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The tech news is back because Christmas is ho-ho-hover.

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That's it, that's how we're starting. The rumored RTX 40 series Super Cards

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are all but confirmed for a CES 2024 announcement

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after the internet sprouted more leaks than an English garden.

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That's what they call a yard. Oh, call a yard, yeah?

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Reliable leaker Momomo underscore us got up bright and early Christmas morning to send us

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convincing renders of an ASUS 4070 Super.

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After that, various retailers listed multiple

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MSI 4070 Super and 4070 Ti Super Cards

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just before the Eurasian Economic Commission leaked over 30 upcoming models from Gigabyte.

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The cat's not just out of the bag, it's angry about being trapped in that bag

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and it's taking it out on the sectional. Really, the only thing we don't know

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about these cards are their prices. So a CES announcement could be NVIDIA's chance

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to redeem its abysmal price to performance this GPU generation by readjusting the ratio

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for some of the company's worst offenders. I mean, it's great that the 4070 Ti Super

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will reportedly have more VRAM, CUDA cores,

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and memory bus width than its uncaped version.

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But if it's not competitively priced compared to, say,

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AMD's RX 7900 XT, who's going to care?

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Maybe Jensen Huang's mom? I hear she's very supportive.

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Likewise, the 4070 non Ti Super needs to compete

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with the 7800 XT's roughly $550 price tag

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and the 4080 Super, well, apparently, it's barely different than the normal 4080,

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but if NVIDIA simply keeps the price the same, at this point, I'll give them a gold star.

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I mean, they tried. You did okay, kid.

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And no other GPUs were leaked today, is what I would say if the Eurasian Economic Commission

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didn't also post listings for three unannounced AMD Radeon cards, one of which is the previously rumored

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RX 7600 XT, said to debut late next month.

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Notably, however, there will not be an AMD reference model according to both video cards

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and Taiwanese outlet, Bench Life. But it's likely there will be both a 10 Gigabyte

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and 12 Gigabyte versions of the 7600 XT. According to earlier leaks from September

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and also from the Eurasian Economic Commission, by the way,

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they just can't seem to catch a break. Can't you find a Dutch boy to stick their thumb in this thing?

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Different, different commission, different commission.

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Now, as stated up top, there were two other unannounced Radeon cards listed by a certain Economic Commission.

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Not naming names. A 7600 non XT and a 7800 non XT were also both mentioned,

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but don't get too excited. Bench Life sources say there are no plans

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for any 7700 slash 7800 non XTs right now.

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The 7800 is probably the least likely, since there is only a $50 pricing difference

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between the 7700 XT and the 7800 XT,

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so it'd be hard to fit a card in there, like putting a wiener in an uncut bun.

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Compare that to the $200 separation betwixt to the 7600 and the 7700 XT.

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Maybe there's enough room for two cards in there, but it'd be tighter than my pants after turkey dinner.

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Yesterday, NVIDIA officially launched the China exclusive 4090D,

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the cut down version of the 4090 non D. It stands for D's nuts.

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Meant to comply with the US export restrictions. It's kind of like the 4090 non D post circumcision.

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And since it's launched, we now have access to a full breakdown of the D's specs

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thanks to NVIDIA's Chinese website. While the 4090D features the same boost clock

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as the unlettered version, its base clock has increased from about 2.24 gigahertz

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to 2.28. However, that's the only number that go up.

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Portal D's TDP is 25 Watts lower than its older brother,

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but why would it need that power? Massive cuts were made to the card's core counts.

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It only has 14,592 CUDA cores and 456 TENSOR cores.

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Compare that to the 16,384 CUDA cores

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and 512 TENSOR cores on the original. Look at how they massacred my boy.

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The card costs more than 1800 US dollars because of course it does, but it's going to sell.

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Demand in China is so high, isn't over, they can't refuse.

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I like the Godfather. During the off season, Santa's elves work in the back, making quick bits.

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Occasionally they perform the Oddback Alley Root Canal, but we don't like to judge, they have dreams.

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Last week, Microsoft launched its new Android app, Copilot,

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making this their second AI chatbot app, the third official chatbot app

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based on OpenAI's GPT models and about the billionth Microsoft product called Copilot.

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The revamped interface proclaims Copilot in large bolt letters,

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followed by a tiny faint with bing underneath.

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It seems that on some level, Microsoft has accepted that we're never going to accept

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Bing as our real dad and has decided to introduce us to their new boyfriend, Copilot,

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who's just Bing wearing glasses and a fake mustache. Hello, it is me, Copilot, I am different man.

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Russian security firm Kaspersky has announced the discovery of a previously unknown

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and since patched vulnerability in all Apple hardware.

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The exploit, known as operation triangulation, uses a malicious iMessage attachment

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that takes over the device without ever being clicked on. It then transmits microphone recordings, photos,

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geolocation, and other sensitive data to attacker-controlled servers.

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Ironically, part of Kaspersky's drive to find this exploit

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is that it's been used against them repeatedly over the last four years.

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Hello, my name is Enigo Kaspersky.

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You hacked my iPhone, prepare to die. I want my iMessage back, you son of a bitch.

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In two weeks, LG will be officially debuting

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a small, two-legged AI robot with a permanently shell-shocked expression

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intended to act as a home assistant, a pet sitter, and a home security guard.

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The bot will be able to recognize objects, pets, people,

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and even facial expressions like disappointment,

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something you'll feel when your new security droid catches your dog pooping on the carpet,

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but has no way to intervene because LG never gave it hands.

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Why have I been cursed? I can only watch.

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According to NBC News, an American intelligence assessment

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has found the Chinese spy balloon slash perfectly innocent meteorological device

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from earlier this year was using an American internet provider for data transmission.

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The unnamed ISP has apparently denied these allegations,

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quote, based on its own investigation and discussions it had with US officials.

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I don't understand. Why would an ISP want to be associated with a scientific study

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undertaken by a totally normal weather balloon? And researchers are spying on beavers from space.

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To save California from droughts, I just really wanted to emphasize that.

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Beaver scientists have been working with Google engineers.

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I love saying beaver scientists. Beaver scientists have been working with Google engineers

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for several years now to train a neural network to find beaver habitats and dams in satellite imagery.

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I never knew beavers could be scientists.

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Because beavers naturally provide important ecological services

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like water storage and fire prevention, this information can help guide the reintroduction

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of beavers in places like California, whose two main exports are currently almonds and smoke.

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And you'll look smoking hot if you come back on Monday for more TechLinked.

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I mean, you're also pretty hot today, but Monday just hits different.
