{"video_id":"fp_Orvov4rj0G","title":"Linus Becomes a Maid (PC Cleaning Products from AliExpress BTS)","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-05-31T01:08:00.026Z","duration_s":1554,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.64,"text":"Wait, have you talked to Luke about any of this yet? No. I don't care, I'm down.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.64,"end_s":8.08,"text":"Good. He's not the one who's going to have the worst costume. No, no, no, no, no, everyone just shut up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.08,"end_s":13.56,"text":"Okay. We'll have to do a thing where Luke kind of like holds his mark.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.56,"end_s":18.56,"text":"We'll mark my twirl spot. 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How long has it been since he cleaned the dust off?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":72.96,"end_s":75.32,"text":"Ten hour full of pecan.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.92,"end_s":80.96,"text":"So you'll go there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":80.96,"end_s":85.48,"text":"Right now? Yeah. Right there. And then this will be slightly out of frame.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":85.48,"end_s":88.96,"text":"And then basically I'm going to say I need three things.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":88.96,"end_s":93.84,"text":"Can you go a tiny bit more that way? Just so I can see. No, no, no, sorry. Not your loop, I'm honest.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":93.84,"end_s":99.92,"text":"Okay. So I'll need three things. 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I'm going to feed you a certain order or anything or you're going to dig through yourself. I can give you information about them. No, maybe later. But for now I just want the thing. Yep. Okay. How long has it been? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. That's a problem. Okay. How long has it been since he cleaned the dust off? Ten hour full of pecan. So you'll go there. Right now? Yeah. Right there. And then this will be slightly out of frame. And then basically I'm going to say I need three things. Can you go a tiny bit more that way? Just so I can see. No, no, no, sorry. Not your loop, I'm honest. Okay. So I'll need three things. This bin of all the, what is it? Most popular cleaning products on Amazon or like, what am I looking at? Just tech cleaning products. Okay. Cool. Bro. And then the second thing I'm going to need is a lovely assistant. So I'll pull in loop. You'll pull in loop. So I'll pull in loop to about there and to set the mood with an outfit. And then I'll do my twirl and then you'll close your eyes while I change. And then I'll do the twirl again and you'll open your eyes and look over. And we will get started and it will be something. I haven't seen my outfit yet. You need to be way closer so I can like grab it. Okay. One question, only the costume first. My kids, which is why. Which is why I finally had enough. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Wrong. How long has it been since you cleaned out your tower or your keyboard or your controllers? I mean, no judgment here. There's dust in this keyboard. It's probably older than my kids, but I say enough is enough. So today I need three things. This bin of random cleaning supplies from Amazon and AliExpress. A helpful assistant. Hi, Luke. And a costume change to set the mood. Okay. Okay. So Luke stays there. Close your eyes, Luke. And I need a thing. Okay. I'm just changing here. So if anyone doesn't like it, please leave. So this is Luke's. It doesn't take up a lot of space in the bag, which is good, I guess. I brought you these if you want to put them under. I have. Okay. Things. And then you have to have these. Yeah. Wow. That's a... Okay. I guess this is for the Floatplane extras. Floatplane.com. Okay. So I've got my mic. Let's see. I guess. Wow. Things are about to get very something rated. Okay. I mean, it's a sorry editor. Yeah. Oh man. This is... I've got to say, this is not quite what I expected. When I... Okay. Wow. I love the production of this. It's just an open himself. Wow. Okay. Sorry, Luke. You're really missing something here. Yeah, I really feel like I am. What you're missing is not... Which way does it... I think you have a right. Go. Is that right? Okay. Wow. This is... Whew. All right. This is what happens when you... Why get that views? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, that can just go in there. Yeah, I mean, it's not really... Clipping the mic is a... Is an exercise. That little fabricate. Okay. I guess this is... Okay. Yeah. You mind? You know what? Yeah, sure. Am I going to fit into whatever mine is? Don't even worry. It's not a problem. Okay. Other way. Oh. Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It goes like that. Okay. Okay. And what is this? Oh, my God. These goals. I mean, is that the line? Is this too much? I don't know. Well, I didn't know that we were doing this on Bill's corner. So I'm wondering if these are... Hey, maybe it doesn't get used. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's... That's something. Just get my sandal. How am I going to finish my twirl without the sandal? I apparently need to get thicker. Is there like an orientation for this? Maybe the seam to the side a little bit? I think it's supposed to be at the back. I doubt anyone's going to judge me. I mean, yeah. It might be funnier if they do. Like if you're too incompetent to put whatever it is on. Yeah. I'm so ashamed of you, bitch. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's something. Okay, well, hold on a second. Why does this one... What is happening here? I'm very confused right now. Maybe. Okay, one sec. All right. The more I hear, the less accurate the picture in my head gets, I think. You do not want the visual in your head to be accurate. Are you just rendering about leaks thinking? It is not. It is not necessary. Oh. How long have you been with this company, Colin? About two months. Okay. I'm just curious. Did you pick the costume for him? Yes, Colin picked the costume. To be fair, I did go to Party City and talk on the site with a correct answer that happened today. So I just went... Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's just do the... Oh, wait. Where are the accessories? Oh, no. We have one of them in this title. Yeah. This way. It's got to be a maid, right? Just... If I were you, what I would do is not worry about it. One hour later. Just anything, guys. That's perfect. Yep, you're good. Sure. Okay. Okay. We ready? Yeah, okay, and do I open my eyes when you do this? You can open your eyes in three, two. Oh, beautiful. Perfect. Yeah, definitely. Oh, amazing. Oh, the fishnets. Okay. We got an outfit for you, too. Oh, great. This is going to be fun. Fun, just like this message from our sponsor. Okay. Oh, my eyes, like, couldn't see. Because they were closed for so long, having the light come in is just white out. Are you doing the sponsor now? No, no, it's cut away. Oh, okay. Yeah. I get easy mode. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Everything is content. Look, the video is about cleaning supplies. Everything is content. Savor the content. It's really designed for a shorter torso. I feel like I'm, like, trying to get people to work from home again. Oh, did you get this keyboard? Yes, I can hold it better if I held it. Yeah, sure. There we go. Okay, and there's that laptop. It was literally at the bottom of my truck. I wasn't even sure it was in there. Oh, God. No, I do have to go to the supply closet. People never bring me. I ordered a master card of small-sized gloves, like, five years ago, and I can still never find them. I'm pretty sure they're in there. You know what? Okay. No gloves, but I did find these knee pads. It looks like it came off of my keyboard. And where did it start? We've got a few options here. Nose. Stop there. Okay. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do to you. What are you even doing over there? I'm rotating between... I'm rotating between using wet wipes and to, like, soak everything a little bit and using various scrubbing implements once they've been adequately hydrated. What's your preferred scrubbing implements over there? I don't know, to be honest. They're both kind of not great. I would not spend 25 dollars whatever it was on this old soap thing. I would just buy a generic brush. Yeah, that's the dollars for a great, great thing. It, like, happens to be on a rig. Why don't my mouth open? That's a really bad idea. Done! That shit keeps terrible on it. I'm ready for judging. Which side would you eat off of? What? Do I have to answer our side? How's this done? I would use a key. I would take the other side. These arrow keys are still disgusting. It makes fart noises. Oh, you're really getting it in there. Oh, my. Great combo. All right. What's our next challenge? Why don't we do a screen? Okay. I think it's time for our judge. This is my side. I think you got to get some angles on it. Because, like, there's a lot of reflections going on. I mean, the keyboard's pretty good for both of you. Not bad, right? That's pretty dang good. I mean, I wouldn't know. If someone said, yeah, this thing was covered in shmoo 10 minutes ago, I wouldn't know. This would feel like, you know, they're like, I can't come over, my house is so gross. And then you come over in the house, it's just like immaculate. That's this Xbox. Yeah."}