1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Oh my god 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,520 Davis my back up team Dennis why you mean that the winners 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,260 Why are you guys both on team Dennis? Why not the underdog? 4 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:19,720 Okay, everyone choose for Linus Linus this Linus that it's Dennis. It's Dennis time, baby 5 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:25,920 He has to win something at some point and maybe today is the day. No, you know what today is the day of the day 6 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:30,240 I like that energy. Let's go team Linus. Why do you like kissing your boss's ass? 7 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,800 We're blogging the vlogger Because he's strong 8 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,320 He is like five six of just pure muscle 9 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:47,200 Right here badminton. What are they called? What do they call the baton balls pure badminton birdie? 10 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,680 You're burning a man is a shuttle cock 11 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,680 I 12 00:00:54,360 --> 00:01:01,260 Just here because he's my CEO Therefore I need him to win. He'll be a wreck on WAN Show if he doesn't win this so I need him to win 13 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,960 You don't think Dennis will stand any chance. I mean he'll be standing for a few seconds. I'm sure 14 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:11,400 Ethan who do you have? I think I'm on Linus's team, but I want to change my answer 15 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,200 I want to be why do you think Linus is gonna win them? 16 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:20,720 At first I thought Linus is gonna win because I mean look at the guy, but Dennis has been training pretty hard so 17 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:26,080 Andrew team Linus or team Dennis. So I kind of have to be on team Dennis 18 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,780 I've been waiting for the last all the shoots. He's done so 19 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,680 Emotionally anyway, but what I will say is that he's done 20 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:40,720 He's notably better Now than he was when we started. Really? Yeah, his cardio is still absolute 21 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:49,320 But We'll see which team are you on I don't see you have a hat on I'm on team. Hopefully Linus gets a good suck in the face 22 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:56,040 You don't care who wins as long as somebody gets hurt We all win if let's get a bunch of the face Andy, which team are you on? 23 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:02,480 I haven't really won for anyone yet, but I'm leading to more Linus Luke. Hey, how's it going? 24 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,920 Oh, I see you got a red hat on I am I am team Dennis. Why do you think Dennis is gonna win? 25 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:13,200 How do I think he's gonna win the pure distilled essence of luck that's uh, that's how 26 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:18,520 When has Dennis been lucky in the back? I mean he got this job. I 27 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:25,720 Was I was going through the numbers. I'm pretty sure he's shorter. I'm pretty sure he has less reach 28 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,240 I'm pretty sure he's weaker. I think he's less agile. I think he's slower 29 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:36,160 So what he has going for him is Linus's ego if Linus is too confident his ego is too high, which is 30 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,760 Likely then there's a chance. There's a chance 31 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,940 Dennis's heel my character why is his head it might be vital? 32 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,560 Yvonne, I'm guessing your team Linus. Oh, yeah 33 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:52,120 Okay, but Dennis had me helping this entire time. So I don't know. I don't know feels weird 34 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:58,440 Did you see any of Dennis's training or anything? No, but I go to the same personal trainer as he does and he was making fun of Dennis 35 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:03,180 So I think I have some idea. All right, let's try this. We got ketchup flavor Canadian staple 36 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,360 It tastes like a ketchup chip but popcorn 37 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:17,600 That's some of the popcorn I've ever eaten. You know it pretty good big popcorn guy big ketchup guy. I'm gonna give it a nine 38 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:26,200 Dennis media group and we are going to ignore the fact that this is not the right font 39 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,760 And we've also got live left. Wow, and then 40 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:37,240 To ever exist. Oh my god, wait, where'd you get that Dennis? Yeah, it's right out of stock. And so I just borrowed his 41 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,920 Looks good Luke. Where's your poster? 42 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:52,040 This one I don't know if you notice what the font is wrong looking dapper there. Well, I was you was this button held on 43 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:59,120 Oh, jeez. I haven't worn this suit for like six years and it held on and I just decided it got it got 44 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:04,760 Intimidated by all the fighting. I know you're the commentator and you got to be unbiased, but I voted for Dennis 45 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:10,140 Any edits all my TechLinked episodes went even when they're really late and I 46 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,040 I'd be a bad person 47 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,760 Yeah, wait, why does he get a black belt and I get a white belt that's 48 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,360 Tigray 49 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,080 Am I paying all these people to be here? 50 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,560 Yes, actually, yes 51 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,440 Hey, Linus, I literally yes 52 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,760 Thanks 53 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,440 Linus did you do any training before this match forgot to put on my job 54 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:52,920 Oh my god, I don't trust his accuracy. So this is absolutely a necessary piece of equipment for today 55 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,240 As for training other than helping my little girls in their class 56 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:03,080 Nope, it's been 20 years. Are you nervous at all because Dennis has obviously been training a little bit 57 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:08,040 I'm not gonna lie. I'm far more nervous today than I was two weeks ago because 58 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,400 Don't tell him, but I'm like 59 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:19,440 Jesus are already coming in huh? Well, I'm still gonna win. They're just it's gonna be harder. You see that that tear of 60 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:25,080 Belts, okay. Do you see what color belt Linus is wearing? Do you see what color belt? 61 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,320 Thank your odds or something. I just stepped in here for a second Dennis's belt is 62 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:40,840 Yeah, but mine's tight not gonna lie. I don't even know what this piece of equipment is for 63 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,840 This one I got figured out shouldn't guard so master Chang, right? Okay 64 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:54,960 I don't actually know the rules of the match. So are you gonna let me know like what how does it work? 65 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:59,480 Yes, how does it work? This is this is based on the technical knowledge and then with the take-down techniques 66 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:05,040 Yeah, when you kick the body, you will be two points and you will keep if we keep the head 67 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:11,160 It will be three points nice if anything with a spinning spin your body and kick to the body 68 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:20,440 It will be three points and spinning with the head shot Maybe five five points. Correct. So tell me something. It's like a spinning back here. That will be considered as spinning 69 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:25,200 That's spinning. Yeah, so that will be three points. Okay, anything punch to the body 70 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:31,760 And we don't hit to the face correct India the rear Taekwondo match 71 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:37,840 In official match. Yes, we are allowed to kick to the head as hard as we can but here. No, okay 72 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:42,360 Can we hit the top of the head? Yes. Okay, so we can do like this. Oh, no using head 73 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:46,360 No, no, your hand only now to punch body body not to the face 74 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:52,800 And can we do like a like a leg sweep? No, we are not allowed to hit the low body below your back 75 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:59,480 Tell me something. Yes, who helped Dennis with his training our instructor. Okay 76 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:05,760 Do you think he can actually kick me in the head? What I saw from Dennis, you know, he needs to work on his flexibility a little bit 77 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,360 His right leg is definitely better than his left leg. I shouldn't be telling you that before the match 78 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:16,840 Don't don't don't tell him what's better what that's true. That's true. Okay. Yeah, but you know, definitely watch out 79 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:22,120 We trained him very much. Yeah, okay for many type of scenarios. Okay, so I'll be ready for anything 80 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:27,400 But yes, I think Dennis wants to end up you'll be able to take it. Okay, if he wants to it 81 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,840 So it's all about the will of the warrior. I am 82 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,600 I'm just really hot and I feel kind of tired, but 83 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:39,240 You'll never stupid. I think we'll be okay. What's your plan of attack? 84 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:45,680 Last long I knew last longer you've been working on your cardio not enough 85 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:16,300 I Realistically probably not well, I don't have a taekwondo black 86 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:24,720 My black belt isn't something else. Okay, so technically I'm a taekwondo white though. Okay, it's not wrong. He can't even move the dummy 87 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,080 Okay, quiet sad 88 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,480 What is this Dennis your opponent needs to be blindfolded for you later, what what do I 89 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,440 Now 90 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,680 Don't be ready 91 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,360 Okay, let's see if you can do it. Okay, ready? 92 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,360 Next one. Are you ready? 93 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,360 Face up. Right away. Alright, let's see. 94 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,360 Hands up. Go. Oh! 95 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:26,360 Oh, you didn't see that. You didn't see that. Okay. 96 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:29,360 That's it. That's it. That's it. 97 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,360 That's it. That's it. That's it. 98 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,360 I need some real cheer for me. Come on, Dennis! 99 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,360 Let's go! Let's go! 100 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:43,360 Come on, Dennis! Come on! 101 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,360 Come on. Come on! Yeah! 102 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,360 Let's go! Yeah! Oh, my God. 103 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,360 Oh, shit. Okay. 104 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,360 Okay, come here. Let's hit him. 105 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,360 Yeah, behind him. Woo! 106 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,360 Oh! Oh, my God. Come on, go! 107 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,360 Oh! Okay, now shoulder. No. 108 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,360 Oh, my God. Come on. Go! 109 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,360 Oh! 110 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,360 Dennis isn't gonna die. I'm going for it. 111 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,360 Wait, the right choice. Miss him. But then I saw Lyren. 112 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,360 So I was like, okay, we got this. Yeah, yeah. Same. 113 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,360 Yeah. No, Dennis doesn't stand a chance. 114 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:41,640 Whatever Dennis you're literally sweating right now. I'm just hot 115 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:19,440 Okay round one, how are you guys feeling? 116 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:35,680 Round one how you guys feel oh do domination absolutely ruthless I blacked out for a bit 117 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:39,420 I was screaming too loud. I can't remember most but I'm excited Dennis who 118 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:11,040 Try I don't think I don't think you can do this 119 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,680 Oh 120 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,680 I 121 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:23,320 Little disappointed. I think Dennis might be in the lead legitimately I think Dennis isn't the lead the problem is is that Linus is ready to go. He's holding Linus is holding back 122 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:28,200 He just needs to go full tech tips on him and also Dennis looks like this right now 123 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:36,440 Is he have one more round in them we'll find out I mean we are technically accomplishing step one of live laughing out 124 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:45,880 I'm happy that he's connecting hits I I don't know if it's because they're not hitting hard enough for Linus to care or if he's actually doing really well 125 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:50,840 But either way I hope we don't get a technical knockout who not entering the round 126 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,200 Dennis you got this 127 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:40,040 I think he's scoring a lot of points, but I think he needs to start these round 128 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,040 Go go go 129 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,040 He might actually have a knee problem. Yeah, he 130 00:14:55,760 --> 00:15:02,800 Legitimately has a knee problem and Linus and Dennis fell on it And I hope he's okay and Dennis didn't give Linus his mouth guard 131 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:07,320 So he's bleeding because he didn't mold it to his mouth beforehand. So like I'm really pissed at Dennis 132 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,320 I'm gonna go punch him right now 133 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:17,760 Full credit Dennis that was way better than I thought I got I only one point. I lost one point, right? That's it. Well, that's what they tell you 134 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:25,960 Seriously, I think my technique. I'm happy to take my cardio. I need to work on that but before that I need a beer