{"video_id":"fp_JJbj3GajGJ","title":"Bizneyland Update Vlog","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-08-12T01:43:00.030Z","duration_s":1000,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":18.0,"text":"Hey, don't film my little guys.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.0,"end_s":21.2,"text":"I will film your little guy. No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.2,"end_s":25.72,"text":"Yo, look who it is. It's my boy, Sherrod.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.72,"end_s":29.2,"text":"My boy, James. This is Bizneyland. Welcome, welcome.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.4,"end_s":33.4,"text":"The wealthiest place on earth, Trademark. Trademark.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.4,"end_s":37.4,"text":"Can you give us a brief rundown of what Bizneyland does?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.4,"end_s":41.4,"text":"Secure that bag, baby. You're making dollars and taking names.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":41.4,"end_s":44.4,"text":"Awesome. And then what happens when you complete a sale?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":44.4,"end_s":49.4,"text":"There's kind of like a joke that goes on here when you lock in a partnership with a sponsor.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":49.4,"end_s":53.4,"text":"Yo, James. Yeah, what's up? Should I tell him what time it is?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":53.4,"end_s":57.4,"text":"What time it be?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":57.6,"end_s":61.6,"text":"Look, hot sales. Yeah, let's go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":61.6,"end_s":65.6,"text":"Get those sales, baby. Sales are not a joke, by the way.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":65.6,"end_s":69.6,"text":"And so it's just inside of the Burger King cap here?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":69.6,"end_s":73.6,"text":"Actually, that's the throne of King of Bizneyland.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.6,"end_s":77.6,"text":"King of Bizneyland, I see it there. Which is my boy, Steve, the king.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.6,"end_s":80.6,"text":"Me? Is he the king?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":80.6,"end_s":84.6,"text":"Yes, I'm king. Awesome.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.8,"end_s":88.8,"text":"So we're split into kind of multiple zones here in Bizneyland.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":88.8,"end_s":92.8,"text":"You four are kind of sitting together. What are you four responsible for?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":92.8,"end_s":99.8,"text":"What are we? Secure that bag, taking names.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":99.8,"end_s":103.8,"text":"Is Bizneyland divided into... Are you splitting clients?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":103.8,"end_s":107.8,"text":"Are you guys doing different roles? What's the goal with having multiple people in Bizneyland?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":107.8,"end_s":112.8,"text":"More money. Every answer can't be about money, you guys.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":113.0,"end_s":117.0,"text":"Every answer is about money in Bizneyland. That's what Bizneyland's about.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":117.0,"end_s":121.0,"text":"Here's an answer for you. Money.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.0,"end_s":125.0,"text":"We like money. This isn't the Mr. Krabs meme.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":125.0,"end_s":129.0,"text":"I like money. No, we're all...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":129.0,"end_s":133.0,"text":"So we're account leads, except we're Jeff there. He's the chief YPF officer.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":133.0,"end_s":137.0,"text":"We work with sponsorships. Each one of us has, like, what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":137.0,"end_s":141.0,"text":"Like, how many clients? 40 to 50?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":141.2,"end_s":145.2,"text":"40 to 30 each, but it's probably closer to, like, 50 each now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.2,"end_s":149.2,"text":"Wow. And that's across all the channels that we work with, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":149.2,"end_s":153.2,"text":"Yeah, so YouTube, social, all that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":153.2,"end_s":158.2,"text":"Fantastic. And then, obviously, Bizneyland is much larger than just you four.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":158.2,"end_s":162.2,"text":"There's others here as well. We've got Steve.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.2,"end_s":166.2,"text":"What are you responsible for here? Them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":166.2,"end_s":170.2,"text":"Awesome. So we've got chief YPF officer and them coordinator.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":170.4,"end_s":174.4,"text":"Fantastic. Official names.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.4,"end_s":178.4,"text":"In the back there, we've got Sean's desk. Can someone give me a brief recap of what Sean does?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":178.4,"end_s":182.4,"text":"God knows, dude. He hasn't been in a meeting in a month.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":182.4,"end_s":186.4,"text":"I believe his term is, like, marketing, marketer. He markets things.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":186.4,"end_s":190.4,"text":"Yo, shout out to Sean, though. He's a good kid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":190.4,"end_s":194.4,"text":"Integral to LTS. Yeah, he was slammed with LTX.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":194.4,"end_s":198.4,"text":"Like, him and Chase and Colton. Chase isn't here, but...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":198.6,"end_s":202.6,"text":"Desk over there. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":202.6,"end_s":206.6,"text":"It's all about the bag and money, I see. Yeah, that's what I've been taught by them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":206.6,"end_s":210.6,"text":"We got Dennis's desk covered with Dennis's face. Oh, yes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":210.6,"end_s":214.6,"text":"Look at this. They're everywhere.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":214.6,"end_s":218.6,"text":"We've got a whole heart of him made on the wall here. Oh, my goodness.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":218.6,"end_s":222.6,"text":"Who is that? The one brain cell.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":222.6,"end_s":226.6,"text":"All four of us share. The one brain cell.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":226.8,"end_s":230.8,"text":"You guys pass them around when you need to do critical meetings? Well, that's what we used to do,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":230.8,"end_s":234.8,"text":"but then we decided to kind of, like, hang it in the middle of all four of us,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":234.8,"end_s":238.8,"text":"so we all just, like... So instead of getting one,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":238.8,"end_s":242.8,"text":"you now all get a quarter of one? 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Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":275.0,"end_s":279.0,"text":"So these are all, like, Gobi lights that you can bend, and you guys decided to write the word Bisneyland.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":279.0,"end_s":283.0,"text":"Yeah, because we were talking to him about, you know, building Bisneyland.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":283.2,"end_s":287.2,"text":"Like, five months-ish? Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":287.2,"end_s":291.2,"text":"Because we used to be on the other side. And I was like, oh, yeah, we're moving to this side of a blood.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":291.2,"end_s":295.2,"text":"We call it the Bisneyland. He's like, that's sick.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":295.2,"end_s":299.2,"text":"Let me hook you up with a light-up sign. That's pretty sick.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":299.2,"end_s":303.2,"text":"It turned out awesome. Thanks to Maria, mostly.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":303.2,"end_s":307.2,"text":"And Ariana. Ariana's in the back there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":307.2,"end_s":311.2,"text":"Part of HR. We'll go meet them over here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":311.4,"end_s":315.4,"text":"Ariana. Part of HR.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":315.4,"end_s":319.4,"text":"And Curtis, also part of HR. They've kind of got their own corner in the back","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":319.4,"end_s":323.4,"text":"because they've got top-secret information on their monitors. Confidential.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":323.4,"end_s":327.4,"text":"There we go. Okay, well, we'll keep it confidential.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":327.4,"end_s":331.4,"text":"I'll stay on this side of the monitors. Honestly, it's just cleaning up their mess.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":331.4,"end_s":335.4,"text":"So it seems everyone around the Bisneyland folks is in charge of monitoring the Bisneyland folks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":335.4,"end_s":339.4,"text":"Yeah. More specifically, Jeff.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":339.6,"end_s":343.6,"text":"Jeff. Hold on.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":343.6,"end_s":347.6,"text":"No, no, no, no, no. If you look at the board,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":347.6,"end_s":351.6,"text":"the board over there. Days since Jeff's last HR case.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":351.6,"end_s":355.6,"text":"Oh, my goodness. Zero.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":355.6,"end_s":359.6,"text":"For what? For what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":359.6,"end_s":363.6,"text":"Oh, my goodness. I'm almost on my best behavior here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":363.6,"end_s":367.6,"text":"I'm the lead chef here in Bisneyland. My name's Jeff.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":367.6,"end_s":371.6,"text":"I'm the lead chef here in Bisneyland. Like, I think it's every quarter,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":371.6,"end_s":375.6,"text":"and they're all doing a good job. Fantastic.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":375.6,"end_s":379.6,"text":"And then you have a higher up as well, who also watches you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":379.6,"end_s":383.6,"text":"He's actually not here today. He sometimes isn't here very often.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":383.6,"end_s":387.6,"text":"But one colt and potter. Didn't you guys call him, like,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":387.6,"end_s":391.6,"text":"Colt Bisney for a while? Yes, he called Bisney for a while,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":391.6,"end_s":395.6,"text":"but we were scared that we were going to get sued. Okay, we'll redact that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":395.6,"end_s":401.68,"text":"business. Fantastic. And then let's see. You got some other people up in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":401.68,"end_s":405.24,"text":"business land that aren't here today. We've noticed Dennis's desk. What is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":405.24,"end_s":408.88,"text":"Dennis responsible for inside of business land?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":408.88,"end_s":417.2,"text":"Do you ever see an integration or an ad on one of our videos? It's a lot more fun","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":417.2,"end_s":421.36,"text":"and crazy and chaotic and Dennis like. It's probably made by Dennis. And then we've","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":421.36,"end_s":426.24,"text":"got Maria in the back corner as well. She's just not here today. So Maria's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":426.24,"end_s":431.12,"text":"desk. The mouse pad she designed for LTX. Okay, she'll go take it out. So","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":431.12,"end_s":439.12,"text":"professional. It's for her. That's the boy I go. Always chase the bag. What can I say?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":439.12,"end_s":446.52,"text":"So busy lands all about. Oh, you hear that? Is that an alarm clock? That's the alarm.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":446.76,"end_s":453.88,"text":"So is this just like a communal business land ritual? Yeah. It's called team building.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":453.88,"end_s":458.52,"text":"Sweetheart. Look at us. We've seen an increase in productivity by doing this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":458.52,"end_s":461.96,"text":"Oh, thank you. Of course.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":463.96,"end_s":468.04,"text":"Thank you. Colton, are you partaking today?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":469.24,"end_s":471.24,"text":"Sure, I'll take one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":476.6,"end_s":480.84,"text":"What are we cheersing to? Tuckers. Tuckers. Absolutely.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":480.84,"end_s":486.44,"text":"He's not here. Tuckered the turtle. It's spelled trucker, but the R is silent.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":486.44,"end_s":490.84,"text":"I don't know if that's canon, but we'll go with it. All right. It's a tucker.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":490.84,"end_s":500.04,"text":"And to the bag and money. All right, boys. Back to the ground.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Hey, don't film my little guys. I will film your little guy. No. Yo, look who it is. It's my boy, Sherrod. My boy, James. This is Bizneyland. Welcome, welcome. The wealthiest place on earth, Trademark. Trademark. Can you give us a brief rundown of what Bizneyland does? Secure that bag, baby. You're making dollars and taking names. Awesome. And then what happens when you complete a sale? There's kind of like a joke that goes on here when you lock in a partnership with a sponsor. Yo, James. Yeah, what's up? Should I tell him what time it is? What time it be? Look, hot sales. Yeah, let's go. Get those sales, baby. Sales are not a joke, by the way. And so it's just inside of the Burger King cap here? Actually, that's the throne of King of Bizneyland. King of Bizneyland, I see it there. Which is my boy, Steve, the king. Me? Is he the king? Yes, I'm king. Awesome. So we're split into kind of multiple zones here in Bizneyland. You four are kind of sitting together. What are you four responsible for? What are we? Secure that bag, taking names. Is Bizneyland divided into... Are you splitting clients? Are you guys doing different roles? What's the goal with having multiple people in Bizneyland? More money. Every answer can't be about money, you guys. Every answer is about money in Bizneyland. That's what Bizneyland's about. Here's an answer for you. Money. We like money. This isn't the Mr. Krabs meme. I like money. No, we're all... So we're account leads, except we're Jeff there. He's the chief YPF officer. We work with sponsorships. Each one of us has, like, what? Like, how many clients? 40 to 50? 40 to 30 each, but it's probably closer to, like, 50 each now. Wow. And that's across all the channels that we work with, right? Yeah, so YouTube, social, all that. Fantastic. And then, obviously, Bizneyland is much larger than just you four. There's others here as well. We've got Steve. What are you responsible for here? Them. Awesome. So we've got chief YPF officer and them coordinator. Fantastic. Official names. In the back there, we've got Sean's desk. Can someone give me a brief recap of what Sean does? God knows, dude. He hasn't been in a meeting in a month. I believe his term is, like, marketing, marketer. He markets things. Yo, shout out to Sean, though. He's a good kid. Integral to LTS. Yeah, he was slammed with LTX. Like, him and Chase and Colton. Chase isn't here, but... Desk over there. Yeah. It's all about the bag and money, I see. Yeah, that's what I've been taught by them. We got Dennis's desk covered with Dennis's face. Oh, yes. Look at this. They're everywhere. We've got a whole heart of him made on the wall here. Oh, my goodness. Who is that? The one brain cell. All four of us share. The one brain cell. You guys pass them around when you need to do critical meetings? Well, that's what we used to do, but then we decided to kind of, like, hang it in the middle of all four of us, so we all just, like... So instead of getting one, you now all get a quarter of one? Yes. Instead of one brain cell per person at any given time with, like, you know, three other people with no brain cells, we decided to go, you know, try out the quarter brain cell for a person at any given time, so... It's been going good. Fantastic. And when I walked in, I saw, obviously, the RGB Bisneyland sign. I've also noticed there's RGB all over this room. Okay. Shout out. Shout out to my man, Hershey. He's from Gobi. Yeah. So these are all, like, Gobi lights that you can bend, and you guys decided to write the word Bisneyland. Yeah, because we were talking to him about, you know, building Bisneyland. Like, five months-ish? Yeah. Because we used to be on the other side. And I was like, oh, yeah, we're moving to this side of a blood. We call it the Bisneyland. He's like, that's sick. Let me hook you up with a light-up sign. That's pretty sick. It turned out awesome. Thanks to Maria, mostly. And Ariana. Ariana's in the back there. Part of HR. We'll go meet them over here. Ariana. Part of HR. And Curtis, also part of HR. They've kind of got their own corner in the back because they've got top-secret information on their monitors. Confidential. There we go. Okay, well, we'll keep it confidential. I'll stay on this side of the monitors. Honestly, it's just cleaning up their mess. So it seems everyone around the Bisneyland folks is in charge of monitoring the Bisneyland folks. Yeah. More specifically, Jeff. Jeff. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no. If you look at the board, the board over there. Days since Jeff's last HR case. Oh, my goodness. Zero. For what? For what? Oh, my goodness. I'm almost on my best behavior here. I'm the lead chef here in Bisneyland. My name's Jeff. I'm the lead chef here in Bisneyland. Like, I think it's every quarter, and they're all doing a good job. Fantastic. And then you have a higher up as well, who also watches you. He's actually not here today. He sometimes isn't here very often. But one colt and potter. Didn't you guys call him, like, Colt Bisney for a while? Yes, he called Bisney for a while, but we were scared that we were going to get sued. Okay, we'll redact that. business. Fantastic. And then let's see. You got some other people up in business land that aren't here today. We've noticed Dennis's desk. What is Dennis responsible for inside of business land? Do you ever see an integration or an ad on one of our videos? It's a lot more fun and crazy and chaotic and Dennis like. It's probably made by Dennis. And then we've got Maria in the back corner as well. She's just not here today. So Maria's desk. The mouse pad she designed for LTX. Okay, she'll go take it out. So professional. It's for her. That's the boy I go. Always chase the bag. What can I say? So busy lands all about. Oh, you hear that? Is that an alarm clock? That's the alarm. So is this just like a communal business land ritual? Yeah. It's called team building. Sweetheart. Look at us. We've seen an increase in productivity by doing this. Oh, thank you. Of course. Thank you. Colton, are you partaking today? Sure, I'll take one. What are we cheersing to? Tuckers. Tuckers. Absolutely. He's not here. Tuckered the turtle. It's spelled trucker, but the R is silent. I don't know if that's canon, but we'll go with it. All right. It's a tucker. And to the bag and money. All right, boys. Back to the ground."}