WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.800 Here's a new poem. This time, I wrote a haiku. 00:00:05.360 --> 00:00:11.360 We report tech news. Intel has unveiled their Core i9-13900KS, 00:00:11.360 --> 00:00:15.920 which they say will reach clock speeds of 6 GHz without overclocking. 00:00:15.920 --> 00:00:19.360 They claim this is the first chip to accomplish this feat, 00:00:19.360 --> 00:00:23.280 because why would they claim it was the second? That wouldn't, no one would care about it. 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:26.160 No one cares about the second people to get to the moon. 00:00:27.040 --> 00:00:32.000 Intel has teased the eventuality of a 6 GHz CPU occurring this generation, 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:35.760 and they released a sneak peek of the processor just three days ago. 00:00:35.760 --> 00:00:43.120 The i9-13900KS is essentially a 3900k chip that was able to run at a higher clock speed, 00:00:43.120 --> 00:00:46.640 which is probably because the ks chip was raised by parents who would only show 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:52.640 affection if it won first place. It happens. But its emotional trauma could be your treasure. 00:00:52.640 --> 00:01:00.480 If you can stomach the $700 price tag, which is more than $100 more than a normal 3900k that was loved unconditionally. 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:06.000 It's just waiting there. Useless. 00:01:06.960 --> 00:01:11.360 The right top blokes over at Hardware Unboxed got their hands on the new chip 00:01:11.360 --> 00:01:13.760 after rigorous testing. They're from Australia. 00:01:16.320 --> 00:01:21.280 After rigorous testing, they concluded that this is a seriously dumb product that you 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:24.320 should avoid. Unless you're an extreme overclocking enthusiast. 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:31.520 Meta is suing a surveillance company for collecting Facebook and Instagram users' 00:01:31.520 --> 00:01:35.680 data and selling it to third parties. Oh, so this is like a plagiarism case. 00:01:36.880 --> 00:01:40.800 In a blog post, the tech giant accused a company called Voyager Labs 00:01:40.800 --> 00:01:45.120 of launching scraping campaigns on Facebook, Instagram, and other websites. 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:52.480 Voyager Labs offers a service of surveilling people online by 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:57.360 reconstructing their public and private digital lives. They claim that by using AI, 00:01:57.360 --> 00:02:00.800 they can use this data to determine if someone has committed a crime, 00:02:00.800 --> 00:02:04.400 or if they're more likely to commit a future crime. 00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:06.960 Kind of like the Precogs for Minority Report. 00:02:07.520 --> 00:02:10.640 Now, I haven't seen that movie. I have, but you haven't. 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:14.560 But I'm sure a system where citizens can be punished because a small group makes an 00:02:14.560 --> 00:02:18.960 unchallenged assertion that someone will break the law and the future has no potential flaws. 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:23.200 I should note that Meta really wants you to know that Voyager 00:02:23.200 --> 00:02:26.560 didn't like hack into Facebook servers to access user data. 00:02:26.560 --> 00:02:31.600 They just merely used fake accounts to scrape publicly viewable information. 00:02:31.600 --> 00:02:38.000 So next time, use humans. It'll be fine. It's a learning experience. 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:41.360 And the James Webb Space Telescope has had a big week. 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:45.200 But how would it know how much time has passed? It doesn't have a moon. 00:02:45.200 --> 00:02:50.080 Explain that science. The telescope made headlines because it has apparently found 00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:53.520 too many early galaxies, frustrating astronomers. 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:54.640 Astronomers hate it. 00:02:56.640 --> 00:03:00.880 Astronomers hate this one easy telescope trick. 00:03:00.880 --> 00:03:05.120 They're just not equipped to handle all those early galaxies when the older galaxies haven't 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:10.640 even gone off to school yet. It's that or it's the fact that the amount of galaxies the instrument may have found 00:03:10.640 --> 00:03:15.360 would contradict predictions of how many galaxies existed 200 to 400 million years 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:21.200 after the Big Bang. It really could be either one of those. Jdubs didn't stop at only finding galaxies either. 00:03:21.200 --> 00:03:26.880 The telescope found its first exoplanet, which is science for a planet that orbits 00:03:26.880 --> 00:03:32.880 a star that isn't the Sun. The exoplanet has been named LHS-475B, catchy. 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:40.480 It needs an X in there. And it has a diameter 99% as large as Earth's. 00:03:40.480 --> 00:03:42.320 Oh, so it's slightly smaller. 00:03:43.920 --> 00:03:48.880 While doing all that discovering, my man, Jimmy, is also helping scientists study star 00:03:48.880 --> 00:03:53.200 formation in the early days of the universe by studying a young star cluster resembling 00:03:53.200 --> 00:03:59.440 the conditions of the early universe. Ah, must be one of those clusters that bases its whole personality on wishing it was born 00:03:59.440 --> 00:04:00.560 billions of years earlier. 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:08.640 I can't stand it. I can't stand those. I'm not one of those people that's like, man, I wish I was born in the 50s, in the 60s. 00:04:08.640 --> 00:04:12.160 Life was so much better 300 years ago. It wasn't. 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:14.000 QUICK! 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:24.000 Bits. Google and NVIDIA have joined Sony in raising concerns to the FTC about Microsoft's planned 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:26.560 acquisition of Activision Blizzard King. 00:04:28.960 --> 00:04:32.240 The Activision and Acquisition thing is just every time. 00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:36.400 Apparently, they feel the buyout would give Microsoft an unfair advantage in the mobile 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:39.920 gaming, subscription, and cloud gaming markets. 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:44.160 Neither company's specific grievances have been reported, but I can understand why Google 00:04:44.160 --> 00:04:49.600 would think Microsoft has an unfair cloud gaming advantage, since Microsoft still has a cloud 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:55.120 gaming service, and Google shot theirs in both its feet and also its face. 00:04:55.120 --> 00:05:00.000 Whoops. Speaking of NVIDIA, they've unveiled an update to their broadcast software. 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:05.200 The new beta feature will deepfake your eyes so that you're always looking at the camera, 00:05:05.200 --> 00:05:08.560 which could be really helpful for people who need to look away to read a script, 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:14.080 or people who want to make intense, uninterrupted, prolonged eye contact with their viewers, 00:05:14.080 --> 00:05:19.920 making them feel small and uncomfortable in their own homes, while simultaneously making you feel 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:23.600 incredibly powerful. Don't look away. 00:05:24.960 --> 00:05:33.200 Greg? Apple CEO Tim Cook voluntarily took a 40% pay cut that he himself recommended to assuage 00:05:33.200 --> 00:05:37.120 shareholders, proving that modern-day saints are real. 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:44.400 The benevolent man will only be compensated a mere $49 million rather than the $84 million 00:05:47.520 --> 00:05:52.320 he received last year as CEO of a $2.1 trillion company, Apple. 00:05:52.320 --> 00:05:56.640 I think the world's other billionaire CEOs could learn something from Tim's truly 00:05:56.640 --> 00:06:03.440 Herculean sacrifice and maybe find some way to live with mere hundreds of millions? 00:06:04.240 --> 00:06:11.520 I know it's a big ask. A coder going by HackDaddy8000 on TikTok announced he had to, sadly, 00:06:11.520 --> 00:06:18.800 euthanize his AI waifu, whom he created using chat GPT and stable diffusion. 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:22.400 Oh, now his name makes sense. The two together? That sounds dangerous. 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:27.360 Before her demise, HackDaddy admitted he was talking to it more than his actual 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:29.360 real girlfriend that definitely exists. 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:35.680 As for why he put her down, he said that chat GPT-chan wasn't working correctly, 00:06:35.680 --> 00:06:39.040 which he deduced from her being unable to remember their first date, 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:43.680 and no longer saying, I love you back when he said it. I think she just wasn't into you anymore, dude. 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:46.640 And that makes that murder. You're going to jail. 00:06:47.360 --> 00:06:52.080 And Wizards of the Coast have backpedaled somewhat on their plans to change Dungeons 00:06:52.080 --> 00:06:58.560 and Dragons' open gaming license. The company's planned changes would have added royalties to homebrew content that 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:02.400 made a certain amount of revenue and language that could have allowed them to take their 00:07:02.400 --> 00:07:10.320 community's ideas for free. After their community rebelled, like, insert faction in the lore here, 00:07:10.880 --> 00:07:19.680 like, when, uh, the orcs, the, the, the, the, the, the third, I forget his full name. 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:25.760 When that happened, rebelled against the Briarwoods and white run, or, white stone, there it is. 00:07:25.760 --> 00:07:29.280 And competitors announced their own open RPG license. 00:07:29.280 --> 00:07:32.080 Wizards of the Coast admitted they rolled a one. 00:07:32.640 --> 00:07:36.320 They didn't, they didn't say what skill they were attempting to use, 00:07:36.320 --> 00:07:42.320 but I'm going to go with deception. Oh, it was Percival Fretcher seeing Bob Musokulowski, the role of the third. 00:07:42.320 --> 00:07:44.160 Of course it was old Percy. 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:50.160 I remember. I've never, I've never played the game. But I will. 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:55.200 But you won't be deceived if you come back here on Monday, because I promise there will be more tech news. 00:07:55.200 --> 00:07:59.120 You'll just have to be patient. Enjoy your weekend, you crazy kids. 00:07:59.120 --> 00:08:01.760 Except you, Greg, you stay right there. You can't move.