{"video_id":"fp_OXs9AIuDEC","title":"Extended Cut - Minecraft… but you take REAL DAMAGE! – feat. Ludwig","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2024-04-10T23:03:00.034Z","duration_s":11308,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":2.8,"text":"Think about appeals you got to do at one take","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.48,"end_s":10.16,"text":"There's two oh, it's on the inside. 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I'm not at the game","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":781.12,"end_s":785.2,"text":"Oh, I want that. Okay. I'm gonna wait for the one close to me to go","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":789.2,"end_s":795.2,"text":"Okay, you got this you got this. Oh, you got this. Oh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":802.32,"end_s":806.4,"text":"What do I go? Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Is that another free block jump?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":807.2,"end_s":811.28,"text":"Yeah Okay, it goes it goes it goes it goes. Okay. Okay","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":814.0,"end_s":820.8,"text":"Dude, what is the pattern? Do you see the pattern because I don't it's random","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":825.28,"end_s":830.0,"text":"Oh, man Okay","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":832.88,"end_s":837.52,"text":"Really though, how long are we gonna make him do this you guys until he quits? Oh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":838.4,"end_s":843.6,"text":"Uh, you've seen his subathons, right? I don't quit. It's not my thing. Yeah. Um guys","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":845.6,"end_s":849.2,"text":"If it's a war of attrition you want it's a war of attrition you'll get I'll do this till it's not fun for you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":850.64,"end_s":855.12,"text":"I'm not doing anything. Nope. None of us off Oh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":860.08,"end_s":866.16,"text":"You're not even on the map anymore. We're screen recording, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. Here. Here. Oh, okay. I'm just trying to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":866.4,"end_s":870.32,"text":"Here. I got I got you. I got you. I don't need it. I don't need it. Okay. I don't need this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":872.4,"end_s":876.8,"text":"I don't need you. I don't need any of you. Okay. 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Thank you for having me mobile handshake. Thank you. Can we get him?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5643.84,"end_s":5649.76,"text":"Can we get him like anything anything something anything here? I'll just I'll call myself like a child","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5651.44,"end_s":5653.44,"text":"And I'll call our sponsor","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Think about appeals you got to do at one take There's two oh, it's on the inside. Yeah Okay, you know I'm really good at Minecraft We actually do know that I'm one of the ready for it fucking gamers around If we were to do a one-on-one you wouldn't win a single game it What was that for Did you just like hit it with your thumb or what? Okay All right, I'll be quiet!. What do I have to do here Tanner sir Tanner should I call you? Okay, all right great map by the happy wheels Yeah, I got in there click here for Twitter YouTube links. I'm all right What's this sense is insane hold up his sinuses are as clean as my rectum That's your sales pitch Wait, how do I lower sense Don't worry, we got you we got you I know this is your first time with Minecraft it there's there's blocks and Start just start run just rip it off. Yeah, don't don't don't overthink it. Everything's gonna be fine Okay, all right. It's so it's basically why is there a countdown? Okay? Is it a parkour map? There we go. Okay. Yeah, it kind of looks like it. All right go down the water Okay, but I wouldn't go all the way in the water, you know, okay. All right. Yeah, did that miss? Okay, all right. These are All right get up here. Oh I didn't do it that time Let's have a little respect for the game What is that that's just our air compressor in the shop, that's nothing okay Okay, okay, so so I know if I touch Dude it's aimed so high Shot I gotta say it's an accurate blast though. Okay. All right, fuck I'm not even hitting the water and it's set at all. I think what's happening is when you when your state changes when you go in water or Go out of here. What you are you dead? And you think it's one of my state changes and it's not yeah, can I tell you something privately? It's not that mother fucker right next to us pressing a guy I'll tell you what I'll hold it. I'll hold it. I'll hold it Can't trust the cue of an iPad? Him and every four-year-old in an all-guard. We have to give him the iPad or he'll cry the whole time Wait, how? How game integration so wait if I do this Don't do it though. Well, let's just test it I mean, yeah, oh god Okay, stop stop all right, let me focus that's your product eventually run out if you don't want to have If you don't want it to have such outstanding asshole cleaning power Then maybe you should design it with a less powerful jet. I couldn't I couldn't dream of that world Okay Good news is I'm an electric So we're on to the next part Teleported me it was a checkpoint it's teleported. I didn't know that happened. Oh It's in my shirt. Wait, I don't even know how to get back up. Do I have to restart? No You wait you saw the checkpoint. No Oh, I'm cringing. Oh my god. I'm gonna get this one all the way back Okay, they're way for him to restart the map. I mean Is it all right if it gets on the keyboard a little bit you don't really want to stay in there Do we have extra pants? Actually, yes, I'd be happy to take you over to creator warehouse. We can get you some LTT prototype pants. I'm gonna need some dude. What is this? Is this even possible to win? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is okay. Okay. You've got this, right? Yeah. Oh, I Wouldn't turn around what was that? Did you see that? No, but I heard you saying you were really good at Minecraft. Okay, wait, you can't always believe everything here Can you turn around for a second? Don't don't don't make me mad at them you're not a happy wheels one it literally Teleported me What is it don't get teleported Okay, all right, I'll have you guys know I was trained by the techno blade, so I'm a gamer I Running into a dish stop Dude, this is crazy. It's just on my ARM, man. It's hitting my ARM in the right side of my head Do we have towels for him Are you kidding me Colin, please And this is LTT Store The water's frigid like ocean we were kind of expecting you to beat this a lot faster You've seen it. It teleports me every time. I don't understand. I think it's the mist. I think it's the mist. Do I just wait? Okay, okay, see I'm here to help I'm here to help Dude, it's a three-block jump. I don't have that dog in me. There's only so much I can do Okay, all right. Okay, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. This is just embarrassing. What are these wired up to do? Do they have an unlimited water supply? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay No Sorry, I short-circuited Dude, is there a backup plan if you can't do it Okay, we have other maps would you like to try an easier map What is the smoke even me? No, I don't want to try anything. We're gonna be here till we finish This is gonna go from funny real quick to it's gonna hurt you. I'm gonna hurt you Just bite you're just gonna be okay. We are on This is insane You gotta tie me to get on the other side, I think it is insane. I'm here to coach. I got you a throat I got you. You need to massage. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be great. Oh, that feels great I was expecting it. Don't touch me Okay, wait for the smoke. Yeah, wait Now you go And I'm just gonna I'm just gonna crouch. I'm gonna wait for a smoke cycle. Oh You need to go fast. Okay. Okay. This is like a m night Shyamalan film The mist I Get it see I get it. I get it. I mean the water I'm in the water now time to spray me. I'm in the water now Okay, I have to go fast You speedrun music I specifically told them they had to find something very challenging for you because you're really good at Minecraft I think you got to go a little earlier like before it's done now. Oh god. I think that might have been too early That jump is so hard. You don't understand how hard a three block jump is You're literally asking like LeBron James to dunk a basketball. It's actually really easy for him I should have thought something harder for him. Okay. All right, we're fine We're fine. We're fine. We've only been here for seven minutes This is not going to be seven minutes in the video. So just understand Understand the video you're watching right now. I've been getting I've been getting sprayed for seven minutes straight float playing exclusive LMG GG You guys are gonna have lots of behind-the-scenes and extras from this I suspect dude. My mic has got to be soaked That's okay. That's a price. I'm willing to pay You're willing to pay Um, do I have to play? Do I have to play? Watch watch watch watch. Okay. Okay. He's gonna get it. He's gonna get it. This is it I Don't think it's possible by man. I don't think man can do it AI is necessary for this. Okay. So we move them to the next map No, oh, I see Thanks, Tanner Here we'll have Oh, no way Come on. Come on. Come on. Don't get hit. Oh my god. That's just The first checkpoint. Yeah, no, that was actually embarrassingly slow Uh, can I towel you off at all? Yeah, please. Yeah, Debbie. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Yeah, there you go LTT snow quality. Okay First try for the fans got the red bull in them now We know he's sponsored. So we just figured he'd want this on hand Okay What why? I mean the instructions were pretty clear. They said don't get hit off. It says don't get hit off But I don't so then you need to follow the instructions. Okay. All right. You're right Are they just random? Hey, there's a cycle. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. But the explosions is the weird thing. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I wonder if I can just tank it by walking No, okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. No, okay. I got you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you now Thank you. Thank you for the water. Thank you. Okay. Okay. So if you touch the block even a little bit, okay All right, it's on it. It's on it. No, dude. You know what sucks is the longer in the water the more it sprays Even if I'm trying to get out It's reacting to the bubble you are gonna be the world's cleanest asshole Are you are you calling me an asshole? I don't No, no, no, no, no, I mean He's actually been an amazing guest and I feel genuinely bad about what we're doing to him right now Okay, it's all right. It's fine. It's fine because I'm gonna crush this It's about pattern recognition. Yeah So the cycle one so the pattern is if you go in the water you get sprayed Cycle three did you recognize that one cycle four now you go cycle one cycle two cycle three cycle four Second one cycle two cycle three cycle four Cycle five. Oh That's a long gap though. Okay. Yeah, it's so cycle one Cycle two Cycle three Yeah, I thought it was after five. I honestly think the cycle is different every time. I was just saying that out loud Okay, I just have to wait Yeah, go wait go Oh, oh, let's go. I try to time. I try to time like a god There's so much water. Our workshop is going to turn into a pool. Um, damn it Hold on. Hold on. We got it. We got here. We got to get in here and yeah Do we have to lick the towel? Sorry. Actually my tongue is a bit wet No, dude, I wish there was a sense to what this is happening. You know what's stupid You hang out with like xqc and you're like, let me give you a free computer, right? Like like Carl Jacobs Here's a free computer and then it's me and it's like, oh, um, how about uh, you get where our fucking merchant gets soaked for me now Um, for what it's worth. Carl paid for that computer And xqc's didn't work I heard that So really you're doing really well. Yeah Yeah, that's not bad. I'm not at the game Oh, I want that. Okay. I'm gonna wait for the one close to me to go Okay, you got this you got this. Oh, you got this. Oh What do I go? Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Is that another free block jump? Yeah Okay, it goes it goes it goes it goes. Okay. Okay Dude, what is the pattern? Do you see the pattern because I don't it's random Oh, man Okay Really though, how long are we gonna make him do this you guys until he quits? Oh Uh, you've seen his subathons, right? I don't quit. It's not my thing. Yeah. Um guys If it's a war of attrition you want it's a war of attrition you'll get I'll do this till it's not fun for you I'm not doing anything. Nope. None of us off Oh You're not even on the map anymore. We're screen recording, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. Here. Here. Oh, okay. I'm just trying to Here. I got I got you. I got you. I don't need it. I don't need it. Okay. I don't need this I don't need you. I don't need any of you. Okay. I'm a parkour god Can we please also have a change of clothes ready for him? We do Wonderful. Can we get another change of clothes in case he wants to change after this challenge into the next one? Like hoodie shirt. Do we have pants? Get him some pants. Okay. Thanks Cole. We got underwear. We got everything Uh, get him engineering samples of the socks. So he has new socks. He's probably soaked down to his socks at this point Just get him. Please get him everything. I'm so wet. I'm so wet. Okay Okay It was all part of our secret plan to get him as into our merch as we are into his man Dude, the second that people saw we were carrying the swipe and the swipe plus on our store. Yeah Our internal comms lit up with oh my god Can I use my yearly allocation of LTT Store credit to get swipe bidets? Swart and I was like Yeah, of course. Well the yearly allocation perfectly lines up to getting a swipe plus bidet I have a question even i'm wet now. Uh, yes your question. What is the thing after this? Is it harder? Uh, I wouldn't say harder is the right term Do you think i'm doing as good as you expected better than you expected or worse than you expected? When do you expected me to give up and whatnot? You thought i'd give up by now? But I never put in the towel. That's the thing about me That's why you're so wet I feel like that was a compliment I'm so i'm getting so frustrated. I'm not I'm not even mad at you guys. I'm just mad at myself God perhaps Minecraft the game itself I knew it. I knew what I baited the game I feel warm downstairs What what What I know I had that one. Okay, one more run one more run dude. It's there's so much water Are you guys looking at this? It's a powerful today We can't change that. Look how much water there is bro. This is Like the water's just like Thanks i was thirsty You sick man All right, it's my last run. It's warm. This is my last run that i'm quitting out. Okay. All right, then we'll do the next map We'll get you to change your clothes, okay Okay, one more run That was a bad attempt Such a gamer move Last run last run chew the gamer montage music dinner Yep No, you got this. No, no one more one more last one Lg. I said lg mom stop Okay, lg Chill No Chill What? I didn't do shit I didn't do shit. I saw you. You didn't see anything All right, check check me out last run Dude, I actually I actually think you're a bad person now I think you're this is this is a this is a this is an affliction, but i'm i'm clothing you I gave you a computer No, you didn't actually we're keeping the computer Okay, all right. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. I want to try can I try? Am I allowed to try be my f***ing guess. Okay. Can you get me out of the water first at least like it's common I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. All right Okay, all right, man. I'm gonna need my own change of clothes here First thing you need to do is press a first thing I need to do is Account for that my butt's wet now. Thanks for pre wetting the seat. It's my bad there. Press a to go third person Uh, why would I sorry? Why would I go third person? All right? I'm What? You think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna f***ing strafe left because you tell me do you know alt f4. It's uh, how to unlock a new computer Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. I forget. I don't remember how this game works. Do you run by default? I don't minecraft you control you control That's not gonna work though. It will I think that I don't think that you control the new space. Yeah, you can also double tap. Don't leave Double tap it. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't want to miss this first jump. So I'm gonna make sure oh damn Okay, that's a little frustrating Yeah, and then imagine you're just trying to get out of the water and it does it again Yep, and then imagine you're climbing the ladder and it does it a third time You know what? I don't really need to imagine it because I um, yeah, I got to experience it for my Okay, sorry shift is running my world. So I'm not having a little bit of trouble here. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Okay. All right No, I can do this. Yeah, I got it. If you do if you get this. I actually think I'll never play video game again All right, okay, so just patience. Okay, it's a virtue So bottom left Okay Dude, I think it's random I think it is random. I think it's actually random though. Like random random. That's what I said. I think it's random Well, what do you think random means? I think it's random. So why the I'm playing video games I'm playing video. I'm playing video games. No, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it Don't worry about it All right, go ahead whenever you're ready Sorry, sorry, I have such fragile thumbs. Okay, don't don't don't Okay, don't don't don't show him everything. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Don't give him that. Okay. That's weird. I know, right? That's really weird. Okay. What was that shirt at? Oh Okay, all right, do that same thing again. Yeah, yeah, no problem. No, it's no problem Okay, the I think the explosions are just a distraction. I don't think they're they probably stop you running. I don't think they're anything Okay Maybe they are something Oh, I missed nice Oh, yeah, I didn't miss as much. Thank you. Yeah, it's going down my neck now. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's when it gets falling Let's go down the neck. This is actually impressive this setup Is like an arduino basically Yeah, I'm kind of a tech guy Yeah, we know I know about arduinos and what have you and whatnot and also gpus and cpus and what have you Yeah, do you know about how I'm already past two of them? Damn it Okay, I'm out All right. Well, we tried with map one mission failed. Okay What's the next challenge tanner? No, you gotta save him quick. Oh, I see go to the next one. All right Okay, uh, okay. Do I always call in still working on close for him. Okay, so the dropper is a good next one the drop I'm actually good at the dropper Okay, all right, welcome to the dropper one goal survive the fall one rule don't break blocks buy burger burger Okay, uh, okay. He's good at this one video settings render distance far copy on it. What's our render distance at? It's it's not even far right now. Let's fix that Okay, uh Brightness bright cloud off Brightness bright where's brightness brightness bright Cloud off. Okay. Okay the dropper 16 levels texture packs smooth Okay, just in case so so Yeah, I've got a short scripted bit here On what the dropper is Oh, do you want red? Oh, yeah I'll take one. I'll swap out. Oh my god. It's frigid like ice-cold. All right, cool I legally have to make that sound when I drink it really no Imagine to that be crazy. Uh, all right. What is this? What is this? All right Graphics fast Be ready to become mad. Why does it say that? I don't know Maybe because you should be ready to become mad I am become mad destroyer of minecraft Fails what is what is fails level one madness? Okay, so I hit this I'm gonna drop and then I have to not hit a block Okay Oh, okay. I mean, I think you got this. It's just swirls easy Oh, that's so but I did it right Why are you punishing me for doing it? That's right. I mean, I did tell you there'd be punishments sort of regardless But you could have done it more right. You could have landed not on water. No, there's fall damage Oh Well, it's all right. Look, I hey, hey, I first tried that shit. I beasted that shit What would have happened if you'd taken fall damage though? I doubt that's what I don't want to find out I see teleport to next level. All right. Here we go. I believe in you. Wait. You want him to do 16 levels? Yeah, they're quick Checkpoint deek. All right All right Got this man Oh, this is to go back Have you ever done anything like this before? Yeah, I competed in several minecraft championship tournaments Oh, I don't mean have you played minecraft before? Holy fuck. It's not what do you mean? I know you play minecraft. I mean like like an interactive gaming experience like this Uh, I've played with shock collars several times in the past Uh If that counts as interactive, yeah, yeah, okay. What the fuck was it? Wait, why did I do this? No, don't tell me this is the wrong way to go. Oh, no, does he have to hike all the way back up? Oh, no, let's do that. Okay It's right Wait, this is where I came from Oh, wait teleport to next level. Okay All right set spawn set days at night. Okay, sure Competitive minecraft player I played in several tournaments. I didn't win any of them. That's fair, but I was in them This is where I came from. This is just the same level over and over Am I smoking hot? Sorry, that's not a correct phrase to say but I'm confused here lies All right, okay, hold up hold up hold up hold up So It's over here Okay, we found it. Okay Here comes the drop I stand here level two is called fall Okay Okay, what what was that? Okay, I died what happens? Okay Dang that is very unpleasant the living room. What is the living room? The living room it's where you go when you're not dead. Let's try it out Okay, I mean, yeah, this seems like you can probably do it without oh shoot what where Oh, I heard something go but it didn't trigger apparently. Okay. That's probably just as well All right, the living room I Dude, where am I supposed to Oh, um, what what happened? I think I have some idea what that is Okay, what is it? Uh, you can ignore it for now. Sure I believe what am I supposed to fall in that tiny little Jesus Christ Jesus They're like little gel pellets. Oh, wow, those are actually uh, my god, they broke on my skin. Oh my god This is what you guys do for work That was okay. All right, I gotta focus Okay, he's got this he's got dude. I I know I don't know where I'm supposed to go man Oh, no, I landed I landed Okay, all right. Okay. No, no, you got this. I believe I yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got this. You got this I think I can just go over here. I think I can cheese it Nice Dude is dark as as Yeah night. Oh Nice Okay, easy. I'm actually rooting for him at this point. Find the button Okay, the fuck you mean find the oh, I wish I didn't do that. God, what just happened? I Killed the jack-o-lantern. Now it's dark. Oh What Can I make it to that is that water over there? Will he ever be able to play minecraft and hope ptsd again? Dude, I was actually very scary, dude. It's so dark My my brightness is on maximum Okay, give me fast I I'm on max. I just can't beat this. Okay. Fuck it. Oh I thought that was water Oh, we're good Okay, I'm not doing the living room Wait, I have to do it Oh, don't tell me things I don't want to hear. What are these? Oh, no, they do nothing. They do nothing You can't like throw them down and make water to land in Wait, is that right? I don't know. Do I look like I minecraft? Why does it smell like shit? It smells like shit Do you smell that actually dude, it smells putrid. Are you kidding me? It smells vile Dude, this is okay The point we were trying to make is that that's what your ass would be like without the swipe today We're really here to help you Do Dude, do you have a fresh hoodie for him? Can we at least get him changed out of the wet top? Do you have a t-shirt as well? Yes. Are you a larch? Uh, yeah, but I don't like the you see Yeah, I don't like any soon that Well, he's gonna need more changes so yeah Oh, hey, it's our ad block shirt. This was a limited edition when we did a little while back Oh, I guess you'll have to redo your mic. Yeah, we'll have to do I can put the mic. I can just put on my chest Here you go, man. All right, this is great. Oh, are you rolling? You're rolling, right? Okay Have you ever tried our apparel? I've never tried your apparel This is our devious plan to get you to do it, but you've somehow swindled me Repping ad block. I'll just rock this. You sure? Yeah, just t-shirt. All right Look, let's be real. I think more layers has not helped me in this case. That's fair That's valid. That's valid Do you want to adjust it that way just a touch? Yeah Because I end up it's did you did it trigger again? It smells horrible. Uh, it smells so bad Yeah, I think the fart box might be Dude, it's just like leaking out of its fart box box. No, I clicked it by accident. I'm gonna die, aren't I? Yeah, dude, it smells so bad. Okay. Okay, what's during the fart box? Dude, it smells bad. I don't Okay, I got it out. It smells like manure. It smells it does smell like manure. It smells like cow It's just full damage Okay, I I genuinely do not know how to beat this level. Okay. Why is there a plunger? Okay, so Okay, this is the weirdest game of dropper ever played. Can I collect the jack-o-lantern? Uh, no, it just goes away. Okay. Okay So one the strat I found is you can go to the bridge then you can follow the bridge to this other section But you need to find a hidden button if you do that Fall damage you can't have fall damage. Yeah, okay, buddy. You gotta know that you gotta know that So yeah, then you go up here. There's text here. There's text here. Yeah, but it's bro. Follow the pumpkins It's just too dark. No, no, that's the thing is the pumpkins are the Oh, you need the spread there. Wait, wait, you can hit this hit the white hit the white What? No, I was going the wrong way. No, no, no You look good out there. Thanks. Not a lot of people are talking about that This is crazy. This is insane. You see this It didn't do that That's because it doesn't have my supple baby-like skin What just happened? Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. You got a sprint jump. Okay Uh, I need it to be shift. I can't I can't this control my sprint. I know you got that All right now climb up this little staircase. You're in front of you. Well, where did all the pumpkins go? No, no, they're gonna come up. They're gonna come up. You just gotta go up that staircase right there I can't even see it. I know You went up it though. I did. Yeah, I think so Well, you went over it. Oh, dang it. It should fall down. How do I take full damage? You went past it. Well, any block above three blocks is going to give you fall damage Rookie, rookies Look, I don't minecraft. Okay What do you do? I don't know. You play that one Canadian hockey game Actually, slap shot rebound is very fun. Slap shot rebound. That's it Are you gonna go up that you got to go up it? How did you even get as far as you did? I can't see anything. You have to just know that it's there and then climb up it To be fair, I destroyed the pumpkins, which is the only way that gave light. So yeah, I just no I I said that I was like, no, I thought there's pumpkins here. I thought they would respawn the pumpkins when I died It turns out they don't do that. It's kind of a first come first serve type scenario You look good playing right now. Do you think we'll be friends forever? First time someone's laughed at that question Okay, so we just gotta spray forward and jump I wasn't sure where the edge was. Yeah, I'm good. God damn it. That really hurts All right, let's go for our third challenge. Okay How good are you at speed running? Uh, I can get it a seeded or or random Random Just started just actually started a brand new game Okay, okay, sure, okay Brave new world Linus What's it called boy? Linus It's no, what's l l l t t dot store Are close enough I said t store dot com Romulus and penis Which of us is penis? I'm Romulus All right, all right Romulus. Let's see what you got Oh my god. Look the soccer cherry blossom update So what are we uh, where'd my uh, prompter remote apologies for playing bobbing. Okay, uh, all right So we're doing glitchless any percent hardcore. Is that? At this point, we're just trying to find out Okay, so we'll just this is also connected to the internet we can go down one more community map. Okay got something Particularly like playing that are challenging. Well, let's just uh, so it's a How long should it take him to like win or whatever? I I'm not good at this game. It would take me Yeah, I could get it done, you know, it's not exactly going to be world record pace per se I mean you made a stick that's more than I can do in Minecraft. Yeah, no not only to have a stick Now you've got a pickaxe pickaxe not a pick stick Uh, oh Okay, is this a good seed is this helpful? No, no, no you want a village that way you can get iron really fast Or you got steel or whatever the hell But but we got pumpkins, which is a good source of food right and food is integral Right, right, right, right. Yeah And then we're gonna mine some some rock. Yeah, because you need uh, rock to mine iron I feel like i'm talking to my kid right now. Mob. So I see wonder why they kill me. I'm just mining You ever listen to minecraft parodies are the kids? No, okay, let's do the question Do you know any mine name three minecraft creators, uh, carl jacob's, okay, dang Um Aunt venom sure. Yeah lock it in ledwig. No, no, I do not count Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got one more. I pressed it Does he count? Yeah, he counts. I guess he counts. Don't even. Who is the greatest minecraft player of all time? Yes, yes, dude, see when you don't know the answer just don't you know cats and sparkles, you know, it's clean It's true. It is the best ass to kiss All right, okay Do you usually show this this hard? Yeah, you shouldn't have taken Dude the smell. Oh, why did I deserve that? Oh my god, he spends his whole life trying to keep that smell Out of his life. Yes. Yes out of the world. Actually though. Yes. Okay. What else do I need? Build a hoe Nice it's a stone cold hoe you've got yourself there All right, uh now to beat the game of minecraft you need to it's so Cooked it's so cooked This is like getting magnus carlson and then saying hey man, we want to see you ARM wrestle I don't know what i'm the magnus carlson of yet, but I'll work. Yeah, I was about to ask. Okay, so what games should you be playing right now? Dude It's so bad. I actually can't talk Do you smell it? Only a little it's kind of really blowing right at you. Yeah, it is really it's in the front range tight beat. Yeah Well, what game am I the okay the game i'm best at that? I would never lose to you in a single game super smash brothers melee. Okay I don't think you would ever take a stock off me A stock what's a stock like a single life you start four lives. Yeah, okay, okay Uh given a hundred games. I wouldn't lose one to you really not one stock in a hundred games The only lives I would lose is when I take my own life. Hey, hold on a second. I forgot about this When you challenged me and you said you would beat me at any game. Yep We still have to do that. I know I'm coming down to LA And for what because I kind of feel like I should take him on a minecraft based on how good he is at it What do you do? He took fall damage. Dude. He was like one health. Oh my god Yeah, you need to come to LA we're gonna do a bro versus bro. Okay. All right. Do you have your games list yet? Yeah, what I would go shoot. I think I listed them on the land show shoot I think I remember but I didn't know a single one of them They were all made in the 1990s. No, they were not. What are they? I think one of them was beat saber Okay. Yeah, that's fine. I think one of them was anno 1800. Okay, which was not made in the year 1800 It's just about the year 1800. It'd be impressive though. What was uh, no, no, no, it was probably How are we gonna play sieve six against each other? Yeah, I don't think it was sieve because I haven't touched a sieve game since sieve two speaking of games um I mean if I wanted to be a complete asshole, I can say supreme commander, but that's kind of another rts I think I'd wanted to pick a different you are limited to one game per genre. Yeah, one game. That is that is typical of the rules I've got to pick I've got to pick another game genre What are game genres? How do I eat a pumpkin? Oh puzzle. No, there's no way I'm gonna beat him out of puzzle game He's way smarter than me I'm wicked. You're like you're like chess, right? I do like chess. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I'm a millennial So I just I don't use like to mean that you like it. I just use it as a filler word No, I mean, I do like I like chess. You like chess, you know, I didn't mean you like chess I put both are correct. I like I like that game intergenerational translation at work here. Um, yeah, I'm not gonna beat him out of puzzle game I don't think Hold on games Games I know how to play You got that's how you got nothing Um Is beat saber anno 1800. No, no, I got self come up with some So the way the bro verse bro works is that you get three games I get three games and then there's four neutral games for neutral games. You know what? Um, I'll take you on a tower fall Tower float. Yeah, what is that game? It's platformer Like it's a one-to-one platformer game You shoot arrows at each other. Okay. Yeah, it's really fun. I'm surprised you haven't played it I might have I just don't have a name off top absolute blast your archers And you kind of jump around and like shoot arrows at each other And there's like ivy arrows and spike arrows and bouncy arrows and was that game where you got to run by someone? And if you run oh, yeah, nidhog. That'd be a good game to play. Well, you feel free to pick nidhog That should be our neutral in a way. Oh, okay Do you have a lot of hours of nidhog? I have some I have like five I probably have about the same as you Can I keep it a stack with you? Keep it a what can I keep it a stack with you a stag a stack a buck can I keep it 100? 100 a stack is 100 100 percent. Can I be real? Can I be honest? Yeah, of course Can I keep it a stack with you? You never heard this? You guys have heard this? I have never heard this no cat. Has it made it north? Dude Sorry, let's try out this on your on your skibbity. Skibbity. Yeah, skibbity toilet, right? Sounds great. Yeah, I know that It sounds natural. Do your kids like skibbity toilet? No, actually, I introduced them to it and they didn't like it No Okay, because I introduced it to them. Anyway, yes, you can be a stag. I'm gonna be a stag real quick I am not gonna come close to beating this game Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine. I have been slowly mining gravel Just for like the past 10 minutes while we've been talking making no progress and I just ran out of pick Let me try the last map. Okay. All right Has he triggered every effect? Oh, no, I see there's one that he hasn't Okay 30 ways to die This map was inspired by the map called 11 ways to die. So they added some Cool New updates must be at least easy difficulty Don't know that's yeah, no Report any bugs Looking over your shoulder any I'm nervous man You're doing great. All right, this is one Okay What to do click button. Oh, I mean maybe but you might die, right? I don't know. I just I have all I have is some iron tools a block of iron in the middle. Yeah No, it's not a button, right? It's a it's a pressure plate. Okay, so we could put something on it. Maybe No, the same portal, bro It's the game of my people Okay, cuz a lot Dude, yes What oh, yeah, there's something out there. Yeah, it's like that's just to for the switch or yeah, it's like a node block Okay, I can I be real you can be you can be no cap stack buck Whatever works for you. What the hell am I doing? Maybe there's something outside full stack Okay, maybe okay, I see I see I see the vision I see the vision. Okay, so I press if I press this button, what happens? Yeah Okay, I think it's making noise is it a note block? Shrunt Maybe I just I got to go up. No, there's no Oh, oh god, I forgot what being what's like. I just fell out of the world I fell out of the world I fell out of the world at the restart. Okay Did you ways to die? Okay, did you expect me to be this bad? Um Dude, I just fell out of the world. There's nowhere to go nothing to do with this I'm trapped in a box of emotion. Wait. Yeah, how do we can we can we just reset? I'm trapped in a stone box I Be grateful if it was a mr. Beast, but he'd be there for a week Recreate okay, is that it? There you go. Okay Oh, um, I recreated it into the exact part where I die. Okay neat. Wait. No, but it's fine because I'm in creative Oh Okay, we're good. We're good. I I feel like I did here gentlemen I don't know how to play the world anymore I'm sucking a glass case. Well, can't you just turn on like? Oh I didn't get any body shots. Thankfully I turned I let it hit me thinking it wouldn't be bad and it wasn't horrible, but it wasn't great. Yeah That has a lot of ammunition in it. I don't know how much they were expecting to shoot you Yeah, it is and look at this. This is how you fill them. Oh look how many extras there are Yeah, because you have to soak them See, I knew we had a lot of fans of Ludwig here. I didn't know we had a lot of people who f***ing hated him Yeah, right haters at the ready Oh my gosh, okay, so you've got a lot of ways to die and they're ready for you. Okay. All right Break break times over. Okay. He's gonna beat this challenge. I will beat one of these games. I promise he's gonna beat one challenge Where are these skulls here? Okay All right, let's just be intelligent rational beings I have five ladders five iron a pickaxe and a shovel or a pickaxe and an axe What to do when I hit button The node block starts making little signals when I step on this Nothing happens. I don't know if there's audio that I need for this. Can you guys tell us the goal? Is the goal to get out of the box? Oh, how's it going? horrible Oh, okay So we actually don't know so science doesn't know what to do with this yet. No, okay. That's fine There's nothing wrong with that Because I can I can be science Right So okay So so it's popular and if he isn't good at it, then he's just it's not it's me yet. Don't ever say that about me So so now I go here See you've seen this technology. No, this is really good. You're doing really good actually. I think Wait fudge Okay, now i'm on top You're on top. You're on top of the world. What is this for? What am I supposed to be on top? The answer is almost to surely. No, I feel like I'm supposed to be teleported box to box Uh-huh So there's something inside. Okay. Is there a way for us to trigger the box? Maybe if you stand on it. Does it teleport you? Well, it's yeah, you shouldn't have done that Okay, no, no, there's probably something in the room It has to be something to do with the thing in the middle I maybe I have to hit the button while being on the plate Sure You do that I don't know how to Okay, I'm getting upset. I'm getting mad. I'm getting and you know how I get when I get angry Oh, so the fun part is to get out you have to die What? Oh You have to figure out the right way to die What oh So this one's fall damage Yeah, it's gotta be okay. Well, that's easy then Oh my god, but you want to die all at once you don't want to do this like eight times because you got the You know punishment pc going here. So you picked a game Where the object of the game is to die But my object in real life is to not so you keep saying you but I had nothing to do with it That's it's more like the the general. Oh my god. It keeps restoring his health. I know because I have too much food bar Okay, wait I hate that when I get too much food bar too much food bar and you're tell me now Uh, can I die in this room? How do I kill myself? Oh, but if you hit the harder ground does that hurt more? Yeah, that's gonna take a really long time How do I kill myself? I don't know I don't know how to do it faster I'm just gonna do this slow way then Okay, just don't eat the food right Yeah Oh my god, he sounds so defeated. What have you guys done to him? You saw how much energy he had when he came in here He was so full of life and spunk I was so full of spunk once now. He's full of piss and vinegar Okay, I just keep I'm just gonna keep doing this till I die The saddest thing this is the saddest thing I've ever done At least hey, we're getting good luck with the rng the gun hasn't gone off in a while You just have to say like that You just have you have to say What is it the end of the fireworks display, what is it the way the hell far it's hot thing it smells so bad Press the thing Maybe press the button Maybe press because I'm low health Okay, but you get it Okay, he likes the butt puncher way too much. All right, I did it I'm stuck in a glass box again I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done, man. I'm done. You know what we're gonna win. You know, we're gonna beat We're beating wipe out what we're gonna beat wipe out. No, we're not beating wipe. Oh my god, stop It's the only game here that we have any chance of beating We What is this we it's the royal we you didn't do but I can do this Do you believe in me? I made it almost as far in this as you did So we can do it. Oh damn it Okay, all right That's a good one Wait for it. Oh, is that part of the pattern? Maybe I think if there's three you go for sure What dude what It's mine. Okay. I forgot how I forgot how bad this one gets I forgot I forgot how cold the water is That's why you got to get the swipe pluses attached Canadian water I appreciate that. Yeah, so the heater is supposed to be if you go in lava. Uh, yeah fire and use the furnace got it I honestly the heaters nice Oh my god Slime used to sleep with a heater directly on his face. Hey, just be happy that we didn't have the shot call What would that have even been for when you die? Oh So we had to improvise a little bit Okay Thanks for buying us the extra hour to um make this experience like this What it's not moving Can you throw the heater back on Okay, sorry buddy mold into the full sense of security. I just I just I need I need to leave here with a victory I don't need luck. What's the record for this map? Do we know? Oh, he's got two down Three down. He's gonna do it. Not yet It'd be cool. No, that would have been it Oh Man the thing is you can't visually get across how bad this is smelling in my nose But I I'm not exaggerating it smells like No, man, you got it. You got it. Okay, but hold on. Hold on. You gotta watch this guy. Yeah Yeah, you gotta watch this guy So it's got to be when that's up and that one goes then you can go before it'll come So I'd go now. So here. Hold on. They're all in their own timer. So the other one is that I'd go now that I'd wait for the yellow That okay, the yellow one is a bad cycle. No, but the yellow one's consistent The other ones are on their own cycles. So you got to wait for the cycles to align Like that one would have been good. Okay. Okay. I see the vision. I see the vision. Yeah, okay. Chief vision officer right here. Let's go Oh god Okay, so we're in order of magnitude or two off of that. Oh, so now it's a problem by last two wall Oh He's got a shotgun there anyway, right? Okay, then we're good Oh, okay, that was exciting. I don't know what happened there. Okay I mean realistically, we're just gonna use this like PTSD face for his anyway, right? Okay. Okay. I'm back. Holy He's back back again. I should have gone. Ludwig's back. Tell your friend I'm gonna go the next the next time the yellow falls back. Ludwig's back. Ludwig's back. No. No. No. No. No. No, that's terrible Holy Holy Wait, okay, the fog is back. What is that? I'm sure you can Oh, it's a fog I I had nothing to do with that I got teams open Okay, okay, hold on. Okay. Do you have to jump off the like the That's what I kind of want to do, but I can't you're like bound. Okay. I'm an accessible gamer yet. Okay, all right So I just have to jump. Why are there two of them though? Is there a reason? Oh, we'll find out right now Okay, okay. All right. All right done. You know what to do here I got pushed off Where do I go? Where do I go? Okay, I go back here Okay, this is no what to do here. Do you know what to wipe out? So this is this is the part with the big balls Right, but for whatever reason I'm getting pushed into the balls I think that actually happens in the show itself is you get pushed into the big balls. Yeah, okay. Okay, ready? I keep waiting at the top like it's August Okay, all right when I'm at the top I have to go Whoa, nice. Okay. Okay. They're bouncy. They're bouncy. Yeah bouncy balls bouncy balls bouncy balls. Yeah, I get it Yeah, it's a good product good water pressure Oh, okay. Yeah, that was very close though. I have to keep my sprint I have to go left to right. I have to serpentine the serpentine It's a serpentine situation. Yeah. Yeah, it was all you know what to do and he was all yeah, I do. Oh god Oh Now that looks really good. That looks really good. Do you like my pants are so wet? You're doing a really good job there We have new pants for him, right? Yeah, okay good w w in the chat Do you know what I mean? I don't even feel bad for that one. You know what anita max one is Uh, what sorry the streamer anita max one. No, I'm bad. No, that's not a streamer anita. No, no, no Anita max win. Yeah, you've never heard of anita You think I've never heard of the name anita to mean I need to Literally on the simpsons. Okay Okay, wait, I'll just wait here. Oh, okay, so the bounce is only I over shot. I over shot, dude Okay, all right Okay, no, no, you're doing great. I'll just uh Dude, it's actually it's actually way harder than it looks. You know who'd be good at this Um, Carl I'll pretend I know what a smear is smear this No, I mean, I know it's a person. I just mean I don't know anything No, smear this like smear this all over your face like smear like it's a smear Like so what I did is I said a fake name and then you said what is smear and then I would made a sexual innuendo from it Seems like a bit of a reach you've never heard a round Okay, okay. Okay. I have to do one go I have to do one go Shady's back shady's back shady's back I I run at it. I run out of bounce. Yeah, you gotta have more bounce. I got you. I got you. I hear you His new gamer tag is moira moira moira bounce Oh, no way, okay, we're good. No, no, I believe I believe I believe oh no way. I believe so hard now I've learned oh I've learned the ways of the warrior Warning rotating logs Okay, no, you got this though. So you go on it and it moves Oh, right. So you have to be dead ass center. It doesn't visually move I think you just got to be dead center. It doesn't visually move even a little bit It's not even about being dead ass. Oh, it stinks Oh, no, it's not even going off right now. Is that you? Yeah, that's just me. I just get nervous I'm supposed to just acknowledge that This is insane No visual indicator and this game is the best selling game of all time I guess it's that true Oh, no way You only got to do one more. You only got to do one more Whoa, it's rotating the other way. That's so annoying. That is so annoying to make it spin the other way. Okay. All right noted Notice me senpai Okay Oh, that was so I had it I played so well Okay Okay, I'll see if it I can beat this Do you believe me? Um, I believe in your determination. I'm just a little bit worried about your flight What's that? Wait, what time is it? It's 340. No Okay, fine Shady's back wait 340 340 you got time. Okay. Are you guys two hours before type people? What like oh, I mean, do you have like, uh, do you have like global entry and stuff? No Uh, I have a boss attitude and and like just an affliction for travel. YVR is pretty good. You should probably be fine I'm not worried. I could show about place at 750. I could show about damn seven o'clock. I think I make it I think they're not really hitting him anymore. I'm just gonna make a slight adjustment here To be clear, I realized that if I lean forward it stops hitting me Okay, fine. I'll stand I'll stand and that's door fixed it for you. That's so sweet of you Oh, dude Oh, man, that is so much worse I I have the towels though The towels here for you Oh, no way. No way. No way. Okay. One more one more chill Ah Did we use like water hardened components at all or like are we just hoping for the best here? I kind of met the keyboard I see Uh, can I get his side of that please? Just give me all the servos are waterproof and look at me though. Yeah, all the servos are waterproof. No, I meant like the keyboard Oh, no way. Come on. Was that two you got them both? Yes. Oh, I look away for like two seconds and you nail it Timing is key Da da da da Oh Well, what the how you supposed to deal with that Yeah, that wasn't it Thank you Linus for the quick analysis Okay, I can jump on this for free and then I can shift off forward And then I can let it kind of toy with my my body. Don't you need to run and jump that though? That looks really far. Yeah Wait for it It's actually so hard time That's the key. I don't yeah, I think I think I can't I think you're right Am I not touching the ground right now? What I feel like I'm floating Whatever this is it can't be that hard because they expect you to do it four times Oh sick sick game removes right here boys What? Okay, hold on. Oh god I've done mr. Beast island for 24 hours. I I I have to say this is the worst shoot. I've ever done Linus. You're hurting me I'm sorry The Canadian me I couldn't resist I'm sorry Chill If I don't look sorry, it's because like we're just kind of always sorry even when we're having fun Okay, you want to pick on me? Yeah, I'm an easy target How much more of this is there you guys And we didn't make the bidets, that's true, that's true That's on you. That is the good people at brawndale Okay, I see. Okay, but yeah, the middle one goes the other way though So that one you can run with you. I I okay. Yeah, you see it, right? Yeah I didn't hit the jump button. Yeah, I know that was uh, I hit the jump button. Yeah, you need the space bar there Okay, do I look wet? Yep Oh, why aren't you going crazy? I'm going a little local here. I get it. I mean as a married man I wouldn't know much about it, but I think you look wet Oh, come on Jesus I'm just gonna force it Oh No way. No way. Oh you freaking locked out on that. Oh my god slow quick or sneaky What is happening right now, it's the part it's the like there's a conveyor belt That's like whipping back and forth. Shoot me. Shoot me right now. Shoot me right now No, no, no, what was he breaking? Is he breaking things? I think he's breaking things. I broke something Shoot me. No, dude, we don't even have the thing. You have to die if you want to be shot So so this thing is going to rotate. Oh, I have to either go fast or Time it Oh slow, but it goes both ways And yeah, it's a little I think I see I think it goes slow until you pass it and go fast So this one's safe Oh Wait, wait, wait, wait, what if I cheese it? What if I scam it? Have you ever heard of scamming? Yeah, you went to that. I mean sure Are you not gonna you're not gonna be able to ride the thing? Why not? Why not us? Why not now? That's gonna be harder There's no actual way You cannot Okay, well doing it regularly seems just as hard What if I could ride the ride the hand? I'm gonna be like cold and broken in the airport. He's gonna be like what you do here I told the tsa agents I came to visit a friend I should have said I came for a saw-like contraption Dude, I'm here to meet new underwear. All right, we got you Oh, man, oh, oh, that looks so good. I'm gonna go fast. That looks so good. I'm going fast. Yeah, that looks so good You were doing awesome. That was awesome Do you have a swimming pool at home? Uh, yeah, why'd you have to bring it here with you? Oh Oh, oh, no, I made it so far and I got punished. Okay Oh man, dude, I actually made it far as hell. Okay, wait, wait. There's a checkpoint. Where is it? Where's the checkpoint? I know there is no checkpoint. It's involved instead of keep going This one might be too hard, dude You got me fired up saying that right now Oh No way, he's at the halfway point. He's halfway I'm actually so I can get this I can get this. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm good. What? No, I was thinking like okay So the rhythm's a little different right because the closer you are to the point where it returns The sooner you have to jump again when it's coming behind you look at this. It's a torch. I know but you see this right here It's glitching thing. Yeah, what does it say? Uh clean it It looks too obvious What is that though, I gotta I think it's to throw in case you get yourself soft to throw. Yeah, like to kill yourself on purpose Oh, no way I'm going crazy here. I'm going crazy here Okay, I'm gonna get this I'm gonna get this Oh What's your best goofy impression That was beast We're not done we're not done Sweet for check. Well, wait, hold on this one only gets you when you jump though. Yeah, but there's no checkpoint Oh boy, I missed the first. Oh, this is wait. There's a checkpoint. Oh hell, yeah Oh, I thought I'd go all the way back. No, no, we just went through one. Oh hell yeah sweet for checkpoint. Yeah, okay No, you got this. Oh, okay. That's where it gets a little trickier. Yeah where it's like oscillating on it I'm doing tricks on it Reference doing tricks on it. You know what that means? Nope At some point your keyboard is going to break my keyboard. Yes Why do you say that? Why do you say that? It still has the rd. Can you come from my perspective and get yeah Okay, see this guy it still has all the rd wait. Oh, no, I thought I lost the ability to crash Oh, damn it. This one might be hard Dude it sprays so much. Okay. Can you turn on the heater? Okay, focus Okay, oh this is easy sick game removes here we go. Oh, oh, no, I ran too early. I ran too early. I pre-jacked it You know like that is not going to make it into the edit pre-jack I think he thinks he's slanging over my head here You realize we play exactly the same games with our brand sponsors too, right? What can we get in there? Turns out the answer is often a hot dog Wait wait for it. No, you got this. It's about patience It's about drive. It's about power. We stay hungry. We devour. You can't get paid without patience And this boy he gets paid when you buy a swipe per day. It's true. Oh Man, okay. This is very predictable. Oh, that's good The plus compared to everything so far. Why would you do that? What did you? Why did you do that? Oh? I'm not trying to be critical, but buddy send the chair so that you know how to do it Well, no, it's because I don't know how yet Okay, this is oh god. It stinks. Is that on again? Oh my god, it still smells though. It's just me. It's really just me out there. This is very predictable Linus I flew up Oh, what's this? That's just a decorum Decorative you have to jump across that thing when the block is back in Dude, I'm frigid. Oh the ledge. I didn't even know how this game works. I didn't know you could walk on that ledge You gotta walk on that ledge, but you gotta tie that when the block's done. Oh, that's why you're yelling at me Yeah, because I didn't know what you were doing. I thought you were just like going for it All right I don't even know where the ladder is That's all right. Where's the ladder? Oh, no, dammit the more you get sprayed. Yeah Do we have another shirt for chance? It's time for my second time All this shirt Round two. Oh, no Oh, dammit. Ah, no Wow Damn it Dude, I actually get why this is funny I didn't get it till just now It's so much better over here No And then every time you fall it happens Except when it doesn't and then you just You went back in the water All right, I'll take this. I'll take this. No, I'm gonna get this. I think you can get this one Actually, this is kind of your speed except for the sprinting. No Little bit late You know Sorry, you're saying my nickname in high school was early liners. It was early liners. Yeah, I was never on time for class I'm totally unrelated All right Nice, no, what just happened? You jumped again like a fool. I did not you didn't you didn't jump. I did not Oh, hi mark Okay, we'll even up power greater than you Oh, no, that's way too late way too late way too late. I can't even see Oh, I didn't do anything. That's all sounds like you gap. Okay Your reaction speed's gone down people are talking about it in the office All right, come on keyboard's breaking. Okay. Okay before it recedes Yep, don't do that second jump thing. I didn't jump again. I just I didn't let go of it. I didn't know you did bunny hop Okay If you hold it it jumps again. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Well. Yeah, I don't I don't minecraft Okay Yeah, you're good. You're good. Okay, you can scooch forward a scope Okay, okay So I think you start running Like after this retracts before that was retracted. I think that's too late. It's gotta be while it's still there But at the very end the close one can go away. Then you rise wait, wait, wait, wait. No, hold on Oh my god, no, it's exactly the same every time. Yeah, it's I have to be in the air While there. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but while that one's still there. Oh my god The first one the moment the first one goes away. I think you I think you can like maybe wait a half beat then you go Oh You went too far forward you hit the next challenge You actually did it though. You did it the first time You're actually beating this The double jump man, you gotta stop double jumping just press the spacebar. Don't hold it I Like when it's freezing we're not even close to like the water. All right I would say that was a little late Oh, not enough for it not enough for it. You were there. You were there. You had it. I have a vision I know how to beat this. I will do this. We will succeed We'll be again I beat nothing. I waited a lot for me though about business and love and vasectomies Turns out you can come after you get one and how he knows Oh, that was sick. I was too far. It was it was. You did great. You did great. That was great. I actually thought I had it Yeah, that's more red bull Okay, although I gotta wash it down real quick It's clean Vancouver water. It doesn't taste bad I mean you're from LA so yeah, it's true. Your water's terrible Oh Whoa, I was way too late. I was way too late. I had to do it before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I changed how I did it for some reason I panicked fear Okay, the moment it goes away Okay a little more court Watch out What's worse the pain of the cackles I really don't think you have to do this Oh you say that Okay, I I you doubted yourself you had it. I I I I have to do this. What time is it? I got it Don't you wait, I just want to achieve something I mean you achieved getting this far That doesn't mean you achieved creating the swipe and swipe plus bidets. Yeah, but that's just for a sales pitch Why would anyone buy something for someone who can't even finish up my crap marathon? To prove that they can do it With two swipe plus bidets Guys, I don't quit Too early Wait Fine Is he seeing this zone look at the zone he's in Okay, but I Pop pop jump pop pop pop Pop pop jump pop pop Pop pop jump pop pop Pop pop jump Last obstacle okay, so hold on hold on is it three or is it four it's There's a four See yeah, there's the one back there too But there's a gap between all of them so it's actually just about Getting one and then stopping That's miserable what a miserable final challenge I feel like the dev of this game didn't keep in mind that some people are going to be playing with a bidet that targets them and hits them with water We can reach out and find out they thought about that Oh my god, dude, this is the spacing is so hard to micro adjust Wait, wait, wait. I'm so stupid Linus I figured it out. Okay, if we get back there, we're not losing Is this a stock home syndrome the fact that he keeps referring to us as we and Getting through this together like I'm the tormenter. I will guide you out of here To the speed our music okay, here we go check this out Oh Um, this is a good idea Why were we platforming first person? Yeah, that's a good question People are gonna be watching this like look at these idiots, you know what we'll cut all of that out So all they'll see is this okay? I got you to be fair. This is still kind of hard But it just gives way more info Doesn't help that the camera angle keeps doing what it's doing, but now you got this Holy And then here you want first person for here. Yeah, I think so. Oh, that's that's gone. That's the creepiest person Come on we did this Huh third person was cheating third person was cheating. I don't care. We didn't know Why was it cheating? Final jump final jump Well, what's the final jump? I don't really get it. Oh wait, so okay, we got the Drawbridge that goes down. Okay, but what is this? How do you? It's moving now. I get on it. Okay. Yeah, you just get on it Okay, okay Okay, so you just got to bounce yeah, and then bounce and then make it You This is as close as we get oh Okay, yeah, so I didn't know how far it was. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Okay I'm frigid like glass. Can we turn on the heater? What do you know when you know it's the end here look up for a second maybe we can see When it reaches the end of the track or we can count them on the way back actually Um, okay No, you got to hit the thing first. You got to hit the the bridge first. Wait, what? No, no, no, you're not supposed to hit it. You're supposed to dodge it. You're supposed to dodge it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on Wait, this is good. I have enough time to make a jump and get back in one cycle. How sure are you? I'm supposed to land on it. You think well, I'm sorry. I'm just thinking I'm just thinking I'll let no it might be too far I don't think you can make it Oh, maybe you can Did you hit it? I can't even tell No, I don't you pop up You got you got me. You got me. You got me perplexed No Okay, do you want me to do a shift while you watch right now? Okay, let's just let's just think about this. How do we beat this? This is the find that's the finish line Do we think you're supposed to jump on it? So my concern is when you jump on the bouncy thing now, you're not getting far enough Yeah, it doesn't feel like that But I thought it was because maybe I was hitting my head on the the the wood Can we go in third person to just find out if that's what's happening? It's actually such a pieced idea We should have counted how many this was Okay, so the timing it's going to be fall bounce Oh, no, that's definitely that's definitely it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's just gotta make it. Okay. All right. Okay So the way slime blocks work is you bounce more the more center you are I believe to a slime block conglomerate Okay, we got a 34 we're going third person. It's challenging enough Oh, oh right. It's cheating. Okay. Do you want me to shift? Help me I think it's jaren No, no, no, no, because if you no offense if you cross the finish line After everything I have done. Oh, oh, oh, it's we're gonna do this now. It's everything I've done one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 12 And I hit my head there for sure. I called it. Okay, so it's 12 I don't know how to not hit my head though I think I got it in one cycle though I wish Can we get a mop on the mouse pad? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got House pad mop incoming. Here you go sir. Thank you. Thank you. Donk. Donk. Donk All right trains here Okay, 12 12 clicks 12 clicks then we make a leap One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 11 Did I come wrong? I think it moved one before you jumped on it You didn't say a word but I couldn't tell until you jumped and it wasn't in the right spot One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 Oh ref ref please give me that Okay I'm so close. I'm so close. I can taste victory with my mouth. Are you sure that's not water? They taste similar I think One two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 I uh, I uh, I uh, I uh, I wanna I want I want to do someone I want Okay, one two three four five six, don't want to jump seven eight nine 10 11 12 go now Okay, well I was wrong It's okay Okay, but but I was paying attention to the timing so you went right when it was down. Yeah, so we want the opposite of that two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 Oh, I think that was exactly the same timing. Oh, I was it was it was it was it was it was It was Wait Tell me, tell me, tell me pipe up But I mean I didn't have a chance. We're already off the cliff Buddy, I was late and you didn't say anything Three no no no no no no I think you need to wait six no no I can't say you're gonna wait You're gonna get it right before it comes back 11 no watch they're devious watch they're devious No, no you hit it out. You hit it twice. I but I need to hit it the moment it comes up The moment it comes up I hit it comes up. Yes the moment so it's down and then I need to be jumping as it's coming up Like right now You know right now three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 I lost count I lost count Linus I lost count I freaked the f*** out because I lost count I I've come too far to stop two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 It was too late. It was too late. I should have jumped while I was down What What what does everyone snicker about four you're doing great five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 What do we mean? No, what do you mean? No, I mean you hit the finger with your head. Tell me you want to jump, please Okay, fine. I'll tell you how to jump just say just say jump. Okay. I'm gonna say jump The the code word is don't jump and then I know to jump. Okay three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 Yes Wait, why is it going up now? It's celebration. Oh my god Oh, I'm so happy we did something of value And it was barely valuable. I was gonna say Oh man, um And you wow, we really had to dig into the archives for this church Do we have a fourth level of shirt? These are supposed to be bits of ripped up masking tape to mark deficiencies in a wall Really? Yeah, that is a deep cut. Yeah, because my painters um for my house where I had an argument with them about the kind of uh Paint they were using satin or egg shell finished. It doesn't have the point is Thank you so much for coming out. Thank you for having me mobile handshake. Thank you. Can we get him? Can we get him like anything anything something anything here? 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