WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.260 This is no ordinary smartwatch. This smartwatch helps you to lead a healthy 00:00:05.260 --> 00:00:08.840 and prosperous life. At least that's what it says on the front of the box, 00:00:08.840 --> 00:00:12.480 which is a pretty big claim. 00:00:12.480 --> 00:00:17.460 And I gotta say, after my recent trip to Japan, where I went to the Pompom Pirin Cafe, 00:00:18.460 --> 00:00:21.840 my confidence that a Sanrio co-branded product 00:00:21.840 --> 00:00:24.880 is going to live up to my expectations is pretty low, 00:00:24.880 --> 00:00:29.520 but it is cute. My goodness, is it ever cute? 00:00:29.520 --> 00:00:33.600 This is the very first smartwatch made for adults, 00:00:33.600 --> 00:00:37.600 branded with Sanrio characters. And if the product literature is anything to go by, 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:41.320 the feature set is actually shockingly complete. 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:45.680 Its IP68 is compatible with standard 22 millimeter bands, 00:00:45.680 --> 00:00:50.920 if you wanted to replace the adorable Hello Kitty strap that comes pre-installed. 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:56.360 It's microfiber leather, so not real leather, but it actually feels pretty solid, by the way. 00:00:56.400 --> 00:00:59.800 And it comes equipped with a whole suite of sensors, 00:00:59.800 --> 00:01:04.320 blood oxygen monitoring, heart rate monitoring, sleep monitoring, step counting, 00:01:04.320 --> 00:01:09.040 and even skin temperature monitoring. They say they can track how many calories you've burned, 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:13.800 and even boast two hour charging rates with seven to 10 days of battery life 00:01:13.800 --> 00:01:17.360 claimed off of that charge. Though they did note that if the microphone 00:01:17.360 --> 00:01:22.760 and speakers are active, that could go down. Let's take a closer look at the accessories really quick here. 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:27.560 Got some documentation. In Japanese, it is a Japan only product, 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:31.240 so that makes sense. 13 languages! 00:01:31.240 --> 00:01:35.520 Really does make you wonder, and I wonder this about a lot of Japanese companies 00:01:35.520 --> 00:01:40.480 and products. If you're gonna put all the work in to internationalize your product, sell it there? 00:01:40.480 --> 00:01:44.320 I mean, to be clear, as someone who has worked in developing products before, 00:01:44.320 --> 00:01:47.480 yeah, it's not always that simple, I get it, but. 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:51.360 Beat the tariffs with the Shipstorm sale event at lttstore.com. 00:01:51.360 --> 00:01:55.040 We are offering free shipping on any order worldwide 00:01:55.080 --> 00:01:58.200 over 150 US dollars, so it's a great time 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:01.280 to pick up a commuter backpack, a precision screwdriver, 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:05.600 or a stylish framework hoodie. Oh, I took it off to put on this jacket. 00:02:05.600 --> 00:02:10.300 The point is, we've also got never-before-seen pricing on our MCM Essentials bundle. 00:02:10.300 --> 00:02:12.560 Don't miss it, we'll have it linked down below. 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:18.080 Okay, charger goes on or something like that. Pretty classic smartwatch charger interface, 00:02:18.080 --> 00:02:21.240 not the strongest magnet I've ever seen. Only goes on the one way. 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:24.760 It's compatible with both Android and iOS, and, oh wow. 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:31.360 Immediately noticeable is the low resolution of the display, 240 by 284. 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:34.680 Not great, oh, well, it's a smartwatch, 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:39.760 why do I have to tell it what my fucking year it is? Okay, not too perresponsive, but I have to tell you 00:02:39.760 --> 00:02:45.000 what time it is? Oh my God, this is the interface? 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:50.560 You have to swipe once or every- Oh, that is a cute watch face. 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:55.760 With a giant bezel though. Goodness gracious. 00:02:55.760 --> 00:03:00.760 Okay. Yep, that's not a lot of slack for me. 00:03:00.760 --> 00:03:03.560 This is not the most comfortable strap I've ever worn. 00:03:04.480 --> 00:03:07.720 I feel like that's not really the point though. Okay. 00:03:08.840 --> 00:03:13.000 Ha! Oh my goodness. 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:18.520 Oh, oh, the crown doesn't, nope, yep. Oh, oh wow, that's a really fast timeout. 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:19.660 Oh, that's it? 00:03:21.600 --> 00:03:24.760 That's it, that's all, baby. Wow. 00:03:24.760 --> 00:03:30.280 That oak, oh, you can start a workout though. 20 different workouts, including plank. 00:03:32.600 --> 00:03:36.440 What is spinning bike? Oh, elliptical. Oh wait, but that's an elliptical. 00:03:36.440 --> 00:03:41.640 What the hell is the difference between, wait, what just happened? 00:03:41.640 --> 00:03:46.280 What just happened? What just happened is I need to tell you about our sponsor. 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:49.680 Breathe. That doesn't count. 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:53.800 That's not one of your 20 exercises. Okay, sure. 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:56.200 Hey, but they got badminton. Let's go! 00:03:57.480 --> 00:04:02.640 Okay, here, hold on, I'm gonna play some badminton. Splits that, I'm gonna make a shot, I'm gonna go back, 00:04:02.640 --> 00:04:07.600 I'm gonna make a shot, then I'm gonna like, make another shot, then I'm gonna deep bend, 00:04:07.600 --> 00:04:12.040 and I'm gonna do something over here, then I'm gonna go up, I'm gonna kill, 00:04:12.040 --> 00:04:16.000 and then I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna see if it has any idea that I did anything. 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:21.880 My heart rate is 92 from just that, because, okay, it doesn't track how many racket swings 00:04:21.880 --> 00:04:26.040 or anything like that, like the one plus one does. What was the point of me telling it 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:29.920 I'm playing badminton, then? If all it's gonna do is track steps, heart rate, 00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:34.400 and calories. Okay, stop. Too little data to save, yeah, well. 00:04:34.400 --> 00:04:38.720 Fuck you two, watch. I'll work hard however long I want. 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:42.920 Battery. Only so time out of function, oh, bump it. 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:46.240 Oh my God, the way it truncates words, like after one letter. 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:51.160 This like three second timeout is driving me nuts. 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:54.180 Like it isn't long enough to read a message on the screen. 00:04:54.180 --> 00:04:57.720 Plus side of a watch like this is they're not tracking 00:04:57.720 --> 00:05:02.320 and selling your data, okay? Because there's no way they're competent enough to do that. 00:05:02.320 --> 00:05:05.780 One of the big features is that there's six watch faces 00:05:05.780 --> 00:05:10.060 to choose from. That's specifically the Hello Kitty ones though. You can have other ones or you can upload your own 00:05:10.060 --> 00:05:13.360 or whatever, but let's go through all the Hello Kitty ones that are included. 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:20.320 That one's pretty cute, that's pretty cute. Man, copyright 25, Sanrio, L, like come on man. 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:23.840 I get it, but really? What the fuck, man? 00:05:23.840 --> 00:05:27.200 It's baked into all these images. Look, it's in a different spot here. 00:05:28.960 --> 00:05:32.880 That's messed up. It's a watch face. 00:05:32.880 --> 00:05:33.720 Don't. 00:05:36.280 --> 00:05:40.920 I've been using this thing for less than 15 minutes and I already want to like huck it at the wall 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:43.960 for how often it turns off. Okay, let's see if it can at least brighten 00:05:43.960 --> 00:05:44.880 when I lift it up. 00:05:48.160 --> 00:05:52.920 That delay though. Oh, okay. 00:05:52.920 --> 00:05:59.120 Okay, it's off again. Oh, whew. 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:01.720 Did you see how fast it turned off again too? 00:06:03.880 --> 00:06:05.960 Wow, what a piece of shit. 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:12.720 What can it even do? There's like no apps. 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:16.320 Okay, hold on music. I can, oh, oh, I can pair to my phone. 00:06:16.320 --> 00:06:20.240 Oh, the other one's paired to the phone. Okay, sure, no, no, no. We'll check out the other one, Cinema Roll. 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:24.240 Dude, like a dude with thicker, would not even be able to like wear these. 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:29.680 I was gonna say we deserve better, you know, from these big brands as consumers, but we don't. 00:06:29.680 --> 00:06:32.680 We don't deserve better. Because as long as we keep giving the money, 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:36.880 we deserve the shit that they shovel at us. That's what we deserve. 00:06:36.880 --> 00:06:40.280 The boot up time is really fast though. I gotta give them that. 00:06:40.280 --> 00:06:44.840 All devices, here we go. Okay, hold on. 00:06:44.840 --> 00:06:48.280 Is that an alarm? Scene control. Yeah, right. 00:06:48.320 --> 00:06:51.600 Ambitious. All right, there it is, alarm. 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:54.880 Okay, so you can add alarms here. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. 00:06:54.880 --> 00:06:59.880 What else we got here? What is this? Blood pressure, blood pressure, pressure? 00:06:59.880 --> 00:07:03.160 I feel like my blood pressure reading is gonna be pretty high right now. 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:04.320 That's a flashlight. 00:07:11.200 --> 00:07:13.480 Wrist turn, turn wrist open. 00:07:14.400 --> 00:07:17.480 What is the difference? Did it, did it change that? 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:19.720 That wasn't even a setting on here last time. 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:24.440 Wrist lift setting. Sensitive mode. 00:07:25.400 --> 00:07:28.640 Well, this is a new, this is a whole new menu. 00:07:28.640 --> 00:07:32.320 Okay, let's see, let's see. Is it faster? 00:07:32.320 --> 00:07:33.160 No. 00:07:35.560 --> 00:07:39.280 Screen time set though. Let's go, you can have up to one minute. 00:07:41.840 --> 00:07:46.520 Okay, there we go. Okay, find bracelet, find bracelet. 00:07:46.520 --> 00:07:47.360 Click to find. 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:56.560 Can you even hear that? That's the find my button. 00:07:56.560 --> 00:08:02.000 That's it, two vibrates, and that's all you get. One of the big features is of course 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:06.920 the Hello Kitty character voices that were made for this watch or something. 00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:11.520 Just do an alarm, just do an alarm. Oh, okay, so I gotta do this thing's alarm. 00:08:12.760 --> 00:08:18.280 Yeah, I'm changing it, I'm changing it. Oh my God, it is so hard to get it to move one notch. 00:08:18.280 --> 00:08:21.600 There. Okay, once. 00:08:35.880 --> 00:08:39.040 Huh. Do more, do more, do more. 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:41.080 Do more. 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:48.000 How much is this thing? Actually, no, don't tell me, let me guess. 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:51.000 It's for adults, so that means somewhere 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:55.120 between $15 at the drug store and $15 million. 00:08:55.120 --> 00:09:00.320 It's branded, so that means it costs three to five times as much. 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:05.320 So somewhere between $50 and $50 million then. 00:09:05.400 --> 00:09:09.440 I wanna give two different values. One for how much it's actually worth 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:13.760 for the tech that's in it, and one for how much I think they're charging for this 00:09:13.760 --> 00:09:17.840 based on that it's kind of cute. This is an AliExpress special. 00:09:17.840 --> 00:09:21.040 It's worth like 60 bucks, maybe 40. 00:09:21.040 --> 00:09:24.600 How much they're charging for it? I'm gonna say 300 USD. 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:28.880 Wow, $96 when converted from Japanese yen. 00:09:28.880 --> 00:09:34.560 $96, okay. So the upcharge for it being essentially 00:09:34.560 --> 00:09:38.080 just like AliExpress grade rubbish is only about double. 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:44.720 Well, with that in mind then, I can wholeheartedly recommend the Hello Kitty Sanrio 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:49.660 character smartwatches for anyone who doesn't really care about the functionality of their smartwatch, 00:09:49.660 --> 00:09:53.320 but just wants to show that they are blindly loyal 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:56.480 to Sanrio by wearing it on their wrist. 00:09:56.480 --> 00:10:00.160 That is my recommendation. Very qualified recommendation, 00:10:00.160 --> 00:10:03.240 but a recommendation nonetheless. Subscribe to ShortCircuit.