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You know, I'm a professional eater, so I know what's good, what's bad.

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First of all, let's start from the bottom. Of course, who would ever go to Little Ceaseless?

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Actually, I'd never been there, but it just looks really gross. I don't even want to go in.

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You haven't even tried it though. It just doesn't, it's like a dollar or something, like really cheap.

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It's really cheap, so it's a good value. Yeah.

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And like Taco Bell, I try once, I mean, for the quality of the price, and it's, I think

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it's more of like the vibe in there just kind of gross, so it goes bottom.

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Oh my God, I haven't seen this for a long time.

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I had it once, like many, many years ago, I don't think it's that bad, so I put it in

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the middle. I'm good to see. What's S, is it satisfied?

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It's like super. Super, oh. Yeah.

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I actually, do you know what S means? I have no clue either.

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S, okay, I would like to have Starbucks coffee is good.

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You're going to put it all the way to S though? Yeah.

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Yeah. Is it that good? I think it's pretty good.

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Tim Hortons, I think is more, because like they have some, they have a lot of varieties,

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and it's clean, most of them are pretty clean.

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So it's not bad. I've been, I go there quite often, I'll go to A, A and W, I don't know if we can call

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you a food expert here. Okay, so there, my favorite is there, I like their chicken noodle soup.

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It just tastes so American, Canadian or whatever, it's just like, they do their job.

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It's like, okay, this is, you know, this is fine.

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So you know what, when I go back to Taiwan for a long time, I miss Tim Hortons the most.

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Really? It's just like, that shit has coffee.

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That smell. Wait, so you just called the coffee shitty, but you're putting it in A tier.

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It's like something is so bad, but you missed it sometimes, but you need to have it.

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I don't know. That would be Tim Hortons. That's like Stockholm syndrome.

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A and W, I'll go here, because they have lettuce wrap.

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Okay, okay. Oh my God, okay.

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What is this one? Oh, Church's Chicken. Church's Chicken, you ever had it?

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Ew, this is very like, some of them are really, some of them are really bad, I have some

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bad ones, but I got one once, there's one in first, the Highway in Surrey, they gave

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me extra chicken. So I keep them A. Okay, so also, okay, Burger King, who goes there?

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Wendy's pretty good. I like Wendy's. They have the Chicken Burgers really good, and they have their breakfast now, but I never

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try it. But this is like the places I usually go to, at least like, this is probably like every

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two weeks. Yeah. Every two weeks.

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I don't really go fast for that much, but like, I think at least one week or two weeks

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I'll go there. Okay, but the S tier ones are the ones that you go to like, easily the most.

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Yes. Yeah, and Subway. Ugh.

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I do have some weird creative of Subway sometimes, but still.

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You're going to put it all the way in F tier?

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Like f**k. KFC here is horrible.

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So bad, I don't get it.

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Your F tier is getting a little long there. They used to have like a two knee Tuesday once in high school, then I would move out

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because your value and your price, fine, your two knee. But now they don't have two knee Tuesdays, so you're not, you don't deserve anything

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more than F. Chris knows.

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Chris knows is, the thing is like, in the middle, it's like, kind of Subway, but better

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Subway. Okay. I rock with that.

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DQ. Okay, so things with DQ is, you don't go there for burgers or whatever, chicken fingers

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or whatever. You only go there for ice cream. Only go there for ice cream.

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I think that's pretty valid. I think their burgers are pretty bad. Like, why would you ever order burger there?

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So I would go, I'll put a, here for ice cream only, ice cream only.

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Okay, but have you ever had their food before? I would tell you about food or?

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I mean, overall. Like overall. I mean, we need to put food in there, this, you're going to put it down the S.

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We'll see, we'll go see. Okay, okay. Okay.

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Chipotle, no doubt. Up here.

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Okay. I can rock with that. Fine, guys.

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I only had one. I think it's like, pretty average to be able to go to B.

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Oh! Fat burger, very big and greasy.

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Let's go to B. Okay. Like that.

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Oh. If you have coupon.

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Yep. You know what? For me, when I go to all of these fast food places, I only go there when I have coupon.

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I see. Download the app. Download the app and get coupon.

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So I would go to A. So it's not bad, but it's clean.

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Okay. It's clean. So you really value cleanliness of the place?

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Yeah. Like some, some, some, like some places like KFC, Taco Bell, just like, if you take a peek

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out of the kitchen, just feel a little kind of gross, so don't really, Pizza Hut to be,

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I can't really see the difference with this, too. Dominoes and pizza?

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They're very different. Like the food ones. Because I don't really, I only order like really good, like from good pizza places.

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Like I'm not chained. Okay. Okay.

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So I don't, I never order pizza from them. Yeah. But I'll eat, it's not bad, but I'll go to C.

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Okay. And I'm like, okay. C for both of them.

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Oh. Oh my God. Another fried chicken.

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Yeah. I had kind of food poison, poison situation before from this place, twice.

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They do have good fried chicken. So if you have good chicken, and even, even if I had food poison, I would still put it

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in there. Right. I only have good food.

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Okay. So hold on. Let me get this right.

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Unclean. You put it in F tier, but if it gives you raw chicken and food poisoning, you put it

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in S tier. But no raw chicken. Okay.

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If, if you have food and disgusting and it's not even, the price wise is not even good.

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You're not going up anywhere, but at least you do have good food, but I enjoy the food

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and then I have diarrhea. Fine. I'll still, at least I got something out of it.

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So that's my score.

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We're going to take this around the office and see what people think about this.

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Oh my God. Really? Ethan, what do you think about Dennis's tier list over here?

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I think this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, but I'm also terrified that

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you're going to hate what I pick. Okay. I mean, as long as you can defend it, it's not going to be too bad.

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Okay. First of all, I think I've had churches chicken once.

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I don't think it would be fair to rate, but I'm not going to put it at B. I would put

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it, I'll put it D tier. So you really don't like churches chicken.

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I had it. No. Okay.

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That's not even fair. Okay. You know what?

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I'll keep it there because I've never had it. Okay. All right.

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All right. So you're just going to keep it to where Dennis won. Yeah.

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Okay. Two Mortons, man. I don't care what nostalgia you have.

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This is terrible. At least D. Okay.

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Not worse, but I mean, I do still go there. So D. Right.

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Okay. Where do you even start? Where do I start?

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Okay. I know lots of people don't like Domino's, but I don't hate it.

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I'm going to move it up. I'm going to, I'd say McDonald's is worse than Domino's.

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Okay. So I'm going to do one of these.

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All right. A little switcheroo. A little switcheroo.

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Pizza Hut. No. We're just to fill up the bottom of the board.

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You know what? Two Mortons is going in the bottom.

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Your F tier list is even longer than Dennis's now. What is this?

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I think this has a lot more to do, but I'm confident with my, with your changes, your

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revisions. Yeah. Okay.

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Let's see what logistics have to say. Okay. Okay.

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So this is Dennis's tier list, eh? All garbage. Um, okay.

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Starbucks. Okay. I'll give that A tier.

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Sure. A and W is not an S, but it's pretty good.

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If you've had American A and W, uh, uh, Canadian A and W is an S tier.

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Um, Wendy's, Wendy's is like a B, uh, Chipotle.

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C. Now Popeye, okay.

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Popeye's is too salty. Every time I've had Popeye's, it's too salty.

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So I'm going to give that a D. Whoa. Have you had their sandwich before?

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Yeah. I have had the sandwich before. It's pretty good, huh?

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Uh, church check-in. I've only had once, but I'll say that is A tier.

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Uh, Mickey D's is A tier. Andy, what do you think?

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Mickey D's are A tier? This is wrong. Yeah.

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This is Dennis's list. Yeah. This is Dennis's.

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Yeah. He's right. Tim Hortons is like an F, um, because you never get a donor that isn't squished, especially

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if it's a pasta cream. Like all you get is like the, the chocolate on the top.

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Oh my God. It's stuck to the top of the- Yeah.

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It's stuck to the thing and then he loses it all. Uh, Quiznos is fine. Um, that's probably right.

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I've never had five guys. What? No, I've never had five guys.

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Oh man, you've got to try it out. Fatburger, Fatburger's an A. Would you say Fatburger's an A tier, Nick?

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A tier? Yeah. Their milkshake's fire, right?

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Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

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Okay. Uh, Arby's, Arby's is S tier. And then like S tier?

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Yeah. Have you ever, have you ever had Arby's? Well, I don't-

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The curly fries are good, but everything else is kind of, uh, I don't know.

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Um, Birdman King is definitely not F tier.

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It's terrible. Oh, it's, okay. I'll give you, I'll give you C. Uh, Taco, Taco, Taco Smell is a D. It's not an F. Little

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C's are just probably like a C. Um, Kentucky Fried, I don't know, I like their Colonel

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Advertisement song. I'm going to say that's a B tier, uh, Subway's B. Subway's a B.

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Oh, okay. Oh, wow. It's off the scale.

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Oh boy. I don't know. Um, I don't know, Subway's probably like a B. I don't know, we get Subway fairly often.

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They never get my order, right? But like, it's close enough.

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Um, Dairy Queen, their milkshakes are great.

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Domino's Pizza sucks ass. Um, Pizza Hut, the only good one is the one with the cheese at the crest.

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Search, what do you think? I certainly don't agree with the list. I could probably rearrange it to like, be a little better, but yeah.

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But otherwise, yeah, for me, it's like, Starbucks for me, unfortunately, I'm sorry, that's not

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S tier. That is, is completely, I'm sorry, I'm just going to do this.

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Like that. There we go. That, that for me, like Starbucks, I'm sorry, but they've gone too much downhill.

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Uh, the way is NW, yeah, Wendy's, I can agree, Chipotle, probably an A or a B. Uh, Popeye's,

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yeah, I'm sorry. It's like Jamie was saying, it's too salty, like they just oversold their chicken.

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If you get the spicy one, it's too dry and you don't even have the heat there.

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Like, it's just not as good as the ones used to be, but if you'd go down the states, they're

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actually good. So, the probably A or B for Popeye's, Timmy's, I'm sorry, but since 2008, they've just gone

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downhill and they're not as good anymore, like donuts aren't fresh anymore, not as good,

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coffee is just plain trash, uh, church is okay, I'd probably be a class for me, McDonald's,

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yeah, I can agree with that. Quiz knows I haven't had in a while, so I can't really say, can't really say either

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of the quality, because it's like been like since last time, I was like 2009, uh, 5 burgers

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good, 5 guys, yeah, B is probably about right, RB is I have not had in a while and then everything

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else looks pretty much on par, except maybe move Pizza Hut up to the top and yeah, I think

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Burger King would actually move up and then Taco Bell will probably be, yeah, still probably

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stay F, but a little pizza, a little Caesar's Pizza can probably be a B or an A.

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Dennis! I was made for this. We got some work to do here, people don't know what they're doing.

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It's not? Okay, McDonald's as A tier, really?

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Uh, I don't even, does Dennis eat food?
