WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:12.640 It's a lot of stuff. Yeah, I haven't monitored the general inbox in five, six, seven years. 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:18.480 So the truth is, I had no idea whatsoever what kind of volume of solicitations we got 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:28.240 to it. It's a lot. Yeah. There was a very, we very heavily considered capping it at everything 00:00:28.240 --> 00:00:36.560 for a week. Really? Because we got so much stuff. Huh? Wait, how long did we allow people 00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:41.360 to send us whatever? Because we did a month because a lot of companies ended up just disappearing 00:00:41.360 --> 00:00:45.280 or not getting back to us because they're like a scam company that goes like, please do something 00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:49.680 for like, we'll pay you $60 to do a video and then they don't actually exist. They just want to 00:00:49.680 --> 00:00:55.200 scam people. Oh yeah, the galaxy lamps. Oh, if we turn the lights off, maybe you can see them. 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:58.160 Also, be careful. They do shoot lasers. They're not currently shooting lasers. 00:00:59.200 --> 00:01:04.400 But they do. Laser aperture. 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:18.000 Okay, then. Wow, he's like ready to go. He's like fucking ready. 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:21.920 He's breathing. You can talk to him if you say, if you say, oh, he's breathing. 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:29.840 Which doesn't make sense. He's a car. Yeah. Cars don't breathe. Does he actually transform? 00:01:30.880 --> 00:01:35.920 Yeah, tell, say, say, say, hey, his name and then say roll out. It's supposed to happen in the 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:40.800 intro, I guess. Well, yeah. Well, we're supposed to have an intro is what happens in that TikTok 00:01:40.800 --> 00:01:47.280 that we released, but now he's working. I'm working. No, the Optimus Prime had some troubles 00:01:47.280 --> 00:01:57.920 last yesterday. Just even getting up, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he just kind of does that. 00:01:59.360 --> 00:02:06.320 He's kind of just a reflex. Hey, Optimus, hit the whoa. Do the greedy. Can I get rid of this 00:02:06.320 --> 00:02:09.360 water bottle? Thank you. Yeah, who's this? She's a heavy boy. 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:26.720 But for the last month, we have indiscriminately said yes to everything for two reasons. Number 00:02:26.720 --> 00:02:34.320 one is that we're hoping to find some incredible diamonds in the rough. Number two is that everything 00:02:34.320 --> 00:02:44.080 else is going to be really funny. Hey, Optimus, be cool. Hey, Optimus, be cool. 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:48.960 He's supposed to reply to you. Hey, Optimus, roll out. 00:02:51.920 --> 00:02:53.680 Optimus. Hey, Optimus. 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:02.720 Did it turn off somehow? Okay, now try it. What do you say? Say greetings. 00:03:03.360 --> 00:03:09.680 Hey, Optimus, be cool. He's in having a moment. He's just kind of, he's really, 00:03:09.680 --> 00:03:16.320 he's really committing to the dab. Sorry, what was that? Hey, Optimus, roll out. 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:23.440 Okay, we're just going to give him a reboot. This worked perfectly slash terribly last night, 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:26.320 and now it's... 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:44.080 Downward facing dog. I mean, that's a move. That's kind of cool. We're gonna, we're gonna... 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:46.800 Cool. Like this message from our sponsor. 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:56.720 So what's actually happening is he is now going, he's supposed to be sitting like this, 00:03:56.720 --> 00:03:59.200 because this is the default position for all of his motors. 00:04:00.640 --> 00:04:05.760 I am the leader of the Autobots. I say that every time I wake up. 00:04:06.160 --> 00:04:13.760 All right, now try saying, hey, Optimus, be cool. 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:27.440 Hey, Optimus, be cool. Hey, Optimus, roll out. Do I have an accent? Hey, Optimus, roll out. 00:04:36.080 --> 00:04:47.440 Whoa. Okay, that was pretty cool. Cool like this message from our sponsor. Nice. 00:04:49.840 --> 00:04:52.880 Okay, um... Hey, Optimus. 00:04:54.800 --> 00:04:58.400 Or wait, how do I get him to go back to... Why the fuck is he not... Is the mic on the phone? 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:05.600 Is it because you're... Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus. Greetings. 00:05:07.600 --> 00:05:08.240 Transform. 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:16.480 Do you know what? I think he was low battery yesterday. 00:05:18.640 --> 00:05:21.680 Wow, because I charged him to day to make sure he's ready for the shoot. 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:25.680 We didn't charge him before. So I think he wasn't standing up properly because he was tired. 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.800 Coolest thing ever. Hey, Optimus. 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:33.600 Try a deep voice. Hey, Optimus. 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:37.440 Hey, Optimus. 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:44.240 It's like twitching. Oh, now we're on Facebook. What the hell just happened? 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:49.040 Why do you use Facebook? Because my family's on it. What do you mean, how old am I? 00:05:49.040 --> 00:05:53.280 Hey, Optimus. You're on Facebook. Hey, Optimus. 00:05:55.280 --> 00:05:58.080 Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus. 00:05:58.960 --> 00:06:02.800 Hey, Optimus. Did you stop listening when the app's connected? 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:07.840 Excuse me. What the hell? No one was talking to you. 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:14.320 You can control him. What the hell? No, I want it to work. 00:06:15.840 --> 00:06:20.560 He's getting mad. He's angry. He's mad about his $700 toy. 00:06:21.200 --> 00:06:26.560 Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus. Okay, you try again. 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:29.600 I think it might actually not work when the phone's connected. Hey, Optimus. 00:06:30.640 --> 00:06:33.520 Hey, Optimus. Hello. 00:06:40.400 --> 00:06:43.840 Can you imagine if your son did that, just didn't respond to his name, and then after a little while 00:06:43.840 --> 00:06:51.360 just dabs at you? Infuriating. But we can at least control him from here. We can make him do hero pose. 00:06:57.520 --> 00:06:59.440 To all or one. 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:07.520 That's kind of a dark assimilatory statement. Optimus 4. 00:07:08.400 --> 00:07:12.320 Yeah. I don't know if assimilatory is the word. I don't think it matters. 00:07:13.280 --> 00:07:28.720 Kicking things off, then, is the Transformers Optimus Prime Elite Core Edition from Robosen. 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:31.360 So you, you've just... We're off. We're off. 00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:38.080 Sorry, that was, that speaker's on. Okay. 00:07:38.960 --> 00:07:41.200 Okay, so theoretically, I can use voice commencing. 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:45.600 Roll out. 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:52.560 Hey, Optimus. Roll out. Say, Hey, Optimus Prime. 00:07:53.520 --> 00:07:57.280 Hey, Optimus Prime. Roll out. 00:07:58.160 --> 00:08:00.480 You are my friend. 00:08:04.480 --> 00:08:08.480 Hey, Optimus Prime. Greetings. Happy birthday. 00:08:19.280 --> 00:08:23.280 Greetings from Cybertron. I am Optimus Prime. 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:32.080 I am Optimus Prime. I am granting you permission to have the greatest birthday the universe has 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:34.400 ever seen. Roll out. 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:42.800 Well, let's go. Okay. 00:08:44.400 --> 00:08:53.040 Whose birthday's next? You have permission. All right. Cool. So, and on that note, our next say yes to anything item is this 00:08:53.040 --> 00:08:57.680 Galaxy Lamp, which you inform me is a thing people are aware of. 00:08:58.560 --> 00:09:00.000 I hope these are really cheap. 00:09:01.920 --> 00:09:06.240 I'm glad you have that hope. Should we have them guess the prices? 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:09.280 Oh, yeah, I think you should guess the price. I should guess the price? Look at this one. 00:09:10.320 --> 00:09:14.080 I don't know. Just wait, though. There's an app. What? You don't understand all the features yet. 00:09:17.040 --> 00:09:21.600 Sorry. Galaxy Lamps. Okay. Are these two different ones that I'm looking at? 00:09:21.680 --> 00:09:26.640 Yeah, one has blue stars and one has green stars. Oh my God. These are just the same thing. 00:09:26.640 --> 00:09:32.000 Yeah, but one has blue lasers, one has green lasers. So, okay. 00:09:33.040 --> 00:09:36.560 This one doesn't have any lasers currently because the sticker's still on. Watch your eyes. 00:09:36.560 --> 00:09:40.720 These are class one lasers, which can do actual damage to your eyes. 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:44.800 I mean, all lasers do damage to your eyes. That's fun. Okay. All right. All right. All right. None of this is making it into the video. 00:09:45.920 --> 00:09:50.160 Okay. You can make it to the full point. So, which one are you trying? 00:09:50.400 --> 00:09:55.520 Sorry. I don't know which one I'm changing. We're trying to make life not hell for the poor editor for this project. 00:09:57.200 --> 00:10:00.400 I mean, I guess that's kind of a vibe, right? 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:05.520 That's what kids say. I pay 25 bucks, 29.99. 00:10:07.040 --> 00:10:11.040 Well, how much are they? I'm glad you'd pay that. Would you pay that four more times? 00:10:11.040 --> 00:10:17.120 You've got to be kidding me. These are over $100? Yeah, but they're also on permanent 50% off sale. 00:10:17.920 --> 00:10:20.160 Okay. So, how much are they? 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:26.240 $110 CAD or like $80 US. 00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:34.000 No. Yeah. No. This is a laser pointer and other more different regular light and a filter. 00:10:34.640 --> 00:10:38.640 But I guess they have the app control. The app control. $49.99. Final offer. 00:10:39.520 --> 00:10:43.760 No, it's not even worth that, man. The app control needs to be over Wi-Fi. 00:10:43.760 --> 00:10:48.400 It needs access to your home network. Even though you can find it and locate it with Bluetooth. 00:10:48.400 --> 00:10:50.160 So, there is a Bluetooth radio in there. 00:10:52.160 --> 00:10:56.240 So, editor, you're going to have to be absolutely ruthless. 00:10:56.240 --> 00:11:01.040 I can't stop people from doing too many, but wait, there's more. 00:11:01.040 --> 00:11:04.880 So, you need to just stop it. You have to just ruthlessly cut. 00:11:06.080 --> 00:11:09.040 No offense at all. No. Yeah. It's for this work. 00:11:10.000 --> 00:11:10.800 I mean, yeah. 00:11:15.920 --> 00:11:18.880 It's okay. It's okay. Yeah. Hard work. It's actually better at a distance. 00:11:20.160 --> 00:11:23.040 But then the light kind of sucks at this. Now that's a cat toy. 00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:26.240 Go ahead. Get them all. Get them all, kitty. 00:11:27.920 --> 00:11:28.960 Give your cat a seizure. 00:11:32.320 --> 00:11:32.960 Blow it up. 00:11:39.760 --> 00:11:44.160 Yeah, you always see these under every single tweet. See, I always have like the sunlight lamps. 00:11:44.160 --> 00:11:47.840 Let's just not spend time on social media anymore, because I've never seen these before. 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:51.200 I don't... Mind you, I can't see ads. Oh. 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:54.880 That's my super... No, but they... How many threads do you read on Twitter though? 00:11:54.880 --> 00:12:00.960 True. Like how many like... Because that's how they get you. So, it is that person tweets out the ad. 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:06.640 It's not an ad. I only read posts where people mention me. 00:12:07.680 --> 00:12:10.960 Okay, see, that's why. Because I'm a narcissist. That's fair. 00:12:10.960 --> 00:12:17.760 That's fair. No, it's all... It's just because I only use Twitter to see if people are telling me something important. 00:12:19.280 --> 00:12:25.280 So yeah, I guess that's why I've never seen it. Yeah, see, I use Twitter profoundly unimportant things. 00:12:25.840 --> 00:12:31.120 Like memes. And that's what they do. They see like a meme that gets like 500,000 likes and they go like, 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:34.400 please let me pay you $15. And then they don't send the money. 00:12:34.400 --> 00:12:38.560 I just assumed it was like an affiliate link or something. No, because it's not even that. 00:12:38.560 --> 00:12:42.080 It's waste scum here. Okay, what's next? I'm gonna do this. 00:12:42.080 --> 00:12:45.200 Real racer. Oh, is this an AR racing thing? 00:12:45.920 --> 00:12:49.360 Yeah. Hey, we have a black shell for it too. 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:52.480 How many do we have? They gave us... We have two cars. 00:12:53.120 --> 00:12:55.280 Okay, and then they give us a bunch of extra shells. 00:12:56.240 --> 00:13:00.720 And each car comes with a headset. 00:13:01.680 --> 00:13:04.400 Oh, no way. Because it's live, sir. It's Mario Kart. Hold on a second. 00:13:05.520 --> 00:13:08.720 Let's move Optimus to the back too. See what I mean, Optimus? 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:12.720 Yeah, we're talking about real cars now. Nothing more real than Optimus. 00:13:12.720 --> 00:13:16.080 Oh my God. Okay, whatever. He's fake. Okay, he's a toy. No, he's not. 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:20.240 Is he gonna roll out? Only if you say Optimus Prime roll out. 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:23.760 Yeah, don't say Optimus Prime. Don't say the words, Hey, Optimus Prime roll out. 00:13:23.760 --> 00:13:24.320 Can you not? 00:13:30.720 --> 00:13:34.160 All right, let's get going. How the hell am I gonna put my phone in this thing? 00:13:34.160 --> 00:13:37.360 Actually, it is chonking huge. 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:40.560 You might fit. But we don't need to... If you want to do the first-person mode, 00:13:40.560 --> 00:13:44.560 we need the app. If you don't, you do come with an RC controller. 00:13:44.560 --> 00:13:48.000 Can we get something lined up? Because they're gonna do tech links right now. 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:50.080 Okay, sweet. Then let's download these apps. 00:13:51.920 --> 00:13:56.400 What's next? This is a little smaller guy. It's the... Well, isn't this just the Logitech G-Cloud? 00:13:57.200 --> 00:14:01.520 Oh, it's the ABX Flute. And is this just a streaming-only machine? 00:14:01.520 --> 00:14:05.840 Or does this actually have hardware in it? It has hardware in it, so you can play Android games. 00:14:06.560 --> 00:14:09.600 Okay, so it's the Logitech G-Cloud. Yeah. 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:12.080 But it's... But the ergonomics aren't as good. But it's not. 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:16.080 Oh. Yeah, I mean, no. You keep saying it's not. It's not the G... I mean, it's... 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:20.080 But it is. But it's not by Logitech. Right, but it is. 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:24.320 I can't say they feel like anything really, in particular to me at the moment. 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:28.240 It gets a little toasterier on the back than I was expecting. Oh, hey, there it is. 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:32.000 Oh, that's as bright as it gets, hey? Maybe if I turn off adaptive brightness, it'll... 00:14:32.560 --> 00:14:36.080 Nope. There are some issues we've encountered, like you might notice that... 00:14:36.080 --> 00:14:41.280 It's a little laggy. And you can't dodge, because for some reason, 00:14:41.280 --> 00:14:46.080 the shoulder buttons won't map for this game. Are you sure that that ability is unlocked yet? 00:14:46.880 --> 00:14:52.240 I'm pretty sure that we have it unlocked already. The software, if you want to go to the home screen and stuff... 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:55.680 Yeah. It's a direct clone. Oh, it's the G-Cloud. 00:14:58.240 --> 00:15:01.920 Is it actually using the same software or...? 00:15:01.920 --> 00:15:06.160 I think it's their own software, because they have stuff like accounts that just aren't available yet. 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:09.760 Like if you go to the account button. Future not available yet. Please stay tuned. 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:14.640 So this is pre-release. Yeah. They're doing a Kickstarter, 00:15:14.640 --> 00:15:17.840 but you can also buy it directly from their website. MSRP, what do you think? 00:15:18.400 --> 00:15:21.040 I mean, it's going to be too much. It's going to be $2.99. 00:15:21.680 --> 00:15:26.000 $2.29. Okay, so they're undercutting the G-Cloud by 20 bucks. 00:15:26.640 --> 00:15:31.440 On sale. Because the G-Cloud hits $2.49 sometimes, but I think it's $2.99 regular. 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:35.440 Very weak hardware. This is actually the XL version, 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:38.560 so it's four people between the heights of 5.11 and 6.8. 00:15:38.560 --> 00:15:41.600 It's four people, but they made it out of people? 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:44.880 Yeah, man, it's crazy. It's disgusting. Wow. It's so cool though. 00:15:44.880 --> 00:15:46.080 It's much cheaper apparently. 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:51.840 It's a crappy gaming chair to join the pantheon of crappy gaming chairs. 00:15:51.840 --> 00:15:56.880 Really? It's far from the worst I've encountered. Yeah, but it's no DX racer. 00:15:56.880 --> 00:16:00.080 Like it's fine. You got lumbar support. 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:05.360 Yeah, you got it. The four-dimensional wrist rests. Yeah. Or maybe two-dimensional wrist rests. 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:10.720 Um, magnetic. Any feature you can find in a secret lab 00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:15.520 you can pretty much find on here. Cool. Oh, no way. This is part of the say yes to everything? 00:16:15.520 --> 00:16:18.160 Yeah. Moza Racing. I've never heard of them. 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:22.800 Neither have I, but apparently they're actually quite well-liked in the racing community. 00:16:22.800 --> 00:16:28.640 Oh, cool. Tyvee has given his badge of approval 00:16:28.640 --> 00:16:30.720 being kind of our resident racing nerd. Okay. 00:16:32.320 --> 00:16:35.440 The racer. We don't have any stiff hair. We don't have any way to brace this. 00:16:35.440 --> 00:16:39.920 Oh, okay. I got you, fam. No, just hold on for a second. 00:16:40.480 --> 00:16:43.200 Are you kidding? This is how we're doing this? Yes, it's Mantar. 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.880 Okay. This is not how this... 00:16:48.880 --> 00:16:51.440 I said you put your chair. It's the whole table's moving. 00:16:52.160 --> 00:16:56.480 The chair's on wheels. Okay, so you wanted to move past us. 00:16:57.680 --> 00:17:03.360 Oh. Timber. You're on it. You can put a little bit of water on it. 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:05.120 Do you need some? Here, here. I'll give you a swing. 00:17:07.360 --> 00:17:08.800 LTJstop.com. 00:17:11.360 --> 00:17:14.800 There's some water. How long? Oof, poke. 00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:20.480 Well, I gotta keep these pearly whites looking great. Okay. I feel like that's the thumbnail. 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:26.080 Why is your screwing this? I'll throw it out, you know? You're good. 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:29.920 What about this? You can sit in this. Oh. 00:17:32.640 --> 00:17:33.920 Don't swallow it. You'll die. 00:17:38.880 --> 00:17:41.920 Mid-day clean. Mid-day clean. 00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:50.080 Was that at least a good toothbrush? 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:54.960 I mean, it was really clean where he managed to get at. 00:17:56.800 --> 00:18:01.040 We did have to buy this. We spent $1 on this video. 00:18:01.040 --> 00:18:03.840 Oh, okay, that's fine. $1 for all of this. 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:06.000 This is kind of awesome, though. 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:10.960 Okay, man, this was pure chaos. 00:18:13.120 --> 00:18:16.480 Okay, did this end up being good? Yeah, it's good. Thank God. 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:20.800 Okay, hold on, let me do a quick editor's note. Controller for the headset. 00:18:20.800 --> 00:18:24.000 Oh, wait. That's not a controller. It's a media player. This is a media player. This is an MP3 player? 00:18:25.120 --> 00:18:28.640 It's a video player, too, and a battery bank. It's a what? 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:33.920 Got a whole OS. For the Goovis? 00:18:33.920 --> 00:18:37.440 It's the Goovis. It's disappeared from their website. 00:18:37.440 --> 00:18:41.280 I can't buy this specific model. But it's probably around $300 or $400. 00:18:42.080 --> 00:18:45.440 I mean, you know, Goovis is short for good vision. Oh, it makes sense. 00:18:46.560 --> 00:18:51.600 This is the Android TV box for the Goovis headset 00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:54.960 that surely people are definitely buying. 00:18:57.440 --> 00:18:59.520 One, two, please. Two, two, connect. 00:19:00.960 --> 00:19:02.800 A little bit further call. There, yeah. 00:19:05.520 --> 00:19:09.120 Toothbrush. His toothpaste on his mouth. 00:19:09.120 --> 00:19:14.080 Oh, we should add. I'm going to edit toothpaste. No, that's going to make any sense in the thumbnail. 00:19:14.080 --> 00:19:17.760 Okay, that's good. Okay. I think this is a good thumbnail as it is. 00:19:17.760 --> 00:19:21.040 Like, it's like, what is all this stuff? All right, I'm stealing Optimus Prime. 00:19:21.040 --> 00:19:24.880 No. It's pretty dope. 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:33.200 Chill, buddy. Penarchon running low. 00:19:34.640 --> 00:19:38.400 Sorry. Can we tell him to be cool, see if he falls over again? Which is so funny.