WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 Oh, he just punched him in the face. 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:09.000 Oh, Linus is doing strikes here. Wow, Dennis is doing quite an aggressive play. 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:12.000 Linus calling for a timeout. I have a timeout. Are you bleeding? 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:16.000 Declaring the winner by a single point. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:21.000 So many YouTubers are fighting each other. But where is Linus? 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:24.000 Is he scared or is he simply just a nerd? 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:28.000 To answer that question, I am going to fight him. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:32.000 No, it's not funny. 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:35.000 Oh, it's pretty funny. How do you want to do that? 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:39.000 What's the state you want? Well, we already agreed on stakes off camera. 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:43.000 The stakes are simple. Dennis damaged my house, so if I win, 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:47.000 he owes me eight hours of housework to make up for it. 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:50.000 And if he wins, I will do the same. 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:53.000 I already picked out what you're going to do when you have the balloons. 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:57.000 Why are you so confident? We stripped all the carpet off of our cat tree here. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:01:00.000 We're going to cut up the new carpet, put it on there. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.000 It's a lot harder than it sounds. And there's power tools. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:09.000 So you could conceivably staple your hand into a wood. Why are you smiling and talking about me hurting myself? 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:17.000 Linus' confidence is infuriating. I have to believe that I will turn that smile into a crying face of pain. 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:20.000 Before I believe myself, I need to check if anyone believes me. 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:25.000 Are you going to call it a fight? I call it a beating. You're going to get your ass handed to you. 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:30.000 My vote is for Linus. Once you sign it, it's done. 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:35.000 You changed your vote! That's not a pretty vote. 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:40.000 I'm going to beat your husband up. 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:45.000 I've seen Linus play badminton. He moves very, very fast. 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:49.000 Have you seen me move? I've seen you grab lunch. 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:55.000 Well, we have all of the votes in. Looks like majority of them have been bribed by Linus. 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:59.000 However, I have a plan. I did a quick research while I was at staying in Linus' house. 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:02.000 He got a black belt. Just in case that was not a costume. 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:05.000 I'm going to send our cameraman Andrew to follow him to his class. 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:09.000 So I can study him. Okay, Andrew is back with the footage. 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:10.000 Okay. 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:16.000 Well, actually looks pretty powerful. I can see he definitely has a martial art background. 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:20.000 But his skill side, ugh, it's okay. 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:23.000 I think I feel a lot better. Well, lucky for me, I have a black belt. 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:29.000 But I haven't done it for almost 20 years. From what I've served, I will need a little bit more training before I fight Linus. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.000 Today, we are now at Chang's Taekwondo in Langley. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:41.000 And we have our instructor, Tori, to help me to refresh my black belt skills. 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:45.000 This is the person. He does some sort of martial art, but not Taekwondo. 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:49.000 We always don't want to cause too much harm on the opponent. 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:54.000 But this time we do want to cause harm. Harm that is making us safe. 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:57.000 One of the most important stretches actually is called splits. 00:02:57.000 --> 00:03:00.000 So we got to do our splits a little bit. From here. 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:03.000 A little bit lower. Ah, there we go. No, I can't. 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:06.000 Oh, I cannot. Okay, now breathe. 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:09.000 Breathe and smile. It will distract from the pain. What? 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:10.000 Okay, let's get it now. 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:17.000 Very strong. Linus, watch. 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:21.000 On the ground, Linus. On the ground. He will be on the ground after this. 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:24.000 How do you think so far? Yeah, so far I can see your power, honestly. 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:27.000 Well, we got through all the color belt kicks. Really? 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:30.000 You're right at that level now, black belt. I am. 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:36.000 I am. Okay, the refreshment class is over. We are going to do a little sparring and see how many more classes I need. 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:38.000 Ready? Go. 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:48.000 Oh, no. 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:55.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Obviously, I probably need more classes. 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:58.000 What do I need to improve? Definitely number one, cardio. 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:01.000 The few more classes, you should be ready for Linus. 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:05.000 I came back for more classes, but for some reason they were full of children. 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:09.000 I think this is a better start for you based on what I saw and just to be careful, I think 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:14.000 we should start at this level for now. After days of training, I have learned some takedown techniques and I have definitely 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:20.000 increased my pain tolerance. Well, Taekwondo is obviously not enough to fight Linus. 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:23.000 I got glory kickboxer Josh Johnson here. 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:27.000 Here is Josh Johnson. 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:31.000 He's going to teach me how to do kickboxing as well. Just do a little upgrade. 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:34.000 Oh, my God. Okay, I'm going to do, I'm going to be like that. 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.000 We want to punch him. Okay. 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:40.000 Okay. He's got a punchable face. That's right, right? 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:44.000 Yeah, it's important we're fighting to have the conditioning to get through the fight 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:47.000 and the stamina. Well, you got three minutes. Okay. 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:51.000 So pace yourself. Nice and relaxed on your toes. I have flat feet. 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:55.000 Good. Only one minute left. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:58.000 My opponent has played badminton every week for years. 00:04:58.000 --> 00:05:02.000 I have a lot catch up to do. Do you think I have a chance? 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:05.000 From the skipping, I don't know, man. Come on. 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:09.000 You're going to have to get your cardio up. Three, two, and one. 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:13.000 Oh, good. You're already down there, so you're going to do push-ups. 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:16.000 What? Push-ups. Let's go. 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:19.000 A little bit lower. Come on. A little bit lower. 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:22.000 And wait. Eight. Come on. 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:25.000 Eight. I can't breathe. You can. 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:28.000 I can't. Deep breath. You've got to start running, man. 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:32.000 Oh, I'm so tired. You're not going to get through three rounds. 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:35.000 Oh, wait, wait. 00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:38.000 He's bringing out the block one. Good. 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:41.000 Good. Good accuracy. Nice one. 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:44.000 Your kicks are pretty good, man. And go. 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:47.000 Boom. Boom. Bam. 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:52.000 Rest. Good job. To be honest, his skill, especially for his kicks and everything, it's not too bad. 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:57.000 So I would probably rate those about six. His cardio, I'd have to give it a one. 00:05:57.000 --> 00:06:01.000 What? Yeah, your cardio needs to work. 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:04.000 Do you have confidence in me? I think you can do it. 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:07.000 Thank you. I don't know how many rounds you can get through, though. 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:12.000 All I know is I really have to improve my cardio. 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:15.000 That's it. All the way up. That's it. 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:18.000 That's it? No, keep going. Keep going. 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:23.000 That's it. Good job. Every muscle in my body is screaming. 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:26.000 All I want is to give up. Two more. 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:32.000 Two more. Two more. But as I imagine Linus laughing at me, I find my hidden power. 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:36.000 Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:41.000 Rest. The cardio is definitely an issue, so hopefully he can finish this guy early. 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:47.000 As long as he has that kind of drive and determination he has at the end there, I think he'll be okay. 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:50.000 You can... Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:56.000 Well, obviously those training is still not enough. So I'm today here with Linus to learn some krav maga. 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:59.000 This guy is crazy. He's trying to cheat. 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:03.000 Let's be realistic. He might be promising. He might, he might have a... 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:06.000 Yeah, he might. And my first thing is going to be again, redirection. 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:09.000 Okay? Yeah. He might, he might, he might, he might. 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:12.000 Okay? Yeah. Yeah. 00:07:12.000 --> 00:07:15.000 Can you also... Yeah. Turn around, get in the truck. 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:18.000 Get in the truck. Truck. Yeah, what truck? 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:22.000 Okay, but don't get in the truck. Don't get in the truck. Right, because once you get in the truck, your chances of defending yourself go down considerably. 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:25.000 Right. I thought we could drive away. Right? 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:28.000 No, no, no. Get against the wall. Turn around. 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:31.000 Get against the wall. Don't do it. Don't do it. 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:34.000 Don't do it. Don't do it. You can't defend yourself. 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:37.000 Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You're strong on me, right? 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:40.000 You got it. Yeah. And a little roundhouse kick. 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:43.000 Yeah. And then you just shot me, which is a no-no. 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:46.000 To be honest, the chance of Linus pulling out any weapons is low. 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:49.000 But what I really have to overcome is fear. 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:52.000 So Linus decided to turn the taser on. 00:07:52.000 --> 00:07:57.000 I just think it would be so great if you did a good technique, faced your fears, and then 00:07:57.000 --> 00:08:00.000 you're ready for Linus. Oh, I don't like that. 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:03.000 I think I'll bring you one. Oh, wait. Oh, my... 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:06.000 I'm not playing. I'm not playing. Oh, my God. 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:09.000 And this must be the heavily delicious popcorn. 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:13.000 Thanks to Ciso Popcorn for sponsoring this video. Are you still eating this high-sugar crab? 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:16.000 It's so good, though. 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We are only a few days before the fight. 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:55.000 My cardio doesn't seem going anywhere, and I felt this. 00:08:55.000 --> 00:08:59.000 These are the foods athletes should avoid, but Linus is going to eat exactly that. 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:02.000 He might gain some weight, and I slow him down a little bit. 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:06.000 I got Yvonne, accidentally, by lots of iced tea and pizza for him. 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:08.000 But they had a really good deal. 00:09:10.000 --> 00:09:14.000 And just like that, he has filled into my trap. Oh, good, because there's lots. 00:09:14.000 --> 00:09:17.000 And I got Maria to bring him some homemade ice cream cake. 00:09:17.000 --> 00:09:20.000 So I made this cake yesterday. Oh. 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:23.000 It's a Colombian recipe. Oh, my God. Whatever you want. 00:09:23.000 --> 00:09:25.000 You can eat it whenever you want. 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:29.000 At the same time, I'm having my healthy diet. 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:32.000 After a week of training, I'm defeatable. 00:09:32.000 --> 00:09:36.000 Now, the time has come. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. 00:09:36.000 --> 00:09:40.000 We are live broadcasting the channel Superfight Number 1 2022, 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:46.000 event of the year, Dennis Liao versus Linus the Bastard Sebastian. 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:50.000 Ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the moment you've all been paid for. 00:09:50.000 --> 00:10:00.000 Welcome to the first ever and hopefully the last LTT Garage Match Fight Series. 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:06.000 This fight is three one minute rounds in the Taekwondo Mixed Martial Arts Welterweight Division. 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:11.000 Introducing first in the blue corner, he stands five feet, seven inches tall, 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:14.000 weighing in at 170 pounds. 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:27.000 The most trustworthy bro there is the hero of hot takes, Linus Drop Tim Sebastian. 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:32.000 And a crosser ring in the red corner at five feet, six inches tall, 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:35.000 weighing in at 150 pounds. 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:46.000 The most minimalist man at LMG, the Taiwan East Tornado, Dennis Liao. 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:50.000 Dennis definitely winning style of points for being a showman over Linus. 00:10:50.000 --> 00:10:54.000 That's not what the screwdriver is for. And this is the point system. 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:59.000 Because this is pro Taekwondo, Taekwondo Mixed Martial Arts, if you took down it would be two points. 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:03.000 If you crossed over the blue line, you're losing one point. 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment we've been waiting for. 00:11:14.000 --> 00:11:16.000 Round one begins. 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:25.000 Dennis surprisingly getting ring dominance early on here and it's Linus on the backflip. 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:30.000 Relax Dennis, relax. Some words from Dennis's corny here telling him to relax. 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:33.000 Relax, he's switching his stance. 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:36.000 He's coming with these, oh Linus is doing strikes here. 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:40.000 Wow, Dennis is doing quite an aggressive play. 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:47.000 Counter punches from Linus. Ah Linus gets the first strike. 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:52.000 Now some of those strikes are on the shoulders, no points for that, it has to land on the pass. 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:56.000 One point. One point. 00:11:57.000 --> 00:12:02.000 Dennis might be gassing himself out of here, lots of leg kicks. 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:07.000 A lot of spinning kicks too. Linus put a lot of force behind that one, he's trying to kill Dennis. 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:10.000 I think that's the factor, oh he just punched him in the face. 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:22.000 He's already out of breath, breathing heavily through the mouth and even clutching his own torso. 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:25.000 His posture is changing, he's leaning forward a little bit more. 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:30.000 This appears to be breathing through the nose still, his mouth is mostly closed in a rice twerk. 00:12:38.000 --> 00:12:42.000 Dennis has stepped out of the ring giving Linus a well deserved point. 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:50.000 One point. Dennis is already wishing this round was over. 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:55.000 This seems to be a violation of the rules, I don't think competitors are allowed to just take a timeout. 00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:02.000 If I had to score that round, I would obviously give it to Linus, he is ahead in points. 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:07.000 I think a factor I didn't even consider is that even though it is a strike only match, Linus has the strength factor 00:13:07.000 --> 00:13:10.000 and I think those strikes will hurt a little bit more on Dennis. 00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:13.000 Everyone knows short legs equals strong kicks and that's Linus. 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:19.000 Right now you're chasing with that factor. Dennis is receiving some training tips during the match. 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:24.000 Linus back on his feet, he's got the oxygen in his lungs. 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:35.000 Alright, the beautiful round person is coming out showing us the round. 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:38.000 Let's see if our next one sizzles. 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:47.000 Going for the take down right away, that's a big energy burner. 00:13:47.000 --> 00:13:52.000 Oh, it's a backfire! He actually grabbed onto Dennis while falling. 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:59.000 Dennis giving the middle finger the crowd because he's just a little too excited. 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:13.000 Terrible tactical error. And again, Dennis is trying to buy time. Linus is looking angrier than he was before. 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:17.000 Trying to feel out his opponent. Gosh, does that count as a take down? 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:20.000 Did Linus pull his leg out from under him? 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:24.000 Actually it looks like you can see Linus' leg buckling a little bit 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:27.000 when Dennis' ass is in mid-air looking at the other camera here. 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:30.000 Oh my god, he's bum dropping right on Linus' leg. 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:33.000 Oh no, Linus' leg looking like it takes a weird bend. 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:36.000 That can't be good. But he doesn't appear very physical. 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:40.000 He actually did put his hand down and look like Linus calling for a timeout. 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:49.000 Do you need something? 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:52.000 Are you okay? Did your knee come out? 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:55.000 I lifted him up and turned down on my knee. 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:58.000 This wasn't the kind of injury I was hoping for. 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:02.000 No, just give me a minute. Linus confirming that Dennis did land on his knee. 00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:06.000 Linus is rubbing the affected area now. That must mean that it's actually painful. 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:09.000 He's rubbing it so that he doesn't feel the sharp pain as much. 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:13.000 Oh, I feel bad. No, I cannot. I shouldn't feel bad. 00:15:14.000 --> 00:15:18.000 He can kick with the affected leg but he can't plant and spin on it. 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:21.000 Interesting. Let's see if he pulls a karate kit and tries the crane kit. 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:25.000 Looks like he's fighting through the pain here. Are you sure Linus? 00:15:25.000 --> 00:15:29.000 No, no, no. Why are you so angry? It wasn't me. 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:33.000 It wasn't me. You cannot be so angry. It's not me. 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:40.000 Dennis trying to press his advantage and finish the fight here. 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:48.000 Seems like the extended break gave Dennis a chance to regain some energy. 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:55.000 Dennis trying to escape the leg grab with a 360 spin. 00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:09.000 And Dennis is now fully out of oxygen. 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:12.000 This could be a problem. Delaying again. 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:15.000 If you put that mouth guard in, the ref really should start giving demerits for this. 00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:21.000 Push kick from Linus. Kind of landing on the shoulder though. 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:28.000 There you go. Linus is back in this fight with a couple points. 00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:33.000 Two points, two points. Dennis trying to catch his breath one more time. 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:42.000 Into your nose. This is very tiring. If you take more time, you lose your match. 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.000 The ref finally intervening. 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:52.000 Linus coming to the spin kicks. He got the hit. 00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:57.000 Dennis is losing his guard. He does not have the strength or the cardio to keep his arms up where they belong. 00:16:57.000 --> 00:17:00.000 It was a weak kick, but as long as it lands, that's all that matters. 00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:03.000 Token around the back that time, that's not going to count. 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:05.000 More punches here. 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:09.000 Linus awarded a point for Dennis' punch landing squarely on his. 00:17:09.000 --> 00:17:13.000 Linus, Linus, Linus. No punching to the head. Punch to the face. 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:17.000 No punching to the face. Dennis stalling again. 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:27.000 Come on. Dennis has the cardio of a geriatric slug. 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:31.000 More fire coming from Linus here. 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:33.000 Body shots. 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:41.000 Good point. Yes. Looking at Linus' eyes, I think he's fighting through the pain here. 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:04.000 A much more explosive round in the second one. 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:08.000 It's a close fight overall though, David. Anything can happen in the third round. 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:12.000 This is when the fighters really need to show their stuff off and seal the deal. 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:15.000 Unable to take Linus to the ground, trying to take the chair to the ground. 00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:19.000 Imagine you have the chance to kick him. 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:23.000 Sarah coming in for the motivational speech. Have you ever dreamed of this? 00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:27.000 Every night. Exactly. Not going to lie, that really hurt. 00:18:27.000 --> 00:18:31.000 Linus' hair is coming over the top. His full weight came down on my knee from the side. 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:34.000 I have an existing injury. It's been feeling pretty good lately. 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:38.000 But that was a bit of a blow to my ability to be aggressive. 00:18:38.000 --> 00:18:41.000 Dude. Yeah, no kidding. He's very tired. 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:44.000 You've got that at least going for you. Yeah. 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:49.000 Crowd really getting into this fight now. They're going to move those hips. 00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:52.000 It's that show way, Ethan. Fighters, you stay. 00:18:53.000 --> 00:18:54.000 To me. 00:18:57.000 --> 00:19:01.000 Dennis doesn't seem to have the strength to hold his arms up. He is resting them real close to his body. 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:06.000 Yeah, you can see he's... Is he conserving energy here? 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:09.000 Oh, he's not able to spin back the full 360. 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:12.000 He kind of got stuck at the 180. Oh, I get it. 00:19:12.000 --> 00:19:14.000 His groin is warmed up. 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:18.000 Back to the six kicks. 00:19:20.000 --> 00:19:22.000 Push out of the ring one more time. 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:31.000 Dennis is just praying for life. 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:33.000 Linus is gloating about that. 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:42.000 No point. Why? No point. 00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:45.000 He likes that. Let's go. 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:51.000 Dennis' vision can lay down and die here. Linus trying to draw out an attack. 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:58.000 It came right nuts. I didn't see it. 00:19:58.000 --> 00:20:00.000 Dennis apparently doesn't have the balls to get a foul on this. 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:02.000 Let's go. 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:09.000 Fantastic grapple by Linus. 00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:12.000 It looks like Linus is trying to bend Dennis' leg. 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:15.000 I think Linus is starting to get a little bit worried about the points 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:20.000 and is just going to go for those takedowns. I think he just wants vengeance on Dennis' knee here. 00:20:20.000 --> 00:20:23.000 Come on, stand up, you grandma. 00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:26.000 He's got the cardio of a broken waffle iron. 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:30.000 Is that a head kick? 00:20:32.000 --> 00:20:35.000 This fight is much closer than I expected. 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:38.000 Dennis flipping the double bird. 00:20:43.000 --> 00:20:48.000 Linus takes a step down. But he catches Dennis and flips him onto his back. 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:50.000 Run, run, run. 00:20:53.000 --> 00:20:56.000 Dennis is flowing like a cooling magma here. 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:14.000 Crabbing legs is so chicken. 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:22.000 It's a chicken form of attack. 00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:28.000 But hey man, he's getting the points on you. The problem is Dennis is too tired to pull back his leg after the strike. 00:21:34.000 --> 00:21:37.000 Quite a pathetic hug. 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:40.000 How did that end up taking him down? That's insane. 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:43.000 The edge over our little man, Dennis. 00:21:43.000 --> 00:21:46.000 Linus prepared to bow. 00:21:46.000 --> 00:21:50.000 Dennis giving birth. Linus just wants to hit the tile and I'll look at him. 00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:53.000 Look at the white of his eyes. He looks like a spooked horse. 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:57.000 You've ever seen that meme of Linus crack tips? He's looking a lot like that guy right now. 00:21:57.000 --> 00:22:00.000 At the end of three rounds, we're going to the scorecard 00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:06.000 to determine the winner of this fight. Ladies and gentlemen, Master Chang has called a stop to this contest. 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:09.000 Declaring the winner by a single point. 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:15.000 Tongue! Linus! 00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:21.000 That was a hell of a fight. 00:22:21.000 --> 00:22:24.000 How do you feel? Pretty good. 00:22:24.000 --> 00:22:28.000 Not as good as I'd like, but I would have liked was an overwhelming victory. 00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:33.000 One point, not the margin I was hoping for. My goal is to get a couple of headshots. 00:22:33.000 --> 00:22:36.000 I got a couple of good headshots. That's why I won. 00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:40.000 I can die in peace. I know what he's going to do. He's going to help me re-carpet my cat tree. 00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:42.000 Power stapler.