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Are you on the safety committee? Yes, I am. But I don't know electrical stuff. Oh, wow. Not cool. They just shipped it to me like that. I don't know. Well, at least I know they meant well. See, they mean well. What do you do? I don't think you do anything. Oh, you're a switch. Well, we won't worry about the switch for now. Yeah, you're good there. Or yeah, you're doing great. Just stand like that. Kind of a workout. It's heavier than it looks. No, it's very heavy. But in the interest of being a fair and equitable employer, I'm going to have you lift it, though, because I don't want to discriminate. No, it's good. Unless I ask for help. Distraction! Let's think about this. That is jank. I was doing it all custom and then by the time they gave me the price, I felt really bad to just be like, sorry, no. So I was like... Thanks, AMD. Yeah, thank you, because I would not be able to afford this on my own. There is a remote. So I don't know if the remote does anything. Not that one, like an actual remote. There's a remote? Yeah, can you hold this for a sec? Yeah. Thanks. Yeah, not because I needed help. Or wait, because... I needed help. Okay, good, yes. This. I see. Well, we'll need a controller for that, but I'm having a very hard time figuring out where this goes in line, so I'm just going to pick a random one. That seems to be the intent. I mean, nothing would surprise me at this point. Did you put batteries in it by any chance? How many? Two? Two, yes, please. Those look very corroded. I managed the batteries in our house. I'll pick the ones that are not corroded. Going out of my way to be as awful as possible today under the pretext of it being, you know, for the theme of the video. It was actually a lot of fun so far. I promise I'm actually not awful. Can you lick this battery? No. Yeah, I wouldn't do anything anyway. Okay. Okay, so they might be dead. Okay, do you have a remote control somewhere that we can steal from? Oh, they're triplets. Oh. Yeah! You have a rechargeable and a disposable together. I work with what I got, okay? Okay, well let's do a tech tip, shall we? Okay. You should never mix rechargeable and disposable batteries because their nominal voltages are not the same. So what'll happen is you've got the one cell running it anywhere from 1.45 to 1.55 volts and you've got the other one running it, usually between 1.2 and 1.25. That can be hard on the batteries. It can be hard on the device. So it's really not recommended. But if it still works? For now... I mean... Can I get some AAA batteries for my AMD upgrade, please? I don't know, do you have any budget left after you blew $1,000 on a rabbit sign? They couldn't say no at that point. And in fairness to her, I am about to use these batteries together because I know that they work. But no, that's bad. I shouldn't be doing this. This is an interesting choice and one that I'm seeing more and more people make. Peace. I was not putting my foot on your speakers. I was in crane stance, which by the way doesn't put any weight on the speakers. That's not what I saw. Rewind the clip. Gaslighting works a lot better when you're not filming it. I'm very excited. You mean you have been very excited because you've clearly been using it already? I tried to hide it as well as I could and then just turned on in the box and I was like, uh... Let's see. On the stairs. Yeah, on the stairs. I will try not to step on the rabbits, but they might get kicked a little. We're all in agreement. As long as they don't get stepped on, they can't... They are not getting stepped on or kicked or hurt. I feel like I should scoot it this way. Yeah, yeah, sure. Just maybe not while they're back there. Because I think they can survive kicks, maybe not so much a... A momentum of the... That is so mean. What's not mean for them to survive? It's good. No, I'm not going to kick them. I'm saying that hypothetically, if they were to be kicked... They are not being kicked and not hypothetically, either. How about over there? Actually, no, how about over there? Definitely a new experience for me. This is my upgrade. And it's my birthday. And it actually is her birthday today. Which I don't know. I took her word for it too. So maybe it isn't. You're supposed to know. Luke and I have a really good system for birthdays worked out. If it occurs to either of us within sort of two weeks plus or minus, we'll fire over a quick message, be like, yo, it's your birthday sometime around like now. So that's cool. And if we don't acknowledge it, it's totally cool. My soulmate. Second soulmate. That's amazing. They look so big and they manage to get right past. There's almost no meat on them. They're just fluff. If you feel them, they're just pure fluff. Well, don't feel them like that. They don't like that. Yeah, you kicked them a few times. Well, no, I didn't kick them on purpose. What the... And there's no... Did you cool it on the bunny kicking jokes? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to keep making them. But I don't have to all be in the edit. That's all I'm saying. Every time I just made a bunny kicking joke compilation. Excuse me. Excuse me. I can't tell the difference between talking to another voice and talking to another voice. Why would I talk to another voice? They're the same. Oh... Fairness, I mean. We kind of have it coming. What are you saying? You're trying to sell crazy rabbit lady. You've done a really good job. I just love them. I love them so much. You know, like sometimes I'll be like if I'm feeling sad or something, like one time I was crying because it was like two days, right? And then Peanut just jumps on the couch like as I start crying. And then he's like as if he knows. And then I stop crying and he's like alright, you're good. And then he jumped off and went back to playing. That's so cute though. It's like how did you know what was sad? I think it's a giant neon rabbit. Yeah. And tastefulness was in the review mirror a long time ago. What? Okay, in all seriousness, I think you should center on the wall and not worry about the lines. That's my gut feeling. Or I actually do really like it above the setup. I like it there, but there's a lot here and there's nothing here. And I just hate this bare wall. But how fun of a mural canvas would this be? And how disrupted would it be if it had neon rabbits in front of it? Wait, what? Disrupted? Yeah, like you wouldn't be able to do a cool mural here if you had rabbits in the way. But they're the centerpiece. But how would you paint behind it? Who said I'm painting? It's a mural wall. Who said that? Are you painting? It's happened before, but not a mural, that's for sure. Have you ever seen my art? Have you ever been in the 105 washroom? You know that weird scorpion wolf thing? That's the best thing I've ever drawn. What style do you say? No, really? I was in grade eight. Yeah. That's very kind of you. I thought you were like five though. When you did it. The kindness started out here. And then I got comeuppance. What was that staples job? That was easy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's no power outlet. Oh yeah. Are we running an extension cord? Can you make it pretty? I can't make wireless power. Your line is decked up. Why not? Never seen the office. I told you this. You're so young. I hate you young people. That's not nice. When people are inexperienced, it causes me emotional frustration. Yeah, at least I'm going to say the same joke as Alex is by chance. Well, I feel like Tide Pods, there you go. Was it millennials? It was not. It was kind of, I don't know. It was Gen Z. I think we were involved. I wouldn't say we, I didn't do it. Me personally. Are you guys tired yet? I'm good, I'm just leaning. I think it actually needs more busyness. You get the bunnies in there, then you get like some vinyl, like vine decals or something. No. All right, well, I'm back to holding duty. Okay, this is where it's going. Why vines? They're rabbits. No, it's millennials. They like mine. Oh my gosh. Wow. It's so dumb. Yeah, you don't have to call them dumb. I'm going to file an HR for Ariana. This is great, though. Now she sees firsthand why these things happen on set. It's a really heightened emotional state that we're in all day. F*** you, Eli. Okay, no, come on. I was wondering if maybe we could save a trip to the hardware store by looking for some screws that Ariana already owns. She said maybe there's something in the shed. Not going to lie, I am not super hopeful. Wait, really? You don't have a light in here? I mean, you have all these zip ties. Who are you trying to tie up? That's not from me. That's from the previous people. So this is a murder ship. No. How do you know that? Perfect. Okay. Wait, we're shooting to put you out of here. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're busy. Sorry, very busy. Can I see that? Hi. Wow. Wait till she sees the chef cross to my butt. What? Nothing. It matches the other bamboo colored stuff. Yeah, kind of. Kind of. It's close enough. If you're happy, I'm happy. Just stay right there. Stay right there. Yeah, right there. It's perfect. Yeah, don't fall on the rabbit. I don't think it could survive it. Yeah, but I don't have a... Kicking them on the other hand. Probably fine. I don't know if you'd survive Ariana. Could anything but alcohol be in a vessel like this? You can smell it then. Alcohol smells like I've never had alcohol. That's a lie. No way. I don't know what it smells like. Really? She's so short of saying that's cool. Yeah, it's not cool. I don't pretend it is. You know what? I think you did a great job of the cable management. Is that sarcasm? No. Was that sarcasm? No. And we can all agree on that. Thank you, Linus. Get it? We have an accord. It's an accord. It doesn't matter. Okay, bye. She laughed! It counts! Got her! Are you sure the Xbox is running? Then you should go out and catch it. This is so bad. Hey, and there's this chair too. Where'd the chair come from? IKEA. What? You can't threaten me like that. She was like, IKEA! I think what we're going to end up doing is putting a tiny hole in that back corner, putting this, just like back here, just chilling, moving some air around. We put a plant in front of it. No one's the wiser. I'm not, so yeah. Do they all... The door was open, so I just... What did this do to you? You whispered in a bow. Nothing, nothing. It's two brothers hanging out. Cool, then. Sorry, sorry. Legitimately an accident. Okay, cool. So we need to spray paint it with that anti-rusting. Anti-rusting? The clear coat. What's this thing made of? What? Not all metals rust. What? Is that a thing? Really? I thought metal was metal, bro. What are our educational standards for hiring? Transcript. I don't think that's quite indicative of how you do in your... High school is such a long time ago for people. I mean, not for him. I'm like ten years out of high school. Yeah, you're a kid to me. Oh my goodness! Oh, I thought it was falling. What? That's been there the whole time! No, this is officially the exception to my rule. You may have your TV above your fireplace. Okay, yeah. It's because it's just from here. Yeah, exactly. But if it was this big and there was a whole mantle, banned. Yeah, don't do that. Fire hazard. That's actually the reason we do these upgrades. So I can go into people's houses and find out if they do that and get rid of them. There's one? Sure."}