These guys, uh, sure know how to park, don't they?
Kind of, uh, kind of impressive. I guess that means they're here.
Hello? I'm, like, it's immediately slapped down because it was a giant lie.
They are here. Hey, how's it going? I still got six minutes.
Oh, I didn't record anything for Sammy. I got it. I'm doing it right now.
Why are you recording vertically?
What the heck, damn? It's not when, when, when Lee.
Yes, Linus loses by default because we weren't updated fast enough.
He's recording a video. I want to go home, man. He looks like a 2020 of Linus today, though.
He has, like, a backwards hat and everything. What?
Who does? Linus. Oh, he's filming. He's doing a backwards cap and everything?
Huh. Where is he filming? I don't know.
What's he, what's he filming, Mark? Oh, man, I don't know. I'm just pre-renectioned.
Maybe it'll be a house. Maybe it'll be a jet.
Or a plane. Or a spaceship.
Or a town. Do you think it should be late though, Dan?
Yes, technically. Technically, but we're trying to rig it this season.
Then definitely. That gives me more time to work, so that's fine.
Luke is also working. I've never cared, but I'm upset that Luke has to come in randomly.
I'm just, I'm just saying, I don't think Linus should be paying lies today.
Why? Because I feel like it.
I'm just thinking how much blame that can be about cheating. And then, oh. That's too much.
That's too much. All right, all right. It's not, it's not like he's like, oh, yeah, sorry,
we're finishing shooting a video. I'm going to be 15 minutes late.
It's, oh, sorry, I'm finishing shooting a video. I'm going to be over an hour and a half late.
To his credit though, he hasn't been this late in a long time.
I remember when we first started this, he used to be late all the time. This is like a first in a hot minute.
Okay, well, I'm going to go borrow Linus. Bye. At least the Dell is pretty decent.
It's not the brightest thing, but it's got a 16 by 10 aspect ratio.
He was locked in. I don't want to bother him.
Give me bother him for reals.
Dude, the problem is it's going to be another like four hour show.
So we're going to be dying at 10. It says four in a row.
And I have stuff to do afterwards. I know you do.
And the guy I'm going to be doing it with is going to be like, well,
we ought to go for like at least four hours.
That guy is a stinker. It's going to be like two in the morning, two thirty in the morning.
There's travel time. I have to get home. It's a three in the morning.
I'm sure the guy's fine. The guy had two cups of coffee and a nice Vietnamese coffee.
What about you, Dan? How do you feel? I want to go home.
Listen, we can all go home right now. What are you going to do? Stop us?
Maybe not immediately.
Why is it so late? It's on a shoot.
Why is it the first time in a million years it's this late? You know, if you look back like a year ago, I feel like it was a lot more normal.
Oh yeah, this is the first time in a while. Yeah.
Yeah, so it's a good thing. I guess. Or actually, you know what?
They could decide why it's going to be like actually it's going to be too late. I guess he's already late, but he could decide in the middle of the shoot.
Like, no, this is too late. I got to just go to WAN. He could, but he didn't want to win.
No. Hi. Who else was going to give a tour to some random Danish badminton player?
Just because WAN shows supposed to be going doesn't mean I can be rude to a guest.
So yeah, anyway, we've got all of our like, you know, lights, camera, action, it's all here.
Oh, he came here. Okay, cool. I see the thumbnail.
Sorry. I think they're super quiet. I'm going to go back. Bye-bye.
WAN. So? WAN early. WAN early, maybe.
Where is he? I don't know. But it's, it's a while till it's go time.
So 15 minutes. I have not given up hope.
Well, give up hope. Oh, I see you're going to rig it anyways.
You know me so well. I'm going to, I'm going to see where he is.
Listen, would you rather you rig it so he's on time so you don't waste your time?
Let's start rigging it. It's rigging it so I get him on time.
Yeah, I'd rather he was on time. Yeah, exactly. So you want me to rig it?
The whole world wants me to rig it. That's not, no. If you think about it, Lyon is the only one who doesn't want me to rig it,
because he clearly doesn't want to be on time. That's not it.
Is that how that works? No, this is, I'm giving him a competitive advantage.
I try my best to give him a competitive advantage. He needs any help he can get.
Clearly. It's not even a competition anymore.
Yeah, it's just a humiliation ritual. Yeah, play it like fun.
Yeah, I'll let him know that you're not having fun with it, and then you have to force him to be more competitive about it.
You're gonna be your own fun, you know? You gotta start coming really, really late, like 4.29, 5.59.
You gotta edge it, you know? You're gonna like bike everywhere now?
Yeah, you can walk backwards from the lab, see if you can make it out faster than he quit.
Yeah, add weird little challenges.
That could be a whole month series. Luke gets the win in weird different ways.
Honestly, that'd be kind of interesting. That's not a bad idea. Maybe next month we do it.
Each month, just try to come into this stage in different ways.
I have to enter this building, having transported here in a different way every week.
Yeah. It's not a bad idea. Unicycle.
What's faster? You learned how to ride a unicycle all the different Labs here, or Linus is getting through the wind on time,
even though it was like four feet away from him. I feel like Linus would beat me that week.
I can't even imagine riding a unicycle.
Well, that's for us to figure out next month. I don't know if I'm riding a unicycle, but we'll figure something out.
1500 likes Luke will ride a unicycle.
Will you do it? If you, you gotta agree to it. 1500 likes.
1500 likes and I'll try. To learn riding a cycle?
1500 likes on full plane? Yeah, that'll bring some.
Is that normal? How much is normal on one of these?
It's about 800,000. She's asking 500 extra people to hit like on it.
I've seen what happens when you ask for subscribers.
How about this? How about 2000? That's way above median.
Sure. All right. 2000 likes and Luke learns how to ride a unicycle on camera to get to WAN.
That's pretty tall. I'm telling you. We have to buy a unicycle.
Yeah, you know. Small price to it. Maybe use once and then just sit in a f***ing corner.
Anything for a full plane. How much is a unicycle? Five.
Maybe rent one. Yeah, probably rent one. I assume more people want to rent than buy.
If you got a cool if you could have like two at the same time and just like connect them together
might make it easier. So I call that. That would make sense.
You'd have a handle so you can control both properties. It's like a car, but it's not motorized and it's only two wheels on four wheels.
That's a good idea. A Quadsicle.
You have four limbs, you know. Just get all four wheels on all four limbs.
Perfect. Wait, so how much is it rent?
Is it to buy or end or rent? 150 bucks to buy.
That's not that bad. For you know, it's like I assume we like more.
We only have like one wheel. I mean, it's probably like the worst one ever that I found.
Where is he? He's got nine minutes.
He's gonna script review. Yeah, but he's gonna go down soon to do thumbnail, I think.
That's what he said. Soon means like nine minutes from now. Soon.
TM. The nine minutes from now.
What a guy. I've reached, I've gone to complaint about him.
What? He's making it too easy for Luke.
Luke says not competition no more. Where's he supposed to do a social thing with him?
I did or he did. Well, how come you didn't, how come you didn't do it? I'm not doing it now.
How come you did it earlier? Because I don't want to make whan late.
So you're still gonna head down to do thumbnail soon?
Yeah. Okay.
Do you doubt it? I think whan will be late.
I don't know how late whan will be, but... Okay, well listen, he isn't one of the hard-out.
It's true. It's whan time.
It's whan time. Mast it on.
Oh, I received a complaint. He received a complaint?
Yes, about you. It's anonymous for complaint.
You're either competitor... What are you gonna do about it?
You're either competitor, who I will not name, says this too easy.
What's too easy? Winning. Winning. Winning. Oh, that's his complaint?
I didn't say who. I just said somebody.
I can't name. Because I'm anonymous. It's like anonymous reporting, you know?
You're a big hacker group. Known as 4chan?
He says you need to step it up, buddy. Oh.
Listen, I am not even going to apologize for this last couple weeks.
I'm like, I'm fried, dude. My brain is so broken.
Yeah, so broken. So broken you reverted in time wearing beanies now.
Yeah, buddy. Oh, well, no, that's just, that's a hair issue.
That's not pleasant. It's worse now because you wear a beanie to get off.
There is a hole. Okay, well, if I get your stuff over the weekend,
so I can ride on Monday. That would be ideal, please. Thank you, sir.
I'll probably just look it for a minute or a while. Oh, I know why.
Okay, word. What do you think of his hair?
You're staring at his eyes, so you want me to comment.
Yeah, it's fixed. It's all good. It just, it looks like he's in grade eight.
What, the hair? With the beard? It looks like Bieber era.
I'm trying to be cool. Oh, I can see it now.
He's trending now. He's trending. It's a little bit better. Just Bieber is trending.
He went to Coachella. He went to Coachella and just streamed his MacBook
and just walked around in YouTube videos.
Thought you'd always be mine. I'm a little off key.
Don't worry. Little? See, he even knows the lyrics.
Listen. They're not exactly complicated.
Because a beat was a good song, right? It's like, it's like knowing a Beatles song.
I want to hold your hand.
Dad, forget the rest.
Then they don't sound all like Southern like that because they're British.
Uh, we should probably do a thumbnail.
All right. Well, enjoy Wann. I will, I will enjoy Wann.
I'm going to do a positive Wann show.
Hi. Hello. Wann, I'm going to be late.
Let's have a look here.
Three minutes. They're at live. Hour and three minutes. I was told 5.30.
Yeah. Oh, there's going to be a late period. Cool.
They're at Labs, so I know. All right, whatever. I'm going to walk there.
Okay, have fun. Get some of my steps and, you know, legal time stuff. You know, it's content, so I can legally do it.
All right, we've started the timer. Let's see how long it takes to walk there. It takes about 90 seconds to get to the sidewalk from our building.
All right, this is the word. A little over halfway to Labs is four minutes.
I don't know if you can see that. Four minutes and 20, 20 seconds.
It's about seven minutes and 50 seconds. So, the time we get to the building, it should be eight minutes.
It's about eight minutes and 50 seconds. So, about nine minutes to walk from studio to Labs.
Now, let's go inside and wear the heck out of the day.
What if I want to do that? No!
Why is Whanley? Why is Whanley?
It's a lot of filming. Why is Whanley? Linus is probably still asleep.
Why are you here? Linus is here.
I'm looking for Linus. Yeah, why are you asking me? Go ask Linus. I'm asking you, James.
I already guess, because he's still asleep. You're head of writing.
You are James Strive. I am James Strive. Hello.
Hello. I'm looking for Linus.
He's looking for him. Yeah. I have not seen him here. He should be here somewhere.
He's an A-Copod. What the hell is this?
Waifu Simulator 26.
What the hell? Interesting.
So, we have a bunch of cars. We have a bunch of cars. We have a bunch of cars.
We have a bunch of cars. We have a bunch of cars. We have a bunch of cars. So, we have a bunch of call pods here.
This is the theater place. We turn the lights on.
Oh, can't see anything. Crank the ISO up.
Very cool. There's not one video so far here. No.
Hello. Hi, I was doing legal time theft. So, I'm late because of Luke.
How does that work? I think it should actually be minus points for him. I agree.
What? I agree. That's what I thought. I'll still win. Judge rules.
She's not wrong. I was doing legal time theft today. What does that even mean?
What does legal time theft mean? It's where you don't work, but you're allowed
because it's like you're working kind of, but not really.
It's like going to the washroom and then being there for like 20 minutes and like that's legal.
What did you do? I walked from studio Labs. So, I want to see how long it took.
Eight minutes and 50 seconds.
I actually think walking between the buildings is work.
Yeah, I think it actually counts. But it's like you could drive, but I won't.
Yeah. Yep, legal time theft.
Good job, Sammy. I'm going to go fill my water. I'll see you guys over there. Can I get a ride back?
I don't want to walk anymore.
See your reverse parking skills. I'm going to need this to get extremely close to the vault.
Just to make people uncomfortable. You like my camera? You like the quality of my camera, bro?
It's blurry. So, despite having a backup camera,
I have learned how to reverse with my mirrors.
You're a unique person. Back-up cameras are a crutch, okay?
You're not wrong. You're not wrong. I don't even need it, dude. You're not wrong. It's just you have the ability.
Yeah, you just can't see anything from it. Have you whined? And someone's going to be like, clean the lens.
Oh, I was just going to say that. I do, bro. I do all the time.
It's probably dirty right now, but it won't get much better. Here, hold on. You just saw it.
I'll go clean it. There's no dirt on my finger.
It's just not good.
I don't know what to say. But it's fine because you learn skills,
like backing up without a backup camera. Or you can just fix your camera.
I could fix it. I could put a new one back there. I could replace it with like...
No parking spot. That's minus. Nice walk.
I could replace it with dash cams, which I should probably have anyways.
And maybe I'll do that eventually. But for now, it's fine.
God, this is a parking spot.
It's as much of a parking spot as Luke. Logistics just sent out an email earlier this week saying
not to park in the neighbor's spot. No. Yeah, this one's fine. I don't know why you can't.
No, it's not. That's not ours.
I don't know. She knows.
Do you see the look on that face? They're gone for the weekend. It's fine.
True. True. True if not. I don't know. Listen, this is your basic...
This is basically your property, isn't it? This, no. Oh.
No, no. We just paid for the picnic benches. Oh. Yeah, that's not ours.
It's shared. Oh. Nobody else uses it. Yeah. I like Sammy's idea of property though.
Yeah, whatever. If you put a picnic bench in it, it's yours.
Basically it is. Thank you.
I caught them as they were leaving. I see the softball equipment has made its way out of storage.
You're going to be coming to softball night at all?
How's your shoulder? All right, tearing up.
How about you, Sammy? You're coming to softball night? What days are there? I don't know.
Do I look like I run this place? Yeah.
They arrived 41 minutes early. Are they actually?
Oh, well according to the schedule, yeah. Oh, did you get one?
Yeah. Nice. Did you ask for one? I did.
Yeah. You got a lion's coin? I got a lion's coin. I didn't get one.
We're working on maybe, maybe, don't get too excited people.
I'm excited. We're working on maybe float coin.
Oh. So it would be, you would have to buy it, but it would be cheap.
And your eligibility would be based on your subscription tenure on Floatplane.
Oh. Like a subscriber plaque. So like for the first year, you get bronze.
And then we have, you can get different colors depending on how many years you've been subscribed.
Interesting. Yeah. Very interesting. Like a subscriber plaque, but.
Yeah. Yeah, that too.
14 Anonymous. Full Anonymous.
Only Floatplane, wait.
I'm trying to stick an OF in there so I don't know how to do it. Anyways.
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