{"video_id":"fp_SGMPCMMLNO","title":"CSF: Ultimate Office Hide-And-Seek Royale","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2020-06-04T00:48:34.843Z","duration_s":509,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.0,"text":"They say there's no such thing in life as free lunch.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.0,"end_s":7.8,"text":"But here at Linus Media Group, we don't believe in that. So we're going to be playing Extreme Hide and Seek","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.8,"end_s":13.0,"text":"in our 8,000 square foot head office. And the winner, the last one found,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.0,"end_s":16.2,"text":"is going to get free lunch for a month.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.2,"end_s":21.5,"text":"Oh! The most important rule is that every five minutes,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.5,"end_s":25.1,"text":"you are going to have to re-hide within the new boundaries.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.1,"end_s":29.5,"text":"Just like a Battle Royale game, we're going to be shrinking the hiding zone,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.5,"end_s":33.0,"text":"making it much more difficult. Okay, ready?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.0,"end_s":36.6,"text":"Go! Two meters! Ah! Oh, God!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":40.1,"end_s":43.8,"text":"Okay, we have five minutes. This will be fine. Okay, okay. Hey, hey, what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.8,"end_s":46.9,"text":"No, no, no, that's Riley's spot. That's my spot! What?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":46.9,"end_s":50.4,"text":"No! I'm here! We did so much prep! 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Am I on to something here?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":183.1,"end_s":185.4,"text":"I don't think there's anybody actually hiding.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":190.2,"end_s":192.2,"text":"Wait, that's what can't have 11 winners.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.4,"end_s":201.0,"text":"Well, there's one. Oh, I got one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":201.0,"end_s":204.0,"text":"Linus was just on the other side of the door.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":206.0,"end_s":209.5,"text":"And he didn't see me. Ed, you're officially the worst.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":209.5,"end_s":214.5,"text":"I'm trying to be quiet!. I don't believe that there's anyone else.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":214.5,"end_s":217.5,"text":"Yeah, there's storage things here. I forgot about that, actually.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":217.5,"end_s":222.5,"text":"We never use them. Three, two, one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":222.5,"end_s":227.5,"text":"I only found one. Fast go up. Who is relocated?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":227.5,"end_s":230.5,"text":"No climbing. What? There's no ceilings.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":230.5,"end_s":233.5,"text":"See you later.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":233.5,"end_s":236.5,"text":"No climbing is a rule? What? It's a stupid rule.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":236.5,"end_s":239.5,"text":"He's moved from there to here. Yeah, same strategy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":239.5,"end_s":243.5,"text":"It worked. He's going to hide in this box.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":243.5,"end_s":246.5,"text":"Cole, what are you doing?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":246.5,"end_s":249.5,"text":"What are you doing in there, Cole? No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":249.5,"end_s":252.5,"text":"Nope. 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They're going to fall like dominoes now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":286.5,"end_s":289.5,"text":"They're like pizza. Pizza. Go Riley.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.5,"end_s":292.5,"text":"Okay. Okay. God damn it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":292.5,"end_s":295.5,"text":"God Mark. Hello. Hello there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":295.5,"end_s":298.5,"text":"God Colton. God Colton. No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":298.5,"end_s":301.5,"text":"I'm not first to be found, right? No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":301.5,"end_s":304.5,"text":"No. God Colton. No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.5,"end_s":309.5,"text":"I'm not first to be found, right? 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Dan, let's go out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":345.5,"end_s":349.5,"text":"Out. Linus is out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":349.5,"end_s":354.5,"text":"Wait, what? Yeah. He came in here the last minute and Dennis knew I was in here and Dennis was like,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":354.5,"end_s":357.5,"text":"Your office? Shut up. Oh my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":357.5,"end_s":361.5,"text":"In one? I think I'm going to win, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":361.5,"end_s":364.5,"text":"One out of three only. Where's everyone?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":364.5,"end_s":367.5,"text":"You just were usually one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":367.5,"end_s":370.5,"text":"I think David's going to win. He's a wily guy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":370.5,"end_s":373.5,"text":"Oh, one of three. This is one of three, right? No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":373.5,"end_s":376.5,"text":"Oh, sh**. How much time do I have? One minute.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":376.5,"end_s":381.5,"text":"Dennis, how do I look? It's good. Dennis was going to give me ten minutes every round and I was like,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":381.5,"end_s":385.5,"text":"Five. Extreme hide and seek. We got the hide part.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":385.5,"end_s":389.5,"text":"Time to get the thermal camera. Fifty percent as good as other.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":389.5,"end_s":393.5,"text":"Oh no. We have a thermal camera.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":393.5,"end_s":397.5,"text":"You got it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can't see you at all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":397.5,"end_s":400.5,"text":"Yeah, I can't see you at all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":400.5,"end_s":404.5,"text":"Okay. Okay, where's my heat signature?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":404.5,"end_s":407.5,"text":"This is not in the spirit of competition.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":407.5,"end_s":410.5,"text":"Here we go. Now we're going.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":410.5,"end_s":413.5,"text":"What? Are we? Does it include this office?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":413.5,"end_s":416.5,"text":"No. I see you. I see heat.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":416.5,"end_s":419.5,"text":"I see you. Oh, no. That's cheating.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":419.5,"end_s":422.5,"text":"You knew who you were playing with.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":422.5,"end_s":427.5,"text":"I see a heat signature.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":427.5,"end_s":430.5,"text":"Ah. Got him on. Where are they?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":430.5,"end_s":433.5,"text":"I see heat signature. Damn it. Linus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":433.5,"end_s":437.5,"text":"I got Terran. I can't believe you cheated. You can't believe I cheated?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":437.5,"end_s":441.5,"text":"Who have you been married to? Linus, I have 10 seconds to find James.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":441.5,"end_s":445.5,"text":"Five, four, three, two, one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":445.5,"end_s":448.5,"text":"Linus, you're done. Where's James? Linus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":448.5,"end_s":451.5,"text":"Linus, thank you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":451.5,"end_s":455.5,"text":"Linus, where are you?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":455.5,"end_s":458.5,"text":"Even though you're not here, you're still here. I'm still here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":458.5,"end_s":461.5,"text":"I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":461.5,"end_s":464.5,"text":"I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":464.5,"end_s":467.5,"text":"Even with cheating tools, you can't find them. Even with cheating tools.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":467.5,"end_s":470.5,"text":"Wow. Linus. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":470.5,"end_s":473.5,"text":"Wow. What's up?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":473.5,"end_s":479.5,"text":"Even with the FLIR thermal camera, here's your winning trophy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":479.5,"end_s":487.5,"text":"And of course, free lunch for a month. But in the spirit of fair competition, all of the runners up from the last round will","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":487.5,"end_s":490.5,"text":"get free lunch for two weeks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":490.5,"end_s":494.5,"text":"I was pretty confident I was going to win. I gave myself like a three out of four chance.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":494.5,"end_s":497.5,"text":"You know, some people think, but just because I'm the most physically imposing person in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":497.5,"end_s":500.5,"text":"the office, that I can't fit into small spaces.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":500.5,"end_s":503.5,"text":"But you know, like Colton, like he thinks just because he's built like a bag of flour","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":503.5,"end_s":507.5,"text":"that he can get into smaller spaces is mean, but no, no, no, no.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":507.5,"end_s":508.5,"text":"I'm the master.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"They say there's no such thing in life as free lunch. But here at Linus Media Group, we don't believe in that. So we're going to be playing Extreme Hide and Seek in our 8,000 square foot head office. And the winner, the last one found, is going to get free lunch for a month. Oh! The most important rule is that every five minutes, you are going to have to re-hide within the new boundaries. Just like a Battle Royale game, we're going to be shrinking the hiding zone, making it much more difficult. Okay, ready? Go! Two meters! Ah! Oh, God! Okay, we have five minutes. This will be fine. Okay, okay. Hey, hey, what? No, no, no, that's Riley's spot. That's my spot! What? No! I'm here! We did so much prep! We did so much prep! So this is my best hiding spot. I'm having Nicholas help me get in. You'll never, ever find me. I'll be here. Okay, I'll go over here, I guess. I am going to see if I will fit in this box. Okay, it worked. That worked, that worked. I'm going to hide in the corner. Look at this. I'm going up there. You guys took my spot! Colton, you took my other spot. I don't think this is going to work. You can't see, but it's pretty high up there. He comes from the bottom of my game. He comes from the top of my... I'm just going to hide in the stairwell. This is a terrible hiding spot. Stop! Now, you can do yourself. I'm going in. I think I can find everyone. I don't think this is going to be that hard. They're bad piders. Oh my God, I can't even see you. Are you ready? I'm ready. Actually, this could be harder than I thought. You know, I wonder if I should get farther away from the entry way, just because if they're smart, they won't be that close to the door so they don't get found right away. Thing is, once you're found the first time, you're completely out. You're done. No one hiding in the sheets there. Boy, they are... They're really good. They are more hidden than I thought they would be. I've got to go already. I've got four minutes left. Dennis, shut up. You're not helping. Wait, they can't be here? No, no, no, one. No, one on one. Okay. Dennis, you're not making it easier or better. Zach, you're still quiet now. I have three minutes. Okay. Dennis, shut up. Are you guys just trolling me? Am I on to something here? I don't think there's anybody actually hiding. Wait, that's what can't have 11 winners. Well, there's one. Oh, I got one. Linus was just on the other side of the door. And he didn't see me. Ed, you're officially the worst. I'm trying to be quiet!. I don't believe that there's anyone else. Yeah, there's storage things here. I forgot about that, actually. We never use them. Three, two, one. I only found one. Fast go up. Who is relocated? No climbing. What? There's no ceilings. See you later. No climbing is a rule? What? It's a stupid rule. He's moved from there to here. Yeah, same strategy. It worked. He's going to hide in this box. Cole, what are you doing? What are you doing in there, Cole? No. Nope. Can't fit in there. I don't have another option. We have three minutes. I'm too fat to fit under the bed. Going under the props. Is that Chase? No. Oh. Is this good? I can't see it at all. Okay, cool. Linus is coming. Go. Gotta be. There's one. Poke. Poke. Poke. Gotcha. They're going to fall like dominoes now. They're like pizza. Pizza. Go Riley. Okay. Okay. God damn it. God Mark. Hello. Hello there. God Colton. God Colton. No. I'm not first to be found, right? No. No. God Colton. No. I'm not first to be found, right? Oh, is there another one here? Oh, wow. No one under the bed. Not too much time. How do I know they're not cheating? I'm not going to speak. There's no way. Forty seconds. There's one. Oh my God. Saras down. Your office. That's ten seconds. Ten seconds. Ten seconds. Three, two, one. Dan, let's go out. Out. Linus is out. Wait, what? Yeah. He came in here the last minute and Dennis knew I was in here and Dennis was like, Your office? Shut up. Oh my God. In one? I think I'm going to win, right? One out of three only. Where's everyone? You just were usually one. I think David's going to win. He's a wily guy. Oh, one of three. This is one of three, right? No. Oh, sh**. How much time do I have? One minute. Dennis, how do I look? It's good. Dennis was going to give me ten minutes every round and I was like, Five. Extreme hide and seek. We got the hide part. Time to get the thermal camera. Fifty percent as good as other. Oh no. We have a thermal camera. You got it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can't see you at all. Yeah, I can't see you at all. Okay. Okay, where's my heat signature? This is not in the spirit of competition. Here we go. Now we're going. What? Are we? Does it include this office? No. I see you. I see heat. I see you. Oh, no. That's cheating. You knew who you were playing with. I see a heat signature. Ah. Got him on. Where are they? I see heat signature. Damn it. Linus. I got Terran. I can't believe you cheated. You can't believe I cheated? Who have you been married to? Linus, I have 10 seconds to find James. Five, four, three, two, one. Linus, you're done. Where's James? Linus. Linus, thank you. Linus, where are you? Even though you're not here, you're still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. I'm still here. Even with cheating tools, you can't find them. Even with cheating tools. Wow. Linus. Yeah. Wow. What's up? Even with the FLIR thermal camera, here's your winning trophy. And of course, free lunch for a month. But in the spirit of fair competition, all of the runners up from the last round will get free lunch for two weeks. I was pretty confident I was going to win. I gave myself like a three out of four chance. You know, some people think, but just because I'm the most physically imposing person in the office, that I can't fit into small spaces. But you know, like Colton, like he thinks just because he's built like a bag of flour that he can get into smaller spaces is mean, but no, no, no, no. I'm the master."}