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Hey, don't film my little guys.

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I will film your little guy. No.

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Yo, look who it is. It's my boy, Sherrod.

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My boy, James. This is Bizneyland. Welcome, welcome.

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The wealthiest place on earth, Trademark. Trademark.

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Can you give us a brief rundown of what Bizneyland does?

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Secure that bag, baby. You're making dollars and taking names.

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Awesome. And then what happens when you complete a sale?

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There's kind of like a joke that goes on here when you lock in a partnership with a sponsor.

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Yo, James. Yeah, what's up? Should I tell him what time it is?

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What time it be?

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Look, hot sales. Yeah, let's go.

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Get those sales, baby. Sales are not a joke, by the way.

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And so it's just inside of the Burger King cap here?

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Actually, that's the throne of King of Bizneyland.

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King of Bizneyland, I see it there. Which is my boy, Steve, the king.

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Me? Is he the king?

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Yes, I'm king. Awesome.

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So we're split into kind of multiple zones here in Bizneyland.

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You four are kind of sitting together. What are you four responsible for?

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What are we? Secure that bag, taking names.

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Is Bizneyland divided into... Are you splitting clients?

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Are you guys doing different roles? What's the goal with having multiple people in Bizneyland?

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More money. Every answer can't be about money, you guys.

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Every answer is about money in Bizneyland. That's what Bizneyland's about.

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Here's an answer for you. Money.

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We like money. This isn't the Mr. Krabs meme.

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I like money. No, we're all...

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So we're account leads, except we're Jeff there. He's the chief YPF officer.

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We work with sponsorships. Each one of us has, like, what?

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Like, how many clients? 40 to 50?

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40 to 30 each, but it's probably closer to, like, 50 each now.

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Wow. And that's across all the channels that we work with, right?

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Yeah, so YouTube, social, all that.

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Fantastic. And then, obviously, Bizneyland is much larger than just you four.

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There's others here as well. We've got Steve.

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What are you responsible for here? Them.

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Awesome. So we've got chief YPF officer and them coordinator.

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Fantastic. Official names.

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In the back there, we've got Sean's desk. Can someone give me a brief recap of what Sean does?

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God knows, dude. He hasn't been in a meeting in a month.

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I believe his term is, like, marketing, marketer. He markets things.

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Yo, shout out to Sean, though. He's a good kid.

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Integral to LTS. Yeah, he was slammed with LTX.

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Like, him and Chase and Colton. Chase isn't here, but...

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Desk over there. Yeah.

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It's all about the bag and money, I see. Yeah, that's what I've been taught by them.

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We got Dennis's desk covered with Dennis's face. Oh, yes.

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Look at this. They're everywhere.

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We've got a whole heart of him made on the wall here. Oh, my goodness.

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Who is that? The one brain cell.

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All four of us share. The one brain cell.

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You guys pass them around when you need to do critical meetings? Well, that's what we used to do,

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but then we decided to kind of, like, hang it in the middle of all four of us,

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so we all just, like... So instead of getting one,

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you now all get a quarter of one? Yes.

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Instead of one brain cell per person at any given time with, like, you know,

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three other people with no brain cells, we decided to go, you know,

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try out the quarter brain cell for a person at any given time, so...

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It's been going good. Fantastic.

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And when I walked in, I saw, obviously, the RGB Bisneyland sign.

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I've also noticed there's RGB all over this room. Okay.

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Shout out. Shout out to my man, Hershey.

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He's from Gobi. Yeah.

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So these are all, like, Gobi lights that you can bend, and you guys decided to write the word Bisneyland.

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Yeah, because we were talking to him about, you know, building Bisneyland.

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Like, five months-ish? Yeah.

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Because we used to be on the other side. And I was like, oh, yeah, we're moving to this side of a blood.

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We call it the Bisneyland. He's like, that's sick.

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Let me hook you up with a light-up sign. That's pretty sick.

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It turned out awesome. Thanks to Maria, mostly.

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And Ariana. Ariana's in the back there.

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Part of HR. We'll go meet them over here.

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Ariana. Part of HR.

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And Curtis, also part of HR. They've kind of got their own corner in the back

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because they've got top-secret information on their monitors. Confidential.

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There we go. Okay, well, we'll keep it confidential.

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I'll stay on this side of the monitors. Honestly, it's just cleaning up their mess.

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So it seems everyone around the Bisneyland folks is in charge of monitoring the Bisneyland folks.

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Yeah. More specifically, Jeff.

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Jeff. Hold on.

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No, no, no, no, no. If you look at the board,

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the board over there. Days since Jeff's last HR case.

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Oh, my goodness. Zero.

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For what? For what?

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Oh, my goodness. I'm almost on my best behavior here.

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I'm the lead chef here in Bisneyland. My name's Jeff.

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I'm the lead chef here in Bisneyland. Like, I think it's every quarter,

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and they're all doing a good job. Fantastic.

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And then you have a higher up as well, who also watches you.

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He's actually not here today. He sometimes isn't here very often.

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But one colt and potter. Didn't you guys call him, like,

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Colt Bisney for a while? Yes, he called Bisney for a while,

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but we were scared that we were going to get sued. Okay, we'll redact that.

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business. Fantastic. And then let's see. You got some other people up in

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business land that aren't here today. We've noticed Dennis's desk. What is

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Dennis responsible for inside of business land?

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Do you ever see an integration or an ad on one of our videos? It's a lot more fun

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and crazy and chaotic and Dennis like. It's probably made by Dennis. And then we've

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got Maria in the back corner as well. She's just not here today. So Maria's

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desk. The mouse pad she designed for LTX. Okay, she'll go take it out. So

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professional. It's for her. That's the boy I go. Always chase the bag. What can I say?

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So busy lands all about. Oh, you hear that? Is that an alarm clock? That's the alarm.

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So is this just like a communal business land ritual? Yeah. It's called team building.

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Sweetheart. Look at us. We've seen an increase in productivity by doing this.

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Oh, thank you. Of course.

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Thank you. Colton, are you partaking today?

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Sure, I'll take one.

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What are we cheersing to? Tuckers. Tuckers. Absolutely.

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He's not here. Tuckered the turtle. It's spelled trucker, but the R is silent.

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I don't know if that's canon, but we'll go with it. All right. It's a tucker.

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And to the bag and money. All right, boys. Back to the ground.
