1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 So are we throwing or dropping? Are you dropping? I get to drop it. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,000 He said he'd give me a game of chance. He didn't specify which one. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Yeah, it's harder than it looks. Someone has to try and see how easy it is. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Oh, that's hilarious. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 If I can remember, someone actually ordered that 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000 and I got stuck with the inventory. That's what I was expecting to hear 7 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,000 because as a small-time computer shop, you deal with the same suppliers 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,000 that we would have at NCIX and their return policies 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 are notoriously non-existent, basically. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Once you order it, if that customer cancels the order, 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,000 you're key. Proud owner, here you go. 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Wow, enjoy it. You're stuck with it and it's a nightmare 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 to go through an army. A rocket three and a half inch bay 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:01,000 device? What am I looking at? So if you have those USB chargers, 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000 you can use them. It works. 16 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,000 I know what this can be used for. If you have nine dash cams in your car 17 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,000 and you need to power them, this is going to take care of three of those. 18 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:17,000 And as somebody who said nine dash cams in his car, I can attest, those are very useful. 19 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Yeah! 20 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,000 No! He's sharked me! 21 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,000 He's sharked me! That's hilarious. 22 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Dang it! 600 for the speakers. 23 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Keith getting a sound system upgrade. Get out of here, hippo! 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,000 You're dead to me. You better have all the speakers. 25 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,000 I think so. 5.1, right? 26 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Yeah, there's one back there. I'll grab it. I'm not paying $600 27 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,000 for a complete set of speakers. Those are wireless too. 28 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Yes, you do fix iPhones. Take it away. I have to take that sign too? 29 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Yes. I guess I'm going to take his other sign 30 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,000 and I have to take the sign he doesn't want. And the broken light bulbs. 31 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,000 It's everything on or around the shelf. So I need this sign. 32 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Are we taking the shelf? This is not worth $90. 33 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,000 That is a motion-censored camera. It actually is. 34 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Yeah, I mean... Like eight years ago, but sure. 35 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I guess I'm watching old line of shows. 36 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Are you having a good day at least? Great! I've had a great time. 37 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 USB 2. Come on. 38 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 That is not a modern feature. I know the iPhone 15 has it. 39 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Who said that he won? Listen, listen, I just want to help him out. 40 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Which man? 30. 41 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Oh, this line is... $39.99. 42 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,000 For a hard-dried dog. They're real darts. 43 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,000 These are real darts. You... 44 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:05,000 You're going to hold the board? We can hang it up there anywhere. 45 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Away from this beautiful monitor, but 46 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,000 can we have practice shots or no? I need to feel the weight. 47 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 This is quite serious. We've never done practice shots yet. 48 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,000 There's no precedent for it. All right. Do you play darts on a regular basis? 49 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I do not. I feel like you've got to help me out a little bit here. 50 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:29,000 I think that price for the mining rig was high. Okay. 51 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Don't forget to take your... Oh, no, he found a plastic tip on the darts. 52 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I wasn't going to say anything, but... That wouldn't be very nice of you. 53 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Let me get this off the counter. Now I don't have to buy it. 54 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,000 That was a broken camcorder. Thank goodness I don't have to buy it! 55 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 So you can see all the stuff in here. Do you play darts on the regular? 56 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 No. Did I used to? Yes. 57 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,000 But I'm talking 20 years ago, so you really want it? 58 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,000 The articulation is not that great. He works. 59 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 You pissed him off. Goodbye, Linus. 60 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Is that supposed to be a countdown to a poem? Yes. 61 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,000 He also will... If you have it at your office and you walk in the office, 62 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,000 he has a beam that will detect you. Oh, no way. 63 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Okay, so this is like a primo. Oh, yeah. 64 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000 The shield doesn't work anymore. I'm not going to force you to sell it. 65 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Oh, no, that's not the shield. That's the wings. 66 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Oh. Following with style. 67 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,000 You know, I love my son. He's grown. 68 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,000 You can have him for $500. You're allowed to refuse this one. 69 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Yeah, you're allowed to refuse it. You can keep Buzz. 70 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I don't want him that badly. Yeah, I'm sure. 71 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,000 He's an original. Do you want to negotiate? 72 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Now I have clearance to activate the intergalactic security system. 73 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:03,000 300. Activate my radar motion sensor. 74 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Done. Buzz is mine for 300 unless I get a discount. 75 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:11,000 I pay full sticker. Deal. 76 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Oh. Okay, let's get some prices. 77 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Linus, what have you done? $100 for this bay. 78 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 $50 for this. 79 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 $130 for this. Wow. 80 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,000 This doesn't have a sticker on it. Oh, that was $150. 81 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,000 We'll just go with the price. But I get it for free. 82 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Yeah, you got about $300 for the monitors. 83 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,000 How much did you say? $200. 84 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Keith, you just fleeced me on that last one. 85 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Oh, no, no. I did not fleece. 86 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Again, let's make this clear. You lost. There's a difference. 87 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 We're gambling. 88 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,000 We had a square price and then we rolled the dice. 89 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,000 You don't gamble. You're a working man. 90 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Would you say you have tough fingers working on computers all these years? 91 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:17,000 I do. I propose a challenge. 92 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Who can hold the candle the longest? Okay. 93 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,000 I might end up in the hospital. Blistering. 94 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Well, I'm not going to give up. Warranty ends 95 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,000 July 2011. Ooh. 96 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Doesn't mean it doesn't work. 97 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,000 My wife yelled at me so much. Get rid of that old inventory. 98 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Yes. Yeah, what's the total for the laptops? 99 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,000 $3,810. $25. 100 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Oh, shh. Thank you. 101 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,000 You were never going to get $70 for this. No, laptop is out there, yeah. 102 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Oh, my God. He's cut all my computers. 103 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 If you need these for the tech shop, then... No, no, it's okay. 104 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I'm going to start over. 105 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Yeah, budget for it. 106 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,000 I realize you're maintaining shopkeeper distance from me. On camera. 107 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:39,000 You kind of have to stand unnaturally close. Otherwise... 108 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,000 No, that's too close. About like this. 109 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Otherwise it looks weird on camera. The camera puts about another foot of space between you. 110 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,000 So I'll stand really weirdly close. It's not because I'm a close talker. 111 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,000 The Seinfeld episode. It's because we're on camera. 112 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 We should be able to see the front of your body. Never the back. 113 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Yeah, I'll suck it in. Yeah, the point is just that if you turn your back to the... 114 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 If you're like that, I can interact with you and they can see your face. 115 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,000 And if you're like this, they can't see your face. You're the co-star of this show. 116 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 So no sense hanging around outside the camera. And who... 117 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Oh, wait, no, no one from accounting is here. So who actually pays the man? 118 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Why? Get in the car! 119 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Get in the car! So do you have means to... 120 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Okay, because I don't... My credit card doesn't have that kind of limit on it. 121 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Okay, so let's get her done. No way we can not get the transaction. 122 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,000 So 34,000, 835,000... Or 10,000. 123 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,000 So 34,000... You're going to round up? 124 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,000 You're going to round up by one penny after all that? Whose team are you on? 125 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 So we're just doing even 35? That. 126 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 That.