1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,800 Here's a new poem. This time, I wrote a haiku. 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:11,360 We report tech news. Intel has unveiled their Core i9-13900KS, 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:15,920 which they say will reach clock speeds of 6 GHz without overclocking. 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:19,360 They claim this is the first chip to accomplish this feat, 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:23,280 because why would they claim it was the second? That wouldn't, no one would care about it. 6 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,160 No one cares about the second people to get to the moon. 7 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:32,000 Intel has teased the eventuality of a 6 GHz CPU occurring this generation, 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,760 and they released a sneak peek of the processor just three days ago. 9 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:43,120 The i9-13900KS is essentially a 3900k chip that was able to run at a higher clock speed, 10 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,640 which is probably because the ks chip was raised by parents who would only show 11 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:52,640 affection if it won first place. It happens. But its emotional trauma could be your treasure. 12 00:00:52,640 --> 00:01:00,480 If you can stomach the $700 price tag, which is more than $100 more than a normal 3900k that was loved unconditionally. 13 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,000 It's just waiting there. Useless. 14 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:11,360 The right top blokes over at Hardware Unboxed got their hands on the new chip 15 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,760 after rigorous testing. They're from Australia. 16 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:21,280 After rigorous testing, they concluded that this is a seriously dumb product that you 17 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,320 should avoid. Unless you're an extreme overclocking enthusiast. 18 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:31,520 Meta is suing a surveillance company for collecting Facebook and Instagram users' 19 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:35,680 data and selling it to third parties. Oh, so this is like a plagiarism case. 20 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,800 In a blog post, the tech giant accused a company called Voyager Labs 21 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:45,120 of launching scraping campaigns on Facebook, Instagram, and other websites. 22 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:52,480 Voyager Labs offers a service of surveilling people online by 23 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:57,360 reconstructing their public and private digital lives. They claim that by using AI, 24 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,800 they can use this data to determine if someone has committed a crime, 25 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,400 or if they're more likely to commit a future crime. 26 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,960 Kind of like the Precogs for Minority Report. 27 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,640 Now, I haven't seen that movie. I have, but you haven't. 28 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:14,560 But I'm sure a system where citizens can be punished because a small group makes an 29 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,960 unchallenged assertion that someone will break the law and the future has no potential flaws. 30 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,200 I should note that Meta really wants you to know that Voyager 31 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,560 didn't like hack into Facebook servers to access user data. 32 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:31,600 They just merely used fake accounts to scrape publicly viewable information. 33 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:38,000 So next time, use humans. It'll be fine. It's a learning experience. 34 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,360 And the James Webb Space Telescope has had a big week. 35 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,200 But how would it know how much time has passed? It doesn't have a moon. 36 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:50,080 Explain that science. The telescope made headlines because it has apparently found 37 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,520 too many early galaxies, frustrating astronomers. 38 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:54,640 Astronomers hate it. 39 00:02:56,640 --> 00:03:00,880 Astronomers hate this one easy telescope trick. 40 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:05,120 They're just not equipped to handle all those early galaxies when the older galaxies haven't 41 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:10,640 even gone off to school yet. It's that or it's the fact that the amount of galaxies the instrument may have found 42 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:15,360 would contradict predictions of how many galaxies existed 200 to 400 million years 43 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:21,200 after the Big Bang. It really could be either one of those. Jdubs didn't stop at only finding galaxies either. 44 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:26,880 The telescope found its first exoplanet, which is science for a planet that orbits 45 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:32,880 a star that isn't the Sun. The exoplanet has been named LHS-475B, catchy. 46 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:40,480 It needs an X in there. And it has a diameter 99% as large as Earth's. 47 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,320 Oh, so it's slightly smaller. 48 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:48,880 While doing all that discovering, my man, Jimmy, is also helping scientists study star 49 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,200 formation in the early days of the universe by studying a young star cluster resembling 50 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:59,440 the conditions of the early universe. Ah, must be one of those clusters that bases its whole personality on wishing it was born 51 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,560 billions of years earlier. 52 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:08,640 I can't stand it. I can't stand those. I'm not one of those people that's like, man, I wish I was born in the 50s, in the 60s. 53 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,160 Life was so much better 300 years ago. It wasn't. 54 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,000 QUICK! 55 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:24,000 Bits. Google and NVIDIA have joined Sony in raising concerns to the FTC about Microsoft's planned 56 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,560 acquisition of Activision Blizzard King. 57 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,240 The Activision and Acquisition thing is just every time. 58 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,400 Apparently, they feel the buyout would give Microsoft an unfair advantage in the mobile 59 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,920 gaming, subscription, and cloud gaming markets. 60 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:44,160 Neither company's specific grievances have been reported, but I can understand why Google 61 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:49,600 would think Microsoft has an unfair cloud gaming advantage, since Microsoft still has a cloud 62 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:55,120 gaming service, and Google shot theirs in both its feet and also its face. 63 00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:00,000 Whoops. Speaking of NVIDIA, they've unveiled an update to their broadcast software. 64 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:05,200 The new beta feature will deepfake your eyes so that you're always looking at the camera, 65 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,560 which could be really helpful for people who need to look away to read a script, 66 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:14,080 or people who want to make intense, uninterrupted, prolonged eye contact with their viewers, 67 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:19,920 making them feel small and uncomfortable in their own homes, while simultaneously making you feel 68 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,600 incredibly powerful. Don't look away. 69 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:33,200 Greg? Apple CEO Tim Cook voluntarily took a 40% pay cut that he himself recommended to assuage 70 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,120 shareholders, proving that modern-day saints are real. 71 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:44,400 The benevolent man will only be compensated a mere $49 million rather than the $84 million 72 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:52,320 he received last year as CEO of a $2.1 trillion company, Apple. 73 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:56,640 I think the world's other billionaire CEOs could learn something from Tim's truly 74 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:03,440 Herculean sacrifice and maybe find some way to live with mere hundreds of millions? 75 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:11,520 I know it's a big ask. A coder going by HackDaddy8000 on TikTok announced he had to, sadly, 76 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:18,800 euthanize his AI waifu, whom he created using chat GPT and stable diffusion. 77 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,400 Oh, now his name makes sense. The two together? That sounds dangerous. 78 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:27,360 Before her demise, HackDaddy admitted he was talking to it more than his actual 79 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,360 real girlfriend that definitely exists. 80 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:35,680 As for why he put her down, he said that chat GPT-chan wasn't working correctly, 81 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,040 which he deduced from her being unable to remember their first date, 82 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:43,680 and no longer saying, I love you back when he said it. I think she just wasn't into you anymore, dude. 83 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,640 And that makes that murder. You're going to jail. 84 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:52,080 And Wizards of the Coast have backpedaled somewhat on their plans to change Dungeons 85 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:58,560 and Dragons' open gaming license. The company's planned changes would have added royalties to homebrew content that 86 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:02,400 made a certain amount of revenue and language that could have allowed them to take their 87 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:10,320 community's ideas for free. After their community rebelled, like, insert faction in the lore here, 88 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:19,680 like, when, uh, the orcs, the, the, the, the, the, the third, I forget his full name. 89 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:25,760 When that happened, rebelled against the Briarwoods and white run, or, white stone, there it is. 90 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:29,280 And competitors announced their own open RPG license. 91 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,080 Wizards of the Coast admitted they rolled a one. 92 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,320 They didn't, they didn't say what skill they were attempting to use, 93 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:42,320 but I'm going to go with deception. Oh, it was Percival Fretcher seeing Bob Musokulowski, the role of the third. 94 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,160 Of course it was old Percy. 95 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:50,160 I remember. I've never, I've never played the game. But I will. 96 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:55,200 But you won't be deceived if you come back here on Monday, because I promise there will be more tech news. 97 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,120 You'll just have to be patient. Enjoy your weekend, you crazy kids. 98 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,760 Except you, Greg, you stay right there. You can't move.