{"video_id":"fp_CZO9Hysi0U","title":"You Made Elijah Get an Eyebrow Slit","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2024-08-15T19:57:00.028Z","duration_s":1538,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.8,"text":"Hi Eli, it's time to get your eyebrow slit. I hate you full of plain.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.8,"end_s":7.0,"text":"This video got 3,000 likes, which I made a stupid promise","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.0,"end_s":12.3,"text":"and I'm now getting an eyebrow slit. Yippee! I'm waiting for Luke to get out of the meeting.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.3,"end_s":15.5,"text":"He's the one who gave the haircut, so it's only fair if he's the one that does the eyebrow slit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":15.5,"end_s":19.0,"text":"Would you get two slits, like one eyebrow, two slits?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.0,"end_s":23.3,"text":"I don't know, I was looking up some styles this morning because I was like, is there like a cool style?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.3,"end_s":29.8,"text":"They all look stupid. So like I, I don't know, I think I'll talk to Luke about it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.8,"end_s":35.1,"text":"Let's see what he decides. So we got tape so we can mark where you're...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":35.1,"end_s":38.6,"text":"Really? Yeah. Is this the best tape we can find?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":38.6,"end_s":45.6,"text":"The website I looked up said scotch tape is okay. And then I got these $7 razors from Walmart.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":45.6,"end_s":50.6,"text":"Beauty facial shaping razors. Sure, I don't know, I don't know how to do this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.6,"end_s":53.6,"text":"And then I got you a Sharpie. What the heck is a Sharpie for?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":53.6,"end_s":58.4,"text":"So we can mark where it's gonna be. Isn't that what the tape's for? No, it's so you don't cut other parts of the frame.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":58.4,"end_s":60.5,"text":"Oh my God. Hi Linus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":62.0,"end_s":68.5,"text":"What are we teaching Elijah about now that he's never heard of? The Floatplane video where I got my hair cut, got 3,000 likes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":68.5,"end_s":72.0,"text":"And I said if it did that I'd get an eyebrow slit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":72.0,"end_s":78.0,"text":"Fringe. So waiting for Luke to get off a meeting and then getting an eyebrow slit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":78.0,"end_s":81.0,"text":"Oh, is this just like a razor blade? Yeah, it's like an eyebrow.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":81.0,"end_s":84.0,"text":"All right, let's go. Oh jeez, holy, wow, holy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.0,"end_s":87.0,"text":"Man didn't even get the 3,000 likes, she just went for it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":87.0,"end_s":91.6,"text":"Yeah, I look worse than him. Use with damp skin.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":91.6,"end_s":94.6,"text":"Hold the razor blade at a 45 degree angle.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":94.6,"end_s":97.6,"text":"Pull skin to a focused area.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":97.6,"end_s":100.6,"text":"Hot and glide in the direction of hair growth.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":100.6,"end_s":104.6,"text":"Use feathery strokes. What the f**k is that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.6,"end_s":108.6,"text":"All right, well it's a damp skin. Maybe I need to dampen my hand.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":108.6,"end_s":112.1,"text":"Oh, it did cut a little bit. Oh my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":112.1,"end_s":116.1,"text":"I was kind of hoping this would fail. Did you really choose a Sharpie by the way?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":116.1,"end_s":119.7,"text":"This is not coming off. It's coming off. Holy f**k.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":119.7,"end_s":122.7,"text":"What? I'm eyeballing you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":122.7,"end_s":125.7,"text":"What are you Tony Stark? You like that Olympic meme.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":126.7,"end_s":130.2,"text":"I like totally take my eyeball. It's okay, that's natural.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":130.2,"end_s":134.7,"text":"That looks a small slit. What's that? Oh, it's also not straight at all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":139.7,"end_s":143.7,"text":"Okay, I need to take this off. I'm going blind and hit my eyeball.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":148.7,"end_s":153.2,"text":"Luke's here. Luke's here finally. All right, well which weapon of choice?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":153.2,"end_s":157.2,"text":"Oh wait, so we only got these? Yeah, we got these and then tape.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":158.7,"end_s":162.2,"text":"That's what the guy said. I watched a whole video on this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.2,"end_s":165.2,"text":"Oh, did you? They didn't do it this way, so it was all worthless.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":165.2,"end_s":169.2,"text":"Okay, I did a test on right there of my hand.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":173.2,"end_s":176.7,"text":"Can you guys see? I don't see any to show the camera.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":177.3,"end_s":180.3,"text":"We already showed it. It's right there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":180.3,"end_s":184.3,"text":"You can see some shorter hairs. Yeah, but these are supposed to remove it, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":184.3,"end_s":188.3,"text":"Yeah, so the action that... 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I'm literally going out with my wife.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":216.9,"end_s":217.9,"text":"No, dude!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":219.9,"end_s":224.4,"text":"How does this keep happening? Please don't mess this up. I have not told her this is happening.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":224.4,"end_s":227.4,"text":"Wait, at all? She knows, but like, she didn't know today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":227.4,"end_s":230.4,"text":"So even if I do a good job, it's a mistake.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":230.4,"end_s":234.4,"text":"Yeah. Nah, I trust Luke.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":234.4,"end_s":239.4,"text":"He did great with my haircut. I had to go get a touch up by two barbers after.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":245.4,"end_s":249.4,"text":"I don't care which eyebrow. 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This is like the most intimate I've ever been with you, Luke.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":323.4,"end_s":326.4,"text":"The haircut wasn't there? No, this, now you're like touching my face.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":326.4,"end_s":327.4,"text":"That's true.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":330.4,"end_s":333.4,"text":"See, that's not good though, because you just moved it and now the tape converges.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":333.4,"end_s":338.4,"text":"So you can end up having like a V. I just did it on purpose so Luke could touch my eyebrow.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":338.4,"end_s":341.4,"text":"I was gonna say, I don't think I've ever touched another man's face this much in my whole life.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":341.4,"end_s":344.4,"text":"Can I get your opinion on this action? 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I really wish I had trimmers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":557.4,"end_s":559.4,"text":"These last ones don't want to come off.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":560.4,"end_s":563.4,"text":"Do you want to do it like upside, like the blade like the handle upside down?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":563.4,"end_s":566.4,"text":"Do you think that would like would help? Like Spider-Man kiss?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":569.4,"end_s":571.4,"text":"I'm actually pretty confident this is going to work.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":572.4,"end_s":574.4,"text":"Finally get my Spider-Man moment.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":576.4,"end_s":579.4,"text":"Sorry, you've got some... You've got some eyebrows.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":579.4,"end_s":580.4,"text":"It's the first.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":583.4,"end_s":586.4,"text":"I think it's done. I think it's done. 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What happened?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":617.4,"end_s":620.4,"text":"I was just testing it. Yeah, doing it on that 45 degree is definitely what...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":625.4,"end_s":630.4,"text":"It just slid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":630.4,"end_s":632.4,"text":"I was just like... Oh yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":634.4,"end_s":637.4,"text":"Yeah, so doing it straight on didn't do anything.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":637.4,"end_s":641.4,"text":"That's a bit of a gap. It's really not a slit. I don't know how I was supposed to get a slit with one of these","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":641.4,"end_s":644.4,"text":"without going... without sawing, which would have just cut your eyes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":644.4,"end_s":648.4,"text":"Or doing what I just did. Yeah. Which would have taken your whole eyebrow off.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":648.4,"end_s":651.4,"text":"It is so noticeable.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":652.4,"end_s":655.4,"text":"Is it as bad as they say it is? What am I looking at?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":655.4,"end_s":657.4,"text":"Your eyebrow? You? Yes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":658.4,"end_s":662.4,"text":"What are we asking? Why does the logic look so hard? Oh god, what did you do to yourself?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":664.4,"end_s":666.4,"text":"It wasn't me. So...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":667.4,"end_s":670.4,"text":"Is it okay? Why did... Why?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":670.4,"end_s":673.4,"text":"Flow plane video got 3,000 likes and I stupidly made the joke that ha,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":673.4,"end_s":677.4,"text":"I'd get an eyebrow slit. It's entirely his fault. I think he made the slit like too wide.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":677.4,"end_s":682.4,"text":"I had a... It almost looked like a comb he had to go at it with.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":682.4,"end_s":685.4,"text":"Yeah. So if he slid too far... I didn't have like a trimmer.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":685.4,"end_s":688.4,"text":"A pair of scissors and a knife.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":688.4,"end_s":693.4,"text":"I think it goes hard, man. You just need like a hand or neck tattoos now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":693.4,"end_s":696.4,"text":"We should call the makeup lady again. What would you get?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":696.4,"end_s":699.4,"text":"Like... Gym. Nasty.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":700.4,"end_s":703.4,"text":"I don't know. Linus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":703.4,"end_s":706.4,"text":"Tip. Don't read this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":707.4,"end_s":709.4,"text":"My first time actually seeing it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":718.4,"end_s":721.4,"text":"Yeah, there's definitely like one or two hairs that I need to trim. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":721.4,"end_s":724.4,"text":"It's almost more like a this shape. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":724.4,"end_s":727.4,"text":"Slightly to it. Yeah. I think if I kept trying to fix it,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":727.4,"end_s":730.4,"text":"it would have just got worse. That's fine. It would have gotten wider and wider.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":731.4,"end_s":733.4,"text":"My wife is gonna f**king kill me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":735.4,"end_s":739.4,"text":"Here we go again, Flo Plain. Oh my God, you're right there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":739.4,"end_s":741.4,"text":"Hi. Hi.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":742.4,"end_s":745.4,"text":"You're scaring me. And you're filming me again. This can't be good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":746.4,"end_s":749.4,"text":"What happened? Do you notice it? Oh my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":749.4,"end_s":750.4,"text":"Just slid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":752.4,"end_s":756.4,"text":"Happy anniversary. Yeah, I have to go out in public with you like that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":756.4,"end_s":759.4,"text":"Yes, you do. Right, Monty? Oh, you want pets?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":760.4,"end_s":763.4,"text":"Well, thanks Flo Plain. Thanks for the likes. Thanks for supporting us.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":763.4,"end_s":766.4,"text":"Thank you so much for watching. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":766.4,"end_s":769.4,"text":"Thanks for everything. You guys are awesome. What other video?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":769.4,"end_s":770.4,"text":"Go check out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Hi Eli, it's time to get your eyebrow slit. I hate you full of plain. This video got 3,000 likes, which I made a stupid promise and I'm now getting an eyebrow slit. Yippee! I'm waiting for Luke to get out of the meeting. He's the one who gave the haircut, so it's only fair if he's the one that does the eyebrow slit. Would you get two slits, like one eyebrow, two slits? I don't know, I was looking up some styles this morning because I was like, is there like a cool style? They all look stupid. So like I, I don't know, I think I'll talk to Luke about it. Let's see what he decides. So we got tape so we can mark where you're... Really? Yeah. Is this the best tape we can find? The website I looked up said scotch tape is okay. And then I got these $7 razors from Walmart. Beauty facial shaping razors. Sure, I don't know, I don't know how to do this. And then I got you a Sharpie. What the heck is a Sharpie for? So we can mark where it's gonna be. Isn't that what the tape's for? No, it's so you don't cut other parts of the frame. Oh my God. Hi Linus. What are we teaching Elijah about now that he's never heard of? The Floatplane video where I got my hair cut, got 3,000 likes. And I said if it did that I'd get an eyebrow slit. Fringe. So waiting for Luke to get off a meeting and then getting an eyebrow slit. Oh, is this just like a razor blade? Yeah, it's like an eyebrow. All right, let's go. Oh jeez, holy, wow, holy. Man didn't even get the 3,000 likes, she just went for it. Yeah, I look worse than him. Use with damp skin. Hold the razor blade at a 45 degree angle. Pull skin to a focused area. Hot and glide in the direction of hair growth. Use feathery strokes. What the f**k is that? All right, well it's a damp skin. Maybe I need to dampen my hand. Oh, it did cut a little bit. Oh my God. I was kind of hoping this would fail. Did you really choose a Sharpie by the way? This is not coming off. It's coming off. Holy f**k. What? I'm eyeballing you. What are you Tony Stark? You like that Olympic meme. I like totally take my eyeball. It's okay, that's natural. That looks a small slit. What's that? Oh, it's also not straight at all. Okay, I need to take this off. I'm going blind and hit my eyeball. Luke's here. Luke's here finally. All right, well which weapon of choice? Oh wait, so we only got these? Yeah, we got these and then tape. That's what the guy said. I watched a whole video on this. Oh, did you? They didn't do it this way, so it was all worthless. Okay, I did a test on right there of my hand. Can you guys see? I don't see any to show the camera. We already showed it. It's right there. You can see some shorter hairs. Yeah, but these are supposed to remove it, right? Yeah, so the action that... This one's the closest to floating blue, I think. That's like a purple. I think it's technically closer, but it's a purple. And you basically just do a little feathery with the grain of the hair is what it said. I'm so f**ked, dude. I've never held one of these before. Oh, that would suck. Or I'm losing my eyebrow. All right, you got to like face me, I think. Oh. Pretty him up. It's his anniversary today. I'm literally going out with my wife. No, dude! How does this keep happening? Please don't mess this up. I have not told her this is happening. Wait, at all? She knows, but like, she didn't know today. So even if I do a good job, it's a mistake. Yeah. Nah, I trust Luke. He did great with my haircut. I had to go get a touch up by two barbers after. I don't care which eyebrow. Do you just want one? Yeah, I believe it's supposed to slant towards the tail. So like, on this angle. Whichever one you do it on. Away, like towards... Yeah, that guy looks hot, so we might as well do that one. Okay, let's go. Okay, so he looks hot, I guess. And his is kind of in the middle of his eyebrow. Do you want that or do you want near the end? I want near the end, but I think... But you want both? No, no, I'm just saying, whatever one. Which one do you want? It's up to you. Wait, what angle was it? So this way? Yeah, yeah. So if you mess up, I'll go blind. That's how I remember it. Okay, good, good, good, good. We're talking, is it like here? Or is it here? I think more left. If I put this on the side of his head, that covers part of his eyebrow. Like his eyebrow partially goes past the... I don't know, any terminology that would make any sense here. Past the like flat forward part of your face. It can wrap slightly. So I don't think I should cut it like over here. Yeah. So it should still be in front. Sure. But then towards the... Sure. I trust you. I'm just gonna let's just wing it. You said that last time. Yeah, it needed great. It just needed two extra hands. Trying not to laugh so you don't poke my eyebrow. This is like the most intimate I've ever been with you, Luke. The haircut wasn't there? No, this, now you're like touching my face. That's true. See, that's not good though, because you just moved it and now the tape converges. So you can end up having like a V. I just did it on purpose so Luke could touch my eyebrow. I was gonna say, I don't think I've ever touched another man's face this much in my whole life. Can I get your opinion on this action? Sure. Okay, so... We're trying to figure out... Yeah, we're doing an eyebrow slip form for a young Mike and I was thinking there. Does that seem like a good spot? Yeah, it seems like a good spot. You want to do left eyebrow or right eyebrow? This one. Yeah, this is alright. Okay. That was not confident but whatever. It's more confident than you were, so let's just go for it. I noticed because his eyebrows actually kind of go around. So if I did it on like the end, it would actually almost be on the side of his face. Yeah, I would, if anything, no, it's about right. That seems about right. Alright, let's just go. That has done literally nothing. Yeah, that felt like you were doing... Yeah, you can go a little harder. You were not even like pushing. How uncomfortable is this? Oh, I'm fine with this. What's more uncomfortable is hearing the door open and not know who's walking in to watch this. That was your boss. Oh, I know one who just pointed this time. No, no, hi dad. I feel like I just take the tape off. Just go for it, just go for it then. I'm fine with that. I really just ask my brother, hey, f**k me up and you just... I'll just go for it. She can't look at me, dude! I thought you stopped. I thought you stopped. All I knew was I wanted one. I'm so concentrated that his eye just goes, boop! Have we been the funniest thing? Okay. Sorry. There's no way that was funny for camera, but it was funny for me. Hold-resert, 45-degree angle. So maybe it needs to be like this to the skin or like this to the skin. Not straight on. Maybe that's what's f**king up. I'll try that. Okay. That's biting way more. Okay. Could you tell? Yeah, I could tell it was doing something. Stop it. It's like when you're getting a haircut, just like throw your hair up and down. That's what you did last time? What's up, Barbara? That's what happened last time. All right. Fair enough. Don't react like that, Sammy. Oh, holy crap. Oh, boy. I care it. Just narrow off his... He got over 3,000 likes on his Floatplane video. So I have to get an eyebrow slit. Which is about halfway done right now. Are you going to borrow a Sherrod's gross tooth? Oh, not yet. Yeah. That'll look like a real pimp. So right now... I can like look up if that you think that'll... You have an eyebrow slit that is a U instead of the line. Okay. Well, maybe you need to like just pull tighter. Maybe. And then like I can like lean back. The line is actually decently clean, I think. It is clean, yeah. Except there's still a bar. All right. Well, I mean like let's just keep going. Why do they let him work on people's hair? This is a thing now. Look what he... All my victims are joining. Oh God, that's not a good face. A slitter gap. What? Not a yet because let him finish. I'll let him make a cut. I'm still going, man. Yeah. Okay. My wife is going to be pissed. It is kind of a gap, eh? Happy? I think this way, Elijah. I can see it from here. In my defense, I don't think most people do it this way. I think they use... Luke, there's no defense for you. Try not to laugh. I really wish I had trimmers. These last ones don't want to come off. Do you want to do it like upside, like the blade like the handle upside down? Do you think that would like would help? Like Spider-Man kiss? I'm actually pretty confident this is going to work. Finally get my Spider-Man moment. Sorry, you've got some... You've got some eyebrows. It's the first. I think it's done. I think it's done. You think it's done? Holy crap, that's a weird feeling. That is a very odd feeling. What's up? What's up, Luke? What's up, Luke? Okay, I was expecting trimmers like the one blades. I was expecting a one blade and just go... and then be done. I didn't expect those going to be like... I couldn't find those. Man, you didn't go to the shop? I wanted one more. This is the only one they had. Oh yeah, this... Okay. What happened? I was just testing it. Yeah, doing it on that 45 degree is definitely what... It just slid. I was just like... Oh yeah. Yeah, so doing it straight on didn't do anything. That's a bit of a gap. It's really not a slit. I don't know how I was supposed to get a slit with one of these without going... without sawing, which would have just cut your eyes. Or doing what I just did. Yeah. Which would have taken your whole eyebrow off. It is so noticeable. Is it as bad as they say it is? What am I looking at? Your eyebrow? You? Yes. What are we asking? Why does the logic look so hard? Oh god, what did you do to yourself? It wasn't me. So... Is it okay? Why did... Why? Flow plane video got 3,000 likes and I stupidly made the joke that ha, I'd get an eyebrow slit. It's entirely his fault. I think he made the slit like too wide. I had a... It almost looked like a comb he had to go at it with. Yeah. So if he slid too far... I didn't have like a trimmer. A pair of scissors and a knife. I think it goes hard, man. You just need like a hand or neck tattoos now. We should call the makeup lady again. What would you get? Like... Gym. Nasty. I don't know. Linus. Tip. Don't read this. My first time actually seeing it. Yeah, there's definitely like one or two hairs that I need to trim. Yeah. It's almost more like a this shape. Yeah. Slightly to it. Yeah. I think if I kept trying to fix it, it would have just got worse. That's fine. It would have gotten wider and wider. My wife is gonna f**king kill me. Here we go again, Flo Plain. Oh my God, you're right there. Hi. Hi. You're scaring me. And you're filming me again. This can't be good. What happened? Do you notice it? Oh my God. Just slid. Happy anniversary. Yeah, I have to go out in public with you like that. Yes, you do. Right, Monty? Oh, you want pets? Well, thanks Flo Plain. Thanks for the likes. Thanks for supporting us. Thank you so much for watching. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. Thanks for everything. You guys are awesome. What other video? Go check out."}