{"video_id":"fp_NTjmOgUawc","title":"Floatplane Clips - Day 0 Computex Clips","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2025-05-19T14:03:00.028Z","duration_s":701,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.0,"text":"Hi, Bill. Whatcha doing? I'm playing Tetris.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.0,"end_s":6.0,"text":"Are you winning? Yeah, I just won.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.0,"end_s":10.0,"text":"Nice. It's not running very well though. Thanks, ASUS.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.0,"end_s":14.0,"text":"What are you doing? Going. He's going. If I lose, cut.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.0,"end_s":19.0,"text":"Yeah, see, we're a game, man.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.0,"end_s":23.0,"text":"I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.0,"end_s":28.0,"text":"I don't want to play anymore. Actually, I was done. I was actually... We're about to get on the plane now. I gotta actually get packed up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.0,"end_s":30.0,"text":"We're a professional company.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":44.0,"end_s":48.0,"text":"This isn't enough. Everyone's too tired. This is lame if there's only three of us.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":48.0,"end_s":50.0,"text":"Not enough teeth.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":55.0,"end_s":58.0,"text":"See, they're perfect. That's fine. They're getting there, James.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":58.0,"end_s":61.0,"text":"It's fine, you know? It's about the posture. It's about the commitment.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":68.0,"end_s":71.0,"text":"Is this for a slow plane? 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I am maybe excited.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.0,"end_s":107.0,"text":"The challenge with Computex is that you kind of don't really know","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":107.0,"end_s":111.0,"text":"what's going to be there until you get there. Because companies are all coy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":111.0,"end_s":114.0,"text":"They're like, will we have this? Will we not have this? Oh, we might have that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":114.0,"end_s":117.0,"text":"And it's like, dude, just, you know, I got a book.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":117.0,"end_s":122.0,"text":"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":124.0,"end_s":127.0,"text":"Like I got a book like a dozen flights on what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":127.0,"end_s":131.0,"text":"Maybe we'll have something good. You got to give me material here anyway.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":131.0,"end_s":136.0,"text":"Computex is always more fun than CS.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":136.0,"end_s":139.0,"text":"Pick up badminton. Badminton. Oh, well, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":139.0,"end_s":142.0,"text":"But I assume he's talking about words. Well, and badminton too. Badminton too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":142.0,"end_s":146.0,"text":"Badminton every day. Literally, I have like a check bag, like the biggest big one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":146.0,"end_s":149.0,"text":"Half of it is just my badminton crap.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":149.0,"end_s":155.0,"text":"Got a few rackets. I've got eight pairs of pants, like eight shirts,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":155.0,"end_s":159.0,"text":"a whole bunch of like sweat bands. Dude, it's, apparently it's fricking hot.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":159.0,"end_s":164.0,"text":"It's like 30 degrees. Dan's was telling us it's 30 degrees. It's 30 degrees and I was like, 35.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":164.0,"end_s":167.0,"text":"35? I found the table and it was like, how people feel like 36?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":167.0,"end_s":171.0,"text":"Because my mom told me, warned me, that I'm literally today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":171.0,"end_s":174.0,"text":"Let's see. Let's see. Not cool.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.0,"end_s":177.0,"text":"Oh my God. I think it's a lot harder than the past couple of years. It's like badminton inside.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":177.0,"end_s":180.0,"text":"Yeah. Sorry? It's like badminton inside.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":180.0,"end_s":183.0,"text":"Yeah, but there's no air conditioning. So it's even worse.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":183.0,"end_s":188.0,"text":"Air conditioning and badminton? Not in like the schools and stuff that people play in.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":188.0,"end_s":193.0,"text":"Oh, dude. I just don't remember that photo of the sweat in your shoes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":193.0,"end_s":196.0,"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I sweat through the bottom of my shoes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.0,"end_s":199.0,"text":"What? Which is not, no, no, it's not as crazy as it sounds.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":199.0,"end_s":202.0,"text":"My badminton shoes have like a little like thing in the middle","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":202.0,"end_s":207.0,"text":"that has like a little bit of mesh for some reason. So I literally sweat so much that they pooled in the bottom of my shoes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":207.0,"end_s":211.0,"text":"Oh, okay. And I was like stepping and leaving little squishes everywhere.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":211.0,"end_s":215.0,"text":"I had to stop playing because it was like dangerous. Can't see my face, but I'm cringing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":215.0,"end_s":219.0,"text":"Yeah. I get it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":219.0,"end_s":222.0,"text":"Everyone's vlogging. Look at this. You're vlogging him vlogging.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":222.0,"end_s":228.0,"text":"He's vlogging you vlogging. Don't make me start vlogging.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":228.0,"end_s":231.0,"text":"It's a three-minute vlog. All right, all right. Here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":231.0,"end_s":234.0,"text":"Okay, what's this? 32.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":234.0,"end_s":239.0,"text":"31. Oh, God. I was looking at this and I was like, oh, that doesn't look that bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":239.0,"end_s":242.0,"text":"Okay, hold on. Sorry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":242.0,"end_s":245.0,"text":"What is this? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's going to go, oh, that's the high.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":245.0,"end_s":248.0,"text":"Oh, God. Oh, it's hot all week. Yeah, I know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":248.0,"end_s":251.0,"text":"Hoju's a lot. Oh, Sunday. humidity is 75%.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":251.0,"end_s":254.0,"text":"No, but it's supposed to rain though. I can do my walk in the rain.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":254.0,"end_s":258.0,"text":"That's just, you know the storm. It's like an afternoon storm.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":258.0,"end_s":261.0,"text":"It won't stop. Oh, that's not even that useful.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":261.0,"end_s":264.0,"text":"You gotta walk in the rain again. It sucks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":264.0,"end_s":267.0,"text":"Why not? Yeah, it's hot. We gotta talk about this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":267.0,"end_s":271.0,"text":"Honestly, I don't think there's going to be anything to talk about in the rain this year.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":271.0,"end_s":277.0,"text":"I just crushed my stuff. Okay, they dropped this off for me on the WAN Show set and I was like, what are these?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":277.0,"end_s":280.0,"text":"And they're like, I don't know. Dan's like, I'm not sure.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":280.0,"end_s":283.0,"text":"And I'm like, what do you mean you're not sure? Like, I need to know what they are. He's like, I don't know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":283.0,"end_s":286.0,"text":"He's like, I don't know. Justin, Justin left it here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":286.0,"end_s":293.0,"text":"I'm like, okay, but what is it? And then finally after asked like four times, he's like, oh, Justin says it's like a modular","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":293.0,"end_s":298.0,"text":"thing or something. I'm like, oh, thank goodness that I like kind of know what you're talking about.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":298.0,"end_s":304.0,"text":"I'm supposed to take these to Computex. That would have been really, really terrible information for me to not have.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.0,"end_s":307.0,"text":"They're for the Noctua booth. All right. Wait, is it Noctua?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":307.0,"end_s":310.0,"text":"No, it's some other random. Who is the modular? Oh, the Sudoku.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":310.0,"end_s":313.0,"text":"Sudoku? Yeah. It's Sudoku.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":313.0,"end_s":314.0,"text":"It's just really funny because it's a really good pronounciation.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Hi, Bill. Whatcha doing? I'm playing Tetris. Are you winning? Yeah, I just won. Nice. It's not running very well though. Thanks, ASUS. What are you doing? Going. He's going. If I lose, cut. Yeah, see, we're a game, man. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that. I don't want to play anymore. Actually, I was done. I was actually... We're about to get on the plane now. I gotta actually get packed up. We're a professional company. This isn't enough. Everyone's too tired. This is lame if there's only three of us. Not enough teeth. See, they're perfect. That's fine. They're getting there, James. It's fine, you know? It's about the posture. It's about the commitment. Is this for a slow plane? For a full plane. Good night. I don't know. Are you excited? I'm hydrating. But are you excited? I told you, I can't be too exclusive right now. What is this? I'm giving this guy a hard time. He's talking to me for like five minutes. Can I shoot a video clip? Well, because I don't want to be respectful, you know? I don't want to just show a camera in your face. It doesn't matter. It matters to me, you know? What? I'm actually excited to go. I am maybe excited. The challenge with Computex is that you kind of don't really know what's going to be there until you get there. Because companies are all coy. They're like, will we have this? Will we not have this? Oh, we might have that. And it's like, dude, just, you know, I got a book. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Like I got a book like a dozen flights on what? Maybe we'll have something good. You got to give me material here anyway. Computex is always more fun than CS. Pick up badminton. Badminton. Oh, well, yeah. But I assume he's talking about words. Well, and badminton too. Badminton too. Badminton every day. Literally, I have like a check bag, like the biggest big one. Half of it is just my badminton crap. Got a few rackets. I've got eight pairs of pants, like eight shirts, a whole bunch of like sweat bands. Dude, it's, apparently it's fricking hot. It's like 30 degrees. Dan's was telling us it's 30 degrees. It's 30 degrees and I was like, 35. 35? I found the table and it was like, how people feel like 36? Because my mom told me, warned me, that I'm literally today. Let's see. Let's see. Not cool. Oh my God. I think it's a lot harder than the past couple of years. It's like badminton inside. Yeah. Sorry? It's like badminton inside. Yeah, but there's no air conditioning. So it's even worse. Air conditioning and badminton? Not in like the schools and stuff that people play in. Oh, dude. I just don't remember that photo of the sweat in your shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I sweat through the bottom of my shoes. What? Which is not, no, no, it's not as crazy as it sounds. My badminton shoes have like a little like thing in the middle that has like a little bit of mesh for some reason. So I literally sweat so much that they pooled in the bottom of my shoes. Oh, okay. And I was like stepping and leaving little squishes everywhere. I had to stop playing because it was like dangerous. Can't see my face, but I'm cringing. Yeah. I get it. Everyone's vlogging. Look at this. You're vlogging him vlogging. He's vlogging you vlogging. Don't make me start vlogging. It's a three-minute vlog. All right, all right. Here. Okay, what's this? 32. 31. Oh, God. I was looking at this and I was like, oh, that doesn't look that bad. Okay, hold on. Sorry. What is this? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's going to go, oh, that's the high. Oh, God. Oh, it's hot all week. Yeah, I know. Hoju's a lot. Oh, Sunday. humidity is 75%. No, but it's supposed to rain though. I can do my walk in the rain. That's just, you know the storm. It's like an afternoon storm. It won't stop. Oh, that's not even that useful. You gotta walk in the rain again. It sucks. Why not? Yeah, it's hot. We gotta talk about this. Honestly, I don't think there's going to be anything to talk about in the rain this year. I just crushed my stuff. Okay, they dropped this off for me on the WAN Show set and I was like, what are these? And they're like, I don't know. Dan's like, I'm not sure. And I'm like, what do you mean you're not sure? Like, I need to know what they are. He's like, I don't know. He's like, I don't know. Justin, Justin left it here. I'm like, okay, but what is it? And then finally after asked like four times, he's like, oh, Justin says it's like a modular thing or something. I'm like, oh, thank goodness that I like kind of know what you're talking about. I'm supposed to take these to Computex. That would have been really, really terrible information for me to not have. They're for the Noctua booth. All right. Wait, is it Noctua? No, it's some other random. Who is the modular? Oh, the Sudoku. Sudoku? Yeah. It's Sudoku. It's just really funny because it's a really good pronounciation."}