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It's a brand new week of news, or what us newsies call,

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brand news. In the news biz, you gotta save time as much as possible

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so you never miss a hot scoop. That's why we always, my friend, Mark Gurman,

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has given more details on Apple's planned low-cost version

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of their upcoming Vision Pro headset. Don't worry, it's still expensive enough

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for you to flex on the poor people who can't afford it. While Gurman already claimed Apple

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would be using lower resolution displays in replacing the M-Series chip with an iPhone processor,

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he now also says that the iSight feature, the revolutionary feature that reveals lifeless simulacra

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of your eyes on the external screen when you interact with another human, or attempt to,

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will also be removed from the cheaper model. Notice I didn't say cheap,

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because apparently the company is looking to price the device somewhere between $1,500 and $2,500.

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Speaking of extra months,

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Gurman has also adjusted his prediction for when the new M3 MacBooks will launch

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from this month to early next year. Last time Apple launched new MacBook chip

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so early in the year was 2015. Maybe they should have delayed the iPhone 15 lineup too,

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since yet another issue has been found, this time affecting just the 15 Pro Max.

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Some new owners of the flagship iPhone are reporting screen burn-in on its OLED display

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on social media. I don't know, I'm starting to think that maybe focusing all that effort

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on engineering a $3,500 headset might not have been the best idea.

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Can the Vision Pro get burn-in? It burns onto your eyes.

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I'll never forget this 3D hollow memory. Intel has officially announced

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their 14th gen Raptor Lake refresh chips, just in time for them to be released

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on the 17th of October, or what us Newsy's call tomorrow.

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The launch includes three refreshed chips with K and KF versions of each

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that will all be releasing at the same price as their 13th gen predecessors,

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despite predictions of a price increase. But I mean, can you blame them in this economy?

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When the milk restock is rebranded as milk premium?

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Unfortunately, price isn't the only similarity here.

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Core counts are the same as last gen across the board, save for the i7-14700K,

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but all the new chips have higher boost frequencies while staying within the same power envelopes as last gen.

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That's good. Intel also claims that the 14th gen chips will have up to 23% better gaming performance

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than AMD's Ryzen 7000X3D series chips.

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Though, according to Tom's hardware, Intel's own benchmarks show an uplift of just 2% on average.

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For me, 2% only really matters if we're talking milk,

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which is delicious. Home or go home? Home or home or go home?

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That doesn't make sense to Americans, sorry. That's 3.25%, but yeah, it's still good.

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However, Intel also says their refreshed chips will have up to 54% faster creator workflow

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versus the Ryzen 97950X, which is basically a passing grade on an English exam.

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Intel also announced their AI Assist overclocking plugin

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for their extreme tuning utility that uses AI algorithms to help you overclock your processor,

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which is helpful for people like me who have no idea what they're doing

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and just enter different numbers in to see what happens. It's like betting your computer on a hand of poker,

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but if you win, it just gets slightly faster.

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And if you lose, you smell burnt tires. It's a bad value proposition.

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AMD is being blamed by gaming handheld company GPD

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for the delay in shipping their new Win Max 2,

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because there's always a reason crowdfunded projects are not on time ever.

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GPD has gone as far as to accuse Team Red of breach of contract because they didn't supply enough

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Ryzen 77840U APUs.

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Like all the best stories involving delayed products, GPD posted an update on the Win Max 2's Indiegogo page

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saying that AMD did not deliver enough of the chips to GPD's upstream supplier,

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and therefore they didn't receive their expected second batch of APUs to fulfill backer orders.

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According to GPD themselves, all configurations with 32 gigs or 64 gigs of memory

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and two terabytes of storage are affected. And GPD seems to have no estimate

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for when affected orders will be delivered. According to video cards,

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these sorts of posts from board and OEM partners are rare,

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probably because most partners know to fear the Android

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known as Dr. Lisa Sue and the laser beams she shoots from her eyes.

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With the calming regality of Mufasa's spirit.

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Simba, now it's time for quick bits.

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Is that okay? NVIDIA is hell bent on pushing the envelope

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regarding what level of chunk is acceptable for graphics cards,

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but one intrepid modder has had enough. A Redditor going by Tech Taxi slapped the cooler

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of a two-slot Gainword RTX 4070 Ghost OC

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onto the PCB of a Gainword RTX 4080 Phoenix GX,

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resulting in, astonishingly, a normal size graphics card.

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What? The smallest commercially available RTX 4080

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is the two and a half slot ASUS ProArt model,

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but hopefully the extensive performance data Tech Taxi included in his post proves to NVIDIA

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that it is, in fact, still possible to make graphics cards that can fit in your freezer.

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That's the part where you ask me, why the freezer? And I say, nah, shh, oh, I'm not telling you.

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That's where I keep my GPUs. Google's VP of Engineering for Android, Dave Burke,

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announced in a Reddit AMA last week that the Pixel 8 and other OEMs will be able

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to support lossless audio output over USB-C.

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According to Burke, while Android 14 supports the feature in software,

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any Android phones need baked-in hardware support

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to make the magic happen. Something Burke didn't mention

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is the Pixel 8's support for display over USB-C,

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which it has, at least if you root your phone

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to get around the block that Google put on it,

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for some reason, why? Someone needs to organize an intervention

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for Google to address their addiction to killing features and services.

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They're like Dexter over here, it's not healthy. We're concerned.

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Another interesting bit from Mark Germanson's recent revelations concerns an Apple system

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that will allow retail store staff to wirelessly update sealed iPhones.

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The system consists of a pad-like device that will turn on iPhones even inside unopened boxes,

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run an update, then turn the phone back off. It feels somehow perfectly Apple

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to know that Tim Cook got his engineers to create groundbreaking new tech

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so your mom won't have to update her new iPhone on Christmas. Because that's like half the morning gone.

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You can't keep your mom happy, Tim Cook will.

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Come on, Barbara, we're going to Denny's.

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A brand new RTX 4090 Founders Edition graphics card

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has been killed by a literal bug, you know, the kind with wings and six legs.

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You'd see more of them if you went outside. In a senseless kamikaze attack,

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an insect somehow crawled under this card's AD102 GPU chip,

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like the actual GPU. Luckily, the card was brought back to life

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by the removal of the bug and the repair of a minor component.

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But sadly, the bug did not survive. Finally enough, the first known computer bug

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was also an actual insect. Back in 1946, the Harvard Computation Lab

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suffered a metaphorical bug when a moth got trapped inside a relay.

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Relays were bigger back then. What the heck was that? What is this, TechWiki?

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IntelliHealth Platform's simple practice is warning patients that Apple's new video reactions

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in FaceTime might result in call participants

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accidentally adding a heart emoji or virtual confetti during an awkward moment.

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The reactions are enabled by default and eight of them can be set off just by hand gestures.

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It might be nice to get two thumbs up from your therapist

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for managing to take a shower today, but a round of virtual fireworks

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just makes it seem sarcastic. Great job, nice.

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Oh, God, where's my next client? Ha ha ha ha.

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But I'm not being sarcastic when I say you should come back on Wednesday for more tech news.

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Shower or not, we don't care.
