair. Why? You get the tiny chair.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.7,"end_s":7.5,"text":"I feel inferior. You are inferior. Bro, lower the chair a little bit at least.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.5,"end_s":10.7,"text":"Stop. I'm going to be taller than you, too. What do you mean? I'm Elijah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.7,"end_s":14.6,"text":"I'm in logistics. And I report to Alex. And I'm Alex.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.6,"end_s":18.3,"text":"I'm logistics manager. And yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.3,"end_s":21.5,"text":"Hi, I'm Jeff. 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Every time this guy gets food, he lets it sit outside just on his desk for like the full day","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":166.8,"end_s":171.1,"text":"and then eats it and gets food poisoning every single time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":171.1,"end_s":174.9,"text":"We go out for lunch. It takes a while to get there to order the food,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.9,"end_s":178.6,"text":"to wait for the food, then to come back. Then once I'm back, I'm busy with stuff.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":178.6,"end_s":182.6,"text":"Got to start answering emails. And so I forget about the food that's just sitting on my desk.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":182.6,"end_s":186.1,"text":"Next thing you know, he's taking a sick day today after because he got food poisoning.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":186.1,"end_s":190.3,"text":"Okay, all right. 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You always wear it. I mean, everyone here wears the shirts,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":755.0,"end_s":761.6,"text":"but I see you wear them more than anyone else. Yeah, that's because like my entire wardrobe is just pink and yellow shirts.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":761.6,"end_s":764.7,"text":"Yeah. Boone, I had a stock top. I'll be sweater.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":764.7,"end_s":767.9,"text":"The gray one? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Oh, that's right. That's correct.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":767.9,"end_s":773.2,"text":"Yes. I don't know. I guess our outfit. I guess I don't know you very well.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":773.2,"end_s":776.2,"text":"You also asked the person who's in logistics the least.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":776.2,"end_s":779.9,"text":"Like I've only been here like six months. 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A variation of the newlywed game where instead of answering questions about each other, we're only asking questions about the boss with two traditional newlywed style questions. So first off, without looking at each other, what is Alex's eye color? Oh my. Do you know your own eye color, Alex? I do. I don't stare into my manager's eyes very often. Cody, where do you stare? I'm talking to you. Excellent. One point. Let's go. OK. I get lots of those eyes every day, dude. Oh, yes. These are just easy ones. I'm bishing you the easy ones. Easy. I just guessed. So without looking, does Alex have any tattoos or piercings? I'll give you one hint, Sharad. He has at least one. Why are you raising his huge nose? I don't know how to spell. No and. Oh, you both will know. Not zero. That's crazy. Look at that. Yo. That's crazy. Let's go. We're in sync, baby. What can I tell you? Did we just become best friends? Where is Jess's favorite Christmas room? Like, as in a country or like his bed? What? You want to be like. All right, ready? Three, two, one. Home and Texas. Is Texas your home? I mean, that's kind of the same thing. You could go. Texas is in my heart. That's where he's from, so. Discord? I'm always on Discord and no one joins the voice chat. I'm like, hey guys, let's go on Discord. They'll ghost me the rest of the night. I left him on red last night. What is Alex's favorite food? I feel like I should know this. I don't even know I know this. Oh, you do know this. Oh, I don't know how to spell this. I don't either. Burger King and weak old chicken. Old spaghetti burger and enchiladas. Tell the people the story. We kind of have this meme of like when we run out of time for our quarterly activity, we just are like, oh, we'll just do old spaghetti factory because he gets double points on his credit card. Excuse me. Five times the points. Even more. Every time this guy gets food, he lets it sit outside just on his desk for like the full day and then eats it and gets food poisoning every single time. We go out for lunch. It takes a while to get there to order the food, to wait for the food, then to come back. Then once I'm back, I'm busy with stuff. Got to start answering emails. And so I forget about the food that's just sitting on my desk. Next thing you know, he's taking a sick day today after because he got food poisoning. Okay, all right. I remember seeing that on the feed side. When did Alex start at the company? I'll give you one for this point. You can put them up. All right. What year was it? After the time, I don't even know like how old I am. And I have to like... You know, I'm the same. After 21, just like... Thanks. That boomer age is getting to you, Alex. I said about two years. So I'm like two months off. All right, all right. Perfect. Yeah. What is Alex's ideal weekend? Discord. Ideal weekend? Ideal weekend. You don't even know. I don't even know. Ready? I'm ready. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where'd your eyes go? Where'd your eyes go? My eyes? I don't know what you're talking about, dude. Golfing, nuts. Doing absolutely nothing. Oh, okay. I know he likes golfing. That's all I can really tell. I have two kids. I never get to do nothing. Kids are going to watch this. Dad! Playing games other than Red Dead 2. All right, I'll give it to you. You got to play that. I'll play pretty much any game instead of Red Dead 2 because I know how much of a time sink that game is and I want to have time to play my other games in my backlog but I always buy new games. I end up not playing. And I keep putting it off because I'm like, oh, I really want to dedicate time towards Red Dead rather than, like, bouncing between different games and truck keeps clowning. We're on Discord as he's telling me about, oh, I need to play my backlog of games before I get to Red Dead. He's buying games as we're speaking. I'm like, you're never going to get to play that game. I'm about to start filming, by the way. I do like golfing, though. Yeah. That is correct. What is August's most prized possession? Oh, my God. Do you know what your most prized possession is? That's a good question. What is my favorite possession? What? I know exactly what it is. It cannot be people? Dang it. Oh, it's going to be people? No. I was going to put me. Why should I have more confidence? I don't know. I know exactly what it is. I don't even know what it is. And I see it as if you were like, oh, you're absolutely correct, my friend. It's golfing, you know? What's the worst that can happen? Yeah. You can just fire it. That's it. You know what biggest fear is? Loneliness. Wedding ring. Because I couldn't put my wife. Yeah. Damn. That's cringe. You always tell me how good of a deal you got on your house. So I was like, maybe he's just really proud about his house. And George. And Colvin's life blind body pillow. Oh, you're right. See? But mine is just pretty good, too. A lot of good memories with this one. I own a 2009 Acura TSX. Oh, we gotta wait. And it doesn't have carplay in it. Like there's no touchscreen or anything like that. I got like one of the nicer like Android head units to make it look pretty stock. And ever since I installed it, there's been nothing but issues. Like turn on the AC. The audio cuts off. I don't know. I wouldn't have put my wife. Sorry, Taylor. What is just favorite technique? My favorite technique. Oh, this is a long one. Sorry. Woodworking. Oh, yeah. And that one router saw that got me down. What's a router saw? It's not a router, but it's a. It's like a side router, though, I thought, right? Where you can like. It's a domino joiner. That's it. He was talking about like woodworking tools. He bought this really expensive one last year. Yeah. And that's why I was like, oh, maybe it's woodworking tools. He on it. He actually has issues. Dude, I have them. The meal mini plus the RG 405M. I got a switch, a steam deck. I need to calm down. I have two questions that you do can decide on the answer. They're together like collaboratively. Yeah. So the first question is who is the best dresser between the two of you? Come on. He's in that video. Which one? Like, oh, I got the drip drip. My buddy got me drip drip. All this design, they got me drip drip. Air Max once inside out. No, Rating Champ, local brand. Support local. What's up, Lodi? He's the size. Hey, we got the same answer. Yeah, because we dressed the exact same. We all just wear LTX stuff. I look kind of sharp, you know? I'm not the name of the video. Yep. Who always comes in later? No, that one's easy. It's tough because things have changed since he busted his car. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Alex and me. Excellent, excellent. Why do you always come later? Because I have to drop my kid off in school. Oh, okay. Jeff, 100%. What? You were late today. I was not. You were later than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But usually, usually, I'm here by like 840, okay? I know. But that's why I said, listen. But currently, you're later than me. Yes, currently, but usually. Yeah, this man busted his car and didn't fix it, and now it's worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll fix it eventually. RRP that actor. It's been like three and four months, but I'll do it eventually. Okay, so we're going back to the right question. No? What was Alex's first impression of Eli in one word? It's been a wonderful year. Do you remember? Of course. I remember it like it was yesterday. Dude, I remember first time everybody hung out. Artie was there too. Oh, man, that's a story for another time. And he died. That's a story for another time. Because like, if I'm thinking interview, I'm trying to like think back to that. Radical and loud. He's a loud guy. You know, that's a fair point. Yeah, I can hear him. Nervous. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. I remember like you answered the door and I was like, interview. What is Jeff's biggest pet peeve? We can't say on camera. Yeah, we can't. Can I say this one? You might have to... You gonna see my... Oh, I know one. You're gonna see my answer and be like, oh yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That's actually more accurate. Yeah, I know you get pretty chapped when you like walk up to something and it's still there. But that one as of recently is correct. All right, I'm... It's true, right? All right, we'll lose the competition. What is Artie's favorite drink? Oh, yeah, that's a good one. I don't think you'll get this one. I don't think I will either. Probably some like weird craft beer that I've like never heard of. No. Okay. It's an energy drink. Okay, this is... Do you want to change your answer? Let's flip this. There. Okay, I'll coke. Yeah, you got it. I'll have like three cans a day. Oh my God, you're like Eli. Actually, I have a problem. I've toned it down quite a bit. Balls. Oh, no. You like balls? I love balls. Oh, balls. You ever heard of it? It's my favorite. I added a plus because I was thinking maybe Dr. Pepper has some energy drink. It's a ShortCircuit video. Really? Yeah, oh, okay. I even forgot about that one. I was here for a while. I edited it when I was on my trial. Oh, my probation. Who is just celebrity crush? Who is that boomer you just told me about? Like the song that you listen to, that's from like the 60s. Do you know celebrity crush? Oh man, I'm blanking out on her name. I'm trying to think of names I've given my wife before. No, that's not fair. No. That was one Filipino guy. That's it. That's it. Yeah, yeah. Alona Garcia. Yo, let's go. My man. This guy knows that. I knew it. I knew it. Lindy on and Emily Blunt. Who's Emily Blunt? She's married to Jim from the office. I've never watched the office. Of course you haven't. I have to let everybody know that why she's here. Didn't know who the Beatles were. Okay. I do now. You've explained it to me and it's just boomer music. I just don't enjoy it. We do not accept Eli and his views. All right. Close minded here. If Jeff wanted a million dollars, what would he do with it? Well, that was fast. You knew. Pay off my mortgage. Yeah. Buy a 500 square foot hut in Vancouver. That's what they're going for. If you're lucky. If you're lucky. If you're lucky. And then buy more retro handheld and SMM3 performance. Yup. You know it. The journey isn't about playing games. The journey is about playing with the settings and tweaking it just right to play games for five minutes. It's retro time, baby. Come on. Buy the spaghetti pack in time. He can buy the line that has spaghetti. There you go. That's just going to be my default until spaghetti pack. Yeah, until I get it right. Well, unfortunately, this is the last question. Oh, God. We do have to chill a little bit for a company. What is Alex's favorite LTT merch? Oh, that's easy. Dude, you know this. Why? Yeah. I talk about it all the time. Yeah. He knows right away. I mean, I don't know. You ready? No. Shirts and underwear. Damn it. The boxers are excellent. If you don't have a pair though. I don't have one yet. You always wear it. I mean, everyone here wears the shirts, but I see you wear them more than anyone else. Yeah, that's because like my entire wardrobe is just pink and yellow shirts. Yeah. Boone, I had a stock top. I'll be sweater. The gray one? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Oh, that's right. That's correct. Yes. I don't know. I guess our outfit. I guess I don't know you very well. You also asked the person who's in logistics the least. Like I've only been here like six months. Yeah, that's funny. I agree. Jeff's cool, I guess. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Do you know a better boss than me? Yes. Who? Colton. He doesn't even work here anymore. Stop."}