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I just got back from Japan about 30 hours ago. I have slept very little. David's been

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beavering away at this like crazy. I mean obviously we talked about some of it ahead of time and like

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we looked at the script together and ideated the whole thing and everything, but I haven't seen any

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of it. So it's gonna be a good time. You guys have been at this for like a week, right? So yeah,

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basically moving out their stuff, moving in our stuff, building stuff for it, getting everyone in

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the last couple days, it's been an adventure. Yeah, I actually had to cut my vacation short for

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this because we accidentally scheduled this shoot and my vacation at the same time and it was like

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family or April Fools. I think you guys know where I'm going to fall on that every year.

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So your reaction during when we're shooting is going to be the real reactions every time,

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I don't think so. We'll probably have to have some stuff that's just kind of

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I was thinking for reaction basically. I'll have to see some of it ahead of time. Yeah,

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instead of walking in and being behind you, they'll just be ahead of you. So you'll come in and then

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you'll give a genuine reaction. Sure, yeah, but in terms of, you know, you guys on Floatplane,

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my floaters are gonna get the new name, new name. You guys are gonna get the real

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Who do you think has the worst setup? I know there's a bunk bed setup of some sort,

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but honestly, given that David was requesting five gallon buckets,

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as many as he could get in advance of this, I suspect whoever's sitting on buckets has got

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a worse setup than that. Sitting on them, that sounds nice. When we worked here, we were

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We were 10. We were 10 total. Me, Luke, Ed, Brandon, Nick Light, Karen Van Hiemer, Nick Van

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Burkle, Dennis, and John Martin. Was that 10 or was that nine? Did I miss anyone? I'm gonna feel

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really bad if I forgot anybody. I think that was it. Did I get, did I get Brandon in there?

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Okay, yeah, maybe, I guess we were nine then. So inside, we honestly, okay, spoiler, we did not

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move all 110 people. It was not realistic, but I think it's 50 or 60. What am I seeing right now?

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I think we should really do this. We should do this, right? Should we just move in? No. The

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neighbors would love it. Has anyone questioned any of this? No. I've had a couple people be like,

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you guys moving in? I'm like, yes. We were in the backyard going through it when the downstairs

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lady came home. She just was like smiling at us or like, hey, smile and wave. I was a little worried

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that the neighbors would see us doing this and, um, and call the city because that's what happened

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last time we were operating out of here was like three or four of them came to the door all together

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and one of them who I guess they assigned as, as spokesperson was like, we know what you're doing

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here. And I'll remember that, that, that picture of I'm just like, hi, can I help you? And they're

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like, we know what you're doing here. And I'm like, okay, we're not growing drugs. We're not,

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we're not doing porn. We're making like YouTube videos about iPhones. Who cares? But sure, go ahead.

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And they're basically like, we've reported you and blah, blah, blah. So obviously it's not going

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to be a problem for us to vacate from here. We're going to be out of here in like two days anyway.

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You know, it's a conversation you don't want to have to have if you can avoid it, right? Yeah. So

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I'm, I'm just glad no one's kind of, none of the old crew, I guess is still here to give me a hard

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time about it. I think the parking was starting to become a problem for the neighbors. But you

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know what their biggest issue actually was was the upkeep of the lawn, which as far as I can tell,

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not only is this not any better than it was back then, but everyone else's kind of sucks now too.

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I guess the neighbor has just kind of gone to crap. Check out this one. That is so much worse

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than ours ever was. Fun fact, by the way, we didn't take the whole room water cooling apparatus,

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the, the radiator and like the weird wooden frame that we had for it off of there until probably

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about three years after we moved out. And when I went up there to get it, when I finally got around

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to it, it was so rotten that it could have fallen off like at any moment and like killed someone.

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So that never happened. Luckily, which is good with inflation and rising interest rates,

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not to mention the chaotic controversial year we've had. We ran out of money and we can't afford

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our office buildings anymore. However, the good news is I was able to hold on to one of our assets,

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the old Langley house. So one little eviction notice to the tenants later. Avala, the new

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Linus Media Group, old office. Okay, cool. Can we do it? Can we do it one more time? So what

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I'll do is... Are they empty? No, they are full. I'm gonna start tighter on you and pull

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wider. Oh my God. Okay. I don't think this could go in the actual video. This is probably

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more behind the scenes. Oh my God. Oh, wow. Good job.

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Can't tell if that was a compliment. I think it's worse than I imagined.

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Oh my God, we moved the poor editors here too. Everybody's here Linus. The whole company.

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Wow. Okay, let's do another take.

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For the actual video. The video where it is right now, you are standing here and the camera's pointing

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this way. Oh, okay. Yeah, so you're like, you're in it. You're like, oh, writers, how's it going?

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Okay, okay. So this was just for the behind the scenes. Yeah, I think it was worth getting.

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Thank goodness, because, yeah, okay. Are you even pretending to be doing work?

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I don't even have a laptop. The company's so broke. So I have to use my personal phone.

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And I don't have a chair. This is the bus. This is my chair. And I have a cup holder with

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whoever this thing is. I mean, in fairness, I did tell David and Taryn because I had to get

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sign off now that like we have real leadership at our company. Everyone pay attention to me.

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I did tell them. We are using a shotgun mic. So it's really important that you project.

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So make sure that if Linus asks you a question or you want to interject that it's

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out of certain volume that you're, you know, speaking up. Yes.

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I did tell them that my expectation was basically two to three full days of loss

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productivity. So I guess this is fine. Yeah, it works. I missed this house.

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Do you work here for like two weeks?

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It was so hot. That is like two weeks, buddy. Yeah, I was like, it was like two weeks.

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My first day they were like, pick up a moving box, help us move. Yeah. And Dennis only started like a week before Colton. Oh, no, you guys start on the same day.

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No, I smacked him at the, at a park, which shouldn't challenge the purple one.

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I thought his name was Paul. Oh, yeah, you told me it was Paul. Yeah.

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Do I look like a, I look like a Paul. I can't even see you. You're so dark.

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You're so dark. Genuinely though, does it bring back memories?

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Yes, this, because the first day I entered the store, I was late for an hour.

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Yeah, that looks the same. Yeah, you got the time zones screwed up.

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You know what's crazy though? It's like, I feel like this house was so much of the company history,

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but not a single person in this room other than me actually worked here.

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We shot one once after, I think three months after. Not even Jake.

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We shot one video here, the RGB bill guide, but it was already a weird shoot where they were letting

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us film it here, even though they lived here. Yeah. So you're the only one in here who has

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ever actually worked in this building. Yeah, Dennis, but that's crazy. Okay. Oh, look,

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it's the one and only Colton Potter here to conduct a business transaction with the one

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and only Duffy Potter. And there's a baby if you need a baby for the shoot.

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Should we make sure you put a bit in the video? Oh my God, you guys are all over the stairs.

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Does it, does it bring back memories? Absolutely. Yeah. I have some boxes in that.

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Actually, I broke a drone too and the Nick took the fall for me. You were really mad about that.

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That's on a channel, super fun somewhere. Yeah, it's the drone racing. Yeah, it was, yeah.

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It wasn't that it got broken. It was like got broken off camera. Like it was particularly

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irresponsible in some way. Yeah, there's a tendency for people to break things and not

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fess up to it right away. And that was a good example of that. Yeah, but I don't work here.

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So I was like, Hey, I mean, Taren Van Hiemer is not here anymore. So that's why we have toilet

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paper. That's an inside joke. He admitted in his off-boarding that he used to steal toilet

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paper from the company. From that very bathroom. He posted it on YouTube. It's not an inside

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joke. Yeah, it's, it's, well, I just mean it's inside anyone who, outside of anyone who, if you

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haven't watched that video, you won't get it. Apparently the very fake move has claimed its

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first very real victim. Alex's workstation might be dead. It doesn't turn on anymore.

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We had a power surge while it was doing Windows update.

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Actually by a power surge, I mean it turns out that switch right there turns off all our computers.

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And David hit it.

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Wow, we just throw David under the bus there.

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I'm just saying, we thought Eli would get here first because it's like a pound of aluminum right there. There's like a pound of aluminum. Yeah, there's a spearhead just waiting to fall

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off. Don't forget the dinosaur. Yeah, I mean this is Elijah's safe.

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I managed to save some old rocks from Luke's build. Where'd you find those?

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Week one of my employment, I took them.

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Week one.

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Don't worry buddy, you'll get up here one day. Can't fall. I'm already on the ground.

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One more time.

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Maybe go like Brightside. I can't fall down if I'm already on the ground.

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Don't worry buddy, you'll get up here one day. Brightside, I can't fall down. I'm already on the ground.

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I'm sure he'll find a way. All right, this is, wow, this is really, this is really great here.

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Oh my god, I actually almost died. Yeah, whatever you do, do not stop rolling, Sandy.

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I never stop rolling. Like this is gold this year. Literally, no one's allowed outside without a pass.

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I mean, yard time like in prison, you know, time away from your cell to joke.

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Quiet on set.

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Oh, so yeah, I was thinking quiet on set, you're like walking behind him, because you're going to like come to the fridge and be like,

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oh, obviously going from four fridges. Okay, maybe give me a longer pause than before the quiet on set.

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And then we'll need a shot of everyone not reacting. Oh, actually, okay, yeah, one more time.

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Should we maybe use like a fake laugh? It might not. Oh, like an audience.

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Like editing data. What about all of us in unison?

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Let's do a couple takes. We'll do one where someone just looks up with disdain,

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but then we'll do a couple synchronized laughs. Okay, camera rolling.

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Um, from the table front. Did we do our best to let the staff have their yard time?

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Not literally. I mean, no one's allowed to go outside without a pass.

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I mean, yard time like like prison, like time away from your cells.

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It's a joke.

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Um, anyway, one on set. Oh, that's fine.

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Oh, what's the line? Obviously going from four fridges.

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Okay, we can do this. No, they're okay. Is that okay? That was really good up until I clubbed the continuation.

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Yeah, yeah, I screwed that up. Okay.

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Got domed by the, uh, the lamp.

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Elijah, you keep that helmet on. Yes, sir. That is a workplace hazard if you're not wearing it.

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You're going to have notice helmet. You're going to be going to hear, and when he's done talking about the fridge,

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he's going to come and you're going to hold a piece of pizza. Maybe wash your hands.

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You're going to hold the pizzas if you're about to eat it. He's going to snatch it from your hand and eat it.

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So are we going for it again here?

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Okay. I don't mean literally.

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No one's allowed outside without a pass. It's, I mean, yard time like in a prison, like time away from the cell.

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It's a joke.

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We're saying quite on set when there's already quiet.

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Uh, oh yeah. Okay. Okay. Maybe the case. Why don't we shoot the reverse and we'll do the synchronized.

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Haha first. And that can be the like, be the quite on set.

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Okay. All right. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's just do it again then.

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Okay. Yeah. Let's do it again. I think that we can come around because we'll have to redo it again.

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Okay. Yeah. One more time then. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying we're doing the synchronized left? We're doing the synchronized left.

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Okay. Let's all do a practice then. Okay.

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So basically, if you guys all do, um. Oh, it's a joke.

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Yeah, it's a joke.

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Okay. That's probably too long. Maybe just give it like, uh. How many cut-a-maws?

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Four haws? Yeah. Four haws and you'll cut us off. Alex, cut us off just after the second.

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Should it be a little bit more realistic? What if I just cut us off by going like, shh.

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It's pretty good. I don't know that the like synchronous one vibes that well.

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I think we should just fake laugh. Yeah. Can I hear two seconds or just like.

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Okay. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah. Maybe not synchronized.

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How are we feeling, vibe-wise? I think that's good. Okay. All right. And he will get a reverse shot.

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I liked you on the death or on the thing getting, and do like a kind of a shot of everyone being like,

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we'll do that after. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And rolling. Um, potato farm.

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We do our best to let the staff. Oh, speak to the field of.

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We do our best to give our staff their yard time. I don't mean that in a literal sense.

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No one's allowed outside until the past. Like yard time, like a prison, you know.

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Time away from yourself. It's a joke.

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Why don't say it? Now, one big challenge is going from four fridges to one

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has led to some significant food storage problem.

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So we started organizing pizza lunches every eating day.

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Everyone gets a slice and the cleanup is super easy too.

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That's good. It's really nice because, uh, we've been doing most of our vlogs these days.

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Because this is where we've been doing most of them.

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So this was great, right? So the only thing is I see, I see David like moving you.

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Basically, can you crouch under the thing and then it let Linus pass.

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And when he's over there, you go back and then you kind of pan back towards that direction.

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Okay. So you, yeah, you go where Andy is right now and kind of hide

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under the desk. And then once Linus passes you, you kind of pop up and

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you're going to be there eating so that. So I'm over there. Yeah. Hold on.

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Let's get rid of this. Okay. So we organize pizza lunches every eating day and then.

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So now you're leaving there. Yeah. This actually works better if it's the last piece.

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Yeah. That I'm right, right, right, right, right, right. Taking from. You're going to be opening it, taking, go to take the piece.

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Don't actually lift it up. Go to take the last piece and you're going to get in there.

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And basically just like cheers you, walk away, take a bite,

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come back to the kitchen and then just throw it over my shoulder into the garbage. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. So last thing you did was.

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Food storage is an issue. So we started organizing pizza lunches every eating day.

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Everyone gets a slice and hey, cleanup is easy too.

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Which is nice because we've been doing most of our vlogs

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here in the kitchen. It's like the good old days, only cozier.

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He's contractually obligated to do that.

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Okay. Okay. How's that feel? That was really good. Is your Phoebe okay?

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Yeah. Thanks for your part of the shoot. You're welcome, Sam.

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We like to have fun around here. I don't think you have that much fun with your legs.

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I don't want to do this on my birthday every year.

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Okay. It's your birthday. I'm supposed to be on vacation. That's true. I'm supposed to be in Japan.

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That's not David's fault though. 100% not David's fault. That was just a scheduling issue.

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Thank you by the way. But yeah, no, seriously though.

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Okay. We got to talk about the next year. Yeah. Well, I'm excited about the next one.

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Okay. Oh, you know what the idea is. I do know what the idea is. Okay. Line.

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First line here, I think. So the techniques just happen and he's like, be quiet!.

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So you're going to kind of give it in like hush tones. You're going to be like, oh, this is like where logistic was supposed to go.

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And then we're outside and you're like, rolling up the back.

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Okay. Okay.

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This is where, where's this? That's going to be logistic. And we're going to go that way.

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We're not going out. I know. If I were you, I would just kind of come over here, Andrew and shoot this direction.

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Oh, that line. We're like a big family, right? Oh, I missed that.

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We were originally planning to put logistics here, but then I had a little brainstorm.

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Cool. Cool. Perfect. Cutting.

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Okay. And then are we just going to extend that bit a little bit with just like footage of them working here?

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Yeah, I think we, I think we get a couple shots of them working. Yeah. You know what would be actually really cool is if we had like a bit of an over edited

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montage of them, like, Oh, doing like literally nothing. Working.

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I don't know if we have time for that. So I leave that up to

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Like, like fingers and click and melt mice and that kind of thing.

00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:32.320
Yeah. But like, it's more in the way it's edited than the actual things anyone is doing.

00:19:32.320 --> 00:19:35.760
But yeah, same wavelength in terms of what you guys should be capturing.

00:19:35.760 --> 00:19:39.440
Yeah, sure. But I leave that up to kind of Emily and Nicole, I guess you guys are

00:19:41.360 --> 00:19:45.440
So if someone has time to separate from the main edit,

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do that montage of just like the editors showing off a little bit and edit of them editing,

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but like the most like in like zoomer in actions, edit of editing ever.

00:20:00.080 --> 00:20:07.360
So that's kind of the concept. But if we don't have time for it, just say line us off even the time we're spending talking about this is always and that's fine too.

00:20:08.000 --> 00:20:11.920
Okay. Okay. All right. I'm just going to like settle in right next to him.

00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:14.960
So perfect. I'm going to get exposure here. Good.

00:20:14.960 --> 00:20:18.080
And rolling. Oh, hi, Mark.

00:20:18.080 --> 00:20:22.160
Ah, I see you're working on one of my favorite sponsored projects here.

00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:25.040
This battery solution from Ugreen.

00:20:26.400 --> 00:20:32.080
Really, anything is my favorite as long as it's a sponsor who hasn't abandoned us because of our cost of controversies.

00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:38.720
I I I didn't hate your album, but I think it's better as written.

00:20:38.720 --> 00:20:42.880
Oh, it's better to be like one of my favorite products, something that isn't there's something that's sponsored.

00:20:43.520 --> 00:20:46.880
Ugreen. And I'll go into you instead of out.

00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:53.280
Oh, hi, Mark. I see you're working off of one of my favorite types of products.

00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:58.640
Anything from a sponsor who hasn't abandoned us over our constant stream of controversies.

00:20:59.360 --> 00:21:04.160
Like Ugreen. Oh, which brings us actually to problem number two.

00:21:05.760 --> 00:21:08.400
Power. Wait, did we ever say problem number one?

00:21:09.120 --> 00:21:16.240
Or is that just an apartment we haven't done yet? I don't remember starting problem number two.

00:21:17.600 --> 00:21:21.120
Hey, why don't we say Ugreen, but I don't I'm lacking context. It's Ugreen.

00:21:21.120 --> 00:21:24.000
Oh, they sponsored it, right?

00:21:25.120 --> 00:21:29.600
Oh, what? Is this a problem? Uh, I don't know what Jeff.

00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:31.440
Why are we making?

00:21:38.080 --> 00:21:42.000
Oh, but does Ugreen still work with us? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, okay. Then that's fine.

00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:45.440
Yeah, yeah. Then they're just getting a friendly photo for being a part of. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:47.920
Yeah. Sammy, everything's okay. Yeah, everything's okay. Huh?

00:21:50.160 --> 00:21:54.800
Okay, but to address the... Nothing is actually plugged into this and running off of it though.

00:21:54.800 --> 00:21:58.480
Yeah. No. Okay. Just it'll show all zeros then.

00:21:58.480 --> 00:22:03.040
You should be plugged on the end. Oh, I'll have a look. Why don't you just unplug everything while he's working on it?

00:22:03.040 --> 00:22:05.120
Yeah. If you do it fast enough.

00:22:06.160 --> 00:22:08.960
Okay. Uh... You didn't brush the problem back a little bit.

00:22:09.760 --> 00:22:14.480
Okay. Uh... No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good. Nobody should move out of the way for me.

00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:17.760
It's funnier if I have to crawl through things. So don't worry about that.

00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:21.520
You can like crawl over me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have even asked.

00:22:24.080 --> 00:22:27.840
I'm a method actor. So if I'm playing an asshole today, then I'm just an asshole.

00:22:31.200 --> 00:22:32.640
And I'm acting every day. So...

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Who turned these on? Who turned these on?

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Doesn't include a budget for lights.

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I think...

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By the way, your guys' reactions were perfect. I almost lost my s***.

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So you were like, you're like, who turns these on? Who turns these on?

00:23:03.520 --> 00:23:08.400
And then it'll be you at the lightswitch being like... Sure. Yeah, that doesn't include a budget for lights.

00:23:09.280 --> 00:23:14.000
Or were you just shooting faces or anything? Okay, let's just get a quick insert of someone

00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:19.680
just like stone-faced work. Actually, Maria's perfect. Just look into your screen just like stone-faced.

00:23:21.360 --> 00:23:24.960
Like you're actively ignoring me. Who turned on the... Who turned on this light?

00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:28.240
Who turned on the light?

00:23:30.320 --> 00:23:35.760
Okay, yeah, that's good. So we've got that. Maybe get Nicole change, absolutely.

00:23:35.760 --> 00:23:37.920
No, no, no, no, no, no. And then get Nicole.

00:23:41.280 --> 00:23:42.080
Okay, go for it.

00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:49.920
Okay, perfect. And then Matt masks the cut so I can like climb over Hoffman to hit the lightswitch.

00:23:49.920 --> 00:23:54.240
Because that was what you wanted, right, David? It's like... This is great.

00:23:54.240 --> 00:23:57.280
I love this. Like, was this the one? Oh, yeah. I'm so happy right now.

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Ready? Okay, go for it. How much work are you getting done? Perfect.

00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:02.400
Okay. One more just in case. Quite a bit.

00:24:05.200 --> 00:24:10.800
Shockingly, the editing department is still being surprisingly productive.

00:24:10.800 --> 00:24:16.080
It's funny, I had kind of forgotten that they were moved in here. So I've been like sending notes and stuff on Trello over the last few days.

00:24:16.880 --> 00:24:18.960
You know, as those things are supposed to be getting done.

00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:23.360
Like, lift it up. Are you guys on laptops? Yeah. Yeah, okay.

00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:30.480
Well, I mean, you guys are senior, right? So theoretically, you should be able to compensate with skill.

00:24:32.160 --> 00:24:34.560
I don't know if it works for video editing. Yeah.

00:24:36.160 --> 00:24:37.760
High five. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:41.040 --> 00:24:44.080
Yeah, I mean, well, Maria's got like the Max Studio and...

00:24:44.080 --> 00:24:47.760
Like, odd fit, I didn't even want that. Do you have a Pro Display XDR?

00:24:47.760 --> 00:24:51.680
That's not... How did you state that? She's got a XDR. That's not XDR.

00:24:51.680 --> 00:24:54.960
That's not XDR. That's the normal size. Oh, that's the normal size. Oh, wait a minute.

00:24:54.960 --> 00:24:58.080
That one has the... That's also... That's a mini. That's a mini, yeah.

00:24:58.080 --> 00:25:01.520
Oh, that's the mini. That's a mini. You're doing the inserts, right? Yeah, I do.

00:25:01.600 --> 00:25:05.440
Every time we do, every time we do, we want to buy. Wow. Just the monitor.

00:25:07.280 --> 00:25:10.320
System works. What do you think of the... Linus?

00:25:10.320 --> 00:25:15.440
What do you think of the mannequin? Yeah, I was wondering about that.

00:25:15.440 --> 00:25:18.240
The, um... The gloves, or something.

00:25:19.040 --> 00:25:21.760
The gloves? The gloves. What is the, um...

00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:25.360
Yeah, what? Yeah, what?

00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:31.440
That's what the reaction kind of wanted, yeah. Why does Emily have to hang out

00:25:31.440 --> 00:25:34.720
next to its junk like that? It's like, right there.

00:25:35.280 --> 00:25:39.760
Sorry? Oh. Are you going to save her? Only one of them is, like, right there.

00:25:39.760 --> 00:25:43.360
Oh, okay. Oh, I was confused for a second.

00:25:43.360 --> 00:25:46.480
Do you have our mirror, as well? Yeah.

00:25:47.120 --> 00:25:50.480
Yeah. We don't need it. We don't sleep. We just edit. No love.

00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:54.000
No love? Just edit. Yeah. What a classic. This is...

00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:57.520
Yeah, wow. Great.

00:25:57.520 --> 00:26:00.560
And I'm always watching. Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:26:00.560 --> 00:26:04.000
Watch your... Always supervising. He's freaked me out before.

00:26:04.560 --> 00:26:08.000
Don't scare me when I can't move my brain LED. I'm just going to have a seat right here.

00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:13.200
Okay, roll it. One of the ideas we had to solve this was

00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:18.160
to just have the editors work off of power-efficient laptops, you know, the kind that can be quickly grabbed in a hurry,

00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:21.760
but we realized that most of what we had on hand

00:26:21.760 --> 00:26:26.800
just wasn't sufficient for any kind of computation-heavy workload like rendering video.

00:26:26.800 --> 00:26:30.080
I'm currently testing. Damn it. Sorry. I'm so sorry.

00:26:30.080 --> 00:26:34.560
I haven't deposed it on YouTube yet. Oh my God, like the face Abby has.

00:26:34.560 --> 00:26:38.400
It's so good. Is someone fart? Is someone farting?

00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:43.280
I'm... Hey, you're in the house. You're done. He's out.

00:26:44.320 --> 00:26:47.760
So crap. You're addicted. Gonna milk you gold.

00:26:49.360 --> 00:26:52.720
Are you recording your audio? Didn't you even get that audio? Yeah, I'm recording it. Thanks.

00:26:53.440 --> 00:26:57.040
You don't want to open that. I mean, realistically, we're a great company

00:26:57.040 --> 00:27:00.160
that deserves their support anyway. Like, look at this.

00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:04.080
Ploof, this is a great workstation you've got here. It's very ergonomic.

00:27:04.080 --> 00:27:09.040
I was working on an upcoming video where we're giving away gaming rigs to people who ask for them in the comments.

00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:13.120
Isn't that a great idea? What? What? That's what you're working on.

00:27:13.120 --> 00:27:16.240
Ask for them in the comments? Yeah.

00:27:16.800 --> 00:27:20.560
Look at me. Oh, God. You know, and then just here's the ring roll every time someone actually wins.

00:27:20.560 --> 00:27:23.280
Don't worry. It's fine. Won't cost anything. Oh, God. Okay.

00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:27.840
Okay. I was funny when we were really making that video.

00:27:28.800 --> 00:27:32.320
That's what he's actually working on. Wait, no.

00:27:32.320 --> 00:27:34.800
We're not giving away setups in the comments.

00:27:36.800 --> 00:27:40.480
The Instagram ones. The April Fool's Ploof. No, no, no, no.

00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:43.200
Oh, no, no. That's fake. Oh, fuck. I don't know what's going on.

00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:52.640
We're working on that video where we're giving away a setup. Yeah. Yeah, we're giving away a GPU.

00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:56.080
We're not giving away a gaming rig. Yeah, 4090.

00:27:56.080 --> 00:27:59.520
No, just the, or 40, no, just the 4080. Super.

00:27:59.520 --> 00:28:02.240
Oh, that's annoying. That's annoying. It's a whole other...

00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:10.160
Yeah. You talked to me about it today. We are technically giving it away to a guy in the comments.

00:28:10.160 --> 00:28:14.080
To a guy in the comments. Yeah. Okay. Now we're in the bathroom comments.

00:28:14.800 --> 00:28:18.080
Everyone's gonna comment now. Yeah, they're lined up. Yeah. We know. That's funny.

00:28:18.080 --> 00:28:22.560
That's why we're actually gonna... Linus. That's great. I loved his reaction. It was like, actually, like, what the fuck?

00:28:22.560 --> 00:28:26.320
Linus. And at some point, Linus. Oh, yeah. We have, he's gonna explain all the bathroom service.

00:28:26.320 --> 00:28:29.520
Like, the logins, we've tried. Yeah. And he's just gonna jump again.

00:28:29.520 --> 00:28:31.600
Two, three, two, one. That was good.

00:28:32.800 --> 00:28:36.160
Okay. Okay. There should be somebody in there and he goes, Get up. Get up.

00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:39.440
Get up. He's gonna go, Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.

00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:43.600
Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. He wants to be the person.

00:28:43.600 --> 00:28:46.720
Get up. Do you want my pants down? Oh, my God.

00:28:46.720 --> 00:28:49.920
Ah. No, maybe not. Oh, not necessary. Yeah.

00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.960
It's so funny. Only if you're wearing a piece, you gotta wear it. Yeah.

00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:57.200
What the f**k is this company?

00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.640
We're just trying to work with this. He's committed a bit.

00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:05.760
Can't tell how much of it's a joke and how much of it's real. Yes.

00:29:07.040 --> 00:29:08.720
At least one writer is writing a resume.

00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:16.400
Does someone want to pull up a resume template or something like that

00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:19.360
and just put some not-format submitted? Yeah.

00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:24.320
This is an awkward question, but does anyone have a reasonably up-to-date resume?

00:29:24.320 --> 00:29:28.800
Don't answer that. Don't answer that. We brought all this stuff here and no one thought to bring an air freshener.

00:29:28.800 --> 00:29:32.160
I have one. Oh, we've got a James for that. I did bring one in.

00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:35.680
You have one? Yeah. Like the spray kind? Yeah. What?

00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:39.760
Oh, I mean, that might actually be the use of it. Imagine you're not going to be a joke about this.

00:29:39.760 --> 00:29:43.760
No, no, no. I got Scott necessary. Yeah. So, like the camera and your agent. Oh, my God.

00:29:43.760 --> 00:29:47.520
There's so many things that you didn't even think to put in the... Sammy, are you ready?

00:29:47.520 --> 00:29:50.480
Oh, I'm not. I'll pull the way. I'll pull the way.

00:29:51.280 --> 00:29:56.240
Oh, OK. Guys, there's so many things that we didn't even think to script into this

00:29:56.240 --> 00:29:59.600
because we had to plan the whole thing before we actually got in here.

00:29:59.600 --> 00:30:03.760
But like the shoe storage situation is hilarious.

00:30:03.760 --> 00:30:06.960
Like if I'd thought of it, I would have totally had like a...

00:30:07.760 --> 00:30:11.200
something, but I'll just add liquid in for when I'm going to the bathroom.

00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:14.560
I'll just like step on everyone's shoes, I guess. I don't know. I don't know where you do that.

00:30:14.560 --> 00:30:17.760
No. It has liquid ass. No, it's the opposite.

00:30:17.760 --> 00:30:21.360
It doesn't even smell in there. I think we threw up the liquid ass like a week ago.

00:30:23.520 --> 00:30:27.200
Elijah, Andy can see you if you go in there. Why did we throw that away?

00:30:27.840 --> 00:30:31.760
I have no idea. We might still have it around, dude.

00:30:31.760 --> 00:30:35.520
OK. Again? You have your own bathroom.

00:30:37.600 --> 00:30:40.480
Dude. I take it back. Go ahead.

00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:41.840
Jeez.

00:30:46.080 --> 00:30:48.560
What are you doing? You're done. Oh, I don't know where I'm going.

00:30:49.520 --> 00:30:54.480
I can't go this way. I can't go this way because I'm standing right in front of the camera.

00:30:55.120 --> 00:30:58.320
Where am I supposed to go? I'm sorry. OK, cutting.

00:30:58.320 --> 00:31:01.440
Funny because we're actually working out of here right now

00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:05.360
and these are actual problems. That was great though, yeah.

00:31:05.360 --> 00:31:07.600
Was that fine? Do we want to breathe in? Yeah, that was hilarious.

00:31:09.600 --> 00:31:14.160
Do you want it again? I like though, like when he's like, oh, you have your own bathroom.

00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:16.720
We're like, that's all the way upstairs and then you close the door.

00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:20.480
Oh, OK. Do you want me to... Do an all version of it. It takes. Yeah, do both. OK.

00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:25.520
Actually, no, let's just have Adam be outraged.

00:31:25.520 --> 00:31:31.440
And then we have a toilet joke and then I'm like, yeah, but that's all the way upstairs

00:31:31.440 --> 00:31:34.000
and it's a pretty heavy emergency.

00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:39.920
OK. Yeah, that's probably... I think it's worth it, David.

00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:44.880
It's low brow, but it's our brow. Let's just say there's only one part of me that's going to be running.

00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:54.720
Oh, God.

00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:57.920
OK.

00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:06.640
And yeah, that's rich coming from Potter over here or like potty.

00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:09.120
Oh, come on.

00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:20.720
OK, so we just need to pick a low merit individual.

00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:23.280
So we can go back to someone we've seen already.

00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:28.240
We have a joke about Colton, but Colton's always a safe bet, so...

00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:32.720
Yeah, yeah. Let's meet up Colton. You're good, Josh. Colton, you OK when you call the low merit individual?

00:32:33.280 --> 00:32:36.480
Yeah. Let's just get everyone... He called it.

00:32:37.600 --> 00:32:41.280
Yeah, I'm down with the... What are you doing? Let's just get everyone...

00:32:41.280 --> 00:32:43.440
Did you make an appointment? I'm just hanging out down the street.

00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:46.160
Watch my videos. Hold on, let me...

00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:56.640
Confidential. As for the post-lunch drop off rush and the low merit individuals who just can never really

00:32:56.640 --> 00:33:01.120
earn any bathroom time, we operate a shuttle to the local Starbucks where our Mac Address

00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.920
writer, Jonathan Horst, has made his office.

00:33:05.120 --> 00:33:10.400
In fact, he blends in so well with the crowd of Opsie-Fopsie people on the MAC books.

00:33:11.120 --> 00:33:13.840
He's been there for weeks and they haven't even noticed him.

00:33:25.600 --> 00:33:30.160
Was it fun that I looked back in like horror or what? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I just twisted my ankle.

00:33:31.280 --> 00:33:36.320
That's why you're laughing. I read a lot of comments, right?

00:33:36.320 --> 00:33:42.400
And one of the funniest ones that I've actually seen a lot of lately is people talking about

00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:46.480
like I do something good in the video or something bad in the video and how it's like...

00:33:49.600 --> 00:33:55.680
It's like, yeah, but Linus is reading a script and so often it's on completely unscripted

00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:59.520
videos. That's so funny. I think people think, oh, we have scripts.

00:33:59.520 --> 00:34:06.960
Therefore, every word is scripted. Do you have any idea how impossible that would be for the amount of content we produce?

00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:11.600
Like, do you have any idea how much writing goes into like the natural dialogue in a movie

00:34:11.600 --> 00:34:14.960
like Pulp Fiction? Impossible.

00:34:14.960 --> 00:34:19.520
We're not good enough. Yeah, a lot of the time the script is...

00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:22.000
It's pirate code, man.

00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:27.760
Okay, so this is why I couldn't do a call with Ploof earlier.

00:34:29.520 --> 00:34:32.480
This is the entire networking center for... No, no, no, there's a whole server room.

00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:40.080
Yeah, yeah, this is just the switch down side. Oh, fantastic. Okay, I just accidentally opened the wrong backpack.

00:34:40.080 --> 00:34:44.400
Ever since we issued these to everyone in the company, it's been a serious actual problem.

00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:47.680
Oh, yeah. I think that was it? No, that's okay, that's mine.

00:34:47.680 --> 00:34:51.360
I put yours back. Oh, okay. Stay away, no idea which functions at all.

00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:54.640
Yeah, they're talking about the knives. Yeah, it's...

00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:58.800
Where'd it go? What? The ashes appeared.

00:35:00.080 --> 00:35:00.800
Because they have my...

00:35:03.600 --> 00:35:06.320
Don't worry, I don't want eight people looking for my backpacks.

00:35:07.600 --> 00:35:13.600
I'm reminded of the hooks I used to have in the ceiling for actual cable management up the stairs.

00:35:13.600 --> 00:35:16.400
Before we shoot the joke about cables running up the stairs.

00:35:17.520 --> 00:35:23.120
I just moved the stairs. Yeah, yep. I didn't bother putting in anchors for most of them.

00:35:23.120 --> 00:35:26.400
I just screwed them into the drywall. That worked?

00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:33.360
Look, we actually had this level of resources, so all jokes aside.

00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:37.920
Oh, okay. Yeah, here's one. I dug in yours. Oh, yeah. Do you need your... Yeah, do you need your jacket?

00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:41.200
Do you need the hoodie or not? You took it off. Do you need it or not?

00:35:41.200 --> 00:35:44.400
Oh, that's a good ship. Yeah, yep. And it gave me a...

00:35:44.400 --> 00:35:46.240
I mean, you can take it off in this shop though, if you want.

00:35:48.640 --> 00:35:53.920
We wanted to put the servers downstairs, but now that we can't afford his executive level salary anymore,

00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:56.640
Luke's back to living in the basement. Hey, Luke!

00:35:57.200 --> 00:35:59.680
Working hard or hardly working? F*** you!

00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:07.840
We're good friends. All right. Here on the stairs, we've got our business and procurement teams.

00:36:09.520 --> 00:36:14.160
I don't know. Damn it. One more time. Okay, okay.

00:36:14.160 --> 00:36:21.760
Okay, I'm rolling. We wanted to put that downstairs, but now that we can't afford his executive pay grade anymore,

00:36:21.760 --> 00:36:24.400
Luke is back to living in the basement. Hey, Luke!

00:36:25.600 --> 00:36:27.600
Working hard or hardly working?

00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:36.400
Yeah, you too, buddy. With all the changes that we're making around here, we decided there was nothing more important

00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:42.640
than to streamline the money-making processes. And we're putting it all right into our script writing now.

00:36:42.640 --> 00:36:45.360
Hey, you make me any money today, Sharad? Absolutely.

00:36:46.640 --> 00:36:49.200
Is that it? Wait, are you on LinkedIn? No.

00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:54.160
He's not. Um, okay.

00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:59.840
I think it needs to be a little bit more fluid than that.

00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:04.560
Luke, we got top down with you. When he asked you making money, that'd be like, no one wants to sponsor videos.

00:37:05.120 --> 00:37:07.680
Okay. Oh, yeah, but did we not touch him about that? No, I didn't tell him.

00:37:10.560 --> 00:37:15.360
That was good though, yeah. Let's get it out. Okay, so can you pull up LinkedIn then?

00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:19.120
And then let's get it over the shoulder of him, definitely looking at LinkedIn.

00:37:19.120 --> 00:37:21.760
And then we'll use that to map the cut. Here. Okay.

00:37:22.720 --> 00:37:26.880
Do you mind pulling up LinkedIn on your laptop? I went to sleep with your backup.

00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:31.840
Good origin computer. It's also at 15%, so hopefully it'll live.

00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:38.240
It's on the spot now. Right? Yeah. Come on, buddy.

00:37:38.240 --> 00:37:41.920
Come on, you got this. The keyboard looks nice.

00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:47.440
I'll be like, is that linked? Oh my god, did this thing just hard reboot?

00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:52.000
I'm not gonna say bye. I don't know. I can jump over it?

00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:54.640
No, no. Don't really pass that up to Carl. Carl?

00:37:55.200 --> 00:37:57.600
Oh my god, is that actual barbed wire? No.

00:37:58.560 --> 00:38:00.720
Hey, another little flashback.

00:38:01.920 --> 00:38:06.480
I went up on a very dangerous ladder to put covers on those lights.

00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:13.600
You could see the tape is still there. It turns out that gaff tape is only non-marking if you leave it for just a short while.

00:38:14.720 --> 00:38:15.680
That's very permanent.

00:38:20.080 --> 00:38:22.960
Oh, let's go. Okay. Okay, that'd be good.

00:38:24.720 --> 00:38:31.680
This is honestly like a security, not security, but like information-controlled nightmare.

00:38:31.680 --> 00:38:36.000
Like having everyone who is working on like confidential stuff just like packed in with

00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:36.400
everyone.

00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:43.280
You want mine? I'll pull it up on my phone. That's fine. You want to use my laptop?

00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:48.000
Sure, yeah. We've got the original take with this one.

00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:50.240
Yeah, okay. It's pretty, pretty obvious.

00:38:51.200 --> 00:38:54.080
Yeah, I'll pull up, I'll pull up indeed on my phone.

00:38:56.960 --> 00:39:00.640
I'm going to ask, is that linked in open on your phone?

00:39:00.640 --> 00:39:06.160
You could just be like, well, I would have opened it on my laptop, but the battery's dead.

00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:15.440
That's not really my point, just be like- I could just close the laptop when you asked if I've been selling sponsors or I'm like,

00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.360
yeah, no one wants sponsors videos anymore and then you're like, oh, is that indeed on your

00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:22.800
phone? I actually want to go the other order.

00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:29.360
So basically your line is while the battery is dead on my laptop and there's no power

00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:36.000
outlet on the stairs. And then I'll be like, yeah, okay, is that linked in on your phone?

00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:40.560
Or indeed? Okay, is that indeed on your phone?

00:39:40.560 --> 00:39:44.560
And then be like, well, my laptop battery is dead and there's no outlet on the stairs.

00:39:44.560 --> 00:39:48.480
Like that's not my point. What do you, what do you got job searches open for?

00:39:48.480 --> 00:39:52.480
Well, no one's buying sponsorship. I'm going to be like, ah, you're such a kidder and then we're going to quickly get away from them.

00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:56.640
Everyone still wants sponsorships. Is that, does that kind of work? Yeah.

00:39:56.640 --> 00:39:59.840
We good? Yeah. Okay. All right, let's do it.

00:39:59.840 --> 00:40:03.920
You making me any money today, sure aren't we? Why you got linked in open on your phone?

00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:07.200
Well, I would have opened it on my laptop, but there are no outlets around.

00:40:07.200 --> 00:40:09.520
So it's dead. That's not my point.

00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:14.240
Why are you, are you jobs hunting? I mean, no one wants sponsored videos.

00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:18.240
I get it. Everyone wants sponsored videos.

00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:25.600
As for any confidential calls, the business team just takes those in their cars.

00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:31.360
In the cars then. Sorry, sorry, sorry. For f*** sakes, man.

00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:38.320
In the car. Okay, okay, sorry, sorry. The boss is yelling at me, I gotta go.

00:40:39.200 --> 00:40:42.960
Just give me that. I'll talk to you in a minute.

00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:44.240
I gotta have a chat with them first.

00:40:47.040 --> 00:40:50.480
Maybe outside. Okay. We'll be out there eventually.

00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:52.000
Take your phone. Take your phone.

00:40:55.200 --> 00:40:56.400
Okay. I don't know about that one.

00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:09.520
Other than some people who can't. Oh, okay. So Sven, we need you on the stairs taking a call and then we need you to kind of,

00:41:09.520 --> 00:41:17.200
we need to get some audio of him louder. Because he was respectfully quiet for the shot when that was not the point.

00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:23.200
So let's get some loud audio of Sven just like. It'll be all shot of you walking down the street like a long way from your car

00:41:23.200 --> 00:41:27.360
and you'll try and open your door and it'll be locked. Okay, oh, is he the one?

00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:32.880
Yeah. Oh, that's great. Okay, okay, so should we get Sven on the stairs now?

00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:36.240
Yeah, we're waiting for other people. Okay, yeah, Sven, do you want to come sit on the stairs?

00:41:36.240 --> 00:41:42.640
And then we somehow need Andrew in here. Yes, do we have any shots of these guys?

00:41:42.640 --> 00:41:46.240
Oh, yeah, we've got Andy for the first time. Oh my God, this is amazing. Okay.

00:41:46.240 --> 00:41:48.640
I'm coming up. All right. Oh, no, you're not.

00:41:50.640 --> 00:41:57.040
Perfect. All right, cool. How are you looking so far? This is so much better than I could have possibly imagined.

00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:04.080
I legitimately feel bad for the conditions that people are working in,

00:42:04.080 --> 00:42:08.160
which was the goal, right? Yeah, the goal.

00:42:08.160 --> 00:42:10.400
It was. It was the goal. It sucks.

00:42:11.680 --> 00:42:19.760
Yeah, which is good. Because like, fake is funny, like a bit, but real is so much funnier.

00:42:21.120 --> 00:42:27.840
So the schedule for this week was I, okay, today is, oh my God, I'm so jet-lagged right now.

00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:31.600
It's today Wednesday. Tuesday. Oh, okay. So today is Tuesday.

00:42:31.680 --> 00:42:37.120
So yesterday, I think everyone was basically like, grab your stuff and get over here.

00:42:37.120 --> 00:42:43.040
No, this looks like more than one day. No, yesterday was Crater Warehouse, Socials, Cameron Dunne.

00:42:43.040 --> 00:42:46.160
Today was accounting. Some people moved in today.

00:42:46.160 --> 00:42:49.440
Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. So there won't be Tuesday moving.

00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:56.480
Tuesday, Wednesday, shoot. And then Thursday, Friday, is everybody like gets out of here?

00:42:56.480 --> 00:43:04.480
Yeah, Thursday, Friday. Yeah, Thursday, Friday, we shoot. And then next week, the actual people who live here now, we're going to have the movers that

00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.360
took all their stuff out, move all their stuff back in.

00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:12.800
Oh man. I mean, it's a pretty sweet deal, you know, like go on two week vacations.

00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:16.560
Yeah, yeah. Oh, I guess I should say, we didn't just like demand this.

00:43:16.560 --> 00:43:24.960
We not only like obviously are paying for everything to be moved out, moved back in

00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:29.760
and the house cleaned, but we also sent the entire family that lives here on vacation

00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:34.400
during the time that we're here. So it's two weeks of vacation. So that was the deal.

00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:38.960
Fun fact, we've actually owned that vest that Colin is wearing

00:43:39.520 --> 00:43:50.080
since we worked out of this house. And we used to store it in what used to be our props closet, which is now the

00:43:50.080 --> 00:43:56.000
like main bedroom walking closet. And I'm not going to open because that's one of the things that we didn't clear out.

00:43:56.000 --> 00:44:00.000
This is the first time I've been in my office, though. This is great.

00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:03.760
This used to be the editing then. So Edzel was here.

00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:07.600
Brandon was here. Nick Van Berkel was here.

00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:11.200
Taryn was here. And then I sat with the editors.

00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:17.440
Wow, really, really guys bring that memories, man.

00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:22.400
That's the exact same thing. Just sat here and just stood here for a bit. Who did?

00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:24.080
Dennis. Oh, there he is.

00:44:26.640 --> 00:44:29.840
Okay, I don't want to see too much. I don't want to see too much yet. We haven't shot a lot of it yet.

00:44:30.720 --> 00:44:31.200
Sorry.

00:44:34.560 --> 00:44:37.920
How do you think people are going to react to this? Do you think it's better than the potato from last year?

00:44:38.640 --> 00:44:40.480
I think that this is...

00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:49.440
See, I always second guess myself because the best April Fools are the ones where you go...

00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:54.320
You know, but like it could be believable.

00:44:55.040 --> 00:44:59.920
And on the one hand, I mean, to me, this is obviously so stupid

00:44:59.920 --> 00:45:06.640
that it couldn't possibly be believable. But there are a lot of people who actually believe that we are in financial dire straits

00:45:06.640 --> 00:45:12.080
and to whom a move like this could be considered to be conceivable or something.

00:45:12.080 --> 00:45:16.080
I don't know. And who actually think that I'm some kind of tyrannical monster.

00:45:16.080 --> 00:45:20.240
So to those people, I mean, I guess I don't feel bad fooling them.

00:45:20.240 --> 00:45:22.240
And then to everyone else, hopefully they just think it's funny.

00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:29.520
I think it's funnier than last year. I think the somewhat, maybe sort of believability of it

00:45:30.080 --> 00:45:31.680
makes it funnier than the potato farm.

00:45:34.080 --> 00:45:37.760
And what's great is like Sharad is actually on a call right now.

00:45:39.040 --> 00:45:41.920
He's got a call in 10 minutes. Yeah, he's trying to figure it out.

00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:50.000
It's like, this is hilarious. This behind the scenes, honestly, I think is going to be in some ways better than the main video

00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:57.440
because the main video is going to be all like scripted and stuff. And this one is going to be no, no, but we actually did it.

00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:02.000
And all the real problems that we actually have.

00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:07.760
Yeah, it's going to be, yeah, it was a struggle going up and down every like five minutes.

00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:11.680
So I'm kicking people. I was like, I kicked someone in the head, I think. I said, I'm sorry. Yeah, and every schedule?

00:46:11.680 --> 00:46:15.520
I don't know. It's the kind of thing that like, we've done some really painful shoots before.

00:46:15.520 --> 00:46:19.680
You add first weather conditions or just like really grueling days.

00:46:19.680 --> 00:46:23.360
And it's one of those things when, where when you're in it, it sucks.

00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:27.680
But years later, you let you look back and you're like, oh my God, remember that time

00:46:27.680 --> 00:46:31.680
we moved into the house for three days? That was awful. What's going on in the backyard?

00:46:31.680 --> 00:46:34.720
You know, we used to shoot b-roll on this balcony. Oh, really? Yeah.

00:46:34.720 --> 00:46:37.040
We're getting the b-roll shots of the gaming chair. Yeah.

00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:41.120
Yeah, we're getting the aggregating our neighbors internet shots.

00:46:41.120 --> 00:46:44.320
Oh, nice. Nice. That's hilarious.

00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:50.960
Was that your idea? I think that was your idea. I can't remember. I think it was.

00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:55.200
At this point, every discussion I've had blends into one big company idea and we've worked

00:46:55.200 --> 00:46:58.320
on this together. But David did a lot of it, actually.

00:46:59.520 --> 00:47:01.920
The dragon energy was very strong on this one.

00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:06.000
I hate that green screen, by the way. The green screen is so...

00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:09.760
This looks so good. Oh my God.

00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:17.760
It's almost like you don't need a good one. So are we just going to straight-face upload this and not acknowledge it at all?

00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:22.000
We're doing it Wednesday, the real one. And it'll be probably about this bad.

00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:24.880
So yes. Why what... Oh, no. Hold on.

00:47:25.520 --> 00:47:30.080
Wait. Shouldn't we... Okay, hold on. What... So what is Riley doing when he's here?

00:47:30.080 --> 00:47:34.720
So we're faking that we're shooting a tech wind. Okay. So this isn't real that we're shooting today.

00:47:34.720 --> 00:47:39.440
We're just like setting up and starting. And then it'll be a shot of like, oh, that's what it looks like.

00:47:39.440 --> 00:47:43.360
But then on Wednesday, he's coming back and we're shooting a real tech link that will be uploaded that day.

00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:46.720
But we are just going to completely not acknowledge it.

00:47:46.720 --> 00:47:52.400
That's awesome. Yeah. So it's like... That's so funny. It'll be like Rancho where it's like, obviously something's up,

00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:56.560
but like, we're not really dealing with it. Oh, I love it.

00:47:56.560 --> 00:47:59.840
Oh, are we acknowledging it on land that we're going in a different set? No. I'll be cool.

00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:03.840
No, no. Luke and I are just going to straight up ignore anyone's comments about it.

00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:06.960
The other thing you could do is be like, you know, we are going to talk about it.

00:48:06.960 --> 00:48:10.480
We just don't... Not yet. Not yet. I don't think I should.

00:48:10.480 --> 00:48:14.800
I want to go absolutely silent. Nothing. Yeah, just let them stew.

00:48:14.800 --> 00:48:18.320
I vibe. Yeah. No, because we were like, why was it going so early?

00:48:19.120 --> 00:48:22.480
Because we thought it was going to be shot here. We were like, why? Why? What was going so early?

00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:26.240
We thought like, we were going to tell that we're shooting in the Langley House on Friday.

00:48:26.240 --> 00:48:30.640
And we thought we're going to acknowledge that we're in the Langley House. Oh, no. Yeah. So we all thought we're like, no.

00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:34.640
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Nothing gets acknowledged until you put the first.

00:48:34.640 --> 00:48:36.880
Okay. Hi, Riley. Hi. He's here.

00:48:37.680 --> 00:48:44.320
This is great. Okay. Now I feel, I mean, the news team people aren't here.

00:48:44.320 --> 00:48:47.040
No, just over the past. I don't think we hit them for this part. Yeah, I know.

00:48:48.080 --> 00:48:51.280
I mean, I figured that like, they wouldn't be... See if it's great.

00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:54.000
Got a green screen, Riley. Yeah, yeah, that's, that actually, I'm...

00:48:55.040 --> 00:48:58.080
Apparently, Nicole had to make it worse. It was actually like, pretty good.

00:48:58.080 --> 00:49:00.640
Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious.

00:49:01.200 --> 00:49:03.360
Yeah. Nicole, you sandbagged it?

00:49:04.560 --> 00:49:10.320
Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious.

00:49:11.120 --> 00:49:13.920
Man, is it, are we using that black magic thing?

00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:19.840
Really? Oh, wow. Green screening has gotten really good because like,

00:49:21.600 --> 00:49:26.320
we honestly had a better setup than this back in the day and we could hardly get it to look usable.

00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:30.320
Can we not have Riley off-screen? Can we just have him on-screen because of the way we shot that?

00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:33.520
It might be easier to master cut that way. So we just have...

00:49:33.600 --> 00:49:37.760
So instead, it says Riley off-screen. We're about to shoot Tech Link. Can we just have him on-screen?

00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:40.960
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just looking at the shot of him. Yes. Yeah, I think you're right. I'd prefer that.

00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:44.080
Because yeah, we're not going to be able to get a good matching shot of you. Exactly.

00:49:44.720 --> 00:49:48.800
Linus, I can hear you! They're like, this sucks! So at the end of his line, that hard cuts to outside.

00:49:48.800 --> 00:49:51.680
So there wouldn't be a spot for it. Oh, okay. I like that idea.

00:49:52.560 --> 00:49:53.040
I like your...

00:49:56.240 --> 00:49:58.080
After today, I'm actually going to read this article.

00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:04.880
Slash us, slash us. Linus, one step to your right, and then turn around under 80 degrees.

00:50:06.560 --> 00:50:11.360
Yeah, and then turn around that way? Yeah, that's perfect. Like doing the dip real quick? Yeah, of course.

00:50:11.360 --> 00:50:16.480
You can see that. You can see that, but it's... If anything, that's more in focus than I am.

00:50:16.480 --> 00:50:19.600
Is that supposed to be a live feed?

00:50:19.600 --> 00:50:23.040
So is he just going to kind of like go along with it? He'd be surprised.

00:50:23.040 --> 00:50:25.440
He'd be surprised at similarities. Oh my god.

00:50:26.320 --> 00:50:29.760
Okay, that's really funny. Good morning! Okay, so you're good.

00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:32.960
Was this actually less work than just having a live feed?

00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:36.960
Yes. Oh, okay. Well, we would have to bring the ultimate set up and fiddle with it.

00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:40.080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had the discussion, yeah.

00:50:40.080 --> 00:50:43.200
I love it. I love it. That's great. Okay, so starting here...

00:50:43.200 --> 00:50:47.680
Line. And I'm saying... I'm reading, I'm talking.

00:50:47.680 --> 00:50:50.560
You're talking, but do it, no... We'll get real audio tech link.

00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:56.320
So we have Riley saying, okay, guys, quiet down, more suit, more suit, blah, blah, blah.

00:50:56.320 --> 00:51:00.240
And I go, oh, look, they're about to shoot tech link. And I'll just turn around. Yeah, yeah, bro.

00:51:01.200 --> 00:51:05.280
And then we can totally use Riley's thing, because remember, I like whispering.

00:51:05.840 --> 00:51:08.160
We can just get him saying like,

00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:12.480
minus, I can still hear you. And then I just keep f***ing talking.

00:51:13.520 --> 00:51:16.960
It's supposed to be whispering. Yeah, if you keep delivering it, yes, you can talk over it.

00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:20.960
I did. Last time. Yes, let's do that. So then he can, we can just get an audio.

00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:26.240
Yeah, because you can't move too much. That's the problem is you can't like turn and address him.

00:51:26.240 --> 00:51:30.480
No, no, no. Yeah, just audio, just Riley's audio. Like literally just going to keep looking and be like,

00:51:31.120 --> 00:51:34.720
and Apple is going to release Linus, I can still hear you. Yeah, I like that.

00:51:34.720 --> 00:51:38.320
I like that. That's good. How are we going to deal with that?

00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:41.920
My stuff just, oh right, because I go outside. Yeah.

00:51:41.920 --> 00:51:45.280
So we're just going to have a bit of a drone of Riley trying to tech link.

00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:49.600
Yeah. Um, yeah. And then we'll bring in the real audio that we're shooting here,

00:51:49.600 --> 00:51:52.800
only when he's getting upset. Thanks to the AI. Oh, hello.

00:51:52.800 --> 00:52:00.080
You're just audio, right? Yeah. Thanks to AI, Apple's next iPad is expected to have a sense of self,

00:52:00.080 --> 00:52:02.000
and Linus, I can still hear you.

00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:08.160
Yep. That's good.

00:52:09.600 --> 00:52:14.720
Can we do one more version where Riley gets, where Riley does an eye,

00:52:14.720 --> 00:52:20.160
eyes over here? Yeah. So I'll give you an eye line. I'm basically like here creeping around, like whispering.

00:52:20.160 --> 00:52:22.800
See, I'm shooting as well. So I think I've got it. Okay. Okay.

00:52:23.280 --> 00:52:28.080
Thanks to AI, Apple's next iPad is supposed to have a sense of self, Linus.

00:52:28.080 --> 00:52:29.360
I can hear you talking.

00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:34.560
Come on. Okay.

00:52:34.560 --> 00:52:36.080
Perfect. That's good. Go ahead. Yeah.

00:52:38.080 --> 00:52:41.600
I'm all done. You are all done. You are all coming back tomorrow to actually shoot Tech Link here.

00:52:41.600 --> 00:52:45.520
Yes. That is real. Okay. That sounds great. Because they're going to try and set it up.

00:52:45.520 --> 00:52:50.000
Um, no acknowledgement though.

00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:53.280
Yeah. It's just going to be a bad day. A bad green screen.

00:52:53.280 --> 00:52:57.920
Yeah. And no reason given. Yeah. That was the idea. Okay. Cool. That would give people like, what is going on?

00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:01.120
Yeah. And then the show is going to be ****ed. Yeah.

00:53:01.120 --> 00:53:04.560
Oh really? Oh, are you doing it here? We're doing it here. Oh man. I know.

00:53:06.080 --> 00:53:09.440
Good luck to you. Thank you. Oh, hi Dan. I can't be on camera right now.

00:53:09.440 --> 00:53:12.720
Oh. Oh, no. I don't know if this is still a show business. Oh yeah. It's just for show time.

00:53:12.720 --> 00:53:15.840
Oh, hi. That's totally fine. All right. Yeah. Wanshover battle.

00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:19.920
You can't be on camera? I can't be the main video because my part's in the server.

00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:25.840
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. No, this is just for, honestly, the behind the scenes is so much better than...

00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:29.440
Oh yeah. Well, this will be great. ...like everything else. How are you setting up Wanshover?

00:53:29.440 --> 00:53:32.960
I... Here, do you want to come get a little closer to me? No, no, no. No, I don't want to see it yet.

00:53:32.960 --> 00:53:36.160
Oh, I'm just going to talk. I'm just going to talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait. Oh.

00:53:36.160 --> 00:53:39.680
Yeah, we can just stem away if you want. Sure. Yeah, let's stem away. First.

00:53:39.680 --> 00:53:46.240
Yeah. We actually did a couple of Wanshows in what was Luke's bench testing slash office area

00:53:46.240 --> 00:53:52.880
against this wall. Okay. And then that didn't work, so we moved into here.

00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:56.480
Okay, okay. So this... Here, Dan, come here.

00:53:56.480 --> 00:54:04.400
Sure. So this is the entire throw distance between the back of the set.

00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:06.880
Oh, God. And the camera. Okay.

00:54:07.600 --> 00:54:13.600
We had a couch. We had about this much space behind the couch.

00:54:13.600 --> 00:54:17.440
And then we just had a wall of boxes. I mean, you've seen the old Wanshows, right?

00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:21.040
Yeah. And then we were basically... But why the boxes?

00:54:21.040 --> 00:54:25.520
We had a coffee table here that just had the monitor for monitoring the stream.

00:54:25.520 --> 00:54:31.680
Yeah. And then the camera on a tripod, and this is the entire space we had.

00:54:31.680 --> 00:54:35.120
Amazing. Amazing. Do we have a good enough connection here?

00:54:35.760 --> 00:54:39.760
Yeah, we'll be okay. Because it's 750 unity, right?

00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:42.160
I don't know. They've had a lot of problems today.

00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:48.240
Okay, well, we'll find out. I mean, that might be due to the server room, but we'll see.

00:54:48.240 --> 00:54:51.440
Oh, am I going to see a thing? I do want to see it before we...

00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:57.200
No, no, no. I'll wait. I'll wait. Okay, you should wait. Yes. Let's get you in the server room, because I'm going to walk in.

00:54:57.200 --> 00:54:59.440
All right, cool. I'm so excited for this part.

00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:04.800
This barbed wire. It's fake.

00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:11.600
It's fake. I was about to say they couldn't possibly make it any worse than it actually used to be,

00:55:11.600 --> 00:55:14.400
but it's David and Dan, so I think I have faith.

00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:18.160
Hey, Dan. I noticed that actually...

00:55:18.960 --> 00:55:21.440
What's up? This guy.

00:55:23.120 --> 00:55:26.160
I noticed that actual editors were actually editing downstairs.

00:55:26.160 --> 00:55:30.480
Do we have a backup of the Wannick server here? We have the PNAS.

00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:33.760
Oh, really? Yes, the PNAS is in service today.

00:55:34.720 --> 00:55:38.000
And then how are we synchronizing the changes? I don't know.

00:55:39.600 --> 00:55:42.800
I wasn't involved in that. Oh, okay. Neat.

00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:46.320
Can't shoot for later. Was Sean involved in that? Yes. Oh, good.

00:55:47.280 --> 00:55:50.480
Okay. I think Jake as well. Okay. All right. Just Dan.

00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:52.080
Yeah, just making sure. Getting your Dan.

00:55:57.200 --> 00:56:03.040
I just have to keep reminding myself. I talked to Teran about this and we were on the same page.

00:56:04.240 --> 00:56:08.640
I think we agreed on two to three days of completely lost productivity for the company.

00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:15.200
Look, April Fool's is my favorite day of the year, so...

00:56:18.320 --> 00:56:21.440
How do we want up this, though? I don't know. I was just thinking like, how do you want up this?

00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:25.200
It's kind of hard. I think it might be impossible. Yeah, we can absolutely get up.

00:56:25.200 --> 00:56:26.400
My vision.

00:56:30.080 --> 00:56:32.720
It's okay. It'll fix. It goes. It goes. It bounces.

00:56:33.280 --> 00:56:36.560
But then you have your money angel. I saw that, too.

00:56:36.560 --> 00:56:39.600
That's hilarious. Now, server room.

00:56:39.600 --> 00:56:41.600
Oh, it's looking good.

00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.600
Almost as good as our state-of-the-art server room.

00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:54.400
Okay.

00:56:57.600 --> 00:57:00.720
I didn't see you. I just heard no to this. I was like, that's weird.

00:57:01.680 --> 00:57:05.920
Oh, my God. Okay, I think we might... We'll probably keep holding the door note.

00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:08.240
I think we might use that for the behind the scenes.

00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:13.200
Did we tell Dan the lines? No, he doesn't really have lines.

00:57:13.200 --> 00:57:15.760
He didn't know. He didn't start me at all. Okay, perfect.

00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:19.680
Oh, my God. Oh, God. What the f**k? The mirror.

00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:23.200
The mirror. We pull... Oh, I see the mirror, Dan.

00:57:24.560 --> 00:57:29.360
Did we pull these storage hangers back into duty or are they just here and dropped? No, they're just there and dropped, yeah.

00:57:31.600 --> 00:57:34.560
Oh, my God. Okay.

00:57:36.640 --> 00:57:39.840
All of this is actually in production. This is fun. Yeah.

00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:43.680
So this is your backlight internet for the whole house.

00:57:43.680 --> 00:57:48.960
And then the P&S is actually in service over there. The water is still turned on because we couldn't get under it.

00:57:48.960 --> 00:57:51.600
So all of the power cables are in the sink.

00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:54.880
Okay. Good. All right. So, um...

00:57:55.600 --> 00:57:59.360
Yeah, what's going on? You look very disheveled in that. Thanks. That was weird.

00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:03.200
That sounded really good. I'm really looking forward to shaving on Saturday.

00:58:04.960 --> 00:58:08.160
Just specifically not. Just for this. That is hilarious.

00:58:08.160 --> 00:58:11.520
Ah! The behind the scenes is so much better than the real video.

00:58:11.520 --> 00:58:15.120
I accidentally shaved about a week after I spoke to David and was upset.

00:58:15.120 --> 00:58:18.640
But I stopped since and it's getting really, really irritating.

00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:24.080
How long did that take for that serving? Um, I think we spent a couple hours on it.

00:58:24.080 --> 00:58:27.120
Just because we were making sure that the downstairs internet worked.

00:58:27.120 --> 00:58:29.680
Because all of this actually has to be functional. Yeah.

00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:35.040
Like, it's kind of a mix of set deck and other stuff like the cables.

00:58:37.120 --> 00:58:41.360
It was really easy to patch because you just kind of get a cable and you drop it on the floor

00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:43.440
and then you patch it in like an inch.

00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:48.560
So that was a lot of fun. But yeah, it's actually in production.

00:58:48.560 --> 00:58:50.960
The PNAS is basically with speeding all the editors.

00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:55.840
This rack is actually functional. These two are not. Those are basically just fake.

00:58:56.560 --> 00:59:01.040
Uh, mostly to make the new UDM Pro or whatever they are, light up more.

00:59:02.240 --> 00:59:04.880
So yeah. Yeah.

00:59:05.840 --> 00:59:10.080
And then because we're deploying new, what is it?

00:59:10.080 --> 00:59:12.880
High availability Wecket Foster, new, new, old, new Wannock.

00:59:13.760 --> 00:59:17.520
I'm kind of gotten a bit insane with the Wannock everywhere. Wannock 10.

00:59:17.520 --> 00:59:22.160
Wannock 10. So like high and, you know, we've got like,

00:59:22.240 --> 00:59:25.440
who's Wannock and Mother Vault and all that sort of stuff.

00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:29.920
So we're going to grab the still frame and try to decipher this. I want people to try and get like,

00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:34.640
Well, you're going to get either full plane or just get kind of like this. Okay, so we've got a couple of these guys in there.

00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:38.960
I'm doing this for you full plane. Thank you.

00:59:39.840 --> 00:59:41.920
Thanks full plane. Okay.

00:59:43.040 --> 00:59:46.880
This is from those, uh, Varjo guys, right? Oh no, this is Meta.

00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:50.000
Which Meta, which Meta is this? Oh, this is the first pro.

00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:52.240
I didn't even recognize it. It's so irrelevant. Yeah.

00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:56.720
So this is right outside. To do it. Yeah. I had a lot of fun today.

01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:05.280
I, uh, I, I knew, I knew this would be fun for you.

01:00:06.240 --> 01:00:10.560
I, I, I think it is. Yeah, this is more, it's funny.

01:00:10.560 --> 01:00:15.120
I've had to like switch hats a couple of times between like writer and then project management into,

01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:19.760
you know, making this happen. And so everyone's gone.

01:00:19.760 --> 01:00:23.760
I know it's weird. Wow. There's so much room for activities now.

01:00:23.760 --> 01:00:28.080
Anyone like land party? Let's go. Let's go. Oh, this is a pretty bad insistence.

01:00:28.080 --> 01:00:33.200
This is hilarious, man. The, the fact that everyone was actually packed in here

01:00:33.200 --> 01:00:38.000
and we cover it so little is what gives this the production values.

01:00:38.000 --> 01:00:41.920
And I think the fact it's right at the beginning, you see the craziest part.

01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:46.960
And then there's all these weird things that happen upstairs, but the money shot is really just. Yeah, it's crazy.

01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:49.280
So cute the way he pretends to understand us when we're talking.

01:00:51.200 --> 01:00:56.960
I felt it.

01:00:56.960 --> 01:01:01.120
I felt that coming. I could tell you weren't talking.

01:01:01.120 --> 01:01:03.200
Yeah. And I was like, I got to acknowledge it.

01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:09.440
Even on the full plane exclusive, cut it before he talks. Oh, we actually, he's actually spoken on full plane.

01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:12.640
Has he? Yeah. I told him. Okay, fine. All right. All right.

01:01:12.640 --> 01:01:15.760
Full plane knows, full plane knows. Full plane knows, full plane knows.

01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:19.520
Do we moderate the subreddit and like delete any reference to that he talks?

01:01:19.520 --> 01:01:24.000
No. I kind of wonder if you want to. There's only been one big one of like,

01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:27.680
why doesn't Colin speak? And then they show the Mac Address or whatever you're talking about.

01:01:27.680 --> 01:01:31.360
Okay. That's fine. I think for most of the Normie viewers though, it's still definitely.

01:01:31.360 --> 01:01:35.440
That's who I'm doing it for. Yeah. Just all these two people. Day two, let's go.

01:01:36.320 --> 01:01:40.160
I really hope we're able to get this place back to how we left it. Why should we do that?

01:01:40.160 --> 01:01:43.520
All right. Yeah, it'll be you problem. That's probably what I'm doing on the way back.

01:01:43.520 --> 01:01:46.000
It'll definitely be. It'll definitely be back to how we left it.

01:01:47.680 --> 01:01:49.920
That we know for sure. I can talk to the landlord.

01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:54.240
Yeah. I don't know. I heard he's kind of an ass.

01:01:54.240 --> 01:01:58.320
It's back in his old office. The only difference is now he shares it with six other people.

01:01:58.960 --> 01:02:04.720
Yeah, let's go. What's the soapy? Hey, at least I don't get kicked out every Friday at 4pm for the freaking WAN Show.

01:02:05.600 --> 01:02:08.560
You will. You will. We're doing WAN Show in here. Oh my God.

01:02:10.560 --> 01:02:14.480
We're not going to acknowledge it though. We're just going to like. Do it. Be doing WAN Show.

01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:17.600
It's going to be in a weird location. We're going to completely straight-paste it.

01:02:17.600 --> 01:02:21.200
Do it on the front porch. Stone cold. No, no, no. It's got to be in here. It's got to be in here.

01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:26.480
Classic. Are you bringing back all the boxes of like razor crackens and sh**?

01:02:26.480 --> 01:02:29.760
I don't know what the plan is for the background.

01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:32.400
Oh my. Maybe just. The medical services bag?

01:02:33.280 --> 01:02:36.880
Okay, that we could find. The human organ transport bag.

01:02:36.880 --> 01:02:38.480
Oh, and bring the crowbar.

01:02:41.760 --> 01:02:44.720
But everyone... Oh, yeah, it'd be like bustling a little bit more.

01:02:47.600 --> 01:02:52.080
Honestly, this whole place is kind of hot. Not only is every computer a space heater,

01:02:52.080 --> 01:02:56.080
but every single one of my world-class meat sacks produces around 80 watts.

01:02:57.120 --> 01:02:59.840
Yes. Are you working on getting money? Yes. Yes.

01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:02.640
What is this?

01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:11.920
I actually can't show any of this. Eventually, I think your best bet's going to be seeing closer.

01:03:11.920 --> 01:03:15.600
I didn't even know about the blood tubes. I'm not sure if it was somewhere. Is there any people?

01:03:15.600 --> 01:03:18.960
Should we get any other shots we need before we do the blood thing?

01:03:18.960 --> 01:03:22.560
Yeah. Because it just like doesn't really work. No, I got it pumping through here.

01:03:22.560 --> 01:03:28.880
So I got the bubbles coming from there. There. Do we have it just like everyone working at their faces and stuff?

01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:29.440
Okay, cool.

01:03:33.200 --> 01:03:36.320
The blood might be a bit much, but in order for you to show...

01:03:36.320 --> 01:03:39.760
Oh, wow. So right here. Why does this have blood on it?

01:03:40.720 --> 01:03:46.480
Question. You should ask Sarah this. She painted it fresh from the...

01:03:47.600 --> 01:03:50.080
Where the? The box. Why with blood?

01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:57.120
I put my blood, sweat, and tears into it Linus. Like we do with all of our merch here at LTD store.

01:03:57.120 --> 01:04:02.000
And you can get... Okay. And you can get yours with authentic Sarah T...

01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:14.720
Okay. You heard it here first.

01:04:14.720 --> 01:04:17.920
One in every hundred shirts will have authentic Sarah tears on it.

01:04:19.120 --> 01:04:20.080
Prove we didn't do that.

01:04:22.480 --> 01:04:23.120
Don't even know.

01:04:25.520 --> 01:04:28.560
How holy of you, huh? Okay.

01:04:29.520 --> 01:04:31.520
Andy, you got them? Awesome. Yeah. Cool.

01:04:33.520 --> 01:04:36.240
Let's go for it. I tell him I'm God.

01:04:37.600 --> 01:04:38.880
He's not very smart.

01:04:42.640 --> 01:04:43.440
That's...

01:04:47.440 --> 01:04:50.800
Who's... That is driving me mad. I don't know what this is. What is that?

01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:54.480
What is that? That's the whole point. That's the whole point.

01:04:54.480 --> 01:04:58.400
We're going to die here, by the way. They're putting this above everyone else.

01:04:59.600 --> 01:05:02.160
If this falls, then we all fall and we all die.

01:05:05.200 --> 01:05:08.640
Are you excited already? We're supposed to get all... Oh, I love it. I love this.

01:05:08.640 --> 01:05:12.160
This is our chairs right here. That's our chairs?

01:05:13.120 --> 01:05:16.080
Pure ergonomics. This is what we're here for.

01:05:18.240 --> 01:05:19.520
Yo, yo, Bats, can you...

01:05:21.280 --> 01:05:24.720
Oh, my... This is... That doesn't seem...

01:05:24.720 --> 01:05:25.600
Not a good idea.

01:05:30.240 --> 01:05:32.560
Nick, try to stay and... Don't let HR up here.

01:05:33.600 --> 01:05:36.000
Do you guys see this video? What are you going to say? I'm literally...

01:05:37.520 --> 01:05:42.720
I mean, scroll and comment, maybe. I just see the corner kind of...

01:05:43.840 --> 01:05:47.440
You don't like these sounds? I think we call that buckling. Do you want me to bottom or top?

01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:53.200
Artie, do you want me to bottom or top? See, this is why you're short.

01:05:54.080 --> 01:05:57.760
This is terrifying. I'm going to die. This is my death.

01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:01.200
That's so scary. Can you keep recording so at least my death is content?

01:06:02.720 --> 01:06:08.480
What do you think? The way it moves is not pleasant.

01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:11.680
It's the floor of the room waited for. Yes. A bunk bed?

01:06:11.680 --> 01:06:15.680
Yeah, it should be fine. It should be fine. Not his, but it should be fine.

01:06:15.680 --> 01:06:18.960
It should be fine. Okay. All right. Oh, my God.

01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:23.360
I just need to get pretty far back at our desk there. But if you want to...

01:06:25.120 --> 01:06:28.240
I'm actually going to die. Okay, no, I'm not wrong.

01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:34.560
Okay. You guys doing good? This was a bash, and I have a question.

01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:38.320
I have a question for you. Why are you not posting cat names?

01:06:39.440 --> 01:06:44.880
Well, I saw that we got paid. The average salary is $70,000 in this company,

01:06:44.880 --> 01:06:46.720
but I only get paid in cloud exposure.

01:06:48.480 --> 01:06:49.520
That's a good question.

01:07:01.040 --> 01:07:04.720
Yeah, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm good, I'm good. I'm fine, I'm fine.

01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:11.440
I'm good, I'm good. So this is to combat the hot water.

01:07:11.440 --> 01:07:14.240
We actually got hot water into the... To combat the cold water.

01:07:16.240 --> 01:07:18.080
I think that's going to get cold. Please be careful.

01:07:20.720 --> 01:07:22.960
I just don't want to slip and then like fall with all that.

01:07:24.640 --> 01:07:27.200
They got Red Bull in there. How hot is it?

01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:32.320
It's pretty hot. It's steaming hot. It's steaming hot. It's heat won't burn, so...

01:07:35.120 --> 01:07:40.240
Ouchie. And this is what we're doing for the next hour, just licking the water for an hour.

01:07:42.240 --> 01:07:45.520
It's basically nothing. Well, you know, we don't have any budget for anything anymore, so...

01:07:45.520 --> 01:07:48.560
Yeah. Yeah, someone has to suffer. What?

01:07:48.560 --> 01:07:51.680
So is this the fake blood? No, this is the real one.

01:07:51.680 --> 01:07:56.560
Oh, well, legally it's a fake blood. Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, for video.

01:07:58.560 --> 01:08:02.480
Welcome to the backyard. Yeah, because Jigs are here. Oh, so you're going to the chair?

01:08:02.480 --> 01:08:05.680
Yeah, I'm sorry. Belle. Belle. Belle. Belle. Belle.

01:08:06.240 --> 01:08:12.560
We, at some point, made the decision to have the team spill over into the outside and garage spaces.

01:08:14.880 --> 01:08:18.080
You know, figured suspension of disbelief just wouldn't last that long.

01:08:18.080 --> 01:08:21.040
If we tried to pretend we had all 100 people, but don't lose an eye.

01:08:24.880 --> 01:08:27.600
He needs those for operating the computer.

01:08:31.440 --> 01:08:34.480
Oh, there's Belle. Oh, my God.

01:08:34.480 --> 01:08:36.400
Belle's committed a bit. I like it. Oh, man.

01:08:37.680 --> 01:08:41.840
This is your company. Look, you cannot, whatever else you might think,

01:08:41.840 --> 01:08:44.720
you cannot deny the passion and commitment, okay?

01:08:45.440 --> 01:08:48.480
World-class team. Oh, my God.

01:08:48.480 --> 01:08:50.480
Oh, my God. Perfect checking.

01:08:54.720 --> 01:08:59.760
That is a computer. And not just an M1 MacBook Pro. Yeah, that's an Apple computer.

01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:04.160
He just like, everyone was like, no, we don't do it.

01:09:04.160 --> 01:09:07.520
Just tip it. Just no. Oh, sorry.

01:09:08.320 --> 01:09:10.560
Oh, wow. Sensor it. Sensor. What could go wrong?

01:09:11.440 --> 01:09:13.840
Yeah, not safe for Twitch. Where my body of conscious.

01:09:15.440 --> 01:09:19.120
Oh, my God. Is it warmed at all?

01:09:19.120 --> 01:09:23.680
No. Well, I guess. Okay. Definitely warmer than it was yesterday.

01:09:23.680 --> 01:09:27.840
Yeah. Did you see the radiator that we used to try to heat it up? I don't even really knew where to sit in this.

01:09:27.840 --> 01:09:30.880
I guess you just got to. How did you guys try to heat it up? There's a bucket, Peter.

01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:34.080
Wait, yeah, there's a place to sit. Oh, is that? It's like a step in the wrong direction.

01:09:34.080 --> 01:09:36.400
Do you just have to sit all the way in? My God.

01:09:38.400 --> 01:09:41.680
Oh, my God. Are you shaking? No. The bubbles are just air, I promise.

01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:47.840
Dude, I'll try and nail this in one take, okay? Okay. Work into it. Oh, this is, I can barely see your hands.

01:09:48.480 --> 01:09:54.640
Well, well, I want to see it. Okay, yeah. I want to basically see it and then step out.

01:09:54.640 --> 01:09:58.400
Yeah, yeah. Oh, you know what? Then we can do that. Yeah, and then you just, you step over here.

01:09:58.400 --> 01:10:00.960
And then I just start walking immediately. Okay. Okay.

01:10:01.760 --> 01:10:03.920
Was it you sign on the way? Was it something?

01:10:05.200 --> 01:10:08.560
Just, just, yeah. You just, yeah. Just walk around. Just shoot it, yeah. Can Belle get out?

01:10:09.360 --> 01:10:12.640
Can, is there anyone? Euler? Ah, it's got a nice name. Oh, my God.

01:10:13.280 --> 01:10:16.880
Did you make a worm spot? Just we can't move at all.

01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:20.560
Yeah. Oh, yeah, once you move. We got to wait for Jake's choice. We can do the ShortCircuit because it's the same bit.

01:10:20.560 --> 01:10:23.440
So, let's see what happens. Oh, my God. You're shooting a whole ShortCircuit in there?

01:10:24.000 --> 01:10:27.680
We'll see how much Jake will put up with. With the unboxing, we're hoping.

01:10:27.680 --> 01:10:31.120
Wait, Jake Tyvee. You're going to put him in there? Yeah. It'll be him and I.

01:10:31.120 --> 01:10:34.240
Because I'll be fact-checking him in here. Oh, my God. That would be so funny. We can take stew.

01:10:36.960 --> 01:10:40.080
Bubbles. Bubbles. Oh, sorry. So we're just waiting.

01:10:40.080 --> 01:10:43.760
May I have your card, though? Oh, yes. That's all I am to you people. Just a wallet.

01:10:45.040 --> 01:10:47.760
Are you paying for dinner? No, it's just my own food.

01:10:49.760 --> 01:10:53.440
People, a lot of time people walk up to me for the sole purpose

01:10:53.440 --> 01:10:56.880
of asking for my credit card. That happens a lot. All right. Yeah, here you go.

01:10:58.400 --> 01:10:59.120
I'll sign it.

01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:06.000
You don't want to share your credit card with your full plane subscribers? I mean, you know what?

01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:08.080
It would be a brotherly thing to do, I guess, right?

01:11:09.440 --> 01:11:13.200
Is that a bed behind the HR booth? Oh, no. That's the hot tub cover.

01:11:13.200 --> 01:11:16.720
I mean, wow, that would have been something.

01:11:19.120 --> 01:11:24.160
All right. Just guys all wearing those and I didn't notice.

01:11:24.160 --> 01:11:28.400
Well, that's because we were under the car. We got the car. Oh, what a shame.

01:11:28.400 --> 01:11:32.080
Oh, that sucks. They're all wearing the tax write-off shirt.

01:11:32.080 --> 01:11:35.520
Man, this video is so full of Easter eggs.

01:11:35.520 --> 01:11:38.800
You're going to have to watch it like 10 times to find all the references.

01:11:38.800 --> 01:11:43.360
How wrong out of 10 did I get the explanation? Whitney, you're the resident CPA here?

01:11:44.480 --> 01:11:47.680
I mean, it's close enough. In layman terms?

01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:51.040
Yeah, close enough. You're wrong about the 50% tax,

01:11:51.040 --> 01:11:59.920
because that's a progressive tax problem. So, OK, I was fudging that a little bit.

01:11:59.920 --> 01:12:03.440
So I know that our corporate income tax is in the low to mid 20s.

01:12:04.080 --> 01:12:09.680
And then if I want to take out a dividend, I think it's approximately another 20, right?

01:12:09.680 --> 01:12:13.600
And then by the time I actually buy anything, I pay another 12%.

01:12:14.320 --> 01:12:18.560
So my point was by the time I tax everything,

01:12:18.560 --> 01:12:22.960
by the time I actually buy anything as a consumer, I'm paying 50% or something like that.

01:12:24.080 --> 01:12:28.160
Canada's probably around 55%. Realistically more, but it was one of those things

01:12:28.160 --> 01:12:32.160
where I didn't want to create negativity around the fact that I'm probably in a higher tax bracket

01:12:32.160 --> 01:12:35.360
than a lot of the viewers. They don't know that.

01:12:35.360 --> 01:12:38.320
So I sandbagged it a little. Can I show any of this?

01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:41.120
I have no idea. That'd be a Nick decision.

01:12:42.240 --> 01:12:47.360
Anyway, thank you. I'm glad I got the sign off now that we printed it on the journal already.

01:12:47.360 --> 01:12:50.480
Come on, Naomi Char. This is just behind the scenes right now.

01:12:50.560 --> 01:12:55.440
Yeah, watch your step on that. I don't want anyone to die. I kind of want to call it at the front of the line,

01:12:55.440 --> 01:12:56.080
if that works.

01:12:59.760 --> 01:13:03.760
If you could just be like gesturing. They won't let me talk.

01:13:05.040 --> 01:13:08.640
Do you want to be in the HR? Do you mind being in the HR line? You can do baby sign language.

01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:15.360
Like the Sims? I love it. Just gesture.

01:13:15.360 --> 01:13:20.160
You're upset about Linus. He treats you with absolutely no respect.

01:13:21.280 --> 01:13:24.800
It's not your fault that you're... Is this a documentary? It's not your fault that you're a baby and you can't talk.

01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:28.960
You can't learn the language. Whatever.

01:13:28.960 --> 01:13:32.000
Wait, what do I specifically... What do we... Yeah, go on. Well, you...

01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:35.760
You listen to his problems. You can't... Yeah, just do what you do.

01:13:35.760 --> 01:13:39.600
I understand. Just go like, yeah, just be like this, and then I'm just going to walk away.

01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:43.920
I'll piss off. Okay. Is there audio? I'm going to hit the table. Just so you know, don't be scared.

01:13:43.920 --> 01:13:47.440
Yeah. I'm going to slam on the table and then I'm going to walk away.

01:13:47.440 --> 01:13:50.160
Okay, Linus is going to walk up and be like,

01:13:50.720 --> 01:13:53.840
nobody likes a char, right? And everyone's just going to stare at him and be like...

01:13:54.640 --> 01:13:56.480
Maybe one... If one of you could like...

01:13:57.680 --> 01:14:01.440
Sort of just... I was thinking, or they come up with the idea of someone doing that

01:14:01.440 --> 01:14:04.560
and then I think someone just swat the hand away. Sure.

01:14:04.560 --> 01:14:07.680
Yeah. Everyone swats the hand away now.

01:14:07.680 --> 01:14:10.640
Okay, sure. Okay. All right.

01:14:11.840 --> 01:14:15.520
And securing a parking flood at our old office was almost a blood sport.

01:14:15.520 --> 01:14:18.400
So you can imagine parking your car here feels like the Thunderdome.

01:14:18.880 --> 01:14:20.960
People enter. One person gets rich.

01:14:22.320 --> 01:14:25.440
You know, like that angry Maxwell movie. In the meantime,

01:14:25.440 --> 01:14:28.480
we've developed an efficient system. Okay, hold on. Let's do it one more time. Yeah, sure. Count.

01:14:28.480 --> 01:14:30.560
That's good. Where should I go? Yeah, count.

01:14:31.680 --> 01:14:33.600
Okay. I don't know when to start.

01:14:35.120 --> 01:14:39.440
It's fine. Start when the camera makes its way to where you're like kind of in frame.

01:14:39.440 --> 01:14:43.040
Yeah. Okay. I think it's... I think pacing wise you're doing all right. Yeah.

01:14:43.040 --> 01:14:47.840
Can we switch Artie with one of the middle accounting folks?

01:14:47.920 --> 01:14:52.240
Just so it's not all of the accounting. I will say what did look cool though

01:14:52.240 --> 01:14:55.600
was people coming down the stairs while you were talking. Oh, sure.

01:14:56.400 --> 01:14:59.600
In that case, maybe Nick convinced you guys want to make your way down the stairs.

01:14:59.600 --> 01:15:01.760
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Oh, David makes a cameo.

01:15:03.680 --> 01:15:07.520
All right, cool. Okay. We could have allowed people to park in the garage,

01:15:07.520 --> 01:15:10.000
but as you can see, that's the lab now. Oh, no.

01:15:11.360 --> 01:15:14.640
Yeah. Is it... It's great. It's not freezing.

01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:17.680
No, it's fine. Totally fine. He's still in there. Define freezing.

01:15:17.680 --> 01:15:19.920
He's keeping it warm for you. Hey, Artie.

01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:24.720
Artie. I cannot drop.

01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:27.920
I'm keeping it cold for you. No, this is not HR. This is minus compliance.

01:15:27.920 --> 01:15:31.200
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's not. Well, let's look at the thing specifically about...

01:15:31.200 --> 01:15:35.040
He's kind of annoying. Oh, right. And short is anti-tight.

01:15:35.040 --> 01:15:36.240
That's just an observation.

01:15:38.240 --> 01:15:41.440
All right, try to keep my compliance factual. In previous April Fools,

01:15:41.440 --> 01:15:44.480
we've kind of gone out of our way to make it sort of straight faced at the beginning

01:15:44.480 --> 01:15:47.680
and then devolved into being more and more unhinged. Or like we've tried to.

01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:54.560
I feel like this one's just going to be all over the place. Sometimes I'm positive.

01:15:54.560 --> 01:15:57.120
Sometimes I'm deranged. I don't know, man.

01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:02.560
Well, we'll see how it turns out. It looks believable so far. Yeah, all right.

01:16:04.080 --> 01:16:07.920
Is this garage going to open? Are we going to have clearance here?

01:16:07.920 --> 01:16:10.800
Oh, God. Oh, wait for it before it...

01:16:11.680 --> 01:16:15.520
So close. Oh, my goodness.

01:16:15.520 --> 01:16:18.240
All right, well, that worked. It worked out. Nice.

01:16:20.400 --> 01:16:21.200
Yeah, exactly.

01:16:23.680 --> 01:16:30.800
Okay. So we'll have to figure out how exactly we want to arrange these.

01:16:33.440 --> 01:16:36.720
We have a piece of foam inside that we can do one of the things.

01:16:36.720 --> 01:16:39.120
I was just going to do that close-up shot of the office, but...

01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:44.000
Oh, of the fo... Like, oh, my God. We have foam on them. We're just going to like kiss bumpers.

01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:48.080
I think we should do that at the office so we can take more time and not do that here. Because it's going to be so close-up anyway.

01:16:48.080 --> 01:16:51.600
It won't matter what we do. Okay. But we'll see how many people are actually coming.

01:16:52.400 --> 01:16:55.440
You might not need to move actually. Your car is perfect. Yeah.

01:16:55.440 --> 01:16:57.280
So 1-2-3-4 is in this row?

01:16:59.040 --> 01:17:02.640
Okay. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. I'm in here.

01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:04.640
Okay, if you want me... Yeah.

01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:10.640
Who's driving this car? Who's this car? That's me. Get a move. We're going to double park, double park.

01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:15.280
Like, over there? Yeah. Okay. So this back alley is where we did,

01:17:15.280 --> 01:17:19.760
like, the giant Connect 4.

01:17:20.400 --> 01:17:23.520
And, like, we had, like, some water guns or something.

01:17:23.520 --> 01:17:28.400
Like, we're just, like, glassy good men. I'm amazed it took so long for the neighbors

01:17:28.400 --> 01:17:32.640
to complain and get us kicked out. Like, we were just kind of menaces.

01:17:32.640 --> 01:17:35.760
And it's not like we were, you know, 17-year-olds.

01:17:36.560 --> 01:17:40.720
You know, I was 27. Like, running around here like an idiot,

01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:43.200
honestly, it feels so ridiculous now.

01:17:44.160 --> 01:17:47.280
I think it's funny. It's cuter. It's cuter, okay.

01:17:47.280 --> 01:17:51.040
Yeah, like, anything that just doesn't have great shooting on it? Shoot it this way.

01:17:51.040 --> 01:17:55.120
Tell you what. Let's make this a bonus. We'll get it if we get it, and we'll just throw it in some way.

01:17:55.120 --> 01:17:58.400
We have time for other things, and then we'll, yeah, we'll come back to it. Okay.

01:17:58.400 --> 01:18:01.840
All right, cool. These weren't here before. They, uh, have to put them in.

01:18:01.840 --> 01:18:03.120
So, we're probably... Yeah.

01:18:04.960 --> 01:18:08.640
We're going to eat. Um, okay.

01:18:08.640 --> 01:18:12.240
I think the action is going to be in the garage now. We're setting up for the Labs bit,

01:18:12.240 --> 01:18:16.960
where Gary's in, like, some kind of torture device, if I am understanding it correctly.

01:18:17.680 --> 01:18:23.120
Do you remember what IP54 is? Like, splashes indirectly? Um, I think IP54 is pretty good.

01:18:23.120 --> 01:18:26.640
I just dipped the tip. That should be fine, right? Yeah, yeah, tipped it. Tipped it.

01:18:26.640 --> 01:18:29.200
All right, I could try this tip, too, girl. To dip this tip, too.

01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:33.280
What are you trying to do? Is this, like, a ubiquity competitor or something?

01:18:33.280 --> 01:18:37.600
Yeah, but we need internet at the house, right? So... So, guys, just watch that light that you understand.

01:18:37.600 --> 01:18:39.920
Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, brilliant.

01:18:40.800 --> 01:18:43.760
Yeah, splashes of water. Splashes. Yeah, my teeth feel good.

01:18:44.480 --> 01:18:47.760
Hypothermia. What's that, even? Jake party. Jake stew.

01:18:49.360 --> 01:18:49.600
Oh.

01:18:54.240 --> 01:18:57.440
Oh. You said another hot take. Bad.

01:18:57.440 --> 01:19:01.840
Yeah, okay, I know, right? Easily escapeable, but...

01:19:01.840 --> 01:19:04.800
Hey! HR! HR!

01:19:06.080 --> 01:19:09.040
Too late, Linus. It can't be unspanked.

01:19:10.880 --> 01:19:12.640
Get from my $40.90. Yes.

01:19:17.760 --> 01:19:18.720
Sorry, Jake. We'll see.

01:19:23.760 --> 01:19:27.680
So use code SHORTSERKET10 at the link down below to get 10% off trend micros pre...

01:19:28.880 --> 01:19:31.360
It is premium! Premium security suite.

01:19:32.320 --> 01:19:35.440
So use... Thank God we get to get out of this f***ing cold tub.

01:19:36.160 --> 01:19:38.480
My ears, though. You're so... You swear so much.

01:19:39.440 --> 01:19:42.000
Why do you think I'm swearing? I don't know. Get in!

01:19:43.680 --> 01:19:46.880
Later, Maiden. How are you feeling, Tyvie? The shorts help.

01:19:46.880 --> 01:19:49.920
Or the pants help. Watch out, R. Excuse me. I didn't really...

01:19:49.920 --> 01:19:53.040
It actually feels warm. I love it when I'm getting out. That's true.

01:19:53.040 --> 01:19:56.880
Whatever, I'm good. Also, I just grabbed my other type of one. Well, thank you for your commitment a bit.

01:19:56.880 --> 01:20:01.120
Yeah, there's more. Yeah, we'll go... Committed. Committed and uncomfortable.

01:20:01.120 --> 01:20:04.400
Thriving, one might say. The towel's already wet.

01:20:04.400 --> 01:20:07.520
And we stand on like a big slap or something, though. Oh my God.

01:20:08.160 --> 01:20:11.760
If you give me a slap, I will throw you in this hot tub. Huh. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

01:20:11.760 --> 01:20:14.320
Okay. It's right there.

01:20:15.280 --> 01:20:16.560
Even if I have to go with you.

01:20:18.480 --> 01:20:21.840
Good job, Belle. Oh, it's cold. Why do we only have one towel?

01:20:22.800 --> 01:20:26.800
You brought it! You knew that you were getting in? Why didn't you bring two?

01:20:26.800 --> 01:20:29.360
Where's your Intel, Mark? I'm doing great today. No.

01:20:32.960 --> 01:20:38.000
No people actually think you bought Intel stocks? No, I bought Super Micro, actually.

01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:38.880
I've done quite well.

01:20:41.120 --> 01:20:44.480
I'll hold up Ark and NVIDIA and be like,

01:20:44.480 --> 01:20:47.520
which one's better? And he's going to keep saying Ark and you just keep hitting him.

01:20:49.120 --> 01:20:52.160
Okay. Okay. Well, that's all right, in fact.

01:20:52.720 --> 01:20:56.800
Yeah, you don't have to hit him unless Gary's comfortable with that. Oh, yeah, I hit him. No, you enjoy it.

01:20:57.360 --> 01:21:02.160
Okay, stop. No, I'm going to have a line that I'm going to tell you,

01:21:02.160 --> 01:21:04.880
please go get the captails. Oh, God.

01:21:06.320 --> 01:21:09.360
This one actually doesn't hurt that much. It doesn't hurt. I got whipped with it.

01:21:12.160 --> 01:21:16.400
He did it to me first. HR accepts that as an excuse, right?

01:21:16.960 --> 01:21:18.640
Yeah, it was on a camera. I'm pretty sure.

01:21:20.880 --> 01:21:25.600
You don't want to overstate the joke. Yeah. It's not funny when you start repeating the same thing of like,

01:21:25.600 --> 01:21:29.520
it's hard to fit a lot of people. Yeah. So I think we did a good job giving him a variety.

01:21:29.520 --> 01:21:31.840
Is he still in there? Yeah, Gary likes it.

01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:36.240
You can take it home, Gary. Ark for the win.

01:21:36.240 --> 01:21:41.040
Stop it. You know people think he has an Intel stalk now?

01:21:42.560 --> 01:21:46.080
That's not Ark. That's Ork. Yeah, well, it's Ork thing.

01:21:46.080 --> 01:21:50.400
Yeah, it's the Ark Ork for the Ork variant of the Ark.

01:21:50.400 --> 01:21:55.280
I don't know what that branding is. It's strictly, well, we got it.

01:21:55.280 --> 01:22:01.200
It was like, man, put it on the nose. Okay, Andrew, let's go see the outside.

01:22:01.200 --> 01:22:02.720
It's like a real GPU, but uglier.

01:22:04.560 --> 01:22:08.800
Okay. No, bad. I know, but come on.

01:22:08.800 --> 01:22:12.720
Hello, logistics. Oh, careful, careful. Goodbye, logistics.

01:22:14.880 --> 01:22:17.440
How's the busy work treating you guys? Oh, wonderful.

01:22:19.840 --> 01:22:24.160
It's funny because that actually had about the vibe of like, the April Fool's video, but that was real.

01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:30.480
Thanks for your hard work. They don't care about me.

01:22:30.480 --> 01:22:32.640
Truth and fiction, they're blurring together.

01:22:34.320 --> 01:22:36.000
Hey, HR, how's it going?

01:22:37.840 --> 01:22:41.360
Just kidding. Who wants to touch it? I'm not. View Sonic, by the way.

01:22:42.000 --> 01:22:45.920
They arranged for LAN Fest to send all these over so that everyone's desks could have monitors.

01:22:45.920 --> 01:22:49.440
We actually, I don't know, want more than we used, but...

01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:59.280
Okay, okay. You, they want to almost shoot down a little bit if you can.

01:22:59.280 --> 01:23:01.600
Is there another bucket in there? Uh, yeah.

01:23:04.560 --> 01:23:07.760
Four, but... Oh, yeah.

01:23:07.760 --> 01:23:14.240
Yeah, that's fine. Um, I could be wrong, but I kind of want you even closer to the back.

01:23:14.240 --> 01:23:17.760
We can do that. Is that doable? Yeah, yeah. Oh, there's some boxes. Do me a spawn.

01:23:17.760 --> 01:23:19.440
No, no, no. Okay, there's good. That's perfect.

01:23:20.960 --> 01:23:24.000
Perfect. Wait, I changed my mind.

01:23:24.000 --> 01:23:27.840
Right there, Amber. I'm so sorry. Still with my bucket.

01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:31.040
No, no bucket now. No bucket, okay. I changed my mind completely about the bucket.

01:23:31.040 --> 01:23:35.280
Because I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to make my way in to, um...

01:23:36.720 --> 01:23:40.640
Actually, can I get, uh, Jamie, can I get you and Rhys to switch spots?

01:23:40.640 --> 01:23:45.280
Okay. So I'm going to, like, like, get in all too close to Jamie here.

01:23:45.280 --> 01:23:49.280
Rhys, can you wear the laptop sleeve on your head? Can I wear the laptop sleeve on my head?

01:23:49.280 --> 01:23:54.560
Yeah. Yes. Well, I can't have you pull your pants down once. Buzz is going to have to be a prominent display here.

01:23:54.560 --> 01:23:55.280
Oh, wonderful.

01:23:57.760 --> 01:24:02.320
Details matter, people. Sorry. You can't be a cult if you get green tags in the wrong places.

01:24:02.320 --> 01:24:06.560
See if it fits. Yeah, it does. Yeah, right. It looks like it's captured.

01:24:08.240 --> 01:24:11.600
So it obviously doesn't matter that in the other shot it's the other way around. No, okay.

01:24:11.600 --> 01:24:14.640
Wait, does he need the thing on his head?

01:24:14.640 --> 01:24:20.720
He's technically on probation. But he's on probation, like, five days after it will open.

01:24:22.160 --> 01:24:25.680
I would, I would say. Okay. Okay. Yeah, perfect.

01:24:25.680 --> 01:24:27.200
Thank you for being a good sport, though.

01:24:30.720 --> 01:24:34.480
What was that that just... Oh, it's my name tag. It's kind of a little adapter.

01:24:34.480 --> 01:24:35.360
It could be here, right?

01:24:38.000 --> 01:24:41.360
I don't think we'll need you. Yeah, no. Yeah, I don't get the answer. I'll come back.

01:24:41.360 --> 01:24:44.480
Like a little crack. No. Yeah, come back there. Yeah, I'll come back.

01:24:44.480 --> 01:24:48.640
Yeah. All right. So should I just say three people since there's only three?

01:24:48.640 --> 01:24:52.640
Yeah. Okay. Uh, I...

01:24:55.920 --> 01:24:59.680
Well, you've done a plate play for four reasons. Okay. Every day of the life.

01:25:00.400 --> 01:25:04.800
You're trying to get off of me. Okay, camera rolling.

01:25:06.320 --> 01:25:09.520
I was concerned that packing three people into such a tight space

01:25:09.520 --> 01:25:12.640
was going to be a problem, but given how little of our inventory is left...

01:25:13.760 --> 01:25:17.760
Hi. These guys honestly don't have that much to do, so who knows how long they'll be with us.

01:25:17.760 --> 01:25:21.440
Oh, no. Okay, let's do one more. The car's a bit changed.

01:25:22.480 --> 01:25:27.440
It was good, but the car just a little bit changed. Sure. Yeah. Okay, and rolling.

01:25:28.000 --> 01:25:29.840
Um, if they don't know...

01:25:31.040 --> 01:25:32.720
If they don't know where to find it.

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But how little of our inventory made it to the new space,

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it's not a problem. In fact, we're going to have more room soon

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because there's almost no work for them to do, is there? Oh, no.

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Okay, I don't know. Okay, that was really good. Okay. I'm the green guy for the green stream

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because I'm waiting for the news team to get here.

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This is too small. It's too small. So I'm going to take my pants off

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and actually just wear it, like pants.

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This is supposed to be small, but I'm like a medium, like in the upper area.

01:26:12.080 --> 01:26:14.800
My pants are small because I'm an average height king.

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Oh, it is the wrong way. Oh, you...

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Yeah, you just did the wrong... The flowy nipple is tackling for some reason.

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This is... I'm Riley.

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Hi. Jakuba.

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I don't want to be associated with this. Okay.

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And then behind you is Pijo.

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Pido. And Dabi. Which, uh, in Mandarin means beer.

01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:50.480
Oh, that's really exciting. What do you guys think of the house?

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Harder than the green guy. It's hard to think about the house on behind us.

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Why? I can see your balls from three miles away.

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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay. We'll green screen it out.

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I do like this. And now you can't see it. I just... We want to make people intrigued.

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But not reveal anything. But I think the only thing that will be revealed

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is that we're using a s*** green screen. Your comment, I can't believe this is the quality of the home technically.

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Wow. LMG has gone downhill. I think if me being there is obvious enough,

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they'll know it's a bit, but...

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Okay, so you are actually going to be there the whole time? Yeah.

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Good luck, everybody. It's like, okay. How much do I, like, overlap with him?

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No. Because I think optimally, you know, our room will be overlapping.

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What do we want this to be? Do we want the green screen to be s***y the whole time?

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Should I... Sorry, should I censor myself for the... No, it's okay.

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Go walking. Do they know that we swear? Yes.

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Yeah, I said s***. What will my mom think?

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Now I am...

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Perfect. I am the LMG human being.

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Shout out, reference. Shout out. Our tech news is gluten-free and organic,

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but it's far from cruelty-free. We've been keeping a clone of Mark Zuckerberg

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in a cage under the studio for study. We just pad the walls, so you can't hear him trying to be relatable.

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Speaking of friends...

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Speaking of friends, Raleigh and I aren't, but you greens not s***dxp480t

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can be your dad's new best friend. So if you're currently your dad's best friend,

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and you buy this, things may get awkward. Okay, nice job, guys.

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Can we just... Oh, my god. Yeah, what the...