Oh my god
Davis my back up team Dennis why you mean that the winners
Why are you guys both on team Dennis? Why not the underdog?
Okay, everyone choose for Linus Linus this Linus that it's Dennis. It's Dennis time, baby
He has to win something at some point and maybe today is the day. No, you know what today is the day of the day
I like that energy. Let's go team Linus. Why do you like kissing your boss's ass?
We're blogging the vlogger Because he's strong
He is like five six of just pure muscle
Right here badminton. What are they called? What do they call the baton balls pure badminton birdie?
You're burning a man is a shuttle cock
I
Just here because he's my CEO Therefore I need him to win. He'll be a wreck on WAN Show if he doesn't win this so I need him to win
You don't think Dennis will stand any chance. I mean he'll be standing for a few seconds. I'm sure
Ethan who do you have? I think I'm on Linus's team, but I want to change my answer
I want to be why do you think Linus is gonna win them?
At first I thought Linus is gonna win because I mean look at the guy, but Dennis has been training pretty hard so
Andrew team Linus or team Dennis. So I kind of have to be on team Dennis
I've been waiting for the last all the shoots. He's done so
Emotionally anyway, but what I will say is that he's done
He's notably better Now than he was when we started. Really? Yeah, his cardio is still absolute
But We'll see which team are you on I don't see you have a hat on I'm on team. Hopefully Linus gets a good suck in the face
You don't care who wins as long as somebody gets hurt We all win if let's get a bunch of the face Andy, which team are you on?
I haven't really won for anyone yet, but I'm leading to more Linus Luke. Hey, how's it going?
Oh, I see you got a red hat on I am I am team Dennis. Why do you think Dennis is gonna win?
How do I think he's gonna win the pure distilled essence of luck that's uh, that's how
When has Dennis been lucky in the back? I mean he got this job. I
Was I was going through the numbers. I'm pretty sure he's shorter. I'm pretty sure he has less reach
I'm pretty sure he's weaker. I think he's less agile. I think he's slower
So what he has going for him is Linus's ego if Linus is too confident his ego is too high, which is
Likely then there's a chance. There's a chance
Dennis's heel my character why is his head it might be vital?
Yvonne, I'm guessing your team Linus. Oh, yeah
Okay, but Dennis had me helping this entire time. So I don't know. I don't know feels weird
Did you see any of Dennis's training or anything? No, but I go to the same personal trainer as he does and he was making fun of Dennis
So I think I have some idea. All right, let's try this. We got ketchup flavor Canadian staple
It tastes like a ketchup chip but popcorn
That's some of the popcorn I've ever eaten. You know it pretty good big popcorn guy big ketchup guy. I'm gonna give it a nine
Dennis media group and we are going to ignore the fact that this is not the right font
And we've also got live left. Wow, and then
To ever exist. Oh my god, wait, where'd you get that Dennis? Yeah, it's right out of stock. And so I just borrowed his
Looks good Luke. Where's your poster?
This one I don't know if you notice what the font is wrong looking dapper there. Well, I was you was this button held on
Oh, jeez. I haven't worn this suit for like six years and it held on and I just decided it got it got
Intimidated by all the fighting. I know you're the commentator and you got to be unbiased, but I voted for Dennis
Any edits all my TechLinked episodes went even when they're really late and I
I'd be a bad person
Yeah, wait, why does he get a black belt and I get a white belt that's
Tigray
Am I paying all these people to be here?
Yes, actually, yes
Hey, Linus, I literally yes
Thanks
Linus did you do any training before this match forgot to put on my job
Oh my god, I don't trust his accuracy. So this is absolutely a necessary piece of equipment for today
As for training other than helping my little girls in their class
Nope, it's been 20 years. Are you nervous at all because Dennis has obviously been training a little bit
I'm not gonna lie. I'm far more nervous today than I was two weeks ago because
Don't tell him, but I'm like
Jesus are already coming in huh? Well, I'm still gonna win. They're just it's gonna be harder. You see that that tear of
Belts, okay. Do you see what color belt Linus is wearing? Do you see what color belt?
Thank your odds or something. I just stepped in here for a second Dennis's belt is
Yeah, but mine's tight not gonna lie. I don't even know what this piece of equipment is for
This one I got figured out shouldn't guard so master Chang, right? Okay
I don't actually know the rules of the match. So are you gonna let me know like what how does it work?
Yes, how does it work? This is this is based on the technical knowledge and then with the take-down techniques
Yeah, when you kick the body, you will be two points and you will keep if we keep the head
It will be three points nice if anything with a spinning spin your body and kick to the body
It will be three points and spinning with the head shot Maybe five five points. Correct. So tell me something. It's like a spinning back here. That will be considered as spinning
That's spinning. Yeah, so that will be three points. Okay, anything punch to the body
And we don't hit to the face correct India the rear Taekwondo match
In official match. Yes, we are allowed to kick to the head as hard as we can but here. No, okay
Can we hit the top of the head? Yes. Okay, so we can do like this. Oh, no using head
No, no, your hand only now to punch body body not to the face
And can we do like a like a leg sweep? No, we are not allowed to hit the low body below your back
Tell me something. Yes, who helped Dennis with his training our instructor. Okay
Do you think he can actually kick me in the head? What I saw from Dennis, you know, he needs to work on his flexibility a little bit
His right leg is definitely better than his left leg. I shouldn't be telling you that before the match
Don't don't don't tell him what's better what that's true. That's true. Okay. Yeah, but you know, definitely watch out
We trained him very much. Yeah, okay for many type of scenarios. Okay, so I'll be ready for anything
But yes, I think Dennis wants to end up you'll be able to take it. Okay, if he wants to it
So it's all about the will of the warrior. I am
I'm just really hot and I feel kind of tired, but
You'll never stupid. I think we'll be okay. What's your plan of attack?
Last long I knew last longer you've been working on your cardio not enough
I Realistically probably not well, I don't have a taekwondo black
My black belt isn't something else. Okay, so technically I'm a taekwondo white though. Okay, it's not wrong. He can't even move the dummy
Okay, quiet sad
What is this Dennis your opponent needs to be blindfolded for you later, what what do I
Now
Don't be ready
Okay, let's see if you can do it. Okay, ready?
Next one. Are you ready?
Face up. Right away. Alright, let's see.
Hands up. Go. Oh!
Oh, you didn't see that. You didn't see that. Okay.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
I need some real cheer for me. Come on, Dennis!
Let's go! Let's go!
Come on, Dennis! Come on!
Come on. Come on! Yeah!
Let's go! Yeah! Oh, my God.
Oh, shit. Okay.
Okay, come here. Let's hit him.
Yeah, behind him. Woo!
Oh! Oh, my God. Come on, go!
Oh! Okay, now shoulder. No.
Oh, my God. Come on. Go!
Oh!
Dennis isn't gonna die. I'm going for it.
Wait, the right choice. Miss him. But then I saw Lyren.
So I was like, okay, we got this. Yeah, yeah. Same.
Yeah. No, Dennis doesn't stand a chance.
Whatever Dennis you're literally sweating right now. I'm just hot
Okay round one, how are you guys feeling?
Round one how you guys feel oh do domination absolutely ruthless I blacked out for a bit
I was screaming too loud. I can't remember most but I'm excited Dennis who
Try I don't think I don't think you can do this
Oh
I
Little disappointed. I think Dennis might be in the lead legitimately I think Dennis isn't the lead the problem is is that Linus is ready to go. He's holding Linus is holding back
He just needs to go full tech tips on him and also Dennis looks like this right now
Is he have one more round in them we'll find out I mean we are technically accomplishing step one of live laughing out
I'm happy that he's connecting hits I I don't know if it's because they're not hitting hard enough for Linus to care or if he's actually doing really well
But either way I hope we don't get a technical knockout who not entering the round
Dennis you got this
I think he's scoring a lot of points, but I think he needs to start these round
Go go go
He might actually have a knee problem. Yeah, he
Legitimately has a knee problem and Linus and Dennis fell on it And I hope he's okay and Dennis didn't give Linus his mouth guard
So he's bleeding because he didn't mold it to his mouth beforehand. So like I'm really pissed at Dennis
I'm gonna go punch him right now
Full credit Dennis that was way better than I thought I got I only one point. I lost one point, right? That's it. Well, that's what they tell you
Seriously, I think my technique. I'm happy to take my cardio. I need to work on that but before that I need a beer