1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Where did Aunt Goanna's dip this? Look, that's me. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Do I still look like that? No. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,000 No? You look way better. I look better all the time. 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 That's not making it into the video. It has to. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 That is the best part. Clearly coached. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Clearly coached. Okay. 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,000 It's just dust. Yeah, it's gravy juice. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 It's called dust. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Yeah, sure. See, man, normally I'm super into PCs, 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 but this one makes me kind of... 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Can you remember that time I traveled 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,000 across the border for you to smuggle something? I do, actually. 13 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Wait, tell us about that story. It was an exchange for anything I wanted at the mall. 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 And I picked a $20 shirt. 15 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 And if I had known better, I should have picked something. 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 You should have picked something way better. I, man, I got off so easy on that. 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000 So I got caught trying to smuggle firecrackers over the border the day before. 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 I didn't want to see it. So I'm glad you are. Yeah, whatever. 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Statue of limitations. The point is, the next day I was like, 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 well, I need them for my brother's birthday. 21 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 And obviously, I can't do it because I just got caught. 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 So I had her mule removed for an old man. 23 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:21,000 And I'm just, like, innocent, naive little sister 24 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,000 at this point, like, I'll do it, sure. Yeah, how bad could it be? 25 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Well, thankfully, I am kind of innocent looking, I think. 26 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 And I didn't get caught. Yeah. You did get pulled over again. 27 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:38,000 I did. So. Well, the thing is, I had the receipt in my car. 28 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Well, that was smart. For that day. Oh. 29 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Really? So they knew I had bought firecrackers again. 30 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:51,000 So they searched my car. I was like, you're a magician. 31 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Then they left the receipt on my dash. 32 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Did they? They did. Do you still have it? 33 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 No, I don't. Aw. But they obviously didn't find anything. 34 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 They were like, you're free to go, but they left it there. Like, we knew it. 35 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,000 We know what you did. We know what you've done. It's not a bad little machine. 36 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,000 It's, I think, what was it, like 3770 or something like that? 37 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 The crazy Russian was trying to steal this from me. 38 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,000 That doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't go by that anymore because, you know, 39 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Russia and all that. Slav. Slav, he prefers. 40 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Ivan. I remember this one time, I found out that one of the, like, 41 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 customer care guys or something, someone from RMA or something, 42 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 had been tasked with carrying something up to her office. 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,000 So I came over and I was like, I'm Esther. 44 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 That's not even that heavy. You can move it. 45 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 What was it? Did I task him or did somebody was like, hey, 46 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 you should help her carry that up the stairs? They can't help themselves. 47 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,000 They're pathetic nerds. I think that was more of a likely story because I can carry some stuff. 48 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 I know you can. I can carry this. Yeah. 49 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Yeah. Varsity basketball team. I carry my PC all the way here from the island. 50 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:05,000 That's true. I think somebody made an offer and I gladly accepted. 51 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:10,000 It's not your fault at that point. Remember the time I made you a tuna sandwich? 52 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 And I was like, oh, this is so good. 53 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:18,000 And you're like, do you want it back? No, I don't want it for that. 54 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:23,000 You don't? Wow, what an asshole. 55 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:28,000 You're very kind. I remember the time you made something though. 56 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Was it cookies? They were inedible. 57 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I, those were the worst. I had blocked this memory. 58 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Those were the worst cookies I've ever encountered in my life. Didn't you substitute some critical ingredient? 59 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 No, I just forgot flour. Right. 60 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Wow. Critical. Yeah, well, you substituted flour for nothing. 61 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 And her dad was so nice about it. 62 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 He ate almost the whole thing. Yeah. 63 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 They were very good, minus the texture. 64 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Supportive. I mean, you have a very supportive family. 65 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 There was nothing redeeming about those cookies. 66 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 You could ask my dad. He would say otherwise. 67 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Yeah. I would say the same thing about my daughter's cookies too. 68 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Good. That's every dad's shot. 69 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Yours? I owe you nothing. I am right down there slumming it with Luke and Esther and my wife. 70 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 We get each other. Yeah. 71 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:35,000 You know what's funny is it's not just her and her sister. It's the whole clan. 72 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 They're all, they're all like that. 73 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,000 It was amazing. We went overseas. We're talking family members that these people haven't even met. 74 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,000 And I'm like, you are all identical. 75 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Seriously. That trip back to Malaysia, Mirnai, was very enlightening for me. 76 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Don't generalize. I'm not generalizing. 77 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 I met these people. These people. 78 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Yes. These people I'm talking about. 79 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:07,000 That was not a you people. Don't, don't, don't drag race into this. 80 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:14,000 All right. Okay. We're going to install two fans on this tower cooler that is way over specced for the CPU. 81 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,000 One of those fans would have done a perfectly good job. And the reason is... 82 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,000 I'm miming the answer. I don't know what I can't talk. 83 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Okay, let's try again. 84 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 In case one of the fans dies. 85 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Oh, that's great. Hold on. 86 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:09,000 I told you guys he was fun. 87 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,000 I said that wrong. And eye makeup destroyed. 88 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Got him. 89 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Let's go for the whole face makeup. 90 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Can you stop making me laugh? 91 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Okay. 92 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Okay. That's great. I'm composed. 93 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Sort of. They told her to hire someone and didn't give her any money, so... 94 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,000 You put two and two together and there's Riley and I had one other intern. 95 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:56,000 And they did a great job. You find a cheap enough person, they'll solve that problem. 96 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:01,000 And then I went on that leave twice and they held the fort and they did a great job. 97 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,000 And I got them hired and then... They took your job. 98 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 No, I went on that leave again. 99 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 And then you took him. Yeah, I did. 100 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 No, no, no, no. 101 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Because I didn't take Riley, okay? 102 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I quit NCIX and someone needed to run the channel. 103 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Yes. So he joined the NCIX Tech Tips team. 104 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:31,000 After, yeah. Everything went down. I actually take him until later when NCIX went down. 105 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Is it supposed to go in? Oh, yeah. 106 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,000 That's what she said. Can we stop with those jokes? 107 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:45,000 No. You would think as soon as you became my official brother in law, you would stop with those jokes. 108 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yeah, I mean you'd think a lot of things, man. 109 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:52,000 You'd think 18 years of your sister's influence, I would have grown up a little bit. 110 00:07:52,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Just a little. Just a little bit. But I've been with her as long as either of us existed without the other? 111 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Really? Yeah. That's profound. 112 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Well, no, it's just math. Right. 113 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Yeah. Which we discovered. Isn't that wild? 114 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 It is wild. Congratulations. Yeah. 115 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,000 18 years. Is that coming up, mate? 116 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I don't know. 117 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 I just know that I'm through. You're right. You're not that profound. 118 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Yeah, no. It's just strictly math. I just know that I'm late 36 and we met at like late 18. 119 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 So we must be kind of there. 120 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Wow. Yeah. Yeah, math's not my spot point. 121 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:42,000 And because I'm younger, and I've known you much for just about the same amount of time. 122 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Just about your whole life? Yeah. Pretty much. 123 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 My whole life. That's right. 18. 124 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Yeah. She's really young. 125 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:56,000 We're not going to go there. 126 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I am very young. Should I shake it? Like, so it falls out of the box? 127 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I'm just kidding. I'm not that bad. 128 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I finally figured it out. 129 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Why do people do stuff for you? Because you just like look so helpless that they just can't help it. 130 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,000 They have to leap to your rescue. 131 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 That is not kind. Let me see if I can figure out how to open this door. 132 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I can open a box. I just wasn't used to doing it. 133 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Show casing. Let me turn it around the box before I can open this. It's like, I need to go to sleep tonight. 134 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,000 If you spin it enough times, it's like, open me. 135 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,000 The sun, yeah. 136 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Life just kind of figures itself out, you know, when you do that. 137 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 That's great. Do you know why your sister didn't change her name? 138 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:56,000 This you can include. Because it costs about $50. 139 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,000 She is way cheaper than me. 140 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,000 I'm not about to spend another $50 to change it back. 141 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,000 I'm just kidding. I actually like my last name. 142 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,000 I was very happy to stop being a hoe. 143 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,000 That is the actual reason though. Is it really? 144 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 That is really the reason. It's hilarious. I know. 145 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:23,000 That's quite funny. I know. She is legitimately the actual cheapest person. 146 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I know. It's amazing. I still remember back when we used to like swing by and get like milk or something. 147 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:37,000 And she would actually save the receipt so that she could get like the $3.14 from your 148 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 parents or whatever in reimbursement. I was like, I was like, really? 149 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Yeah. Does it matter? 150 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 She still does that to me. 151 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 You still do that to her. 152 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Do you watch? You guys are both like that. 153 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,000 There you go. Maybe that's the same that I'll never end. 154 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Did you watch the one with my sister? I did. She's so cute. 155 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,000 She's very endearing. Oh, she's great. 156 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,000 I feel bad for ripping on my sister and she's not here to defend herself. 157 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Oh, she knows all these things. Or roast back. I have a microphone ready for her if she wants to come defend herself. 158 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Yeah, if we want to really get the stories about Esther. 159 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,000 I mean, I didn't either until she was six or whatever the math works. 160 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Because she's very young. I like this. 161 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 We should keep it this going. Yeah. 162 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:34,000 We'll just tell all the family members. It really didn't help that occasionally like, you know, I would make dirty jokes because 163 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:40,000 I do. Remember that one time that Netlink started with you popping your head out from under 164 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:45,000 the table? No. Did that air? 165 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,000 I have to confess that I did not think that one through. 166 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Did this air? I think so. 167 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Did it really? Yeah. So I'm just, I'm just standing there and the episode starts and then you pop up from 168 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:02,000 under the table and I'm here and it's like. 169 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 That is bad. Why did you let that air? 170 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:10,000 I mean, it's funny. Also, I don't watch videos before they go up. 171 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 So. At that time you did, didn't you? 172 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Nope. Who was editing? I don't know. 173 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:25,000 It's not working. I'm not falling for it. 174 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Usual. Okay. I'm not. 175 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:33,000 There's so many bad jokes though. Is there any danger of breaking it already? 176 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 No. Okay. Not with that kind of strength. 177 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I'm holding back my strength because I don't want to break it. 178 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,000 All right. You didn't tell me if my makeup was actually all smudged or not. 179 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000 That's fine. Okay. I mean. 180 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:52,000 That's what a good brother-in-law would do. I thought I would just say you look great regardless, right? 181 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000 No. No. Always tell the truth. 182 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 That's such a lie. That is such a trap. 183 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000 No. With me it's not. You know what's really funny? 184 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Because your sister says that exact same thing and it is a trap. 185 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Well, I have no reason to trap you. 186 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:13,000 It's always a trap. Her on the other hand probably tons of reasons. 187 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 It's always a trap. It's not. Never. 188 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Be honest with me. Honestly, that's a trap and I will never get sucked into it. 189 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,000 It's always a trap. I wanted a brother because he would always tell me the truth. 190 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Sorry. Why did you want a different brother? 191 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:37,000 Because I wanted, well, I was boyish going up and my sister was not. 192 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:42,000 And I wanted to go do tomboy things. 193 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,000 And so I wanted to do it with me. 194 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 And so yes, that's why. And you know, she's not that bad. 195 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:55,000 You don't give her enough credit. You know, when I realized that she was going to stick around was when I had to muck out 196 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:03,000 the horse stalls when she was over once. And instead of just waiting for me, she got on some boots and shoveled horse pit. 197 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Wow. This one doesn't want to go in straight. 198 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Okay. Don't ask if it's in yet. 199 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:18,000 I knew it was coming. 200 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 I wouldn't. You would. 201 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Kale. No, I mean, I wouldn't ask if it's in yet. 202 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Okay. Good. Again, how did you have children? 203 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 How do you think this works? Are you still naive? 204 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Very much so. 205 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Are your kids will fast charge their phone? Yes, we'll get a phone. 206 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Realistically, I know I'm not building this for you. 207 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 This is for the nephew and the niece. 208 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000 They appreciate it very much. Yeah, they were very enthusiastic earlier. 209 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,000 That's the thing with kids. When you tell them something, they're like, yay. 210 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 And then when you tell them, okay, say yay, they're like, yeah. 211 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Behind scenes, my son is like his biggest hype man. 212 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Yeah. True story. And then he heard me say a bad word today. 213 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000 I know. I'm so sorry. That was my bad. 214 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:17,000 And then he goes in there and he's like, mom, I think that's the F word. 215 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000 But they just put stars. 216 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,000 This is not a very PG safe space for kids. 217 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,000 We recreated the whole thing with the sign reveal. 218 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000 What actually happened was I was so taken aback. 219 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I was like, oh, for sakes, right? 220 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,000 And I was telling these guys after. You know he's going to watch this video. 221 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:45,000 That is the first time. Okay, that's the first time I think your parents have ever heard me drop, 222 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 like, greater than a dam. 223 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000 The whole family is here. I was just so taken aback. 224 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:57,000 I was in my work environment. There aren't supposed to be kids in in-laws here. 225 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,000 It was my safe space. You knew I was coming. 226 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Where did you find that, by the way? Where did you get that? 227 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000 I don't remember. You know what? 228 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:17,000 I think it might have been like an old hardware salvager, 229 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000 not free geek. I think it was like a retro, oh shoot, they came to, 230 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:26,000 okay, it's coming back to me. I think it was from Disappearing Inc. 231 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Are they local? I'll check. INC. 232 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Like, you found it or they found it and gave it to you? 233 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Hold on. Disappearing Inc. 234 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Computers. Yeah, I think it was from Disappearing Inc. 235 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000 They tracked it down somehow in the NCIX closures 236 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000 and it made its way to me through them. 237 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Really? Yeah, so I have that. I have one of the counter signs for like, 238 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,000 this till is closed. I have one of the old building signs. 239 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000 I'm building a computer in it. I'm going to put it in my office. Nice. 240 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Yeah, I've still got like the sunglasses 241 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,000 and some liners. Oh yeah, yeah. And I'm pretty sure I still have my cringy, 242 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 like boxy, ugly gray NCIX shirt somewhere. 243 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I had so many of these. 244 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Really? And like various styles. And remember we were like plastered on the Broadway store 245 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000 which we had no idea we were going to be? Yeah, no I didn't know. 246 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000 And like buses. And I took pictures of all that stuff. 247 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000 I don't have any pictures of the buses and stuff. 248 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:37,000 I should try and find them. Yeah, it's kind of weird how hard they leaned into marketing us. 249 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,000 I don't know. Spokespeople. Weird coincidence they went bankrupt so soon after. 250 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Yeah. Yeah. It's because I went on mat leave and disappeared for like three years. 251 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 That's got to be it. I know. 100%. 252 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Okay, where's our RGB header? Because I was very good at building PCs. 253 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Oh yeah. I didn't have Riley write any scripts for me at all. 254 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Yeah. Oh man, the best part of that is Riley, not that technical. 255 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 No he's not. He is now actually. Yeah. 256 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Yeah, yeah, he's good. I believe it. But when he was hired he was like. 257 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Yeah, he knew nothing. I don't know if he'd ever built a computer. 258 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:21,000 No. How do you do this when you're so short? 259 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,000 I can hardly see. 260 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Time up on the table. I'd like to see that. 261 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Oh, it's happened more than once. Oh. 262 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Oh yeah. Oh, you're almost there. 263 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Just a little to the left. 264 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Oh my God. I can't think of like music without hearing that Fergie album. 265 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Oh. That bloody Fergie album that she played for like an entire year on repeat. 266 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000 You know I do that with every song I like. Yeah. 267 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 I just listen to it over and over and over again. Oh my God. 268 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Did you have to do it in the living room? Did they not? Did we? 269 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000 In their headphones? Oh no. I know. 270 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:11,000 I know that was Beyonce, but just like, oh man, Fergalicious baby. 271 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 And apparently Alanis Morcette. Yeah. 272 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Yeah. Well. Wow. 273 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:22,000 You listened to a lot of songs that I liked. 274 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 You were very patient with me growing up. 275 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 That is. And you're patient with me now. Awesome. 276 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Damn. I am legit impressed. 277 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000 That is a really tough plot. 278 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,000 He couldn't have done it. Piano fingers. I guess so. 279 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:44,000 I never made you listen to me play piano though. I'm sure you were perfectly fine at piano. 280 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000 I mean, didn't you get to like grade eight or something? 281 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Yeah. Can you still play? No. 282 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,000 I can not. Your sister's been trying to pick it up again lately. Actually, I just got a keyboard. 283 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,000 So I hated piano for years and years. 284 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Yeah. Your sister told me about how you guys would pretend to practice, which is. 285 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Yeah. And then we would get. Like. 286 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Woken up in the middle of the night because they found out we didn't practice. 287 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Ruler in a hair. 288 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,000 You will play every note correctly. 289 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 But it did the trick because we were pretty decent. 290 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Because you can still play. No. 291 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,000 No. Because you developed a love for it. 292 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:31,000 I am rediscovering my love for it somehow. 293 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000 After a lot of therapy. 294 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Okay. Getting mom and dad. I love you. 295 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Yeah. They're definitely going to watch this. So careful what they say. 296 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 I know. They're taking care of my kids right now. 297 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,000 Yeah. They're great. They actually watch a shocking number of these videos. 298 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Your mom will just make an offhand reference to like something on the WAN Show. 299 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 And I'm like. What? 300 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 That's like exchange jokes that our kids told us. 301 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Okay. Go for it. 302 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000 No. No. You go first. 303 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Oh. Should I continue? Yeah. 304 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this. 305 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Linus. What's this? Your nose. 306 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Just nose. Just nose. Nose. 307 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 What's in my hand? Nothing. Linus knows nothing. 308 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000 That's very good. Okay. Why did the chicken cross the road? 309 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Why? Knock, knock. Who's there? 310 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Chicken. That's a good one. 311 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000 That's a quality joke. 312 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 That's a pretty good joke. 313 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Also my eldest daughter. 314 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Her and my son go back and forth with their jokes. 315 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Wow. You got this right. 316 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Why are you so impressed? I am a pro. 317 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Because nobody gets this right. It's only been 45 years. 318 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Look, we did a video recently where a viewer came in and their job was to troubleshoot 319 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 a computer. Basically only had this wrong with it. It took them two hours. 320 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Okay. Really? And they watched the channel. 321 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 You don't watch the channel. I know you don't watch the channel. 322 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I watch it every day. Yeah. 323 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Are you and my mom both? 324 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Okay. Let's go ahead and put this in. I might have to put a disclaimer on the screwdriver product page. 325 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 I think so. Yeah. 326 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Only for advanced screwers. Not for young naive ones. 327 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Editor, does that count? 328 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:39,000 I am not going to be part of this video anymore. 329 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,000 I will never come back. I'll send you a preview clip and what to edit out. 330 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000 You'll just choose like all the spots that you're there. 331 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Okay. He's not sending that. Yeah. 332 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 The sanitized cut. It'll be like a seven second cut. Yeah. 333 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000 The shortest. Just the most amazing parts. 334 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Yeah. It'll just be a shot of the kids cheering. 335 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,000 There we go. Just an awkward intro and a big finish. 336 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Now you can officially stop the countdown. 337 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Boo. We need my sister here to verify some of these. 338 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Yeah. I mean, you watched the roast. 339 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,000 We don't need her to verify anything else. 340 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Yeah, I watched the roast. 341 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 You were in the audience, weren't you? No. 342 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,000 I thought you came. No. When was this? 343 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Like a few years ago. I thought you were. Did you not? 344 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Were you not able to make it or something? I didn't even know about it. 345 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000 I don't think so. I don't believe that. Goodness. 346 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000 You did not invite me to your own roast? I don't think so. 347 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 I would have been the first one out there. No, I mean in the audience. 348 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Yeah, no, I would have been the first one out there. The roast. 349 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,000 I want an invite next time. I don't know if you do it again. 350 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Are you sure you weren't there? Yeah. 351 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,000 I could have just been really busy or something. No, I don't think I got an invite. 352 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 You probably did not want me up there. No, that doesn't make sense. 353 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000 We invited all our family members. 354 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:24,000 I thought. Hey, did we not invite your sister to the roast? 355 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Oh, why not? 356 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Oh, this is on me. 357 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Okay, see you later. How rude. 358 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000 I don't know. Am I not family? 359 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Yeah. Should we come to think of it? 360 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Did we invite all our family members? My sister was there. 361 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Ouch. That's all I know. No, I didn't. 362 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Ouch. I don't know. I don't know. 363 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I'm feeling very awkward right now. Maybe I should just go home. 364 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Now you want the computer. 365 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000 He's not wrong. I know why everyone tolerates me. 366 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Well, I'm sorry. 367 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000 I totally thought you were there. 368 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000 My bad. Okay, well, we did a roast. 369 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000 And your sister went pretty ham. 370 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:28,000 That's what I'll say. She did not hold back. 371 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Good for her. The gloves came off. 372 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 There was no gloves and no love. 373 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:42,000 There is another RGB header, but we have to journey to Mount Doom to get at it. 374 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Frodo made this look so hard. 375 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,000 I decided because I'm doing it really easily. 376 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Just wind the whole time. You have the one ring. 377 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Yeah, come on. Bearing it. There's a ring there on it. 378 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,000 You couldn't have buried the ring. Yeah, you totally would have put it on. 379 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Dude, you just shmeagled all over the place. So fast. 380 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000 What? This looks cool. What the heck? 381 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000 He totally would have worn the one ring. No way. He would have. 382 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Dilpa would have given it to you. He would have just been like, wow, cool. 383 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:23,000 No way. Hey, check it out. I'm invisible to you guys. 384 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 No. 385 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Just a heads up. I got to go in like 20 minutes because I have a doctor's appointment. 386 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000 You don't want to stay for this? No, I'm having a pretty good time. 387 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000 But I mean, I've got a doctor's appointment. I can't change that already. 388 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,000 It's pretty good though. I like your background commentary. 389 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Thanks. And laughs. We've had a lot of laughs today. 390 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Yeah. A few cries. Every family event. 391 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Speaking of wedges. You need your Lord of the Rings thing 392 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,000 before you do what you're about to do next. Wait, which Lord of the Rings thing? 393 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000 The one where you went off on how I would totally 394 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000 just take the ring or whatever. What did I say? 395 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,000 No, you would totally put it on. If you had the one ring, Bill would give it to you. 396 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,000 You'd just put it on and be like, ah, check it out, guys. I'm invisible. 397 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,000 I think it's almost funnier off screen. Yeah, well, that way the editor can decide. 398 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,000 The editor can choose, yeah. Because it's quite long. That's what I was worried about. 399 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Now they can cut it however they want. You're right. 400 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,000 And when you write, you're right. So can we hear them? 401 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Yeah, I have my mic on. Okay, but not you. 402 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 I like your commentary too. They can usually pick up the camera, guys. 403 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000 They don't let me wear a mic anymore. No? 404 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 They didn't end it. David's talked a lot. 405 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,000 And it made it hard to cut the video. 406 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:50,000 As they're speaking of memories, have you thought up a favorite memory of Linus? 407 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 She can't think of one good memory. 408 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000 No, there's just so many. 409 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:00,000 I'm definitely not paper thin wall 410 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 between mine and my sister's room. 411 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,000 See, I didn't want to go there. 412 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000 I really didn't think about that at the time. 413 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:15,000 I wasn't listening. What did you go to school for again? 414 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Didn't you drop out? To get my MRS. 415 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,000 It worked well for you. It did. 416 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000 One year of science. That was all it took. 417 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Yeah. You don't strike me as a scientist. 418 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,000 No, but I have great chemistry. Nice. 419 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000 And I'm very interested in biology. 420 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Let's see how far this can go. I know. 421 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Yeah, let's stop. 422 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:50,000 I had a dollar for every time a host sister has said that to me. 423 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000 I wasn't going to say my last name on camera, 424 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000 but you're just going for it. 425 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000 What? It's the thing. 426 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000 It is not. It's not. It was always NCIX sister. 427 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Everyone knows your sister's last name. They do? 428 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Yeah. Guilty by association. 429 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,000 I just mean they don't figure it out. 430 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000 This is very fragile. This plastic thing here. 431 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000 You just want to make sure that when you're plugging it in, 432 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000 you don't go like that at all because it'll snap this off. 433 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000 You just kind of brace it. Yes, always straight in. 434 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Sometimes it's funner the other way. 435 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:41,000 I didn't mean it that way, you guys. 436 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Here? Sure. It's a free entry. 437 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:56,000 All right. Success. Just like you wanted. 438 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Okay. Let's put these on here. 439 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000 We didn't want to break any SSDs today. That's what I meant. 440 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Good. That was it. Last question for today. 441 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Did you have fun? No, this was awful. 442 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Storm Ed's hanging out with him. Ouch. 443 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I'm kidding. Ouch. Like I said, we laughed. 444 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 That explains why you didn't come to Christmas dinner. 445 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Or the roast. She skipped Christmas dinner. No, no, no. 446 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000 You were invited to Christmas dinner. Don't even. 447 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000 Did I not come to Christmas dinner? No. What are you talking about? 448 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000 You were in a Christmas dinner. This pass? 449 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Yeah. Oh, you're right. 450 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000 I wasn't. She skipped out on me. Oh boy. 451 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000 I'm never going to live that one down. 452 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,000 No. I had a blast today, guys. 453 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 It was so fun. You should invite me over again. 454 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Not at Christmas, apparently. 455 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Or wait, I guess we can invite you. 456 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000 It's just whether you bother to show up. 457 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Oh, man. My kids had a good time. 458 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,000 I love these. Yeah, she stuck the kids on. 459 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Right. I remember. That was kind of the, you know, we had to trade off. 460 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000 So you're remembering now how it went down? Yes. 461 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:23,000 We drew the short straw and they had to deal with us for Christmas. 462 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000 We take turns. Yeah. 463 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000 We can only handle so much. Well, why is it always the kids turn? 464 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000 It's not always. 465 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000 All right. Ready? Ready? 466 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000 All right. Press the button. You built it. 467 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Cool. Go, Chris Goll. 468 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:57,000 This is about as good as they make them these days. 469 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000 It's impressive. We haven't even turned on HDR yet. 470 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,000 So let's go ahead and do that. What was that? 471 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Really? Yeah, there's a peel on there still, but you should manage to pull the tab off. It's fine. 472 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, it's on there. 473 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Are you positive? Yeah. 474 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Okay. Let's see how long she survives. Go ahead. 475 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Are there keys that I'm supposed to use? Alright, yes. Mostly here. 476 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Useful? Yeah, WASD. Yeah, you know what's up. 477 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000 You've played a video game before. Alright, here we go. 478 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Oh, look at that. That's very lush. 479 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Yeah. Move with WASD, jump with space. 480 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Okay, what do I do with my card? 481 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000 That is the question that adults ask, yes. 482 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:55,000 Oh, let's chop that down and throw some of my throwing. 483 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:00,000 You can go chop a tree. I don't want to do that. That's rude. 484 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,000 That's definitely what you're supposed to do, though. 485 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:11,000 What are these, drumsticks? Oh, that's food. But basically, yes. 486 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Okay, how do I chop a tree if I must? 487 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:20,000 You hold it. Ah, you weren't done yet. 488 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Destroy the tree. Hold down the left button. There you go. Add one. 489 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Hey, there we go. Good job. Good chopping. 490 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,000 New recipes unlocked. Check your recipe book. 491 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:37,000 I do not know how to do that. I'm guessing R. F1, I, nope. 492 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Oh boy, that wasn't it. Oh, same screen shots. 493 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Oh, okay, we changed to third person view. Oh, oh. 494 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Hey, that looked pretty good. There's a B. 495 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Okay, I really don't know. So you might just have to start guessing. 496 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Oh, recipe book, I think. There we go. Hey, there we go. 497 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Alright, you can make that. Nice. 498 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Or a birch plank. Nice. 499 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Or a twed. Okay, let's do a crafting table. So you're going to need four of these to make that. 500 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Oh. And to make that, you need one of these. 501 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000 So you're going to have to go chop down some more trees. Basically. 502 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000 You can press the skeet. 503 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Okay, sorry. 504 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Chopping you down. Nice. 505 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Is that enough? Nope. 506 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000 You have two. You need four. Oh. 507 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Don't worry, your son will show you all this stuff. And if he's anything like mine, it'll be in a super condescending tone. 508 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Okay, I've got four. 509 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Alright, I forget how to get to the inventory. It might have been T. 510 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Nope, it wasn't. Why? 511 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Well, now you're typing. Sorry. Oh, am I typing too? 512 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Dad, no one. Yes. Hello. 513 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Yeah. Help. Okay, so what was it? 514 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000 Was it Y? Shoot. What was the inventory button? 515 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:07,000 E. E. Okay, you can make that. 516 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Okay, yes. Good. 517 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000 And now you can make that, I think. 518 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Oh, wait. No, you have to confirm that first. 519 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Sorry. I actually don't play this evening. And then I think you click that, maybe? 520 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Yeah, there you go. And then you drag that into your inventory. 521 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Good. Now you can make that. 522 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Okay. Yeah. Where did they go? 523 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. 524 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000 I'm just brand new. Yeah, now you have a crafting table. 525 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000 Nice. Okay, so I think... 526 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,000 What's this? Food, I think. I don't know. 527 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,000 I'm guessing. It looks like food. That's when I was a picture of an apple and a cup of lava. 528 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000 I want the cup of lava. I don't know about you. 529 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Notice how quiet the computer is, though? 530 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Yeah. I'm like, is it working? 531 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Yes. Mine was so loud. 532 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Did I ever hold the phone up to my computer? 533 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000 I don't know. Did you? I thought so. 534 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000 And I was like, do you hear this? Is it supposed to be this loud? Oh, yeah. 535 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000 No, it's not. Like, considering I didn't really have any fans. 536 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Yeah. Yeah, so this one is... It's getting very loud. 537 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Crazy quiet. Okay, so we can go out of your inventory. 538 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Okay. Okay. Now you might want to put your crafting table down somewhere. 539 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Maybe at the top of this hill. Okay. I can climb the hill. 540 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000 You're going to need to hold W while you... Yeah, okay, there's a thing above your head. 541 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,000 You're bonking your head a lot. That's just not bad though. There you go. 542 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Nice. I still can't. Nice. 543 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Nice. Oh, now I'm just getting rid of all the trees. 544 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Okay. Like a tree killer. Yeah, you went from... 545 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000 No, I couldn't possibly harm them too. 546 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Yeah. Well, what do you do for a crafting table? 547 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Okay. How do we do that? Oh, okay. 548 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Well, I'm not like that. So it's good. Oops. 549 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Okay. No, no, this is good. So put your crafting table... 550 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000 I don't know. Here. Yeah, there. 551 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Now it's in your bar. And then you can drag it out of the thing or something. 552 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 No, I don't know how to do this. Three. 553 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,000 There we go. Now you can put it down with right click. Hey, now you left click it. 554 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Oh, maybe not. No, I don't want to... Right click it. 555 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000 I don't know. Hey, there we go. All right. 556 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,000 So now you can make an axe. Do I want to make an axe or do I want to make a sword? 557 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Well, okay. Or a hoe. That might be the most appropriate. 558 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000 That we've already got. Really, you're going to make a hoe. So you'll need more birch. 559 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000 But the fastest way to get birch is with an axe. 560 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Okay. Sorry. I know. 561 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:46,000 I'm sorry. I'm boring. You will need to go get some more birch before you can even make the axe, though. 562 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Okay. Okay. The daytime cycle I thought was a lot faster in this game. 563 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,000 I... Well, here we are. 564 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000 All right. I think you have enough. 565 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,000 You just have to convert the birch into birch planks and then make your axe. 566 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Can I jump? And then you can chop a lot faster. I can jump an axe at the same time. 567 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Look at that. I don't think it's chopping a hoe. 568 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Oh. Something was falling. Okay. 569 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 You have to go back to your crafting table, though. Oh. 570 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000 I do. Where is that? Where did we put that? 571 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000 That was behind you. Up there. Yeah. 572 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000 I think this is bad. You should see her drive. Hey. 573 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:34,000 I am a good driver. That is probably the most frequent compliment I get. 574 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Really? Is that... Oh, I can park a truck. 575 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Nice. I get it just about every day. 576 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Yeah, yeah. You're good. What do I do? 577 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000 I think you just go into your inventory again. No. 578 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Crap. This is the most frequent compliment I get. 579 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Really? Is that... Oh, I can park a truck. 580 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Nice. I get it just about every day. Yeah, yeah. 581 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Crap. Did you click on it? I think you click on it then. 582 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Right click? Yeah, there we go. Okay. 583 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Axe. Oh, wait. No, first this. 584 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000 No, wait. No. First... 585 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Wait, check the ax. Yeah, you have to make that. So that... 586 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000 I have to make what? Yeah, you have to make this. Oh. 587 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Yeah. So make a bunch of that. Yeah. 588 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 That was three, right? Yeah, sure. And then take that down into your inventory. 589 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000 There we go. All right. Now you can make the ax. 590 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Everyone watching this must be... Why are they watching this? 591 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000 You guys don't have to watch this. 592 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Okay, drag the ax down to your inventory. 593 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Okay. Awesome. Now, escape. 594 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Now we can equip our ax, which I don't know how to do. 595 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Two. Two? Oh, yeah. 596 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000 I think you saw this number. Hey, we got an ax. Ah. 597 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Okay. Now we can top freeze better. This is a shoe. 598 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000 You don't want to do that. Get it. No, I can't do that. 599 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Get it. Murder it. No. 600 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Murder it. Will it murder me? No. 601 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000 No. It's an innocent little sheep. Why would it do that? 602 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Exactly. No, you get it. Get it. 603 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 No. Get it. Kill it. 604 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000 You need the meat. You have to eat. I got lots of meat. 605 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Really? Yes. I thought you were all innocent. 606 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000 I have a sweater. You got to get the sheep. No, I'm not getting the sheep. 607 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Leave the sheep alone. I'll get more birch. 608 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Okay. When does it become nighttime? 609 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000 I don't know. Do you know how long the day cycle is? 610 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000 I have no idea. Maybe the first day is unnaturally extended so you can make it a little shelter. 611 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000 I don't know though. Should we? 612 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000 How long is the day cycle in Minecraft Survival Node? 613 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Can I feed the sheep? No. 614 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Oh. You eat them. It could be my friends. 615 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000 Oh, daytime in Minecraft lasts for 10 minutes. 10 minutes. 616 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000 It's lonely here. Wait, we must be close then, right? 617 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Have we been at this for about 10 minutes, David? I found it pretty close. 618 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah. 619 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Kill the sheep. Get it. Get the sheep. 620 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 You have to eat. Why? So get the meat. 621 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Exit. Is that that you were the sheep? Yeah. 622 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000 No, the sheep is not coming for me. You can do it. Got it. 623 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000 It didn't die. Yeah, you got to hit it again. I heard it. 624 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000 You got to hit it lots. Now it's injured. You don't want it to suffer. 625 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Yes. Okay, fine. I'll just put you out of your misery. 626 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Yeah, exactly. It's behind you. Oh, my goodness. 627 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,000 What? Oh, there it is. 628 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Just go through the trees that you were so opposed to harming before. 629 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Well, you know what? I think they weren't in your way yet. 630 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Everything's out the window now. 631 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Okay, where'd you go, sheep? Oh, there you are. 632 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Oh, you're so... Murdered. I'm sorry. 633 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Okay, how do I get the meat? Just walk up to it. 634 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Nice. You got the meat. New recipes unlocked. 635 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Let's go. Okay, let's see. 636 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000 What is that? Lime wool. 637 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Brown wool. Oh, different kinds of wool. Yellow wool. 638 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,000 Oh, very nice. Okay, you should make a shelter. 639 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Okay, that sounds like a good idea. 640 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Yeah. With red wool. 641 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,000 With anything you want. You can just grab dirt and then just, like, just make a shelter of dirt. 642 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Okay. Like... Does it look like it's getting darker, David? 643 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,000 I can't tell. I think a little bit. How do I get dirt? 644 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Does that hurt? Yeah, now you got dirt. Okay. 645 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Where would be a good place? You're going to need more than one dirt. 646 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Is that another... That's another sheep, yeah. 647 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Did you see your friend? Let's go. 648 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Stay away from me. I'm out of control. I'm out of my shape. 649 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Can't control myself. Oh! Come back there. 650 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000 You can't... There's going to be the wind point in Minecraft. 651 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Oh, hey! Let's do this shelter here. 652 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000 You need to do the shelter very fast. It's sunset. 653 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Oh. Yeah, you need to get more dirt before it... 654 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Oh, boy. Yeah, I wouldn't just go straight down. 655 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000 You can get quite stuck. Oh, okay. 656 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000 I thought maybe it would be a good, like, hiding place. 657 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Okay, maybe go up to the... 658 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Maybe go up to the top of the hill. Yeah, and then you can start putting down dirt to make your shelter here. 659 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Just click six. 660 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Okay, good. Now if you right-click... 661 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Your sister does this, too. It drives me absolutely crazy. Why are you looking at the ground? 662 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000 You need to see. Okay, it's almost nighttime. 663 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000 You can start making a wall or something. So you just... 664 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000 You got to wait until the little outline comes up. 665 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Also, this is why I was looking here. Yeah, right-click. 666 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000 That's where the outlines come. Yeah, there you go. 667 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Okay, so there you go. Okay, you're going to need to totally enclose yourself somehow. 668 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Am I at a dirt? Yeah, you're at a dirt. 669 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000 So you can go get more dirt. 670 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Left-click for dirt. Yeah, you got to hold it. 671 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Get it. Get the dirt. 672 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Good job. Yeah, yeah. How good does this game look, though? 673 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:09,000 So good. And running so smoothly. 674 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000 You need so many more blocks, Esther. Get the blocks. 675 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:17,000 Oh, my goodness. Why am I taking these blocks when they're already here? 676 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Oh, well, okay. Like, this could be my shelter. 677 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000 What's this blue stuff? It's... You don't have a pickaxe. 678 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000 You can't... Well, you can mine that, but it's too slow. How come they're floating? 679 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Because you're not moving. Because your left hand is not even on the keyboard. 680 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000 You got to move up to them to get them together. 681 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000 I'm trying to keep you alive here. What's going to come for me? 682 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,000 You haven't told me. I don't think you need to worry about that. 683 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Our friendly sheep that I have killed. 684 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Ruthlessly annihilated. 685 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Why are you digging out from next to your wall? Okay, all right. 686 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Okay, you got this. Yes, that was a mistake. Okay, you got this. 687 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,000 I like this little plant. Can I... Oh, no, that's... 688 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000 Okay, yeah, good, good, good. Barricade. 689 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Okay. Quick, murder the sheep. No! 690 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Hit it with the dirt. Did I? 691 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:12,000 I don't know. No, I'm too busy building shelter or getting rid of it. 692 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Okay, all right, good job. How high do I need to go? 693 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,000 I don't know. And like, oops, how do I undo that? 694 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Yeah, you just have to mine it again. 695 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,000 I can't see anything. You're just staring at the ground all the time. 696 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000 I'm trying to put something there. 697 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000 How do I even do that? You're standing on the spot so you can't. 698 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000 So you can move back. Should I look at the ground more? 699 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:44,000 No! Okay, let's go there. 700 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,000 And this is how my kids feel watching me play Minecraft. 701 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll head over there very soon. 702 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,000 What do you need to do? We just need... 703 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Oh, I'm out of dirt. Yeah. 704 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Oh, that's what we're waiting for? 705 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Why didn't you tell me? Well, I told you what you need to know, which is build a shelter. 706 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Do it fast. All right. 707 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Okay, let's get dirt. 708 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000 Look somewhere other than the ground and the wall. 709 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000 And the foliage. It just hasn't happened. 710 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000 I'm getting claustrophobic watching you play. That I am surrounded by that. 711 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Okay, let's just get rid of it all then. 712 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000 If we must. I don't even know where my shelter is anymore. 713 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Is that here? Yeah. Oh, okay. 714 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,000 Here, let's just venture out, okay? Let's forget about the creepers. 715 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Let's just go that way. We didn't even use this crafting table. 716 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 We did? Oh, okay, we did. 717 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Look, it's beautiful out there. It is beautiful. 718 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000 There's beautiful night. There's nothing to worry about. 719 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Yeah, why is it so peaceful? 720 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,000 We're in the world. 721 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000 I remember there being stuff. I thought there was stuff. 722 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Oh, I have to go get those. Oh, okay, stuff's about to get interesting. 723 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000 Oh, okay, what do I do? Kill it, quick! 724 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000 With what? With, I don't know, axe or something. 725 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000 How do I get the axe? Do I have the axe? 726 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000 She might win this fight. 727 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Was I not getting it? Oh, okay, you're less winning the fight now. 728 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Okay, hey, that wasn't so bad. 729 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Minecraft! I didn't know that at night. 730 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Oh, and I thought I was just peacefully building shelter. 731 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:44,000 And I think that's it for peacefully building this zombie. 732 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Oh, should I kill it? Oh, okay. 733 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Or should it kill me? You might try hitting it with pickaxe instead of a hunk of dirt, but... 734 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Orkey water! Oh, with slain by a zombie. 735 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Score of four. Good job. 736 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 My very first time.