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We're gonna ask you a bit about your Steam library. We've got the Steam calculator here.

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You wanna see just some stats about your Steam library, what you're up to, what you're gaming on,

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and maybe how much money you've spent. It's a little obscene, I'm not gonna lie.

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That's okay. So I wanna ask you first, how much do you think the value of your Steam account is?

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I wanna say I have like 600 games. That'd be a couple grand, let's say $2,400.

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And how many hours do you think you played in total on your account?

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Probably not that many, maybe 362.

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362 hours total, on record. I don't feel like it's that much.

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On record. Oh, well, I play a lot of Binding of Isaac and Slay the Spire.

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Probably 100 hours into this. Let's say 462.

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Your account is evaluated at $12,000,

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and that's at today's prices. Oh, that's today's prices too?

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At today's prices. And it's lowest it's valued at $3,000, approximately 3,000.

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I hope I bought everything on sale. I'm sure. That's the way to do it.

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Everything on sale. And then lastly, your total hours on record? 2,600 hours.

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2,600? I'm actually surprised. I don't feel like I played that many games,

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but I play some games a lot, I guess, more than I thought.

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More than you thought. How many games do we even have? So you have 832 games, and you played 437 of them.

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Yeah, actually that's not a bad ratio. That's not a bad ratio. 50%, that's not bad at all.

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There's some people that will have 10% of those games played, right?

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What did I say? What are summer sales? I'm a gamer. He's a gamer.

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So at the very top, can you take a guess? What are your top games? Slay the Spire. It's gotta be.

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It is Slay the Spire. Your play time? Best of all time. 238 hours.

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See, that's why I was like, there's no way I have 2,600 hours.

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My most played game is probably only 100, 200. What was your second most played game?

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Probably Binding of Isaac. Left 4 Dead 2. Oh, so I used to stream,

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and I would stream every day. Left 4 Dead 2, so that makes sense. With mods?

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Just fun. Some character mods. That's fair. You gotta play Shrek as the tank.

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There's no other way to play. And now we have some great insights into a gamer.

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A real gamer. A real gamer. Hey, Adam.

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I have some questions about your Steam account. Okay. My Steam ID.

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Oh, okay. It is my username. No.

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What? Oh, God, how do I?

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Oh, I pressed the go. I didn't look. I didn't see it. No, no, it's fine.

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It didn't even work. Can you take a guess at what the value of your account is?

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It's probably not that high. I think I have like 500-ish games.

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Okay, if everything at today's price is, I'm gonna guess, let's say, really low balling it.

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So 500 times 10 is 5,000. Say like, let's just bump it up like 7,500.

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That's a pretty good guess. Yeah? 7,349. Yo, that's pretty close.

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That's a good guess. That's pretty close. Nice. What do you think your total amount of play time is

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on your Steam account? Don't let me throw it off, because I definitely know that one of my top games

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is like a clicker game. So it's been open for like 1,000 hours. I'm gonna say it's somewhere around 3,000 hours.

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Double that number? 6,000 hours? My God, I've wasted that much of my life.

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6,185. 6,185. Wow, I really thought better of myself.

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Take a guess at what your top game is. The most played. Top most played game, because I think Time Clickers.

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It's caught, it's here at 990 hours for Time Clickers.

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Yeah, let's go. That's when you just leave open on the desktop. If you wanna like talk actual game,

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I think that my most played is probably Team Fortress 2. And Team Fortress 2 is right behind it at 940 hours.

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Yeah, that's all actual playing. What's the favorite class?

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Oh, that's tough. Soldier is my usual go-to. The only thing I probably have less than like 50 hours in a spy.

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Everything else I've played a ton. Now I need to, I do need to know one thing.

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What is the appeal to Time Clickers? I know it's like an AFK clicker, but I have to know.

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It's like just like a, it's just like a dopaminergic hit.

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Right? It just, you just, you feel good. Number go up.

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It's a, it's, it's a Skinner box. Number go boom. Tell me what your third and maybe fourth top played game is.

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Binding of Isaac's probably up there. I wonder about a Monster Hunter world. I don't know if that's right at the top.

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So your third most played game is Adventure Capitalist.

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I see another freaking idle game. And they're games you just leave on.

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370 hours. Okay, and then. Binding of Isaac at 288 hours is fourth.

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And then was Monster Hunter World? Monster Hunter World is just beneath Stardew Valley

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at number six. Oh, okay. Well, I didn't play Stardew Valley. That's all, that's all Shay.

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I mean, listen, I named the ones that I played

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as the ones like. No Stardew Valley. I don't play Stardew Valley.

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That's all my girlfriend magic. If I had magic arena in there, there would be a lot of hours,

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but magic arenas, I don't track on Steam. So you played 319 games out of 458 games.

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You know, that's pretty good. That's a good ratio. That's pretty good. I've at least tried a lot of the things I've purchased.

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I try to make sure I play everything I buy. So we're going to take a dive into your Steam library today.

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Check out what's going on. I got a lot of games. He's got a lot of games.

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We've got another gamer. And don't hit go. Don't hit go.

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K. Plou, first and foremost, how much do you think your account's value added at?

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I heard Adam make his guess. It can't be that bad because it's actually

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not my oldest account. So it's probably like five grand.

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One take, one more guess. Higher or lower.

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10,000. A little under.

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Eight grand. Closer. You're at 89.71.

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Oh my God, almost 9,000 dollars. 89 hundred dollars. Okay, that's pretty good.

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How much time do you think you spent in all those games?

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Everything combined? What are your total hours on record? I know that I have at least 4,000 hours

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in two games alone. 6,000 hours?

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I want to double that number. You're like 14,000 hours if I'm not good enough.

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But 1350. You know, they call it. 13,560.

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I play a lot of games. What do you think your most played game is

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out of all the games that you played?

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It's probably Dota 2. At like 2,200 hours or something like that?

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That is, that would be correct. 2,200 hours in Dota 2.

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Path of Exile is pretty close behind at around 2,000. Path of Exile should actually be higher

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because I played since beta when it was just a standalone client.

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And that's when I was like especially heavy into it. So that's probably more like 3,000 or something.

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To be specific, Dota, you have 2,221 hours.

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I was so close. And then Path of Exile is 1,991 hours.

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What's your third most played? This is a good one. I want to guess Counterstrike.

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You want to take one more guess. Is it Cookie Clicker? It's Cookie Clicker.

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But Counterstrike should be just under that. At like 800, 900 hours or something for Global Offensive.

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And that's a great guess. At your number four is Global Offensive at $867.

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And all in all, honestly, you said you play a lot of games. I think you're a gamer.

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So out of the 432 games you have bought,

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you've played 378 of them. It's a pretty good ratio.

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I try to play just about everything. A lot of that list is just random indie games

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because I used to review a lot of games. And so I like playing all the way through

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before I review something. So yeah, you know, I used to work in games when I'm a gamer.

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Funny thing is I've only gotten into Dota 5, 6 years ago too.

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It's not since Inception. Do you recommend people get into Dota 2?

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No. I would recommend you run away and you never play it.

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And you just do something better with your life. Awesome.

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So wait, what do you think your top game here? So that was Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.

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I played through that in two weeks. That's all just a two-week span.

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I don't use my Steam profile very much. I think that was on sale.

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And I was unemployed for a month or something

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and just had a lot of time. So I built a lot of Whirling Derivishes.

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And I'm pretty sure I beat the game on that run.

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Then Park Attack was me wanting to relive the magic of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.

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But Park Attack was a little bit more difficult.

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It's no Planet Coaster. Planet Coaster is a whole different beast, really.

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And then number three is like. Tell me about the Euro Truck Simulator 2 experience.

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Sometimes I just want to go trucking. You got to do something to justify the jugs of piss

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around your house. Nobody's going to question it as hard if you've got Euro Truck Simulator running because then

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it's just role playing. Can we talk to you about your Steam library?

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Yes. Let's take a guess first at how much your account's

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evaluated at in today's prices. In today's prices, I have absolutely no idea.

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I think I have a bit over 100 games. And I think I heard Adam say that he guessed what, $10

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per game and came out pretty close. So if we're looking at that, then we're

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looking at somewhere around, well, like $1,000.

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But I'm guessing it's a little bit more than that. So let's put it at $17.42.

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It might be a little more than that. Oh, what is it? $3,300.

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$3,300? OK. $3,296 to be particular.

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All right. I have pretty much never paid full price for a game.

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So I don't think that's accurate at all.

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You're lowest. So you're close in your lowest prices of games.

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So if you're buying lots of games on sale, for example, that means that your lowest for your library, it's $1,095.

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OK. Yeah. All right. So it's close. Not too bad. Not too bad.

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Now, if you had to guess how many hours you've played in total on your account, what would that be?

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Total hours. I think I have over 300 in Rocket League alone.

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So I'm probably sitting somewhere around 1,000, something like that.

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Double the number, and you're close. 2,000 hours. Exactly 2,000 hours.

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OK. How many work weeks is that?

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40? Yeah, that's 50 work weeks worth of gaming.

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Nice. That's pretty good, I think. My most played game is Rocket League.

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That's definitely a good guess. Because at 341 hours, it is at the top of your list of games.

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Yeah, I'm not a crazy gamer like Ploof,

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who's logged more hours in Dota than my entire Steam

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library, but you know, Rocket League's just a good game.

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I'm not particularly good at it. But it's a game that I've been playing weekly since like 2016.

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So you really rack up the hours in that amount of time. And what about your second most played game?

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What do you think that is? Second, I think is Valheim.

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I put a lot of hours into Valheim.

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That was just, because I came out during the pandemic,

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when you couldn't really do a whole lot. So I mean, my friends would just sit there for hours

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building cottages. It's a game. Love it. 250 hours in particular.

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250 hours, not bad. That's a lot of time building cottages.

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Third most played game? Is probably Dirt Rally or Elden Ring.

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It would actually be both. So third is Elden Ring at 170 hours and Dirt Rally at 170.

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OK, I had the whole wheel setup for Dirt Rally. Got super into it.

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That's an absolutely fantastic game. And Elden Ring, of course, is also great.

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Would you ever try playing Rocket League on the wheel that you used to play Dirt Rally?

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I would absolutely never play Rocket League on a wheel.

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That's a terrible idea. Hi, Emily.

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Hey. Hey, can we check out your Steam profile? Is that cool?

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Well, I mean, sure. Just don't add me and send me weird stuff.

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Let's take a guess at what you think your Steam profile is

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evaluated at. It's probably going to be at least $5,000 or $6,000.

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It might be a little higher up than that.

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I usually buy my games on discount. So in today's prices hit me.

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OK, it's like rate $29,000.

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It's a little higher up there. That's a little higher, yeah.

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Yeah. Your account value at the lowest prices, like say everything's on sale, would be $8,000.

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So you're like ballpark. OK, yeah. Yeah, because most of my library,

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with a couple of exceptions, is stuff that I got from Steam Sales or Humble Bundle.

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How many hours on record do you think your account has? Total playtime.

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I'm not sure if I could even begin to guess. Over $9,000?

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Over $9,000 would be correct at $95,63.

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I'm a gamer. That's a gamer right there. Sometimes you buy a sale bundle.

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You only really want two games, but it comes like it doesn't. Your number one most played game is War Thunder at $1,300.

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That doesn't surprise me, because a lot of the time

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I'd just be sitting at the hangar screen on War Thunder

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while I go and do something else. And then I'll just queue up whenever I want to.

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But I don't feel like I have that much active time in the game. Say that you're 0.8 hours away from 1,337 hours.

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Well, I need to open it up for what's 0.8 of an hour,

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like 50 minutes. And then never touch it again. Yeah, that's a gamer number right there.

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Yeah. Yeah, and then never touch it again. So your second most played is Metal Gear Solid 5, Phantom

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Paint. OK, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I played the crap out of that game.

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It's not often that I'll fully 100% a game. And I don't think I have all the achievements in that one.

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But I've done everything there is to do in the game. So it's such a good game.

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It is. It's such a good game. The thing is, after a while, you stop seeing the game

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and you start seeing just the objects in the game.

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And at that point, the game is kind of broken to you. You know how everything works.

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You know how far away you have to be in order to not be

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detected or what have you or what you can get away with with CQC.

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Chase, we have a question for you. Yeah. We're able to see your Steam profile.

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Can you explain the VAC ban that you got 3,000 days ago?

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Yeah, I'm on over for it, too. What'd you do?

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It was the Wild West back then, that's all.

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Guess how many hours on record you have on your Steam profile?

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Oh, like 4,000?

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A little bit higher. A little bit higher? Do you want to know how high? Seven. Maybe like, oh.

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So seven. Closer, much closer. If you doubled 4,000, you would get a million.

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Oh, so 8,000. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.

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I spent a lot of time on Steam. What other stats do I got going on? So out of the 535 games that you own,

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you've played 375 of those games. Oh, that's more than I thought.

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I thought it would be at like half. Yes. How much your Steam account is evaluated at?

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Like at today's prices, no sales price, what do you think it would be?

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I think it's like 7,000. 7,000. A little higher.

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I don't know. It's 94.21, 9,421.

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There is no way. I spent that amount of money on my Steam account.

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That's what we all say, though. Yeah. You never know.

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Could be true. I'd have to go back and look at the actual purchases. What are your top five most played games?

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I know Counterstrike is probably number one. Counterstrike, Garry's Mod, Elden Ring, or Dark Souls 3.

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And then, I don't know what the fifth one, Hollow Knight. Maybe that one took me a while.

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All great games, by the way. Yeah, 1,600.

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Call them off for two. I got 600 hours in that.

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Garry's Mod, 539. Rocket League, 326.

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I forgot about that one. Oh, and then, of course, yeah, Left 4 Dead, 290.

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What did you do mostly in Garry's Mod? Oh, basically all Prop Hunt and Trouble in Peristown,

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just like back to back. That was like all I did.

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It was a great time. So good. I wish it would come back. I agree.

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We'll do it at the next whale land. Is it a promise? I don't know.

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It's always in the roster. It can't not be. Jake, I want to see your Steam ID.

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You want to see my Steam ID? I want to see your Steam ID. Oh, no, why do you want to see my Steam ID?

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Go ahead. Steam calculator. Oh, boy.

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All right, let's see. How much do you think your account is worth on Steam?

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How much do I think it's worth? It's in the monetary value of all the games? Monetary, yeah, yeah.

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Oh. At today's prices. At today's prices?

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400 bucks. 400 bucks? A little bit higher than that.

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A little bit higher? Six. 1,017.

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So like. Oh, OK, you know, this is too bad. It's not bad.

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So even better, I didn't pay for most of those.

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So my previous company paid for those,

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because I needed them for testing. See, I don't play a lot on Steam on that EA app.

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Yeah, with my Apex Legends. Let's see that. 37, 49 hours and 46 minutes.

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I have played a lot of Apex Legends. I used to get paid to play it for testing.

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I'm the guy with the charge rifle that everyone hates in Apex.

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Or the longbow, longest kill at 630 meters. Nice.

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With who? Who's your favorite legend? I flip around.

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Right now, Fuse. I've been making Fuse.

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I played Kat for her first season, Catalyst. And I think I hit like top 1% of Catalyst players

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by kills for that season before that, Valkyrie.

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So I jump around a bit. What do you think your total play time is on Steam?

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My total play time? So we saw your 3K hours and Apex.

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I'm probably running like a dollar an hour, maybe. I don't know, 1,000 hours?

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That's actually really good. You're at 1,019 hours.

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OK, so basically a dollar an hour. Literally. OK, yeah, you know what?

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I can afford a dollar an hour. So what do you think your top most paid game is?

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One of the Civ games. Want to guess again? Oh, really?

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Is it an old game? I've never read it. You've never heard of it?

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It's not an old game. It's kind of like a resurgence of an old game.

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Oh, no. Ukulele?

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It is ukulele. Really? How many hours do I have on you? You have 253 hours in ukulele.

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What, I have how many? 253. 253.

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So I mean, showed up late tonic. I backed them on Kickstarter.

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It's a fantastic game. I'm really surprised at myself.

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That might have been left open on idle. Your second most played game. What do you think that is?

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Second most played game? Vampire Survivors.

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No, Vampire Survivors is actually low on your list. Really? That's the, looks like the sixth most played game.

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Oh, god. Your second most played game is Portal 2 at 151 hours.

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What am I doing with my life?