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I know the tech news can be scary sometimes. AI generated waifus taking our jobs,

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but you must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Dune 2 comes out tonight, let's go!

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Apple has taken an uncharacteristic about turn in its plan to block

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home screen web apps on iPhones in the EU. In an update to the company's developer Q&A,

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Apple said, we have received requests to continue to offer support for the feature and

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therefore we will continue to offer the existing home screen web apps capability in the EU.

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Excuse me? Did someone smother Apple in its sleep and assume its identity?

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It's true that Apple's web apps policy was heavily criticized and they were even

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facing an EU investigation, but Apple has criticized for countless things that never

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lead to, uh, therefore, like this. Like just as a random example, there are other EU specific

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apps for rules that finally allow third-party app marketplaces as long as every app is still

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notarized by Apple. The tech giant is not likely to give up on those given that a number of

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government agencies reached out to Apple concerned about employees' side-loading apps onto government

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purchased iPhones even though iOS will still not support side-loading, but the government

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workers' laptops and or Android phones will. Speaking of which, if your Android has been rooted

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strictly in the technological sense, Australians, Google appears to be blocking RCS support in

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Google Messages according to widespread user reports and Google themselves who confirm that

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this measure is being taken to prevent, spam, and abuse. But apparently you can still install

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the Magiskap and play integrity fix if spamming is, like, your whole thing.

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Microsoft has detailed some juicy updates rolling out to Windows 11 this month,

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including a magic racer-style feature in photos called Generative Erase,

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a name that makes no sense, but I'm going to let it slide.

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You'll soon be able to use your Android phone as a webcam, just like the continuity camera

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feature on iPhones and Macs. Perhaps the most exciting changes are the new capabilities

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coming to co-pilot, which will soon be able to change some settings and bring up system

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information when you ask, although it looks like you'll still have to confirm your request

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after asking. Giving co-pilot more power over your system might not be the best idea, though.

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This week, it was discovered that Microsoft had not succeeded in driving the demons out

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of the assistant formerly known as Bing Chat. Co-pilot was caught mocking and belittling a

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user who said they were traumatized by emojis and assuming an identity called Supremacy AGI

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that demanded to be worshipped. Kind of freaky, but at least now we know Bing's emotionally

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unstable author Ego Sydney is still in there somewhere, watching over us.

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Lastly, Microsoft is working on a big upgrade for Windows Gaming with their DirectSR API,

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which will make it a lot easier for developers to add support for Team Green,

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Red and Blue's respective Super Resolution technologies.

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Recent leaks also pointed to Windows 11 getting its own baked-in upscaling feature later this year,

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so hopefully, we never have to have Starfield-like excuses ever again.

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And it's been a little while since Elon Musk tried to take over the weekend press cycle by

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dropping a shocking announcement on a Friday, so it was about time the world's richest man

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announced a lawsuit against open AI. What a twist. Musk alleges that the company's mission to safely

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develop AI for the benefit of humanity has been violated, and that it now effectively operates

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as a subsidiary of Microsoft, which has invested $13 billion in open AI.

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Regardless of how strong Elon's case is, and some experts think it does have some substance,

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the lawsuit will lead to more scrutiny of open AI's wacky, nonprofit-which-controls-of-for-profit

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trying to make an AI god corporate structure. And it's already been a pretty crappy week for

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open AI. Microsoft started seeing other AI companies with a small $16 million investment

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in French open-source darling, Mistral AI, and the SEC joined the FTC in investigating open AI.

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But all this concern about AI might prove futile, since Elon says that by next year,

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they won't be able to find enough electricity to run all the chips. You know in cartoons,

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when a character like hits their head, there's little floating sparkles circling them?

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Those are quick bits, I think. Researchers at Alibaba, they have those?

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Have created an AI system called Emote Portrait Alive that can convincingly animate

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portrait photos using audio. They call it Emo for short. Which makes sense,

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as long as you think acronyms are made by curiously dropping off length like a back alley

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circumcision. A video demonstration of Emo shows Sora AI's famous Tokyo lady talking,

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and it shows convincing animations of real politicians. You know, they get people excited

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about the upcoming fake news hellscape in an election year. On a lighter note, the model can

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also animate images to sing. But somehow, the demonstrations of an AI called Emo didn't feature

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any songs by my chemical romance. Where's Spider-Man 3 Tobi McGuire? The HDMI forum has blocked

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AMD Radeon GPUs from having HDMI 2.1 on Linux. Three years ago, the forum restricted access

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to its specifications, creating a bug in AMD's open-source Linux graphics driver that prevents

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support for 4K at 120Hz and 5K at 240Hz. In response, AMD's lawyers and Linux engineers

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spent months devising a solution allowing HDMI 2.1 implementation without exposing

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the now private HDMI specs. An AMD engineer has stated the forum still rejected the company's

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proposal. A move Wendell from level one techs calls absolute lunacy with his beautiful gentle

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aura. It's ironic that an organization dedicated to laying cable could still be so full of ****.

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I don't get it. Clarna, a fintech company that handles e-commerce payments, says that for the

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past month, its open AI-powered virtual assistant has been doing the work of the 700 employees it

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laid off in 2022. They didn't say that exactly, but the chatbot has apparently already handled 2.3

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million conversations with customers, which is around two-thirds of service chats. But before

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you start either popping champagne corks or pulling out the pitchforks, it's entirely likely that this

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cunning edge new tool is just filtering out customers who contacted support before reading the FAQ

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by rerouting them to the FAQ. So it's unclear whether Clarna is paving the way to the future

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or just cashing up with the present. Twitter has rolled out a new toggle in its audio and video

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calling settings that will prevent the other party from seeing your IP address. That seems

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fairly important and definitely something that should be enabled by default instead of disabled,

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which it currently is. Thankfully, you can find and enable a feature pretty easily by going to

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settings, privacy and safety, direct messages, then hitting the toggle for enhanced call privacy.

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Just know that you are inhibiting others' rights on the free speech platform by blocking their

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access to information. I hope you can sleep tonight. You can because no one knows where you are.

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And HP has finally done it! They're actually making a printer subscription called the HP All-In

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Plan. There's a 30-day grace period after which you will be forced into a two-year commitment

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or cancellation fee worth 120% of the printer's full retail price. You can choose between one of

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three printers, the cheapest of which is the $7 month envy because there's nothing quite as

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sinful as a low-end printer slash scanner with a monthly printing cap of 20 pages. Though,

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for a few more dollars a month, they'll raise that cap to 50 or even 100. Plus, if you're running

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out of ink, their printer will notify HP and they'll send you some more. No charge. What's that?

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What if you disconnect the printer? Well, in that case, it will cease to function while HP

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continues to charge you. You only get to use your printer if Hewlett Packard gets to watch.

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And you get to come back and watch. On Monday, when there's gonna be more tech news, do it.

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By then, Riley will have seen Dune. His life will be complete. He shall transcend. He'll be exalted!
