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Wait, have you talked to Luke about any of this yet? No. I don't care, I'm down.

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Good. He's not the one who's going to have the worst costume. No, no, no, no, no, everyone just shut up.

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Okay. We'll have to do a thing where Luke kind of like holds his mark.

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We'll mark my twirl spot. We'll get the twirl with the other one.

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And then we'll have him like close his eyes so he doesn't see the actual change.

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So that way we get a nice genuine reaction. Okay.

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And then we'll go from there. So you'll start out of frame and then I'll introduce my wonderful helper.

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Do you mind doing the dip? Yes.

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Oh, that's way too far out of frame. Just like, yeah, just like right there.

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It's perfect. Okay.

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Hey, where's our bin of cleaning products? I'm going to need that.

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I've got a bunch here. I'm going to feed you a certain order or anything or you're going to dig through yourself.

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I can give you information about them.

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No, maybe later. But for now I just want the thing.

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Yep. Okay. How long has it been? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.

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That's a problem. Okay. How long has it been since he cleaned the dust off?

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Ten hour full of pecan.

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So you'll go there.

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Right now? Yeah. Right there. And then this will be slightly out of frame.

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And then basically I'm going to say I need three things.

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Can you go a tiny bit more that way? Just so I can see. No, no, no, sorry. Not your loop, I'm honest.

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Okay. So I'll need three things. This bin of all the, what is it?

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Most popular cleaning products on Amazon or like, what am I looking at?

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Just tech cleaning products. Okay. Cool.

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Bro. And then the second thing I'm going to need is a lovely assistant.

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So I'll pull in loop. You'll pull in loop. So I'll pull in loop to about there and to set the mood with an outfit.

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And then I'll do my twirl and then you'll close your eyes while I change.

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And then I'll do the twirl again and you'll open your eyes and look over.

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And we will get started and it will be something.

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I haven't seen my outfit yet. You need to be way closer so I can like grab it.

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Okay. One question, only the costume first.

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My kids, which is why.

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Which is why I finally had enough.

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Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Wrong.

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How long has it been since you cleaned out your tower or your keyboard or your controllers?

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I mean, no judgment here. There's dust in this keyboard. It's probably older than my kids, but I say enough is enough.

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So today I need three things.

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This bin of random cleaning supplies from Amazon and AliExpress.

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A helpful assistant. Hi, Luke. And a costume change to set the mood.

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Okay. Okay. So Luke stays there. Close your eyes, Luke. And I need a thing.

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Okay. I'm just changing here. So if anyone doesn't like it, please leave.

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So this is Luke's.

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It doesn't take up a lot of space in the bag, which is good, I guess.

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I brought you these if you want to put them under. I have. Okay.

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Things. And then you have to have these. Yeah.

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Wow. That's a...

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Okay. I guess this is for the Floatplane extras.

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Floatplane.com. Okay. So I've got my mic.

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Let's see. I guess. Wow. Things are about to get very something rated.

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Okay. I mean, it's a sorry editor. Yeah.

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Oh man. This is... I've got to say, this is not quite what I expected.

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When I... Okay. Wow.

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I love the production of this. It's just an open himself. Wow.

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Okay. Sorry, Luke. You're really missing something here.

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Yeah, I really feel like I am. What you're missing is not...

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Which way does it... I think you have a right. Go.

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Is that right? Okay. Wow. This is...

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Whew. All right.

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This is what happens when you...

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Why get that views? Yeah.

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Yeah, okay. Well, that can just go in there.

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Yeah, I mean, it's not really... Clipping the mic is a...

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Is an exercise. That little fabricate.

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Okay. I guess this is...

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Okay. Yeah. You mind?

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You know what? Yeah, sure.

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Am I going to fit into whatever mine is?

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Don't even worry. It's not a problem.

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Okay. Other way.

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Oh. Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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It goes like that. Okay. Okay. And what is this?

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Oh, my God. These goals. I mean, is that the line?

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Is this too much? I don't know. Well, I didn't know that we were doing this on Bill's corner.

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So I'm wondering if these are... Hey, maybe it doesn't get used.

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Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's...

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That's something. Just get my sandal.

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How am I going to finish my twirl without the sandal?

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I apparently need to get thicker.

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Is there like an orientation for this?

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Maybe the seam to the side a little bit? I think it's supposed to be at the back.

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I doubt anyone's going to judge me.

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I mean, yeah. It might be funnier if they do.

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Like if you're too incompetent to put whatever it is on.

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Yeah. I'm so ashamed of you, bitch.

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Okay.

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Okay. Yeah, that's something. Okay, well, hold on a second.

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Why does this one... What is happening here? I'm very confused right now.

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Maybe. Okay, one sec. All right.

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The more I hear, the less accurate the picture in my head gets, I think.

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You do not want the visual in your head to be accurate. Are you just rendering about leaks thinking?

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It is not. It is not necessary.

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Oh. How long have you been with this company, Colin?

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About two months. Okay. I'm just curious.

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Did you pick the costume for him? Yes, Colin picked the costume.

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To be fair, I did go to Party City and talk on the site with a correct answer that happened

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today. So I just went... Yeah.

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Okay. All right. Okay.

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Let's just do the... Oh, wait. Where are the accessories?

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Oh, no. We have one of them in this title.

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Yeah. This way.

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It's got to be a maid, right? Just...

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If I were you, what I would do is not worry about it. One hour later.

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Just anything, guys.

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That's perfect. Yep, you're good.

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Sure. Okay. Okay.

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We ready? Yeah, okay, and do I open my eyes when you do this?

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You can open your eyes in three, two.

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Oh, beautiful. Perfect. Yeah, definitely. Oh, amazing.

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Oh, the fishnets. Okay. We got an outfit for you, too. Oh, great.

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This is going to be fun. Fun, just like this message from our sponsor.

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Okay. Oh, my eyes, like, couldn't see.

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Because they were closed for so long, having the light come in is just white out.

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Are you doing the sponsor now? No, no, it's cut away.

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Oh, okay. Yeah. I get easy mode.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everything is content.

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Look, the video is about cleaning supplies. Everything is content.

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Savor the content. It's really designed for a shorter torso.

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I feel like I'm, like, trying to get people to work from home again.

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Oh, did you get this keyboard? Yes, I can hold it better if I held it.

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Yeah, sure. There we go.

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Okay, and there's that laptop. It was literally at the bottom of my truck.

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I wasn't even sure it was in there. Oh, God. No, I do have to go to the supply closet.

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People never bring me. I ordered a master card of small-sized gloves,

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like, five years ago, and I can still never find them.

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I'm pretty sure they're in there.

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You know what?

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Okay.

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No gloves, but I did find these knee pads.

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It looks like it came off of my keyboard.

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And where did it start?

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We've got a few options here. Nose.

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Stop there. Okay.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do to you.

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What are you even doing over there? I'm rotating between...

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I'm rotating between using wet wipes and to, like, soak everything a little bit

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and using various scrubbing implements once they've been adequately hydrated.

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What's your preferred scrubbing implements over there? I don't know, to be honest.

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They're both kind of not great. I would not spend 25 dollars

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whatever it was on this old soap thing. I would just buy a generic brush.

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Yeah, that's the dollars for a great, great thing.

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It, like, happens to be on a rig.

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Why don't my mouth open? That's a really bad idea.

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Done! That shit keeps terrible on it. I'm ready for judging.

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Which side would you eat off of? What? Do I have to answer our side?

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How's this done? I would use a key.

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I would take the other side. These arrow keys are still disgusting.

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It makes fart noises. Oh, you're really getting it in there.

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Oh, my.

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Great combo.

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All right. What's our next challenge?

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Why don't we do a screen? Okay.

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I think it's time for our judge. This is my side.

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I think you got to get some angles on it. Because, like, there's a lot of reflections going on.

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I mean, the keyboard's pretty good for both of you.

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Not bad, right? That's pretty dang good.

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I mean, I wouldn't know. If someone said,

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yeah, this thing was covered in shmoo 10 minutes ago, I wouldn't know.

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This would feel like, you know, they're like, I can't come over, my house is so gross.

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And then you come over in the house, it's just like immaculate. That's this Xbox.

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Yeah.
