Where did Aunt Goanna's dip this? Look, that's me.
Do I still look like that? No.
No? You look way better. I look better all the time.
That's not making it into the video. It has to.
That is the best part. Clearly coached.
Clearly coached. Okay.
It's just dust. Yeah, it's gravy juice.
It's called dust.
Yeah, sure. See, man, normally I'm super into PCs,
but this one makes me kind of...
Can you remember that time I traveled
across the border for you to smuggle something? I do, actually.
Wait, tell us about that story. It was an exchange for anything I wanted at the mall.
And I picked a $20 shirt.
And if I had known better, I should have picked something.
You should have picked something way better. I, man, I got off so easy on that.
So I got caught trying to smuggle firecrackers over the border the day before.
I didn't want to see it. So I'm glad you are. Yeah, whatever.
Statue of limitations. The point is, the next day I was like,
well, I need them for my brother's birthday.
And obviously, I can't do it because I just got caught.
So I had her mule removed for an old man.
And I'm just, like, innocent, naive little sister
at this point, like, I'll do it, sure. Yeah, how bad could it be?
Well, thankfully, I am kind of innocent looking, I think.
And I didn't get caught. Yeah. You did get pulled over again.
I did. So. Well, the thing is, I had the receipt in my car.
Well, that was smart. For that day. Oh.
Really? So they knew I had bought firecrackers again.
So they searched my car. I was like, you're a magician.
Then they left the receipt on my dash.
Did they? They did. Do you still have it?
No, I don't. Aw. But they obviously didn't find anything.
They were like, you're free to go, but they left it there. Like, we knew it.
We know what you did. We know what you've done. It's not a bad little machine.
It's, I think, what was it, like 3770 or something like that?
The crazy Russian was trying to steal this from me.
That doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't go by that anymore because, you know,
Russia and all that. Slav. Slav, he prefers.
Ivan. I remember this one time, I found out that one of the, like,
customer care guys or something, someone from RMA or something,
had been tasked with carrying something up to her office.
So I came over and I was like, I'm Esther.
That's not even that heavy. You can move it.
What was it? Did I task him or did somebody was like, hey,
you should help her carry that up the stairs? They can't help themselves.
They're pathetic nerds. I think that was more of a likely story because I can carry some stuff.
I know you can. I can carry this. Yeah.
Yeah. Varsity basketball team. I carry my PC all the way here from the island.
That's true. I think somebody made an offer and I gladly accepted.
It's not your fault at that point. Remember the time I made you a tuna sandwich?
And I was like, oh, this is so good.
And you're like, do you want it back? No, I don't want it for that.
You don't? Wow, what an asshole.
You're very kind. I remember the time you made something though.
Was it cookies? They were inedible.
I, those were the worst. I had blocked this memory.
Those were the worst cookies I've ever encountered in my life. Didn't you substitute some critical ingredient?
No, I just forgot flour. Right.
Wow. Critical. Yeah, well, you substituted flour for nothing.
And her dad was so nice about it.
He ate almost the whole thing. Yeah.
They were very good, minus the texture.
Supportive. I mean, you have a very supportive family.
There was nothing redeeming about those cookies.
You could ask my dad. He would say otherwise.
Yeah. I would say the same thing about my daughter's cookies too.
Good. That's every dad's shot.
Yours? I owe you nothing. I am right down there slumming it with Luke and Esther and my wife.
We get each other. Yeah.
You know what's funny is it's not just her and her sister. It's the whole clan.
They're all, they're all like that.
It was amazing. We went overseas. We're talking family members that these people haven't even met.
And I'm like, you are all identical.
Seriously. That trip back to Malaysia, Mirnai, was very enlightening for me.
Don't generalize. I'm not generalizing.
I met these people. These people.
Yes. These people I'm talking about.
That was not a you people. Don't, don't, don't drag race into this.
All right. Okay. We're going to install two fans on this tower cooler that is way over specced for the CPU.
One of those fans would have done a perfectly good job. And the reason is...
I'm miming the answer. I don't know what I can't talk.
Okay, let's try again.
In case one of the fans dies.
Oh, that's great. Hold on.
I told you guys he was fun.
I said that wrong. And eye makeup destroyed.
Got him.
Let's go for the whole face makeup.
Can you stop making me laugh?
Okay.
Okay. That's great. I'm composed.
Sort of. They told her to hire someone and didn't give her any money, so...
You put two and two together and there's Riley and I had one other intern.
And they did a great job. You find a cheap enough person, they'll solve that problem.
And then I went on that leave twice and they held the fort and they did a great job.
And I got them hired and then... They took your job.
No, I went on that leave again.
And then you took him. Yeah, I did.
No, no, no, no.
Because I didn't take Riley, okay?
I quit NCIX and someone needed to run the channel.
Yes. So he joined the NCIX Tech Tips team.
After, yeah. Everything went down. I actually take him until later when NCIX went down.
Is it supposed to go in? Oh, yeah.
That's what she said. Can we stop with those jokes?
No. You would think as soon as you became my official brother in law, you would stop with those jokes.
Yeah, I mean you'd think a lot of things, man.
You'd think 18 years of your sister's influence, I would have grown up a little bit.
Just a little. Just a little bit. But I've been with her as long as either of us existed without the other?
Really? Yeah. That's profound.
Well, no, it's just math. Right.
Yeah. Which we discovered. Isn't that wild?
It is wild. Congratulations. Yeah.
18 years. Is that coming up, mate?
I don't know.
I just know that I'm through. You're right. You're not that profound.
Yeah, no. It's just strictly math. I just know that I'm late 36 and we met at like late 18.
So we must be kind of there.
Wow. Yeah. Yeah, math's not my spot point.
And because I'm younger, and I've known you much for just about the same amount of time.
Just about your whole life? Yeah. Pretty much.
My whole life. That's right. 18.
Yeah. She's really young.
We're not going to go there.
I am very young. Should I shake it? Like, so it falls out of the box?
I'm just kidding. I'm not that bad.
I finally figured it out.
Why do people do stuff for you? Because you just like look so helpless that they just can't help it.
They have to leap to your rescue.
That is not kind. Let me see if I can figure out how to open this door.
I can open a box. I just wasn't used to doing it.
Show casing. Let me turn it around the box before I can open this. It's like, I need to go to sleep tonight.
If you spin it enough times, it's like, open me.
The sun, yeah.
Life just kind of figures itself out, you know, when you do that.
That's great. Do you know why your sister didn't change her name?
This you can include. Because it costs about $50.
She is way cheaper than me.
I'm not about to spend another $50 to change it back.
I'm just kidding. I actually like my last name.
I was very happy to stop being a hoe.
That is the actual reason though. Is it really?
That is really the reason. It's hilarious. I know.
That's quite funny. I know. She is legitimately the actual cheapest person.
I know. It's amazing. I still remember back when we used to like swing by and get like milk or something.
And she would actually save the receipt so that she could get like the $3.14 from your
parents or whatever in reimbursement. I was like, I was like, really?
Yeah. Does it matter?
She still does that to me.
You still do that to her.
Do you watch? You guys are both like that.
There you go. Maybe that's the same that I'll never end.
Did you watch the one with my sister? I did. She's so cute.
She's very endearing. Oh, she's great.
I feel bad for ripping on my sister and she's not here to defend herself.
Oh, she knows all these things. Or roast back. I have a microphone ready for her if she wants to come defend herself.
Yeah, if we want to really get the stories about Esther.
I mean, I didn't either until she was six or whatever the math works.
Because she's very young. I like this.
We should keep it this going. Yeah.
We'll just tell all the family members. It really didn't help that occasionally like, you know, I would make dirty jokes because
I do. Remember that one time that Netlink started with you popping your head out from under
the table? No. Did that air?
I have to confess that I did not think that one through.
Did this air? I think so.
Did it really? Yeah. So I'm just, I'm just standing there and the episode starts and then you pop up from
under the table and I'm here and it's like.
That is bad. Why did you let that air?
I mean, it's funny. Also, I don't watch videos before they go up.
So. At that time you did, didn't you?
Nope. Who was editing? I don't know.
It's not working. I'm not falling for it.
Usual. Okay. I'm not.
There's so many bad jokes though. Is there any danger of breaking it already?
No. Okay. Not with that kind of strength.
I'm holding back my strength because I don't want to break it.
All right. You didn't tell me if my makeup was actually all smudged or not.
That's fine. Okay. I mean.
That's what a good brother-in-law would do. I thought I would just say you look great regardless, right?
No. No. Always tell the truth.
That's such a lie. That is such a trap.
No. With me it's not. You know what's really funny?
Because your sister says that exact same thing and it is a trap.
Well, I have no reason to trap you.
It's always a trap. Her on the other hand probably tons of reasons.
It's always a trap. It's not. Never.
Be honest with me. Honestly, that's a trap and I will never get sucked into it.
It's always a trap. I wanted a brother because he would always tell me the truth.
Sorry. Why did you want a different brother?
Because I wanted, well, I was boyish going up and my sister was not.
And I wanted to go do tomboy things.
And so I wanted to do it with me.
And so yes, that's why. And you know, she's not that bad.
You don't give her enough credit. You know, when I realized that she was going to stick around was when I had to muck out
the horse stalls when she was over once. And instead of just waiting for me, she got on some boots and shoveled horse pit.
Wow. This one doesn't want to go in straight.
Okay. Don't ask if it's in yet.
I knew it was coming.
I wouldn't. You would.
Kale. No, I mean, I wouldn't ask if it's in yet.
Okay. Good. Again, how did you have children?
How do you think this works? Are you still naive?
Very much so.
Are your kids will fast charge their phone? Yes, we'll get a phone.
Realistically, I know I'm not building this for you.
This is for the nephew and the niece.
They appreciate it very much. Yeah, they were very enthusiastic earlier.
That's the thing with kids. When you tell them something, they're like, yay.
And then when you tell them, okay, say yay, they're like, yeah.
Behind scenes, my son is like his biggest hype man.
Yeah. True story. And then he heard me say a bad word today.
I know. I'm so sorry. That was my bad.
And then he goes in there and he's like, mom, I think that's the F word.
But they just put stars.
This is not a very PG safe space for kids.
We recreated the whole thing with the sign reveal.
What actually happened was I was so taken aback.
I was like, oh, for sakes, right?
And I was telling these guys after. You know he's going to watch this video.
That is the first time. Okay, that's the first time I think your parents have ever heard me drop,
like, greater than a dam.
The whole family is here. I was just so taken aback.
I was in my work environment. There aren't supposed to be kids in in-laws here.
It was my safe space. You knew I was coming.
Where did you find that, by the way? Where did you get that?
I don't remember. You know what?
I think it might have been like an old hardware salvager,
not free geek. I think it was like a retro, oh shoot, they came to,
okay, it's coming back to me. I think it was from Disappearing Inc.
Are they local? I'll check. INC.
Like, you found it or they found it and gave it to you?
Hold on. Disappearing Inc.
Computers. Yeah, I think it was from Disappearing Inc.
They tracked it down somehow in the NCIX closures
and it made its way to me through them.
Really? Yeah, so I have that. I have one of the counter signs for like,
this till is closed. I have one of the old building signs.
I'm building a computer in it. I'm going to put it in my office. Nice.
Yeah, I've still got like the sunglasses
and some liners. Oh yeah, yeah. And I'm pretty sure I still have my cringy,
like boxy, ugly gray NCIX shirt somewhere.
I had so many of these.
Really? And like various styles. And remember we were like plastered on the Broadway store
which we had no idea we were going to be? Yeah, no I didn't know.
And like buses. And I took pictures of all that stuff.
I don't have any pictures of the buses and stuff.
I should try and find them. Yeah, it's kind of weird how hard they leaned into marketing us.
I don't know. Spokespeople. Weird coincidence they went bankrupt so soon after.
Yeah. Yeah. It's because I went on mat leave and disappeared for like three years.
That's got to be it. I know. 100%.
Okay, where's our RGB header? Because I was very good at building PCs.
Oh yeah. I didn't have Riley write any scripts for me at all.
Yeah. Oh man, the best part of that is Riley, not that technical.
No he's not. He is now actually. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, he's good. I believe it. But when he was hired he was like.
Yeah, he knew nothing. I don't know if he'd ever built a computer.
No. How do you do this when you're so short?
I can hardly see.
Time up on the table. I'd like to see that.
Oh, it's happened more than once. Oh.
Oh yeah. Oh, you're almost there.
Just a little to the left.
Oh my God. I can't think of like music without hearing that Fergie album.
Oh. That bloody Fergie album that she played for like an entire year on repeat.
You know I do that with every song I like. Yeah.
I just listen to it over and over and over again. Oh my God.
Did you have to do it in the living room? Did they not? Did we?
In their headphones? Oh no. I know.
I know that was Beyonce, but just like, oh man, Fergalicious baby.
And apparently Alanis Morcette. Yeah.
Yeah. Well. Wow.
You listened to a lot of songs that I liked.
You were very patient with me growing up.
That is. And you're patient with me now. Awesome.
Damn. I am legit impressed.
That is a really tough plot.
He couldn't have done it. Piano fingers. I guess so.
I never made you listen to me play piano though. I'm sure you were perfectly fine at piano.
I mean, didn't you get to like grade eight or something?
Yeah. Can you still play? No.
I can not. Your sister's been trying to pick it up again lately. Actually, I just got a keyboard.
So I hated piano for years and years.
Yeah. Your sister told me about how you guys would pretend to practice, which is.
Yeah. And then we would get. Like.
Woken up in the middle of the night because they found out we didn't practice.
Ruler in a hair.
You will play every note correctly.
But it did the trick because we were pretty decent.
Because you can still play. No.
No. Because you developed a love for it.
I am rediscovering my love for it somehow.
After a lot of therapy.
Okay. Getting mom and dad. I love you.
Yeah. They're definitely going to watch this. So careful what they say.
I know. They're taking care of my kids right now.
Yeah. They're great. They actually watch a shocking number of these videos.
Your mom will just make an offhand reference to like something on the WAN Show.
And I'm like. What?
That's like exchange jokes that our kids told us.
Okay. Go for it.
No. No. You go first.
Oh. Should I continue? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this.
Linus. What's this? Your nose.
Just nose. Just nose. Nose.
What's in my hand? Nothing. Linus knows nothing.
That's very good. Okay. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why? Knock, knock. Who's there?
Chicken. That's a good one.
That's a quality joke.
That's a pretty good joke.
Also my eldest daughter.
Her and my son go back and forth with their jokes.
Wow. You got this right.
Why are you so impressed? I am a pro.
Because nobody gets this right. It's only been 45 years.
Look, we did a video recently where a viewer came in and their job was to troubleshoot
a computer. Basically only had this wrong with it. It took them two hours.
Okay. Really? And they watched the channel.
You don't watch the channel. I know you don't watch the channel.
I watch it every day. Yeah.
Are you and my mom both?
Okay. Let's go ahead and put this in. I might have to put a disclaimer on the screwdriver product page.
I think so. Yeah.
Only for advanced screwers. Not for young naive ones.
Editor, does that count?
I am not going to be part of this video anymore.
I will never come back. I'll send you a preview clip and what to edit out.
You'll just choose like all the spots that you're there.
Okay. He's not sending that. Yeah.
The sanitized cut. It'll be like a seven second cut. Yeah.
The shortest. Just the most amazing parts.
Yeah. It'll just be a shot of the kids cheering.
There we go. Just an awkward intro and a big finish.
Now you can officially stop the countdown.
Boo. We need my sister here to verify some of these.
Yeah. I mean, you watched the roast.
We don't need her to verify anything else.
Yeah, I watched the roast.
You were in the audience, weren't you? No.
I thought you came. No. When was this?
Like a few years ago. I thought you were. Did you not?
Were you not able to make it or something? I didn't even know about it.
I don't think so. I don't believe that. Goodness.
You did not invite me to your own roast? I don't think so.
I would have been the first one out there. No, I mean in the audience.
Yeah, no, I would have been the first one out there. The roast.
I want an invite next time. I don't know if you do it again.
Are you sure you weren't there? Yeah.
I could have just been really busy or something. No, I don't think I got an invite.
You probably did not want me up there. No, that doesn't make sense.
We invited all our family members.
I thought. Hey, did we not invite your sister to the roast?
Oh, why not?
Oh, this is on me.
Okay, see you later. How rude.
I don't know. Am I not family?
Yeah. Should we come to think of it?
Did we invite all our family members? My sister was there.
Ouch. That's all I know. No, I didn't.
Ouch. I don't know. I don't know.
I'm feeling very awkward right now. Maybe I should just go home.
Now you want the computer.
He's not wrong. I know why everyone tolerates me.
Well, I'm sorry.
I totally thought you were there.
My bad. Okay, well, we did a roast.
And your sister went pretty ham.
That's what I'll say. She did not hold back.
Good for her. The gloves came off.
There was no gloves and no love.
There is another RGB header, but we have to journey to Mount Doom to get at it.
Frodo made this look so hard.
I decided because I'm doing it really easily.
Just wind the whole time. You have the one ring.
Yeah, come on. Bearing it. There's a ring there on it.
You couldn't have buried the ring. Yeah, you totally would have put it on.
Dude, you just shmeagled all over the place. So fast.
What? This looks cool. What the heck?
He totally would have worn the one ring. No way. He would have.
Dilpa would have given it to you. He would have just been like, wow, cool.
No way. Hey, check it out. I'm invisible to you guys.
No.
Just a heads up. I got to go in like 20 minutes because I have a doctor's appointment.
You don't want to stay for this? No, I'm having a pretty good time.
But I mean, I've got a doctor's appointment. I can't change that already.
It's pretty good though. I like your background commentary.
Thanks. And laughs. We've had a lot of laughs today.
Yeah. A few cries. Every family event.
Speaking of wedges. You need your Lord of the Rings thing
before you do what you're about to do next. Wait, which Lord of the Rings thing?
The one where you went off on how I would totally
just take the ring or whatever. What did I say?
No, you would totally put it on. If you had the one ring, Bill would give it to you.
You'd just put it on and be like, ah, check it out, guys. I'm invisible.
I think it's almost funnier off screen. Yeah, well, that way the editor can decide.
The editor can choose, yeah. Because it's quite long. That's what I was worried about.
Now they can cut it however they want. You're right.
And when you write, you're right. So can we hear them?
Yeah, I have my mic on. Okay, but not you.
I like your commentary too. They can usually pick up the camera, guys.
They don't let me wear a mic anymore. No?
They didn't end it. David's talked a lot.
And it made it hard to cut the video.
As they're speaking of memories, have you thought up a favorite memory of Linus?
She can't think of one good memory.
No, there's just so many.
I'm definitely not paper thin wall
between mine and my sister's room.
See, I didn't want to go there.
I really didn't think about that at the time.
I wasn't listening. What did you go to school for again?
Didn't you drop out? To get my MRS.
It worked well for you. It did.
One year of science. That was all it took.
Yeah. You don't strike me as a scientist.
No, but I have great chemistry. Nice.
And I'm very interested in biology.
Let's see how far this can go. I know.
Yeah, let's stop.
I had a dollar for every time a host sister has said that to me.
I wasn't going to say my last name on camera,
but you're just going for it.
What? It's the thing.
It is not. It's not. It was always NCIX sister.
Everyone knows your sister's last name. They do?
Yeah. Guilty by association.
I just mean they don't figure it out.
This is very fragile. This plastic thing here.
You just want to make sure that when you're plugging it in,
you don't go like that at all because it'll snap this off.
You just kind of brace it. Yes, always straight in.
Sometimes it's funner the other way.
I didn't mean it that way, you guys.
Here? Sure. It's a free entry.
All right. Success. Just like you wanted.
Okay. Let's put these on here.
We didn't want to break any SSDs today. That's what I meant.
Good. That was it. Last question for today.
Did you have fun? No, this was awful.
Storm Ed's hanging out with him. Ouch.
I'm kidding. Ouch. Like I said, we laughed.
That explains why you didn't come to Christmas dinner.
Or the roast. She skipped Christmas dinner. No, no, no.
You were invited to Christmas dinner. Don't even.
Did I not come to Christmas dinner? No. What are you talking about?
You were in a Christmas dinner. This pass?
Yeah. Oh, you're right.
I wasn't. She skipped out on me. Oh boy.
I'm never going to live that one down.
No. I had a blast today, guys.
It was so fun. You should invite me over again.
Not at Christmas, apparently.
Or wait, I guess we can invite you.
It's just whether you bother to show up.
Oh, man. My kids had a good time.
I love these. Yeah, she stuck the kids on.
Right. I remember. That was kind of the, you know, we had to trade off.
So you're remembering now how it went down? Yes.
We drew the short straw and they had to deal with us for Christmas.
We take turns. Yeah.
We can only handle so much. Well, why is it always the kids turn?
It's not always.
All right. Ready? Ready?
All right. Press the button. You built it.
Cool. Go, Chris Goll.
This is about as good as they make them these days.
It's impressive. We haven't even turned on HDR yet.
So let's go ahead and do that. What was that?
Really? Yeah, there's a peel on there still, but you should manage to pull the tab off. It's fine.
Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, it's on there.
Are you positive? Yeah.
Okay. Let's see how long she survives. Go ahead.
Are there keys that I'm supposed to use? Alright, yes. Mostly here.
Useful? Yeah, WASD. Yeah, you know what's up.
You've played a video game before. Alright, here we go.
Oh, look at that. That's very lush.
Yeah. Move with WASD, jump with space.
Okay, what do I do with my card?
That is the question that adults ask, yes.
Oh, let's chop that down and throw some of my throwing.
You can go chop a tree. I don't want to do that. That's rude.
That's definitely what you're supposed to do, though.
What are these, drumsticks? Oh, that's food. But basically, yes.
Okay, how do I chop a tree if I must?
You hold it. Ah, you weren't done yet.
Destroy the tree. Hold down the left button. There you go. Add one.
Hey, there we go. Good job. Good chopping.
New recipes unlocked. Check your recipe book.
I do not know how to do that. I'm guessing R. F1, I, nope.
Oh boy, that wasn't it. Oh, same screen shots.
Oh, okay, we changed to third person view. Oh, oh.
Hey, that looked pretty good. There's a B.
Okay, I really don't know. So you might just have to start guessing.
Oh, recipe book, I think. There we go. Hey, there we go.
Alright, you can make that. Nice.
Or a birch plank. Nice.
Or a twed. Okay, let's do a crafting table. So you're going to need four of these to make that.
Oh. And to make that, you need one of these.
So you're going to have to go chop down some more trees. Basically.
You can press the skeet.
Okay, sorry.
Chopping you down. Nice.
Is that enough? Nope.
You have two. You need four. Oh.
Don't worry, your son will show you all this stuff. And if he's anything like mine, it'll be in a super condescending tone.
Okay, I've got four.
Alright, I forget how to get to the inventory. It might have been T.
Nope, it wasn't. Why?
Well, now you're typing. Sorry. Oh, am I typing too?
Dad, no one. Yes. Hello.
Yeah. Help. Okay, so what was it?
Was it Y? Shoot. What was the inventory button?
E. E. Okay, you can make that.
Okay, yes. Good.
And now you can make that, I think.
Oh, wait. No, you have to confirm that first.
Sorry. I actually don't play this evening. And then I think you click that, maybe?
Yeah, there you go. And then you drag that into your inventory.
Good. Now you can make that.
Okay. Yeah. Where did they go?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
I'm just brand new. Yeah, now you have a crafting table.
Nice. Okay, so I think...
What's this? Food, I think. I don't know.
I'm guessing. It looks like food. That's when I was a picture of an apple and a cup of lava.
I want the cup of lava. I don't know about you.
Notice how quiet the computer is, though?
Yeah. I'm like, is it working?
Yes. Mine was so loud.
Did I ever hold the phone up to my computer?
I don't know. Did you? I thought so.
And I was like, do you hear this? Is it supposed to be this loud? Oh, yeah.
No, it's not. Like, considering I didn't really have any fans.
Yeah. Yeah, so this one is... It's getting very loud.
Crazy quiet. Okay, so we can go out of your inventory.
Okay. Okay. Now you might want to put your crafting table down somewhere.
Maybe at the top of this hill. Okay. I can climb the hill.
You're going to need to hold W while you... Yeah, okay, there's a thing above your head.
You're bonking your head a lot. That's just not bad though. There you go.
Nice. I still can't. Nice.
Nice. Oh, now I'm just getting rid of all the trees.
Okay. Like a tree killer. Yeah, you went from...
No, I couldn't possibly harm them too.
Yeah. Well, what do you do for a crafting table?
Okay. How do we do that? Oh, okay.
Well, I'm not like that. So it's good. Oops.
Okay. No, no, this is good. So put your crafting table...
I don't know. Here. Yeah, there.
Now it's in your bar. And then you can drag it out of the thing or something.
No, I don't know how to do this. Three.
There we go. Now you can put it down with right click. Hey, now you left click it.
Oh, maybe not. No, I don't want to... Right click it.
I don't know. Hey, there we go. All right.
So now you can make an axe. Do I want to make an axe or do I want to make a sword?
Well, okay. Or a hoe. That might be the most appropriate.
That we've already got. Really, you're going to make a hoe. So you'll need more birch.
But the fastest way to get birch is with an axe.
Okay. Sorry. I know.
I'm sorry. I'm boring. You will need to go get some more birch before you can even make the axe, though.
Okay. Okay. The daytime cycle I thought was a lot faster in this game.
I... Well, here we are.
All right. I think you have enough.
You just have to convert the birch into birch planks and then make your axe.
Can I jump? And then you can chop a lot faster. I can jump an axe at the same time.
Look at that. I don't think it's chopping a hoe.
Oh. Something was falling. Okay.
You have to go back to your crafting table, though. Oh.
I do. Where is that? Where did we put that?
That was behind you. Up there. Yeah.
I think this is bad. You should see her drive. Hey.
I am a good driver. That is probably the most frequent compliment I get.
Really? Is that... Oh, I can park a truck.
Nice. I get it just about every day.
Yeah, yeah. You're good. What do I do?
I think you just go into your inventory again. No.
Crap. This is the most frequent compliment I get.
Really? Is that... Oh, I can park a truck.
Nice. I get it just about every day. Yeah, yeah.
Crap. Did you click on it? I think you click on it then.
Right click? Yeah, there we go. Okay.
Axe. Oh, wait. No, first this.
No, wait. No. First...
Wait, check the ax. Yeah, you have to make that. So that...
I have to make what? Yeah, you have to make this. Oh.
Yeah. So make a bunch of that. Yeah.
That was three, right? Yeah, sure. And then take that down into your inventory.
There we go. All right. Now you can make the ax.
Everyone watching this must be... Why are they watching this?
You guys don't have to watch this.
Okay, drag the ax down to your inventory.
Okay. Awesome. Now, escape.
Now we can equip our ax, which I don't know how to do.
Two. Two? Oh, yeah.
I think you saw this number. Hey, we got an ax. Ah.
Okay. Now we can top freeze better. This is a shoe.
You don't want to do that. Get it. No, I can't do that.
Get it. Murder it. No.
Murder it. Will it murder me? No.
No. It's an innocent little sheep. Why would it do that?
Exactly. No, you get it. Get it.
No. Get it. Kill it.
You need the meat. You have to eat. I got lots of meat.
Really? Yes. I thought you were all innocent.
I have a sweater. You got to get the sheep. No, I'm not getting the sheep.
Leave the sheep alone. I'll get more birch.
Okay. When does it become nighttime?
I don't know. Do you know how long the day cycle is?
I have no idea. Maybe the first day is unnaturally extended so you can make it a little shelter.
I don't know though. Should we?
How long is the day cycle in Minecraft Survival Node?
Can I feed the sheep? No.
Oh. You eat them. It could be my friends.
Oh, daytime in Minecraft lasts for 10 minutes. 10 minutes.
It's lonely here. Wait, we must be close then, right?
Have we been at this for about 10 minutes, David? I found it pretty close.
Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah.
Kill the sheep. Get it. Get the sheep.
You have to eat. Why? So get the meat.
Exit. Is that that you were the sheep? Yeah.
No, the sheep is not coming for me. You can do it. Got it.
It didn't die. Yeah, you got to hit it again. I heard it.
You got to hit it lots. Now it's injured. You don't want it to suffer.
Yes. Okay, fine. I'll just put you out of your misery.
Yeah, exactly. It's behind you. Oh, my goodness.
What? Oh, there it is.
Just go through the trees that you were so opposed to harming before.
Well, you know what? I think they weren't in your way yet.
Everything's out the window now.
Okay, where'd you go, sheep? Oh, there you are.
Oh, you're so... Murdered. I'm sorry.
Okay, how do I get the meat? Just walk up to it.
Nice. You got the meat. New recipes unlocked.
Let's go. Okay, let's see.
What is that? Lime wool.
Brown wool. Oh, different kinds of wool. Yellow wool.
Oh, very nice. Okay, you should make a shelter.
Okay, that sounds like a good idea.
Yeah. With red wool.
With anything you want. You can just grab dirt and then just, like, just make a shelter of dirt.
Okay. Like... Does it look like it's getting darker, David?
I can't tell. I think a little bit. How do I get dirt?
Does that hurt? Yeah, now you got dirt. Okay.
Where would be a good place? You're going to need more than one dirt.
Is that another... That's another sheep, yeah.
Did you see your friend? Let's go.
Stay away from me. I'm out of control. I'm out of my shape.
Can't control myself. Oh! Come back there.
You can't... There's going to be the wind point in Minecraft.
Oh, hey! Let's do this shelter here.
You need to do the shelter very fast. It's sunset.
Oh. Yeah, you need to get more dirt before it...
Oh, boy. Yeah, I wouldn't just go straight down.
You can get quite stuck. Oh, okay.
I thought maybe it would be a good, like, hiding place.
Okay, maybe go up to the...
Maybe go up to the top of the hill. Yeah, and then you can start putting down dirt to make your shelter here.
Just click six.
Okay, good. Now if you right-click...
Your sister does this, too. It drives me absolutely crazy. Why are you looking at the ground?
You need to see. Okay, it's almost nighttime.
You can start making a wall or something. So you just...
You got to wait until the little outline comes up.
Also, this is why I was looking here. Yeah, right-click.
That's where the outlines come. Yeah, there you go.
Okay, so there you go. Okay, you're going to need to totally enclose yourself somehow.
Am I at a dirt? Yeah, you're at a dirt.
So you can go get more dirt.
Left-click for dirt. Yeah, you got to hold it.
Get it. Get the dirt.
Good job. Yeah, yeah. How good does this game look, though?
So good. And running so smoothly.
You need so many more blocks, Esther. Get the blocks.
Oh, my goodness. Why am I taking these blocks when they're already here?
Oh, well, okay. Like, this could be my shelter.
What's this blue stuff? It's... You don't have a pickaxe.
You can't... Well, you can mine that, but it's too slow. How come they're floating?
Because you're not moving. Because your left hand is not even on the keyboard.
You got to move up to them to get them together.
I'm trying to keep you alive here. What's going to come for me?
You haven't told me. I don't think you need to worry about that.
Our friendly sheep that I have killed.
Ruthlessly annihilated.
Why are you digging out from next to your wall? Okay, all right.
Okay, you got this. Yes, that was a mistake. Okay, you got this.
I like this little plant. Can I... Oh, no, that's...
Okay, yeah, good, good, good. Barricade.
Okay. Quick, murder the sheep. No!
Hit it with the dirt. Did I?
I don't know. No, I'm too busy building shelter or getting rid of it.
Okay, all right, good job. How high do I need to go?
I don't know. And like, oops, how do I undo that?
Yeah, you just have to mine it again.
I can't see anything. You're just staring at the ground all the time.
I'm trying to put something there.
How do I even do that? You're standing on the spot so you can't.
So you can move back. Should I look at the ground more?
No! Okay, let's go there.
And this is how my kids feel watching me play Minecraft.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll head over there very soon.
What do you need to do? We just need...
Oh, I'm out of dirt. Yeah.
Oh, that's what we're waiting for?
Why didn't you tell me? Well, I told you what you need to know, which is build a shelter.
Do it fast. All right.
Okay, let's get dirt.
Look somewhere other than the ground and the wall.
And the foliage. It just hasn't happened.
I'm getting claustrophobic watching you play. That I am surrounded by that.
Okay, let's just get rid of it all then.
If we must. I don't even know where my shelter is anymore.
Is that here? Yeah. Oh, okay.
Here, let's just venture out, okay? Let's forget about the creepers.
Let's just go that way. We didn't even use this crafting table.
We did? Oh, okay, we did.
Look, it's beautiful out there. It is beautiful.
There's beautiful night. There's nothing to worry about.
Yeah, why is it so peaceful?
We're in the world.
I remember there being stuff. I thought there was stuff.
Oh, I have to go get those. Oh, okay, stuff's about to get interesting.
Oh, okay, what do I do? Kill it, quick!
With what? With, I don't know, axe or something.
How do I get the axe? Do I have the axe?
She might win this fight.
Was I not getting it? Oh, okay, you're less winning the fight now.
Okay, hey, that wasn't so bad.
Minecraft! I didn't know that at night.
Oh, and I thought I was just peacefully building shelter.
And I think that's it for peacefully building this zombie.
Oh, should I kill it? Oh, okay.
Or should it kill me? You might try hitting it with pickaxe instead of a hunk of dirt, but...
Orkey water! Oh, with slain by a zombie.
Score of four. Good job.
My very first time.