{"video_id":"fp_J2l0dqM51Z","title":"Extras - Buying Out a Computer Shop","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-09-21T21:35:00.029Z","duration_s":1062,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":4.0,"text":"So are we throwing or dropping? Are you dropping? I get to drop it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.0,"end_s":8.0,"text":"He said he'd give me a game of chance. He didn't specify which one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.0,"end_s":12.0,"text":"Yeah, it's harder than it looks. Someone has to try and see how easy it is.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.0,"end_s":20.0,"text":"Oh, that's hilarious.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.0,"end_s":25.0,"text":"If I can remember, someone actually ordered that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.0,"end_s":29.0,"text":"and I got stuck with the inventory. 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Buzz is mine for 300 unless I get a discount.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":307.0,"end_s":311.0,"text":"I pay full sticker. Deal.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":311.0,"end_s":315.0,"text":"Oh. Okay, let's get some prices.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":315.0,"end_s":319.0,"text":"Linus, what have you done? $100 for this bay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":321.0,"end_s":323.0,"text":"$50 for this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":325.0,"end_s":329.0,"text":"$130 for this. Wow.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":329.0,"end_s":333.0,"text":"This doesn't have a sticker on it. Oh, that was $150.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":333.0,"end_s":337.0,"text":"We'll just go with the price. But I get it for free.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":337.0,"end_s":341.0,"text":"Yeah, you got about $300 for the monitors.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":341.0,"end_s":345.0,"text":"How much did you say? $200.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":345.0,"end_s":349.0,"text":"Keith, you just fleeced me on that last one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":349.0,"end_s":353.0,"text":"Oh, no, no. I did not fleece.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.0,"end_s":357.0,"text":"Again, let's make this clear. You lost. There's a difference.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":357.0,"end_s":359.0,"text":"We're gambling.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":361.0,"end_s":365.0,"text":"We had a square price and then we rolled the dice.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":365.0,"end_s":369.0,"text":"You don't gamble. You're a working man.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":369.0,"end_s":373.0,"text":"Would you say you have tough fingers working on computers all these years?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":373.0,"end_s":377.0,"text":"I do. I propose a challenge.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":377.0,"end_s":381.0,"text":"Who can hold the candle the longest? Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":381.0,"end_s":385.0,"text":"I might end up in the hospital. Blistering.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":385.0,"end_s":389.0,"text":"Well, I'm not going to give up. Warranty ends","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":389.0,"end_s":393.0,"text":"July 2011. Ooh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":393.0,"end_s":395.0,"text":"Doesn't mean it doesn't work.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":397.0,"end_s":401.0,"text":"My wife yelled at me so much. Get rid of that old inventory.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":405.0,"end_s":409.0,"text":"Yes. Yeah, what's the total for the laptops?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":409.0,"end_s":413.0,"text":"$3,810. $25.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":413.0,"end_s":417.0,"text":"Oh, shh. Thank you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":417.0,"end_s":421.0,"text":"You were never going to get $70 for this. No, laptop is out there, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":421.0,"end_s":425.0,"text":"Oh, my God. He's cut all my computers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":425.0,"end_s":429.0,"text":"If you need these for the tech shop, then... No, no, it's okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":429.0,"end_s":431.0,"text":"I'm going to start over.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":433.0,"end_s":435.0,"text":"Yeah, budget for it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":451.0,"end_s":455.0,"text":"I realize you're maintaining shopkeeper distance from me. On camera.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":455.0,"end_s":459.0,"text":"You kind of have to stand unnaturally close. Otherwise...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":459.0,"end_s":463.0,"text":"No, that's too close. About like this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":463.0,"end_s":467.0,"text":"Otherwise it looks weird on camera. The camera puts about another foot of space between you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":467.0,"end_s":471.0,"text":"So I'll stand really weirdly close. It's not because I'm a close talker.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":471.0,"end_s":475.0,"text":"The Seinfeld episode. It's because we're on camera.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":475.0,"end_s":479.0,"text":"We should be able to see the front of your body. Never the back.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":479.0,"end_s":483.0,"text":"Yeah, I'll suck it in. Yeah, the point is just that if you turn your back to the...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":483.0,"end_s":487.0,"text":"If you're like that, I can interact with you and they can see your face.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":487.0,"end_s":491.0,"text":"And if you're like this, they can't see your face. You're the co-star of this show.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":491.0,"end_s":495.0,"text":"So no sense hanging around outside the camera. And who...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":495.0,"end_s":499.0,"text":"Oh, wait, no, no one from accounting is here. So who actually pays the man?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":499.0,"end_s":503.0,"text":"Why? Get in the car!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":503.0,"end_s":507.0,"text":"Get in the car! So do you have means to...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":507.0,"end_s":511.0,"text":"Okay, because I don't... My credit card doesn't have that kind of limit on it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":511.0,"end_s":515.0,"text":"Okay, so let's get her done. No way we can not get the transaction.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":515.0,"end_s":519.0,"text":"So 34,000, 835,000... Or 10,000.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":519.0,"end_s":523.0,"text":"So 34,000... You're going to round up?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":523.0,"end_s":527.0,"text":"You're going to round up by one penny after all that? Whose team are you on?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":527.0,"end_s":531.0,"text":"So we're just doing even 35? That.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":531.0,"end_s":533.0,"text":"That.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"So are we throwing or dropping? Are you dropping? I get to drop it. He said he'd give me a game of chance. He didn't specify which one. Yeah, it's harder than it looks. Someone has to try and see how easy it is. Oh, that's hilarious. If I can remember, someone actually ordered that and I got stuck with the inventory. That's what I was expecting to hear because as a small-time computer shop, you deal with the same suppliers that we would have at NCIX and their return policies are notoriously non-existent, basically. Once you order it, if that customer cancels the order, you're key. Proud owner, here you go. Wow, enjoy it. You're stuck with it and it's a nightmare to go through an army. A rocket three and a half inch bay device? What am I looking at? So if you have those USB chargers, you can use them. It works. I know what this can be used for. If you have nine dash cams in your car and you need to power them, this is going to take care of three of those. And as somebody who said nine dash cams in his car, I can attest, those are very useful. Yeah! No! He's sharked me! He's sharked me! That's hilarious. Dang it! 600 for the speakers. Keith getting a sound system upgrade. Get out of here, hippo! You're dead to me. You better have all the speakers. I think so. 5.1, right? Yeah, there's one back there. I'll grab it. I'm not paying $600 for a complete set of speakers. Those are wireless too. Yes, you do fix iPhones. Take it away. I have to take that sign too? Yes. I guess I'm going to take his other sign and I have to take the sign he doesn't want. And the broken light bulbs. It's everything on or around the shelf. So I need this sign. Are we taking the shelf? This is not worth $90. That is a motion-censored camera. It actually is. Yeah, I mean... Like eight years ago, but sure. I guess I'm watching old line of shows. Are you having a good day at least? Great! I've had a great time. USB 2. Come on. That is not a modern feature. I know the iPhone 15 has it. Who said that he won? Listen, listen, I just want to help him out. Which man? 30. Oh, this line is... $39.99. For a hard-dried dog. They're real darts. These are real darts. You... You're going to hold the board? We can hang it up there anywhere. Away from this beautiful monitor, but can we have practice shots or no? I need to feel the weight. This is quite serious. We've never done practice shots yet. There's no precedent for it. All right. Do you play darts on a regular basis? I do not. I feel like you've got to help me out a little bit here. I think that price for the mining rig was high. Okay. Don't forget to take your... Oh, no, he found a plastic tip on the darts. I wasn't going to say anything, but... That wouldn't be very nice of you. Let me get this off the counter. Now I don't have to buy it. That was a broken camcorder. Thank goodness I don't have to buy it! So you can see all the stuff in here. Do you play darts on the regular? No. Did I used to? Yes. But I'm talking 20 years ago, so you really want it? The articulation is not that great. He works. You pissed him off. Goodbye, Linus. Is that supposed to be a countdown to a poem? Yes. He also will... If you have it at your office and you walk in the office, he has a beam that will detect you. Oh, no way. Okay, so this is like a primo. Oh, yeah. The shield doesn't work anymore. I'm not going to force you to sell it. Oh, no, that's not the shield. That's the wings. Oh. Following with style. You know, I love my son. He's grown. You can have him for $500. You're allowed to refuse this one. Yeah, you're allowed to refuse it. You can keep Buzz. I don't want him that badly. Yeah, I'm sure. He's an original. Do you want to negotiate? Now I have clearance to activate the intergalactic security system. 300. Activate my radar motion sensor. Done. Buzz is mine for 300 unless I get a discount. I pay full sticker. Deal. Oh. Okay, let's get some prices. Linus, what have you done? $100 for this bay. $50 for this. $130 for this. Wow. This doesn't have a sticker on it. Oh, that was $150. We'll just go with the price. But I get it for free. Yeah, you got about $300 for the monitors. How much did you say? $200. Keith, you just fleeced me on that last one. Oh, no, no. I did not fleece. Again, let's make this clear. You lost. There's a difference. We're gambling. We had a square price and then we rolled the dice. You don't gamble. You're a working man. Would you say you have tough fingers working on computers all these years? I do. I propose a challenge. Who can hold the candle the longest? Okay. I might end up in the hospital. Blistering. Well, I'm not going to give up. Warranty ends July 2011. Ooh. Doesn't mean it doesn't work. My wife yelled at me so much. Get rid of that old inventory. Yes. Yeah, what's the total for the laptops? $3,810. $25. Oh, shh. Thank you. You were never going to get $70 for this. No, laptop is out there, yeah. Oh, my God. He's cut all my computers. If you need these for the tech shop, then... No, no, it's okay. I'm going to start over. Yeah, budget for it. I realize you're maintaining shopkeeper distance from me. On camera. You kind of have to stand unnaturally close. Otherwise... No, that's too close. About like this. Otherwise it looks weird on camera. The camera puts about another foot of space between you. So I'll stand really weirdly close. It's not because I'm a close talker. The Seinfeld episode. It's because we're on camera. We should be able to see the front of your body. Never the back. Yeah, I'll suck it in. Yeah, the point is just that if you turn your back to the... If you're like that, I can interact with you and they can see your face. And if you're like this, they can't see your face. You're the co-star of this show. So no sense hanging around outside the camera. And who... Oh, wait, no, no one from accounting is here. So who actually pays the man? Why? Get in the car! Get in the car! So do you have means to... Okay, because I don't... My credit card doesn't have that kind of limit on it. Okay, so let's get her done. No way we can not get the transaction. So 34,000, 835,000... Or 10,000. So 34,000... You're going to round up? You're going to round up by one penny after all that? Whose team are you on? So we're just doing even 35? That. That."}