WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.640 Wait, have you talked to Luke about any of this yet? No. I don't care, I'm down. 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:08.080 Good. He's not the one who's going to have the worst costume. No, no, no, no, no, everyone just shut up. 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:13.560 Okay. We'll have to do a thing where Luke kind of like holds his mark. 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:18.560 We'll mark my twirl spot. We'll get the twirl with the other one. 00:00:18.560 --> 00:00:24.400 And then we'll have him like close his eyes so he doesn't see the actual change. 00:00:24.400 --> 00:00:28.320 So that way we get a nice genuine reaction. Okay. 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:34.360 And then we'll go from there. So you'll start out of frame and then I'll introduce my wonderful helper. 00:00:34.360 --> 00:00:37.680 Do you mind doing the dip? Yes. 00:00:37.680 --> 00:00:42.120 Oh, that's way too far out of frame. Just like, yeah, just like right there. 00:00:42.120 --> 00:00:45.760 It's perfect. Okay. 00:00:45.760 --> 00:00:48.800 Hey, where's our bin of cleaning products? I'm going to need that. 00:00:48.800 --> 00:00:54.760 I've got a bunch here. I'm going to feed you a certain order or anything or you're going to dig through yourself. 00:00:54.760 --> 00:00:58.000 I can give you information about them. 00:00:58.040 --> 00:01:02.680 No, maybe later. But for now I just want the thing. 00:01:02.680 --> 00:01:09.320 Yep. Okay. How long has it been? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. 00:01:09.320 --> 00:01:12.960 That's a problem. Okay. How long has it been since he cleaned the dust off? 00:01:12.960 --> 00:01:15.320 Ten hour full of pecan. 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:20.960 So you'll go there. 00:01:20.960 --> 00:01:25.480 Right now? Yeah. Right there. And then this will be slightly out of frame. 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:28.960 And then basically I'm going to say I need three things. 00:01:28.960 --> 00:01:33.840 Can you go a tiny bit more that way? Just so I can see. No, no, no, sorry. Not your loop, I'm honest. 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:39.920 Okay. So I'll need three things. This bin of all the, what is it? 00:01:39.920 --> 00:01:43.040 Most popular cleaning products on Amazon or like, what am I looking at? 00:01:43.040 --> 00:01:46.400 Just tech cleaning products. Okay. Cool. 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:52.200 Bro. And then the second thing I'm going to need is a lovely assistant. 00:01:52.200 --> 00:02:03.160 So I'll pull in loop. You'll pull in loop. So I'll pull in loop to about there and to set the mood with an outfit. 00:02:03.160 --> 00:02:08.520 And then I'll do my twirl and then you'll close your eyes while I change. 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:12.920 And then I'll do the twirl again and you'll open your eyes and look over. 00:02:12.920 --> 00:02:15.560 And we will get started and it will be something. 00:02:19.320 --> 00:02:22.920 I haven't seen my outfit yet. You need to be way closer so I can like grab it. 00:02:22.920 --> 00:02:25.520 Okay. One question, only the costume first. 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:32.120 My kids, which is why. 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:40.880 Which is why I finally had enough. 00:02:40.880 --> 00:02:43.840 Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Wrong. 00:02:46.600 --> 00:02:51.320 How long has it been since you cleaned out your tower or your keyboard or your controllers? 00:02:51.320 --> 00:02:58.440 I mean, no judgment here. There's dust in this keyboard. It's probably older than my kids, but I say enough is enough. 00:02:58.440 --> 00:03:01.440 So today I need three things. 00:03:01.440 --> 00:03:06.040 This bin of random cleaning supplies from Amazon and AliExpress. 00:03:06.040 --> 00:03:11.320 A helpful assistant. Hi, Luke. And a costume change to set the mood. 00:03:13.760 --> 00:03:17.920 Okay. Okay. So Luke stays there. Close your eyes, Luke. And I need a thing. 00:03:17.920 --> 00:03:21.520 Okay. I'm just changing here. So if anyone doesn't like it, please leave. 00:03:23.160 --> 00:03:24.160 So this is Luke's. 00:03:26.160 --> 00:03:30.720 It doesn't take up a lot of space in the bag, which is good, I guess. 00:03:30.720 --> 00:03:34.040 I brought you these if you want to put them under. I have. Okay. 00:03:34.040 --> 00:03:37.240 Things. And then you have to have these. Yeah. 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:41.840 Wow. That's a... 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:45.800 Okay. I guess this is for the Floatplane extras. 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:49.760 Floatplane.com. Okay. So I've got my mic. 00:03:49.760 --> 00:03:55.160 Let's see. I guess. Wow. Things are about to get very something rated. 00:03:55.160 --> 00:03:59.160 Okay. I mean, it's a sorry editor. Yeah. 00:03:59.160 --> 00:04:07.440 Oh man. This is... I've got to say, this is not quite what I expected. 00:04:07.440 --> 00:04:10.800 When I... Okay. Wow. 00:04:10.800 --> 00:04:15.280 I love the production of this. It's just an open himself. Wow. 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:18.920 Okay. Sorry, Luke. You're really missing something here. 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:23.440 Yeah, I really feel like I am. What you're missing is not... 00:04:23.440 --> 00:04:27.000 Which way does it... I think you have a right. Go. 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:30.440 Is that right? Okay. Wow. This is... 00:04:30.440 --> 00:04:33.640 Whew. All right. 00:04:45.160 --> 00:04:48.480 This is what happens when you... 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:53.440 Why get that views? Yeah. 00:04:53.440 --> 00:04:56.520 Yeah, okay. Well, that can just go in there. 00:04:56.520 --> 00:05:01.520 Yeah, I mean, it's not really... Clipping the mic is a... 00:05:01.520 --> 00:05:03.240 Is an exercise. That little fabricate. 00:05:06.840 --> 00:05:10.440 Okay. I guess this is... 00:05:10.440 --> 00:05:13.520 Okay. Yeah. You mind? 00:05:13.520 --> 00:05:14.680 You know what? Yeah, sure. 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:22.680 Am I going to fit into whatever mine is? 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:26.360 Don't even worry. It's not a problem. 00:05:26.360 --> 00:05:31.720 Okay. Other way. 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:35.320 Oh. Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 00:05:35.320 --> 00:05:38.600 It goes like that. Okay. Okay. And what is this? 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:41.920 Oh, my God. These goals. I mean, is that the line? 00:05:41.920 --> 00:05:47.320 Is this too much? I don't know. Well, I didn't know that we were doing this on Bill's corner. 00:05:47.320 --> 00:05:53.040 So I'm wondering if these are... Hey, maybe it doesn't get used. 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:57.440 Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's... 00:05:57.440 --> 00:06:02.720 That's something. Just get my sandal. 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:06.280 How am I going to finish my twirl without the sandal? 00:06:06.280 --> 00:06:07.640 I apparently need to get thicker. 00:06:11.440 --> 00:06:15.000 Is there like an orientation for this? 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:20.520 Maybe the seam to the side a little bit? I think it's supposed to be at the back. 00:06:20.520 --> 00:06:22.080 I doubt anyone's going to judge me. 00:06:26.080 --> 00:06:29.240 I mean, yeah. It might be funnier if they do. 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:33.720 Like if you're too incompetent to put whatever it is on. 00:06:33.720 --> 00:06:37.360 Yeah. I'm so ashamed of you, bitch. 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:40.360 Okay. 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:44.280 Okay. Yeah, that's something. Okay, well, hold on a second. 00:06:44.280 --> 00:06:49.560 Why does this one... What is happening here? I'm very confused right now. 00:06:49.560 --> 00:06:53.360 Maybe. Okay, one sec. All right. 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:57.720 The more I hear, the less accurate the picture in my head gets, I think. 00:06:57.720 --> 00:07:02.800 You do not want the visual in your head to be accurate. Are you just rendering about leaks thinking? 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:08.360 It is not. It is not necessary. 00:07:08.360 --> 00:07:13.880 Oh. How long have you been with this company, Colin? 00:07:13.880 --> 00:07:23.560 About two months. Okay. I'm just curious. 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:27.560 Did you pick the costume for him? Yes, Colin picked the costume. 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:34.000 To be fair, I did go to Party City and talk on the site with a correct answer that happened 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:37.000 today. So I just went... Yeah. 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:40.000 Okay. All right. Okay. 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:44.000 Let's just do the... Oh, wait. Where are the accessories? 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:50.120 Oh, no. We have one of them in this title. 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:53.120 Yeah. This way. 00:07:53.120 --> 00:07:56.740 It's got to be a maid, right? Just... 00:07:56.740 --> 00:08:01.320 If I were you, what I would do is not worry about it. One hour later. 00:08:01.320 --> 00:08:04.340 Just anything, guys. 00:08:04.340 --> 00:08:07.380 That's perfect. Yep, you're good. 00:08:07.380 --> 00:08:10.640 Sure. Okay. Okay. 00:08:10.640 --> 00:08:17.640 We ready? Yeah, okay, and do I open my eyes when you do this? 00:08:21.640 --> 00:08:23.640 You can open your eyes in three, two. 00:08:25.640 --> 00:08:29.640 Oh, beautiful. Perfect. Yeah, definitely. Oh, amazing. 00:08:29.640 --> 00:08:33.640 Oh, the fishnets. Okay. We got an outfit for you, too. Oh, great. 00:08:33.640 --> 00:08:38.640 This is going to be fun. Fun, just like this message from our sponsor. 00:08:39.640 --> 00:08:42.640 Okay. Oh, my eyes, like, couldn't see. 00:08:42.640 --> 00:08:46.640 Because they were closed for so long, having the light come in is just white out. 00:08:48.640 --> 00:08:52.640 Are you doing the sponsor now? No, no, it's cut away. 00:08:52.640 --> 00:08:56.640 Oh, okay. Yeah. I get easy mode. 00:08:56.640 --> 00:09:00.640 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everything is content. 00:09:00.640 --> 00:09:04.640 Look, the video is about cleaning supplies. Everything is content. 00:09:04.640 --> 00:09:10.640 Savor the content. It's really designed for a shorter torso. 00:09:10.640 --> 00:09:14.640 I feel like I'm, like, trying to get people to work from home again. 00:09:18.640 --> 00:09:22.640 Oh, did you get this keyboard? Yes, I can hold it better if I held it. 00:09:22.640 --> 00:09:26.640 Yeah, sure. There we go. 00:09:26.640 --> 00:09:30.640 Okay, and there's that laptop. It was literally at the bottom of my truck. 00:09:30.640 --> 00:09:34.640 I wasn't even sure it was in there. Oh, God. No, I do have to go to the supply closet. 00:09:34.640 --> 00:09:40.640 People never bring me. I ordered a master card of small-sized gloves, 00:09:40.640 --> 00:09:44.640 like, five years ago, and I can still never find them. 00:09:44.640 --> 00:09:46.640 I'm pretty sure they're in there. 00:09:52.640 --> 00:09:54.640 You know what? 00:10:04.640 --> 00:10:06.640 Okay. 00:10:10.640 --> 00:10:12.640 No gloves, but I did find these knee pads. 00:10:16.640 --> 00:10:20.640 It looks like it came off of my keyboard. 00:10:22.640 --> 00:10:26.640 And where did it start? 00:10:26.640 --> 00:10:30.640 We've got a few options here. Nose. 00:10:30.640 --> 00:10:34.640 Stop there. Okay. 00:10:34.640 --> 00:10:38.640 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do to you. 00:10:40.640 --> 00:10:44.640 What are you even doing over there? I'm rotating between... 00:10:44.640 --> 00:10:50.640 I'm rotating between using wet wipes and to, like, soak everything a little bit 00:10:50.640 --> 00:10:54.640 and using various scrubbing implements once they've been adequately hydrated. 00:10:54.640 --> 00:10:58.640 What's your preferred scrubbing implements over there? I don't know, to be honest. 00:10:58.640 --> 00:11:02.640 They're both kind of not great. I would not spend 25 dollars 00:11:02.640 --> 00:11:06.640 whatever it was on this old soap thing. I would just buy a generic brush. 00:11:06.640 --> 00:11:10.640 Yeah, that's the dollars for a great, great thing. 00:11:10.640 --> 00:11:12.640 It, like, happens to be on a rig. 00:11:20.640 --> 00:11:24.640 Why don't my mouth open? That's a really bad idea. 00:11:24.640 --> 00:11:28.640 Done! That shit keeps terrible on it. I'm ready for judging. 00:11:30.640 --> 00:11:34.640 Which side would you eat off of? What? Do I have to answer our side? 00:11:38.640 --> 00:11:42.640 How's this done? I would use a key. 00:11:42.640 --> 00:11:46.640 I would take the other side. These arrow keys are still disgusting. 00:11:52.640 --> 00:11:56.640 It makes fart noises. Oh, you're really getting it in there. 00:11:56.640 --> 00:11:58.640 Oh, my. 00:12:02.640 --> 00:12:04.640 Great combo. 00:12:10.640 --> 00:12:14.640 All right. What's our next challenge? 00:12:14.640 --> 00:12:18.640 Why don't we do a screen? Okay. 00:12:18.640 --> 00:12:22.640 I think it's time for our judge. This is my side. 00:12:22.640 --> 00:12:26.640 I think you got to get some angles on it. Because, like, there's a lot of reflections going on. 00:12:26.640 --> 00:12:28.640 I mean, the keyboard's pretty good for both of you. 00:12:36.640 --> 00:12:40.640 Not bad, right? That's pretty dang good. 00:12:40.640 --> 00:12:44.640 I mean, I wouldn't know. If someone said, 00:12:44.640 --> 00:12:48.640 yeah, this thing was covered in shmoo 10 minutes ago, I wouldn't know. 00:12:48.640 --> 00:12:52.640 This would feel like, you know, they're like, I can't come over, my house is so gross. 00:12:52.640 --> 00:12:56.640 And then you come over in the house, it's just like immaculate. That's this Xbox. 00:12:56.640 --> 00:12:58.640 Yeah.