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When I think about tech news, I get a fuzzy feeling in my tummy. My heart rate rises,

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my ears get cold, my palms get strangely dry as a desert. My doctor is completely at a loss.

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It may be officially time to worry about Intel. The company has been kicked out of its position

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in the Dow Jones Industrial Average, a long-time benchmark of the health of the U.S. stock market.

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And in terms of health, Intel was basically a necrotic limb that naturally had to be amplitude

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by S&P Dow Jones Indices, the company that maintained the Dow index, and replaced

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with NVIDIA, the cool new multi-trillion dollar cyber limb with AI and a kung fu grip.

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The swap reflects the loss of influence Intel has suffered in the last year,

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and the stock market isn't the only one losing faith. The U.S. government is discussing how to

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save Team Blue, as the company may be too strategically important to lose. American

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policymakers may be encouraging a merger deal for Intel's chip design business

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with perhaps AMD or Qualcomm. In the meantime, Intel is planning to reduce its workforce at

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its Israeli research and development centers, though dozens of employees have already left

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this year to work for NVIDIA, who is straight up single white female Intel at this point.

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The leaked PS5 Pro specs were wrong, something we've learned thanks to the console's unboxing

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embargo being lifted. According to Digital Foundry, the console's specs are detailed within the

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included safety guide, because nothing keeps you safer than knowledge. There were three specific

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points worth mentioning. It has a 390 watt power supply, 50 watts more than both the launch version

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and slim version of the PS5 Digital Edition. We also learned that the GPU's compute performance

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was exaggerated more than a man's height on Tinder. While leaks suggest a GPU capable of 33.5

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teraflops, it actually manages around half that, 16.7 teraflops. But the console does have 2 gigabytes

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of extra RAM, more than the 1.2 gigabytes claimed in those same leaks. Taking a more hands-on approach,

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Brazilian YouTube channel Tag performed the first teardown video of the PS5 Pro,

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which was actually against the embargo. They confirmed it has an easy access slot for the

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CMOS battery, a repairability feature not seen on most consoles. Speaking of not seen, Sony has

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removed the 8K liable from the PS5 Pro's box, just like they did with the PS5 non-Pro. But this

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time they've replaced it with a label stating it's a disc-free console, like a Surgeon General's

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warning on a pack of cigarettes, but like, way stupider. On July 7, 1967, legendary rock band

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The Beatles released a single called All You Need Is Love. They called the song that because quick bits

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hadn't been invented yet. A geekbench result for the now confirmed Ryzen 7 9800X3D was spotted by

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Everest on Twitter, showing AMD's newest gaming champion beating the 7800X3D by an impressive

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24%. The chip was apparently overclocked to achieve this from 5.2 to 5.46 gigahertz,

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but that still wasn't enough to bring this desktop gaming chip close to last week's

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geekbench results for Apple's M4 Pro and M4 Max, baby! But that's fine, this generation of chips

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from both AMD and Intel focus more on efficiency than raw power, which is why the Apple chip

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are also more efficient. What are we doing here, guys? Production of Apple's cheaper Vision Pro

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has been delayed beyond 2027 for a while now, according to insider Ming-Chi Kuo. However,

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less than a month ago, fellow insider Mark Gurman determined the headset is still due next year.

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More recently, however, Gurman suggested Apple was considering making a lower-cost glasses gadget

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that would use the computing power of your iPhone, similar glasses from companies like Xreel.

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I kind of want that to be real, not because I think it's a good idea,

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but because I'm a bad person who wants to laugh at the people who buy it. It's the little things

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in life. Even Microsoft may have finally grown tired of the co-pilot name, as rumors suggest the

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company may rebrand its AI as Windows Intelligence. Stop! The new name was apparently found reference

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in an administrative file after an unpopular new update to co-pilot. Not only is Microsoft

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basically copying Apple's Apple Intelligence, but somehow they've made Apple's AI name sound

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less stupid by comparison. Amazon and Meta have both hit regulatory snags in their plans to build

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massive nuclear-powered data centers. Amazon has been blocked from building a data center right

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next to a plant in Pennsylvania on the grounds that it might cause blackouts for other customers.

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Meta's own similar deal with another nuclear plant was thwarted when a rare species of bee

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was found living on the land earmarked for the project, proving that nature itself has turned

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on Mark Zuckerberg. And Netflix is removing 20 out of 24 of its interactive specials,

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which are basically choose-your-own-adventure movies. They're keeping the four most popular ones,

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including the award-winning Black Mirror, Bandersnatch, which I thought sucked, and Bear Grills,

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You vs. Wild, which will be a big relief for fans of dystopian horror and drinking their own pee to

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survive. Mind you, we are losing a lot of greats like Barbie Epic Road Trip, Boss Baby, Get That Baby,

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and WWE's Escape the Undertaker. And you'll find the perfect escape when you come back on

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Wednesday for more tech news. With us, the people you like. Be there.
