Spen, how do you think Linus is gonna do? Terribly.
I don't think he's gonna get any of them, to be honest. Maybe Mr. Beast.
Oh, I think he'll really love the food. All of it. He also hasn't eaten lunch, so...
Probably, like, he'll guess, like, one or two things are correct, and then...
There's a little thing that'll correct. How do you think you're gonna do? Do you even know what this video is about?
I'm not sure what we're doing. Oh, we're doing influencer food!
Oh, I'm very excited. I'm a pretty picky eater, so no offense to my fellow influencers,
but it probably sucks. Emotional damage.
Assuming the intro will be something like... As long as it's a boxer brief.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, blur that, blur that, blur that. lttstore.com, let's go.
Okay, you got more drinks or food for me or something,
and then I'll introduce the steaks. Steaks? Am I getting steak?
Oh, you'll be getting something. I couldn't think of anything funny, Chloe Plain.
So there are steaks in the challenge now with this, on top of your rating and giving the best and worst.
Oh, really? Oh, okay. I mean, the last one got like 5 million views or something.
We really have to change this one. This one? 6 million.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
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My phone! Listen, the show goes on.
Did something break? No, that was just my phone notification sound.
Am I really going to be eating it blended? Because that's not really going to be fair to it.
Well, no, no, that's only to get it wrong. It gets added to that, and at the end,
you have to drink whatever mistakes you made. But I also evaluate a not-blended one.
Yes, of course. Oh, okay, that makes sense. See, I feel like, ooh, I'm giving this an 8 out of 10.
I'll be like, what influence are you on? You'll be like, I have no idea. Okay.
Like, add it to the blender. Okay, all right. Is this video got the same energy as the last one?
Is it good? I would probably eat, and rate, and then guess.
Should I leave those ones as is, or like, go back and do a quick summary?
Maybe a quick summary, just in case. We have both options.
All right. Okay. Mr. Beasburger, overall, I'm giving that a 6.
Oh, did you try the fries? Oh, is this fries? Yeah.
Oh, okay. All right. Of course, I haven't tried the fries yet.
Oh, here, we'll just have the burger sitting here, so they can kind of put it wherever they want.
And then the hot sauce is kind of chilling. Okay.
Of course, I haven't tried the fries yet. Of course, I haven't tried the fries yet.
Of course, I haven't tried the fries yet.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Well, I was ready to give the burger a 6.
Maybe even a 7. I mean, meat quality seems fine.
I like the bun. Real cheese, rather than processed cheese.
These fries are dragging down. Those score these.
I think I've cooked McCain fries in my oven that tasted better than this.
Those are really, really bad.
You don't have to order fries. So I'm going with a 6 for Mr. Beast.
You don't have to order the fries. I'm going for a 6 for Mr. Beast.
Okay. Is that it? Okay, summary?
Yeah. What the hell is this box design, though?
Looks like we couldn't figure out how to get it open, either.
That is a small bag of cereal.
That is like two servings for me.
A sandwich hole game inside.
Open here.
10 out of 10 for presentation, that's for sure.
I'm going to be getting in the weeds a little bit here. No, this is part of the experience.
We're not ready for packaging, just for food.
Do you have any tape? Can I get some tape, please?
No, no one's going to help me. That's fine.
We don't mess up. We're all camera shut. You have other food that might get a little soggy.
What? Depending on how long this takes. Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
Why would you... Okay, I'm going quick, okay?
Well, how the hell are you supposed to get this open?
Oh, here you go.
Okay, we're calling that good enough.
Oh, you put the bowl of milk in.
Nice. Okay, that is pretty sketchy.
Okay. So, that does not smell very good.
All right, over it. Let's try the cereal. Are they trying to make it kind of healthy?
There is quite literally nothing in this.
I don't think I've ever seen a blank or nutrition facts label
for something that is one third sugar by mass.
Oh boy, did they ever manage to make it not taste very sweet.
Man, I am... Everyone's going to hate me.
Like, I know some of these people.
I don't think Jimmy's ever going to talk to me again. All right, here's your next round.
Something to drink. Can't tell if you're having too much fun with this
or if I'm having too little. Coffee and tea.
I don't drink coffee. You know that, right? Yes.
Okay, cool. So, we're all on the same page about that.
Let's start with the tea. I like tea. Oh, God.
What does sweet otter cake batter blend taste like?
Better than birthday cake, this full-bodied roast sings
with vanilla buttercream frosting and sprinkle flavors.
Well, that's very promising. Chamberlain...
What, Emma Chamberlain is even on there, is she? Well, you're getting too far ahead of yourself.
Take a coffee and drink it, all right?
Is that Emma Chamberlain? I realize I don't even know what she looks like.
I haven't seen her since she won the breakout creator of the year,
her first year. That's her, isn't it? So, I'm going with that.
I mean, it tastes like coffee smells. I've had one sip of coffee before this in my life.
It was for that video, doing stuff the manly way.
And it was easier for us to just make actual coffee
than to have prop coffee. And it was easier for me to just drink it
than to pretend to drink it. So, that's the one time I've ever tried coffee in my life.
I really can't say I understand the appeal, but if I had to drink coffee, this seems okay.
Thanks, Emma. I know nothing about coffee.
I give it a 9. Whoa!
It was somewhat palatable. I mean, that's all I really ask.
Awesome coffee club. Paradoxa, something West Africa.
Don't read it. Coffee.
Cherry and cocoa. Mm-hmm.
Wow. Good job. 9. This guy loves coffee.
Now, who is this one? Oh, awesome coffee club.
You're getting far too ahead of yourself. What are you doing here?
Look at other things. No, what I'm doing is I am cheating.
Stop cheating. I am checking for similarities in the packaging
to see if you guys are trying to pull one over on me with two products from the same person.
Already, I can tell this is also Emma Chamberlain.
So, I got you on that one.
Hold on, we'll try it. How'd I get to be 30?
I wish. Good job, Emma.
If I like more bitter coffee, then I guess this is my thing.
9. As for this, who seems like an awesome coffee club kind of person?
No reading packaging. I'm reading the packaging.
He looks like he really likes awesome coffee.
He does, but that is not who made that coffee.
That is the rock. That is the rock?
Shut up. Well, that explains why he looks like Dwayne Johnson.
I'm going to pour the made coffee. Don't pour.
That'll ruin. That'll be real bad.
I was willing to do it. Is this the awesome coffee?
You also need to pour the, I can't believe I'm 30 mug in there.
What? Because that is not by Emma Chamberlain.
This is not Emma Chamberlain. They just used the same OEM. What if I say it like this?
Top of the morning.
All right. Well, pour it in. Top of the morning.
Wait. Oh, Jacksepticeye? Yes.
Oh, okay. So they're just buddies and use the same coffee supplier?
Because there's way too many similarities in these packaging.
Oh, no, there's no way these aren't the same.
What? Two factories just randomly came up with the idea of putting exactly this shaped hole
in their little pole thing. No, no, these are from the same place.
Maybe they just get their packaging from the same place. I don't know for sure.
Okay, good job, both of you. Right, I have to put this one in too.
Oh, man. It's more coffee than snack.
Ooh, gamer tea. How about the tea? Ooh, gamer tea.
Yep. That's plain tea. All right.
Good job. Seven out of 10? Six out of 10.
It's really boring. This is the boringest tea I think I've ever tasted.
It's not offensive though, which is a plus today.
No crickets that I know of. Now, who makes this?
Well, it's the same one as Gamer Sups. Unfortunately, I don't remember.
Hold on. Let me see if I can remember who Gamer Sups is.
Gamer Sups, was that the cricket bar? No, no.
Gamer Sups was the nut one.
This guy. No. Crap.
This one? Yes. The balls.
This is really coming off the rails here. I don't know if you're going to take that.
Yeah, you get teabagged your way. I'll get teabagged my way.
Okay?
How did Buddy manage to make a 12-minute video
about a 30-second gummy candy challenge?
Ad revenue, baby. You made a 20-minute video, guys.
Shots fired?
Yeah. This is just fake. He's just making fake faces.
Come on. Maybe it's expired like most of the other food we've had today.
This is not that sour. I was like, my tongue was all ready.
You know Pavlov's dog? I was like, I'm about to eat something sour,
and my tongue's like... Well, maybe this will make your mouth water.
Oh. Because it is water.
Okay. Gamer water. I thought we did gamer drinks last time.
Oh, crap. I've seen this logo before, but I forget who it is.
Shoot. I should have been paying closer attention. Well, you want to pay attention to what's in front,
which is the flavor of gamer stuff that this is. Hey!
There we go. Emotional damage flavor.
Wait. And anime pistol bikini chick flavor.
Got it. Anime girl thigh. Guacamole gamer fart 9000.
And emotional damage flavor.
Okay. So these are just licensing their likeness,
and this is just some energy drink.
So for the cups, we don't usually start with pricing,
but how much would you say these cost?
Servings per container 100.
Well, then these are probably like 40 bucks. So, yeah, it is usually $40.
Yeah. And the cups are additional.
But the cups are really hard to get. The cups are hard to get?
How much would you pay for a cup if you wanted this cool shaker with an anime girl on it?
I don't know. Five bucks. $9.99.
Well, we went on eBay to get this, because we really wanted that cup.
Oh, God, how much did we pay for them? $100 US dollars for the cup.
Why? And then we have two of them, because gamer stuff's then just sent us one of the cups.
So we have two of that cup.
I mean, this one's cool.
Seriously? And what is it with people spending way too much on cups?
Well, have you seen the cups? Yeah, I've seen them.
They're plastic cups. Like, you know you can get these at the dollar store, right?
That's a shaker. All right, first of all. All right, try them out.
All right. Well, I guess I'll start with anime girl fi.
I've always wondered what ink tastes like.
Oh, it's, um, it's creamsicle.
Because they're creamy.
What would you rate it? Oh, it's way too sweet.
That's, I don't know, six. And whose flavor is that?
Oh. Well, that guy. I have no idea what the f*** their name is, though.
Flork of cows. Flork of cows. Thank you.
All right.
Now we've got keto friendly. Who is this supposed to be?
Well, here, why don't we try it? Guacamole gamer fart.
Okay, it tastes like that blue dye that's in blue Gatorade.
Yeah, what blue number is that?
Blue number one. Blue number one.
Blue number one. Uh.
Okay, well, you take a second. I'm going to take that piece of wood.
Fine. How dare you touch my wood.
There you go.
Oh, that one kind of sucks. I'm giving that one like a five.
I don't know. I'm afraid to guess. Oh, wait.
Where the f*** is my pen?
Your pen. Yeah, my pen. My marker.
I took it. Where did it put it?
Your pen is gone. Pen gone.
What kind of pen? She has your new ratchet ones.
What dry erase? Yeah, dry erase. It has to be a dry erase or a sharpie?
I mean, no, not a sharpie. Oh, it has to be a dry erase.
Yeah, it has to be a dry erase. No, no, no, you're not marking off who you've done.
No, no, no, no, I'm not. I want my damn marker.
Okay. Where's my marker? I'm getting it.
They make me eat all this stuff. They confiscate my marker.
Yeah, no, I don't have it. We don't have markers anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah.
What happened to it? You guys just took it from me. It was right here.
Yeah, someone took it and said, ooh, don't mind if I do.
And then I haven't seen it since. Okay. It took me till now.
I remember his name.
Stephen He. Yes.
No more emotional damage. Okay.
Now I can guess his. Wait, did you guess the other guy?
Ah, yes. Very mediocre fruit punch.
Five out of 10. Stephen He. Got it.
Okay. Right. Back to blue plus sour.
Top guy. No. Middle.
Top middle guy. No. Crap.
I don't know who. No, I don't, I'm not talking. This is going to be.
Do you want to add just about or do you want more liquid? That's a lot of liquid.
Oh, it's so splashy. So, now who is on the cup?
Who's on the cup? Somebody on that board is on the cup.
Somebody on this board is on the cup.
Is this a trick? Like I'm supposed to look in the cleavage and there's like a tiny picture of someone?
Like I don't really. Yeah, look at the cleavage Linus.
Let it speak to you.
I don't know. This doesn't look like any of those people.
Well, you may. Well, there's only one that we haven't seen yet so far.
So I'm going to go with her. I'm sorry.
That is wrong. What? Well, who's this supposed to be?
It's Jay Schlad again. What?
Him? Yeah. How's he on this?
That's his character. But or is like profile picture turned into an anime girl.
Oh, please. All right. You ready for the last round?
Yeah, I'm ready. Bring it on. This looks disgusting.
I'm full. You got to get a close up of this because it's like, it's like moving on its own a little bit.
Well, this is your final round and there are some familiar faces.
Ooh.
Oh, Prime is back. I mean, we tried this last time.
Prime was your top rated drink last time.
How will it compare with a different flavor and a new energy drink?
Kim K. Is that like Kim, that Kim K? Or is it a different Kim K?
You'll have to guess. Red Bull The Winter Edition.
Fig Apple. I mean, sure. Okay.
Zoa is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. I remember that from last time.
It tasted like absolute ass.
This one's not bad. Oh God.
It has aspartame in it. Yuck. Okay.
Well, it was really good up until I tasted the aspartame. Five.
Wait. Is it aspartame or the other one? Sucralose?
Is that? Sucralose one. Whatever.
Anything other than cane sugar tastes like butt. See you later, buddy.
All right. What do we got next here? Oh, okay.
So these are both Prime. All right. Let's try the two new.
These are two new Prime flavors. They're new to you. New to me.
Got it. Do you have to shake this? This seems like something you should shake.
Kind of looks like cum.
What? I don't make the rules. Ooh, I can't say that's my favorite flavor of this.
Four.
Mmm. Tropical punch, though. Oh crap.
Is that our official sweetener again? Yeah.
I was ready to give it like an eight, maybe a six.
What are you using? Sucralose. You know, there it is again.
Bleh. Okay. Who's that by?
What? Prime's by Logan Paul. One of the Pauls.
KSI, though. What's Paul? KSI for sure.
No, no, Jake. Jake, it's Jake Paul. Right?
Oh, I don't know. No, it's one of the Pauls. Whatever, they're the same.
Which Paul is it? They're the same person. No, this is how you get out of putting it in your drink.
Is it Jake or is it Logan?
Damn it. I don't remember.
I've only sort of followed their careers. I've never watched one of their videos.
Logan. Is that your final answer?
Sure. You're correct. Yes, so good.
Well, that Madam Moon one is not very good. Okay, so this is just Red Bull, though, right?
Winter edition? I mean, if I normally drank Red Bull, I'd think this was great.
Not bad. I give it a six and a half.
Now, which one is Red Bull? What do you mean which one is Red Bull?
On the board. Oh, stop.
The only person we have left is this. Is that Kim Kardashian?
Or is there a different Kim K? Is that your final answer?
Well, all I have to do is say Kim K and I can't be wrong.
Well, you have to point out who they are on the board. The board's there.
Yeah, there. That's her. That's her.
But I don't know who that is. Is that Kim Kardashian?
It's actually an artificial. This person does not exist.
Oh, it's not a real person? No, that's Kim K. Come on.
Watch entertainment tonight once in a while. Well, no, I mean, she just doesn't normally look like that.
Is that new or old? I didn't make the board, but I assume it's new.
Is that a new picture? I didn't make the board either.
Who made the board? Nobody knows who made the board. Dennis, did you make the board?
I just dropped this up and it happened to be here.
Is that like AI generated? No, that's Kim K.
The person who made the board published a Google Kim Kardashian and then that photo came up.
Yeah, that's pomegranate sprite.
No, that's Kim Maid. Oh, sorry, Kim Maid.
It's artificially sweetened again. Cool.
Gross. Which one is this? It doesn't have any sweetener in it, apparently.
That doesn't make any sense unless there's like a new name for it that I'm not familiar with.
Oh, sucralose. There it is. I just couldn't see it.
Yeah. Okay. Not bad.
I can taste it, though. Can people stop putting sucralose in it? In things like, like, please.
It just kills the aftertaste. It's got that chemically aftertaste.
Oh, right. I'm supposed to rate it.
That one's a solid seven until the sucralose kicks in.
Like, if they were using cane sugar to sweeten it, it'd be delicious.
You know that they haven't used cane sugar and stuff for like 20 years, right?
They do in Mexico. We're not in Mexico. Well, maybe we should go to Mexico.
Sponsored by Mexico.
Oh, it reeks. My stomach is...
Well, it's basically this.
That should give you some idea. But with more stuff.
With hot sauce. I do know how to use the splinter. Okay.
After you, sir. So, first things first.
I'm the realist. Am I right? English-speaking fans?
Where are you at? My icky heads? You got a crowd here.
This is crazy. Why me?
Why'd you point me out of everyone's belly? Well, Vance has to be here.
No power. Call him. I can't say anything.
He won't say anything back. What?
Okay, so, Belle. That smell.
Yeah. Yeah, it's that. So, you sure?
You sure you want to drink any of this? Yeah, I'll name how many tips I'll take.
You take them, and then I'll drink after. Uh-huh.
He's very warm. He's very warm. Oh, God.
That is extremely unpleasant. No, no, no, no.
Oh.
We got to chew it. Yeah, you didn't finish your glass.
Don't work.
Why do you want to do it? Thanks so much for watching while you're drinking it. Thank you so much for watching.
And thanks to all my friends in the influencer community for, uh...
I don't know, these products. Ooh, crickets.