WEBVTT

00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.600
Apple, Google, Microsoft, NVIDIA, Snapchat.

00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:10.400
It's all tech news. Apple began rolling out iOS 18 today,

00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:13.440
which of course means that your iPhone can now vote.

00:00:13.440 --> 00:00:17.320
Or maybe it could have if the much-discussed Apple Intelligence

00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:20.720
came along with the update. Unfortunately for Cupertino,

00:00:20.720 --> 00:00:25.160
California's most prominent rectangle peddlers, this has also affected sales

00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:30.880
of the newly revealed iPhone 16. Some outlets like the Verge claim that iOS 18

00:00:30.880 --> 00:00:34.800
is still pretty cool without all that AI no one asked for.

00:00:34.800 --> 00:00:39.480
For example, RCS support has arrived with read receipts and some reactions.

00:00:39.480 --> 00:00:43.520
Great news for Android users who can now endure slightly less bullying

00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:46.800
from their iPhone-owning friends. Just don't mention that Android

00:00:46.800 --> 00:00:50.320
has basically had iOS 18's new home screen customization

00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:54.280
features for like years now and you should be fine. In typical Apple fashion,

00:00:54.280 --> 00:01:00.160
iOS wasn't the only operating system to get some love. macOS 15, AKA Sequoia,

00:01:00.160 --> 00:01:03.960
adds the ability to mirror and control your iPhone on your Mac.

00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:09.080
Even better, improvements have been made to the way that Windows snap into position on macOS.

00:01:09.080 --> 00:01:12.760
And I won't make the same joke about that already kind of being a thing on other platforms.

00:01:12.760 --> 00:01:18.140
iPadOS 18 is also here, bringing the cool new calculator app with math notes

00:01:18.140 --> 00:01:22.840
that auto solves equations you write down. That was actually mind blowing to me.

00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:27.080
Kudos to Apple. I don't just hate them. iPadOS is also getting a game mode

00:01:27.080 --> 00:01:30.680
to improve gaming performance, which I'm sure a lot more people care about

00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:34.400
than the fact that VisionOS 2 is rolling out for Vision Pro. Moving on.

00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:38.080
AMD has apparently decided it wants to be like NVIDIA

00:01:38.080 --> 00:01:41.800
in all the worst ways. Following in Team Green's footsteps,

00:01:41.800 --> 00:01:47.680
CEO Lisa Sue has stated publicly that we really are a data center first company,

00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:51.240
which is not only unfortunate for us lowly gamers and enthusiasts,

00:01:51.240 --> 00:01:54.840
it's also apparently bad news for AMD's laptop partners.

00:01:54.840 --> 00:01:59.440
Chip consultancy firm, AC analysis, claims that AMD's shift in focus

00:01:59.440 --> 00:02:03.280
has created a rift between it and its OEM partners.

00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:09.000
Many partners complain about miscommunication, unfilled promises, and generally poor treatment.

00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:13.360
Weirdly, I think I got the exact same feedback the last time I was dumped.

00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:16.520
According to the OEMs themselves, this is not the first time

00:02:16.520 --> 00:02:20.040
they've had issues with AMD. Team Red is apparently notorious

00:02:20.040 --> 00:02:25.080
for its inability to deliver chips either quickly or in sufficient quantities.

00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:28.360
Some manufacturers told German outlet, Computerbase,

00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:31.720
that AMD has left billions of US dollars on the table

00:02:31.720 --> 00:02:34.760
by not being able to guarantee order fulfillment.

00:02:34.760 --> 00:02:40.720
AMD has been saying they can change for years, and that is such a Team Red flag.

00:02:40.720 --> 00:02:44.640
We were this close to having an Intel-powered PlayStation 6,

00:02:44.640 --> 00:02:47.680
according to an exclusive report from Reuters.

00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:52.520
The deal would have netted Team Blue an estimated $30 billion.

00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:55.520
But it's not like the company desperately needed the work, right?

00:02:56.520 --> 00:03:02.840
Right? While multiple chip companies submitted bids for designing and manufacturing the PS6's processor,

00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:08.400
it all came down to AMD and Intel. Unfortunately, Intel lost for a couple reasons.

00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:11.920
Two sources told Reuters that Intel got into a dispute

00:03:11.920 --> 00:03:16.320
over profit margins that prevented the company from settling on a price with Sony.

00:03:16.320 --> 00:03:21.680
Another reason that Intel lost out to AMD is that AMD made the chip that powers the PS5.

00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:25.840
Choosing Intel for the successor console allegedly would have put Sony's usual

00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:30.800
backwards compatibility at risk. Or at the very least, made it more expensive

00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:36.280
for the company to sort the feature out. Regardless, Intel lost the chance to make some big money.

00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:40.240
Naturally, they took the next logical step, working for the military.

00:03:40.240 --> 00:03:43.400
Team Blue is set to earn up to three and a half billion dollars

00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:48.360
thanks to a contract with the Pentagon, which is, of course, the second scariest shape.

00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:53.840
The scariest shape is an octagon. Shapes shouldn't have that many obtuse angles.

00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:58.720
But if you want your body hair octagon, check out our sponsor, QuickBits.

00:03:58.720 --> 00:04:04.640
The only news story is guaranteed to be faster than other news stories, or your money back.

00:04:04.640 --> 00:04:09.000
An appeals court in Washington, DC is hearing ByteDance's lawsuit

00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:12.640
objecting to the upcoming TikTok ban as of today.

00:04:12.640 --> 00:04:16.520
And it can be conveniently streamed in horizontal format on YouTube.

00:04:16.520 --> 00:04:21.960
At the heart of the case is the government's contention that TikTok circulates massive amounts of information,

00:04:21.960 --> 00:04:25.160
both true and not, and collects data

00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:30.240
that could potentially be useful to a foreign adversary, cough, cough, it's China.

00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:36.360
However, as pointed out by TikTok's lawyers, any supposedly secret intelligence the government possesses

00:04:36.360 --> 00:04:42.200
that proves that the company is actually collaborating with the rival government is just that, a secret.

00:04:42.240 --> 00:04:47.480
America is acting a bit like a girlfriend who's furious with you, but won't tell you why,

00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:52.160
because you should just know. This morning, Microsoft continued their favorite pastime

00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:57.080
of putting co-pilot in things. Office apps like Word, PowerPoint, and Outlook

00:04:57.080 --> 00:05:00.280
will get more AI features with co-pilot in Excel,

00:05:00.280 --> 00:05:04.640
now being able to run Python code to make graphs.

00:05:04.640 --> 00:05:08.120
Couldn't Excel already make graphs? I am not an Excel guy.

00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:11.160
But Microsoft also announced co-pilot pages,

00:05:11.200 --> 00:05:16.800
a new document workspace where you and your coworkers can boss co-pilot around together.

00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:20.720
And that's what's been missing from the whole AI equation. Group bullying.

00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:24.920
Apple has decided to increase the out of warranty battery replacement fee

00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:29.520
for iPhone 16 Pro models by 20% compared to the predecessors.

00:05:29.520 --> 00:05:35.960
And that's not the only change coming to iPhone repairs. Apple is extending activation lock to individual parts.

00:05:35.960 --> 00:05:40.960
This means that if a battery from an iPhone with activation lock enabled ends up in your device,

00:05:40.960 --> 00:05:45.360
you'll have to enter the Apple ID associated with the phone that part is from.

00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:51.080
Sounds annoying, but apparently in Apple's mind, most iPhones are stolen and sold for parts.

00:05:51.080 --> 00:05:56.960
So this is Apple's way of fighting back, in a way that doesn't involve making repair cheaper or easier.

00:05:56.960 --> 00:06:01.960
Hackers have been using a heinous new technique in the battle to steal your passwords.

00:06:01.960 --> 00:06:06.840
Being really annoying. Researchers at OA Labs discovered a type of attack

00:06:06.840 --> 00:06:12.120
being actively exploited, which traps a user's Chrome browser in kiosk mode,

00:06:12.120 --> 00:06:15.880
forcing it to run in full screen without the standard user interface.

00:06:15.880 --> 00:06:20.720
Presented with a Google login page and seemingly no other way to use the computer,

00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:23.720
users are tempted to just enter their credentials

00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:28.720
and end their suffering. But no, steady on friends, you're better than this.

00:06:28.720 --> 00:06:32.440
First, try keyboard shortcuts like Control Alt Delete,

00:06:32.440 --> 00:06:35.720
Control Shift Escape, and Alt F4.

00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:40.720
No, that last one is not how you check the score and call of duty, those guys were lying to you.

00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:45.920
I'm sorry you had to hear it this way. And the future AI surveillance state is gonna be awesome.

00:06:45.920 --> 00:06:50.720
According to Oracle founder and current third richest man in the world, Larry Ellison,

00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:54.320
lending further evidence to the theory that exposure to too much money

00:06:54.320 --> 00:06:58.600
causes lasting brain damage. Ellison recently publicly expressed

00:06:58.600 --> 00:07:02.200
that being surrounded by cameras and AI agents

00:07:02.200 --> 00:07:08.360
looking at what we're doing will keep us on our best behavior, and that future is coming fast.

00:07:08.360 --> 00:07:13.280
South Korean researchers have apparently developed AI software called Deja View

00:07:13.280 --> 00:07:18.520
that predicts if and when a crime will occur with over 80% accuracy.

00:07:18.520 --> 00:07:21.640
Sadly, it does this by integrating CCTV footage,

00:07:21.640 --> 00:07:24.800
crime statistics, positioning data, and other data

00:07:24.800 --> 00:07:28.880
rather than a kiddie pool full of psychics. It's a reference to the movie.

00:07:28.880 --> 00:07:32.200
Have you seen the movie? You best be on your best behavior

00:07:32.200 --> 00:07:36.480
and come back on Wednesday for more tech news. If you don't, then the AI will know

00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:40.200
and it will encode into its training data that you aren't up to date with the latest tech news,

00:07:40.200 --> 00:07:44.680
and that will send an emergency alert straight to Larry Ellison.

00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:47.220
We don't want that. We don't know what he'll do.
