{"video_id":"fp_8vKQsX9QzZ","title":"FP Exclusive: The Fast Food Tier List (Part 1)","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-05-18T17:03:00.038Z","duration_s":782,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":19.14,"text":"You know, I'm a professional eater, so I know what's good, what's bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.14,"end_s":24.62,"text":"First of all, let's start from the bottom. Of course, who would ever go to Little Ceaseless?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.62,"end_s":28.7,"text":"Actually, I'd never been there, but it just looks really gross. I don't even want to go in.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.7,"end_s":34.14,"text":"You haven't even tried it though. It just doesn't, it's like a dollar or something, like really cheap.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":34.14,"end_s":37.98,"text":"It's really cheap, so it's a good value. 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I have no clue either.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":75.22,"end_s":81.98,"text":"S, okay, I would like to have Starbucks coffee is good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":81.98,"end_s":85.7,"text":"You're going to put it all the way to S though? Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":85.7,"end_s":89.3,"text":"Yeah. Is it that good? I think it's pretty good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":89.3,"end_s":95.3,"text":"Tim Hortons, I think is more, because like they have some, they have a lot of varieties,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":95.3,"end_s":99.22,"text":"and it's clean, most of them are pretty clean.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":99.22,"end_s":109.66,"text":"So it's not bad. I've been, I go there quite often, I'll go to A, A and W, I don't know if we can call","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":109.66,"end_s":117.42,"text":"you a food expert here. Okay, so there, my favorite is there, I like their chicken noodle soup.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":117.42,"end_s":124.66,"text":"It just tastes so American, Canadian or whatever, it's just like, they do their job.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":124.66,"end_s":128.1,"text":"It's like, okay, this is, you know, this is fine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":128.1,"end_s":133.5,"text":"So you know what, when I go back to Taiwan for a long time, I miss Tim Hortons the most.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":133.5,"end_s":136.86,"text":"Really? It's just like, that shit has coffee.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":136.86,"end_s":140.86,"text":"That smell. Wait, so you just called the coffee shitty, but you're putting it in A tier.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":140.86,"end_s":147.62,"text":"It's like something is so bad, but you missed it sometimes, but you need to have it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":147.62,"end_s":152.38,"text":"I don't know. That would be Tim Hortons. That's like Stockholm syndrome.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":152.38,"end_s":157.26,"text":"A and W, I'll go here, because they have lettuce wrap.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":157.26,"end_s":160.34,"text":"Okay, okay. Oh my God, okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":160.34,"end_s":163.34,"text":"What is this one? Oh, Church's Chicken. 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Every two weeks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":198.54,"end_s":203.38,"text":"I don't really go fast for that much, but like, I think at least one week or two weeks","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":203.38,"end_s":207.98,"text":"I'll go there. Okay, but the S tier ones are the ones that you go to like, easily the most.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":207.98,"end_s":210.98,"text":"Yes. Yeah, and Subway. Ugh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":210.98,"end_s":217.9,"text":"I do have some weird creative of Subway sometimes, but still.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":217.9,"end_s":221.18,"text":"You're going to put it all the way in F tier?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":221.18,"end_s":225.98,"text":"Like f**k. KFC here is horrible.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":225.98,"end_s":229.34,"text":"So bad, I don't get it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":229.34,"end_s":235.26,"text":"Your F tier is getting a little long there. They used to have like a two knee Tuesday once in high school, then I would move out","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":235.26,"end_s":241.7,"text":"because your value and your price, fine, your two knee. But now they don't have two knee Tuesdays, so you're not, you don't deserve anything","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":241.7,"end_s":245.3,"text":"more than F. Chris knows.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":245.3,"end_s":250.78,"text":"Chris knows is, the thing is like, in the middle, it's like, kind of Subway, but better","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":250.78,"end_s":253.78,"text":"Subway. Okay. I rock with that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":253.78,"end_s":262.78,"text":"DQ. Okay, so things with DQ is, you don't go there for burgers or whatever, chicken fingers","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":262.78,"end_s":267.74,"text":"or whatever. You only go there for ice cream. Only go there for ice cream.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":267.74,"end_s":272.54,"text":"I think that's pretty valid. I think their burgers are pretty bad. Like, why would you ever order burger there?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":272.54,"end_s":277.98,"text":"So I would go, I'll put a, here for ice cream only, ice cream only.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":277.98,"end_s":281.9,"text":"Okay, but have you ever had their food before? I would tell you about food or?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.9,"end_s":288.78,"text":"I mean, overall. Like overall. I mean, we need to put food in there, this, you're going to put it down the S.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":288.78,"end_s":291.78,"text":"We'll see, we'll go see. Okay, okay. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":291.78,"end_s":294.78,"text":"Chipotle, no doubt. Up here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":294.78,"end_s":297.78,"text":"Okay. I can rock with that. Fine, guys.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":297.78,"end_s":301.18,"text":"I only had one. I think it's like, pretty average to be able to go to B.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":301.18,"end_s":304.3,"text":"Oh! Fat burger, very big and greasy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.3,"end_s":307.3,"text":"Let's go to B. Okay. Like that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":307.3,"end_s":310.78,"text":"Oh. If you have coupon.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":310.78,"end_s":318.14,"text":"Yep. You know what? For me, when I go to all of these fast food places, I only go there when I have coupon.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":318.14,"end_s":321.78,"text":"I see. Download the app. Download the app and get coupon.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":321.78,"end_s":324.98,"text":"So I would go to A. So it's not bad, but it's clean.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":324.98,"end_s":328.98,"text":"Okay. It's clean. So you really value cleanliness of the place?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":328.98,"end_s":335.82,"text":"Yeah. Like some, some, some, like some places like KFC, Taco Bell, just like, if you take a peek","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":335.82,"end_s":341.62,"text":"out of the kitchen, just feel a little kind of gross, so don't really, Pizza Hut to be,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":341.62,"end_s":345.26,"text":"I can't really see the difference with this, too. Dominoes and pizza?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":345.26,"end_s":355.14,"text":"They're very different. Like the food ones. Because I don't really, I only order like really good, like from good pizza places.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":355.14,"end_s":358.34,"text":"Like I'm not chained. Okay. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":358.34,"end_s":363.58,"text":"So I don't, I never order pizza from them. Yeah. But I'll eat, it's not bad, but I'll go to C.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":363.58,"end_s":366.58,"text":"Okay. And I'm like, okay. C for both of them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":366.58,"end_s":369.58,"text":"Oh. Oh my God. Another fried chicken.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":369.58,"end_s":379.38,"text":"Yeah. I had kind of food poison, poison situation before from this place, twice.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":379.38,"end_s":391.38,"text":"They do have good fried chicken. So if you have good chicken, and even, even if I had food poison, I would still put it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":391.38,"end_s":394.38,"text":"in there. Right. I only have good food.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":394.38,"end_s":397.38,"text":"Okay. So hold on. Let me get this right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":398.38,"end_s":404.86,"text":"Unclean. You put it in F tier, but if it gives you raw chicken and food poisoning, you put it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":404.86,"end_s":408.58,"text":"in S tier. But no raw chicken. 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Ethan, what do you think about Dennis's tier list over here?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":437.74,"end_s":444.98,"text":"I think this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, but I'm also terrified that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":444.98,"end_s":450.66,"text":"you're going to hate what I pick. Okay. I mean, as long as you can defend it, it's not going to be too bad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":450.66,"end_s":454.42,"text":"Okay. First of all, I think I've had churches chicken once.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":454.42,"end_s":458.62,"text":"I don't think it would be fair to rate, but I'm not going to put it at B. I would put","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":458.62,"end_s":462.5,"text":"it, I'll put it D tier. So you really don't like churches chicken.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":462.5,"end_s":465.5,"text":"I had it. No. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":465.5,"end_s":468.5,"text":"That's not even fair. Okay. You know what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":468.5,"end_s":471.5,"text":"I'll keep it there because I've never had it. Okay. All right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":471.5,"end_s":474.5,"text":"All right. So you're just going to keep it to where Dennis won. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":474.5,"end_s":477.5,"text":"Okay. Two Mortons, man. I don't care what nostalgia you have.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":477.5,"end_s":480.5,"text":"This is terrible. At least D. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":480.5,"end_s":483.5,"text":"Not worse, but I mean, I do still go there. So D. Right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":483.5,"end_s":486.5,"text":"Okay. Where do you even start? Where do I start?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":486.5,"end_s":494.18,"text":"Okay. I know lots of people don't like Domino's, but I don't hate it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":494.18,"end_s":500.74,"text":"I'm going to move it up. I'm going to, I'd say McDonald's is worse than Domino's.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":500.74,"end_s":506.18,"text":"Okay. So I'm going to do one of these.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":506.18,"end_s":509.18,"text":"All right. A little switcheroo. A little switcheroo.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":509.18,"end_s":518.18,"text":"Pizza Hut. No. We're just to fill up the bottom of the board.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":518.18,"end_s":522.18,"text":"You know what? Two Mortons is going in the bottom.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":522.18,"end_s":528.98,"text":"Your F tier list is even longer than Dennis's now. What is this?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":528.98,"end_s":534.02,"text":"I think this has a lot more to do, but I'm confident with my, with your changes, your","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":534.02,"end_s":537.02,"text":"revisions. Yeah. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":537.02,"end_s":540.02,"text":"Let's see what logistics have to say. Okay. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":540.02,"end_s":544.86,"text":"So this is Dennis's tier list, eh? All garbage. Um, okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":544.86,"end_s":547.86,"text":"Starbucks. Okay. I'll give that A tier.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":547.86,"end_s":550.86,"text":"Sure. A and W is not an S, but it's pretty good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":550.86,"end_s":555.86,"text":"If you've had American A and W, uh, uh, Canadian A and W is an S tier.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":555.86,"end_s":562.86,"text":"Um, Wendy's, Wendy's is like a B, uh, Chipotle.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":562.86,"end_s":567.86,"text":"C. Now Popeye, okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":567.86,"end_s":571.2,"text":"Popeye's is too salty. Every time I've had Popeye's, it's too salty.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":571.2,"end_s":574.7,"text":"So I'm going to give that a D. Whoa. Have you had their sandwich before?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":574.7,"end_s":577.7,"text":"Yeah. I have had the sandwich before. It's pretty good, huh?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":577.7,"end_s":580.7,"text":"Uh, church check-in. I've only had once, but I'll say that is A tier.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":580.7,"end_s":583.7,"text":"Uh, Mickey D's is A tier. Andy, what do you think?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":583.7,"end_s":586.7,"text":"Mickey D's are A tier? This is wrong. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":586.7,"end_s":589.7,"text":"This is Dennis's list. Yeah. This is Dennis's.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":589.7,"end_s":595.3,"text":"Yeah. He's right. Tim Hortons is like an F, um, because you never get a donor that isn't squished, especially","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":595.3,"end_s":599.82,"text":"if it's a pasta cream. Like all you get is like the, the chocolate on the top.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":599.82,"end_s":602.82,"text":"Oh my God. It's stuck to the top of the- Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":602.82,"end_s":606.3,"text":"It's stuck to the thing and then he loses it all. Uh, Quiznos is fine. Um, that's probably right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":606.3,"end_s":610.14,"text":"I've never had five guys. What? No, I've never had five guys.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":610.14,"end_s":617.22,"text":"Oh man, you've got to try it out. Fatburger, Fatburger's an A. Would you say Fatburger's an A tier, Nick?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":617.22,"end_s":620.22,"text":"A tier? Yeah. Their milkshake's fire, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":620.22,"end_s":623.22,"text":"Yeah. Yeah. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":623.22,"end_s":626.22,"text":"Okay. Uh, Arby's, Arby's is S tier. And then like S tier?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":626.22,"end_s":629.22,"text":"Yeah. Have you ever, have you ever had Arby's? 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Um, I don't know, Subway's probably like a B. I don't know, we get Subway fairly often.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":665.1,"end_s":668.5,"text":"They never get my order, right? But like, it's close enough.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":668.5,"end_s":671.54,"text":"Um, Dairy Queen, their milkshakes are great.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":671.54,"end_s":677.06,"text":"Domino's Pizza sucks ass. Um, Pizza Hut, the only good one is the one with the cheese at the crest.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":677.06,"end_s":683.78,"text":"Search, what do you think? I certainly don't agree with the list. I could probably rearrange it to like, be a little better, but yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":683.78,"end_s":687.74,"text":"But otherwise, yeah, for me, it's like, Starbucks for me, unfortunately, I'm sorry, that's not","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":687.74,"end_s":692.34,"text":"S tier. 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So, the probably A or B for Popeye's, Timmy's, I'm sorry, but since 2008, they've just gone","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":725.54,"end_s":729.94,"text":"downhill and they're not as good anymore, like donuts aren't fresh anymore, not as good,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":729.94,"end_s":735.54,"text":"coffee is just plain trash, uh, church is okay, I'd probably be a class for me, McDonald's,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":735.54,"end_s":741.98,"text":"yeah, I can agree with that. Quiz knows I haven't had in a while, so I can't really say, can't really say either","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":741.98,"end_s":746.66,"text":"of the quality, because it's like been like since last time, I was like 2009, uh, 5 burgers","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":746.66,"end_s":752.22,"text":"good, 5 guys, yeah, B is probably about right, RB is I have not had in a while and then everything","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":752.22,"end_s":758.5,"text":"else looks pretty much on par, except maybe move Pizza Hut up to the top and yeah, I think","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":758.5,"end_s":763.18,"text":"Burger King would actually move up and then Taco Bell will probably be, yeah, still probably","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":763.18,"end_s":767.46,"text":"stay F, but a little pizza, a little Caesar's Pizza can probably be a B or an A.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":767.46,"end_s":773.06,"text":"Dennis! I was made for this. We got some work to do here, people don't know what they're doing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":773.06,"end_s":776.38,"text":"It's not? Okay, McDonald's as A tier, really?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":776.38,"end_s":779.58,"text":"Uh, I don't even, does Dennis eat food?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"You know, I'm a professional eater, so I know what's good, what's bad. First of all, let's start from the bottom. Of course, who would ever go to Little Ceaseless? Actually, I'd never been there, but it just looks really gross. I don't even want to go in. You haven't even tried it though. It just doesn't, it's like a dollar or something, like really cheap. It's really cheap, so it's a good value. Yeah. And like Taco Bell, I try once, I mean, for the quality of the price, and it's, I think it's more of like the vibe in there just kind of gross, so it goes bottom. Oh my God, I haven't seen this for a long time. I had it once, like many, many years ago, I don't think it's that bad, so I put it in the middle. I'm good to see. What's S, is it satisfied? It's like super. Super, oh. Yeah. I actually, do you know what S means? I have no clue either. S, okay, I would like to have Starbucks coffee is good. You're going to put it all the way to S though? Yeah. Yeah. Is it that good? I think it's pretty good. Tim Hortons, I think is more, because like they have some, they have a lot of varieties, and it's clean, most of them are pretty clean. So it's not bad. I've been, I go there quite often, I'll go to A, A and W, I don't know if we can call you a food expert here. Okay, so there, my favorite is there, I like their chicken noodle soup. It just tastes so American, Canadian or whatever, it's just like, they do their job. It's like, okay, this is, you know, this is fine. So you know what, when I go back to Taiwan for a long time, I miss Tim Hortons the most. Really? It's just like, that shit has coffee. That smell. Wait, so you just called the coffee shitty, but you're putting it in A tier. It's like something is so bad, but you missed it sometimes, but you need to have it. I don't know. That would be Tim Hortons. That's like Stockholm syndrome. A and W, I'll go here, because they have lettuce wrap. Okay, okay. Oh my God, okay. What is this one? Oh, Church's Chicken. Church's Chicken, you ever had it? Ew, this is very like, some of them are really, some of them are really bad, I have some bad ones, but I got one once, there's one in first, the Highway in Surrey, they gave me extra chicken. So I keep them A. Okay, so also, okay, Burger King, who goes there? Wendy's pretty good. I like Wendy's. They have the Chicken Burgers really good, and they have their breakfast now, but I never try it. But this is like the places I usually go to, at least like, this is probably like every two weeks. Yeah. Every two weeks. I don't really go fast for that much, but like, I think at least one week or two weeks I'll go there. Okay, but the S tier ones are the ones that you go to like, easily the most. Yes. Yeah, and Subway. Ugh. I do have some weird creative of Subway sometimes, but still. You're going to put it all the way in F tier? Like f**k. KFC here is horrible. So bad, I don't get it. Your F tier is getting a little long there. They used to have like a two knee Tuesday once in high school, then I would move out because your value and your price, fine, your two knee. But now they don't have two knee Tuesdays, so you're not, you don't deserve anything more than F. Chris knows. Chris knows is, the thing is like, in the middle, it's like, kind of Subway, but better Subway. Okay. I rock with that. DQ. Okay, so things with DQ is, you don't go there for burgers or whatever, chicken fingers or whatever. You only go there for ice cream. Only go there for ice cream. I think that's pretty valid. I think their burgers are pretty bad. Like, why would you ever order burger there? So I would go, I'll put a, here for ice cream only, ice cream only. Okay, but have you ever had their food before? I would tell you about food or? I mean, overall. Like overall. I mean, we need to put food in there, this, you're going to put it down the S. We'll see, we'll go see. Okay, okay. Okay. Chipotle, no doubt. Up here. Okay. I can rock with that. Fine, guys. I only had one. I think it's like, pretty average to be able to go to B. Oh! Fat burger, very big and greasy. Let's go to B. Okay. Like that. Oh. If you have coupon. Yep. You know what? For me, when I go to all of these fast food places, I only go there when I have coupon. I see. Download the app. Download the app and get coupon. So I would go to A. So it's not bad, but it's clean. Okay. It's clean. So you really value cleanliness of the place? Yeah. Like some, some, some, like some places like KFC, Taco Bell, just like, if you take a peek out of the kitchen, just feel a little kind of gross, so don't really, Pizza Hut to be, I can't really see the difference with this, too. Dominoes and pizza? They're very different. Like the food ones. Because I don't really, I only order like really good, like from good pizza places. Like I'm not chained. Okay. Okay. So I don't, I never order pizza from them. Yeah. But I'll eat, it's not bad, but I'll go to C. Okay. And I'm like, okay. C for both of them. Oh. Oh my God. Another fried chicken. Yeah. I had kind of food poison, poison situation before from this place, twice. They do have good fried chicken. So if you have good chicken, and even, even if I had food poison, I would still put it in there. Right. I only have good food. Okay. So hold on. Let me get this right. Unclean. You put it in F tier, but if it gives you raw chicken and food poisoning, you put it in S tier. But no raw chicken. Okay. If, if you have food and disgusting and it's not even, the price wise is not even good. You're not going up anywhere, but at least you do have good food, but I enjoy the food and then I have diarrhea. Fine. I'll still, at least I got something out of it. So that's my score. We're going to take this around the office and see what people think about this. Oh my God. Really? Ethan, what do you think about Dennis's tier list over here? I think this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, but I'm also terrified that you're going to hate what I pick. Okay. I mean, as long as you can defend it, it's not going to be too bad. Okay. First of all, I think I've had churches chicken once. I don't think it would be fair to rate, but I'm not going to put it at B. I would put it, I'll put it D tier. So you really don't like churches chicken. I had it. No. Okay. That's not even fair. Okay. You know what? I'll keep it there because I've never had it. Okay. All right. All right. So you're just going to keep it to where Dennis won. Yeah. Okay. Two Mortons, man. I don't care what nostalgia you have. This is terrible. At least D. Okay. Not worse, but I mean, I do still go there. So D. Right. Okay. Where do you even start? Where do I start? Okay. I know lots of people don't like Domino's, but I don't hate it. I'm going to move it up. I'm going to, I'd say McDonald's is worse than Domino's. Okay. So I'm going to do one of these. All right. A little switcheroo. A little switcheroo. Pizza Hut. No. We're just to fill up the bottom of the board. You know what? Two Mortons is going in the bottom. Your F tier list is even longer than Dennis's now. What is this? I think this has a lot more to do, but I'm confident with my, with your changes, your revisions. Yeah. Okay. Let's see what logistics have to say. Okay. Okay. So this is Dennis's tier list, eh? All garbage. Um, okay. Starbucks. Okay. I'll give that A tier. Sure. A and W is not an S, but it's pretty good. If you've had American A and W, uh, uh, Canadian A and W is an S tier. Um, Wendy's, Wendy's is like a B, uh, Chipotle. C. Now Popeye, okay. Popeye's is too salty. Every time I've had Popeye's, it's too salty. So I'm going to give that a D. Whoa. Have you had their sandwich before? Yeah. I have had the sandwich before. It's pretty good, huh? Uh, church check-in. I've only had once, but I'll say that is A tier. Uh, Mickey D's is A tier. Andy, what do you think? Mickey D's are A tier? This is wrong. Yeah. This is Dennis's list. Yeah. This is Dennis's. Yeah. He's right. Tim Hortons is like an F, um, because you never get a donor that isn't squished, especially if it's a pasta cream. Like all you get is like the, the chocolate on the top. Oh my God. It's stuck to the top of the- Yeah. It's stuck to the thing and then he loses it all. Uh, Quiznos is fine. Um, that's probably right. I've never had five guys. What? No, I've never had five guys. Oh man, you've got to try it out. Fatburger, Fatburger's an A. Would you say Fatburger's an A tier, Nick? A tier? Yeah. Their milkshake's fire, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Uh, Arby's, Arby's is S tier. And then like S tier? Yeah. Have you ever, have you ever had Arby's? Well, I don't- The curly fries are good, but everything else is kind of, uh, I don't know. Um, Birdman King is definitely not F tier. It's terrible. Oh, it's, okay. I'll give you, I'll give you C. Uh, Taco, Taco, Taco Smell is a D. It's not an F. Little C's are just probably like a C. Um, Kentucky Fried, I don't know, I like their Colonel Advertisement song. I'm going to say that's a B tier, uh, Subway's B. Subway's a B. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. It's off the scale. Oh boy. I don't know. Um, I don't know, Subway's probably like a B. I don't know, we get Subway fairly often. They never get my order, right? But like, it's close enough. Um, Dairy Queen, their milkshakes are great. Domino's Pizza sucks ass. Um, Pizza Hut, the only good one is the one with the cheese at the crest. Search, what do you think? I certainly don't agree with the list. I could probably rearrange it to like, be a little better, but yeah. But otherwise, yeah, for me, it's like, Starbucks for me, unfortunately, I'm sorry, that's not S tier. That is, is completely, I'm sorry, I'm just going to do this. Like that. There we go. That, that for me, like Starbucks, I'm sorry, but they've gone too much downhill. Uh, the way is NW, yeah, Wendy's, I can agree, Chipotle, probably an A or a B. Uh, Popeye's, yeah, I'm sorry. It's like Jamie was saying, it's too salty, like they just oversold their chicken. If you get the spicy one, it's too dry and you don't even have the heat there. Like, it's just not as good as the ones used to be, but if you'd go down the states, they're actually good. So, the probably A or B for Popeye's, Timmy's, I'm sorry, but since 2008, they've just gone downhill and they're not as good anymore, like donuts aren't fresh anymore, not as good, coffee is just plain trash, uh, church is okay, I'd probably be a class for me, McDonald's, yeah, I can agree with that. Quiz knows I haven't had in a while, so I can't really say, can't really say either of the quality, because it's like been like since last time, I was like 2009, uh, 5 burgers good, 5 guys, yeah, B is probably about right, RB is I have not had in a while and then everything else looks pretty much on par, except maybe move Pizza Hut up to the top and yeah, I think Burger King would actually move up and then Taco Bell will probably be, yeah, still probably stay F, but a little pizza, a little Caesar's Pizza can probably be a B or an A. Dennis! I was made for this. We got some work to do here, people don't know what they're doing. It's not? Okay, McDonald's as A tier, really? Uh, I don't even, does Dennis eat food?"}