Think about appeals you got to do at one take
There's two oh, it's on the inside. Yeah
Okay, you know I'm really good at Minecraft
We actually do know that I'm one of the ready for it fucking gamers around
If we were to do a one-on-one you wouldn't win a single game it
What was that for
Did you just like hit it with your thumb or what?
Okay All right, I'll be quiet!. What do I have to do here Tanner sir Tanner should I call you?
Okay, all right great map by the happy wheels
Yeah, I got in there click here for Twitter YouTube links. I'm all right
What's this sense is insane hold up his sinuses are as clean as my rectum
That's your sales pitch
Wait, how do I lower sense
Don't worry, we got you we got you I know this is your first time with Minecraft it there's there's blocks and
Start just start run just rip it off. Yeah, don't don't don't overthink it. Everything's gonna be fine
Okay, all right. It's so it's basically why is there a countdown? Okay?
Is it a parkour map? There we go. Okay. Yeah, it kind of looks like it. All right go down the water
Okay, but I wouldn't go all the way in the water, you know, okay. All right. Yeah, did that miss?
Okay, all right. These are All right get up here. Oh
I didn't do it that time
Let's have a little respect for the game
What is that that's just our air compressor in the shop, that's nothing okay
Okay, okay, so so I know if I touch
Dude it's aimed so high
Shot I gotta say it's an accurate blast though. Okay. All right, fuck
I'm not even hitting the water and it's set at all. I think what's happening is when you when your state changes when you go in water or
Go out of here. What you are you dead?
And you think it's one of my state changes and it's not yeah, can I tell you something privately?
It's not that mother fucker right next to us pressing a guy
I'll tell you what I'll hold it. I'll hold it. I'll hold it
Can't trust the cue of an iPad? Him and every four-year-old in an all-guard. We have to give him the iPad or he'll cry the whole time
Wait, how? How game integration so wait if I do this
Don't do it though. Well, let's just test it
I mean, yeah, oh god
Okay, stop stop all right, let me focus that's your product eventually run out if you don't want to have
If you don't want it to have such outstanding asshole cleaning power
Then maybe you should design it with a less powerful jet. I couldn't I couldn't dream of that world
Okay Good news is I'm an electric
So we're on to the next part
Teleported me it was a checkpoint it's teleported. I didn't know that happened. Oh
It's in my shirt. Wait, I don't even know how to get back up. Do I have to restart? No
You wait you saw the checkpoint. No
Oh, I'm cringing. Oh my god. I'm gonna get this one all the way back
Okay, they're way for him to restart the map. I mean
Is it all right if it gets on the keyboard a little bit you don't really want to stay in there
Do we have extra pants? Actually, yes, I'd be happy to take you over to creator warehouse. We can get you some
LTT prototype pants. I'm gonna need some dude. What is this?
Is this even possible to win? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is okay. Okay. You've got this, right? Yeah. Oh, I
Wouldn't turn around what was that?
Did you see that? No, but I heard you saying you were really good at Minecraft. Okay, wait, you can't always believe everything here
Can you turn around for a second?
Don't don't don't make me mad at them you're not a happy wheels one it literally
Teleported me
What is it don't get teleported
Okay, all right, I'll have you guys know I was trained by the techno blade, so I'm a gamer
I
Running into a dish stop Dude, this is crazy. It's just on my ARM, man. It's hitting my ARM in the right side of my head
Do we have towels for him
Are you kidding me Colin, please
And this is LTT Store
The water's frigid like ocean we were kind of expecting you to beat this a lot faster
You've seen it. It teleports me every time. I don't understand. I think it's the mist. I think it's the mist. Do I just wait?
Okay, okay, see I'm here to help I'm here to help
Dude, it's a three-block jump. I don't have that dog in me. There's only so much I can do
Okay, all right. Okay, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. This is just embarrassing. What are these wired up to do?
Do they have an unlimited water supply? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay
No
Sorry, I short-circuited
Dude, is there a backup plan if you can't do it
Okay, we have other maps would you like to try an easier map What is the smoke even me? No, I don't want to try anything. We're gonna be here till we finish
This is gonna go from funny real quick to it's gonna hurt you. I'm gonna hurt you
Just bite you're just gonna be okay. We are on
This is insane You gotta tie me to get on the other side, I think it is insane. I'm here to coach. I got you a throat
I got you. You need to massage. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be great. Oh, that feels great
I was expecting it. Don't touch me
Okay, wait for the smoke. Yeah, wait
Now you go And I'm just gonna I'm just gonna crouch. I'm gonna wait for a smoke cycle. Oh
You need to go fast. Okay. Okay. This is like a m night Shyamalan film
The mist I Get it see I get it. I get it. I mean the water I'm in the water now time to spray me. I'm in the water now
Okay, I have to go fast
You speedrun music I specifically told them they had to find something very challenging for you because you're really good at Minecraft
I think you got to go a little earlier like before it's done now. Oh god. I think that might have been too early
That jump is so hard. You don't understand how hard a three block jump is
You're literally asking like LeBron James to dunk a basketball. It's actually really easy for him
I should have thought something harder for him. Okay. All right, we're fine
We're fine. We're fine. We've only been here for seven minutes
This is not going to be seven minutes in the video. So just understand
Understand the video you're watching right now. I've been getting I've been getting sprayed for seven minutes straight float playing exclusive
LMG GG You guys are gonna have lots of behind-the-scenes and extras from this I suspect dude. My mic has got to be soaked
That's okay. That's a price. I'm willing to pay
You're willing to pay Um, do I have to play?
Do I have to play?
Watch watch watch watch. Okay. Okay. He's gonna get it. He's gonna get it. This is it
I Don't think it's possible by man. I don't think man can do it AI is necessary for this. Okay. So we move them to the next map
No, oh, I see
Thanks, Tanner
Here we'll have
Oh, no way Come on. Come on. Come on. Don't get hit. Oh my god. That's just
The first checkpoint. Yeah, no, that was actually embarrassingly slow
Uh, can I towel you off at all? Yeah, please. Yeah, Debbie. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Yeah, there you go
LTT snow quality. Okay
First try for the fans got the red bull in them now
We know he's sponsored. So we just figured he'd want this on hand
Okay What why? I mean the instructions were pretty clear. They said don't get hit off. It says don't get hit off
But I don't so then you need to follow the instructions. Okay. All right. You're right
Are they just random? Hey, there's a cycle. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. But the explosions is the weird thing. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I wonder if I can just tank it by walking
No, okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. No, okay. I got you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you now
Thank you. Thank you for the water. Thank you. Okay. Okay. So if you touch the block even a little bit, okay
All right, it's on it. It's on it. No, dude. You know what sucks is the longer in the water the more it sprays
Even if I'm trying to get out
It's reacting to the bubble you are gonna be the world's cleanest asshole
Are you are you calling me an asshole? I don't
No, no, no, no, no, I mean He's actually been an amazing guest and I feel genuinely bad about what we're doing to him right now
Okay, it's all right. It's fine. It's fine because I'm gonna crush this
It's about pattern recognition. Yeah
So the cycle one so the pattern is if you go in the water you get sprayed
Cycle three did you recognize that one cycle four now you go cycle one
cycle two cycle three
cycle four Second one
cycle two cycle three
cycle four Cycle five. Oh
That's a long gap though. Okay. Yeah, it's so cycle one Cycle two
Cycle three
Yeah, I thought it was after five. I honestly think the cycle is different every time. I was just saying that out loud
Okay, I just have to wait Yeah, go wait go
Oh, oh, let's go. I try to time. I try to time like a god
There's so much water. Our workshop is going to turn into a pool. Um, damn it
Hold on. Hold on. We got it. We got here. We got to get in here and yeah
Do we have to lick the towel? Sorry. Actually my tongue is a bit wet
No, dude, I wish there was a sense to what this is happening. You know what's stupid
You hang out with like xqc and you're like, let me give you a free computer, right? Like like Carl Jacobs
Here's a free computer and then it's me and it's like, oh, um, how about uh, you get where our fucking merchant gets soaked for me now
Um, for what it's worth. Carl paid for that computer
And xqc's didn't work I heard that
So really you're doing really well. Yeah Yeah, that's not bad. I'm not at the game
Oh, I want that. Okay. I'm gonna wait for the one close to me to go
Okay, you got this you got this. Oh, you got this. Oh
What do I go? Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Is that another free block jump?
Yeah Okay, it goes it goes it goes it goes. Okay. Okay
Dude, what is the pattern? Do you see the pattern because I don't it's random
Oh, man Okay
Really though, how long are we gonna make him do this you guys until he quits? Oh
Uh, you've seen his subathons, right? I don't quit. It's not my thing. Yeah. Um guys
If it's a war of attrition you want it's a war of attrition you'll get I'll do this till it's not fun for you
I'm not doing anything. Nope. None of us off Oh
You're not even on the map anymore. We're screen recording, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. Here. Here. Oh, okay. I'm just trying to
Here. I got I got you. I got you. I don't need it. I don't need it. Okay. I don't need this
I don't need you. I don't need any of you. Okay. I'm a parkour god
Can we please also have a change of clothes ready for him? We do
Wonderful. Can we get another change of clothes in case he wants to change after this challenge into the next one?
Like hoodie shirt. Do we have pants? Get him some pants. Okay. Thanks Cole. We got underwear. We got everything
Uh, get him engineering samples of the socks. So he has new socks. He's probably soaked down to his socks at this point
Just get him. Please get him everything. I'm so wet. I'm so wet. Okay Okay
It was all part of our secret plan to get him as into our merch as we are into his
man Dude, the second that people saw we were carrying the swipe and the swipe plus on our store. Yeah
Our internal comms lit up with oh my god
Can I use my yearly allocation of LTT Store credit to get swipe bidets? Swart and I was like
Yeah, of course. Well the yearly allocation perfectly lines up to getting a swipe plus bidet
I have a question even i'm wet now. Uh, yes your question. What is the thing after this? Is it harder?
Uh, I wouldn't say harder is the right term
Do you think i'm doing as good as you expected better than you expected or worse than you expected?
When do you expected me to give up and whatnot?
You thought i'd give up by now? But I never put in the towel. That's the thing about me
That's why you're so wet I feel like that was a compliment
I'm so i'm getting so frustrated. I'm not I'm not even mad at you guys. I'm just mad at myself
God perhaps Minecraft the game itself
I knew it. I knew what I baited the game
I feel warm downstairs
What what What I know I had that one. Okay, one more run one more run dude. It's there's so much water
Are you guys looking at this? It's a powerful today
We can't change that. Look how much water there is bro. This is
Like the water's just like
Thanks i was thirsty
You sick man All right, it's my last run. It's warm. This is my last run that i'm quitting out. Okay. All right, then we'll do the next map
We'll get you to change your clothes, okay
Okay, one more run That was a bad attempt
Such a gamer move Last run last run chew the gamer montage music dinner
Yep No, you got this. No, no one more one more last one
Lg. I said lg mom stop
Okay, lg Chill
No Chill What?
I didn't do shit I didn't do shit. I saw you. You didn't see anything
All right, check check me out last run Dude, I actually I actually think you're a bad person now
I think you're this is this is a this is a this is an affliction, but i'm i'm clothing you
I gave you a computer No, you didn't actually we're keeping the computer
Okay, all right. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. I want to try can I try?
Am I allowed to try be my f***ing guess. Okay. Can you get me out of the water first at least like it's common
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. All right Okay, all right, man. I'm gonna need my own change of clothes here
First thing you need to do is press a first thing I need to do is
Account for that my butt's wet now. Thanks for pre wetting the seat. It's my bad there. Press a to go third person
Uh, why would I sorry? Why would I go third person? All right? I'm
What? You think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna f***ing strafe left because you tell me do you know alt f4. It's uh, how to unlock a new computer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. I forget. I don't remember how this game works. Do you run by default?
I don't minecraft you control you control
That's not gonna work though. It will I think that I don't think that you control the new space. Yeah, you can also double tap. Don't leave
Double tap it. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't want to miss this first jump. So I'm gonna make sure oh damn
Okay, that's a little frustrating Yeah, and then imagine you're just trying to get out of the water and it does it again
Yep, and then imagine you're climbing the ladder and it does it a third time
You know what? I don't really need to imagine it because I um, yeah, I got to experience it for my
Okay, sorry shift is running my world. So I'm not having a little bit of trouble here. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Okay. All right
No, I can do this. Yeah, I got it. If you do if you get this. I actually think I'll never play video game again
All right, okay, so just patience. Okay, it's a virtue
So bottom left Okay
Dude, I think it's random I think it is random. I think it's actually random though. Like random random. That's what I said. I think it's random
Well, what do you think random means? I think it's random. So why the I'm playing video games
I'm playing video. I'm playing video games. No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it
Don't worry about it All right, go ahead whenever you're ready
Sorry, sorry, I have such fragile thumbs. Okay, don't don't don't
Okay, don't don't don't show him everything. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Don't give him that. Okay. That's weird. I know, right?
That's really weird. Okay. What was that shirt at? Oh
Okay, all right, do that same thing again. Yeah, yeah, no problem. No, it's no problem
Okay, the I think the explosions are just a distraction. I don't think they're they probably stop you running. I don't think they're anything
Okay
Maybe they are something Oh, I missed nice
Oh, yeah, I didn't miss as much. Thank you. Yeah, it's going down my neck now. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's when it gets falling
Let's go down the neck. This is actually impressive this setup
Is like an arduino basically
Yeah, I'm kind of a tech guy Yeah, we know I know about arduinos and what have you and whatnot and also gpus and cpus and what have you
Yeah, do you know about how I'm already past two of them? Damn it
Okay, I'm out All right. Well, we tried with map one mission failed. Okay
What's the next challenge tanner? No, you gotta save him quick. Oh, I see go to the next one. All right
Okay, uh, okay. Do I always call in still working on close for him. Okay, so the dropper is a good next one the drop
I'm actually good at the dropper
Okay, all right, welcome to the dropper one goal survive the fall one rule don't break blocks buy burger burger
Okay, uh, okay. He's good at this one video settings render distance far copy on it. What's our render distance at?
It's it's not even far right now. Let's fix that
Okay, uh Brightness bright cloud off
Brightness bright where's brightness brightness
bright Cloud off. Okay. Okay the dropper 16 levels texture packs
smooth Okay, just in case so so
Yeah, I've got a short scripted bit here
On what the dropper is Oh, do you want red? Oh, yeah
I'll take one. I'll swap out. Oh my god. It's frigid like ice-cold. All right, cool
I legally have to make that sound when I drink it really no Imagine to that be crazy. Uh, all right. What is this? What is this?
All right Graphics fast
Be ready to become mad. Why does it say that? I don't know
Maybe because you should be ready to become mad I am become mad destroyer of minecraft
Fails what is what is fails level one madness? Okay, so I hit this I'm gonna drop and then I have to not hit a block
Okay Oh, okay. I mean, I think you got this. It's just swirls
easy Oh, that's so but I did it right
Why are you punishing me for doing it? That's right. I mean, I did tell you there'd be punishments sort of regardless
But you could have done it more right. You could have landed not on water. No, there's fall damage
Oh Well, it's all right. Look, I hey, hey, I first tried that shit. I beasted that shit
What would have happened if you'd taken fall damage though? I doubt that's what I don't want to find out
I see teleport to next level. All right. Here we go. I believe in you. Wait. You want him to do 16 levels? Yeah, they're quick
Checkpoint deek. All right
All right Got this man Oh, this is to go back
Have you ever done anything like this before? Yeah, I competed in several minecraft championship tournaments
Oh, I don't mean have you played minecraft before? Holy fuck. It's not what do you mean?
I know you play minecraft. I mean like like an interactive gaming experience like this
Uh, I've played with shock collars several times in the past
Uh
If that counts as interactive, yeah, yeah, okay. What the fuck was it? Wait, why did I do this?
No, don't tell me this is the wrong way to go. Oh, no, does he have to hike all the way back up? Oh, no, let's do that. Okay
It's right Wait, this is where I came from
Oh, wait teleport to next level. Okay
All right set spawn set days at night. Okay, sure
Competitive minecraft player I played in several tournaments. I didn't win any of them. That's fair, but I was in them
This is where I came from. This is just the same level over and over
Am I smoking hot? Sorry, that's not a correct phrase to say but I'm confused here lies
All right, okay, hold up hold up hold up hold up
So It's over here
Okay, we found it. Okay Here comes the drop
I stand here level two is called fall
Okay
Okay, what what was that? Okay, I died what happens?
Okay Dang that is very unpleasant the living room. What is the living room?
The living room it's where you go when you're not dead. Let's try it out
Okay, I mean, yeah, this seems like you can probably do it without oh shoot what where
Oh, I heard something go but it didn't trigger apparently. Okay. That's probably just as well
All right, the living room I
Dude, where am I supposed to
Oh, um, what what happened? I think I have some idea what that is
Okay, what is it? Uh, you can ignore it for now. Sure
I believe what am I supposed to fall in that tiny little
Jesus Christ Jesus
They're like little gel pellets. Oh, wow, those are actually uh, my god, they broke on my skin. Oh my god
This is what you guys do for work
That was okay. All right, I gotta focus
Okay, he's got this he's got dude. I
I know I don't know where I'm supposed to go man
Oh, no, I landed I landed
Okay, all right. Okay. No, no, you got this. I believe I yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got this. You got this
I think I can just go over here. I think I can cheese it
Nice Dude is dark as as
Yeah night. Oh Nice
Okay, easy. I'm actually rooting for him at this point. Find the button
Okay, the fuck you mean find the oh, I wish I didn't do that. God, what just happened? I
Killed the jack-o-lantern. Now it's dark. Oh
What Can I make it to that is that water over there? Will he ever be able to play minecraft and hope ptsd again?
Dude, I was actually very scary, dude. It's so dark
My my brightness is on maximum
Okay, give me fast
I I'm on max. I just can't beat this. Okay. Fuck it. Oh
I thought that was water
Oh, we're good
Okay, I'm not doing the living room
Wait, I have to do it
Oh, don't tell me things I don't want to hear. What are these?
Oh, no, they do nothing. They do nothing You can't like throw them down and make water to land in
Wait, is that right? I don't know. Do I look like I minecraft? Why does it smell like shit?
It smells like shit Do you smell that actually dude, it smells putrid. Are you kidding me?
It smells vile
Dude, this is okay
The point we were trying to make is that that's what your ass would be like without the swipe today
We're really here to help you Do
Dude, do you have a fresh hoodie for him? Can we at least get him changed out of the wet top?
Do you have a t-shirt as well? Yes. Are you a larch? Uh, yeah, but I don't like the you see
Yeah, I don't like any soon that
Well, he's gonna need more changes so yeah
Oh, hey, it's our ad block shirt. This was a limited edition when we did a little while back
Oh, I guess you'll have to redo your mic. Yeah, we'll have to do I can put the mic. I can just put on my chest
Here you go, man. All right, this is great. Oh, are you rolling? You're rolling, right? Okay
Have you ever tried our apparel? I've never tried your apparel
This is our devious plan to get you to do it, but you've somehow swindled me
Repping ad block. I'll just rock this. You sure? Yeah, just t-shirt. All right
Look, let's be real. I think more layers has not helped me in this case. That's fair
That's valid. That's valid Do you want to adjust it that way just a touch? Yeah
Because I end up it's did you did it trigger again? It smells horrible. Uh, it smells so bad
Yeah, I think the fart box might be Dude, it's just like leaking out of its fart box box. No, I clicked it by accident. I'm gonna die, aren't I?
Yeah, dude, it smells so bad. Okay. Okay, what's during the fart box? Dude, it smells bad. I don't
Okay, I got it out. It smells like manure. It smells it does smell like manure. It smells like cow
It's just full damage
Okay, I I genuinely do not know how to beat this level. Okay. Why is there a plunger?
Okay, so Okay, this is the weirdest game of dropper ever played. Can I collect the jack-o-lantern?
Uh, no, it just goes away. Okay. Okay
So one the strat I found is you can go to the bridge then you can follow the bridge to this other section
But you need to find a hidden button if you do that
Fall damage you can't have fall damage. Yeah, okay, buddy. You gotta know that you gotta know that
So yeah, then you go up here. There's text here. There's text here. Yeah, but it's bro. Follow the pumpkins
It's just too dark. No, no, that's the thing is the pumpkins are the
Oh, you need the spread there. Wait, wait, you can hit this hit the white hit the white
What? No, I was going the wrong way. No, no, no
You look good out there. Thanks. Not a lot of people are talking about that
This is crazy. This is insane. You see this
It didn't do that That's because it doesn't have my supple baby-like skin
What just happened? Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. You got a sprint jump. Okay
Uh, I need it to be shift. I can't I can't this control my sprint. I know you got that
All right now climb up this little staircase. You're in front of you. Well, where did all the pumpkins go?
No, no, they're gonna come up. They're gonna come up. You just gotta go up that staircase right there
I can't even see it. I know
You went up it though. I did. Yeah, I think so
Well, you went over it. Oh, dang it. It should fall down. How do I take full damage?
You went past it. Well, any block above three blocks is going to give you fall damage
Rookie, rookies Look, I don't minecraft. Okay
What do you do? I don't know. You play that one Canadian hockey game
Actually, slap shot rebound is very fun. Slap shot rebound. That's it
Are you gonna go up that you got to go up it? How did you even get as far as you did?
I can't see anything. You have to just know that it's there and then climb up it
To be fair, I destroyed the pumpkins, which is the only way that gave light. So yeah, I just no I I said that
I was like, no, I thought there's pumpkins here. I thought they would respawn the pumpkins when I died
It turns out they don't do that. It's kind of a first come first serve type scenario
You look good playing right now. Do you think we'll be friends forever?
First time someone's laughed at that question
Okay, so we just gotta spray forward and jump
I wasn't sure where the edge was. Yeah, I'm good. God damn it. That really hurts
All right, let's go for our third challenge. Okay
How good are you at speed running? Uh, I can get it a seeded or or random
Random
Just started just actually started a brand new game
Okay, okay, sure, okay
Brave new world Linus What's it called boy? Linus
It's no, what's l l l t t dot store
Are close enough
I said t store dot com Romulus and penis
Which of us is penis? I'm Romulus
All right, all right Romulus. Let's see what you got
Oh my god. Look the soccer cherry blossom update
So what are we uh, where'd my uh, prompter remote apologies for playing bobbing. Okay, uh, all right
So we're doing glitchless any percent hardcore. Is that?
At this point, we're just trying to find out
Okay, so we'll just this is also connected to the internet we can go down one more community map. Okay got something
Particularly like playing that are challenging. Well, let's just uh, so it's a
How long should it take him to like win or whatever?
I
I'm not good at this game. It would take me
Yeah, I could get it done, you know, it's not exactly going to be world record pace per se
I mean you made a stick that's more than I can do in Minecraft. Yeah, no not only to have a stick
Now you've got a pickaxe pickaxe not a pick stick
Uh, oh Okay, is this a good seed is this helpful? No, no, no you want a village that way you can get iron really fast
Or you got steel or whatever the hell But but we got pumpkins, which is a good source of food right and food is integral
Right, right, right, right. Yeah And then we're gonna mine some some rock. Yeah, because you need uh, rock to mine iron
I feel like i'm talking to my kid right now. Mob. So I see wonder why they kill me. I'm just mining
You ever listen to minecraft parodies are the kids? No, okay, let's do the question
Do you know any mine name three minecraft creators, uh, carl jacob's, okay, dang
Um Aunt venom sure. Yeah lock it in ledwig. No, no, I do not count
Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got one more. I pressed it
Does he count? Yeah, he counts. I guess he counts. Don't even. Who is the greatest minecraft player of all time?
Yes, yes, dude, see when you don't know the answer just don't you know cats and sparkles, you know, it's clean
It's true. It is the best ass to kiss
All right, okay Do you usually show this this hard? Yeah, you shouldn't have taken
Dude the smell. Oh, why did I deserve that?
Oh my god, he spends his whole life trying to keep that smell
Out of his life. Yes. Yes out of the world. Actually though. Yes. Okay. What else do I need?
Build a hoe
Nice it's a stone cold hoe you've got yourself there
All right, uh now to beat the game of minecraft you need to it's so
Cooked it's so cooked
This is like getting magnus carlson and then saying hey man, we want to see you ARM wrestle
I don't know what i'm the magnus carlson of yet, but I'll work. Yeah, I was about to ask. Okay, so what games should you be playing right now?
Dude It's so bad. I actually can't talk
Do you smell it? Only a little it's kind of really blowing right at you. Yeah, it is really it's in the front range tight beat. Yeah
Well, what game am I the okay the game i'm best at that?
I would never lose to you in a single game super smash brothers melee. Okay
I don't think you would ever take a stock off me
A stock what's a stock like a single life you start four lives. Yeah, okay, okay
Uh given a hundred games. I wouldn't lose one to you really not one stock in a hundred games
The only lives I would lose is when I take my own life. Hey, hold on a second. I forgot about this
When you challenged me and you said you would beat me at any game. Yep
We still have to do that. I know I'm coming down to LA
And for what because I kind of feel like I should take him on a minecraft based on how good he is at it
What do you do? He took fall damage. Dude. He was like one health. Oh my god
Yeah, you need to come to LA we're gonna do a bro versus bro. Okay. All right. Do you have your games list yet?
Yeah, what I would go shoot. I think I listed them on the land show shoot
I think I remember but I didn't know a single one of them
They were all made in the 1990s. No, they were not. What are they? I think one of them was beat saber
Okay. Yeah, that's fine. I think one of them was anno 1800. Okay, which was not made in the year 1800
It's just about the year 1800. It'd be impressive though. What was uh, no, no, no, it was probably
How are we gonna play sieve six against each other? Yeah, I don't think it was sieve because I haven't touched a sieve game since sieve two
speaking of games um
I mean if I wanted to be a complete asshole, I can say supreme commander, but that's kind of another rts
I think I'd wanted to pick a different you are limited to one game per genre. Yeah, one game. That is that is typical of the rules
I've got to pick I've got to pick another game genre
What are game genres? How do I eat a pumpkin? Oh puzzle. No, there's no way I'm gonna beat him out of puzzle game
He's way smarter than me I'm wicked. You're like you're like chess, right? I do like chess. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I'm a millennial
So I just I don't use like to mean that you like it. I just use it as a filler word
No, I mean, I do like I like chess. You like chess, you know, I didn't mean you like chess
I put both are correct. I like I like that game intergenerational translation at work here. Um, yeah, I'm not gonna beat him out of puzzle game
I don't think Hold on games
Games I know how to play
You got that's how you got nothing
Um Is beat saber anno 1800. No, no, I got self come up with some
So the way the bro verse bro works is that you get three games I get three games and then there's four neutral games for neutral games. You know what?
Um, I'll take you on a tower fall Tower float. Yeah, what is that game? It's platformer
Like it's a one-to-one platformer game You shoot arrows at each other. Okay. Yeah, it's really fun. I'm surprised you haven't played it
I might have I just don't have a name off top absolute blast your archers
And you kind of jump around and like shoot arrows at each other
And there's like ivy arrows and spike arrows and bouncy arrows and was that game where you got to run by someone?
And if you run oh, yeah, nidhog. That'd be a good game to play. Well, you feel free to pick nidhog
That should be our neutral in a way. Oh, okay
Do you have a lot of hours of nidhog? I have some I have like five I probably have about the same as you
Can I keep it a stack with you? Keep it a what can I keep it a stack with you a stag a stack a buck can I keep it 100?
100 a stack is 100 100 percent. Can I be real? Can I be honest? Yeah, of course
Can I keep it a stack with you? You never heard this? You guys have heard this?
I have never heard this no cat. Has it made it north?
Dude Sorry, let's try out this on your on your skibbity. Skibbity. Yeah, skibbity toilet, right? Sounds great. Yeah, I know that
It sounds natural. Do your kids like skibbity toilet? No, actually, I introduced them to it and they didn't like it
No Okay, because I introduced it to them. Anyway, yes, you can be a stag. I'm gonna be a stag real quick
I am not gonna come close to beating this game Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine. I have been slowly mining
gravel Just for like the past 10 minutes while we've been talking making no progress and I just ran out of pick
Let me try the last map. Okay. All right
Has he triggered every effect? Oh, no, I see there's one that he hasn't
Okay 30 ways to die
This map was inspired by the map called 11 ways to die. So they added some
Cool New updates must be at least easy difficulty
Don't know that's yeah, no Report any bugs
Looking over your shoulder any I'm nervous man
You're doing great. All right, this is one
Okay What to do click button. Oh, I mean maybe but you might die, right?
I don't know. I just I have all I have is some iron tools a block of iron in the middle. Yeah
No, it's not a button, right? It's a it's a pressure plate. Okay, so we could put something on it. Maybe
No, the same portal, bro
It's the game of my people
Okay, cuz a lot Dude, yes
What oh, yeah, there's something out there. Yeah, it's like that's just to for the switch or yeah, it's like a node block
Okay, I can I be real you can be you can be no cap
stack buck Whatever works for you. What the hell am I doing?
Maybe there's something outside full stack Okay, maybe okay, I see I see I see the vision I see the vision. Okay, so I press if I press this button, what happens?
Yeah
Okay, I think it's making noise is it a note block?
Shrunt Maybe I just I got to go up. No, there's no
Oh, oh god, I forgot what being what's like. I just fell out of the world
I fell out of the world I fell out of the world at the restart. Okay
Did you ways to die? Okay, did you expect me to be this bad? Um
Dude, I just fell out of the world. There's nowhere to go nothing to do with this
I'm trapped in a box of emotion. Wait. Yeah, how do we can we can we just reset?
I'm trapped in a stone box I
Be grateful if it was a mr. Beast, but he'd be there for a week
Recreate okay, is that it? There you go. Okay
Oh, um, I recreated it into the exact part where I die. Okay neat. Wait. No, but it's fine because I'm in creative
Oh Okay, we're good. We're good. I I feel like I did here gentlemen
I don't know how to play the world anymore I'm sucking a glass case. Well, can't you just turn on like? Oh
I didn't get any body shots. Thankfully I turned I let it hit me thinking it wouldn't be bad and it wasn't horrible, but it wasn't great. Yeah
That has a lot of ammunition in it. I don't know how much they were expecting to shoot you
Yeah, it is and look at this. This is how you fill them. Oh look how many extras there are
Yeah, because you have to soak them
See, I knew we had a lot of fans of Ludwig here. I didn't know we had a lot of people who f***ing hated him
Yeah, right haters at the ready
Oh my gosh, okay, so you've got a lot of ways to die and they're ready for you. Okay. All right
Break break times over. Okay. He's gonna beat this challenge. I will beat one of these games. I promise he's gonna beat one challenge
Where are these skulls here? Okay
All right, let's just be intelligent rational beings
I have five ladders five iron a pickaxe and a shovel or a pickaxe and an axe
What to do when I hit button The node block starts making little signals when I step on this
Nothing happens. I don't know if there's audio that I need for this. Can you guys tell us the goal?
Is the goal to get out of the box? Oh, how's it going? horrible
Oh, okay So we actually don't know so science doesn't know what to do with this yet. No, okay. That's fine
There's nothing wrong with that Because I can I can be science
Right So okay
So so it's popular and if he isn't good at it, then he's just it's not it's me yet. Don't ever say that about me
So so now I go here See you've seen this technology. No, this is really good. You're doing really good actually. I think
Wait fudge
Okay, now i'm on top You're on top. You're on top of the world. What is this for?
What am I supposed to be on top? The answer is almost to surely. No, I feel like I'm supposed to be teleported box to box
Uh-huh So there's something inside. Okay. Is there a way for us to trigger the box? Maybe if you stand on it. Does it teleport you?
Well, it's yeah, you shouldn't have done that
Okay, no, no, there's probably something in the room
It has to be something to do with the thing in the middle I maybe I have to hit the button while being on the plate
Sure You do that
I don't know how to Okay, I'm getting upset. I'm getting mad. I'm getting and you know how I get when I get angry
Oh, so the fun part is to get out you have to die
What? Oh
You have to figure out the right way to die
What oh
So this one's fall damage Yeah, it's gotta be okay. Well, that's easy then
Oh my god, but you want to die all at once you don't want to do this like eight times because you got the
You know punishment pc going here. So you picked a game
Where the object of the game is to die
But my object in real life is to not so you keep saying you but I had nothing to do with it
That's it's more like the the general. Oh my god. It keeps restoring his health. I know because I have too much food bar
Okay, wait I hate that when I get too much food bar too much food bar and you're tell me now
Uh, can I die in this room? How do I kill myself? Oh, but if you hit the harder ground does that hurt more?
Yeah, that's gonna take a really long time
How do I kill myself?
I don't know
I don't know how to do it faster
I'm just gonna do this slow way then
Okay, just don't eat the food right Yeah
Oh my god, he sounds so defeated. What have you guys done to him? You saw how much energy he had when he came in here
He was so full of life and spunk
I was so full of spunk once now. He's full of piss and vinegar
Okay, I just keep I'm just gonna keep doing this till I die
The saddest thing this is the saddest thing I've ever done
At least hey, we're getting good luck with the rng the gun hasn't gone off in a while
You just have to say like that
You just have you have to say
What is it the end of the fireworks display, what is it the way the hell far it's hot thing it smells so bad
Press the thing Maybe press the button
Maybe press because I'm low health
Okay, but you get it
Okay, he likes the butt puncher way too much. All right, I did it
I'm stuck in a glass box again I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done, man. I'm done. You know what we're gonna win. You know, we're gonna beat
We're beating wipe out what we're gonna beat wipe out. No, we're not beating wipe. Oh my god, stop
It's the only game here that we have any chance of beating
We What is this we it's the royal we you didn't do but I can do this
Do you believe in me? I made it almost as far in this as you did
So we can do it. Oh damn it
Okay, all right
That's a good one Wait for it. Oh, is that part of the pattern? Maybe I think if there's three you go for sure
What dude what It's mine. Okay. I forgot how I forgot how bad this one gets I forgot I forgot how cold the water is
That's why you got to get the swipe pluses attached Canadian water
I appreciate that. Yeah, so the heater is supposed to be if you go in lava. Uh, yeah fire and use the furnace got it
I honestly the heaters nice
Oh my god Slime used to sleep with a heater directly on his face. Hey, just be happy that we didn't have the shot call
What would that have even been for when you die? Oh
So we had to improvise a little bit Okay
Thanks for buying us the extra hour to um make this experience like this
What it's not moving Can you throw the heater back on
Okay, sorry buddy mold into the full sense of security. I just I just I need I need to leave here with a victory
I don't need luck. What's the record for this map? Do we know?
Oh, he's got two down Three down. He's gonna do it. Not yet
It'd be cool. No, that would have been it
Oh Man the thing is you can't visually get across how bad this is smelling in my nose
But I I'm not exaggerating it smells like No, man, you got it. You got it. Okay, but hold on. Hold on. You gotta watch this guy. Yeah
Yeah, you gotta watch this guy So it's got to be when that's up and that one goes then you can go before it'll come
So I'd go now. So here. Hold on. They're all in their own timer. So the other one is that I'd go now that
I'd wait for the yellow That okay, the yellow one is a bad cycle. No, but the yellow one's consistent
The other ones are on their own cycles. So you got to wait for the cycles to align
Like that one would have been good. Okay. Okay. I see the vision. I see the vision. Yeah, okay. Chief vision officer right here. Let's go
Oh god
Okay, so we're in order of magnitude or two off of that. Oh, so now it's a problem by last two wall
Oh
He's got a shotgun there anyway, right? Okay, then we're good
Oh, okay, that was exciting. I don't know what happened there. Okay
I mean realistically, we're just gonna use this like PTSD face for his anyway, right? Okay. Okay. I'm back. Holy
He's back back again. I should have gone. Ludwig's back. Tell your friend
I'm gonna go the next the next time the yellow falls back. Ludwig's back. Ludwig's back. No. No. No. No. No. No, that's terrible
Holy Holy
Wait, okay, the fog is back. What is that? I'm sure you can
Oh, it's a fog
I I had nothing to do with that
I got teams open
Okay, okay, hold on. Okay. Do you have to jump off the like the
That's what I kind of want to do, but I can't you're like bound. Okay. I'm an accessible gamer yet. Okay, all right
So I just have to jump. Why are there two of them though? Is there a reason?
Oh, we'll find out right now
Okay, okay. All right. All right done. You know what to do here
I got pushed off Where do I go?
Where do I go? Okay, I go back here Okay, this is no what to do here. Do you know what to wipe out? So this is this is the part with the big balls
Right, but for whatever reason I'm getting pushed into the balls I think that actually happens in the show itself is you get pushed into the big balls. Yeah, okay. Okay, ready?
I keep waiting at the top like it's August
Okay, all right when I'm at the top I have to go
Whoa, nice. Okay. Okay. They're bouncy. They're bouncy. Yeah bouncy balls bouncy balls bouncy balls. Yeah, I get it
Yeah, it's a good product good water pressure
Oh, okay. Yeah, that was very close though. I have to keep my sprint
I have to go left to right. I have to serpentine the serpentine
It's a serpentine situation. Yeah. Yeah, it was all you know what to do and he was all yeah, I do. Oh god
Oh
Now that looks really good. That looks really good. Do you like my pants are so wet? You're doing a really good job there
We have new pants for him, right? Yeah, okay good w w in the chat
Do you know what I mean? I don't even feel bad for that one. You know what anita max one is
Uh, what sorry the streamer anita max one. No, I'm bad. No, that's not a streamer anita. No, no, no
Anita max win. Yeah, you've never heard of anita
You think I've never heard of the name anita to mean I need to
Literally on the simpsons. Okay
Okay, wait, I'll just wait here. Oh, okay, so the bounce is only
I over shot. I over shot, dude
Okay, all right Okay, no, no, you're doing great. I'll just uh
Dude, it's actually it's actually way harder than it looks. You know who'd be good at this
Um, Carl
I'll pretend I know what a smear is
smear this No, I mean, I know it's a person. I just mean I don't know anything
No, smear this like smear this all over your face like smear like it's a smear
Like so what I did is I said a fake name and then you said what is smear and then I would made a sexual innuendo from it
Seems like a bit of a reach you've never heard a round
Okay, okay. Okay. I have to do one go I have to do one go
Shady's back shady's back shady's back
I I run at it. I run out of bounce. Yeah, you gotta have more bounce. I got you. I got you. I hear you
His new gamer tag is moira moira moira bounce
Oh, no way, okay, we're good. No, no, I believe I believe I believe oh no way. I believe so hard now
I've learned oh
I've learned the ways of the warrior Warning rotating logs
Okay, no, you got this though. So you go on it and it moves
Oh, right. So you have to be dead ass center. It doesn't visually move
I think you just got to be dead center. It doesn't visually move even a little bit
It's not even about being dead ass. Oh, it stinks Oh, no, it's not even going off right now. Is that you? Yeah, that's just me. I just get nervous
I'm supposed to just acknowledge that
This is insane No visual indicator and this game is the best selling game of all time
I guess it's that true
Oh, no way You only got to do one more. You only got to do one more
Whoa, it's rotating the other way. That's so annoying. That is so annoying to make it spin the other way. Okay. All right noted
Notice me senpai
Okay Oh, that was so
I had it I played so well
Okay Okay, I'll see if it I can beat this
Do you believe me? Um, I believe in your determination. I'm just a little bit worried about your flight
What's that? Wait, what time is it? It's 340. No
Okay, fine
Shady's back wait 340 340 you got time. Okay. Are you guys two hours before type people?
What like oh, I mean, do you have like, uh, do you have like global entry and stuff? No
Uh, I have a boss attitude and and like just an affliction for travel. YVR is pretty good. You should probably be fine
I'm not worried. I could show about place at 750. I could show about damn seven o'clock. I think I make it
I think they're not really hitting him anymore. I'm just gonna make a slight adjustment here
To be clear, I realized that if I lean forward it stops hitting me
Okay, fine. I'll stand I'll stand and that's door fixed it for you. That's so sweet of you
Oh, dude Oh, man, that is so much worse
I I have the towels though The towels here for you
Oh, no way. No way. No way. Okay. One more one more
chill
Ah
Did we use like water hardened components at all or like are we just hoping for the best here?
I kind of met the keyboard I see
Uh, can I get his side of that please? Just give me all the servos are waterproof and look at me though. Yeah, all the servos are waterproof. No, I meant like the keyboard
Oh, no way. Come on. Was that two you got them both? Yes. Oh, I look away for like two seconds and you nail it
Timing is key Da da da da
Oh Well, what the how you supposed to deal with that
Yeah, that wasn't it Thank you Linus
for the quick analysis Okay, I can jump on this for free and then I can shift off forward
And then I can let it kind of toy with my my body. Don't you need to run and jump that though? That looks really far. Yeah
Wait for it It's actually so hard time
That's the key. I don't yeah, I think I think I can't I think you're right
Am I not touching the ground right now? What I feel like I'm floating Whatever this is it can't be that hard because they expect you to do it four times
Oh sick sick game removes right here boys
What? Okay, hold on. Oh god
I've done mr. Beast island for 24 hours. I I
I have to say this is the worst shoot. I've ever done Linus. You're hurting me
I'm sorry The Canadian me I couldn't resist
I'm sorry
Chill If I don't look sorry, it's because like we're just kind of always sorry even when we're having fun
Okay, you want to pick on me? Yeah, I'm an easy target
How much more of this is there you guys
And we didn't make the bidets, that's true, that's true
That's on you. That is the good people at brawndale
Okay, I see. Okay, but yeah, the middle one goes the other way though
So that one you can run with you. I I okay. Yeah, you see it, right? Yeah
I didn't hit the jump button. Yeah, I know that was uh, I hit the jump button. Yeah, you need the space bar there
Okay, do I look wet? Yep
Oh, why aren't you going crazy? I'm going a little local here. I get it. I mean as a married man
I wouldn't know much about it, but I think you look wet
Oh, come on Jesus
I'm just gonna force it
Oh No way. No way. Oh you freaking locked out on that. Oh my god slow quick or sneaky
What is happening right now, it's the part it's the like there's a conveyor belt
That's like whipping back and forth. Shoot me. Shoot me right now. Shoot me right now
No, no, no, what was he breaking? Is he breaking things? I think he's breaking things. I broke something
Shoot me. No, dude, we don't even have the thing. You have to die if you want to be shot
So so this thing is going to rotate. Oh, I have to either go fast or
Time it Oh slow, but it goes both ways
And yeah, it's a little I think I see I think it goes slow until you pass it and go fast
So this one's safe
Oh Wait, wait, wait, wait, what if I cheese it? What if I scam it?
Have you ever heard of scamming? Yeah, you went to that. I mean sure
Are you not gonna you're not gonna be able to ride the thing? Why not? Why not us? Why not now? That's gonna be harder
There's no actual way You cannot
Okay, well doing it regularly seems just as hard
What if I could ride the ride the hand?
I'm gonna be like cold and broken in the airport. He's gonna be like what you do here
I told the tsa agents I came to visit a friend
I should have said I came for a saw-like contraption
Dude, I'm here to meet new underwear. All right, we got you
Oh, man, oh, oh, that looks so good. I'm gonna go fast. That looks so good. I'm going fast. Yeah, that looks so good
You were doing awesome. That was awesome
Do you have a swimming pool at home? Uh, yeah, why'd you have to bring it here with you?
Oh
Oh, oh, no, I made it so far and I got punished. Okay
Oh man, dude, I actually made it far as hell. Okay, wait, wait. There's a checkpoint. Where is it?
Where's the checkpoint? I know there is no checkpoint. It's involved instead of keep going
This one might be too hard, dude You got me fired up saying that right now
Oh No way, he's at the halfway point. He's halfway
I'm actually so I can get this I can get this. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm good. What?
No, I was thinking like okay So the rhythm's a little different right because the closer you are to the point where it returns
The sooner you have to jump again when it's coming behind you look at this. It's a torch. I know but you see this right here
It's glitching thing. Yeah, what does it say? Uh clean it
It looks too obvious
What is that though, I gotta I think it's to throw in case you get yourself soft to throw. Yeah, like to kill yourself on purpose
Oh, no way
I'm going crazy here. I'm going crazy here
Okay, I'm gonna get this I'm gonna get this Oh
What's your best goofy impression
That was beast
We're not done we're not done
Sweet for check. Well, wait, hold on this one only gets you when you jump though. Yeah, but there's no checkpoint
Oh boy, I missed the first. Oh, this is wait. There's a checkpoint. Oh hell, yeah
Oh, I thought I'd go all the way back. No, no, we just went through one. Oh hell yeah sweet for checkpoint. Yeah, okay
No, you got this. Oh, okay. That's where it gets a little trickier. Yeah where it's like oscillating on it
I'm doing tricks on it Reference doing tricks on it. You know what that means? Nope
At some point your keyboard is going to break my keyboard. Yes
Why do you say that? Why do you say that?
It still has the rd. Can you come from my perspective and get yeah
Okay, see this guy it still has all the rd wait. Oh, no, I thought I lost the ability to crash
Oh, damn it. This one might be hard
Dude it sprays so much. Okay. Can you turn on the heater?
Okay, focus
Okay, oh this is easy sick game removes here we go. Oh, oh, no, I ran too early. I ran too early. I pre-jacked it
You know like that is not going to make it into the edit pre-jack
I think he thinks he's slanging over my head here
You realize we play exactly the same games with our brand sponsors too, right?
What can we get in there?
Turns out the answer is often a hot dog
Wait wait for it. No, you got this. It's about patience
It's about drive. It's about power. We stay hungry. We devour. You can't get paid without patience
And this boy he gets paid when you buy a swipe per day. It's true. Oh
Man, okay. This is very predictable. Oh, that's good
The plus compared to everything so far. Why would you do that? What did you?
Why did you do that? Oh? I'm not trying to be critical, but buddy send the chair so that you know how to do it
Well, no, it's because I don't know how yet
Okay, this is oh god. It stinks. Is that on again?
Oh my god, it still smells though. It's just me. It's really just me out there. This is very predictable
Linus I flew up
Oh, what's this? That's just a decorum
Decorative you have to jump across that thing when the block is back in
Dude, I'm frigid. Oh the ledge. I didn't even know how this game works. I didn't know you could walk on that ledge
You gotta walk on that ledge, but you gotta tie that when the block's done. Oh, that's why you're yelling at me
Yeah, because I didn't know what you were doing. I thought you were just like going for it
All right I don't even know where the ladder is
That's all right. Where's the ladder? Oh, no, dammit the more you get sprayed. Yeah
Do we have another shirt for chance?
It's time for my second time All this shirt
Round two. Oh, no
Oh, dammit. Ah, no
Wow Damn it
Dude, I actually get why this is funny
I didn't get it till just now
It's so much better over here No
And then every time you fall it happens
Except when it doesn't and then you just
You went back in the water
All right, I'll take this. I'll take this. No, I'm gonna get this. I think you can get this one
Actually, this is kind of your speed except for the sprinting. No
Little bit late
You know
Sorry, you're saying my nickname in high school was early liners. It was early liners. Yeah, I was never on time for class
I'm totally unrelated
All right Nice, no, what just happened? You jumped again like a fool. I did not you didn't you didn't jump. I did not
Oh, hi mark Okay, we'll even up power greater than you
Oh, no, that's way too late way too late way too late. I can't even see
Oh, I didn't do anything. That's all sounds like you gap. Okay
Your reaction speed's gone down people are talking about it in the office
All right, come on keyboard's breaking. Okay. Okay before it recedes
Yep, don't do that second jump thing. I didn't jump again. I just I didn't let go of it. I didn't know you did bunny hop
Okay If you hold it it jumps again. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Well. Yeah, I don't
I don't minecraft
Okay
Yeah, you're good. You're good. Okay, you can scooch forward a scope
Okay, okay So I think you start running
Like after this retracts before that was retracted. I think that's too late. It's gotta be while it's still there
But at the very end the close one can go away. Then you rise wait, wait, wait, wait. No, hold on
Oh my god, no, it's exactly the same every time. Yeah, it's I have to be in the air
While there. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but while that one's still there. Oh my god
The first one the moment the first one goes away. I think you I think you can like maybe wait a half beat then you go
Oh You went too far forward you hit the next challenge
You actually did it though. You did it the first time
You're actually beating this
The double jump man, you gotta stop double jumping just press the spacebar. Don't hold it
I Like when it's freezing we're not even close to like the water. All right
I would say that was a little late
Oh, not enough for it not enough for it. You were there. You were there. You had it. I have a vision
I know how to beat this. I will do this. We will succeed
We'll be again
I beat nothing. I waited a lot for me though about business and love and vasectomies
Turns out you can come after you get one and how he knows
Oh, that was sick. I was too far. It was it was. You did great. You did great. That was great. I actually thought I had it
Yeah, that's more red bull
Okay, although I gotta wash it down real quick
It's clean Vancouver water. It doesn't taste bad
I mean you're from LA so yeah, it's true. Your water's terrible
Oh
Whoa, I was way too late. I was way too late. I had to do it before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I changed how I did it for some reason I panicked fear
Okay, the moment it goes away
Okay a little more court
Watch out
What's worse the pain of the cackles
I really don't think you have to do this
Oh you say that
Okay, I I you doubted yourself you had it. I I I I have to do this. What time is it?
I got it
Don't you wait, I just want to achieve something I mean you achieved getting this far
That doesn't mean you achieved creating the swipe and swipe plus bidets. Yeah, but that's just for a sales pitch
Why would anyone buy something for someone who can't even finish up my crap marathon?
To prove that they can do it With two swipe plus bidets
Guys, I don't quit
Too early
Wait Fine
Is he seeing this zone look at the zone he's in
Okay, but
I Pop pop jump pop pop
pop Pop pop jump pop pop
Pop pop jump pop pop
Pop pop jump
Last obstacle okay, so hold on hold on is it three or is it four it's
There's a four See yeah, there's the one back there too
But there's a gap between all of them so it's actually just about
Getting one and then stopping
That's miserable what a miserable final challenge
I feel like the dev of this game didn't keep in mind that some people are going to be playing with a bidet that
targets them and hits them with water
We can reach out and find out they thought about that
Oh my god, dude, this is the spacing is so hard to micro adjust
Wait, wait, wait. I'm so stupid Linus
I figured it out. Okay, if we get back there, we're not losing
Is this a stock home syndrome the fact that he keeps referring to us as we and
Getting through this together like I'm the tormenter. I will guide you out of here
To the speed our music okay, here we go check this out
Oh
Um, this is a good idea
Why were we platforming first person? Yeah, that's a good question
People are gonna be watching this like look at these idiots, you know what we'll cut all of that out
So all they'll see is this okay? I got you to be fair. This is still kind of hard
But it just gives way more info
Doesn't help that the camera angle keeps doing what it's doing, but now you got this
Holy And then here you want first person for here. Yeah, I think so. Oh, that's that's gone. That's the creepiest person
Come on we did this
Huh third person was cheating third person was cheating. I don't care. We didn't know
Why was it cheating?
Final jump final jump
Well, what's the final jump? I don't really get it. Oh wait, so okay, we got the
Drawbridge that goes down. Okay, but what is this? How do you?
It's moving now. I get on it. Okay. Yeah, you just get on it
Okay, okay
Okay, so you just got to bounce yeah, and then bounce and then make it
You
This is as close as we get oh Okay, yeah, so I didn't know how far it was. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Okay
I'm frigid like glass. Can we turn on the heater?
What do you know when you know it's the end here look up for a second maybe we can see
When it reaches the end of the track or we can count them on the way back actually
Um, okay No, you got to hit the thing first. You got to hit the the bridge first. Wait, what?
No, no, no, you're not supposed to hit it. You're supposed to dodge it. You're supposed to dodge it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on
Wait, this is good. I have enough time to make a jump and get back in one cycle. How sure are you?
I'm supposed to land on it. You think well, I'm sorry. I'm just thinking I'm just thinking I'll let no it might be too far
I don't think you can make it Oh, maybe you can
Did you hit it? I can't even tell
No, I don't you pop up You got you got me. You got me. You got me perplexed
No
Okay, do you want me to do a shift while you watch right now?
Okay, let's just let's just think about this. How do we beat this? This is the find that's the finish line
Do we think you're supposed to jump on it?
So my concern is when you jump on the bouncy thing now, you're not getting far enough
Yeah, it doesn't feel like that But I thought it was because maybe I was hitting my head on the the the wood
Can we go in third person to just find out if that's what's happening? It's actually such a pieced idea
We should have counted how many this was Okay, so the timing it's going to be
fall bounce Oh, no, that's definitely that's definitely it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's just gotta make it. Okay. All right. Okay
So the way slime blocks work is you bounce more the more center you are I believe to a slime block conglomerate
Okay, we got a 34 we're going third person. It's challenging enough
Oh, oh right. It's cheating. Okay. Do you want me to shift? Help me
I think it's jaren No, no, no, no, because if you no offense if you cross the finish line
After everything I have done. Oh, oh, oh, it's we're gonna do this now. It's everything I've done one two
three four five
six seven eight
nine 10 11
12 12
And I hit my head there for sure. I called it. Okay, so it's 12
I don't know how to not hit my head though
I think I got it in one cycle though
I wish Can we get a mop on the mouse pad? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got
House pad mop incoming. Here you go sir. Thank you. Thank you. Donk. Donk. Donk
All right trains here Okay, 12 12 clicks 12 clicks then we make a leap
One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11
11 Did I come wrong? I think it moved one before you jumped on it
You didn't say a word but I couldn't tell until you jumped and it wasn't in the right spot
One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11
Oh ref ref please give me that
Okay
I'm so close. I'm so close. I can taste victory with my mouth. Are you sure that's not water? They taste similar I think
One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12
I uh, I uh, I uh, I uh, I wanna I want I want to do someone
I want
Okay, one two three four five six, don't want to jump seven eight nine 10 11 12 go now
Okay, well I was wrong It's okay
Okay, but but I was paying attention to the timing so you went right when it was down. Yeah, so we want the opposite of that
two three four five
six seven eight
nine 10 11
12 Oh, I think that was exactly the same timing. Oh, I was it was it was it was it was it was
It was Wait Tell me, tell me, tell me pipe up
But I mean I didn't have a chance. We're already off the cliff
Buddy, I was late and you didn't say anything
Three no no no no no no I think you need to wait six no no I can't say you're gonna wait
You're gonna get it right before it comes back 11 no watch they're devious watch they're devious
No, no you hit it out. You hit it twice. I but I need to hit it the moment it comes up
The moment it comes up I hit it comes up. Yes the moment so it's down and then I need to be jumping as it's coming up
Like right now You know right now three four five
six seven eight
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12
I lost count I lost count Linus I lost count I freaked the f*** out because I lost count
I
I've come too far to stop two
three four five
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It was too late. It was too late. I should have jumped while I was down
What What what does everyone snicker about four you're doing great five six seven eight nine
10 11 12
What do we mean? No, what do you mean? No, I mean you hit the finger with your head. Tell me you want to jump, please
Okay, fine. I'll tell you how to jump just say just say jump. Okay. I'm gonna say jump
The the code word is don't jump and then I know to jump. Okay
three four five six
seven eight nine
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Yes Wait, why is it going up now? It's celebration. Oh my god
Oh, I'm so happy we did something of value
And it was barely valuable. I was gonna say
Oh man, um And you wow, we really had to dig into the archives for this church
Do we have a fourth level of shirt?
These are supposed to be bits of ripped up masking tape to mark deficiencies in a wall
Really? Yeah, that is a deep cut. Yeah, because my painters um
for my house where I had an argument with them about the kind of uh
Paint they were using satin or egg shell finished. It doesn't have the point is
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