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Unbox two of them? Oh. No, bigger.
Welcome to my unboxing of three fire trucks.
Wow, that is preschool grade quality right there.
It's not big enough.
Welcome to my unboxing of my very own real fire truck.
Say hello to my beautiful 1993 HUB Pumper built right here
in Abbotsford, British Columbia. Pumpers, also known as engines, combine powerful water pumps
and large tanks with big red here pumping 1,050 gallons
a minute from its 1,500-gallon tank, along with plenty of room for ladders,
as well as basic firefighting and medical tools. Before we look at the inside, though,
this is my first time seeing Falcon here in person.
So I figure we should do a quick walk around, as well as share some of her history.
Our Wee Woo machine has served in several places across our beautiful province of British Columbia
before retiring from public service and landing in the hands of a private operator.
We bought it off them for just under 25,000 US dollars,
which feels honestly like a steal, doesn't it?
Since this pristine boy has just under 30,000 kilometers
on it, that is exceptionally low for a machine this old.
Most fire trucks are retired at around 100,000 kilometers.
I am not a firefighter. I assume this is a power plug.
Yup. Hey, we got the big fire hose and the less big,
but still pretty big fire hose. This is where it poops.
Down here, we've got what appear to be corresponding suction for these bad boys.
You could pull. Oh, I drained it. Well, I mean, I guess it was labeled pull to drain,
so it works. And apparently we have all the parts to operate this pumper,
but we don't really have an instruction manual, so that'll be part of the fun tomorrow.
I'm just figuring out how all of this works. Okay, all across this side, we got, oh, hey, look at that.
I got my very own portable type nozzle, not for electrical fires made in Taiwan.
Okay, I guess they store all the stuff they need in here
for fighting fires. This is where your glass master goes.
You can master the glass. Ah, yes.
A bag. Ah, but what about second bag?
Ah. This is that ASUS ROG Flow convertible.
It's a laptop. It's a gaming tablet thing. Most importantly, it has an AMD Ryzen AI Max Plus
processor in it with incredibly powerful integrated graphics.
Like I was playing Blacksmith Mookang on this thing. It's Microsoft Copilot Plus ready.
This thing's freaking cool. What else we got here? Some DIY work grounding.
Oh, oh, she's on a drawer.
Oh yeah, buddy. You gotta plug that into something.
Oh God, that's powered.
What is that? 600 volts DC to something water resistant.
This thing is a 5,000 watt generator. Yes it is, wonderful.
And that my friends is why only qualified personnel
should something, something, et cetera. Okay, let's go around the back.
Yeah, if you guys wanted to kill me, this would be a way to do it. We got an AED around here, what?
You actually do. Okay, oh my God, is that a bird?
There's a dead bird in there. Is that real? I mean, I think so.
Oh, I have a bit of a necrophobia thing.
I'm actually going to want someone to remove that. If you guys want to see all the behind the scenes,
by the way, LMG.GG slash Floatplane, we're going to have a whole week of April Fool's Prep,
including the original meeting months ago where we came up with this ridiculous plan.
I think we only have one take. Because I think if it falls, it's going to break.
Here, Reese, let's lose this too. It's got some feather debris on it.
I'll just, yeah, it's fine. Okay.
Do you want to get on top? With that, yeah, I want to get on top. Oh, first I'm going to open this
and hope there's nothing like a fricking dead otter in it or something.
What a thing. All right, let's go up top. So I guess you just kind of give her the old,
I guess all your ladders and everything go up here. Yeah, there's also rails on the side too, but.
What'd you say about birds inside? Hopefully none, no more. What is this bad boy?
Do we have any idea? I think that's a, for the ladder. Yeah, it's some kind of ladder, something it seems like.
Ha ha ha, ergonomic.
We got another kind of storage rail thing over here on the other side.
You just kind of put something on the rails there.
Give her one of those. Question for you, are we allowed to have these?
Oh yeah, just not on the road. Okay. How am I supposed to like get down from here?
Exactly like this. This side around, we got more of the same.
Hey, oh buddy. It came with hoses.
Let's go. I don't know if they work or not, but I guess we're going to find out tomorrow.
That's a big old cable tie. What else we got here?
Oh God. Okay. Yeah, same guy, you know, put your bodies in there.
Diesel fuel kind of goes in there, I guess. There's a, you know, cap, such so that other things
don't get in.
Hey, with an authentic rag. We can throw that out.
Nope, I'm keeping it. I paid for it.
Okay, I don't know what these are, but they're on both sides.
Okay, it's got a hinge that sounds like it breaks every time you close it. Hey, so that you can start the fire you need to put.
Why is there firewood in it? I think for exactly that. We don't know, do we?
This is a drain for the whole ass tank. I think, and it's empty.
There shouldn't be any water in it. Oh my God, there's birds coming out.
No. I'm kidding, there's no more birds. There's no more birds. Don't let us use it.
Yeah, that was sad. I'm sorry I joked about it. Okay, number one, number three discharge.
Oh, we're missing a cap, hey? Yeah, and this is broken too.
We busted a cap. So if you look here, there's like a cap. Oh.
So we think it wasn't broken when we had it inspected. We think it froze during the transport
and like there was water in there and it froze and expanded. Oh, that's a downer.
It shouldn't be an issue. There's so many other inlets and outlets. Here, come on up here, Andrew.
Oh, dude, buddy. Have you ever seen so many levers in your life?
Look at her go. Relief valve control, the pressure open and closed.
Got your throttle here. Prime the pump, pump cooler, engine cooler.
Damn, Daniel. Last thing of note up here is this outlet
that you can attach a water turret to. Oh, buddy. We didn't get one, they're a little expensive.
What's expensive? Several thousand. Several thousand dollars.
Hello. Oh. Cheep, cheep, cheep. Stop.
Okay, what's down here? Oi. Okay, so we got some kind of cooler.
Man, these are serious business fans. Look at these metal blades.
Jebus. These are 12 volt. How many fucking amps are they?
These are 46 watt fans. Sure, sure thing they're bub.
So where's the pump? There's your pump.
She's iron boys. Man, we're not even going in the cab next.
We gotta go in the back, in the ride along area. Oh, dude.
Man, all my friends, let's go. Got the oxygen tanks here.
Oh, look at that, got the spare. Dude, this is sick.
Before anyone corrects it. Yeah, I know it's not pure oxygen in there.
That would be incredibly dangerous. There we go, man.
You hear that quality? Did you hear that quality, sir?
Now that's a door. They don't make them like they did back in 1993, boys.
Up we come. Pump engaged when lit.
Pump, power shift, mirrors, heat. You got heated mirrors, boys, in 1993.
Woo, look at this wheel. Hey, what am I looking at here?
Oh, we got that beacon. Got the front warning, intersect light.
Oh, look at that. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Oh, whoa, we got power?
Oh, we got power, boys. Breaker, breaker, this is a back up one,
back up one to the lab team. We have one to do in a quick stop.
Pass up the fire and cut the hand. You may wish to plug your ears.
Everyone plug your ears. Oh.
Oh my God, Jesus.
Can we get in trouble for letting out a siren on private property?
No, you're fine. Are you sure? No.
What's phaser? Oh God.
That's outside lights. Oh yeah, that's top light. Wow, let's go.
Let's just turn on all the lights. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Everything's going, let's go. Hey, hold on, there's someone pulling in.
Hey, stop right there. Ah, ah, ah. Oh my God.
I got a fire truck. Wait, what?
The engine's just like right there.
Got some acoustic deadening panel or whatever.
That's crazy. It just has an engine hatch, just like right here.
Oh, you haven't seen nothing yet. Check this out.
Oh dude, never mind opening up the access hatch.
This is crazy. The whole cab just goes up and boom, that's it.
That's the engine right there. What is this? An 8.3 liter Cummings engine.
Spoken like someone who has no idea motor things.
No, apparently it was a really common engine in buses, fire trucks, military vehicles back in the day.
It was known for its reliability, although I found a big list of like usual repairs
that really freaked me out. Oh, you mean Cummings? Yeah, Cummings.
Enough about that though. I want to see this thing pump.
Hey, this is convenient. And look at this, one of those handy dandy fire hydrants.
Hold on, I'm on the phone with the city. I don't think we're actually allowed to use this fire hydrant.
We're gonna have to figure something else out. I mean, it's not even on city property.
We're gonna need to speed this up if we're gonna get down with the wetness. So we've got the team here upping our flow game.
Wow, look at that limited edition lttstore.com first extinguisher water bottle,
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Did I mention lttstore.com? Anyway, how are you guys doing?
Is it full yet? Not yet because.
There. In all seriousness though,
this is our strat of fire hydrant and we did get permission to use it.
So how does it, I've never operated a fire hydrant.
Have you, David? I've watched a vid, no, stop! That's the one that opens up the flow, right?
The flow, so these ones open up? So these just open up the thing. Yeah, ideally we would have like a portable fire hydrant
that helps with back flow, but I think we are going to do it raw, baby.
We really actually don't know how to do this. And the one guy who got the briefing
on how the truck works and everything is work from home today.
You dick. So you're actually supposed to like, dick.
Flow without anything to clear debris and stuff. Okay, so what, you watched a YouTube video or what?
You got, that's how I'm an expert. Oh yeah. Okay.
Oh yeah, there we go. Hey, she's clean. I would drink that water.
We'll go full, full, full, full, full flow.
Real firefighters watching this be like, oh my God.
I'm sorry, plants. Oh wow, no, that is really dirty.
Oh, that's gross, dude.
That's how I imagine a bantha peas. So now we know how that works.
Let's attach hoses. Truck came with a couple of hoses. We can try those.
Sure. Those won't work. They won't work? They won't work?
Okay, so we got new, oh, it's heavy. Okay, I still can't believe
that there's just firefighter supply stores and you just go there and buy this stuff.
I think you're supposed to extend them before you use them. Oh wee.
How did you do this? I'm gonna get knocked on my ass by this thing, aren't I?
I'm sure you're not supposed to drag it across the like jagged ass ground.
I'm sure it's durable enough. Look, firefighters, hi, we're doing everything wrong.
This is not a firefighting tutorial. Oh, look at it go.
That's pretty cool. I really don't wanna break anything because everything looks expensive.
Yeah, did the strata tell us what happens if we break the fire hydrant?
I assume we just pay for it, right? Like how much kind of fire hydrant cost, $10?
So that goes into suction? Here, number two suction, right?
Oh, just as dirty as the other thing, nice.
My heart is racing. Number two suction. Apparently they drive around with these things full.
What was the reason for that again? Just so that they can like start attacking a fire
as soon as they get there. Okay, she's a quarter full.
Should we connect our other hose and nozzle? Yeah, we can connect the hose and nozzle.
Okay, what are you even hooking up to, David? Discharge.
Number two discharge. We need the nozzle wherever that got to. It's around here somewhere, I just saw it.
Hey, David, before you do that, should I open it up?
You'll have to. Okay, number two discharge is open.
Oh, I've got water. Should we have like two people on this hose?
Geez. Oh my God, she's rock hard.
Okay, no pressure.
This doesn't seem right. Oh, it's coming.
The other way, other way. No, it gets like more straight.
There we go. That's it. Do we have like a crappy nozzle?
Maybe. Yeah, there's no way that's all she's got.
Hold on, where's the nozzle that came with it? Do you know where the nozzle that came with it is?
Oh, here. How do we attach that? Let's try this.
Let's find out. Oh, it's wet. That's not going to be easy.
What a guy. It looks cooler. Yeah, that looks better.
Let's give her the beans.
Whoa, there we go. That's the one. Okay.
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and see if it works. This guy.
Man, yeah, you can really, you know, hit the building with it.
Hopefully no one's coming out. Hey, look, it's Dennis.
Oh, sorry, Alex.
So loud, what are they doing? I see the lights on.
I saw a face.
Oh, sorry, Alex.
Wow, what are they doing? I see the lights on.
I saw a face.
Oh my goodness. Can I just take a couple pictures of this?
Why? For no reason. I don't want to adapt this to anything at all.
Oh, we'll be adapting it to things.
Look at that, look at that pressure, buddy. Can you wash my car?
I really don't think that's a good idea. Tell you what, you can do it.
Okay, I think it's fine. Alex, you only wash my front.
Look at all this. Well, you have your Windows open, you f***ing guy.
That's why I didn't spray the car anymore.
If you stripped off his paint, that's his problem.
Hi, Andy.
Don't worry about it.
Is that it for this segment? Yeah. Let's go get ready for emergencies.
I don't know what kind of emergencies we're going to have, but dang it, we are going to be ready for them.
Are you ready for them? Let's go!
To be clear, I don't know exactly what kind of emergencies
our truck's going to be kitted out for, but what I do know is that I want to be ready for them
when they happen. So, I had the team put together an advanced
rapid alert system, hopefully one that even I can't miss.
Geez. Let's go, let's go. That's not a drill.
Wait, I don't have a crew.
Oh, don't you worry. I got you the hardest firefighting crew in the entire country.
Wait, hottest. Hit it, boys!
David, they don't have shirts. Yeah, that's for the calendar shoot.
You like that? Ready.
You guys are doing great. Now, unlike these new Firewall Department T-shirts
that you can actually buy right now, you're going to have to wait a little while
for our 2026 Fire Department Technology Calendar.
Are we doing that? Oh, yeah. Good gravy.
In the meantime, I can't stop thinking about all the incredible things
we want to do with this truck. Turning it into a mobile gaming LAN center.
Oh, man. Cooling a computer using the fire hose that's coming off of it.
This is going to be a lot of fun.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. If you guys can think of any great ideas
for what we can do with a real actual fire truck,
let us know in the comments. And if you're looking for another video to watch right now,
maybe check out the time that we cooled a PC with concrete.
It actually worked.
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I don't know what you're talking about. Don't jump.