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Yay!

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He's not counting

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Alright? Yeah. Alright wait let's not do it

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Oh my god Oh, hey there we go

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You good? Okay, all right take a free one take a free one. Whoa, did you hit me I got a coin

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Oh, you got a coin. Yeah, yeah, that's why I was gonna get you.

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I mean, I tried to give him a free one. You guys saw me do it. Go take a free one.

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Go take a free one. No. What, you don't want a free one? No.

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I mean, fine, I guess. Like, if that's, oh my God.

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If that's how you're gonna be about it.

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This guy, guys. This guy.

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What a guy. Whatever, I'll take the low ground every time.

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I'm the low ground kind of guy. Oh no.

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I'm in a terrain battle.

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Okay, next battle, let's go.

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Oh yeah, right. Another thing that's not included with ours

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is a working speaker, unfortunately. Yeah, it's just not working.

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And theoretically, we could use our technical manual,

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service manual to repair it, or we could just not do that.

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That's also, also a high-end option. Yeah.

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Do you know how to play battle mode? No. Not at all. I don't know what I'm doing.

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Oh, okay. You have to bop the guys and then kick them and then you get a coin.

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Oh, what the f***? Okay, sure. Yeah. Did you try to jump on their head?

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Yeah. Okay, yeah, that won't work. And then Pow bops everything on the map

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including the other player. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you can, you can. I know what the Pow button does.

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Well, okay, how do you know what the Pow button does, but you don't know how to play battle mode?

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Oh my God. You're wasting the Pow. There's no Pow.

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I thought you were too good. You don't need the Pow. I mean, I don't. But yeah, I just thought maybe you did.

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Nah. I mean, okay, I guess. Are you just gonna let me get up here

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and like, you know, farm bad guys? Like, I'll do that. That's fine.

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I mean, I'm down. I'm down for whatever. It's no problem.

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All right, okay, all right. Oh, all right.

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Cool. What just happened? I hit it instead of...

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Did you die? Yeah. Again? I hit a blue shell while it was flipped over.

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Oh, we just have to get the coins as fast as we can. Hell yeah.

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I mean... You're gonna win. Okay, can you try to win at least once

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just so that it feels like there's, you know, some tension? Sure, sure.

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Okay, all right, he's gonna win this time. I don't know about that. He's gonna win.

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He's gonna win. We've already realized that when it comes to old games,

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you'll usually win. New games, I don't know.

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Okay, well, that was you dying on purpose. I actually did not.

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Okay.

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Okay, all right, this is it for all the marbles.

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Here we go.

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No. All the marbles, 100% marbles.

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Okay.

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They killed me. Yeah, yeah. They kill you if they're moving there.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm really good at Mario.

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I'm really good at Mario. All right, I don't know.

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Okay, hold on a second, I think. Okay.

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Yeah, we need the... Okay. Oh yeah, oh, are we still waiting on that?

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I asked Colin to go get it. I don't know if he went to get it. Okay, I'll play him, I'm sure.

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Oh, yeah, you can.

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You do whatever you gotta do, Andy.

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Andy, man. Do you just like, is it just muscle memory

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to like jump on their heads? Like, is that the problem here right now? It really is.

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It really is. Because this is sad. That's what you do!

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Oh, oh, oh, don't get the fireballs. This is way cooler.

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Did you win? I don't know, I thought I had a fireball. I won.

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You know how much I played battle mode? Never. Yeah, I mean, I played a little bit battle mode.

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Yeah, maybe. I played a little bit battle mode with my friend. I mean, it was 30 years ago, but I didn't play it.

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I played it, I played it.

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No, thanks. No, thanks.

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Don't make me juggle you. Ah!

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Put on, put on, put on, put on!

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Yeah, I kicked a blue shell last time, it just like killed me. Yeah, it was dead though.

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Yeah, no, I had to flip it over first. Are you sure?

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Because your opponent can flip it back over. Oh, I don't know if I did.

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That's just, that's definitely a thing you can do. Yeah, yeah.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

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Well, nothing now. Nothing now. That's right, that's right.

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No, dang it. I tried to pull that one.

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Uh-oh, uh-oh, this isn't, no. I hit the other one.

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Yeah, that's pretty good. Long call is gonna be, I don't know.

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I feel bad for him at this point. This is kind of sad.

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He's grabbing the luminance meter from Brandon's

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so that we can measure the nits that it's coming in. Oh, one! Yeah, a snag.

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Three one. Hey, Colin, do we have the light meter

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on the front? Fudge, how did I screw that up? Okay, perfect.

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Nice.

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Oh, am I gonna lose? No way, no way, bro.

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Gotta have the cheap moves now. No! Are you kidding me?

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No! Got him! Oh, my damn it. That's so fucking close.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, one more round. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, one more round, then we, oh, what's this?

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Oh, what do we do? I actually don't know what we do. There's question mark blocks.

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Oh, they're all question mark blocks. I don't know how we do anything to them.

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And we hit them from below? No. Oh, what'd you do? I hit it hard.

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Oh yeah, so I just like, went up to it and kicked it.

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Oh, you kicked it. How do you kick it? With B.

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And there's coins under some of them. Oh, yeah.

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Bit. Oh, okay.

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Oh, wow. I just timed it up, okay, whatever. Can play an actual level or something.

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Fine. Yeah, it's like perfect, hey?

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It's great. It's great. Other than looking like garbage.

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Yeah. Do you think that's burning? Like, I can't tell,

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but you can see that it looks like something. I don't think it's burning.

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You don't think it's burning? No, I don't think so. It's just so uniform.

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What, is that how that works? I don't know. Wait, what?

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Yeah, I'm behind the map. Oh, right, but you can still hit enemies.

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Wait, why am I in front of the map now? I forget how it works.

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Yo, Brandon's here. Hey.

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Look, it's a CRT director. It's Mr. Dekasen.

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We want to measure how light it's getting. Oh man, that uniform.

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Oh yeah, that's great. Hey, look, don't hit on my childhood, all right?

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Can you pick up blocks? Nope.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Jeez. Oh, geez.

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Oh, wow, that's a really short level, dude. Yeah, that one's really short.

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And then, do we have a, just call it, I have a measuring tape. Call it!

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You have a measuring tape? Can you come measure the screen?

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All right, let's see your skills. Oh God.

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Show me what you got. Wait, you're gonna play the same,

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oh wait, why did you go to battle mode again? Why did you go to battle mode? I thought it was the map.

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Well, maybe you should get good and scrub. Yeah, probably.

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Ever think of that? Boom, got it.

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Oh my God, don't walk into this trap.

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Oh, two coins, they're right there for you. They sure are, they sure are.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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What? Hey, that's my star. How dare you?

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How dare you? That's my star, my star.

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Wait, how do I get it? How do I get it? Oh, I got it. You have to jump on top of it.

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Oh, yeah, I lost. Yeah, I got it. Dang it. Can you measure the screen, Collin?

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What are we at? What are we at here?

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Good old four by three. 43.

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Oh, 43. Wow.
