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So, in the writer's fridge, we have the bomb.

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And Sam. Hey. Why are you... Why did you want to try this?

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Because why not? I'm questioning my existence there, so...

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Yeah. If I survive, yeah. You said you had a pretty high spice tolerance, so, right?

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I... I would like to think that I do, but...

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There's only one way to find out, so... I'm not gonna do spoonful just...

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I've seen Linus... Um, crying after this.

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I'm not gonna do it, because I literally got to work right after this. What's the spiciest thing you've ever had?

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A bunch of habanero spices. Habanero? Yeah. Okay, I mean, habanero is pretty spicy, but...

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I think that's maybe, like, five times as spicy. Something like that.

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Lemme... Lemme smell that. Okay, okay.

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So, are you guys familiar with the bomb? Yes. The hot sauce? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm not familiar with it, and I've never had it, but...

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I'm not familiar with it, and I've heard of it. Yeah, Sam.

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I don't know. I just wanna try it. You just wanna try it?

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Just wanna try it. Okay. Thank you. I wanna watch.

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Yo, that makes me question myself, but... You know what? Let's do it.

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Oh, that's a lot. You need more than that. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, wait.

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That's more than that. Do not, not a... Should I do more?

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Listen, listen, Sam. You gotta work the rest of the day, right?

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Yeah, that's the thing, yeah. Okay, okay. Do you have milk or anything?

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We don't have milk, right? It's about a weird thing, origin.

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We don't have milk. We don't have milk, yeah. So, I'm Australian.

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So, you just keep the bomb casually in the fridge. I don't, I don't know why.

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And no, no milk. Don't you think someone would have intrusive thoughts about it? You're stalling, Sam.

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You're stalling. Okay. Let's go. Okay, okay.

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All right, yeah. Do you wanna countdown? That's fine.

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I suppose that... Is it that big of a deal? No, right? It's not that, it's not that.

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Okay. Let's go.

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What will we clean the spoon?

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Tastes good. I remember it tasted pretty good. It tastes good, like just like the spices.

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Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Oh, what?

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No, it's fine. I got it. Yeah, sure. I got another spoon. No, I don't want the same spoon.

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No, what's your... Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. No, what's your spice tolerance, though?

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Uh, I'd like to say good, but I have never tested it.

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So, I don't... Okay. It's gonna start creeping in, though. A few?

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That's so much. Is that too much? I tried it just now. I'm pretty sure that this batch of it...

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How much is this as much as you did, or is this less? I think it's just as much.

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I think this batch of it is actually weaker than typically.

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Well, I'll just put it up before I do. Yeah. See, now that I'm sitting in your position,

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I am like, is this gonna be really hot? Look, taste isn't the issue.

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It's the heat? Yeah. Let's find out if it's just a weak batch or...

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Okay. Of course, tongue down. Yeah, that's... That's insane.

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It's definitely hot, but like... Wait a sec.

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Give it like five seconds. It's not killing me.

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Really? I can feel the sweat coming in, though.

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I'm gonna sweat here. How do you? You trust me?

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Or is it? Okay. What the...

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It's not too bad. Really? Why do I feel like I can do more?

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Don't force yourself. Get back.

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It is hot, but...

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It's not as hot as I thought it would be.

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I can feel it. I can feel it.

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It's like... It's not hot in my mouth, though. It's like...

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It's hot, though. I can't say it's not hot.

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I haven't had water, so... I'm surviving. It's not making me tear up.

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Yet. Yet.

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Can you... Matthew, Matthew?

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It's already subsiding, though. Like, it's already so... You gotta go ahead.

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Yeah. You're gonna feel it. That's true, right? It feels all...

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It's been true. Man, in my experience, it was like... It wasn't too hot at first, but then it was like a slow burn.

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And it just, like, got worse and worse over time. But that might have just been because I'm drinking water,

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because I hear that... I haven't had water. Right. Well, I hear that drinking water actually makes the spice worse.

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Yeah, it's supposed to drink milk. Yeah. Like, anything.

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Stephen, are you doing it, too? It is, but it only means hot.

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Yeah, it's good.

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Oh, dude, that's... That's... That's a fair bit. Wait, uh...

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Wait, should I try more? I mean, if you want to...

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Wait, but you're just dipping... Gobi.

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No, this is different from the other batch I have.

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It's not so bad? No, not at all. It's, uh...

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It's very reliant on the seeds in it, as opposed to the extract it would have in it.

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Okay. Mitchell, are you going? Yes. The worst part of stuff that's spicy like this for me

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is the amount that my saliva glands get going.

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I just have to spit now. Really badly. You know what? It's gotten way worse since I started eating that.

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It was totally fine when it was just the hot sauce. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. As soon as you start... As soon as you start just massaging those taste buds,

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that's when the pain sets in. Using my mouth. Y'all are weak. It's not...

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I mean, you guys are handling this pretty well. Um, I don't know about you, but...

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As a kid, I'm feeling it. I just started eating this damn sandwich.

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Fair. Hey, maybe when you start eating my... I'm not like...

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I've definitely had spicier hot sauce though. Fair. You feeling okay?

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Yeah, I'm alright. It's still burning though. Yeah. It's like a...

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My throat's not burning anymore, just my tongue. Yeah. It's not steaming.

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It's just hot. I mean, that's good. Steven, how are you feeling? Oh! We're burning!

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We're burning! Oh, we're so weak man!

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My lower week is not... I'm not well.

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I'm not well. Definitely slower. How about you? How are you feeling?

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I don't think I don't feel too much on. It's... Yeah. I can feel it.

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Right, right. I definitely can feel it. He is spitting so much!

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He's standing outside and spitting the...

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Okay. It's fair to say who's the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I think you took it. I think you took it.

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Steven, you good? Oh, we're so weak. You're sweating.

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How much did you... So weak! How much did you have?

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He had less than me. I only have a spoonful. I'm not well, man.

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No, I can only help you. His spoonful had some big chunks of seed in it, though.

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Oh! It's the seeds where the oil lives. Sorry, I forgot a spoonful.

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I had like a dot. Yeah, yeah, he had a chunky spoonful.

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He just... Why the f*** would you do that? I haven't paid enough for this.

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I'm gonna put my hand in the freezer.

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Oh, my God. I've been worse.

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Just so you know, it's not a f***. It's not a f***, it's not a f***.

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It's gonna be cool. I'm just like having a great time.

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You're an absurd idiot. Okay, back to the water.

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Tanked it. Maybe you got more seeds this time? I don't know.

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Are you feeling okay? I know you're dying. You're gonna have to be totally fine.

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Yeah, I don't know. It's like using your mouth is way more difficult after doing that.

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Yeah.

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That's where the spice is coming from. It didn't hit me until I started eating.

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So it's like, it's like... I should eat something to see...

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I didn't feel it until I started like... Maybe it was when I drank, actually.

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Oh, that might be it. It might have been when I drank. Yeah, yeah. It really helps that I've got a heavily creamed coffee here.

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That helps. I don't think Steven's having much success.

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Are you supposed to be able to feel your tongue? Just like usually?

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So it's a thing. I can't feel more. Like I can't feel it at all.

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Is that like normal? All I know is I walked in, there was a camera on.

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People were doing things and I have an insatiable knee for attention.

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Now I just need to spit all the time.

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Yo, you good? I'm gonna go reconsider my life choices now.

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I'll be back eventually. How about with the chips?

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Is that okay? If I don't think it's better, actually.

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You're really chomping at it, huh? I'm telling you, it's flying up.

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Yeah, I don't know where Steven went.

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Oh, he's on a spirit journey. Yeah, that one episode of The Simpsons where he ate that really hot pepper.

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He's going to talk to a fox right now.

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Yo, he's dying.

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How's your journey? Has anyone had seconds yet?

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Sam has, Sam has. Are you going for redemption?

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Do not do it, do not do it. No.

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Oh, no, he's done. He's doing it. He's going for redemption.

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Oh, where is it? Okay.

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Reception. Like how many times?

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He's going for redemption. Whole spoon, whole spoon.

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Hey, a dig off of the dig off. Oh my God.

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That's too much, Steven. No, no. You do it, you do it.

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Yeah.

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Why?

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Why would you do that? It hit him the hardest.

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Why did you do that? Why would he do that?

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That's the point in the spice level where your mind stops working properly and your ego takes over.

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That's just a waste of hot sauce. Steven is at super ego level right now.

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Did Peote?

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How are you feeling? Look, he had one spoonful of the balm.

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He hated it and he had a- He went and did another one.

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And he did a second one. I don't know why. He's really stupid.

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That shit is disgusting. I did, when we did hot ones on location like three years ago,

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I got to the level before the balm and almost died.

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So I didn't think it was a good idea. Did he cross that act right away?

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Do we have life insurance? Yes.

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You might get declined now.

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Or you might be a bonus for workplace. Oh my God.

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Are you actually okay? No, he took a second spoonful.

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Mentally, he is gone. Physically, he'll be fine in a couple of hours.

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What was wrong with you? Why don't you do that?

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Content, baby. Do you want black teas?

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How was that? Oh, man.

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This video will end as my life ends.

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In pain.
