WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.000 So are we throwing or dropping? Are you dropping? I get to drop it. 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:08.000 He said he'd give me a game of chance. He didn't specify which one. 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:12.000 Yeah, it's harder than it looks. Someone has to try and see how easy it is. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:20.000 Oh, that's hilarious. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:25.000 If I can remember, someone actually ordered that 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:29.000 and I got stuck with the inventory. That's what I was expecting to hear 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:33.000 because as a small-time computer shop, you deal with the same suppliers 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:37.000 that we would have at NCIX and their return policies 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:41.000 are notoriously non-existent, basically. 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:45.000 Once you order it, if that customer cancels the order, 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:49.000 you're key. Proud owner, here you go. 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:53.000 Wow, enjoy it. You're stuck with it and it's a nightmare 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:57.000 to go through an army. A rocket three and a half inch bay 00:00:57.000 --> 00:01:01.000 device? What am I looking at? So if you have those USB chargers, 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:05.000 you can use them. It works. 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:09.000 I know what this can be used for. If you have nine dash cams in your car 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:13.000 and you need to power them, this is going to take care of three of those. 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:17.000 And as somebody who said nine dash cams in his car, I can attest, those are very useful. 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.000 Yeah! 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:29.000 No! He's sharked me! 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:33.000 He's sharked me! That's hilarious. 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:37.000 Dang it! 600 for the speakers. 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:41.000 Keith getting a sound system upgrade. Get out of here, hippo! 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:45.000 You're dead to me. You better have all the speakers. 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:49.000 I think so. 5.1, right? 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:53.000 Yeah, there's one back there. I'll grab it. I'm not paying $600 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:57.000 for a complete set of speakers. Those are wireless too. 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:01.000 Yes, you do fix iPhones. Take it away. I have to take that sign too? 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:05.000 Yes. I guess I'm going to take his other sign 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:09.000 and I have to take the sign he doesn't want. And the broken light bulbs. 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:13.000 It's everything on or around the shelf. So I need this sign. 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:17.000 Are we taking the shelf? This is not worth $90. 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:21.000 That is a motion-censored camera. It actually is. 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:25.000 Yeah, I mean... Like eight years ago, but sure. 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:27.000 I guess I'm watching old line of shows. 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:33.000 Are you having a good day at least? Great! I've had a great time. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:37.000 USB 2. Come on. 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:41.000 That is not a modern feature. I know the iPhone 15 has it. 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:45.000 Who said that he won? Listen, listen, I just want to help him out. 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:49.000 Which man? 30. 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:53.000 Oh, this line is... $39.99. 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:57.000 For a hard-dried dog. They're real darts. 00:02:57.000 --> 00:03:01.000 These are real darts. You... 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:05.000 You're going to hold the board? We can hang it up there anywhere. 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:09.000 Away from this beautiful monitor, but 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:13.000 can we have practice shots or no? I need to feel the weight. 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:17.000 This is quite serious. We've never done practice shots yet. 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:21.000 There's no precedent for it. All right. Do you play darts on a regular basis? 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:25.000 I do not. I feel like you've got to help me out a little bit here. 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:29.000 I think that price for the mining rig was high. Okay. 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:33.000 Don't forget to take your... Oh, no, he found a plastic tip on the darts. 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:37.000 I wasn't going to say anything, but... That wouldn't be very nice of you. 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:41.000 Let me get this off the counter. Now I don't have to buy it. 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:45.000 That was a broken camcorder. Thank goodness I don't have to buy it! 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:49.000 So you can see all the stuff in here. Do you play darts on the regular? 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:53.000 No. Did I used to? Yes. 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:57.000 But I'm talking 20 years ago, so you really want it? 00:03:57.000 --> 00:04:01.000 The articulation is not that great. He works. 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:05.000 You pissed him off. Goodbye, Linus. 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:09.000 Is that supposed to be a countdown to a poem? Yes. 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:13.000 He also will... If you have it at your office and you walk in the office, 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:17.000 he has a beam that will detect you. Oh, no way. 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:21.000 Okay, so this is like a primo. Oh, yeah. 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:25.000 The shield doesn't work anymore. I'm not going to force you to sell it. 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:31.000 Oh, no, that's not the shield. That's the wings. 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:35.000 Oh. Following with style. 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:39.000 You know, I love my son. He's grown. 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:43.000 You can have him for $500. You're allowed to refuse this one. 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:47.000 Yeah, you're allowed to refuse it. You can keep Buzz. 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:51.000 I don't want him that badly. Yeah, I'm sure. 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:55.000 He's an original. Do you want to negotiate? 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:59.000 Now I have clearance to activate the intergalactic security system. 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:03.000 300. Activate my radar motion sensor. 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:07.000 Done. Buzz is mine for 300 unless I get a discount. 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:11.000 I pay full sticker. Deal. 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:15.000 Oh. Okay, let's get some prices. 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:19.000 Linus, what have you done? $100 for this bay. 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:23.000 $50 for this. 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:29.000 $130 for this. Wow. 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:33.000 This doesn't have a sticker on it. Oh, that was $150. 00:05:33.000 --> 00:05:37.000 We'll just go with the price. But I get it for free. 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:41.000 Yeah, you got about $300 for the monitors. 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:45.000 How much did you say? $200. 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:49.000 Keith, you just fleeced me on that last one. 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:53.000 Oh, no, no. I did not fleece. 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:57.000 Again, let's make this clear. You lost. There's a difference. 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:59.000 We're gambling. 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:05.000 We had a square price and then we rolled the dice. 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:09.000 You don't gamble. You're a working man. 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:13.000 Would you say you have tough fingers working on computers all these years? 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:17.000 I do. I propose a challenge. 00:06:17.000 --> 00:06:21.000 Who can hold the candle the longest? Okay. 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:25.000 I might end up in the hospital. Blistering. 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:29.000 Well, I'm not going to give up. Warranty ends 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:33.000 July 2011. Ooh. 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:35.000 Doesn't mean it doesn't work. 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:41.000 My wife yelled at me so much. Get rid of that old inventory. 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:49.000 Yes. Yeah, what's the total for the laptops? 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:53.000 $3,810. $25. 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:57.000 Oh, shh. Thank you. 00:06:57.000 --> 00:07:01.000 You were never going to get $70 for this. No, laptop is out there, yeah. 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:05.000 Oh, my God. He's cut all my computers. 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:09.000 If you need these for the tech shop, then... No, no, it's okay. 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:11.000 I'm going to start over. 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:15.000 Yeah, budget for it. 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:35.000 I realize you're maintaining shopkeeper distance from me. On camera. 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:39.000 You kind of have to stand unnaturally close. Otherwise... 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:43.000 No, that's too close. About like this. 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:47.000 Otherwise it looks weird on camera. The camera puts about another foot of space between you. 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:51.000 So I'll stand really weirdly close. It's not because I'm a close talker. 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:55.000 The Seinfeld episode. It's because we're on camera. 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:59.000 We should be able to see the front of your body. Never the back. 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:03.000 Yeah, I'll suck it in. Yeah, the point is just that if you turn your back to the... 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:07.000 If you're like that, I can interact with you and they can see your face. 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:11.000 And if you're like this, they can't see your face. You're the co-star of this show. 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:15.000 So no sense hanging around outside the camera. And who... 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:19.000 Oh, wait, no, no one from accounting is here. So who actually pays the man? 00:08:19.000 --> 00:08:23.000 Why? Get in the car! 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:27.000 Get in the car! So do you have means to... 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:31.000 Okay, because I don't... My credit card doesn't have that kind of limit on it. 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:35.000 Okay, so let's get her done. No way we can not get the transaction. 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:39.000 So 34,000, 835,000... Or 10,000. 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:43.000 So 34,000... You're going to round up? 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:47.000 You're going to round up by one penny after all that? Whose team are you on? 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:51.000 So we're just doing even 35? That. 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:53.000 That.