1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,260 This is no ordinary smartwatch. This smartwatch helps you to lead a healthy 2 00:00:05,260 --> 00:00:08,840 and prosperous life. At least that's what it says on the front of the box, 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,480 which is a pretty big claim. 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:17,460 And I gotta say, after my recent trip to Japan, where I went to the Pompom Pirin Cafe, 5 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:21,840 my confidence that a Sanrio co-branded product 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,880 is going to live up to my expectations is pretty low, 7 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:29,520 but it is cute. My goodness, is it ever cute? 8 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,600 This is the very first smartwatch made for adults, 9 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,600 branded with Sanrio characters. And if the product literature is anything to go by, 10 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,320 the feature set is actually shockingly complete. 11 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,680 Its IP68 is compatible with standard 22 millimeter bands, 12 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:50,920 if you wanted to replace the adorable Hello Kitty strap that comes pre-installed. 13 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:56,360 It's microfiber leather, so not real leather, but it actually feels pretty solid, by the way. 14 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,800 And it comes equipped with a whole suite of sensors, 15 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:04,320 blood oxygen monitoring, heart rate monitoring, sleep monitoring, step counting, 16 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:09,040 and even skin temperature monitoring. They say they can track how many calories you've burned, 17 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:13,800 and even boast two hour charging rates with seven to 10 days of battery life 18 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,360 claimed off of that charge. Though they did note that if the microphone 19 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:22,760 and speakers are active, that could go down. Let's take a closer look at the accessories really quick here. 20 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,560 Got some documentation. In Japanese, it is a Japan only product, 21 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:31,240 so that makes sense. 13 languages! 22 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:35,520 Really does make you wonder, and I wonder this about a lot of Japanese companies 23 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:40,480 and products. If you're gonna put all the work in to internationalize your product, sell it there? 24 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:44,320 I mean, to be clear, as someone who has worked in developing products before, 25 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:47,480 yeah, it's not always that simple, I get it, but. 26 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,360 Beat the tariffs with the Shipstorm sale event at lttstore.com. 27 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,040 We are offering free shipping on any order worldwide 28 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,200 over 150 US dollars, so it's a great time 29 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,280 to pick up a commuter backpack, a precision screwdriver, 30 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,600 or a stylish framework hoodie. Oh, I took it off to put on this jacket. 31 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:10,300 The point is, we've also got never-before-seen pricing on our MCM Essentials bundle. 32 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,560 Don't miss it, we'll have it linked down below. 33 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:18,080 Okay, charger goes on or something like that. Pretty classic smartwatch charger interface, 34 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,240 not the strongest magnet I've ever seen. Only goes on the one way. 35 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,760 It's compatible with both Android and iOS, and, oh wow. 36 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:31,360 Immediately noticeable is the low resolution of the display, 240 by 284. 37 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,680 Not great, oh, well, it's a smartwatch, 38 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:39,760 why do I have to tell it what my fucking year it is? Okay, not too perresponsive, but I have to tell you 39 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:45,000 what time it is? Oh my God, this is the interface? 40 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,560 You have to swipe once or every- Oh, that is a cute watch face. 41 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:55,760 With a giant bezel though. Goodness gracious. 42 00:02:55,760 --> 00:03:00,760 Okay. Yep, that's not a lot of slack for me. 43 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,560 This is not the most comfortable strap I've ever worn. 44 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,720 I feel like that's not really the point though. Okay. 45 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:13,000 Ha! Oh my goodness. 46 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:18,520 Oh, oh, the crown doesn't, nope, yep. Oh, oh wow, that's a really fast timeout. 47 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,660 Oh, that's it? 48 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,760 That's it, that's all, baby. Wow. 49 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:30,280 That oak, oh, you can start a workout though. 20 different workouts, including plank. 50 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,440 What is spinning bike? Oh, elliptical. Oh wait, but that's an elliptical. 51 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:41,640 What the hell is the difference between, wait, what just happened? 52 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:46,280 What just happened? What just happened is I need to tell you about our sponsor. 53 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,680 Breathe. That doesn't count. 54 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,800 That's not one of your 20 exercises. Okay, sure. 55 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,200 Hey, but they got badminton. Let's go! 56 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:02,640 Okay, here, hold on, I'm gonna play some badminton. Splits that, I'm gonna make a shot, I'm gonna go back, 57 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:07,600 I'm gonna make a shot, then I'm gonna like, make another shot, then I'm gonna deep bend, 58 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:12,040 and I'm gonna do something over here, then I'm gonna go up, I'm gonna kill, 59 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:16,000 and then I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna see if it has any idea that I did anything. 60 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,880 My heart rate is 92 from just that, because, okay, it doesn't track how many racket swings 61 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:26,040 or anything like that, like the one plus one does. What was the point of me telling it 62 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,920 I'm playing badminton, then? If all it's gonna do is track steps, heart rate, 63 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:34,400 and calories. Okay, stop. Too little data to save, yeah, well. 64 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:38,720 Fuck you two, watch. I'll work hard however long I want. 65 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,920 Battery. Only so time out of function, oh, bump it. 66 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,240 Oh my God, the way it truncates words, like after one letter. 67 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:51,160 This like three second timeout is driving me nuts. 68 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,180 Like it isn't long enough to read a message on the screen. 69 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:57,720 Plus side of a watch like this is they're not tracking 70 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:02,320 and selling your data, okay? Because there's no way they're competent enough to do that. 71 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,780 One of the big features is that there's six watch faces 72 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:10,060 to choose from. That's specifically the Hello Kitty ones though. You can have other ones or you can upload your own 73 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,360 or whatever, but let's go through all the Hello Kitty ones that are included. 74 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:20,320 That one's pretty cute, that's pretty cute. Man, copyright 25, Sanrio, L, like come on man. 75 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,840 I get it, but really? What the fuck, man? 76 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,200 It's baked into all these images. Look, it's in a different spot here. 77 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,880 That's messed up. It's a watch face. 78 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:33,720 Don't. 79 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:40,920 I've been using this thing for less than 15 minutes and I already want to like huck it at the wall 80 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,960 for how often it turns off. Okay, let's see if it can at least brighten 81 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,880 when I lift it up. 82 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:52,920 That delay though. Oh, okay. 83 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:59,120 Okay, it's off again. Oh, whew. 84 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,720 Did you see how fast it turned off again too? 85 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,960 Wow, what a piece of shit. 86 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,720 What can it even do? There's like no apps. 87 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,320 Okay, hold on music. I can, oh, oh, I can pair to my phone. 88 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:20,240 Oh, the other one's paired to the phone. Okay, sure, no, no, no. We'll check out the other one, Cinema Roll. 89 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:24,240 Dude, like a dude with thicker, would not even be able to like wear these. 90 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:29,680 I was gonna say we deserve better, you know, from these big brands as consumers, but we don't. 91 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,680 We don't deserve better. Because as long as we keep giving the money, 92 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:36,880 we deserve the shit that they shovel at us. That's what we deserve. 93 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,280 The boot up time is really fast though. I gotta give them that. 94 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:44,840 All devices, here we go. Okay, hold on. 95 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:48,280 Is that an alarm? Scene control. Yeah, right. 96 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,600 Ambitious. All right, there it is, alarm. 97 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,880 Okay, so you can add alarms here. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. 98 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:59,880 What else we got here? What is this? Blood pressure, blood pressure, pressure? 99 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:03,160 I feel like my blood pressure reading is gonna be pretty high right now. 100 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,320 That's a flashlight. 101 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,480 Wrist turn, turn wrist open. 102 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,480 What is the difference? Did it, did it change that? 103 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,720 That wasn't even a setting on here last time. 104 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,440 Wrist lift setting. Sensitive mode. 105 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,640 Well, this is a new, this is a whole new menu. 106 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:32,320 Okay, let's see, let's see. Is it faster? 107 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,160 No. 108 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,280 Screen time set though. Let's go, you can have up to one minute. 109 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:46,520 Okay, there we go. Okay, find bracelet, find bracelet. 110 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:47,360 Click to find. 111 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:56,560 Can you even hear that? That's the find my button. 112 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:02,000 That's it, two vibrates, and that's all you get. One of the big features is of course 113 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,920 the Hello Kitty character voices that were made for this watch or something. 114 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:11,520 Just do an alarm, just do an alarm. Oh, okay, so I gotta do this thing's alarm. 115 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:18,280 Yeah, I'm changing it, I'm changing it. Oh my God, it is so hard to get it to move one notch. 116 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,600 There. Okay, once. 117 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,040 Huh. Do more, do more, do more. 118 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,080 Do more. 119 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:48,000 How much is this thing? Actually, no, don't tell me, let me guess. 120 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,000 It's for adults, so that means somewhere 121 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,120 between $15 at the drug store and $15 million. 122 00:08:55,120 --> 00:09:00,320 It's branded, so that means it costs three to five times as much. 123 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:05,320 So somewhere between $50 and $50 million then. 124 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:09,440 I wanna give two different values. One for how much it's actually worth 125 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:13,760 for the tech that's in it, and one for how much I think they're charging for this 126 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,840 based on that it's kind of cute. This is an AliExpress special. 127 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,040 It's worth like 60 bucks, maybe 40. 128 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,600 How much they're charging for it? I'm gonna say 300 USD. 129 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:28,880 Wow, $96 when converted from Japanese yen. 130 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:34,560 $96, okay. So the upcharge for it being essentially 131 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:38,080 just like AliExpress grade rubbish is only about double. 132 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:44,720 Well, with that in mind then, I can wholeheartedly recommend the Hello Kitty Sanrio 133 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:49,660 character smartwatches for anyone who doesn't really care about the functionality of their smartwatch, 134 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:53,320 but just wants to show that they are blindly loyal 135 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,480 to Sanrio by wearing it on their wrist. 136 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,160 That is my recommendation. Very qualified recommendation, 137 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,240 but a recommendation nonetheless. Subscribe to ShortCircuit.