WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.000 Where did Aunt Goanna's dip this? Look, that's me. 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:06.000 Do I still look like that? No. 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:10.000 No? You look way better. I look better all the time. 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.000 That's not making it into the video. It has to. 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:16.000 That is the best part. Clearly coached. 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:19.000 Clearly coached. Okay. 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:23.000 It's just dust. Yeah, it's gravy juice. 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:26.000 It's called dust. 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:31.000 Yeah, sure. See, man, normally I'm super into PCs, 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:34.000 but this one makes me kind of... 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:37.000 Can you remember that time I traveled 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:41.000 across the border for you to smuggle something? I do, actually. 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:46.000 Wait, tell us about that story. It was an exchange for anything I wanted at the mall. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:49.000 And I picked a $20 shirt. 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:52.000 And if I had known better, I should have picked something. 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:56.000 You should have picked something way better. I, man, I got off so easy on that. 00:00:56.000 --> 00:01:00.000 So I got caught trying to smuggle firecrackers over the border the day before. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.000 I didn't want to see it. So I'm glad you are. Yeah, whatever. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:07.000 Statue of limitations. The point is, the next day I was like, 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:10.000 well, I need them for my brother's birthday. 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:13.000 And obviously, I can't do it because I just got caught. 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:16.000 So I had her mule removed for an old man. 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:21.000 And I'm just, like, innocent, naive little sister 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:25.000 at this point, like, I'll do it, sure. Yeah, how bad could it be? 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:29.000 Well, thankfully, I am kind of innocent looking, I think. 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:32.000 And I didn't get caught. Yeah. You did get pulled over again. 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:38.000 I did. So. Well, the thing is, I had the receipt in my car. 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:41.000 Well, that was smart. For that day. Oh. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:46.000 Really? So they knew I had bought firecrackers again. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:51.000 So they searched my car. I was like, you're a magician. 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:54.000 Then they left the receipt on my dash. 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:57.000 Did they? They did. Do you still have it? 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:00.000 No, I don't. Aw. But they obviously didn't find anything. 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:03.000 They were like, you're free to go, but they left it there. Like, we knew it. 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:07.000 We know what you did. We know what you've done. It's not a bad little machine. 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:11.000 It's, I think, what was it, like 3770 or something like that? 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:14.000 The crazy Russian was trying to steal this from me. 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:18.000 That doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't go by that anymore because, you know, 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:21.000 Russia and all that. Slav. Slav, he prefers. 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:26.000 Ivan. I remember this one time, I found out that one of the, like, 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:29.000 customer care guys or something, someone from RMA or something, 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:32.000 had been tasked with carrying something up to her office. 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:36.000 So I came over and I was like, I'm Esther. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:39.000 That's not even that heavy. You can move it. 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:42.000 What was it? Did I task him or did somebody was like, hey, 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:45.000 you should help her carry that up the stairs? They can't help themselves. 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:50.000 They're pathetic nerds. I think that was more of a likely story because I can carry some stuff. 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:53.000 I know you can. I can carry this. Yeah. 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:58.000 Yeah. Varsity basketball team. I carry my PC all the way here from the island. 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:05.000 That's true. I think somebody made an offer and I gladly accepted. 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:10.000 It's not your fault at that point. Remember the time I made you a tuna sandwich? 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.000 And I was like, oh, this is so good. 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:18.000 And you're like, do you want it back? No, I don't want it for that. 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:23.000 You don't? Wow, what an asshole. 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:28.000 You're very kind. I remember the time you made something though. 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:33.000 Was it cookies? They were inedible. 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:37.000 I, those were the worst. I had blocked this memory. 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:42.000 Those were the worst cookies I've ever encountered in my life. Didn't you substitute some critical ingredient? 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:45.000 No, I just forgot flour. Right. 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:53.000 Wow. Critical. Yeah, well, you substituted flour for nothing. 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:56.000 And her dad was so nice about it. 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:59.000 He ate almost the whole thing. Yeah. 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:02.000 They were very good, minus the texture. 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:05.000 Supportive. I mean, you have a very supportive family. 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:08.000 There was nothing redeeming about those cookies. 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:11.000 You could ask my dad. He would say otherwise. 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:16.000 Yeah. I would say the same thing about my daughter's cookies too. 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:19.000 Good. That's every dad's shot. 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:27.000 Yours? I owe you nothing. I am right down there slumming it with Luke and Esther and my wife. 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:30.000 We get each other. Yeah. 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:35.000 You know what's funny is it's not just her and her sister. It's the whole clan. 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:38.000 They're all, they're all like that. 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:43.000 It was amazing. We went overseas. We're talking family members that these people haven't even met. 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:48.000 And I'm like, you are all identical. 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:53.000 Seriously. That trip back to Malaysia, Mirnai, was very enlightening for me. 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:56.000 Don't generalize. I'm not generalizing. 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:59.000 I met these people. These people. 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:02.000 Yes. These people I'm talking about. 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:07.000 That was not a you people. Don't, don't, don't drag race into this. 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:14.000 All right. Okay. We're going to install two fans on this tower cooler that is way over specced for the CPU. 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:18.000 One of those fans would have done a perfectly good job. And the reason is... 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:33.000 I'm miming the answer. I don't know what I can't talk. 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:36.000 Okay, let's try again. 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:52.000 In case one of the fans dies. 00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:59.000 Oh, that's great. Hold on. 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:09.000 I told you guys he was fun. 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:13.000 I said that wrong. And eye makeup destroyed. 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:16.000 Got him. 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:20.000 Let's go for the whole face makeup. 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:23.000 Can you stop making me laugh? 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.000 Okay. 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:37.000 Okay. That's great. I'm composed. 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:44.000 Sort of. They told her to hire someone and didn't give her any money, so... 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:49.000 You put two and two together and there's Riley and I had one other intern. 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:56.000 And they did a great job. You find a cheap enough person, they'll solve that problem. 00:06:56.000 --> 00:07:01.000 And then I went on that leave twice and they held the fort and they did a great job. 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:05.000 And I got them hired and then... They took your job. 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:08.000 No, I went on that leave again. 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:11.000 And then you took him. Yeah, I did. 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:14.000 No, no, no, no. 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:18.000 Because I didn't take Riley, okay? 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:22.000 I quit NCIX and someone needed to run the channel. 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:25.000 Yes. So he joined the NCIX Tech Tips team. 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:31.000 After, yeah. Everything went down. I actually take him until later when NCIX went down. 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:34.000 Is it supposed to go in? Oh, yeah. 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:38.000 That's what she said. Can we stop with those jokes? 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:45.000 No. You would think as soon as you became my official brother in law, you would stop with those jokes. 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:48.000 Yeah, I mean you'd think a lot of things, man. 00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:52.000 You'd think 18 years of your sister's influence, I would have grown up a little bit. 00:07:52.000 --> 00:08:00.000 Just a little. Just a little bit. But I've been with her as long as either of us existed without the other? 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:03.000 Really? Yeah. That's profound. 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:06.000 Well, no, it's just math. Right. 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:09.000 Yeah. Which we discovered. Isn't that wild? 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:12.000 It is wild. Congratulations. Yeah. 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:16.000 18 years. Is that coming up, mate? 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:20.000 I don't know. 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:23.000 I just know that I'm through. You're right. You're not that profound. 00:08:23.000 --> 00:08:31.000 Yeah, no. It's just strictly math. I just know that I'm late 36 and we met at like late 18. 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:34.000 So we must be kind of there. 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:37.000 Wow. Yeah. Yeah, math's not my spot point. 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:42.000 And because I'm younger, and I've known you much for just about the same amount of time. 00:08:42.000 --> 00:08:45.000 Just about your whole life? Yeah. Pretty much. 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:48.000 My whole life. That's right. 18. 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.000 Yeah. She's really young. 00:08:51.000 --> 00:08:56.000 We're not going to go there. 00:08:56.000 --> 00:09:01.000 I am very young. Should I shake it? Like, so it falls out of the box? 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:06.000 I'm just kidding. I'm not that bad. 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:09.000 I finally figured it out. 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:15.000 Why do people do stuff for you? Because you just like look so helpless that they just can't help it. 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:19.000 They have to leap to your rescue. 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:23.000 That is not kind. Let me see if I can figure out how to open this door. 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:27.000 I can open a box. I just wasn't used to doing it. 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:33.000 Show casing. Let me turn it around the box before I can open this. It's like, I need to go to sleep tonight. 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:37.000 If you spin it enough times, it's like, open me. 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:41.000 The sun, yeah. 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:47.000 Life just kind of figures itself out, you know, when you do that. 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:51.000 That's great. Do you know why your sister didn't change her name? 00:09:51.000 --> 00:09:56.000 This you can include. Because it costs about $50. 00:09:56.000 --> 00:10:00.000 She is way cheaper than me. 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:05.000 I'm not about to spend another $50 to change it back. 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:09.000 I'm just kidding. I actually like my last name. 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:13.000 I was very happy to stop being a hoe. 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:16.000 That is the actual reason though. Is it really? 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:19.000 That is really the reason. It's hilarious. I know. 00:10:19.000 --> 00:10:23.000 That's quite funny. I know. She is legitimately the actual cheapest person. 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:31.000 I know. It's amazing. I still remember back when we used to like swing by and get like milk or something. 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:37.000 And she would actually save the receipt so that she could get like the $3.14 from your 00:10:37.000 --> 00:10:42.000 parents or whatever in reimbursement. I was like, I was like, really? 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:45.000 Yeah. Does it matter? 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:48.000 She still does that to me. 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:51.000 You still do that to her. 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:54.000 Do you watch? You guys are both like that. 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:57.000 There you go. Maybe that's the same that I'll never end. 00:10:57.000 --> 00:11:00.000 Did you watch the one with my sister? I did. She's so cute. 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:03.000 She's very endearing. Oh, she's great. 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:07.000 I feel bad for ripping on my sister and she's not here to defend herself. 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:12.000 Oh, she knows all these things. Or roast back. I have a microphone ready for her if she wants to come defend herself. 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:15.000 Yeah, if we want to really get the stories about Esther. 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:19.000 I mean, I didn't either until she was six or whatever the math works. 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:23.000 Because she's very young. I like this. 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:26.000 We should keep it this going. Yeah. 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:34.000 We'll just tell all the family members. It really didn't help that occasionally like, you know, I would make dirty jokes because 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:40.000 I do. Remember that one time that Netlink started with you popping your head out from under 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:45.000 the table? No. Did that air? 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:49.000 I have to confess that I did not think that one through. 00:11:49.000 --> 00:11:52.000 Did this air? I think so. 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:58.000 Did it really? Yeah. So I'm just, I'm just standing there and the episode starts and then you pop up from 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:02.000 under the table and I'm here and it's like. 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:05.000 That is bad. Why did you let that air? 00:12:05.000 --> 00:12:10.000 I mean, it's funny. Also, I don't watch videos before they go up. 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:13.000 So. At that time you did, didn't you? 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:17.000 Nope. Who was editing? I don't know. 00:12:17.000 --> 00:12:25.000 It's not working. I'm not falling for it. 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:28.000 Usual. Okay. I'm not. 00:12:28.000 --> 00:12:33.000 There's so many bad jokes though. Is there any danger of breaking it already? 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:36.000 No. Okay. Not with that kind of strength. 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:40.000 I'm holding back my strength because I don't want to break it. 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:44.000 All right. You didn't tell me if my makeup was actually all smudged or not. 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:47.000 That's fine. Okay. I mean. 00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:52.000 That's what a good brother-in-law would do. I thought I would just say you look great regardless, right? 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:55.000 No. No. Always tell the truth. 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:58.000 That's such a lie. That is such a trap. 00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:01.000 No. With me it's not. You know what's really funny? 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:06.000 Because your sister says that exact same thing and it is a trap. 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:09.000 Well, I have no reason to trap you. 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:13.000 It's always a trap. Her on the other hand probably tons of reasons. 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:16.000 It's always a trap. It's not. Never. 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:23.000 Be honest with me. Honestly, that's a trap and I will never get sucked into it. 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:28.000 It's always a trap. I wanted a brother because he would always tell me the truth. 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:32.000 Sorry. Why did you want a different brother? 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:37.000 Because I wanted, well, I was boyish going up and my sister was not. 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:42.000 And I wanted to go do tomboy things. 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:46.000 And so I wanted to do it with me. 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:49.000 And so yes, that's why. And you know, she's not that bad. 00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:55.000 You don't give her enough credit. You know, when I realized that she was going to stick around was when I had to muck out 00:13:55.000 --> 00:14:03.000 the horse stalls when she was over once. And instead of just waiting for me, she got on some boots and shoveled horse pit. 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:06.000 Wow. This one doesn't want to go in straight. 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:11.000 Okay. Don't ask if it's in yet. 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:18.000 I knew it was coming. 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:21.000 I wouldn't. You would. 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:26.000 Kale. No, I mean, I wouldn't ask if it's in yet. 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:30.000 Okay. Good. Again, how did you have children? 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:33.000 How do you think this works? Are you still naive? 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:36.000 Very much so. 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:40.000 Are your kids will fast charge their phone? Yes, we'll get a phone. 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:43.000 Realistically, I know I'm not building this for you. 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:46.000 This is for the nephew and the niece. 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:50.000 They appreciate it very much. Yeah, they were very enthusiastic earlier. 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:55.000 That's the thing with kids. When you tell them something, they're like, yay. 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:59.000 And then when you tell them, okay, say yay, they're like, yeah. 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:04.000 Behind scenes, my son is like his biggest hype man. 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:09.000 Yeah. True story. And then he heard me say a bad word today. 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:12.000 I know. I'm so sorry. That was my bad. 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:17.000 And then he goes in there and he's like, mom, I think that's the F word. 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:21.000 But they just put stars. 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:26.000 This is not a very PG safe space for kids. 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:30.000 We recreated the whole thing with the sign reveal. 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:33.000 What actually happened was I was so taken aback. 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:36.000 I was like, oh, for sakes, right? 00:15:36.000 --> 00:15:40.000 And I was telling these guys after. You know he's going to watch this video. 00:15:40.000 --> 00:15:45.000 That is the first time. Okay, that's the first time I think your parents have ever heard me drop, 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:48.000 like, greater than a dam. 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:52.000 The whole family is here. I was just so taken aback. 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:57.000 I was in my work environment. There aren't supposed to be kids in in-laws here. 00:15:57.000 --> 00:16:01.000 It was my safe space. You knew I was coming. 00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:08.000 Where did you find that, by the way? Where did you get that? 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:11.000 I don't remember. You know what? 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:17.000 I think it might have been like an old hardware salvager, 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:21.000 not free geek. I think it was like a retro, oh shoot, they came to, 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:26.000 okay, it's coming back to me. I think it was from Disappearing Inc. 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:29.000 Are they local? I'll check. INC. 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:33.000 Like, you found it or they found it and gave it to you? 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:36.000 Hold on. Disappearing Inc. 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:40.000 Computers. Yeah, I think it was from Disappearing Inc. 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:44.000 They tracked it down somehow in the NCIX closures 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:47.000 and it made its way to me through them. 00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:51.000 Really? Yeah, so I have that. I have one of the counter signs for like, 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:55.000 this till is closed. I have one of the old building signs. 00:16:55.000 --> 00:16:58.000 I'm building a computer in it. I'm going to put it in my office. Nice. 00:16:58.000 --> 00:17:01.000 Yeah, I've still got like the sunglasses 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:05.000 and some liners. Oh yeah, yeah. And I'm pretty sure I still have my cringy, 00:17:05.000 --> 00:17:08.000 like boxy, ugly gray NCIX shirt somewhere. 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:11.000 I had so many of these. 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:17.000 Really? And like various styles. And remember we were like plastered on the Broadway store 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:21.000 which we had no idea we were going to be? Yeah, no I didn't know. 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:25.000 And like buses. And I took pictures of all that stuff. 00:17:25.000 --> 00:17:28.000 I don't have any pictures of the buses and stuff. 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:37.000 I should try and find them. Yeah, it's kind of weird how hard they leaned into marketing us. 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:41.000 I don't know. Spokespeople. Weird coincidence they went bankrupt so soon after. 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:45.000 Yeah. Yeah. It's because I went on mat leave and disappeared for like three years. 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:48.000 That's got to be it. I know. 100%. 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:51.000 Okay, where's our RGB header? Because I was very good at building PCs. 00:17:51.000 --> 00:17:56.000 Oh yeah. I didn't have Riley write any scripts for me at all. 00:17:56.000 --> 00:18:05.000 Yeah. Oh man, the best part of that is Riley, not that technical. 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:08.000 No he's not. He is now actually. Yeah. 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:12.000 Yeah, yeah, he's good. I believe it. But when he was hired he was like. 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:15.000 Yeah, he knew nothing. I don't know if he'd ever built a computer. 00:18:15.000 --> 00:18:21.000 No. How do you do this when you're so short? 00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:26.000 I can hardly see. 00:18:26.000 --> 00:18:30.000 Time up on the table. I'd like to see that. 00:18:30.000 --> 00:18:33.000 Oh, it's happened more than once. Oh. 00:18:33.000 --> 00:18:36.000 Oh yeah. Oh, you're almost there. 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:41.000 Just a little to the left. 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:47.000 Oh my God. I can't think of like music without hearing that Fergie album. 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:53.000 Oh. That bloody Fergie album that she played for like an entire year on repeat. 00:18:53.000 --> 00:18:56.000 You know I do that with every song I like. Yeah. 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:59.000 I just listen to it over and over and over again. Oh my God. 00:18:59.000 --> 00:19:02.000 Did you have to do it in the living room? Did they not? Did we? 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:05.000 In their headphones? Oh no. I know. 00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:11.000 I know that was Beyonce, but just like, oh man, Fergalicious baby. 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:14.000 And apparently Alanis Morcette. Yeah. 00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:17.000 Yeah. Well. Wow. 00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:22.000 You listened to a lot of songs that I liked. 00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:25.000 You were very patient with me growing up. 00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:28.000 That is. And you're patient with me now. Awesome. 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:32.000 Damn. I am legit impressed. 00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:35.000 That is a really tough plot. 00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:39.000 He couldn't have done it. Piano fingers. I guess so. 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:44.000 I never made you listen to me play piano though. I'm sure you were perfectly fine at piano. 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:47.000 I mean, didn't you get to like grade eight or something? 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:50.000 Yeah. Can you still play? No. 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:55.000 I can not. Your sister's been trying to pick it up again lately. Actually, I just got a keyboard. 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:59.000 So I hated piano for years and years. 00:19:59.000 --> 00:20:03.000 Yeah. Your sister told me about how you guys would pretend to practice, which is. 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:06.000 Yeah. And then we would get. Like. 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:10.000 Woken up in the middle of the night because they found out we didn't practice. 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:13.000 Ruler in a hair. 00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:17.000 You will play every note correctly. 00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:20.000 But it did the trick because we were pretty decent. 00:20:20.000 --> 00:20:23.000 Because you can still play. No. 00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:26.000 No. Because you developed a love for it. 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:31.000 I am rediscovering my love for it somehow. 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:34.000 After a lot of therapy. 00:20:34.000 --> 00:20:37.000 Okay. Getting mom and dad. I love you. 00:20:37.000 --> 00:20:40.000 Yeah. They're definitely going to watch this. So careful what they say. 00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:43.000 I know. They're taking care of my kids right now. 00:20:43.000 --> 00:20:47.000 Yeah. They're great. They actually watch a shocking number of these videos. 00:20:47.000 --> 00:20:52.000 Your mom will just make an offhand reference to like something on the WAN Show. 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:55.000 And I'm like. What? 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:59.000 That's like exchange jokes that our kids told us. 00:20:59.000 --> 00:21:02.000 Okay. Go for it. 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:05.000 No. No. You go first. 00:21:05.000 --> 00:21:08.000 Oh. Should I continue? Yeah. 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:11.000 Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this. 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:14.000 Linus. What's this? Your nose. 00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:17.000 Just nose. Just nose. Nose. 00:21:17.000 --> 00:21:20.000 What's in my hand? Nothing. Linus knows nothing. 00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:23.000 That's very good. Okay. Why did the chicken cross the road? 00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:26.000 Why? Knock, knock. Who's there? 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:29.000 Chicken. That's a good one. 00:21:29.000 --> 00:21:32.000 That's a quality joke. 00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:35.000 That's a pretty good joke. 00:21:35.000 --> 00:21:39.000 Also my eldest daughter. 00:21:39.000 --> 00:21:44.000 Her and my son go back and forth with their jokes. 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:47.000 Wow. You got this right. 00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:50.000 Why are you so impressed? I am a pro. 00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:55.000 Because nobody gets this right. It's only been 45 years. 00:21:55.000 --> 00:22:00.000 Look, we did a video recently where a viewer came in and their job was to troubleshoot 00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:03.000 a computer. Basically only had this wrong with it. It took them two hours. 00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:06.000 Okay. Really? And they watched the channel. 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:09.000 You don't watch the channel. I know you don't watch the channel. 00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:12.000 I watch it every day. Yeah. 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:16.000 Are you and my mom both? 00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:21.000 Okay. Let's go ahead and put this in. I might have to put a disclaimer on the screwdriver product page. 00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:24.000 I think so. Yeah. 00:22:24.000 --> 00:22:30.000 Only for advanced screwers. Not for young naive ones. 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:34.000 Editor, does that count? 00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:39.000 I am not going to be part of this video anymore. 00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:44.000 I will never come back. I'll send you a preview clip and what to edit out. 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:47.000 You'll just choose like all the spots that you're there. 00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:50.000 Okay. He's not sending that. Yeah. 00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:53.000 The sanitized cut. It'll be like a seven second cut. Yeah. 00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:57.000 The shortest. Just the most amazing parts. 00:22:57.000 --> 00:23:00.000 Yeah. It'll just be a shot of the kids cheering. 00:23:00.000 --> 00:23:04.000 There we go. Just an awkward intro and a big finish. 00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:10.000 Now you can officially stop the countdown. 00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:16.000 Boo. We need my sister here to verify some of these. 00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:22.000 Yeah. I mean, you watched the roast. 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:26.000 We don't need her to verify anything else. 00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:29.000 Yeah, I watched the roast. 00:23:29.000 --> 00:23:32.000 You were in the audience, weren't you? No. 00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:36.000 I thought you came. No. When was this? 00:23:36.000 --> 00:23:39.000 Like a few years ago. I thought you were. Did you not? 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:42.000 Were you not able to make it or something? I didn't even know about it. 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:45.000 I don't think so. I don't believe that. Goodness. 00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:48.000 You did not invite me to your own roast? I don't think so. 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:52.000 I would have been the first one out there. No, I mean in the audience. 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:57.000 Yeah, no, I would have been the first one out there. The roast. 00:23:57.000 --> 00:24:01.000 I want an invite next time. I don't know if you do it again. 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:04.000 Are you sure you weren't there? Yeah. 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:08.000 I could have just been really busy or something. No, I don't think I got an invite. 00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:11.000 You probably did not want me up there. No, that doesn't make sense. 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:15.000 We invited all our family members. 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:24.000 I thought. Hey, did we not invite your sister to the roast? 00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:29.000 Oh, why not? 00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:35.000 Oh, this is on me. 00:24:35.000 --> 00:24:40.000 Okay, see you later. How rude. 00:24:40.000 --> 00:24:43.000 I don't know. Am I not family? 00:24:43.000 --> 00:24:46.000 Yeah. Should we come to think of it? 00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:49.000 Did we invite all our family members? My sister was there. 00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:52.000 Ouch. That's all I know. No, I didn't. 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:55.000 Ouch. I don't know. I don't know. 00:24:55.000 --> 00:24:58.000 I'm feeling very awkward right now. Maybe I should just go home. 00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:01.000 Now you want the computer. 00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:06.000 He's not wrong. I know why everyone tolerates me. 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:13.000 Well, I'm sorry. 00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:16.000 I totally thought you were there. 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:19.000 My bad. Okay, well, we did a roast. 00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:22.000 And your sister went pretty ham. 00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:28.000 That's what I'll say. She did not hold back. 00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:31.000 Good for her. The gloves came off. 00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:34.000 There was no gloves and no love. 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:42.000 There is another RGB header, but we have to journey to Mount Doom to get at it. 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:48.000 Frodo made this look so hard. 00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:52.000 I decided because I'm doing it really easily. 00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:56.000 Just wind the whole time. You have the one ring. 00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:59.000 Yeah, come on. Bearing it. There's a ring there on it. 00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:03.000 You couldn't have buried the ring. Yeah, you totally would have put it on. 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.000 Dude, you just shmeagled all over the place. So fast. 00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:09.000 What? This looks cool. What the heck? 00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:12.000 He totally would have worn the one ring. No way. He would have. 00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:15.000 Dilpa would have given it to you. He would have just been like, wow, cool. 00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:23.000 No way. Hey, check it out. I'm invisible to you guys. 00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.000 No. 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:30.000 Just a heads up. I got to go in like 20 minutes because I have a doctor's appointment. 00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:33.000 You don't want to stay for this? No, I'm having a pretty good time. 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:36.000 But I mean, I've got a doctor's appointment. I can't change that already. 00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:40.000 It's pretty good though. I like your background commentary. 00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:44.000 Thanks. And laughs. We've had a lot of laughs today. 00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:49.000 Yeah. A few cries. Every family event. 00:26:49.000 --> 00:26:53.000 Speaking of wedges. You need your Lord of the Rings thing 00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:57.000 before you do what you're about to do next. Wait, which Lord of the Rings thing? 00:26:57.000 --> 00:27:00.000 The one where you went off on how I would totally 00:27:00.000 --> 00:27:04.000 just take the ring or whatever. What did I say? 00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:08.000 No, you would totally put it on. If you had the one ring, Bill would give it to you. 00:27:08.000 --> 00:27:12.000 You'd just put it on and be like, ah, check it out, guys. I'm invisible. 00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:16.000 I think it's almost funnier off screen. Yeah, well, that way the editor can decide. 00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:20.000 The editor can choose, yeah. Because it's quite long. That's what I was worried about. 00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:23.000 Now they can cut it however they want. You're right. 00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:27.000 And when you write, you're right. So can we hear them? 00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:31.000 Yeah, I have my mic on. Okay, but not you. 00:27:31.000 --> 00:27:35.000 I like your commentary too. They can usually pick up the camera, guys. 00:27:35.000 --> 00:27:38.000 They don't let me wear a mic anymore. No? 00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:41.000 They didn't end it. David's talked a lot. 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:45.000 And it made it hard to cut the video. 00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:50.000 As they're speaking of memories, have you thought up a favorite memory of Linus? 00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:53.000 She can't think of one good memory. 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.000 No, there's just so many. 00:27:56.000 --> 00:28:00.000 I'm definitely not paper thin wall 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:03.000 between mine and my sister's room. 00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:07.000 See, I didn't want to go there. 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:10.000 I really didn't think about that at the time. 00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:15.000 I wasn't listening. What did you go to school for again? 00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:19.000 Didn't you drop out? To get my MRS. 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:22.000 It worked well for you. It did. 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:25.000 One year of science. That was all it took. 00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:31.000 Yeah. You don't strike me as a scientist. 00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:35.000 No, but I have great chemistry. Nice. 00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:38.000 And I'm very interested in biology. 00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:41.000 Let's see how far this can go. I know. 00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:44.000 Yeah, let's stop. 00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:50.000 I had a dollar for every time a host sister has said that to me. 00:28:50.000 --> 00:28:54.000 I wasn't going to say my last name on camera, 00:28:54.000 --> 00:28:57.000 but you're just going for it. 00:28:57.000 --> 00:29:00.000 What? It's the thing. 00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:03.000 It is not. It's not. It was always NCIX sister. 00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:06.000 Everyone knows your sister's last name. They do? 00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:09.000 Yeah. Guilty by association. 00:29:09.000 --> 00:29:13.000 I just mean they don't figure it out. 00:29:13.000 --> 00:29:17.000 This is very fragile. This plastic thing here. 00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:20.000 You just want to make sure that when you're plugging it in, 00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:23.000 you don't go like that at all because it'll snap this off. 00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:27.000 You just kind of brace it. Yes, always straight in. 00:29:27.000 --> 00:29:34.000 Sometimes it's funner the other way. 00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:41.000 I didn't mean it that way, you guys. 00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:48.000 Here? Sure. It's a free entry. 00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:56.000 All right. Success. Just like you wanted. 00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:00.000 Okay. Let's put these on here. 00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:04.000 We didn't want to break any SSDs today. That's what I meant. 00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:07.000 Good. That was it. Last question for today. 00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:10.000 Did you have fun? No, this was awful. 00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:13.000 Storm Ed's hanging out with him. Ouch. 00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:16.000 I'm kidding. Ouch. Like I said, we laughed. 00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:19.000 That explains why you didn't come to Christmas dinner. 00:30:19.000 --> 00:30:22.000 Or the roast. She skipped Christmas dinner. No, no, no. 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:25.000 You were invited to Christmas dinner. Don't even. 00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:29.000 Did I not come to Christmas dinner? No. What are you talking about? 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:32.000 You were in a Christmas dinner. This pass? 00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:38.000 Yeah. Oh, you're right. 00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:41.000 I wasn't. She skipped out on me. Oh boy. 00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:44.000 I'm never going to live that one down. 00:30:44.000 --> 00:30:48.000 No. I had a blast today, guys. 00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:51.000 It was so fun. You should invite me over again. 00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:54.000 Not at Christmas, apparently. 00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:57.000 Or wait, I guess we can invite you. 00:30:57.000 --> 00:31:00.000 It's just whether you bother to show up. 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:05.000 Oh, man. My kids had a good time. 00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:09.000 I love these. Yeah, she stuck the kids on. 00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:14.000 Right. I remember. That was kind of the, you know, we had to trade off. 00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:17.000 So you're remembering now how it went down? Yes. 00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:23.000 We drew the short straw and they had to deal with us for Christmas. 00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:26.000 We take turns. Yeah. 00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:29.000 We can only handle so much. Well, why is it always the kids turn? 00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:33.000 It's not always. 00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:36.000 All right. Ready? Ready? 00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:39.000 All right. Press the button. You built it. 00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:52.000 Cool. Go, Chris Goll. 00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:57.000 This is about as good as they make them these days. 00:31:57.000 --> 00:32:01.000 It's impressive. We haven't even turned on HDR yet. 00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:05.000 So let's go ahead and do that. What was that? 00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:11.000 Really? Yeah, there's a peel on there still, but you should manage to pull the tab off. It's fine. 00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:14.000 Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, it's on there. 00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:17.000 Are you positive? Yeah. 00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:22.000 Okay. Let's see how long she survives. Go ahead. 00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:27.000 Are there keys that I'm supposed to use? Alright, yes. Mostly here. 00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:30.000 Useful? Yeah, WASD. Yeah, you know what's up. 00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:34.000 You've played a video game before. Alright, here we go. 00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:37.000 Oh, look at that. That's very lush. 00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:43.000 Yeah. Move with WASD, jump with space. 00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:46.000 Okay, what do I do with my card? 00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:49.000 That is the question that adults ask, yes. 00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:55.000 Oh, let's chop that down and throw some of my throwing. 00:32:55.000 --> 00:33:00.000 You can go chop a tree. I don't want to do that. That's rude. 00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:05.000 That's definitely what you're supposed to do, though. 00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:11.000 What are these, drumsticks? Oh, that's food. But basically, yes. 00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:14.000 Okay, how do I chop a tree if I must? 00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:20.000 You hold it. Ah, you weren't done yet. 00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:24.000 Destroy the tree. Hold down the left button. There you go. Add one. 00:33:24.000 --> 00:33:27.000 Hey, there we go. Good job. Good chopping. 00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:31.000 New recipes unlocked. Check your recipe book. 00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:37.000 I do not know how to do that. I'm guessing R. F1, I, nope. 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:41.000 Oh boy, that wasn't it. Oh, same screen shots. 00:33:41.000 --> 00:33:44.000 Oh, okay, we changed to third person view. Oh, oh. 00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:47.000 Hey, that looked pretty good. There's a B. 00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:52.000 Okay, I really don't know. So you might just have to start guessing. 00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:55.000 Oh, recipe book, I think. There we go. Hey, there we go. 00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:58.000 Alright, you can make that. Nice. 00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:01.000 Or a birch plank. Nice. 00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:06.000 Or a twed. Okay, let's do a crafting table. So you're going to need four of these to make that. 00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:09.000 Oh. And to make that, you need one of these. 00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:12.000 So you're going to have to go chop down some more trees. Basically. 00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:15.000 You can press the skeet. 00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:18.000 Okay, sorry. 00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:22.000 Chopping you down. Nice. 00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:25.000 Is that enough? Nope. 00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:28.000 You have two. You need four. Oh. 00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:36.000 Don't worry, your son will show you all this stuff. And if he's anything like mine, it'll be in a super condescending tone. 00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:39.000 Okay, I've got four. 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:43.000 Alright, I forget how to get to the inventory. It might have been T. 00:34:43.000 --> 00:34:46.000 Nope, it wasn't. Why? 00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:49.000 Well, now you're typing. Sorry. Oh, am I typing too? 00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:52.000 Dad, no one. Yes. Hello. 00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:59.000 Yeah. Help. Okay, so what was it? 00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:02.000 Was it Y? Shoot. What was the inventory button? 00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:07.000 E. E. Okay, you can make that. 00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:10.000 Okay, yes. Good. 00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:13.000 And now you can make that, I think. 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:16.000 Oh, wait. No, you have to confirm that first. 00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:20.000 Sorry. I actually don't play this evening. And then I think you click that, maybe? 00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:23.000 Yeah, there you go. And then you drag that into your inventory. 00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:27.000 Good. Now you can make that. 00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:32.000 Okay. Yeah. Where did they go? 00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. 00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:38.000 I'm just brand new. Yeah, now you have a crafting table. 00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:41.000 Nice. Okay, so I think... 00:35:41.000 --> 00:35:44.000 What's this? Food, I think. I don't know. 00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:49.000 I'm guessing. It looks like food. That's when I was a picture of an apple and a cup of lava. 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:52.000 I want the cup of lava. I don't know about you. 00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:56.000 Notice how quiet the computer is, though? 00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:59.000 Yeah. I'm like, is it working? 00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:02.000 Yes. Mine was so loud. 00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:06.000 Did I ever hold the phone up to my computer? 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:09.000 I don't know. Did you? I thought so. 00:36:09.000 --> 00:36:12.000 And I was like, do you hear this? Is it supposed to be this loud? Oh, yeah. 00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:16.000 No, it's not. Like, considering I didn't really have any fans. 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:19.000 Yeah. Yeah, so this one is... It's getting very loud. 00:36:19.000 --> 00:36:23.000 Crazy quiet. Okay, so we can go out of your inventory. 00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:28.000 Okay. Okay. Now you might want to put your crafting table down somewhere. 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:31.000 Maybe at the top of this hill. Okay. I can climb the hill. 00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:35.000 You're going to need to hold W while you... Yeah, okay, there's a thing above your head. 00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:38.000 You're bonking your head a lot. That's just not bad though. There you go. 00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:41.000 Nice. I still can't. Nice. 00:36:41.000 --> 00:36:44.000 Nice. Oh, now I'm just getting rid of all the trees. 00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:47.000 Okay. Like a tree killer. Yeah, you went from... 00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:50.000 No, I couldn't possibly harm them too. 00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:54.000 Yeah. Well, what do you do for a crafting table? 00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:57.000 Okay. How do we do that? Oh, okay. 00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:00.000 Well, I'm not like that. So it's good. Oops. 00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:03.000 Okay. No, no, this is good. So put your crafting table... 00:37:03.000 --> 00:37:06.000 I don't know. Here. Yeah, there. 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:09.000 Now it's in your bar. And then you can drag it out of the thing or something. 00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:12.000 No, I don't know how to do this. Three. 00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:16.000 There we go. Now you can put it down with right click. Hey, now you left click it. 00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:19.000 Oh, maybe not. No, I don't want to... Right click it. 00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:22.000 I don't know. Hey, there we go. All right. 00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:27.000 So now you can make an axe. Do I want to make an axe or do I want to make a sword? 00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:30.000 Well, okay. Or a hoe. That might be the most appropriate. 00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:33.000 That we've already got. Really, you're going to make a hoe. So you'll need more birch. 00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:36.000 But the fastest way to get birch is with an axe. 00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:39.000 Okay. Sorry. I know. 00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:46.000 I'm sorry. I'm boring. You will need to go get some more birch before you can even make the axe, though. 00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:52.000 Okay. Okay. The daytime cycle I thought was a lot faster in this game. 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:57.000 I... Well, here we are. 00:37:57.000 --> 00:38:01.000 All right. I think you have enough. 00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:05.000 You just have to convert the birch into birch planks and then make your axe. 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:09.000 Can I jump? And then you can chop a lot faster. I can jump an axe at the same time. 00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:13.000 Look at that. I don't think it's chopping a hoe. 00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:16.000 Oh. Something was falling. Okay. 00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:19.000 You have to go back to your crafting table, though. Oh. 00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:22.000 I do. Where is that? Where did we put that? 00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:25.000 That was behind you. Up there. Yeah. 00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:28.000 I think this is bad. You should see her drive. Hey. 00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:34.000 I am a good driver. That is probably the most frequent compliment I get. 00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:37.000 Really? Is that... Oh, I can park a truck. 00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:41.000 Nice. I get it just about every day. 00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:44.000 Yeah, yeah. You're good. What do I do? 00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:47.000 I think you just go into your inventory again. No. 00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:51.000 Crap. This is the most frequent compliment I get. 00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:54.000 Really? Is that... Oh, I can park a truck. 00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:57.000 Nice. I get it just about every day. Yeah, yeah. 00:38:57.000 --> 00:39:00.000 Crap. Did you click on it? I think you click on it then. 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:03.000 Right click? Yeah, there we go. Okay. 00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:06.000 Axe. Oh, wait. No, first this. 00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:09.000 No, wait. No. First... 00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:12.000 Wait, check the ax. Yeah, you have to make that. So that... 00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:15.000 I have to make what? Yeah, you have to make this. Oh. 00:39:15.000 --> 00:39:18.000 Yeah. So make a bunch of that. Yeah. 00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:21.000 That was three, right? Yeah, sure. And then take that down into your inventory. 00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:24.000 There we go. All right. Now you can make the ax. 00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:29.000 Everyone watching this must be... Why are they watching this? 00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:32.000 You guys don't have to watch this. 00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:35.000 Okay, drag the ax down to your inventory. 00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:38.000 Okay. Awesome. Now, escape. 00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:42.000 Now we can equip our ax, which I don't know how to do. 00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:45.000 Two. Two? Oh, yeah. 00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:48.000 I think you saw this number. Hey, we got an ax. Ah. 00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:51.000 Okay. Now we can top freeze better. This is a shoe. 00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:54.000 You don't want to do that. Get it. No, I can't do that. 00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:57.000 Get it. Murder it. No. 00:39:57.000 --> 00:40:00.000 Murder it. Will it murder me? No. 00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:03.000 No. It's an innocent little sheep. Why would it do that? 00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:06.000 Exactly. No, you get it. Get it. 00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:09.000 No. Get it. Kill it. 00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:12.000 You need the meat. You have to eat. I got lots of meat. 00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:15.000 Really? Yes. I thought you were all innocent. 00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:19.000 I have a sweater. You got to get the sheep. No, I'm not getting the sheep. 00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:23.000 Leave the sheep alone. I'll get more birch. 00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:26.000 Okay. When does it become nighttime? 00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:29.000 I don't know. Do you know how long the day cycle is? 00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:35.000 I have no idea. Maybe the first day is unnaturally extended so you can make it a little shelter. 00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:38.000 I don't know though. Should we? 00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:42.000 How long is the day cycle in Minecraft Survival Node? 00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:45.000 Can I feed the sheep? No. 00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:48.000 Oh. You eat them. It could be my friends. 00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:51.000 Oh, daytime in Minecraft lasts for 10 minutes. 10 minutes. 00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:54.000 It's lonely here. Wait, we must be close then, right? 00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:57.000 Have we been at this for about 10 minutes, David? I found it pretty close. 00:40:57.000 --> 00:41:00.000 Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah. 00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:03.000 Kill the sheep. Get it. Get the sheep. 00:41:03.000 --> 00:41:06.000 You have to eat. Why? So get the meat. 00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:09.000 Exit. Is that that you were the sheep? Yeah. 00:41:09.000 --> 00:41:12.000 No, the sheep is not coming for me. You can do it. Got it. 00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:15.000 It didn't die. Yeah, you got to hit it again. I heard it. 00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:18.000 You got to hit it lots. Now it's injured. You don't want it to suffer. 00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:22.000 Yes. Okay, fine. I'll just put you out of your misery. 00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:25.000 Yeah, exactly. It's behind you. Oh, my goodness. 00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:28.000 What? Oh, there it is. 00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:33.000 Just go through the trees that you were so opposed to harming before. 00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:36.000 Well, you know what? I think they weren't in your way yet. 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:39.000 Everything's out the window now. 00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:42.000 Okay, where'd you go, sheep? Oh, there you are. 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.000 Oh, you're so... Murdered. I'm sorry. 00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:49.000 Okay, how do I get the meat? Just walk up to it. 00:41:49.000 --> 00:41:52.000 Nice. You got the meat. New recipes unlocked. 00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:56.000 Let's go. Okay, let's see. 00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:59.000 What is that? Lime wool. 00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:02.000 Brown wool. Oh, different kinds of wool. Yellow wool. 00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:05.000 Oh, very nice. Okay, you should make a shelter. 00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:08.000 Okay, that sounds like a good idea. 00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:11.000 Yeah. With red wool. 00:42:11.000 --> 00:42:16.000 With anything you want. You can just grab dirt and then just, like, just make a shelter of dirt. 00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:20.000 Okay. Like... Does it look like it's getting darker, David? 00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:23.000 I can't tell. I think a little bit. How do I get dirt? 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:26.000 Does that hurt? Yeah, now you got dirt. Okay. 00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:30.000 Where would be a good place? You're going to need more than one dirt. 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:33.000 Is that another... That's another sheep, yeah. 00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:36.000 Did you see your friend? Let's go. 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:40.000 Stay away from me. I'm out of control. I'm out of my shape. 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:43.000 Can't control myself. Oh! Come back there. 00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:46.000 You can't... There's going to be the wind point in Minecraft. 00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:49.000 Oh, hey! Let's do this shelter here. 00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:52.000 You need to do the shelter very fast. It's sunset. 00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:55.000 Oh. Yeah, you need to get more dirt before it... 00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:58.000 Oh, boy. Yeah, I wouldn't just go straight down. 00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:01.000 You can get quite stuck. Oh, okay. 00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:04.000 I thought maybe it would be a good, like, hiding place. 00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:07.000 Okay, maybe go up to the... 00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:12.000 Maybe go up to the top of the hill. Yeah, and then you can start putting down dirt to make your shelter here. 00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:16.000 Just click six. 00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:20.000 Okay, good. Now if you right-click... 00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:24.000 Your sister does this, too. It drives me absolutely crazy. Why are you looking at the ground? 00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:28.000 You need to see. Okay, it's almost nighttime. 00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:31.000 You can start making a wall or something. So you just... 00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:34.000 You got to wait until the little outline comes up. 00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:37.000 Also, this is why I was looking here. Yeah, right-click. 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:40.000 That's where the outlines come. Yeah, there you go. 00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:45.000 Okay, so there you go. Okay, you're going to need to totally enclose yourself somehow. 00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:49.000 Am I at a dirt? Yeah, you're at a dirt. 00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:52.000 So you can go get more dirt. 00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:56.000 Left-click for dirt. Yeah, you got to hold it. 00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:59.000 Get it. Get the dirt. 00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:04.000 Good job. Yeah, yeah. How good does this game look, though? 00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:09.000 So good. And running so smoothly. 00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:13.000 You need so many more blocks, Esther. Get the blocks. 00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:17.000 Oh, my goodness. Why am I taking these blocks when they're already here? 00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:20.000 Oh, well, okay. Like, this could be my shelter. 00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.000 What's this blue stuff? It's... You don't have a pickaxe. 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:26.000 You can't... Well, you can mine that, but it's too slow. How come they're floating? 00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:29.000 Because you're not moving. Because your left hand is not even on the keyboard. 00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:32.000 You got to move up to them to get them together. 00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:35.000 I'm trying to keep you alive here. What's going to come for me? 00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:38.000 You haven't told me. I don't think you need to worry about that. 00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:42.000 Our friendly sheep that I have killed. 00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:45.000 Ruthlessly annihilated. 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:48.000 Why are you digging out from next to your wall? Okay, all right. 00:44:48.000 --> 00:44:51.000 Okay, you got this. Yes, that was a mistake. Okay, you got this. 00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:56.000 I like this little plant. Can I... Oh, no, that's... 00:44:56.000 --> 00:44:59.000 Okay, yeah, good, good, good. Barricade. 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:02.000 Okay. Quick, murder the sheep. No! 00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:05.000 Hit it with the dirt. Did I? 00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:12.000 I don't know. No, I'm too busy building shelter or getting rid of it. 00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:17.000 Okay, all right, good job. How high do I need to go? 00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:21.000 I don't know. And like, oops, how do I undo that? 00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:24.000 Yeah, you just have to mine it again. 00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:28.000 I can't see anything. You're just staring at the ground all the time. 00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:31.000 I'm trying to put something there. 00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:34.000 How do I even do that? You're standing on the spot so you can't. 00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:38.000 So you can move back. Should I look at the ground more? 00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:44.000 No! Okay, let's go there. 00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:47.000 And this is how my kids feel watching me play Minecraft. 00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:54.000 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll head over there very soon. 00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:57.000 What do you need to do? We just need... 00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:00.000 Oh, I'm out of dirt. Yeah. 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:04.000 Oh, that's what we're waiting for? 00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:08.000 Why didn't you tell me? Well, I told you what you need to know, which is build a shelter. 00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:11.000 Do it fast. All right. 00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:14.000 Okay, let's get dirt. 00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:17.000 Look somewhere other than the ground and the wall. 00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:21.000 And the foliage. It just hasn't happened. 00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:25.000 I'm getting claustrophobic watching you play. That I am surrounded by that. 00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.000 Okay, let's just get rid of it all then. 00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:32.000 If we must. I don't even know where my shelter is anymore. 00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:35.000 Is that here? Yeah. Oh, okay. 00:46:35.000 --> 00:46:39.000 Here, let's just venture out, okay? Let's forget about the creepers. 00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:43.000 Let's just go that way. We didn't even use this crafting table. 00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:46.000 We did? Oh, okay, we did. 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:49.000 Look, it's beautiful out there. It is beautiful. 00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:53.000 There's beautiful night. There's nothing to worry about. 00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:56.000 Yeah, why is it so peaceful? 00:46:56.000 --> 00:47:00.000 We're in the world. 00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:04.000 I remember there being stuff. I thought there was stuff. 00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:08.000 Oh, I have to go get those. Oh, okay, stuff's about to get interesting. 00:47:08.000 --> 00:47:11.000 Oh, okay, what do I do? Kill it, quick! 00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:14.000 With what? With, I don't know, axe or something. 00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:18.000 How do I get the axe? Do I have the axe? 00:47:18.000 --> 00:47:21.000 She might win this fight. 00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:26.000 Was I not getting it? Oh, okay, you're less winning the fight now. 00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:29.000 Okay, hey, that wasn't so bad. 00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:33.000 Minecraft! I didn't know that at night. 00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:38.000 Oh, and I thought I was just peacefully building shelter. 00:47:40.000 --> 00:47:44.000 And I think that's it for peacefully building this zombie. 00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:47.000 Oh, should I kill it? Oh, okay. 00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:52.000 Or should it kill me? You might try hitting it with pickaxe instead of a hunk of dirt, but... 00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:55.000 Orkey water! Oh, with slain by a zombie. 00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:59.000 Score of four. Good job. 00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:01.000 My very first time.