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Oh, you came here because you want tech news,

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and I know that, and that's why I have that ready for,

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I have it ready for you right here. It's just one second.

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Apple doesn't want to allow iPhone users to install apps from outside of the App Store,

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AKA side loading, but according to Mark, Girm's together strong Girmans.

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The company looks like it's doing the tech giant equivalent of gritting its teeth and wincing in anticipation

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of getting a very painful temporary tattoo. See, the EU's Digital Market Act

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requires gatekeeper companies like Google and Apple

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to open up their software ecosystems by March 2024.

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The Girmans, financial filings from Apple, as well as code found in the iOS 17.2 beta,

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all point to Apple preparing to allow side loading on iPhones before that deadline, so in the next few months.

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However, unlike their rollout of USB-C on iPhones,

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which also happened because of EU pressure, side loading may only be allowed in the EU itself.

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But while Apple is preparing to do the unthinkable, letting their users decide something for themselves,

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the trillion dollar company is reportedly also quietly cooking up a Hail Mary

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in the form of several appeals challenging the EU's decision to label the iOS App Store

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and iMessage as gatekeeper services.

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Apple doesn't think of itself as gatekeeping anything,

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and if they are, it's more like a girl boss gaslight

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situation, like, wow, yes, queen,

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constructive criticism isn't real. Anyway, get ready to provide a whole new level

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of tech support for your iPhone using friends. In other Apple news, concerns over the company's decision

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to limit the base model M3 MacBook Pro to eight gigabytes of RAM, sorry, unified memory,

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have been somewhat validated according to YouTuber Max Tech.

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He put an eight Gigabyte and a 16 Gigabyte M3 MacBook Pro

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head to head and found that, unsurprising to nearly everyone,

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the 16 Gigabyte laptop enjoys a sizable performance boost

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over the eight Gigabyte model, exporting photos and videos

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as much as three times faster, despite only having two times the remembering power.

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Now, enthusiasts only got more upset about Apple's decision to under-equip

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the base model MacBook Pro after the company's VP

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of worldwide marketing, Bob Borchers, totally borked himself by telling Billy Billy creator,

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Lin Yi Li, sure, that eight gigabytes of RAM

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on the M3 MacBook Pro is analogous

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to 16 gigabytes on other systems. Now, you can acknowledge that Apple software

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and hardware optimization is high art, while also being glad you weren't drinking

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some delicious 2% milk when you heard Borchers claim, because I changed my pants enough times in one day, okay?

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But hey, at least Apple used two separate NAND modules for the storage this time,

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not because people asked for that, they don't care.

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Intel has been waiting at Stern to be called out for some nonsense, so thank goodness that MSI released

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a BIOS update for its Z790 motherboards

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that enables support for the incredibly generic sounding

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Intel Application Optimization feature, or APO.

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The feature is actually pretty cool. Hardware Unbox did some testing

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with their now updated MSI boards and credited APO

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as a fix for the way Intel's efficiency cores

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or eCores handle gaming. But despite sounding like something that should work

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on pretty much any Intel chip with efficiency cores like the 12th and 13th gen lineups,

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APO only works on select 14th gen core processors.

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And when Hub asked Intel what's the deal with that,

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Intel gave a bone-chillingly corporate response.

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Intel has no plans to support prior generation products

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with application optimization. Hello, I'm a human being, I have feelings, beep boop.

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Hardware Unbox also asked Intel if they planned to support more than the only two games

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that work with APO right now, Metro Exodus and Rainbow Six Siege,

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to which Intel replied, yeah, probably.

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Oh, you got a quick bits, man, they are, they're so cool.

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I'm gonna rush today. I didn't have time to think of something amazing, okay? NVIDIA has announced the H200,

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an upgraded version of the H100 GPU,

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which is so in demand for running AI right now that the US's dollar value might get tethered to it soon.

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The H200 specs appear to be largely similar to the H100s,

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except for the memory, which is upgraded from HBM3

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to HBM3e, boosting memory bandwidth, clocks and capacity.

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The H100 had 80 gigabytes of VRAM, while the H200 has 141.

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Think about all the things you could do with that, like emulate 8.88 Gigabyte M3 MacBook Pros.

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Yeah, you're gonna do the math. RTX 4090s are still pouring into repair shops

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with melted power plugs more than a year after problems with the card's 12 volt

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high power connector were first reported, according to Alex from Northridge Fix on YouTube.

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He says his repair shop still gets about 20 to 25 4090s

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in per week, proving once and for all that the 4090 owners just didn't plug them in right, guys.

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You gotta push it all the way in. It's your fault. Thankfully, PCI SIG has now redesigned the connector,

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so hopefully future generations of financially questionable decision makers

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won't endure the suffering you have. It's not actually your fault.

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I was joking. Stop writing that comment. Australia's ports are reopening after being shut down

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by a massive cyber attack three days ago, according to DP World Australia,

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which is not related to what you're thinking of. It's actually the country's biggest ports operator,

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which still sounds a damn it. Look, the cyber attack caused huge delays and congestion,

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and some data was apparently stolen by the perpetrators who are believed to be foreign state actors.

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But all I reckon they should see whether the front fell off. Widely reported issues with SanDisk Extreme Pro SSDs

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are the result of hardware issues, unfixable by any firmware update,

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according to data recovery company, Atingo. Their managing director told FutureZone

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that some of the components SanDisk used are too big for their circuit boards,

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leading to unstable connections, which caused some components to pop off the board entirely,

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and not in a good way. I would be shocked and appalled by this

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if I didn't remember that SanDisk is owned by Western Digital. And Tesla's order agreement for the Cybertruck

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forbids owners from selling the polygonal vehicle

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for one year after it's delivered, unless you tell Tesla you want to sell it

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and give them a chance to buy it back from you. If they don't want to buy it back,

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they might give you written permission to sell it to a third party, like a hall pass,

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but for basic economic rights. If you violate this or any other provision

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in the agreement, Tesla says they may locate and disable the vehicle electronically.

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And really, I mean, this should all make sense if you bought a Cybertruck.

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It's not a normal truck. It's ugly.

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But you're beautiful inside and out, and that's why I know you're gonna come back

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on Wednesday for more tech news. It's just who you are, you know.

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We love you for that. Please.
