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This video is about inviting 50 strangers to try and stay inside a giant Jell-O cube

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the longest and the winner gets $100. You thought it was about tech news, but I tricked you.

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But really, it is about tech news, and I've just tricked you again.

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Almost too easy. China is upping their gaming GPU game with the Leesuan 7G106 announced this weekend alongside

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the professional focused 7G105.

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And it seems like it can indeed play games.

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That's number one. You gotta get that down first. Now last week, an OpenCL geek bench result for the 7G106 was spotted by BenchLeaks, and

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in a rare occurrence, that exact score from the result was cited in Leesuan's official

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presentation. The 7G106 is notable for being the first 6nm gaming GPU from a Chinese company, and while

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it's no RTX 5090, it was shown pushing more than 70 FPS in the fairly demanding Black

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Myth Wukong at 4K, potentially due to the company's NRSS upscaling tech and giving

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the RTX 4060 and 5060 a run for their money in a few mostly synthetic benchmarks.

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It's actually a similar story for another Chinese GPU, the More Threads MTTS90, which

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just had some of its benchmarks spread around Chinese social media, despite actually being

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announced quite some time ago. Now there's very little information about price or release date for either of these

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GPUs, but the Trump administration did just temporarily drop some trade restrictions for

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semiconductors to make China happy, so maybe there's hope that US gamers could have another

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alternative to buying NVIDIA graphics cards, since AMD also seems distracted, like NVIDIA,

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by the AI hardware market, and Intel, I mean, well, they're just trying to stay alive.

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It's like they got Thanos snapped, but they're like holding onto their physical form for

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a bit longer, it's like Peter did, well he stopped, I'm gonna cry.

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Google pushed out a mandatory update for Pixel 6a phones earlier this month, nerfing

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their battery performance, because if they didn't, the phone's batteries might explode.

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Except for at least one phone, it apparently didn't work.

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Reddit user footymanageraddict posted on the Google Pixel sub that despite applying

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the firmware update, his 6a still caught fire while he was asleep, rude, it ignited his

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sheets but he managed to throw it onto the floor so he could take some frankly, kind

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of artsy pictures of it. A testament to Google's treachery.

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They got rid of the don't be evil slogan and look what happened.

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While there were a handful of notable reports of Pixel 6a's blowing up before the update,

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this is the first one to reportedly occur post update.

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The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission issued a recall for the phones on Friday but

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surprisingly there hasn't been much reporting on this issue overall.

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It's possible people just thought this was normal behavior for Pixels.

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UKIE, a major games industry trade association in the UK, has released a statement in support

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of platforms like Steam having creative freedom in what games they can host as long as it's

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properly classified by rating systems like Peggy.

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The statement follows Steam taking down dozens of adult games and indie game store itch.io

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following suit by de-indexing not-safe-for-work titles after pressure from payment processors,

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who were themselves being pressured by an activist group called Collective Shout, a name that

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won the group's name competition after just barely edging out Bellow Together and United

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Squeal. They're very literal. Despite making it their mission to protect women by banning adult games from platforms,

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indie developers seem to largely disagree and the whole episode has really just motivated

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the public to ask why we're giving moral authority to the people who make money off of missed

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credit card payments again? Maybe we should be asking about today's sponsor.

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I'm sorry for tricking you earlier. The following quick bits are about the people in Jell-O thing.

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Except they're not. It's more tech news. Calm down.

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It's just a prank. You don't have to get weird about it.

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Following GPD's announcement, I and Neo have announced they're building their own handheld

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powered by AMD's beastly Ryzen AI Max Plus 395, aka Strix Halo.

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And unlike GPD's version, it's got a built-in battery.

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Ooh, like most handhelds.

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This unit, called the I and Neo Next 2, was announced at the end of a nearly five-hour

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two-part live stream as the second One More Thing bonus announcement.

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Then as the One More Thing 3, they announced they're making an I and Neo phone with a slider

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design. I don't think you can keep doing more things and calling it One More Thing.

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I'm never going to trust you again if you do that. But you can release a new line of budget handhelds and call it Conquer.

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Conquer. Conquer. Conquer.

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We used to call it Conquer.

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Alalauai. Another geekbench result for NVIDIA's mysterious upcoming N1X processor has made it somewhat

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less mysterious. The result lists the chip's specs, including 20 CPU cores and 48 compute units, which should

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give it some decent gaming chops. But the specs also seem to match up almost exactly with NVIDIA's GB10 Super Chip, which

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powers the DGX Spark line of many AI PCs.

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I mean, I don't know why I was expecting something new. This is NVIDIA.

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They'll probably just release a new upscaler and claim the new one 69 times better.

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Yeah, I said 69. Laugh.

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Laugh. Meta is fielding yet another copyright infringement lawsuit over AI training, this time from adult

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film production studios, Strike 3 Holdings, and Counter Life Media.

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The names today. The lawsuit alleges Meta has been continually torrenting and, crucially, seeding the studio's

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copyrighted smut since 2018, and thus affected the studio's ability to compete in the market

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for their own content. Now, you may remember, this is the exact type of argument that the judge in Meta's last

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copyright lawsuit recommended that future plaintiffs use if they actually want to win.

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Meaning, porn studios might just be about to take Meta down.

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Wait, why was Meta torrenting so much porn? And researchers at Columbia University have developed robots that they say can consume

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other robots to get bigger and stronger.

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Like what your grandma promised would happen if you ate your oatmeal.

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And I don't know if you look at the paper, it's kind of misleading. It's more like the robots, which are little six inch rods, and they're not really consuming

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each other. They're squirming around and combining with other robots to form structures that themselves

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squirm around. They actually kind of remind me of the microbots from Big Hero 6, except those didn't make

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me extremely uncomfortable. What is the goal in this shot?

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What are they trying? I want to tell these bots to get a room.

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And I want to tell you to come back here on Wednesday for more tech news, or hey, whatever

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else we might make a video about. We might throw you another curveball and it'll be about tech news.
