WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.000 Happy Easter! Guess what the Easter Bunny got you? 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:09.000 Chocolate! What? No, it's tech news. 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Chocolate? For everybody? Can you imagine the shipping? 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:21.000 Chinese DDR5 prices are plummeting, and resellers whose stockpiled RAM during the shortage are stuck with mountains of products they can't move. 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:28.000 So that's where that all went. Clips on Twitter show vendors in a Shenzhen market surrounded by piles of modules. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:34.000 Saying they're quote, doomed. Though how real any of this is remains an open question. 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:45.000 Especially after WCCF tech illustrated their coverage with what appears to be an AI generated image of a man ripping his hair out while his RAM flies all over the place in a warehouse. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:48.000 I hate it when that happens. Look how sad he is. It's real. 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:55.000 Reports out of China say the biggest drops are hitting the gray market, meaning these are recycled and repackaged sticks, not factory fresh kits. 00:00:55.000 --> 00:01:00.000 With prices down 25-30% from their peaks earlier this year. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:13.000 But before you get too excited rubbing your little flyhands together, industry sources told ET News that Samsung just bumped Q2 DRAM contract prices another 30% on top of already doubling them in Q1. 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:16.000 So the people who actually make this stuff, they're not sweating it. 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:27.000 Which probably explains why this higher tier of the Lenovo Legion Go 2 just received a $650 price hike from its $1350 launch price just six months ago. 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:30.000 For handheld. That runs Windows. That's the worst part. 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:41.000 The eyes of the world are on NASA's Artemis II crew as they conduct their lunar flyby, which is happening right now as we're filling this in a rare moment that seems to be bringing the world together. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:46.000 Also, they just broke Apollo 13's record for the farthest humans have ever traveled from Earth. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:51.000 Suck it, Apollo 13 crew. You got nothing on Canadian dreamboat Jeremy Hansen. 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:54.000 Suck it, Tom Hanks. Fuck you. Canada. 00:01:54.000 --> 00:02:04.000 Canada. At the time of writing, the four astronauts are in a six hour observation window, photographing craters, lava flows, and future landing zones on the far side of the moon. 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:09.000 The better side. Measuring surface albedo and snapping shots of nearby planets. 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:14.000 Right now, the live feed is coming from modified GoPro cameras on Orion solar array wings. 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:27.000 But the spacecraft is also testing a laser system called 020 that can beam 4k video from the moon at 260 megabit per second, which means future missions could live stream higher quality footage from the moon. 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:30.000 That Netflix allows on its cheapest plan. 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:36.000 Ultimately, the whole mission has been going so well that the biggest talking point so far is the astronauts bathroom situation. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:43.000 Evidently, they're urine froze in the collection tank, breaking the mechanism that allows them to go number one aboard the ship. 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:46.000 Meaning that the crew has resorted to peeing in bags. 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:52.000 The internet has also been going nuts for a jar of Nutella that keeps floating through the cabin on a live stream. 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:58.000 Is it poop? Prompting NASA to have to make a public statement that they don't have a product placement deal with Nutella. 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:08.000 Could be pretty sweet though. LinkedIn is silently scanning visitors' browsers for over 6,000 Chrome extensions every time they load the site according to a new report called Browsergate. 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:11.000 Published by a European group called Fairlinked. 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:21.000 No relation. The expose claims that LinkedIn performs hidden JavaScript checks for job search tools, competitor products, and extensions tied to religious beliefs, political views, and neurodivergence. 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:25.000 Then sends the results back to LinkedIn's servers, where no one cool works. 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:29.000 Funnily enough, none of this is mentioned in LinkedIn's privacy policy. 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:39.000 Leaping computer independently verified the scanning behavior through their own testing and confirmed the script checks for 6,236 extensions up from about 2000 just last year. 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:48.000 Now, LinkedIn says the reports claims are plain wrong and that the person behind the Browsergate website is the developer of a browser extension called TeamFluence, 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:52.000 whose account was banned for scraping and violating LinkedIn's terms of service. 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:57.000 A German court did deny TeamFluence's injunction against LinkedIn, so there's clearly some beef here. 00:03:57.000 --> 00:04:04.000 But that doesn't change the fact that LinkedIn is, verifiably, scanning your browser for extensions every time you visit the site without telling you. 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:11.000 And since LinkedIn already knows your real name, your employer, and your job title, that's not exactly an anonymous data point. 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:15.000 You know what it is worth knowing about? Our sponsor, Riley. 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:21.000 Speaking of things rising from the dead, let's resurrect some stories that didn't quite make the main lineup. 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:24.000 It's QuickBits time! 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:29.000 NVIDIA demoed a new compression method to shrink the textures in games last weekend. 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:35.000 You know, the surface details that make walls look like walls and skin look like... skin? 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:40.000 Their new neural texture compression uses tiny neural networks to unpack those details on the fly, 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:48.000 and in one demo, it cut VRAM usage from 6.5 gigabytes down to under a gig while looking basically identical. 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:54.000 Intel showed off their own version too, probably suckier, but let's hear them out, claiming up to 18 times smaller textures. 00:04:54.000 --> 00:05:00.000 No games use it yet, but if they did, your GPU might finally stop running out of memory all the time, 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:03.000 or GPU makers will just use that as an excuse to give you less. 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:06.000 I mean, you're just gonna put DLSS5 on top of it anyway. 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:09.000 What are you gonna do with it? You're just gonna chat GPT in anyway. 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:17.000 Chat GPT is the one who needs it. A court in Rome has ruled that Netflix's price hikes in Italy between 2017 and 2024 were all unlawful, 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:21.000 and ordered the company to refund effective subscribers. 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:27.000 Consumer Group Movimento Consumatori, which, despite sounding like an Italian vampire coven, 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:31.000 is actually an Italian consumer rights organization that brought the suit, 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:37.000 arguing Netflix violated Italy's consumer code by hiking prices without proper justification. 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:43.000 Premium customers could be owed up to 500 euros, with standard subscribers entitled to around 250. 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:46.000 This is a decent class action. Netflix says it plans to appeal. 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:51.000 OpenAI has just announced that it's acquiring the TBPN podcast, 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:54.000 a daily live tech show that's popular with tech pros, 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:58.000 but that most of the rest of us know as the greenest podcast in the universe. 00:05:58.000 --> 00:06:03.000 According to OpenAI, they acquired the podcast to help with shaping the conversation around AI, 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:06.000 but claimed the podcast will maintain editorial independence, 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:09.000 which seemed like two completely opposing statements. 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:13.000 It seems like ol' scammy boy is just pulling a page out of the Ellison playbook, 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:18.000 joining a trend of billionaires snapping up media to help control the narratives around their products. 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:22.000 I think I speak for all this, though, when I say that the only thing I care about 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:29.000 is that it stays overwhelmingly green. So I know to swipe past it as quickly as possible during my Droom Scroll sessions, 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:34.000 and if you're a fan of that show and you watch this show, well, now you can just only watch this show if you don't examine it. 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:37.000 Oh, so easy. Thanks, James. 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:41.000 Keep watching us. That's actually green behind me, too. 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:48.000 Oh, no! We might be the greener than... SpaceX filed with the SEC last week for what could be the biggest IPO ever, 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:51.000 targeting a valuation of more than a trillion dollars, 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:57.000 because it's Elon's scale. For this historic milestone, SpaceX CEO, Elon Musk, 00:06:57.000 --> 00:07:01.000 has made a demand that the banks advising on the deal buy GROC subscriptions, 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:04.000 with some already agreeing to spend tens of millions on the chatbot. 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:09.000 It's not surprising that the banks acquiesced, as with an IPO of this magnitude, 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:12.000 that they stand to make over $500 million in fees. 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:16.000 And I'm sure that plugging the new-defying Mechahitler AI into the companies 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:20.000 that triggered the 2008 financial crisis that affected us globally 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:25.000 will be totally completely fine. I mean, if he's a good guy, if you get to know him. 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:29.000 And Cleveland Clinic researchers just published results showing 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:34.000 that a one-time CRISPR gene editing therapy can functionally cure severe sickle cell disease. 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:37.000 The Ruby trial, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:40.000 treated 28 patients with a therapy called ReniCell 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:44.000 that edits their own stem cells to correct the mutation causing the disease. 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:49.000 27 out of 28 had zero painful crises after treatment, 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:52.000 with hemoglobin levels normalizing within six months. 00:07:52.000 --> 00:07:55.000 Which is great news for people suffering from debilitating genetic diseases 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:59.000 and also for everyone who's been hoping for a Captain America-style super serum 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:02.000 to be available so they don't have to go to the gym anymore. 00:08:02.000 --> 00:08:07.000 And that's all the tech news for this Easter Monday. Enjoy your chocolate, hug your loved ones, and remember, 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:12.000 if the Easter Bunny asks for your phone number, don't give it to him no matter how much candy he offers. 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:15.000 He's been trying to get people into a multi-level marketing scheme. 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:17.000 See you on my Downline Wednesday.