{"video_id":"fp_RpBFb8D5bH","title":"Ranking the Hottest Hot Sauces","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2024-05-17T19:32:00.023Z","duration_s":2050,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.64,"text":"What's up gamers? Our job today is to figure out what's the hottest hot sauce","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.64,"end_s":6.8,"text":"to punish Linus with the most tomorrow's stream.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.8,"end_s":10.72,"text":"There's a missing word there, but I don't care. Most of these shouldn't be too bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.72,"end_s":14.4,"text":"I know that last dab isn't too bad. I've had the easier version of de bomb","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.4,"end_s":18.28,"text":"which is what we did on the stream last time. This is apparently more than twice as hot","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.28,"end_s":22.6,"text":"and that was already a bad time. This is a bit of a wild card. It's got a high Scoville rating,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.6,"end_s":26.8,"text":"but it's just kind of a random hot sauce I got for five bucks. So I don't think it's gonna be too spicy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.88,"end_s":30.84,"text":"Mad Dog is apparently similar to the last de bomb","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":30.84,"end_s":35.96,"text":"and then we have dried Carolina Reaper. If you don't know, Carolina Reaper for a long time","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":35.96,"end_s":39.36,"text":"was the hottest pepper on the entire planet. It's been surpassed by Pepper X,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":39.36,"end_s":44.64,"text":"but this one, the peppers, when they're fresh, are about 1.5 million to 2 million Scoville,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":44.64,"end_s":48.96,"text":"peaking at I believe 2.2 million. I found this when I was looking for hot sauce","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":48.96,"end_s":53.0,"text":"and based on my research, when you dry peppers or chilies,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":53.0,"end_s":56.92,"text":"they get spicier. So I'm a little bit anxious because I don't really know what to expect with this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":56.92,"end_s":61.64,"text":"I've always wanted to try Carolina Reaper, but now that it's dried, it's just kind of a wild card.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":61.64,"end_s":65.32,"text":"It might be, you know, not so bad. Maybe it's gonna like have lost all its spiciness.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":65.32,"end_s":69.12,"text":"It'll land somewhere in the middle or maybe I'm gonna be sick for the next three days","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":69.12,"end_s":73.4,"text":"and we're gonna find out today. First up is the last dab.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.4,"end_s":77.4,"text":"And this is the old version that comes with the Truth or Dab board game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.4,"end_s":82.04,"text":"It was actually cheaper and easier to get the board game than it was to get a whole bottle of the current stuff.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":82.04,"end_s":86.76,"text":"And so this is rated at around 1 million or 2 million,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":86.76,"end_s":92.78,"text":"but because it's mashed, not extract, it's not nearly as spicy in terms of experience, apparently.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":92.78,"end_s":96.52,"text":"But I'm anxious and I'm already sweating and I don't want to do this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":96.52,"end_s":100.12,"text":"Oh yeah, people should know, how good are you with like hot stuff? I'm medium.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":100.12,"end_s":104.64,"text":"So I put hot sauce on everything, but it's generally, you know, like chalupa or Valentina.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.64,"end_s":108.82,"text":"I do have spicier hot sauces at home, but I generally have to be in the mood","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":108.82,"end_s":114.08,"text":"for a little bit of burn. I think the way that the game works is you're asked a question, either a truth or a dare.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":114.08,"end_s":118.72,"text":"And if you don't want to do it, you have to take hot sauce. We're going to switch it up and no matter what happens,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":118.72,"end_s":123.92,"text":"you have to take a hot sauce. What's one memory you'd like to forget forever?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":123.92,"end_s":127.56,"text":"I was telling someone about this the other day, so it's fresh in my mind.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":127.56,"end_s":131.12,"text":"The day that I did an interview here,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":131.12,"end_s":135.68,"text":"we had Wendell from level one texts as a guest for one of the videos, but I didn't know who he was.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":135.68,"end_s":140.64,"text":"I'm not that plugged into the tech space. So I'm sitting there waiting for my interview and I'm like, hey man, you here for an interview too?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":140.64,"end_s":145.44,"text":"And he just looks at me weird. And it's one of those things I'm sure he's never thought about in his entire life,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.44,"end_s":148.84,"text":"but I think about probably once a month. He actually mentioned that at LTX.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":148.84,"end_s":152.52,"text":"No. Yeah, he saw you. He was like, that's the guy who thought I was working for you. Shut up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":154.92,"end_s":159.08,"text":"It's not bad actually, like, I get hiccups. It begins.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":159.08,"end_s":161.24,"text":"It's always started. Oh, shit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.36,"end_s":166.12,"text":"Oh, are you in water? That was so quick.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":167.6,"end_s":172.76,"text":"Are you okay? Oh, that's a level one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":177.68,"end_s":182.28,"text":"So it's very spicy. My weakness is I get hiccups.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":182.28,"end_s":185.64,"text":"No matter what, like from a jalapeno.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":185.64,"end_s":189.68,"text":"Something that's not actually that spicy. That's a little spice.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":189.68,"end_s":194.6,"text":"That on the right day, I would choose to put that on something. Okay. It's actually not, it's spicy and I know it looks worse","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":194.6,"end_s":198.76,"text":"because I'm sweating and hiccuping, but I'm telling you, I hiccup no matter what","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":198.76,"end_s":205.56,"text":"with the spiciness, but it's not that bad. It's mildly uncomfortable, but it's not too bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":205.56,"end_s":210.56,"text":"Here, turn. I don't hiccup. The last time we did a spice challenge,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":210.56,"end_s":215.68,"text":"I got a nose bleed. What? So I guess maybe that'll happen again.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":215.68,"end_s":218.84,"text":"I also am a medium enjoyer of hot sauce.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":218.84,"end_s":222.88,"text":"I put hot sauce and stuff at home. Wait, so you're a good hot sauce. I do like the challenges.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":222.88,"end_s":227.12,"text":"So I don't usually like the taste of hot sauce. I don't put on a lot of food and if I do, it's like fruity stuff, but I like taking","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":227.12,"end_s":230.16,"text":"like the one chip challenge, you know, doing spoonfuls of hot stuff.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":236.08,"end_s":239.32,"text":"That is good. Yeah, it's not too spicy. 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And so, doesn't really work,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":263.56,"end_s":266.96,"text":"what's capi's case in is fat soluble, not water soluble.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":266.96,"end_s":270.86,"text":"So it's sort of a general indication of how spicy things are gonna be,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":270.86,"end_s":275.68,"text":"but there's definitely things that are 100,000 Scoville that are way spicier than things that are several million.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":275.68,"end_s":278.76,"text":"So. You're getting real bold of these pores.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":280.88,"end_s":284.4,"text":"Look, I'm gonna make Linus do this tomorrow. There's no way he's doing that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":284.4,"end_s":289.68,"text":"No, no, no, but I need to make sure that it's safe. I know that he's a lot less spice tolerant.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.68,"end_s":294.2,"text":"I don't think we're gonna do that one. What was the last time you ghosted someone?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":294.2,"end_s":297.32,"text":"Right now. I'm not eating that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":297.32,"end_s":300.84,"text":"I didn't eat it like that. I'm not eating that. I'm not eating that. Let's do it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":305.68,"end_s":309.72,"text":"Another tasty one. That's really tasty. There's not spicy at all though.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":309.72,"end_s":312.8,"text":"Like it's, there's heat, but it's less spicy","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":312.8,"end_s":316.28,"text":"than the Last Ab. I agree. That is very tasty though.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":316.28,"end_s":319.48,"text":"Next we have Mad Dog Silver. So there's an original yellow bottle.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":319.48,"end_s":323.12,"text":"There's a silver one. And then there's like a high concentrate one. When I went to the store,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":323.12,"end_s":327.08,"text":"this is the spiciest one I could find. And it's supposed to be very painful.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":327.08,"end_s":332.48,"text":"And depending on who you ask online, it's as hot or hotter than the bomb.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":332.48,"end_s":337.56,"text":"That's why we're doing this ranking. We need to know what the order is so that I can punish Linus in the proper way.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":340.2,"end_s":343.36,"text":"Yeah, that's a dark red. That doesn't look like a taste good red. No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":343.36,"end_s":347.28,"text":"Well, yeah, you can tell. So apparently the bomb is just extract.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.28,"end_s":350.48,"text":"That's why it tastes so bad. This is a little lighter.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":350.48,"end_s":354.12,"text":"So it probably has some, it has vinegar. Vinegar is this first ingredient.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":354.12,"end_s":357.96,"text":"Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":357.96,"end_s":361.04,"text":"Pour some of that out. Ah, f*** it, whatever.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":361.04,"end_s":366.64,"text":"Can't be that bad, right? Ha ha ha ha ha. What is your biggest fear in life?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":366.64,"end_s":371.32,"text":"I think like simple fear is probably heights. Like I freeze when I get to heights.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":371.32,"end_s":374.84,"text":"But real like vulnerable. 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It's so sweet.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":399.92,"end_s":403.32,"text":"I'm probably shouldn't have switched around my mouth,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":403.32,"end_s":406.32,"text":"but it tasted really good. It tastes really good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":406.32,"end_s":407.28,"text":"The heat's coming.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":410.8,"end_s":415.48,"text":"The heat is coming. Yeah. I think it's less spicy than the last ab.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":415.48,"end_s":420.04,"text":"It's like a creeper basically. Yeah, it's still, it's still building. Like now it's at the back of my throat.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":420.04,"end_s":424.2,"text":"Or like- It's still not the high of the last ab though. Yeah. It's definitely spicier than the Melinda.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":424.2,"end_s":428.0,"text":"And it's more well-rounded. I think that's the best tasting one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":428.0,"end_s":432.36,"text":"And it's like, my full mouth got coated. I mean, I did take a lot of it. Yeah, I switched it around a lot.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":433.52,"end_s":436.56,"text":"And it tastes good, but the last ab is definitely the most unpleasant so far.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":438.52,"end_s":439.96,"text":"Now we're into the bad ones.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":441.92,"end_s":442.76,"text":"Are you excited?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":445.4,"end_s":449.0,"text":"I can't wait for the ice cream. Oh yeah, about that. Oh, you brought some, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":449.0,"end_s":451.4,"text":"Oh no. Deque run.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":452.84,"end_s":458.8,"text":"So what's the scoreboard ring of this one? This one's only is less. It's a 321.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":458.8,"end_s":462.24,"text":"But Scoville is a lie. The one that killed Linus last time,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":462.24,"end_s":465.32,"text":"and I've had that is very, very spicy, is about half the scope of reading this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":465.32,"end_s":471.4,"text":"This is like their more intense version. Oh good. I think the bomb is what made my nose bleed last time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":471.4,"end_s":474.6,"text":"It was either this or something deeper in scent. I think I need to take it easy on the amount","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":474.6,"end_s":477.92,"text":"I've been taking, my tummy's hurting. Tum-tum.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":477.92,"end_s":481.04,"text":"My tum-tum-tum. Are you sure you can do the canopy for it? I'm worried.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":481.04,"end_s":485.12,"text":"I'm getting a little worried, okay. Just give it to Robert only.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":486.76,"end_s":491.28,"text":"Yeah, Robert, it's gonna be our non-spicy representative.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":491.28,"end_s":496.08,"text":"Okay, let's see. I'm not doing more than this. No, that's, oh my God, I can't even see it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":496.08,"end_s":500.44,"text":"You're getting shamed by Sammy. Oh, there it is, okay. No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":500.44,"end_s":503.84,"text":"After that money, I wouldn't do that much either, at least. You have ice cream?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":503.84,"end_s":508.8,"text":"Yeah. Okay, cool. My tummy is hurting, though. I think she got ice cream for me too, that's cool.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":508.8,"end_s":512.52,"text":"Let's see, how much are you getting? How's your tummy feeling, though? Not great.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":512.52,"end_s":517.64,"text":"I don't think it's as bad, but it's definitely not as good. I feel fine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":517.64,"end_s":521.04,"text":"Mouth is still hot. Ice cream break.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":521.04,"end_s":524.04,"text":"Where's mine? I'm gonna make a- Were you even trying to hot sauce?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":524.04,"end_s":525.84,"text":"No, I'm gonna make a float with red blood. No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":528.16,"end_s":529.72,"text":"Here, I'll just use my spoon.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":532.08,"end_s":535.88,"text":"I'm not supposed to be tolerant. 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I don't think I've ever had ice cream taste better","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":604.6,"end_s":605.44,"text":"in my entire-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":608.72,"end_s":610.4,"text":"You okay? Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":613.44,"end_s":615.92,"text":"That's not gonna help my tummy, but I don't want to stand up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":617.24,"end_s":620.6,"text":"Oh, yeah. Oh, oh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":622.52,"end_s":626.6,"text":"Wait, cut to black when he does that? No. Oh, I feel so much better now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":627.92,"end_s":631.28,"text":"Got the burps out? No, the burp. Oh, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":631.28,"end_s":634.8,"text":"I think there was some chemical reaction happening in my stomach that was not at the time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":634.8,"end_s":638.56,"text":"Just the smell is burning my throat. I thought it was so much tougher. David, you can tap out, David.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":638.56,"end_s":642.72,"text":"You can tap. No, we can't. How can I make Linus do it if I can't do it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":644.64,"end_s":648.64,"text":"We're gonna- I was originally just gonna take a little bite, but the risk of getting this on my lip,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":648.64,"end_s":652.0,"text":"my skin, and taking too much, too high.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":652.0,"end_s":655.44,"text":"Oh, smart. Oh, that's-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":655.44,"end_s":657.6,"text":"Do you think the smallest crumb from there?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":658.76,"end_s":662.72,"text":"Oh, David. Okay, everyone, everyone call him a data trooper.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":662.72,"end_s":666.32,"text":"By the unitry? Do you chew it or do you swallow it whole? What's the strat here?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":666.32,"end_s":670.52,"text":"If you wanna maximize you chew and swish, but- You chew and swish?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":670.52,"end_s":674.6,"text":"I think I'm just gonna bite, bite, swallow. Is this my bit?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":674.6,"end_s":675.76,"text":"You can cut it smaller.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":680.48,"end_s":684.12,"text":"Ready? Oh, my God. David's doing it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":684.12,"end_s":684.96,"text":"Oh, my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":689.6,"end_s":698.92,"text":"I don't think it's that bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":698.92,"end_s":703.76,"text":"I think we need to do more. Yeah, I think you need part with the pepper.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":703.76,"end_s":707.36,"text":"Maybe we need something from the center. Is that too much? I think that might be a little too much.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":707.36,"end_s":713.24,"text":"No, it'll be fine. I think seeds are the worst part. Yeah, but- People eat these things in their entire days.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":713.24,"end_s":716.28,"text":"What's his name? That European guy?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":716.28,"end_s":719.84,"text":"Spicy close, hot close, sexy close? I can't remember his name.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":719.84,"end_s":724.72,"text":"Sexy close. Put him up here. He goes, he's funny.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":724.72,"end_s":727.12,"text":"He's good at spices. All right, whoa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":732.8,"end_s":737.96,"text":"It's not that spicy. You guys gotta keep going bigger.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":737.96,"end_s":744.48,"text":"Level up. Seed and a fair bit of flesh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":744.48,"end_s":748.44,"text":"Well, I wanna hear if it's too much before it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":748.44,"end_s":753.76,"text":"See, this is why you wait a brief moment before you take more. But he gets hiccups, though, he said.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":753.76,"end_s":758.88,"text":"It's not that bad. It's just hiccups. I don't want to take more because I'm worried about my tummy,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":758.88,"end_s":763.4,"text":"but it's actually not that spicy. Now, let's call in our guy who's bad at hot sauce","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":763.4,"end_s":767.32,"text":"to try out all of them. We almost got spicy. Hi, Robert.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":767.32,"end_s":772.52,"text":"That's the confidence building. How brave are you feeling today, Robert?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":772.52,"end_s":777.64,"text":"In the last five minutes, I've become a lot less confident than I was when I was first asked.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":777.64,"end_s":781.08,"text":"Yeah, Robert was volunteer. He volunteered.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":781.08,"end_s":786.52,"text":"I want everyone to know. I may regret that decision now. Carolina Reaper's like, that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":786.52,"end_s":789.64,"text":"Oh, is it building?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":789.64,"end_s":792.84,"text":"That's one I've heard of. So that one I might just already just say","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":792.84,"end_s":796.44,"text":"I might avoid that one. What's your hot sauce level?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":796.44,"end_s":800.4,"text":"I still really like hot sauce. So I don't put it on much of anything at all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":800.4,"end_s":804.0,"text":"My girlfriend's a big hot sauce person. She's tried to get me to try some stuff.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":804.0,"end_s":806.88,"text":"Do you want pain or more pain?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":808.6,"end_s":812.28,"text":"Dude, off topic. David was just so stupid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":812.28,"end_s":817.96,"text":"I'm all for it, man. David's a great professional on camera, but he's just eating.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":817.96,"end_s":822.04,"text":"So it's just like take a little bit on the spoon, and then.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":822.04,"end_s":825.64,"text":"Swish around. Oh, brother.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":825.64,"end_s":830.88,"text":"I'll try not to do just anything. We'll start with that, and we'll see where my tolerance actually is.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":834.56,"end_s":836.56,"text":"That's a lot quicker and more than I was expecting.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":838.64,"end_s":839.64,"text":"Oh, boy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":843.64,"end_s":846.64,"text":"That's the lowest. Oh, no, I'm in trouble. You're getting brain red.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":848.64,"end_s":851.64,"text":"Oh, it's already turning red. I think just from being nervous about it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":851.64,"end_s":854.64,"text":"But what is this called?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":854.64,"end_s":856.64,"text":"This sauce will blow you away.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":859.64,"end_s":862.64,"text":"This is really boosting my confidence.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":868.64,"end_s":870.64,"text":"The funeral of David.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":872.64,"end_s":875.64,"text":"That's even more than I was wanting, but this alone would be more hot sauce","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":875.64,"end_s":877.64,"text":"than I probably had in the last, like, 10 years.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":879.64,"end_s":881.64,"text":"I just, I don't do hot sauce.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":882.64,"end_s":884.64,"text":"You're allowed to call it quits whenever you want.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":885.64,"end_s":890.64,"text":"Well, we'll try to at least get through a couple, and then we'll tap out for the rest of the day.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":891.64,"end_s":892.64,"text":"Oh, brother.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":897.64,"end_s":904.64,"text":"Don't like the taste of it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":904.64,"end_s":907.64,"text":"Oh, really? I like that one a lot. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":907.64,"end_s":908.64,"text":"That one's a whew.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":912.64,"end_s":914.64,"text":"Oh, God. Are you OK?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":915.64,"end_s":918.64,"text":"Really don't like the taste of that one. I should have waited till the end of the day,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":918.64,"end_s":919.64,"text":"so I could have gone home.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":922.64,"end_s":925.64,"text":"He's done it for a day. As much as I want to say it, I'm going to try another one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":925.64,"end_s":929.64,"text":"I don't want to get to that, and I think I'll probably work it off than you are, so...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":930.64,"end_s":934.64,"text":"I might just leave it at the two, and that might be enough for me. Yeah, for him, it was the Carolina Reaper,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":934.64,"end_s":935.64,"text":"I think, that fully f**ked him up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":937.64,"end_s":939.64,"text":"If the second one's going to f**k you up, the third one is a big jump up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":940.64,"end_s":943.64,"text":"Yeah, as much as I want to try it,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":943.64,"end_s":946.64,"text":"I need to work for the rest of the day, so no.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":946.64,"end_s":950.64,"text":"Leave me two. Yeah, Shrawl just mixed everything, apparently.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":951.64,"end_s":953.64,"text":"Yeah, a little beautiful gradient of...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":954.64,"end_s":956.64,"text":"bathroom destruction.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":961.64,"end_s":962.64,"text":"It's pretty hot.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":966.64,"end_s":969.64,"text":"It hasn't kicked in yet, but...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":971.64,"end_s":974.64,"text":"He's going to take it like a champ, and then we'll be going on the second one, going, nah, I'm...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":974.64,"end_s":975.64,"text":"Cut, cut, cut.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":977.64,"end_s":980.64,"text":"I'm joking. It's not bad. Boo, boring.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":980.64,"end_s":983.64,"text":"I mean, like, it's hot. Like, what do you want me to say?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":983.64,"end_s":985.64,"text":"Like, I'll go for the camera.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":989.64,"end_s":990.64,"text":"Oh, boy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":993.64,"end_s":994.64,"text":"Wait, is this real?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":997.64,"end_s":1000.64,"text":"Nah, I'm chilling, bro. I'm chilling, that's...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1000.64,"end_s":1010.64,"text":"Oh, it's raising. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's at 107 now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1011.64,"end_s":1015.64,"text":"Thanks for watching, guys. If you like hot sauce stuff, you can watch the other video we did","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1015.64,"end_s":1016.64,"text":"before this one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1022.64,"end_s":1024.64,"text":"Bye, David. Goodbye.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"What's up gamers? Our job today is to figure out what's the hottest hot sauce to punish Linus with the most tomorrow's stream. There's a missing word there, but I don't care. Most of these shouldn't be too bad. I know that last dab isn't too bad. I've had the easier version of de bomb which is what we did on the stream last time. This is apparently more than twice as hot and that was already a bad time. This is a bit of a wild card. It's got a high Scoville rating, but it's just kind of a random hot sauce I got for five bucks. So I don't think it's gonna be too spicy. Mad Dog is apparently similar to the last de bomb and then we have dried Carolina Reaper. If you don't know, Carolina Reaper for a long time was the hottest pepper on the entire planet. It's been surpassed by Pepper X, but this one, the peppers, when they're fresh, are about 1.5 million to 2 million Scoville, peaking at I believe 2.2 million. I found this when I was looking for hot sauce and based on my research, when you dry peppers or chilies, they get spicier. So I'm a little bit anxious because I don't really know what to expect with this. I've always wanted to try Carolina Reaper, but now that it's dried, it's just kind of a wild card. It might be, you know, not so bad. Maybe it's gonna like have lost all its spiciness. It'll land somewhere in the middle or maybe I'm gonna be sick for the next three days and we're gonna find out today. First up is the last dab. And this is the old version that comes with the Truth or Dab board game. It was actually cheaper and easier to get the board game than it was to get a whole bottle of the current stuff. And so this is rated at around 1 million or 2 million, but because it's mashed, not extract, it's not nearly as spicy in terms of experience, apparently. But I'm anxious and I'm already sweating and I don't want to do this. Oh yeah, people should know, how good are you with like hot stuff? I'm medium. So I put hot sauce on everything, but it's generally, you know, like chalupa or Valentina. I do have spicier hot sauces at home, but I generally have to be in the mood for a little bit of burn. I think the way that the game works is you're asked a question, either a truth or a dare. And if you don't want to do it, you have to take hot sauce. We're going to switch it up and no matter what happens, you have to take a hot sauce. What's one memory you'd like to forget forever? I was telling someone about this the other day, so it's fresh in my mind. The day that I did an interview here, we had Wendell from level one texts as a guest for one of the videos, but I didn't know who he was. I'm not that plugged into the tech space. So I'm sitting there waiting for my interview and I'm like, hey man, you here for an interview too? And he just looks at me weird. And it's one of those things I'm sure he's never thought about in his entire life, but I think about probably once a month. He actually mentioned that at LTX. No. Yeah, he saw you. He was like, that's the guy who thought I was working for you. Shut up. It's not bad actually, like, I get hiccups. It begins. It's always started. Oh, shit. Oh, are you in water? That was so quick. Are you okay? Oh, that's a level one. So it's very spicy. My weakness is I get hiccups. No matter what, like from a jalapeno. Something that's not actually that spicy. That's a little spice. That on the right day, I would choose to put that on something. Okay. It's actually not, it's spicy and I know it looks worse because I'm sweating and hiccuping, but I'm telling you, I hiccup no matter what with the spiciness, but it's not that bad. It's mildly uncomfortable, but it's not too bad. Here, turn. I don't hiccup. The last time we did a spice challenge, I got a nose bleed. What? So I guess maybe that'll happen again. I also am a medium enjoyer of hot sauce. I put hot sauce and stuff at home. Wait, so you're a good hot sauce. I do like the challenges. So I don't usually like the taste of hot sauce. I don't put on a lot of food and if I do, it's like fruity stuff, but I like taking like the one chip challenge, you know, doing spoonfuls of hot stuff. That is good. Yeah, it's not too spicy. No, it tastes really good. I have a feeling the Carolina Reaper is gonna be, I don't think we should, I don't think you should do the Carolina Reaper. Oh yeah, well, I'm gonna keep it a buck 50. You should not do that. This one online said two million. On the bottle, it says one million Scoville, which is pretty similar to what Last Ab is, but Scoville is a really flawed rating. Basically, it's a rating of how much you'd have to dilute it in water before you stop tasting the spicy. And so, doesn't really work, what's capi's case in is fat soluble, not water soluble. So it's sort of a general indication of how spicy things are gonna be, but there's definitely things that are 100,000 Scoville that are way spicier than things that are several million. So. You're getting real bold of these pores. Look, I'm gonna make Linus do this tomorrow. There's no way he's doing that. No, no, no, but I need to make sure that it's safe. I know that he's a lot less spice tolerant. I don't think we're gonna do that one. What was the last time you ghosted someone? Right now. I'm not eating that. I didn't eat it like that. I'm not eating that. I'm not eating that. Let's do it. Another tasty one. That's really tasty. There's not spicy at all though. Like it's, there's heat, but it's less spicy than the Last Ab. I agree. That is very tasty though. Next we have Mad Dog Silver. So there's an original yellow bottle. There's a silver one. And then there's like a high concentrate one. When I went to the store, this is the spiciest one I could find. And it's supposed to be very painful. And depending on who you ask online, it's as hot or hotter than the bomb. That's why we're doing this ranking. We need to know what the order is so that I can punish Linus in the proper way. Yeah, that's a dark red. That doesn't look like a taste good red. No. Well, yeah, you can tell. So apparently the bomb is just extract. That's why it tastes so bad. This is a little lighter. So it probably has some, it has vinegar. Vinegar is this first ingredient. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh my God. Pour some of that out. Ah, f*** it, whatever. Can't be that bad, right? Ha ha ha ha ha. What is your biggest fear in life? I think like simple fear is probably heights. Like I freeze when I get to heights. But real like vulnerable. Hot sauce is basically a truth serum. It's realizing that everyone thinks I'm a fake. That like all of a sudden you like look back at yourself, you see yourself clear and you're like, the person I thought I was or I was putting out is something entirely different than what people perceive. And then you wake up one day and realize that you're like just a f***ing loser. That's my worst fear. Amen, I'll drink to that. Oh my God. It's so sweet. I'm probably shouldn't have switched around my mouth, but it tasted really good. It tastes really good. The heat's coming. The heat is coming. Yeah. I think it's less spicy than the last ab. It's like a creeper basically. Yeah, it's still, it's still building. Like now it's at the back of my throat. Or like- It's still not the high of the last ab though. Yeah. It's definitely spicier than the Melinda. And it's more well-rounded. I think that's the best tasting one. And it's like, my full mouth got coated. I mean, I did take a lot of it. Yeah, I switched it around a lot. And it tastes good, but the last ab is definitely the most unpleasant so far. Now we're into the bad ones. Are you excited? I can't wait for the ice cream. Oh yeah, about that. Oh, you brought some, right? Oh no. Deque run. So what's the scoreboard ring of this one? This one's only is less. It's a 321. But Scoville is a lie. The one that killed Linus last time, and I've had that is very, very spicy, is about half the scope of reading this. This is like their more intense version. Oh good. I think the bomb is what made my nose bleed last time. It was either this or something deeper in scent. I think I need to take it easy on the amount I've been taking, my tummy's hurting. Tum-tum. My tum-tum-tum. Are you sure you can do the canopy for it? I'm worried. I'm getting a little worried, okay. Just give it to Robert only. Yeah, Robert, it's gonna be our non-spicy representative. Okay, let's see. I'm not doing more than this. No, that's, oh my God, I can't even see it. You're getting shamed by Sammy. Oh, there it is, okay. No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay. After that money, I wouldn't do that much either, at least. You have ice cream? Yeah. Okay, cool. My tummy is hurting, though. I think she got ice cream for me too, that's cool. Let's see, how much are you getting? How's your tummy feeling, though? Not great. I don't think it's as bad, but it's definitely not as good. I feel fine. Mouth is still hot. Ice cream break. Where's mine? I'm gonna make a- Were you even trying to hot sauce? No, I'm gonna make a float with red blood. No! Here, I'll just use my spoon. I'm not supposed to be tolerant. So this is gonna actually be worse than the hot sauce. You got hot sauce? The combination of lactose and hot sauce is gonna be a disaster later. Nope. We can only have one best friend. Tell us who yours is. You. Mine's a you float plain. That's not hot sauce. If you eat hot sauce, I just said that, that would be good. I did. Well, you didn't. Look at my spoon, it's empty. I just ate it with the ice cream, no. Did you actually? Oh, what the heck, you cheated. You can see it's a the- That was easy. It's still spicy. Dude, David looks like he's- David doesn't wanna do this shoot no more. That is spicy. You wanna stop it? Give me something, David. No. Oh, you wanna do the Carolina Reaper? If you think you can't do it, I wanna do it. I can do it. I can do it. That's spicy. That's spicy. That's one of the spiciest, so I think. I put the smallest amount and it's like, that's a lot. Yeah, I think I would be fine if I hadn't put so much of that in one. Yeah, that would have a lot of- I think it's just like, my tummy's not meant to have that much. The word tummy is so funny. It's such a cute word. W. My tummy. My tub tub. I don't think I've ever had ice cream taste better in my entire- You okay? Yeah. That's not gonna help my tummy, but I don't want to stand up. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh. Wait, cut to black when he does that? No. Oh, I feel so much better now. Got the burps out? No, the burp. Oh, yeah. I think there was some chemical reaction happening in my stomach that was not at the time. Just the smell is burning my throat. I thought it was so much tougher. David, you can tap out, David. You can tap. No, we can't. How can I make Linus do it if I can't do it? We're gonna- I was originally just gonna take a little bite, but the risk of getting this on my lip, my skin, and taking too much, too high. Oh, smart. Oh, that's- Do you think the smallest crumb from there? Oh, David. Okay, everyone, everyone call him a data trooper. By the unitry? Do you chew it or do you swallow it whole? What's the strat here? If you wanna maximize you chew and swish, but- You chew and swish? I think I'm just gonna bite, bite, swallow. Is this my bit? You can cut it smaller. Ready? Oh, my God. David's doing it. Oh, my God. I don't think it's that bad. I think we need to do more. Yeah, I think you need part with the pepper. Maybe we need something from the center. Is that too much? I think that might be a little too much. No, it'll be fine. I think seeds are the worst part. Yeah, but- People eat these things in their entire days. What's his name? That European guy? Spicy close, hot close, sexy close? I can't remember his name. Sexy close. Put him up here. He goes, he's funny. He's good at spices. All right, whoa. It's not that spicy. You guys gotta keep going bigger. Level up. Seed and a fair bit of flesh. Well, I wanna hear if it's too much before it. See, this is why you wait a brief moment before you take more. But he gets hiccups, though, he said. It's not that bad. It's just hiccups. I don't want to take more because I'm worried about my tummy, but it's actually not that spicy. Now, let's call in our guy who's bad at hot sauce to try out all of them. We almost got spicy. Hi, Robert. That's the confidence building. How brave are you feeling today, Robert? In the last five minutes, I've become a lot less confident than I was when I was first asked. Yeah, Robert was volunteer. He volunteered. I want everyone to know. I may regret that decision now. Carolina Reaper's like, that. Oh, is it building? That's one I've heard of. So that one I might just already just say I might avoid that one. What's your hot sauce level? I still really like hot sauce. So I don't put it on much of anything at all. My girlfriend's a big hot sauce person. She's tried to get me to try some stuff. Do you want pain or more pain? Dude, off topic. David was just so stupid. I'm all for it, man. David's a great professional on camera, but he's just eating. So it's just like take a little bit on the spoon, and then. Swish around. Oh, brother. I'll try not to do just anything. We'll start with that, and we'll see where my tolerance actually is. That's a lot quicker and more than I was expecting. Oh, boy. That's the lowest. Oh, no, I'm in trouble. You're getting brain red. Oh, it's already turning red. I think just from being nervous about it. But what is this called? This sauce will blow you away. This is really boosting my confidence. The funeral of David. That's even more than I was wanting, but this alone would be more hot sauce than I probably had in the last, like, 10 years. I just, I don't do hot sauce. You're allowed to call it quits whenever you want. Well, we'll try to at least get through a couple, and then we'll tap out for the rest of the day. Oh, brother. Don't like the taste of it. Oh, really? I like that one a lot. Yeah. That one's a whew. Oh, God. Are you OK? Really don't like the taste of that one. I should have waited till the end of the day, so I could have gone home. He's done it for a day. As much as I want to say it, I'm going to try another one. I don't want to get to that, and I think I'll probably work it off than you are, so... I might just leave it at the two, and that might be enough for me. Yeah, for him, it was the Carolina Reaper, I think, that fully f**ked him up. If the second one's going to f**k you up, the third one is a big jump up. Yeah, as much as I want to try it, I need to work for the rest of the day, so no. Leave me two. Yeah, Shrawl just mixed everything, apparently. Yeah, a little beautiful gradient of... bathroom destruction. It's pretty hot. It hasn't kicked in yet, but... He's going to take it like a champ, and then we'll be going on the second one, going, nah, I'm... Cut, cut, cut. I'm joking. It's not bad. Boo, boring. I mean, like, it's hot. Like, what do you want me to say? Like, I'll go for the camera. Oh, boy. Wait, is this real? Nah, I'm chilling, bro. I'm chilling, that's... Oh, it's raising. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's at 107 now. Thanks for watching, guys. If you like hot sauce stuff, you can watch the other video we did before this one. Bye, David. Goodbye."}