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Have you ever wondered how much money you could make in one day without a job?

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You could carry people's groceries, wait in line for people,

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and sell weird stuff online.

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Today, we're testing our graphic designer Sarah, our writer Ethan,

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and our camera operator David to see who can make the most money in one day without a regular job.

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The winner gets to keep everyone's earnings. No.

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The loser will actually get... And just in case you don't have any skills,

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I'm gonna give you some mystery box.

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Let's make some money!

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Let's go, Andy. We have all the rules on here as well. Don't spend any of my own money.

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I can't sell work-related items or my own personal items. I can use my phone and my car.

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Here's the plan. Make money. Using Marketplace,

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we can go pick bottles up and return them for money. Once we make about like 20 bucks maybe,

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I'm sure we can find a used lawnmower on Craigslist. With the used lawnmower,

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we can mow lawns, and because there are infinite lawns,

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infinite money.

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I'm nervous!

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Nail polish? I don't know. Where do we start with that?

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Oh no, it's gonna be merch. Uh...

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A bag. Oh, there is something in it. It's weird. I don't think I'm gonna actually use these bags.

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My original plan was to use my knowledge of retro gaming,

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get all the free pickups I can get, and get CRTs,

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get old consoles. I can fix them up within a day. The problem is,

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it's really hard to find buyers within a day. I think the best strategy is to go into the negative,

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and I verified. At the end of the day, we transfer our balance to the winner,

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and my balance will be negative, so they're gonna owe me money.

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What the hell is this? I'm supposed to make money with this.

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I mean, you're a comedian, right? No! Let's go sell some jokes.

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I'm going to draw, like, a sample image to post up onto Facebook Marketplace.

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I'm thinking maybe $15 a portrait. What do you think, Andy?

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Yeah. What do you call rollerbladers who chat on the computer?

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I don't know. Online skaters.

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That was so bad. I made you laugh. I'm gonna give you $5 to go.

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You did it. So my plan is to borrow money from my girlfriend,

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go into debt with her, and then just spend all day. And whatever I spend,

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that's gonna be my negative amount that I'm gonna transfer to whoever wins.

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Who's the real winner now? So who's gonna pay me back?

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Whoever wins slash loses the competition.

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Let's do it, babe. Let's do it? You made me so happy.

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I have joined some Facebook groups that are buy and sell in the local area.

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Oh, are there local pet groups?

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I feel good. I feel like we're making such good progress already.

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And then as soon as people start contacting me,

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I can already feel the money in my hands.

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So while it's pending, maybe I shall paint my nails.

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I think we should honestly check Facebook Marketplace. Maybe we can already buy some stuff with five bucks.

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Oh, okay. You can get a desk, some free wood, free garage door.

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We're gonna be rich. I found the best thing. Look, it is hand sanitizer.

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There are thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer. And it's just pick up for free.

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I think we should just try. The next thing I need to do is to find things to spend money on.

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And you know what I need? I need to look beautiful. You know, I need more self-esteem.

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I look in a mirror and I'm like, I don't even recognize who that is anymore. So I'm gonna look for some beauty and aesthetician services

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on Facebook and Craigslist. And Craigslist first, because it's way sketchier than ever.

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I'm so scared. If I don't come out in 10 minutes, I'm dead.

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Well, hey, I stopped posting for a hand sanitizer.

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You got some? Yeah, come on in. Awesome. We got so much hand sanitizer.

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What a win. Apparently they just ordered too much. And so now we have 500 bottles of hand sanitizer.

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We could set up shop outside of a store. Like a dollar a piece, $500.

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I'm a little bit nervous. This is my first time getting my nails professionally done.

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What color do you think would look good on me? Clear. Clear?

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You don't think of color? All right.

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Look, people talk about the nine-of-five hustle. They're gonna make that money,

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but I'm gonna get them to pay for my bills. This is nice nail polish.

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I'm impressed. I wonder if they intended for me to sell this.

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Can't now, because it's used. Doesn't look like we've made any progress on Facebook yet.

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Neither of my posts have been approved yet.

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Hey, how's it going? Hey, just wanted to touch base, see how you guys are doing.

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Well, first I want to hear what you guys are doing. I just painted my nails.

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I'm basically a millionaire at this point. How are you guys doing?

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What? Man, I'm having a lot of more trouble than I thought I would.

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I thought I'd be making money quicker, but I'm just, no one's responding in time.

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Oh, that's too bad. Has anyone actually made money yet?

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Oh yeah. I've gotten some CRTs and I'm- I'm flipping them. I'm driving one to someone right away.

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It's basically, I got picked up for free, but I'll make $200 selling it. So- No.

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Are you joking? Oh my God. Yeah. I just really wanted to call and gloat

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because I am going to win this. And I just wanted to let you guys know,

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sit with that and dwell in my greatness.

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All right, we'll do. They will never know.

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That was weird that Sarah was like, I'm getting my nails done.

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Did you have a tracker on me? I think I broke Craigslist.

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Every time I click the sign up and post,

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it just takes me to an error page. It's broken.

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I'm getting stressed out now. It's been a while.

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Haven't made any money. Haven't gotten any requests for sales.

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Like it is- It's brutal out here. It really is.

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Oh wow. You did amazing. This looks so good.

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I love it. We're just about back to the office. We should set a deadline.

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We need to have a lawn mower by 3 p.m.

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A dollar a bottle? But if you want more, I'll give you a deal.

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Please? There you go. Let's go. Thank you.

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We got money. Now we can go buy a poster board.

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My post to Facebook just got approved. So hopefully we'll get a couple of inquiries through that.

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Oh my goodness. That feels so good. Okay. I overestimated them.

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I'm going to offer them some random jobs on Craigslist. All right.

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Looks like we just got a message from them. Uh-oh. Sup y'all.

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I heard you guys are strapped for cash. I have the perfect job for you guys.

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I'm so hungover to walk up the stairs. If you can carry me up the stairs,

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I'll pay you $40. Carry me up the stairs?

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Who am I carrying? They don't look big. Just looks like a hungover bloke.

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$40. That's pretty substantial. I'm not strong enough.

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I don't think I'm the right person for the job. And it looks like David's already on his way to replying.

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Plus I'm hungry. So it's time for food. I'm trying to go opposite direction.

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I don't think I'm going to take them up on this. Okay. Well, I think we should still go into the dollar store

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and get this stuff. But then race back to work. This completely messes up our plans

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that we might not have enough time. We go for the $40. Yeah. And because we already have so much hand sanitizer,

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we still try to sell it. Yeah. This is a $1.50 tape.

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All right. $405. That's about half of our money gone.

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Chase. We got to save Chase.

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I have all the confidence in the world that we'll do it at least a little bit better than David.

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We're doing my hair next. How much is the haircut? $20.

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Yeah. Sweet. I do not feel bad about using my brain to exploit

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other workers to make them pay for what I'm doing, because that's just capitalism, baby.

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I have a feeling Ethan's working the hardest and that Sarah's working the smartest.

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Thank you. Yeah, we got food.

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Making money? No, no, no. I made $0 and spent almost $30.

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It feels good. Feels good. Did you pay for it with the money you've made?

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Yeah, of course. Can you help me carry Chase? I'll split the money.

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My hands are full. Good luck. Bye.

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Chase, no. Oh, Ethan, I got your hair.

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What happened? I fell down the stairs, man. I can pay another $40 if you take me down the stairs.

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All right.

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I got you, Chase. Oh, thanks, man.

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All right, $40. Thanks, man. Oh, my God.

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Back to the plan. We have $40 more under our belt.

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I don't think there's anything we can buy to make our money making faster.

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Like, we can't buy a tool. We just have to get out there. Confidence, confidence.

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We'll sell. We'll sell. We'll sell.

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We will sell all of our products. I just got a message in the chat about this thing.

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Hello, exploits of Linus, me to group. You have a chance to get your job back. James used a haircut and is offering $40

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to whoever can complete this task. What's going on? Everything that they're talking about, I'm doing.

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This is weirdly. I promise this isn't staged. This is so weird.

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I've got to wait for my responses anyways, so I'm happy to take upon a challenge.

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Have you seen somebody with very long hair that looks like James?

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Oh, my goodness. I'm here to give you a haircut.

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I'm so nervous. No, it's OK. So what kind of cut are you going for?

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Well, it's just cut and sew. I managed one. It takes forever to dry. So I want to cut, but don't take anything off, OK?

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How about one of those little brushy guys? A little too late for that now, I think.

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You really seem like you're in a hurry. No, not at all. I definitely have made lots of money already.

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This is just for fun. This is embarrassing.

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Would you like some hand sanitizer? No.

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Look at that lady that was just over there. You got scared.

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Would you guys like some hand sanitizer? No, OK.

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It looks like a prank video. We have $40. We should just try to buy a lawnmower.

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I think that might be enough. Oh, that's nice.

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Yeah, much cleaner. Yeah, looks good. David hasn't spent enough money yet,

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so it's time to get creative. I'm going to be in a lot of pain.

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Oh, wow. Isn't it amazing? What is this?

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I don't know. What is top hair?

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Wow! You made it better.

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I'm satisfied. I'm satisfied. Here you go. Thank you so much.

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New plan. We're at the mall, and we're just going to see if some teenagers want to buy all of this for like five bucks.

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You guys want some hand sanitizer? I'm going to leave those with you, I think.

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Oh, literally all of them. No! Have fun.

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You could even sell them if you want. OK, so starting on Facebook,

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it looks like I do have a request. She asked if I could draw her pup,

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so I will be drawing her pup for her. I feel like fluffy dogs are going to be the hardest

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with this style, but I don't have a choice. We now have $50 in total.

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I really don't want to sell any more hand sanitizer.

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I can't even sell it. I don't want to sell any more hand sanitizer.

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I can't buy a lawn mower, because we don't have enough time to actually mow people's lawns.

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There's only one thing that we can do

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to make a lot of money really fast. We're going to go to the casino.

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I really worry that everyone's been bluffing this entire time, and they have way more money.

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Like David, David probably has like $200, $300 by now.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god. What am I doing?

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Oh god.

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Is it just going to be a line drawing? Uh, you know, at this point, whatever you want.

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You in? $20. $20? Uh, make it $30.

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I don't think you have a negotiating position right now. Oh, okay.

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Okay. Do you mean like not a single line drawing but a little bit nice for one?

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Okay. I'll give you $50 for a nice one. Okay. I'm in.

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I've never been to a casino before, so I have absolutely no idea what's going to happen.

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I don't want to lose it all. Oh, you need to go. There you go.

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Do it again. This is just money going down the drain.

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We spent a total of $20, and we got five back.

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So I have baby legs now. That was the worst experience of my life.

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Other groups that I requested to post in

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finally approved my post. After the entire day.

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We have 20 minutes left. I can feel myself starting to shut down.

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We're eating McDonald's, and I just remembered that my dad's work is like eight minutes away,

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and I don't think it's cheating if we sell to him.

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It's 440. Eight minutes to get there, eight minutes to get back,

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and four minutes to sell him San Sanitizer.

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I think I'm almost done this drawing of Arlo. It looks exactly like him, right?

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Should do the BMW light color. Oh.

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I got a mystery box for you. So any amount of money you will give me,

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I'm not giving it back after this video. This is real. I can't cheat.

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I need as much as you'll give me. I'm not kidding.

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See, we have to go. Tell me that is not the best thing you've ever seen.

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Let's head back and call it a day.

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It's been a little bit since I walked. My legs feel so weird. They're like, I can't describe how...

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10, there's $5.

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Sick. Are you good? How much time did you spend on that?

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That's s**t.

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Okay. Do you think it works like a brand?

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You're not minting like that, dammit. Can you send it?

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Yeah, I will. Yes! A day has passed.

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Now, it's the time to see our three ex-co-workers

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how much they made in a day. The winner is...

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Ethan! Ethan made $192.

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Wow, that's so much money. Because you're American. American money!

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And let's see how much money you win from this two contestants.

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Sarah, $95. That's a no way! Yeah!

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That's one. We have a very close to yours. Really close to yours.

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Very, very close. I get to look? Okay.

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Oh my god, I see the... Wait. No!

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Are you saying that negative $179?

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I wanted to do that. I got a business loan, baby. Give me $180, baby.

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I know that it's kind of crappy, but like, this is capitalism, baby.

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I exploit, I take, I conquer. Then I got fired.