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It's a lot of stuff. Yeah, I haven't monitored the general inbox in five, six, seven years.

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So the truth is, I had no idea whatsoever what kind of volume of solicitations we got

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to it. It's a lot. Yeah. There was a very, we very heavily considered capping it at everything

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for a week. Really? Because we got so much stuff. Huh? Wait, how long did we allow people

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to send us whatever? Because we did a month because a lot of companies ended up just disappearing

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or not getting back to us because they're like a scam company that goes like, please do something

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for like, we'll pay you $60 to do a video and then they don't actually exist. They just want to

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scam people. Oh yeah, the galaxy lamps. Oh, if we turn the lights off, maybe you can see them.

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Also, be careful. They do shoot lasers. They're not currently shooting lasers.

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But they do. Laser aperture.

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Okay, then. Wow, he's like ready to go. He's like fucking ready.

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He's breathing. You can talk to him if you say, if you say, oh, he's breathing.

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Which doesn't make sense. He's a car. Yeah. Cars don't breathe. Does he actually transform?

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Yeah, tell, say, say, say, hey, his name and then say roll out. It's supposed to happen in the

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intro, I guess. Well, yeah. Well, we're supposed to have an intro is what happens in that TikTok

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that we released, but now he's working. I'm working. No, the Optimus Prime had some troubles

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last yesterday. Just even getting up, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he just kind of does that.

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He's kind of just a reflex. Hey, Optimus, hit the whoa. Do the greedy. Can I get rid of this

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water bottle? Thank you. Yeah, who's this? She's a heavy boy.

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But for the last month, we have indiscriminately said yes to everything for two reasons. Number

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one is that we're hoping to find some incredible diamonds in the rough. Number two is that everything

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else is going to be really funny. Hey, Optimus, be cool. Hey, Optimus, be cool.

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He's supposed to reply to you. Hey, Optimus, roll out.

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Optimus. Hey, Optimus.

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Did it turn off somehow? Okay, now try it. What do you say? Say greetings.

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Hey, Optimus, be cool. He's in having a moment. He's just kind of, he's really,

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he's really committing to the dab. Sorry, what was that? Hey, Optimus, roll out.

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Okay, we're just going to give him a reboot. This worked perfectly slash terribly last night,

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and now it's...

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Downward facing dog. I mean, that's a move. That's kind of cool. We're gonna, we're gonna...

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Cool. Like this message from our sponsor.

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So what's actually happening is he is now going, he's supposed to be sitting like this,

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because this is the default position for all of his motors.

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I am the leader of the Autobots. I say that every time I wake up.

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All right, now try saying, hey, Optimus, be cool.

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Hey, Optimus, be cool. Hey, Optimus, roll out. Do I have an accent? Hey, Optimus, roll out.

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Whoa. Okay, that was pretty cool. Cool like this message from our sponsor. Nice.

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Okay, um... Hey, Optimus.

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Or wait, how do I get him to go back to... Why the fuck is he not... Is the mic on the phone?

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Is it because you're... Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus. Greetings.

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Transform.

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Do you know what? I think he was low battery yesterday.

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Wow, because I charged him to day to make sure he's ready for the shoot.

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We didn't charge him before. So I think he wasn't standing up properly because he was tired.

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Coolest thing ever. Hey, Optimus.

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Try a deep voice. Hey, Optimus.

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Hey, Optimus.

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It's like twitching. Oh, now we're on Facebook. What the hell just happened?

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Why do you use Facebook? Because my family's on it. What do you mean, how old am I?

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Hey, Optimus. You're on Facebook. Hey, Optimus.

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Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus.

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Hey, Optimus. Did you stop listening when the app's connected?

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Excuse me. What the hell? No one was talking to you.

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You can control him. What the hell? No, I want it to work.

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He's getting mad. He's angry. He's mad about his $700 toy.

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Hey, Optimus. Hey, Optimus. Okay, you try again.

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I think it might actually not work when the phone's connected. Hey, Optimus.

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Hey, Optimus. Hello.

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Can you imagine if your son did that, just didn't respond to his name, and then after a little while

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just dabs at you? Infuriating. But we can at least control him from here. We can make him do hero pose.

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To all or one.

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That's kind of a dark assimilatory statement. Optimus 4.

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Yeah. I don't know if assimilatory is the word. I don't think it matters.

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Kicking things off, then, is the Transformers Optimus Prime Elite Core Edition from Robosen.

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So you, you've just... We're off. We're off.

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Sorry, that was, that speaker's on. Okay.

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Okay, so theoretically, I can use voice commencing.

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Roll out.

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Hey, Optimus. Roll out. Say, Hey, Optimus Prime.

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Hey, Optimus Prime. Roll out.

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You are my friend.

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Hey, Optimus Prime. Greetings. Happy birthday.

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Greetings from Cybertron. I am Optimus Prime.

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I am Optimus Prime. I am granting you permission to have the greatest birthday the universe has

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ever seen. Roll out.

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Well, let's go. Okay.

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Whose birthday's next? You have permission. All right. Cool. So, and on that note, our next say yes to anything item is this

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Galaxy Lamp, which you inform me is a thing people are aware of.

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I hope these are really cheap.

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I'm glad you have that hope. Should we have them guess the prices?

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Oh, yeah, I think you should guess the price. I should guess the price? Look at this one.

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I don't know. Just wait, though. There's an app. What? You don't understand all the features yet.

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Sorry. Galaxy Lamps. Okay. Are these two different ones that I'm looking at?

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Yeah, one has blue stars and one has green stars. Oh my God. These are just the same thing.

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Yeah, but one has blue lasers, one has green lasers. So, okay.

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This one doesn't have any lasers currently because the sticker's still on. Watch your eyes.

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These are class one lasers, which can do actual damage to your eyes.

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I mean, all lasers do damage to your eyes. That's fun. Okay. All right. All right. All right. None of this is making it into the video.

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Okay. You can make it to the full point. So, which one are you trying?

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Sorry. I don't know which one I'm changing. We're trying to make life not hell for the poor editor for this project.

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I mean, I guess that's kind of a vibe, right?

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That's what kids say. I pay 25 bucks, 29.99.

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Well, how much are they? I'm glad you'd pay that. Would you pay that four more times?

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You've got to be kidding me. These are over $100? Yeah, but they're also on permanent 50% off sale.

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Okay. So, how much are they?

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$110 CAD or like $80 US.

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No. Yeah. No. This is a laser pointer and other more different regular light and a filter.

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But I guess they have the app control. The app control. $49.99. Final offer.

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No, it's not even worth that, man. The app control needs to be over Wi-Fi.

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It needs access to your home network. Even though you can find it and locate it with Bluetooth.

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So, there is a Bluetooth radio in there.

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So, editor, you're going to have to be absolutely ruthless.

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I can't stop people from doing too many, but wait, there's more.

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So, you need to just stop it. You have to just ruthlessly cut.

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No offense at all. No. Yeah. It's for this work.

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I mean, yeah.

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It's okay. It's okay. Yeah. Hard work. It's actually better at a distance.

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But then the light kind of sucks at this. Now that's a cat toy.

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Go ahead. Get them all. Get them all, kitty.

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Give your cat a seizure.

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Blow it up.

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Yeah, you always see these under every single tweet. See, I always have like the sunlight lamps.

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Let's just not spend time on social media anymore, because I've never seen these before.

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I don't... Mind you, I can't see ads. Oh.

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That's my super... No, but they... How many threads do you read on Twitter though?

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True. Like how many like... Because that's how they get you. So, it is that person tweets out the ad.

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It's not an ad. I only read posts where people mention me.

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Okay, see, that's why. Because I'm a narcissist. That's fair.

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That's fair. No, it's all... It's just because I only use Twitter to see if people are telling me something important.

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So yeah, I guess that's why I've never seen it. Yeah, see, I use Twitter profoundly unimportant things.

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Like memes. And that's what they do. They see like a meme that gets like 500,000 likes and they go like,

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please let me pay you $15. And then they don't send the money.

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I just assumed it was like an affiliate link or something. No, because it's not even that.

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It's waste scum here. Okay, what's next? I'm gonna do this.

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Real racer. Oh, is this an AR racing thing?

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Yeah. Hey, we have a black shell for it too.

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How many do we have? They gave us... We have two cars.

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Okay, and then they give us a bunch of extra shells.

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And each car comes with a headset.

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Oh, no way. Because it's live, sir. It's Mario Kart. Hold on a second.

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Let's move Optimus to the back too. See what I mean, Optimus?

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Yeah, we're talking about real cars now. Nothing more real than Optimus.

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Oh my God. Okay, whatever. He's fake. Okay, he's a toy. No, he's not.

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Is he gonna roll out? Only if you say Optimus Prime roll out.

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Yeah, don't say Optimus Prime. Don't say the words, Hey, Optimus Prime roll out.

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Can you not?

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All right, let's get going. How the hell am I gonna put my phone in this thing?

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Actually, it is chonking huge.

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You might fit. But we don't need to... If you want to do the first-person mode,

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we need the app. If you don't, you do come with an RC controller.

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Can we get something lined up? Because they're gonna do tech links right now.

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Okay, sweet. Then let's download these apps.

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What's next? This is a little smaller guy. It's the... Well, isn't this just the Logitech G-Cloud?

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Oh, it's the ABX Flute. And is this just a streaming-only machine?

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Or does this actually have hardware in it? It has hardware in it, so you can play Android games.

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Okay, so it's the Logitech G-Cloud. Yeah.

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But it's... But the ergonomics aren't as good. But it's not.

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Oh. Yeah, I mean, no. You keep saying it's not. It's not the G... I mean, it's...

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But it is. But it's not by Logitech. Right, but it is.

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I can't say they feel like anything really, in particular to me at the moment.

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It gets a little toasterier on the back than I was expecting. Oh, hey, there it is.

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Oh, that's as bright as it gets, hey? Maybe if I turn off adaptive brightness, it'll...

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Nope. There are some issues we've encountered, like you might notice that...

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It's a little laggy. And you can't dodge, because for some reason,

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the shoulder buttons won't map for this game. Are you sure that that ability is unlocked yet?

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I'm pretty sure that we have it unlocked already. The software, if you want to go to the home screen and stuff...

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Yeah. It's a direct clone. Oh, it's the G-Cloud.

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Is it actually using the same software or...?

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I think it's their own software, because they have stuff like accounts that just aren't available yet.

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Like if you go to the account button. Future not available yet. Please stay tuned.

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So this is pre-release. Yeah. They're doing a Kickstarter,

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but you can also buy it directly from their website. MSRP, what do you think?

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I mean, it's going to be too much. It's going to be $2.99.

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$2.29. Okay, so they're undercutting the G-Cloud by 20 bucks.

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On sale. Because the G-Cloud hits $2.49 sometimes, but I think it's $2.99 regular.

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Very weak hardware. This is actually the XL version,

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so it's four people between the heights of 5.11 and 6.8.

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It's four people, but they made it out of people?

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Yeah, man, it's crazy. It's disgusting. Wow. It's so cool though.

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It's much cheaper apparently.

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It's a crappy gaming chair to join the pantheon of crappy gaming chairs.

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Really? It's far from the worst I've encountered. Yeah, but it's no DX racer.

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Like it's fine. You got lumbar support.

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Yeah, you got it. The four-dimensional wrist rests. Yeah. Or maybe two-dimensional wrist rests.

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Um, magnetic. Any feature you can find in a secret lab

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you can pretty much find on here. Cool. Oh, no way. This is part of the say yes to everything?

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Yeah. Moza Racing. I've never heard of them.

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Neither have I, but apparently they're actually quite well-liked in the racing community.

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Oh, cool. Tyvee has given his badge of approval

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being kind of our resident racing nerd. Okay.

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The racer. We don't have any stiff hair. We don't have any way to brace this.

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Oh, okay. I got you, fam. No, just hold on for a second.

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Are you kidding? This is how we're doing this? Yes, it's Mantar.

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Okay. This is not how this...

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I said you put your chair. It's the whole table's moving.

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The chair's on wheels. Okay, so you wanted to move past us.

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Oh. Timber. You're on it. You can put a little bit of water on it.

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Do you need some? Here, here. I'll give you a swing.

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LTJstop.com.

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There's some water. How long? Oof, poke.

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Well, I gotta keep these pearly whites looking great. Okay. I feel like that's the thumbnail.

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Why is your screwing this? I'll throw it out, you know? You're good.

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What about this? You can sit in this. Oh.

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Don't swallow it. You'll die.

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Mid-day clean. Mid-day clean.

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Was that at least a good toothbrush?

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I mean, it was really clean where he managed to get at.

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We did have to buy this. We spent $1 on this video.

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Oh, okay, that's fine. $1 for all of this.

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This is kind of awesome, though.

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Okay, man, this was pure chaos.

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Okay, did this end up being good? Yeah, it's good. Thank God.

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Okay, hold on, let me do a quick editor's note. Controller for the headset.

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Oh, wait. That's not a controller. It's a media player. This is a media player. This is an MP3 player?

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It's a video player, too, and a battery bank. It's a what?

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Got a whole OS. For the Goovis?

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It's the Goovis. It's disappeared from their website.

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I can't buy this specific model. But it's probably around $300 or $400.

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I mean, you know, Goovis is short for good vision. Oh, it makes sense.

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This is the Android TV box for the Goovis headset

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that surely people are definitely buying.

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One, two, please. Two, two, connect.

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A little bit further call. There, yeah.

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Toothbrush. His toothpaste on his mouth.

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Oh, we should add. I'm going to edit toothpaste. No, that's going to make any sense in the thumbnail.

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Okay, that's good. Okay. I think this is a good thumbnail as it is.

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Like, it's like, what is all this stuff? All right, I'm stealing Optimus Prime.

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No. It's pretty dope.

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Chill, buddy. Penarchon running low.

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Sorry. Can we tell him to be cool, see if he falls over again? Which is so funny.